@@hessu1223 Right, like his wife is relying on him to remain an imbecile. his entire support structure has a huge vested interest in making sure he stays rетаrdеd
they treated him like a friend for weeks, and then his wife came in and humiliated him and disgraced their family 😂 he is mad at the wrong person 1000%
His wife is mad because his parents aren't giving him his inheritance anymore because he went on the show, and she was banking on getting half of it- she might have to *gasp* get a job 😖🫣😭🥺
I like how out of all of this the fact that he's got a monkey on his neck and lives in a zoo is the least talked about thing the entire time he's been on fishtank
I love that his wife is tired of all the Fishtank drama already. Wonder how tired of it she'll be 10 years from now when he's still ranting and raving about it to the Internet.
I don't think he could have been redeemed. If he wasn't married to that beast, then maybe he might be, but he is financially screwed, especially if he gets divorced.
I sincerley wonder if someone did not send sam this lolcow and make the entire show specifically to troll him specifcally. This is the biggest lolcow ive ever seen. We need to find people who knows this lolcow personally. We need to know how long the general public have been making this idiot the pun of all jokes
2. I LITERALLY just came from another live, of Alexis, L-Ron, and Ted ALL calling Alex a liar and saying they diiiid get paid. Its only Alex whos not, ALLEGEDLY, but who really knows because hes constantly LYYYYYING.
Even LeRon said he hasn't been talking to anyone, and that the other cast {Legay, Lexi, Ian, all got paid). He's mad he didn't get $5k after being beaten by his wife lmao Millionaire my ass. Dude is a liar through and through.
I still don't know how much of this is real with this guy. I only did a quick glance at his socials. Those pages and whatnot could have created in advance. Only 9 months back it seems? Everything else I only know from briefly watching the show. His knowledge base is super weird and some of the things he did in the show is nonsensical for what his background supposedly was. At times just seems like an actor making choices rather than a junkie from a rich family.
@@Blandco i won't lie the movie posters are what sell it as real for me. No one could come up with a character like this. This is a real guy. He really dresses like that and uses those specific instagram filters and enjoys generic popular thing as a way of trying to seem normal.
wtf are you doing here. but anyway idk, my brother is a fentanyl addict and Alex B has exactly the same mannerisms. if he's an actor, he's a really good one. he probably does have rich parents, but he's probably stolen so much from them over the years that he's cut off.
I feel bad for him. This isn’t funny. Making fun of his wife is funny but Alex was a good kid once and something happened and his wife is taking advantage of him and guilting him into caring for a child that isn’t his.
@@bugtestiesGot me thinking that on the show The Office that one character was named Andy Bernard and he too was from a very rich upper class family and I wonder if they used that name based on Alex's dad since he was obviously a well known real estate mogul in the New England area, it could just be pure coincidence but on the show Andy also used to have a substance abuse problem and anger issues just like alex, almost as if one of the writers of the office knew about Alex and just modelled Andy after him, and also in the show Andy dates Angela who dwight called his little monkey when he was dating her and who knows how long Alex or his family has had monkeys for, dude's 38, I don't know but I just can't help but notice the similarities and coincidences between the real Alex Bernard and the fictional office character Andy Bernard.
How long until he realises he’s the only one who isn’t in on the joke
Assuming it will ever happen
@@hessu1223 Right, like his wife is relying on him to remain an imbecile. his entire support structure has a huge vested interest in making sure he stays rетаrdеd
Never ever
Alex went on Fishtank , and lost 190 Million Dollars .
they treated him like a friend for weeks, and then his wife came in and humiliated him and disgraced their family 😂
he is mad at the wrong person 1000%
4 minutes of this and you realize you're doing a lot better in life than you thought
Do you have a monkey that rides on your shoulder? Didn't think so....
Lmao look at his pupils recovered addict my ass 😂
Waaaah I was in a closet.. as if he hasn't been in one his entire life 😂😂
Alex still calling Sam “G” is soooooo funny
"Fist fights and people getting stiched up"😂
Yea, has he not figured out that everything is streamed the whole time?
Sam is rent free in this mans head and it's unreal
Also, how much do we bet this man didn't read the contract?
Sam is in my head everyday
those loud explosions you hear in the background are not grenades going off, its just his wife farting.
Naw dude his 400 pound wife never farts. She’s classy
Breaking more toilets. That's where Alex's alleged fortune is going. All to replacing the many many many toilets she smashes.
BANKS COME TO ME FOR MONEY YALL
His best line
banks is the name of his xanax plug
I hope the boys are documenting this fine new lolcow specimen.
Jet and/or Sam said if you walk off the show, you forfeit any cash prizes, ie Fishbucks
His wife is mad because his parents aren't giving him his inheritance anymore because he went on the show, and she was banking on getting half of it- she might have to *gasp* get a job 😖🫣😭🥺
She can't work while being on disability. 400lb is a disability... #HelpYaclyn
His wife clearly getting annoyed and angry at him all throughout this is very telling.
"daughter"
His eyes are bulging more than Gollum’s. Cute monkey though.
"My wife is more classier than that" says it all. lol
perfect syntax
haha he acts like he wasn't the one running his mouth 24/7 humiliating himself.
What’s up with the “make my family proud” shit. On a reality show?
I like how out of all of this the fact that he's got a monkey on his neck and lives in a zoo is the least talked about thing the entire time he's been on fishtank
he legit wasn't fucking around when he said he was the monkey king. I would have never guessed
"fishtank was the lowest point of my life" - ex-heroin addict
I love that his wife is tired of all the Fishtank drama already. Wonder how tired of it she'll be 10 years from now when he's still ranting and raving about it to the Internet.
“My wife is classy”
He should do standup comedy. that was funny.
someone tell him we all know he was trapped, we all know g lied about it, we all think it's hilariously.
How would he have a code word for his family to record the show if they never knew it was being live streamed till after they started?
if alex stuck around his redemption would've been great
sam gave him that chance. it was never gonna happen even if the hassling didnt
I don't think he could have been redeemed. If he wasn't married to that beast, then maybe he might be, but he is financially screwed, especially if he gets divorced.
he was harrassed 400 times more than anyone else idk how you flip it around as if the other fish are somehow better for being nontent and not leaving
He humiliated himself
I sincerley wonder if someone did not send sam this lolcow and make the entire show specifically to troll him specifcally. This is the biggest lolcow ive ever seen. We need to find people who knows this lolcow personally. We need to know how long the general public have been making this idiot the pun of all jokes
2. I LITERALLY just came from another live, of Alexis, L-Ron, and Ted ALL calling Alex a liar and saying they diiiid get paid. Its only Alex whos not, ALLEGEDLY, but who really knows because hes constantly LYYYYYING.
Even LeRon said he hasn't been talking to anyone, and that the other cast {Legay, Lexi, Ian, all got paid). He's mad he didn't get $5k after being beaten by his wife lmao Millionaire my ass. Dude is a liar through and through.
I can’t imagine that that house is a healthy environment to raise monkeys…
alex showing off his insane reading comprehension by saying they TOLD his wife to beat up binx when it was clearly the opposite lmfao
One hundred and fifty million perfect 👀
translation: GIVE MY WIFE THE MONEY
Dude, there aren't cameras all over the house.
How has he made it this far in life?
he needs to leave that ice cream cone
LoL i swear to god this is the Derkie White of Kentucky. Hes just like Derkie white to a T
He said he is originally from Kentucky.
I still watch the video (that's on youtube) of Frank and Alex in the confession room. What's he tripping about it was cut? xD
Key take away for me = "code word" being bullshit is a great gaslight plan
"Our psyches were destroyed!"
Yeah they made him count rice
Wish they would’ve brought Charleston on when Alex was there 😂 shit would’ve been diamonds
New lolcow just dropped
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
1. ITS 24/7, DUMDUM. Nothing is edit yet. And won't be for like a year or two when Jet gets his unibrow around to it.
where's he gonna be live from 4 days from now
LMAO the comments rolling and rolling telling him he's an idiot. The yapper just don't stop tho
1:52 lmao 😂
This guy sure does like saying Trapped in the Closet.
This foo acting like fishtank wasn’t live-streamed
Trapped in the closet? Isn't that an R Kelly song
The most successful Hassle ever!
I still don't know how much of this is real with this guy. I only did a quick glance at his socials. Those pages and whatnot could have created in advance. Only 9 months back it seems? Everything else I only know from briefly watching the show. His knowledge base is super weird and some of the things he did in the show is nonsensical for what his background supposedly was. At times just seems like an actor making choices rather than a junkie from a rich family.
The goddamn "popular movie" posters just...WTF. I hope that is someone's idea of set dressing.
@@Blandco i won't lie the movie posters are what sell it as real for me. No one could come up with a character like this. This is a real guy. He really dresses like that and uses those specific instagram filters and enjoys generic popular thing as a way of trying to seem normal.
wtf are you doing here.
but anyway idk, my brother is a fentanyl addict and Alex B has exactly the same mannerisms. if he's an actor, he's a really good one. he probably does have rich parents, but he's probably stolen so much from them over the years that he's cut off.
His house seems quite cheap for a supposed multi-millionaire. Also I love him talking about the show cutting things out when it's live 24/7.
hes got a golden ps5 with the vr headset tho bro
FRank won
Offa bar wit dah monkee on muh head 🎶
This dude clearly needs some sort of psychological evaluation. Would have loved to see him hooked up to the polygraph test
This guy is a flippin mess
He cant keep getting away with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol @ his wife kicking him out on stream for obsessing over this. You know it’s all he talks about and obsesses over.
Abuse victim
Where are his cheetahs?
MOVE ON. ITS OVER. YOU SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.
this isnt aleksib
Lol
I feel bad for him. This isn’t funny. Making fun of his wife is funny but Alex was a good kid once and something happened and his wife is taking advantage of him and guilting him into caring for a child that isn’t his.
What's his IG name?
If you look at the fishtank fan wiki it links to all his socials. His name is Alex Bernard
@@bugtestiesGot me thinking that on the show The Office that one character was named Andy Bernard and he too was from a very rich upper class family and I wonder if they used that name based on Alex's dad since he was obviously a well known real estate mogul in the New England area, it could just be pure coincidence but on the show Andy also used to have a substance abuse problem and anger issues just like alex, almost as if one of the writers of the office knew about Alex and just modelled Andy after him, and also in the show Andy dates Angela who dwight called his little monkey when he was dating her and who knows how long Alex or his family has had monkeys for, dude's 38, I don't know but I just can't help but notice the similarities and coincidences between the real Alex Bernard and the fictional office character Andy Bernard.
@@bugtesties Thanks
@@dsprocks Hey Burt!