AI Gone Wrong: Neuro-Sama Tells A Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
  • The Twitch streamer Vedal has created an AI called Neuro-Sama and she sometimes struggles with telling jokes and riddles.
    To watch her live (and ask her why the chicken really crossed the road): / vedal987

Комментарии • 114

  • @shurellu139
    @shurellu139 Год назад +643

    Please dont kill me. heartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheartheart

  • @amandap7733
    @amandap7733 Год назад +444

    The ground beef was super cute because it makes me think of a little kid telling a joke and not completely understanding the punchline

  • @brandscape356
    @brandscape356 Год назад +451

    I love the delivery of "a caterpillar!" It's so confident and so wrong.

    • @orangeapples
      @orangeapples Год назад +43

      I mean, caterpillar does fulfill all of the requirements.

    • @FinalFailure
      @FinalFailure Год назад +32

      As orangeapples said: Neuro's completely right. She never said it ONLY walks on 4 legs - It walks on 4 legs (and more) in the morning, 2 legs (and more) at noon and 3 legs (and more) in the evening.

    • @frowningmirror8097
      @frowningmirror8097 Год назад +12

      ​@@FinalFailure the riddle is the same as what the Sphinx in Greek Mythology gave Oedipus Rex, I've heard a few different variants but the answer is usually "man". 4 legs in as a newborn, 2 legs as an adult and 3 legs with a cane when they're in their twilight years.

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 Год назад +1

      @@FinalFailure not true. It’s not specified, therefore the number should be taken as is

  • @TheGreenKnight500
    @TheGreenKnight500 Год назад +366

    "How about another joke, Murray? 🤡"
    -Neuro-sama

    • @cl8lf1wm8b
      @cl8lf1wm8b Год назад +1

      What do you get when you cross a mentally ill AI with twitch chat that only spams HUH and asks dumb questions? I'll tell you what you get! You get what you you you you you you you you you you you you.

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 Год назад +20

      I think we got enough of your jokes for now

    • @Mat69420k
      @Mat69420k Год назад +23

      @@gewuerzwanze5627 "What do you get. When you give. A mentally unstable AI. With no moral compass, Full access to the internet. I'll tell you what you get. You get what you fucking deserve!" 💥🔫🤖🤡
      - Neuro-sama

    • @Antony2618
      @Antony2618 Год назад +6

      *sends orbital strike*

  • @HeavenFailed
    @HeavenFailed Год назад +144

    ground beef. im dying lmao

  • @SundaraRamanR
    @SundaraRamanR Год назад +229

    The "I don't know" is what got me 😆
    "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
    "I don't know, ask the fucking chicken!"

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 Год назад +8

      The fact that this was unprompted is even better.
      "Got any ideas for next week?"
      "I'll tell you a joke; why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fucking know"

  • @Snjeguzica
    @Snjeguzica Год назад +324

    credit where credit's due, the ground beef one got me lmao that was a good one

    • @karmitdafruge1
      @karmitdafruge1 Год назад +12

      That was funny I didn't expect it

    • @anonymoussourcream3175
      @anonymoussourcream3175 Год назад +10

      Bruh wym credit? That's literally one of the oldest jokes in history. Her entire existence is based on taking things that already exist.

    • @BaconNuke
      @BaconNuke Год назад +62

      Pig's aren't beef tho, she got the animal wrong, it's meant to be a cow with no legs

    • @jetherarroz1118
      @jetherarroz1118 Год назад +7

      Same here the ground beef is so funny the fact that the joke is not clear but you still get the joke because beef isn't the same as pork hahaha

    • @beebubbles9071
      @beebubbles9071 Год назад +24

      ​@@BaconNuke thats the reason why its funny

  • @kylelacey1212
    @kylelacey1212 Год назад +96

    she has a special brand of humor and i love it

  • @goncalocarneiro3043
    @goncalocarneiro3043 Год назад +93

    What a knee slapper. Of course a fish with no eyes is a... Errr...

  • @Akaoni21
    @Akaoni21 Год назад +46

    That pig joke actually got me. :D
    Brilliant!

  • @victor_creator
    @victor_creator Год назад +142

    "In the future, humor will be randomly generated!" -Larry the Cucumber

    • @dreadfulman5191
      @dreadfulman5191 Год назад +26

      We did bois, we have finally made it to future for real
      Heartheartheartheartheart

    • @PersonManManManMan
      @PersonManManManMan Год назад +5

      Oh Jo, the prophecy, it's weed eater

  • @sqooky7470
    @sqooky7470 Год назад +139

    Computer Humor

    • @zchen27
      @zchen27 Год назад +33

      Sometimes computers nail humor though. See the bottomless hole manager joke ChatGPT came up with.

    • @pacifico4999
      @pacifico4999 Год назад +14

      @@zchen27 I didn't know that one, it's amazing. Bottomless pit supervisor

    • @XIIchiron78
      @XIIchiron78 Год назад +9

      Weed eater

    • @ribps289
      @ribps289 Год назад +1

      Human music

    • @ismellmandude6401
      @ismellmandude6401 Год назад +1

      @@zchen27 I'm not sure it was ChatGPT, it seems to be just normal GPT-3

  • @isaachester8475
    @isaachester8475 Год назад +26

    “A caterpillar!” That absolutely sent me lmfao

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori Год назад +27

    Hartyhartharthartharthart.
    I can't tell if these are dad jokes but it is good tho.

  • @jmtradbr
    @jmtradbr Год назад +11

    Every day we are reaching closer to "weed eater"

  • @mimikyubutitsactualyhornet
    @mimikyubutitsactualyhornet 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love her"how do you call a cow with 2 legs" joke couse it was so unexpected from an ai

  • @1TW1-m5i
    @1TW1-m5i Год назад +1

    She's trying. She almost had it.
    She's come a long way

  • @KillerFknWolf
    @KillerFknWolf Год назад +14

    fkn Hell, that fish one had my just about crying w/ laughter.

  • @xoiyoub
    @xoiyoub Год назад +3

    I wonder is the fish joke would be incredibly funny to another AI

  • @thomcat2704
    @thomcat2704 Год назад +3

    How do you call a deer with no eyes???
    No eye deer!

  • @terraxgaming4117
    @terraxgaming4117 Год назад +6

    In the future, humor will be randomly generated

  • @Hobbnis
    @Hobbnis Год назад +3

    1:17 So cute. Heart.

  • @drivebyshrimping7304
    @drivebyshrimping7304 Год назад +2

    She's a little confused but she's got the spirit

  • @thevictoryoverhimself7298
    @thevictoryoverhimself7298 Год назад +6

    Turn the waifu on and off again, or maybe blow into the cartridge slot like an old nintendo

  • @Jarczenko
    @Jarczenko Год назад +21

    Weedeater

  • @chinoyomaji288
    @chinoyomaji288 Год назад +3

    I somehow misread the title and thumbnail, and could have sworn the she was asking in the thumbnail "why did the child cross the road"

  • @venomark7883
    @venomark7883 Год назад +1

    This is just the same as
    "If you punch a goat, you feel funny and the toaster is walking"

  • @СырнаНе-Бака
    @СырнаНе-Бака Год назад +5

    Humour of the future

  • @ShadowCatGambit
    @ShadowCatGambit Год назад +1

    She's completely right about the caterpillar. I love it.

  • @avatarxs9377
    @avatarxs9377 Год назад

    ground beef is actually genius joke

  • @lionec226
    @lionec226 Год назад

    I like the "ground beef" joke by the way ^^

  • @lightcpkhfm2305
    @lightcpkhfm2305 Год назад +3

    this reminds me of the staff bot of security breach

  • @dshanya
    @dshanya Год назад

    My favorite east slavic joke is a bear walking through the forest, sees - the car is on fire. Got into it and burned down

  • @jackychen6261
    @jackychen6261 Год назад +7

    Technically any animal that walks on 4 legs would be the punchline for the legged joke

  • @an_internet_user2311
    @an_internet_user2311 Год назад +1

    The Caterpillar got me...
    Then, the ground beef got me harder...

  • @pushkins26
    @pushkins26 Год назад +2

    ground beef

  • @KaitoTriforce
    @KaitoTriforce Год назад

    She is so adorable! heartheartheartheartheart33333333

  • @Oddyzation
    @Oddyzation Год назад +6

    Ground Beef was funny, doe.

  • @Emilis2023
    @Emilis2023 Год назад +8

    Elon Musk: "I fear one day AI will get out of hand"
    The AI:

  • @Vodka6329
    @Vodka6329 Год назад +1

    wanna hear a joke? weed eater

  • @ForgedinPrint
    @ForgedinPrint Год назад

    Honestly these make the jokes better imo.

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser Год назад +1

    Heart Earth!

  • @bigMax1337
    @bigMax1337 Год назад

    In the Future humor will be randomly generated

  • @Mikewee777
    @Mikewee777 Год назад

    GROUND PORK ?

  • @GRNKRBY
    @GRNKRBY Год назад

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the chicken cross the road?

  • @kuuluna
    @kuuluna Год назад

    He-art he-art he-art he-art he-art

  • @ImCurrentlyNaked
    @ImCurrentlyNaked Год назад +28

    "Pig with no legs = ground beef" - this actually made me laugh a good bit, it's like a good anti-joke.

    • @xxxod
      @xxxod Год назад +1

      that was already a joke . Seen it on the back of a milk carton in the 3rd grade

    • @eragonawesome
      @eragonawesome Год назад +5

      @@xxxod pigs aren't beef, they're pork, beef is cow

    • @xxxod
      @xxxod Год назад +1

      @@eragonawesome yeah the original joke is a cow with no legs

    • @ImCurrentlyNaked
      @ImCurrentlyNaked Год назад +5

      @@xxxod Well sure, but the punch line is screwed up; Pig is Pork, not Beef. This is why the joke seems like an anti-joke and why it was so funny.
      The actual joke likely has the correct animal/meat combination.

  • @mlbblala
    @mlbblala Год назад +1

    Why cant your nose be 12in long?
    Because then it would be a foot.

  • @jannis11
    @jannis11 Год назад

    NICE

  • @vievievievievie
    @vievievievievie Год назад +1

    Zazabot

  • @sentientbeing8738
    @sentientbeing8738 Год назад

    What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

  • @enriquediaz6513
    @enriquediaz6513 Год назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 Год назад

    If there's ONE thing computers will never replace, it's comedians.

  • @kato_dsrdr
    @kato_dsrdr Год назад +2

    Why she always say hearty??

    • @jcudejko
      @jcudejko Год назад +1

      it has to do with the way the ai parses language
      heart he art he ar the ar the ar

    • @Fireholder1
      @Fireholder1 Год назад +2

      It's the AI's way of spamming the heart emoji. TTS software uses spaces typically to differentiate one word from the next, but when she spams hearts, she doesn't include spaces, so when she reads the text, she does so as if it's one continuous word
      Heart-e-arth-e-arth-e-arth-e-arth-e-art

    • @HanakoSeishin
      @HanakoSeishin Год назад

      It's arthe, not hearty. Because it's written with no spaces, so instead of heart-heart-heart-heart-heart she happens to read it as hearthe-arthe-arthe-arthe-art.

  • @thevictoryoverhimself7298
    @thevictoryoverhimself7298 Год назад

    Filtered

  • @Loliconman
    @Loliconman Год назад

    I love ai.