As a !! player I must say the sheer chaotic insanity vibes Im getting from these quotes makes me regret not playing the original while the translations were there
@@shadowserenity1879 Don’t know if you need this still but here’s the difference, “!!” Is a time skip to where they are officially idols (I think they are officially idols) “!” Is when they are doing idol training at their schools I’m also new but pretty sure that’s the difference, still if your still curious you should Google it!
@@shadowserenity1879 ! was like,, the first game, and its story takes place before the one from !! (I believe it followed trickstar, might be wrong since I didn’t play it). !! is the current ensemble stars game
i like to come back to this from time to time. this series is wild. my personal favorite is when rei speaks to koga like “ohh is baby upset? is baby mad cuz i didnt cwadle him in my awms and let him suck from my bweast?” i hate him so much and yet he remains my favorite enstars character after all these years
@@pillboysim a new player and im trying to read the main story from the first game, is the things in this video from the main story? Or is it from events as well? Because theres lots of them here that i haven't seen in the main story yet
@@carson1b16 i hate to tell you this but you won't get the full enstars experience without reading both events and the main story. i wouldn't say you have to read EVERYTHING but there's just so many fucking characters and they all have their own drama going on. i will say though that the first game's main story focuses on trickstar and theyre purposefully written to be basic so youre going to get the least amount of batshit energy with them.
@@pillboys I mean im reading the first main story of the first game (!) rn from that thing that lets you go back time in the wiki, but i havve heard somethings about this event called "the war" ( i dont know a lot about it so please dont spoil me) but they haven't talked about it yet so i was wondering if you could tell me where do they talk about it. I haven't finished the main story yet tho, im just starting Kingdom so maybe they will talk about it in the future, but im a little lost
@@carson1b16 oh just assume youre never going to understand what happened in the war because they keep it as vague as humanly possible. all i can say is that it was an idol war
W h a t. You're telling me they're not there anymore?? I've been planning on getting into enstars and it's already been a puzzle ( I have no idea where to start ) and now I can't even binge the wiki 😭
apparently the ibara ass itch one is like...a japanese idiom ?? ppl in japan say something is "ketsu ga kayuku naru" (which would mean, makes the butt itch) as a way of saying it's a special type of embarrasment like if someone compliments you in the middle of a conversation, it's flattering but kinda awkward ? idk how to explain it but in this situation it didn't look like nagisa got the idiom n kinda took it literally sjfdskfk
I am new to the game. My main fandom is A3! and Gundam Seed. I am shookt EnStars idols hate each so much. They are trying to kill each other. I thought it is about boys reaching for their dreams without violence.
cries in needing to read the translated stories but not knowing where to look edit: aLSO I DIDNT KNOW THAT PRINCE KURO CG EXISTED UNTIL I WENT LOOKING FOR IT AND IM ACUTALLY SCREECHING HE'S SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I CANT
I've never into enstars but my friend does and this video pops out from nowhere. From this video, my friend was right when he said that everyone here just wanna die.. like, aren't we all 💀💀
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no matter how many years pass keito's so "so what, eichi" will forever be iconic
It will be
So what, eichi
It actually made me laugh when I saw it.
"So what, Keichi"
YESSSSS
so what, eichi
"Stupid"
"I've been cursed in english?"
I can't handle my laugh when read this part😂😂
Leo just shell shocked at hearing him being called "Stupid" in English by Tsukasa is hilarious. I can hear their voices for that exact scenario
“Only, being referred to a “good boy” makes my ass itch”
I-Ibara??
*ibara you're taking it too far i-*
😭 the video left out what hiyori said to him: "an idol saying a-... your word choice is more of a problem here, venomous snake"
He never takes a break does he
@@gasterrific HIYORI NO
Can someone tell me what story this is?
Tsukasa: "Stupid!"
Me: *imagining how he would say it*
This leo and tsukasa chat is what I always wish to hear! That Rei's "don't get so cocky" full quote too!🤧
In fact, I actually always imagine them saying their dialogues whenever I read stories❤️
"Kaoru... Are you _really_ sexy?" lives in my soul
Me who just started playing this game and hasn't started in reading any of the translated stories : i feel like im having a fever dream
the raw power that "so what, eichi" exudes is just too iconic
There needs to be a video with just Shu quotes and this song in the bg
don’t tempt me
@@pomkastel LAMAOOOO PLZ
@@pomkastel we need it
Do it
@@pomkastel I dare you.
As a !! player I must say the sheer chaotic insanity vibes Im getting from these quotes makes me regret not playing the original while the translations were there
@@unitlonda4925 if you don't mind me asking, could you tell me what is way back machine?
@@i_ate_chemicals I got it thank you so much!!
What's the difference between !! And ! ? I'm rather new to the game
@@shadowserenity1879 Don’t know if you need this still but here’s the difference,
“!!” Is a time skip to where they are officially idols (I think they are officially idols)
“!” Is when they are doing idol training at their schools
I’m also new but pretty sure that’s the difference, still if your still curious you should Google it!
@@shadowserenity1879 ! was like,, the first game, and its story takes place before the one from !! (I believe it followed trickstar, might be wrong since I didn’t play it). !! is the current ensemble stars game
The simplicity of Keito’s “Dont. Just don’t.” makes it beautiful
Everyone’s quote being so long and weird…
Meanwhile Mika- “Don’t talk
To me.”
"I'm just making explosives to kill TIME."
.
.
.
I'm dead.
I can't decide if it's more concerning that Natsume is making explosives to 'kill TIME' or that Sora wants to eat them
I came here to have fun but suddenly Tsumugi was bullied and now I am crying again
SAME
@kyu I've got too much free time and not much dignity left 💀
Yes, people this quotes are 100% canon, welcome to enstars
0:43 PLS MADARA IS LIKE “DID SOMEONE SAY *MAMA*” IM CRYING
Shu: "this is the first time i have been called comething like that since i was born"
Me: *"no wonder he's rude he was made...to be...ITSUKI SHU...!"*
I can't believe your last words were fried chicken
© tetora nagumo
I’m Japanese and I didn’t rlly know how those quotes are translated in English so I just laughed so hard in Rei’s part
hello, I'm just asking but is the Enstars story this terrifying in the JP version too? I've heard it's just as bad, even worse 😶
@@user-ut1lj4do7g Wdym terrifying? as in like how the story carries on and etc?
Jsjsjs Shu has the funniest quotes sorry I have valkyrie brainrot
favorite shu moment is when he axed his computer and got in trouble w his family
@@pomkastel SO TRUE ! !
Yessss, I'm a ShuP too, and ofc ValkyrieP
@@ChrisAsh21 Both characters are so good and funny. Best music too. Valk supremacy.
@@male5169 YASSS😎
A great reminder that yes, these are indeed teenage boys
I miss this era sm where we can access all of story's translation easily
i like to come back to this from time to time. this series is wild. my personal favorite is when rei speaks to koga like “ohh is baby upset? is baby mad cuz i didnt cwadle him in my awms and let him suck from my bweast?” i hate him so much and yet he remains my favorite enstars character after all these years
i love seeing newer enstars fans in the comments like ARE THESE REAL??. i cant tell if i envy them or not
@@pillboysim a new player and im trying to read the main story from the first game, is the things in this video from the main story? Or is it from events as well? Because theres lots of them here that i haven't seen in the main story yet
@@carson1b16 i hate to tell you this but you won't get the full enstars experience without reading both events and the main story. i wouldn't say you have to read EVERYTHING but there's just so many fucking characters and they all have their own drama going on. i will say though that the first game's main story focuses on trickstar and theyre purposefully written to be basic so youre going to get the least amount of batshit energy with them.
@@pillboys I mean im reading the first main story of the first game (!) rn from that thing that lets you go back time in the wiki, but i havve heard somethings about this event called "the war" ( i dont know a lot about it so please dont spoil me) but they haven't talked about it yet so i was wondering if you could tell me where do they talk about it. I haven't finished the main story yet tho, im just starting Kingdom so maybe they will talk about it in the future, but im a little lost
@@carson1b16 oh just assume youre never going to understand what happened in the war because they keep it as vague as humanly possible. all i can say is that it was an idol war
1:18
Famous last words from Kuro....."fried chicken"
"... ...let me rephrase. I think this situation can fuck off" -Hokuto
please make more of this!! cause there are so many iconic, wild and questionable quotes in this game, This kind of enstars content is long overdue
This game is a collective hallucination i swear 😭😭😭😭
F in the chat for the Enstars wiki translations.
God these are so good, I wasn't into Enstars until !! started so I haven't seen most of these--
W h a t. You're telling me they're not there anymore?? I've been planning on getting into enstars and it's already been a puzzle ( I have no idea where to start ) and now I can't even binge the wiki 😭
01:43 I read in the wiki, he likes to makes pun. That is definetly why he can pull those death--I mean, dead--um.. I mean, dad jokes
English fun funeral
Japanese yay! iei(funeral picture)←same pronunciation
“right infront of my salad?” -ritsu sakuma
why is shu so dramatic and mika just being stupidly cute
this is why i kin mika kagehira.
SAME LMAO
this is so emotional I have actual tears in my eyes
Yuta's comment on 2:14 💀I love that silly boy
0:26 he woke up and chose violence
izumi summoning madara is so funny to me 💀
i like how it feels like we're slowly descending into madness
2:20 I'm sooo proud of you Tomoya
also the ones that involve Keito and that funeral pun by Eichi (especially the latter) just...killed me :)
0:48 is killing me 😭😭😭
0:36 shu... stop I'm crying
0:48 WHAT
2:24 WHEN DID HAJIME SAY THIS???? 😭😭
a year late but i’m like pretty sure it’s the scout story “bad boys” starring mitsuru and rabits !
These will always be in our hearts
Alternative title : « Enstars characters death threatening each other for 2:40 »
0:19 OLD SHU WAS... Kind of " rude "
But he had character development and this
the sad music hittin different now
1:02 is the most replayed and i cant blame anyone
1:41 I mean this quote and this sprite of Natsume *wheeze*
iswear to god if tsumugi gets bullied one more time i will actually cry
Thank u, we were drunk voice acting these for like an hour.
i showed this video to some of my friends that dont play enstars... they all thought it was fake
0:54 Kiryu you are 100% right.
Pain and agony
0:50 im crying
1:39 😭😭
enstars has taken a solid 10 years off of my lifespan
apparently the ibara ass itch one is like...a japanese idiom ?? ppl in japan say something is "ketsu ga kayuku naru" (which would mean, makes the butt itch) as a way of saying it's a special type of embarrasment like if someone compliments you in the middle of a conversation, it's flattering but kinda awkward ? idk how to explain it but in this situation it didn't look like nagisa got the idiom n kinda took it literally sjfdskfk
I am new to the game. My main fandom is A3! and Gundam Seed. I am shookt EnStars idols hate each so much. They are trying to kill each other. I thought it is about boys reaching for their dreams without violence.
This is missing souma's "I am a baby .. gugu gaga" from quarrel festival
hjfgjhgf thank you this kind of enstars content was overdue!! now i know which stories to read...
i’ve watched this like 37 times i’m going crazy
coming back here after the purge of stories on the wiki
THE EICHI UOTES HAVE ME DEAD HES SURE MAKING THE BEST OF HIS 2 WEEKS/j
THE IZUMI AND MAMA ONE LMAOOO
so true
@@20tamicalorraineoraa94 HI ICA
what the fuck is wrong with them (endearing)
WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER??? Oh boi the enstars eng sure is more tammer
I've decided keito is hilarious
i laughed rrwlly hard at the 3rd one an d my teacher asked me if i was ok
ALSO THESE ARE FEEDING MY BRAINROT THANK YOU
1:40 tetora is so me
i'm here shaking in my boots about english enstars wake me up from this nightmare
this is The Video Ever I always come back to it
I was waiting for Adonis' quotes but it seems I'll find if there are some chaotic ones from him next time xD
0:48 EXCUSE ME???
im watching this at 4am beside sleeping people and i had to go outside to the bathroom just to laugh more
cries in needing to read the translated stories but not knowing where to look
edit: aLSO I DIDNT KNOW THAT PRINCE KURO CG EXISTED UNTIL I WENT LOOKING FOR IT AND IM ACUTALLY SCREECHING HE'S SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I CANT
Try using the wayback machine on the wiki! The prince Kuro is from the story " Don't break character - the spectacular Cinderella show"
Enstars is W I L D
0:49 reminds me of when a 3rd grader called me a good ‘girl’
this is amazing
I've never into enstars but my friend does and this video pops out from nowhere. From this video, my friend was right when he said that everyone here just wanna die.. like, aren't we all 💀💀
Now I wanna know when Mika said *don't talk to me*
2 : 07 EnStars teaching us Cinderella logic 👍
LMAO SHU IS A MOOD
"how many times have you watched this video?" Y E S
1:42 exactly!!
PLs I forgot like half of these existed now here I am watching this at 12 midnight trying not to fuckin die from laughing bc I have work tomorrow.
I agree
I'm so annoyed that I had to pause the video all the time just to read. LIKE. GIRL LET US SOME TIME.
Cant wait to actually progress througj the story.
whY dOes NaTsuMe sPeak liKe tHiS????
0:37 ouch...
9/10 didn't include tomoyas "beat me silly with your nunchucksss ♪"
I NEED CONTEXT FOR THE DONT TALK TO ME MIKA QUOTE JSBDKAXBAB
i like tge song choice
Everyone say RIP Enstars wiki ;-;
Thank you.
THE KURO AND TETORA ONE
eggs plosives💀💀
1:03 the best quote ever
1:35 he just like me frfr
1:45 everyone is so relatable it's scary