r/HFY TFOS# 696 - Spitting fire and Mmm, coffee (Reddit Hfy Sci-Fi Stories)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @rinayasi
    @rinayasi 3 года назад +18

    My God the man said "assault me" not murder me

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 года назад +1

      some people might prefer murder to assault depending on the degree thereof

  • @wolfoffenris9951
    @wolfoffenris9951 3 года назад +47

    Damned! She not only assaulted him, she straight up murdered him🤣

    • @stain1095
      @stain1095 3 года назад +5

      He was asked for it, literally

    • @sherylcascadden4988
      @sherylcascadden4988 2 года назад +1

      His greatest enemy is himself. The enemy he cannot outwit, cannot overpower, cannot subjugate, cannot destroy. Even if he utterly obliterates every living being in the universe he will have to live with himself. And sooner or later one of those facing him will tell him so.

    • @lyrigageforge3259
      @lyrigageforge3259 Год назад +1

      There are those who like to get trashed - yep that ruler of some sort asked for it. (yea to two years old comment)

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 года назад +15

    a concise explanation about human drive and factionalism? I never thought that I'd see the day.

  • @a_random_person_
    @a_random_person_ 3 года назад +5

    Legit though it was one title

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 года назад

    I imagine the regent just falling limp like a Skyrim ragdoll dying of poison.

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад +5

    For the algorithm

  • @MrSuperbeast92
    @MrSuperbeast92 3 года назад +3

    696
    *Nice*

  • @KingMarkus222
    @KingMarkus222 3 года назад +87

    Leave it to the female of our species to absolutely break down someone’s confidence lol

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 года назад +18

      Well she was told to assault him she just chose to assault him with words

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 года назад +14

      Also he said assault not murder

    • @GrimpakTheMook
      @GrimpakTheMook 3 года назад +6

      @@geoshark12 so he got out lightly.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 3 года назад +1

      @@geoshark12 that’s why she finally fell down from the collar. After the anger reduced she realised just how much she had managed to eviscerate him.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 года назад +4

      @@IRMentat she never fell down from the collar, she was decapitated mid sentence.

  • @SetzerII
    @SetzerII 3 года назад +38

    As a human, I approve of relations with any species that can appreciate coffee.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar Год назад +1

      The problem is that some just can't. For some, coffee is deadly, and for others, it's an highly addictive and debilitating drug.

  • @MarkGast
    @MarkGast 3 года назад +14

    Nothing like a hot cup of Algorithm11! in the morning! Mmm.

    • @reasonablehiccups4792
      @reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад +2

      Yes my favorite flavor is the standard For the algorithm mixed with a bit of vanilla and sugar

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +3

      hmmm triple espresso algorithm!

  • @PlagueRunner
    @PlagueRunner 3 года назад +30

    I just simply enjoy these stories but they're blue balling the ending

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +11

      there are those of the writing style of always leave em wanting more , not my thing but i am just a talkerer :D

    • @sirghostington6305
      @sirghostington6305 3 года назад +3

      @@AgroSquerril talkerer... That's... a new one

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +5

      @@sirghostington6305 one day i will evolve to be a speakerer

    • @sirghostington6305
      @sirghostington6305 3 года назад +2

      @@AgroSquerril sure thing m8 I wish you success in your endeavours ^^

  • @utkuayranc3210
    @utkuayranc3210 3 года назад +13

    mentlegents always catch me off guard for some reason

  • @MrAlasador
    @MrAlasador 3 года назад +6

    I feel like this has been asked before but what are you saying as a greeting in the beginning? What I hear is "Greetings Ladies and Meta-gents."

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +2

      Mentle Gents

    • @MrAlasador
      @MrAlasador 3 года назад +2

      @@AgroSquerril Subtle. I like it and thank you.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +2

      @@MrAlasador a pleasure

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd Год назад +3

    LOL, attack doesn't have to be physical. Mental and emotional barbs can be worse! Story 2: MMMM, Coffee indeed! We humans may be different and seemingly chaotic, but a nice cup of tea or coffee goes a long way.

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 года назад +5

    keeper going

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 года назад +5

    For the algorithm

  • @plinko-moss
    @plinko-moss 3 года назад +5

    For the algorithm

  • @Light256
    @Light256 3 года назад +3

    Assault me... can be done with words just as easily as with fists

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar Год назад +2

    Oolae is from one of the few lucky species who can drink coffee without dying.

  • @Verboten_Joey
    @Verboten_Joey 3 года назад +5

    I wish that all humans really did value freedom. There are plenty of people and ideologies that value power and control above all or only value freedom for themselves or their tribe.

    • @joe2501echo
      @joe2501echo 2 года назад

      I think all ideologies value freedom in one way or another. Some think that absolute freedom is the only freedom, and others think that freedom needs a foundation of security to help it flourish.
      Perhaps the real answer is somewhere in between.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 года назад +4

    For the Prophet

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 3 года назад +1

      An aggressive squirrel being the prophet of some machine algorithmic god sounds like a dr sues book.

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 года назад

      *Snickers* *Snicker* gsnicker*

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 года назад +8

    Drinking coffee For the algorithm!!

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 года назад +6

    For the algorithm

  • @murphycunningham2465
    @murphycunningham2465 3 года назад +3

    Now that's assaulted

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 года назад +1

    A few more and he might take up a new hobby.

  • @CharlieTheCoconut
    @CharlieTheCoconut 3 года назад +3

    Algorithm

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 года назад +3

    F.T.A.

  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc 3 года назад +1

    For the Algorithm
    For the talkerer
    For the coffee!

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Год назад

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

  • @vinnyganzano1930
    @vinnyganzano1930 Год назад

    I don't function without coffee, my body craves it.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 8 месяцев назад

    81st, 3 January 2024

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 2 года назад +1

    F.T.A !

  • @robertbemis9800
    @robertbemis9800 3 года назад +1

    I never realize how much food for unions resemble stellar masses

  • @aaronatherton7431
    @aaronatherton7431 3 года назад +1

    Always enjoy!
    How are storys on Redit made?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +3

      When a mommy story and a daddy story really like each other....

    • @aaronatherton7431
      @aaronatherton7431 3 года назад +3

      @@AgroSquerril Rodentian: Such a Roundhead fluffy tail Skirl cutie you!
      Tailor, weave us a story from the looms of your world. Of the great stone cities, the abandoned ship yard of the Skyyas, the mulberry trees that grow there full of the finest silks and why you came to Rodentia, to the Battle Lords' great school, high in the branches, to seek your fortune!
      Cried the Rodentian children.
      How you made you fortune by the cadets in silk twist!