0:36 I Almost Didn't Make it Out alive 19:02 The Couch 33:49 No Name No Number 52:33 I Started an Alternative Protein Company 1:01:45 Tales From the Gas Station: The Spider Folk 1:27:08 There's a Reason I stopped Swimming in Indoor Pools 1:42:58 Hot Singles in Your Area 1:59:09 A Very Special Friendsgiving Ending Notes 2:11:57
Bro I'm so glad to hear Jerry back again lol. Jerry's crotch light. Millennial candor lol fuckin spider people tax cut lmao I just can't man. I love you so much. These are the stories I live for. Give Jerry my regards. Next bump is on me!
Haven't finished this long video yet but man did I love hearing the spider people one. I absolutely love tales from the gas station. As soon as I heard there was a happy man in danger named Jerry I thought it couldn't be them man funny and horrifying as usual
The first story isn’t only messed up but sad. The protagonist never had anyone and no one ever reached out to her, even during the holidays; when someone finally did show “compassion” and a family to “make her feel welcome”, it just turned out that they looked at her as a literal piece of meat.
Me, a South Carolinian (that lives at the beach), listening as my AC runs…Reading the Minnesotan’s comment jealous as hell cause it doesn’t snow here. Not “seasons” either. Just “hotter than hell” “nice” and “cold as a brass boob” buts that one only last 3 weeks in Jan and Feb… 😉
Quite the reverse for me, I live in Arizona, so none of this is even vaguely relatible. I mean regarding the name, the stories themselves often don't have anything to do with snow.
No one Mrcreepypasta, could do this series/story justice like you do! Oh my gaaawd I’m dyin here! 🤣 You’re so spot on, reading the character voices, it’s easy to follow who says what! Lol You are truly talented! 👍🏻🤗🤣
I dunno if you read these but the one about the spider creatures had me cracking up laughing while I was at work. Excellent narration as always and thank you for all your stories ❤
Spread the word to help, Fellow horror content creator Madame Macabres account was hacked yesterday and she still hasn't gotten any dm from youtube about getting it back.
🇬🇧 Ive eaten candied crickets & they were delicious! It was years ago in New Guinea Also carob ( chocolate substitute) coated crickets, also a savory,spicy trail mix containing crickets They have a nutty, satisfying taste & in New Guinea & Polynesia they arent big news people there have eaten them for years, they are excellent sources of protein. Ive also eated fried Wichetty Grubs ( a type of moth grub) which are fat, juicy grubs very popular with Aboriginie people of Australia. I ate them when i was staying with my penpal in Queensland, Australia & she was Aborigional & we had a brilliant 6wk school holiday & i ( stupidly) thought we were eating fried Shrimp! Lol we were 150mls from the sea! I really enjoyed them though! I travelled extensively with my parents, so eating unusual foods but not unusual to the countries Traditional foods, didnt faze me. I just accepted it, sometimes feeling a tad squeamish over some .. very odd meals but id always try them & if they tasted good.. well, i ate them, it didnt matter to me what they were. I mean, western cuisine has odd foodstuffs, like Tripe ( yak, hate the smell of it cooking) Black Pudding made from Pig Blood, Barley & Pork Fat & i adore it! Pigs Feet, Pigs Trotters, fried Pigs Ears are Amazing! Sweetbreads ( Lambs goolies) And Haggis is FABULOUS ! Sheeps eyeballs in tasty sauce while in Eygpt & i think i once had a certain kind of Locust which was surprisingly good. Ive not eaten fried Tarantula As i was told they taste disgusting & are an aquired taste or if you're starving ( which is how they became popular food, when harvests failed & regular food was scarce) I say dont knock it, till you've tried it! Ive never ailed, had stomach probs, my skin & hair are youthful & healthy, ive always been healthy & im nearing my 70th birthday & im as fit as a 30yr old. My favourite treat? Cricket Brittle, like Peanut Brittle but far superior & wonderful flavour. Thank you Mr CP, i have heard all of these stories from you before but i always still enjoy listening to them again. Regards 🇬🇧👧
Do you have an audio seperate from this video of "The Tale Of The Spider Folk?" The different voices gave me a perfect visual of the story and I wanna make a webcomic of the story if thats ok? xD i loves!!!
as a hotel worker: okay the story about the indoor pool, hotel indoor pools have a warning label of the times its okay to go in and times it's off limits. this is because its a literal chemical bath during the off limit times. you'll melt and burn. i dont recommend.
.....how did the girl in the first story know what human flesh AKA long pig tasted liked? Like, she was able to tell IMMEDIATELY what it was, what's the Hell is her backstory?
Don't you have a booster to go get or something? I swear you libs are hysterical, or would be if you weren't so completely disconnected from reality. Enjoy the inflation, gain-of-function screw-ups and child gr00ming. What is your side getting out of this anyway? You like what's happening????
The Tale of the Spider Folk is destined to become a new classic. My suggestion would be to separate it from the rest and use it during the 2024 presidential election. Maybe you could find a way to augment it so it contains a spider version of Clarence Thomas wearing a MAGA hat.
Damn....Tales From the Gas Station is making 2nd grade level, propagandist CNN style political talking points. I bought the 1st 3 books, but won't waste the money on the 4th. Shame.
I'm pretty sure Jerry is my favorite character ever.
Him and Jack make the perfect duo. Jack’s the passive, spacey one and Jerry’s the extroverted wild card. Just a match made in heaven
Marlboro is the best! I can't seem to drop his original nick name tho 🤣🤷♀️
The og name
Jerry is the coolest character
Mine too😜
0:36 I Almost Didn't Make it Out alive
19:02 The Couch
33:49 No Name No Number
52:33 I Started an Alternative Protein Company
1:01:45 Tales From the Gas Station: The Spider Folk
1:27:08 There's a Reason I stopped Swimming in Indoor Pools
1:42:58 Hot Singles in Your Area
1:59:09 A Very Special Friendsgiving
Ending Notes 2:11:57
Thank you
Thanks so much
Thank you! 😊
🐐
Doing the Lord's work ❤🤌
How do you NOT giggle your way through tales from the gas station stories?
I always giggle thru the gas station tales… and the grocery store
Bro I'm so glad to hear Jerry back again lol. Jerry's crotch light. Millennial candor lol fuckin spider people tax cut lmao I just can't man. I love you so much. These are the stories I live for. Give Jerry my regards. Next bump is on me!
Just got here and I'll start over when its done. Thank you for the night listenings and the weird twisted dreams that follow MrCreepyPasta.
Haven't finished this long video yet but man did I love hearing the spider people one. I absolutely love tales from the gas station. As soon as I heard there was a happy man in danger named Jerry I thought it couldn't be them man funny and horrifying as usual
The first story isn’t only messed up but sad. The protagonist never had anyone and no one ever reached out to her, even during the holidays; when someone finally did show “compassion” and a family to “make her feel welcome”, it just turned out that they looked at her as a literal piece of meat.
OMG yes OMG yes, the spiderfolk story was without a doubt a goodie and I gotta hear more from the creator 🤣👍
Look up tales from the gas station. Same writer and storyline
@@davidturney2975 thank you
Soon as I heard Jerry speak up I got very excited. Love Tales From the Gas Station.
Accounts From a Lonely Broadcast Station is amazing as well
@@2102082my property isn't normal is great too, I'd love to see the characters from those 3 stories meet up
Me, a Minnesotan, listening to these stories as the sun is setting on the snow: *Naw, I'm totally not a masochist*
U don't sound too good
Hi there
Me, a South Carolinian (that lives at the beach), listening as my AC runs…Reading the Minnesotan’s comment jealous as hell cause it doesn’t snow here. Not “seasons” either. Just “hotter than hell” “nice” and “cold as a brass boob” buts that one only last 3 weeks in Jan and Feb… 😉
As a fellow Minnesota. I feel this.
Quite the reverse for me, I live in Arizona, so none of this is even vaguely relatible. I mean regarding the name, the stories themselves often don't have anything to do with snow.
I absolutely couldn't stop giggling at the spider folks story xD
I'm so excited to get new story comps from you! 💚
Can’t be putting a TFTGS in a compilation like this, almost missed it. Needs its own video, no matter how short.
No one Mrcreepypasta, could do this series/story justice like you do! Oh my gaaawd I’m dyin here! 🤣 You’re so spot on, reading the character voices, it’s easy to follow who says what! Lol You are truly talented! 👍🏻🤗🤣
The tale of the spiderfolk made me give the gas station tales another try. I loved that!
Absolutely awesome collection! Thank you so, so much! Take care and stay well. ☺️
I have no idea wtf that "The Tale of the Spider Folk" Story was supposed to be but I kinda like it 🤣
Check out tales from the gas station for more stories of jack and Jerry they all are hilarious
@@samreid335 Will do! thanks!
It's a bunch of grumpy misinformed Concervatives ready to die for their beliefs that'll get them killed
That spider story had me in stitches
I dunno if you read these but the one about the spider creatures had me cracking up laughing while I was at work. Excellent narration as always and thank you for all your stories ❤
They should make a whole spin-off about Jerry from tales from the gas station hell even a movie
Spread the word to help, Fellow horror content creator Madame Macabres account was hacked yesterday and she still hasn't gotten any dm from youtube about getting it back.
I hope it works out
@@siemoe
I just found out about that today seriously who would do such a thing? I hope she'll be able to come back.
@@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376 yeah
I love all these Tales from the gas station stories. This reminded me of little bit of Gravity Falls
Dude really took the plot from Jurassic World Dominion
I fucking LOVE the spider people story! SQUEEEE 🤣🤣🤣
I like the first one and the one about Indoor Pools.
Haha! Spider people. That was pretty funny
Hi, Fellow Listener 🤗
Go Listen to Tales From the Gas Station at the Edge of Town..!! Take Care ❣️
Fan From Ont, Canada 🇨🇦
Love the compilations.
Tales is the BEST.
Whoaaa bro hopped from weed to coke that’s wild🤣🤣🤣
“Cold winter”, yeah right! It’s eighty down here in south Texas!
1:13:49 that "squeak" had me dead af ✌️😂💯
Time to grind some runes on elden ring while listening to stories.
🇬🇧 Ive eaten candied crickets & they were delicious!
It was years ago in New Guinea
Also carob ( chocolate substitute) coated crickets, also a savory,spicy trail mix containing crickets
They have a nutty, satisfying taste & in New Guinea & Polynesia they arent big news people there have eaten them for years, they are excellent sources of protein.
Ive also eated fried Wichetty Grubs ( a type of moth grub) which are fat, juicy grubs very popular with Aboriginie people of Australia.
I ate them when i was staying with my penpal in Queensland,
Australia & she was Aborigional & we had a brilliant 6wk school holiday & i ( stupidly) thought we were eating fried Shrimp!
Lol we were 150mls from the sea!
I really enjoyed them though!
I travelled extensively with my parents, so eating unusual foods but not unusual to the countries
Traditional foods, didnt faze me.
I just accepted it, sometimes feeling a tad squeamish over some .. very odd meals but id always try them & if they tasted good.. well, i ate them, it didnt matter to me what they were.
I mean, western cuisine has odd foodstuffs, like Tripe ( yak, hate the smell of it cooking)
Black Pudding made from Pig Blood, Barley & Pork Fat & i adore it!
Pigs Feet, Pigs Trotters, fried Pigs Ears are Amazing!
Sweetbreads ( Lambs goolies)
And Haggis is FABULOUS !
Sheeps eyeballs in tasty sauce while in Eygpt & i think i once had a certain kind of Locust which was surprisingly good.
Ive not eaten fried Tarantula
As i was told they taste disgusting & are an aquired taste or if you're starving ( which is how they became popular food, when harvests failed & regular food was scarce)
I say dont knock it, till you've tried it!
Ive never ailed, had stomach probs, my skin & hair are youthful & healthy, ive always been healthy & im nearing my 70th birthday & im as fit as a 30yr old.
My favourite treat?
Cricket Brittle, like Peanut Brittle but far superior & wonderful flavour.
Thank you Mr CP, i have heard all of these stories from you before but i always still enjoy listening to them again.
Regards
🇬🇧👧
LOOK HE'S WEARING A HAT 💀💀💀 The spider people are GETTING ME RN 😭😭😭😭
Better a half hour late than never right. 😂🎉
Then when it gets here, it's just eight stories that are still fresh in my mind.
that spider people story took a hard right down rick n morty lane...
.. Tales From the Gas Station at the Edge of Town
Great Story 👍.. ✌️ From Fan - Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦
Do you have an audio seperate from this video of "The Tale Of The Spider Folk?" The different voices gave me a perfect visual of the story and I wanna make a webcomic of the story if thats ok? xD i loves!!!
There's a separate video
"this one containing a plate of meat that i didnt really recognize" ruh roh raggy
as a hotel worker:
okay the story about the indoor pool, hotel indoor pools have a warning label of the times its okay to go in and times it's off limits. this is because its a literal chemical bath during the off limit times. you'll melt and burn. i dont recommend.
I've eaten crickets before. They taste like the nasty protein shakes that bodybuilders drink.
😂 the spider episode
33:33 Quite Contrary, how does Your garden grow?
the couch man is probably one of the grossest most visceral stories ive ever heard, people like that dont really exist right?
Timestamps anyone?
Hi John, Scroll Up - Fellow Listener Marrisa Has Done This.. Take Care.. From 🇨🇦
WEF Menu for Humanity in the Future !! Yum Yum
Does anyone know his wife's tea company name, tea sounds like a good gift to my family. (any kind of food is a good gift)
Hi Tim, there's a link to it at the end of the 1st page.. 💋
Was Beatrice a daemon of slanesh?
🖤
I'll do a cleaning job ngl
I keep thinking my computer is going to blue screen every time I hear your new opening glitchy sound. Not a fan honestly.
Anyway, great stories.
Are you going to make funko pops
Takes from the gas station is the dumbest thing ever and it’s exactly what I wanted from the auther
Great now I'm hungry for crickets.
Good source of protein 🦗
@@TH-hy9kr
TTG Robin: Pure Protein
There's Also children starving in America, such as states like Ohio and California etc.
Did you record your intro inside of a tin can?
.....how did the girl in the first story know what human flesh AKA long pig tasted liked? Like, she was able to tell IMMEDIATELY what it was, what's the Hell is her backstory?
💜💜💜💜💜💜😩😩😩😩💜💜💜💜
Where are the timestamps?
Hi Anthony, Scroll Up - Fellow Listener Marrisa Has Done This.. Take Care.. From 🇨🇦
Thanks so much
Too bad spider folks is representative of a major lie
WOW! The spider story was funny. Thats exactly how the right acts TOO. No facts just fear
Covid
Don't you have a booster to go get or something? I swear you libs are hysterical, or would be if you weren't so completely disconnected from reality. Enjoy the inflation, gain-of-function screw-ups and child gr00ming. What is your side getting out of this anyway? You like what's happening????
Hi Dianne, Fellow Listener 🤗 Go Have a Listen to Tales of the Gas Station on the Edge of Town..!!
Fan From Ont, Canada 🇨🇦
Hey, let not get too "creepypasta" with is
The Tale of the Spider Folk is destined to become a new classic. My suggestion would be to separate it from the rest and use it during the 2024 presidential election. Maybe you could find a way to augment it so it contains a spider version of Clarence Thomas wearing a MAGA hat.
😂🤣😂🤣,💯
You libs would be hysterical if you weren't so completely disconnected. Enjoy the inflation and child gr00ming. *Edit:👎
Woke politics 😂😂😂😂
Damn....Tales From the Gas Station is making 2nd grade level, propagandist CNN style political talking points. I bought the 1st 3 books, but won't waste the money on the 4th. Shame.
Yeah. It is pretty cringey...
This makes Republicans look ridiculous. XD
the spider folk story felt like someone fantasy where they won an argument