@@GoodBadFlicks Lol. You could use them whenever there's a Too Hot for RUclips scene, and maybe have the unedited version available on Patreon or something.
So, I kinda have a "thing" for locations... Though both you and IMDB state filming was done in Mexico, I can tell you with no doubt in my mind that some of the scenes were filmed at and around Pt Mugu Rock (west of Malibu). At 4:57, you can see the old cement roadbed of Highway 1 which still remains, broken up, around the rock; at 5:05 during the walk scene, they are at Pt Mugu Beach (34°05'10.0"N 119°03'42.0"W). The location for the parked spaceship is where the old highway intersected with the current highway 1....this area was damaged during a storm a few years later is now just rocks. @7:03 and in the out-takes @ 10:57, you can see Mugu Rock in the background...looks like it was filmed at Thornill-Broom Beach. Wisconsin plate on the van =)
Those stick figures depicting the impossible sex angles are some of the funniest things I have ever seen. I had to continually pause the video due to non-stop laughter. Thank you for that Cecil.
Sadly they don't do low budget movies like this anymore, which is one of the MANY reasons why I love the 70s, 80s and 90s so much! They could get away with anything and just have fun with it. Even if the plot doesn't make sense lol
They don't make them anymore bc any horny teen can go online and find the most depraved hard core sex imaginable within 5 minutes. Back in the 80s you had to pay at least $200 a month to get the naked lady channels or have a credit card to order a po rno from a dirty magazine and there was social costs for the less expensive options like the employees at the local mom and pop movie rental store blabbing to everyone how you rented beach babes from beyond 10 times in the past year (fun fact the last privacy law for average people was passed in 1986 and it forbade movie rental stores from telling the press what movies you had rented. No doubt a bunch of Christian politicians got caught renting dirty movies and either resigned or lost their elections from it 😆)
Every time I hear Xena, I can't help but think of Black haired Lucy Lawless... what can I say, she ROCKED that role and won my heart. So i appreciate the Xena jokes
Glad to see you get to this one finally, figured you'd riff it good too. Torchlight was very short lived due to Paramount backing out of Full Moon by the mid 90's but they made some really interesting and wacky movies, this is about the peak of it. The videozone's for this is honestly one of my favorites, I've watched it several times due to the music in it and how well they film the behind the scenes stuff. You aren't lying about that dude's fantasy scene, it's one of the longest, weirdist, and most painful scenes I've sat through. And I picked the extended version to watch first lol. I figured it was weird because of that but it looks like an every version deal. By the time they went deep into getting the girl all oiled up (it took like 2-3 minutes for that,) I was just sitting there just lost at how insane it was. I hated it on the first watch due to that (only real thing that's of note in the extended version was you get to see more of that nude shoot scene, it's like it's a behind the scenes video in a way,) but I agree it was better to cut it out. On the 2nd watch I found an old USA All Night airing of it that cut out all the coitus and focused on the story more, so much more fun in that way. The main win of the movie for me was Estevez and Quigley's romance, they honestly added a lot of heart to it that it woulda lacked otherwise. Granted on paper their romance is goofy, but they both nailed the heartbreak scenes very good all through it. I was honestly happy and cheering that they hooked back up at the end, and the surprise scene with Burt Ward was honestly kind of fun. I also liked Travolta in his role too, he added a lot of fun goofyness to it that he really seemed to enjoy. Swayze and Stallone get wasted which was good because she couldn't act well, Don wasn't as bad as I figured though. The main alien girl and guy weren't bad either, they were a nice mirror to Quigley and Joe. The others were bad but the girls at least had experience enough to nail those scenes, it wasn't badly set up. I hate part 2 didn't really have the same people involved , I haven't really had the desire to watch it. Test Tube Teens would be a fun one to look into as well, it's had a very weird history. Title changed several times due to Paramount hating it. Morgan Fairchild especially despised it and was ashamed of it. Yet it had a lot of entertaining moments and really defined that era in erotic movies lol.
I was discussing with a friend recently how back in the day you had to plan around what you want to watch. You'd read tv guide, then wait all week until Saturday night, builds a pillow fort in the living room, then gets Pepsi and popcorn and just have a grand old time.. But now you have everything at your fingertips at any time. There is nothing wrong with it, but still I think it was more interesting when there was anticipation. I still remember watching Aliens for the first time with my cousin when it aired back in the 90s. We even dressed up like "army men" - fatigues (the classic camp type) and everything. We had a pillow fort and boy, did we lose it when we heard "game over man, game over". Hahaha
Lmao, this flick reminds me of those Seduction entertainment softcore flicks, from the early to mid 2000s, that usually starred Misty Mundae, Darian Cane, etc. Except those were all about HLA, lol. I had no idea that Full Moon had a softcore flick division, lol. I also didn't know that John Travolta & Patrick Swayze both had lesser famous relatives, in the business, or that Sylvester Stallone had another lesser famous relative, other than Frank Stallone, lol. I was aware of Joe Estevez, though.
With a title like that, you KNOW I need to watch this video! I loved these 90's Skinemax flicks. They were terrible, but somehow better than the 80's sex comedies that always seemed to think they also had something to say. They didn't. Unless what they had to say was "LOOKIDEM TIDDIES!"
Always enjoy your videos Cecil!! I know it is still a long way to go, but I am so looking forward to when you will be doing 'Judge Dredd - 1995' and Johnny Mnemonic - 1995'.
AH the 90's, When we joked that you where saying it wrong if you didn't call the channel Skinemax... And "Naughty Things Over Here" might have actually been the channels motto.
That shot of them getting into the space car looks even less convincing than that shot of the people in the helicopter in Samurai Cop. As if that were possible.
Those stick figures are like Jason Mendoza and Janet trying to figure out how a trashbag from Jacksonville and a not-a-girl can consummate their marriage
I assure you, the director had no interest in the ladies. (he's gay) Although if you've seen his 1313 movies, you know why the dudes are always shirtless.
Jerry was played by Ken Steadman. Three years after this movie released he was killed on the set of Sliders by a dune buggy. Roxanne Blaze was an actual porn star who also did a handful of low budget comedies like Beach Babes from Beyond.
I didn't watch it fully through yet, but when you did the "Non Dan Cortez, and his buddy Dave", I was awaiting for a "Chris Pine"Reference. It was just spot on when I seen that face.
actually the Stallone mouth is because when Sly was being born the doctors accidently cut a major nerve to his face. kinda sad when you think about it .. and yet everyone makes fun of him for it..
There's something i adore about full moon pictures and other subsidiary film brands under Roger Corman and Co. Even though they gave us all the acquired TnA scenes we desired, the films, as funny as the majority of them are, have always been a fun experience. Its Ludacris, sure, but its meant to be enjoyed as it is. The classic California vibes of yesterday. Generally speaking, it made the joy of sex be more creative and prideful with no regards of shame or humiliation. If this was the case, then I'd say the filmmakers accomplish more about sex ed than your parents ever did. Now on to Part 2: The Sequel. 😁😁
@@GoodBadFlicksYup, I agree. You know looking at some of the films Ive seen from the last 30 something years, no-one ever mentions Body Parts (1991) starting Jeff Lahey. Film is extremely underrated. 😮
Not really a montage so much as 30 minutes of "bouncing." ...and there's always an uncle who owns something worthless yet somehow also priceless. I still want to make a movie called "Bikini Bed and Breakfast." It's exactly what you think it is.
As dumb as it may sound, I actually like '90s bikinis. Some of them were so eye-catching with their colors and patterns. And I like Joe Estevez since he actually was a decent actor. Thanks for covering this, Cecil. I still need to get a copy for myself.
@@GoodBadFlicks Well, I already ordered it from Amazon since they had the Blu-ray for $19 and only two copies left. At least I know what I'm paying for.
Linea Quigley enhances any movie she's in
She does, she's a great lady. Also, she's tiny! I had no idea how small she was until we had her interviewed for the ISOD docs.
watch the movie
WITCH TRAP
the shower scene
I wouldn't mind some more stick figure re-enactments of stuff. That was gold.
I'll use as neccessary
@@GoodBadFlicks Lol. You could use them whenever there's a Too Hot for RUclips scene, and maybe have the unedited version available on Patreon or something.
An elegant Movie for a more civilized age.
Pure culture
So, I kinda have a "thing" for locations...
Though both you and IMDB state filming was done in Mexico, I can tell you with no doubt in my mind that some of the scenes were filmed at and around Pt Mugu Rock (west of Malibu). At 4:57, you can see the old cement roadbed of Highway 1 which still remains, broken up, around the rock; at 5:05 during the walk scene, they are at Pt Mugu Beach (34°05'10.0"N 119°03'42.0"W). The location for the parked spaceship is where the old highway intersected with the current highway 1....this area was damaged during a storm a few years later is now just rocks. @7:03 and in the out-takes @ 10:57, you can see Mugu Rock in the background...looks like it was filmed at Thornill-Broom Beach.
Wisconsin plate on the van =)
“Not a single one can dance!”
I’m not here to care about their dancing man. XD
Not really sure that was "bad dancing" from the babes!?
Hahahahaha
@@mathieuduval7544 Looked far better than MY dancing...
Those stick figures depicting the impossible sex angles are some of the funniest things I have ever seen. I had to continually pause the video due to non-stop laughter. Thank you for that Cecil.
You are very welcome :)
At least now we know where Tommy Wiseau learned about sex.
And it's got Burt Ward, aka Robin from the 60's Batman TV show.
i like how the costume designer credit rolls during the costume-less shower scene
Personally I find it funnier that the costumes look like they were made for a Zenon porn parody
Sadly they don't do low budget movies like this anymore, which is one of the MANY reasons why I love the 70s, 80s and 90s so much! They could get away with anything and just have fun with it. Even if the plot doesn't make sense lol
Agreed. It was a simple movie they cranked out quickly and everyone had fun.
@@GoodBadFlicks Cranking it out quickly was definitely the focus. For both the filmmakers and the audience.
There are definitely still low budget movies such as this.
@@Belgand Classic.
They don't make them anymore bc any horny teen can go online and find the most depraved hard core sex imaginable within 5 minutes. Back in the 80s you had to pay at least $200 a month to get the naked lady channels or have a credit card to order a po rno from a dirty magazine and there was social costs for the less expensive options like the employees at the local mom and pop movie rental store blabbing to everyone how you rented beach babes from beyond 10 times in the past year (fun fact the last privacy law for average people was passed in 1986 and it forbade movie rental stores from telling the press what movies you had rented. No doubt a bunch of Christian politicians got caught renting dirty movies and either resigned or lost their elections from it 😆)
01:18 "...I enjoy this but I feel my IQ dropping"
If every movie critic were this honest.
Pity the ones that had to watch Madame Web...
:)
The good ole days of Skinemax.
I happened to catch this one night on Cinemax, and I give it "2 Balls Up"!!!!!
@@DrQuagmire1Go to the doctor.
Drunk Orson Well's Paul Mason outtake. You sir are a GENIUS :-) . And I love your stick figure recreation......
Fake Orson Welles ads were a running gag in the cartoon The Critic. “Rosebud frozen peas, full of farm freshness and green pea-ness.”
@@CantankerousDaveYES - loved those!
“Oh yes, they’re even better when you’re dead!”. The Critic is one of the funniest animated shows ever IMO
@@CantankerousDaveI say that to my wife at least once a month. She hates it. Hilarity ensues.
Thanks!
90s was pretty dope for parties, could just go down the street and be invited to a party, holiday or not
Everything was better last century
One of your best openings ever!
Thanks!
Alternate title: Martian Girls are Super Easy
Drama and p-ron have diverged significantly since this movie was made.
I really do not remember this H.P. Lovecraft novella but I'm certain it's not his best work.
all i needed was that thumbnail and the GOod BAd Flicks intro.... bing bang boom Popcorn
:)
That opening was classic! This is a great episode. Also, loving the live streams.
GIGGITY GIGGITY GIG-A-DEE!!!!!
Thanks!
😂😂😂😂
That guy's been 18 for 20 years!
I saw this movie uncut in the 90’s. Brings back memories.
Did you convert to Judaism since then or just decide to change up your look?
This is one of my favorite channels and this movie has a crazy good B list cast
Thanks!
@@GoodBadFlicks you do amazing work, and your research is the best part of it
I love how you just shattered my hopes of Emelio Estevez, Patrick Swayze, John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone of ever starring in this film!
I remember I read a text recap of this movie once and it listed the actors and then said "they're all related to exactly who you think they are"
“🎶I got a woody!🎶”
I didn't realize this was a Skinemax film. It was softcore so soft, I watched it on the USA Network right after "Earth Girls Are Easy."
👍👍
That Opening was the BEST thing I've seen in years! OUTSTANDING DUDE! Thank you for making my day!
You are welcome :)
Every time I hear Xena, I can't help but think of Black haired Lucy Lawless... what can I say, she ROCKED that role and won my heart. So i appreciate the Xena jokes
For a moment I thought it might have been the actress who played Gabrielle.
I love that Orsen Welles clip. But the recording studio ones are even better. What is a gonk.
I remember this movie. Ok, well I remember the opening credits to this movie.
Many of us have seen at least half of this one... at least.
No offense what so ever to Linnea Quigley, but her calling out gratuitous nudity in a ridiculous b - movie is honestly hilarious
I think that was the joke!
The Babes from Space has to be my favorite sub genre. Any chance of doing Space Babes from Space, or Femalien: Cosmic Crush?
most likely
If we're going by looks alone, the evil corporate guy is ALSO 18, like the main two.
I remember this and Bikini Car Wash Company being played around the same time.
Glad to see you get to this one finally, figured you'd riff it good too. Torchlight was very short lived due to Paramount backing out of Full Moon by the mid 90's but they made some really interesting and wacky movies, this is about the peak of it. The videozone's for this is honestly one of my favorites, I've watched it several times due to the music in it and how well they film the behind the scenes stuff. You aren't lying about that dude's fantasy scene, it's one of the longest, weirdist, and most painful scenes I've sat through. And I picked the extended version to watch first lol. I figured it was weird because of that but it looks like an every version deal. By the time they went deep into getting the girl all oiled up (it took like 2-3 minutes for that,) I was just sitting there just lost at how insane it was. I hated it on the first watch due to that (only real thing that's of note in the extended version was you get to see more of that nude shoot scene, it's like it's a behind the scenes video in a way,) but I agree it was better to cut it out. On the 2nd watch I found an old USA All Night airing of it that cut out all the coitus and focused on the story more, so much more fun in that way.
The main win of the movie for me was Estevez and Quigley's romance, they honestly added a lot of heart to it that it woulda lacked otherwise. Granted on paper their romance is goofy, but they both nailed the heartbreak scenes very good all through it. I was honestly happy and cheering that they hooked back up at the end, and the surprise scene with Burt Ward was honestly kind of fun. I also liked Travolta in his role too, he added a lot of fun goofyness to it that he really seemed to enjoy. Swayze and Stallone get wasted which was good because she couldn't act well, Don wasn't as bad as I figured though. The main alien girl and guy weren't bad either, they were a nice mirror to Quigley and Joe. The others were bad but the girls at least had experience enough to nail those scenes, it wasn't badly set up. I hate part 2 didn't really have the same people involved , I haven't really had the desire to watch it.
Test Tube Teens would be a fun one to look into as well, it's had a very weird history. Title changed several times due to Paramount hating it. Morgan Fairchild especially despised it and was ashamed of it. Yet it had a lot of entertaining moments and really defined that era in erotic movies lol.
The best channel on RUclips!
Thank you!
This bring back memories of staying up late to watch the non horror movies on Cinemax after Dark
Skinamax is what my friends called it
We used to call that skin-a-max as teenagera
I was discussing with a friend recently how back in the day you had to plan around what you want to watch. You'd read tv guide, then wait all week until Saturday night, builds a pillow fort in the living room, then gets Pepsi and popcorn and just have a grand old time..
But now you have everything at your fingertips at any time. There is nothing wrong with it, but still I think it was more interesting when there was anticipation.
I still remember watching Aliens for the first time with my cousin when it aired back in the 90s. We even dressed up like "army men" - fatigues (the classic camp type) and everything. We had a pillow fort and boy, did we lose it when we heard "game over man, game over". Hahaha
@wstine79, lmfao, yeah!!! I did that myself, many a nights, in the mid to late '90s, when my parents would be asleep, in bed, lol!
A magical time.
This really makes me miss video rental shops.
Easily the funniest opening to a video on this channel that I have ever seen, and I've seen maybe four videos.
Thanks!
GoodBadFlicks uploads, I watch I press like.
:)
Lmao, this flick reminds me of those Seduction entertainment softcore flicks, from the early to mid 2000s, that usually starred Misty Mundae, Darian Cane, etc. Except those were all about HLA, lol. I had no idea that Full Moon had a softcore flick division, lol. I also didn't know that John Travolta & Patrick Swayze both had lesser famous relatives, in the business, or that Sylvester Stallone had another lesser famous relative, other than Frank Stallone, lol. I was aware of Joe Estevez, though.
Joe Estevez has been in a lot of stuff.
Those illustrations were the best!
:)
(Sees the thumbnail and title)
Me: SOLD!
Doing its job :)
lol... the Space Herpes addition was fantastic. Thankfully I had just put down my drink or I would have spit it out.
1:06 The apartment looks like it was pulled out of the set of Babylon 5!
Is this "Lightning Point" the movie?
I wish
when Cecil says it one of the craziest, most ridiculous sex scenes he's sever seen, you know it must be f*cking crazy silly
It really is.
I always get Roger Corman vibes from this movie
He's smiling somewhere
With a title like that, you KNOW I need to watch this video! I loved these 90's Skinemax flicks. They were terrible, but somehow better than the 80's sex comedies that always seemed to think they also had something to say. They didn't. Unless what they had to say was "LOOKIDEM TIDDIES!"
Always enjoy your videos Cecil!! I know it is still a long way to go, but I am so looking forward to when you will be doing 'Judge Dredd - 1995' and Johnny Mnemonic - 1995'.
Thanks! Still working on them :)
Thank you Cecil!!@@GoodBadFlicks
I used to have the poster for this movie on my wall when I was a kid. I thought all girls would look like that when I got older. Hahaha
AH the 90's, When we joked that you where saying it wrong if you didn't call the channel Skinemax...
And "Naughty Things Over Here" might have actually been the channels motto.
I mean, they did have a block called "Skin to the Max" in the 2000s
Man, movies like this make me wish Rifftrax had a red band selection.
I think the closest to that was when they did The Room uncut
That shot of them getting into the space car looks even less convincing than that shot of the people in the helicopter in Samurai Cop. As if that were possible.
So this is basically Earth Girls are Easy but the other way around.😆
So Earth Boys Are Easy.
This movie is like the porn version of earth girls are easy.
Yeah and they don't have different colored body hair.
With costumes that look like they were stolen from the set of Zenon
I love that this video is exactly 10:51 minutes and 69 seconds long!
Those stick figures are like Jason Mendoza and Janet trying to figure out how a trashbag from Jacksonville and a not-a-girl can consummate their marriage
YES. You know its a good day when a new video from you has dropped.
:)
Had me in the first half with the cast list.
Yup, I remember this being fantastic back in the day.
I can tell a lot of passion and talent was put in this movie because filming this with one hand in nothing short of a prowess.
I assure you, the director had no interest in the ladies. (he's gay) Although if you've seen his 1313 movies, you know why the dudes are always shirtless.
bro founding a winning thumbnail combo
I thought so but it only seems to be going ok. The Amazons one did better.
That theater floor line had me on said floor
:)
Oh c'mon! That's just mean. You know very well what you're doing with that thumbnail.
(Also thank you, thank you very much)
100% intentional but its also the movie poster
Jerry was played by Ken Steadman. Three years after this movie released he was killed on the set of Sliders by a dune buggy.
Roxanne Blaze was an actual porn star who also did a handful of low budget comedies like Beach Babes from Beyond.
Never saw the first one, but I loved the second one as a teenager. Hope you cover that one, too.
This is the second time I saw Linnea Quigley in a video today
Thats the my favorite opening out of all of your videos!
I aim to please :)
This brings back memories😊
Best part of my day, thanks for the laughs. I needed it today.
Thanks for watching!
Holy time warp, Batman!!! Did I just see Burt Ward, a.k.a. Robin, in the end credits for this film!?!?! 😲😲😲
Yeah, I meant to put something in but was running out of time
@@GoodBadFlicks Well, that makes the film even better. 😆😆
God, I love this channel
I really hope you cover Femalien in the future, one of my favourites.
Another solid episode, my man!
Thanks!
David DeCoteau just becomes so confused when forced to think about sex involving women.
I'm pretty sure Jackie fakes the mouth thing to be more associated with Sylvester.
this is another one that played on late night HBO for a whole year. I saw it too many times.
Watching Linnea Quigley, complaining about the models during the photo shoot being naked, while being fully clothed, is pretty odd...
Space Herpes be like that sometimes.
Thanks for the geometry lession (a rowing machine ?).
I really wanted to show that one, its so goofy.
I just watched Joe Estevez in Flesh Merchant, definitely have to check this one out.
Ol fancy boi Cecil all big timing us now with soft core cuz he’s buzzing off them livestreams, huh?
Well played, sir.
The ship is a Happy-Meal box?
I feel like Cecil needs to do a dissertation on the differences between this and "earth girls are easy."
In this one, everyone is easy
I see you had a small segment of "Ice Pirates." Have you reviewed that movie yet? I remember it from when I was a kid. It was hilarious!
Clasico del Golden Choice
I didn't watch it fully through yet, but when you did the "Non Dan Cortez, and his buddy Dave", I was awaiting for a "Chris Pine"Reference. It was just spot on when I seen that face.
actually the Stallone mouth is because when Sly was being born the doctors accidently cut a major nerve to his face.
kinda sad when you think about it .. and yet everyone makes fun of him for it..
He has since had some surgery done to try and fix it, but he's definitely lived with that unfortunate defect most of his life.
After watching this "I Got A Woody" Got stuck in my head
I loved part 2!
There's something i adore about full moon pictures and other subsidiary film brands under Roger Corman and Co.
Even though they gave us all the acquired TnA scenes we desired, the films, as funny as the majority of them are, have always been a fun experience. Its Ludacris, sure, but its meant to be enjoyed as it is. The classic California vibes of yesterday.
Generally speaking, it made the joy of sex be more creative and prideful with no regards of shame or humiliation.
If this was the case, then I'd say the filmmakers accomplish more about sex ed than your parents ever did.
Now on to Part 2: The Sequel. 😁😁
They were "dirty" pictures but in a weird way, also wholesome. They were just about having fun with some nudity sprinkled in.
@@GoodBadFlicksYup, I agree.
You know looking at some of the films Ive seen from the last 30 something years, no-one ever mentions Body Parts (1991) starting Jeff Lahey. Film is extremely underrated. 😮
Not really a montage so much as 30 minutes of "bouncing."
...and there's always an uncle who owns something worthless yet somehow also priceless.
I still want to make a movie called "Bikini Bed and Breakfast." It's exactly what you think it is.
I'm too lazy to look but did you review Death Race 2000 or the sort-of sequel 2050?
not yet
Well done as always! LMAO!
Thanks!
Greetings from South Carolina 🎉
Hey! I hear its lovely down there.
As dumb as it may sound, I actually like '90s bikinis. Some of them were so eye-catching with their colors and patterns. And I like Joe Estevez since he actually was a decent actor.
Thanks for covering this, Cecil. I still need to get a copy for myself.
Thanks! Full Moon usually has this for like 15 bucks
@@GoodBadFlicks Well, I already ordered it from Amazon since they had the Blu-ray for $19 and only two copies left. At least I know what I'm paying for.
2:06 - gee, Benton Fraser's life was very different before he joined the Mounties.
being a teenager with Cinemax.... ah the memories lol
Once had this poster back when I was a teenager..
amazing
Ohhh back to Mondays. Sweet