56:11 I was previously unaware how people crash their cars while listening to Distractible. I am now completely incapacitated by laughter (not behind the wheel thankfully) and I truly understand the danger.
The one where you could shape shift into anyone but you can never shape shift into yourself again. I would SMASH that button. I see it as an absolute win
I was thinking the same thing. If I shift to anyone and shape back to myself but it cannot be the same as my original self .. i can probably shift to a better version of myself (i.e stronger, taller or shorter, with hair/bald, 10 pounds heavier 10 pounds lighter, different eye color, etc). You can shift to yourself but 2 pounds heavier and easily burn it off lol . If you think about it it has no downside
I think everyone here has misinterpreted the prompt. You can change into anyone else but you can NEVER change back to yourself. You can turn into any existing or has previously existed person. They have to be a real person. Like your neighbor or boss or a famous person, whatever. YOU are also a real person and you can never be you again. It's not saying you can freely shape shift into a close version of yourself just a slight change of detail. No. You can NEVER BE YOU AGAIN. Now, there are many people out there who look very similar to you so that is a simple workaround to get similar results. But the mindset on how to approach it is different. You'd have to find someone who looks similar to you and then turn into them. You're not Mr. Fantastic. You can't just stretch a bit and call it good. You have to actually find a lookalike and become them. I'd totally spam that button.
me thinking: "if i didn't feel warmth would i not sweat and have heatstrokes in hot temperature countries?" these dudes: "I'M SETTING MYSELF ON FIREEEEE 👹"
I would absolutely press the button to transform into someone else, best cosplayer ever. The only stipulation was you can never go back to your original body, not that you can't back to other bodies you transformed into.
@@kuldana413 Thats fair. The only reason i'd go occasionally back to my old Body is 1. So Friends and Family recognize me still and we can hangout sort of normally 2. If you had one face for your whole life, its a bit hard to fully let it go On the other hand though, you can literally be anything else, cooler or more comfortable than your old body if you didn't like it, like a Videogame-Avatar you fell in love with etc.
@@sinfull_kingbut even then.. technically you can go back to your original self but lets say this time your (1 pound heavier or lighter). Or even a different color of hair/eyes each time you switch back because technically it wouldn’t be your “original self” when you decided to switch. You can even change your blood type if you think about it.
35:00 I would push the button. Become Void Termina, main antagonist of Star Allies. I would be killed by Kirby and then be rebirthed as Kirby/Popopo and then get to live out my dream of no taxes or mortgage payments at the lowlow price of being a gumdrop who kills gods on a weekend 😂❤
I was adopted and all details about my birth have been completely lost, even my adoption records are mostly blank. I'd love to be able to know the details of my birth, not knowing unironically already causes me stomach pains.
I'm an egg donor which means I'm the person who takes the fertility drugs and has my eggs "hoovered" (why did they choose that word???). However - as of right now, my eggs go straight to intended parents after being fertilized by a fertility clinic. No robo-incubating involved.
I think people wouldn't press the time travel/clock thing because they kind of see it as pointless. Like the only thing that would be useful would be to prank people about what time it is (but even then if you go too far from how it looks outside they'll just assume the clock is broken) or, with what Wade said, to fix up old clocks to sell. And the latter actually could be useful but I feel a lot of people just aren't interested in that. Edit: also, it's not clear that you can actually reset the entire clock, I think most people would assume it just means you can make the clock's time go up or down at will.
I have one for y'all. If you could teleport at will to wherever you were picturing in your mind, as often as you'd like; but whenever you sneezed you'd be randomly teleported somewhere else(in the universe) would you push that button? Thumbs up for yes, thumbs down for no.
I wonder about the original body thing, how close can you get? Can I return to my original face with a different body? Can I be another person but with my own voice? Can I be an identical copy of my original body face and all, except I have a new mole?
I feel like if you could see the future but no one would believe you, you'd just have to get really really good at things like reverse psychology/trying to talk them into a way that makes them lean more towards an action that would fix the future without having to try and directly tell them. Like if it's going to rain tomorrow, talk a lot about how bright and sunshiny and perfect out it'll be so that they are like nuh-uh I bet it's gonna be terrible out. For the pain on memory thing, I think as long as it's assumed the pain isn't actually causing damage it'd be pretty danged worth it. Same with the immune to temperature effects, imagine being able to just go chill and explore the hottest deserts and the coldest arctic areas without having to worry about it. Seems worth it, but I also hate being touched at all so that isn't a factor for me. The only downside would be no relief from warm showers on achy joints. Though if you could still get the loosening without feeling the warm it'd be fine.
"Join your favorite game/movie/book but you have to be the antagonist" Aw but I'd rather interact with Megatron than _be_ Megatron. Could I negotiate being in the Antagonist's squad or team?
as a chef though, not being able to get burned is a benefit for me. Neutral temp food is fine for me, being cold is also fine because you can just get used to it, not like its that cold nowadays anyways. If I were still living in the philippines where it's hot all year, this would help a ton.
Wish I had known working for a certain telecommunications company was going to leave me almost completely wheelchair bound. I would have made a different choice in careers.
That future insight thing would be kinda nice actually, you could stop a catastrophical disaster that end's the lives of billions and billions of people, but still not be remembered as the hero, that's the way i'd walk the un-sung hero's path who deserves a ballade but stays humble in the fray of the night
To clear things up, as far as I'm aware the whole process of IVF doesn't happen inside of the body. One or multiple eggs (usually multiple, to increase the chances) are extracted, fertilized in a controlled environment and then put back into the womb. So it's not anything like sitting next to the patient, controlling the robot, while the patient is watching. And the reason why they're using a PS controller is because it works just fine. There's not gonna be a medical device controller that is somehow magically better than a console controller
Would you press the button? You can perceive alterations in the flow of time (speeding up, slowing down, stopping, reversing, skipping, etc) BUT You have no control over if and how the flow of time alters in any way.
With dilemma of seeing future and not being believed: you literary can just lie. Or say the opposite. Rain is about to start? Say that it’s gonna be sun all day and not a drop of water. Congrats, you succeeded!
I don't believe it would work in a way that they would believe the opposite of whatever you predict; Whatever you truthfully tell them, however, they do not believe you.
35:00 I would gladly be Smaug because even though I've suddenly become the antagonist, there is nothing in the stipulations that say I have to make the same choices and be evil. So, become a dragon in a cool setting, sounds good. 43:00 you get infinite free "I told you so" moments.
I think you all are kinda misunderstanding the Antagonist question. You are not replacing the Antagonists already there but are being added to the story as it were. It doesn't say you have to be an Antagonist long so you could play out the whole rude/troublemaker antagonist that eventually chills out within a month and also if you take the wording it doesn't quite say who your the Antagonist to (it doesn't say be the Antagonist to the Protagonist or to another Antagonist) so pick anyone in said story to be the Antagonist to.
It says you must be the main antagonist to your favorite story. Let's use Hercules as an example. My favorite story would be Hercules, who has the protagonist of Hercules. To be the main antagonist, I would either have to replace Hades or be even worse than Hades to surpass him as the main antagonist. I think it declaring that you have to be THE MAIN antagonist to your favorite story makes it pretty cut and dry that you have to be as bad or worse than whoever the antagonist is. If your favorite story is something where an evil character is the protagonist, then you could be good. But that's not many stories.
I think an antagonist is just the one that opposes the main character, so the antagonist isnt always the villain because the main character could be the villain. BUT since this scenario is about your favorite story then we can't really purposely choose a story where the main character is a villain, unless ofc that is already your favorite story.
@@DampNutThey didn’t think of the game? The game already exists and has a website, how else do you think mark is pulling the statistics of what majority of people pick?
The playlist is either a bit out of order or missing one. The last one in the list has Bob losing a bunch of "coin" flips, which should have Wade hosting.
exactly what i thought hahaha. oh, if you press the button you get guaranteed gender transition with absolutely no possibility of detransition? (SLAMS BUTTON)
For the question about 'seeing the future, but no one believes you'. If we go under the assumption that, because you're seeing it in the future, it has happened, and there's nothing you can do about it. What if you saw your gruesome demise and when. You'd have to live your whole life knowing what is going to happen to you.
I would definitely become an antagonist because I would know just about everything in that fiction to be able to play a role that can attack the character(s) down to their core. Even if I would lose in the end I can just have a redemption arc and become half good and half evil person. It be fun, IF everything goes how I would want it to go. I guess bob would rather feel pain for a benefit than see into the future and change thing in life. I see that he would rather go through pain than suffer some sort of personal hell out of your own fabrication.
The warmth one is actually sad to think about. A lot of people don't seem to understand that they would lose the warmth of simply being human. Mark mentioned the best ones, but you can stretch it to include pretty much any happy instance.
so entering the book or movie or game is like the typical manhua / manga of the I am the villainess-type-a-thing and I can twist the story I wanted? for sure I want that
56:11 I was previously unaware how people crash their cars while listening to Distractible. I am now completely incapacitated by laughter (not behind the wheel thankfully) and I truly understand the danger.
Watching these all out of order is like putting together a fun puzzle. 😂
the playlist was updated to inclued all the new videos
@RaisinHook yea, I saw. Iv just been clicking on them as they show up on my recommendations tho.
The one where you could shape shift into anyone but you can never shape shift into yourself again. I would SMASH that button. I see it as an absolute win
Yeah tbh you could just turn into almost yourself but change the shit you don’t like about yourself 😂
I was thinking the same thing. If I shift to anyone and shape back to myself but it cannot be the same as my original self .. i can probably shift to a better version of myself (i.e stronger, taller or shorter, with hair/bald, 10 pounds heavier 10 pounds lighter, different eye color, etc). You can shift to yourself but 2 pounds heavier and easily burn it off lol . If you think about it it has no downside
Yeah, it's like, who the hell cares
I think everyone here has misinterpreted the prompt. You can change into anyone else but you can NEVER change back to yourself. You can turn into any existing or has previously existed person. They have to be a real person. Like your neighbor or boss or a famous person, whatever. YOU are also a real person and you can never be you again. It's not saying you can freely shape shift into a close version of yourself just a slight change of detail. No. You can NEVER BE YOU AGAIN. Now, there are many people out there who look very similar to you so that is a simple workaround to get similar results. But the mindset on how to approach it is different. You'd have to find someone who looks similar to you and then turn into them. You're not Mr. Fantastic. You can't just stretch a bit and call it good. You have to actually find a lookalike and become them.
I'd totally spam that button.
me thinking: "if i didn't feel warmth would i not sweat and have heatstrokes in hot temperature countries?"
these dudes: "I'M SETTING MYSELF ON FIREEEEE 👹"
Wade's beauty is unbearable, I can't even believe my eyes, he's SO UNBELIEVABLY BEAUTIFUL.
40:59 literally the Greek myth of Cassandra of Troy haha
The ps controller for that reminds me of the submarine visiting the titanic.
SAME
That's the joke I'm pretty sure
@@ImJustJorts This episode actually came out about a month before the Oceangate submarine thing happened, at least according to the description
I would absolutely press the button to transform into someone else, best cosplayer ever. The only stipulation was you can never go back to your original body, not that you can't back to other bodies you transformed into.
I'd just transform into a shapeshifter, and then i can be anyone, including my old body
@sinfull_king *I* don't want to go back to my old body, so it's a complete win :3
@@kuldana413 Thats fair. The only reason i'd go occasionally back to my old Body is
1. So Friends and Family recognize me still and we can hangout sort of normally
2. If you had one face for your whole life, its a bit hard to fully let it go
On the other hand though, you can literally be anything else, cooler or more comfortable than your old body if you didn't like it, like a Videogame-Avatar you fell in love with etc.
@@sinfull_kingbut even then.. technically you can go back to your original self but lets say this time your (1 pound heavier or lighter). Or even a different color of hair/eyes each time you switch back because technically it wouldn’t be your “original self” when you decided to switch. You can even change your blood type if you think about it.
@@E.J.R Well, i meant it like turning back into a similar form from my old body (Face etc.) like you said. Should've specified it though ^^;
That handshake was absolutely hilarious. Borh using the same hand 😂
35:00 I would push the button.
Become Void Termina, main antagonist of Star Allies.
I would be killed by Kirby and then be rebirthed as Kirby/Popopo and then get to live out my dream of no taxes or mortgage payments at the lowlow price of being a gumdrop who kills gods on a weekend 😂❤
I was adopted and all details about my birth have been completely lost, even my adoption records are mostly blank. I'd love to be able to know the details of my birth, not knowing unironically already causes me stomach pains.
I'm an egg donor which means I'm the person who takes the fertility drugs and has my eggs "hoovered" (why did they choose that word???). However - as of right now, my eggs go straight to intended parents after being fertilized by a fertility clinic. No robo-incubating involved.
I think people wouldn't press the time travel/clock thing because they kind of see it as pointless. Like the only thing that would be useful would be to prank people about what time it is (but even then if you go too far from how it looks outside they'll just assume the clock is broken) or, with what Wade said, to fix up old clocks to sell. And the latter actually could be useful but I feel a lot of people just aren't interested in that.
Edit: also, it's not clear that you can actually reset the entire clock, I think most people would assume it just means you can make the clock's time go up or down at will.
It's useful for Daylight Savings Time, if nothing else.
I have one for y'all. If you could teleport at will to wherever you were picturing in your mind, as often as you'd like; but whenever you sneezed you'd be randomly teleported somewhere else(in the universe) would you push that button? Thumbs up for yes, thumbs down for no.
25:45 this hit me so hard 😂Bob is always so great at improv voice acting.
While I'm here thinking wether infinite money means I end World hunger or not.
@32:34 The funniest part to me is that we already have that ability.. I guess if you wanted to be magical about it 😂
I wonder about the original body thing, how close can you get? Can I return to my original face with a different body? Can I be another person but with my own voice? Can I be an identical copy of my original body face and all, except I have a new mole?
the clock time changing superpower would be amazing if you were a based inside of a clocktower
I love so much that all the vids popped up
the wheel spin at the end is un fucking believable. funniest thing ever
56:59 Literally the whole universe hates Bob, that's fucking funny.
I feel like if you could see the future but no one would believe you, you'd just have to get really really good at things like reverse psychology/trying to talk them into a way that makes them lean more towards an action that would fix the future without having to try and directly tell them. Like if it's going to rain tomorrow, talk a lot about how bright and sunshiny and perfect out it'll be so that they are like nuh-uh I bet it's gonna be terrible out.
For the pain on memory thing, I think as long as it's assumed the pain isn't actually causing damage it'd be pretty danged worth it. Same with the immune to temperature effects, imagine being able to just go chill and explore the hottest deserts and the coldest arctic areas without having to worry about it. Seems worth it, but I also hate being touched at all so that isn't a factor for me. The only downside would be no relief from warm showers on achy joints. Though if you could still get the loosening without feeling the warm it'd be fine.
"Join your favorite game/movie/book but you have to be the antagonist"
Aw but I'd rather interact with Megatron than _be_ Megatron. Could I negotiate being in the Antagonist's squad or team?
These videos are popping like crazy 😂
as a chef though, not being able to get burned is a benefit for me. Neutral temp food is fine for me, being cold is also fine because you can just get used to it, not like its that cold nowadays anyways. If I were still living in the philippines where it's hot all year, this would help a ton.
New favorite Bob noise at 42:52
I feel like being Sauron from Lord of the Rings would be pretty cool. You spend the whole time watching the other characters just act out the story.
Wish I had known working for a certain telecommunications company was going to leave me almost completely wheelchair bound. I would have made a different choice in careers.
"The most handsome and/or beautiful?"
Wow, it's like watching In Space with Markiplier.
If we're talking The Hobbit specifically, Smaug would be the main antagonist.
"You're immune to temperature, but you'll always feel cold."
I don't think you guys are interpreting that right.
I feel like Mark could just use Google's coin flip on his phone and have that facing his camera.
That future insight thing would be kinda nice actually, you could stop a catastrophical disaster that end's the lives of billions and billions of people, but still not be remembered as the hero, that's the way i'd walk the un-sung hero's path who deserves a ballade but stays humble in the fray of the night
53:13 and 56:55. 🤣🤣🤣
23:06 I'm 'attractive' and it's done nothing for me (accept maybe give me trouble and being misunderstood) so forget that button lol no pressy 😂
To clear things up, as far as I'm aware the whole process of IVF doesn't happen inside of the body. One or multiple eggs (usually multiple, to increase the chances) are extracted, fertilized in a controlled environment and then put back into the womb. So it's not anything like sitting next to the patient, controlling the robot, while the patient is watching. And the reason why they're using a PS controller is because it works just fine. There's not gonna be a medical device controller that is somehow magically better than a console controller
Maybe with the beautiful thing, you don't change at all, and the standards just shift to become perpetually "you"
37:43 I beg to differ. It's a win win situation
Would you press the button?
You can perceive alterations in the flow of time (speeding up, slowing down, stopping, reversing, skipping, etc)
BUT
You have no control over if and how the flow of time alters in any way.
With dilemma of seeing future and not being believed: you literary can just lie. Or say the opposite. Rain is about to start? Say that it’s gonna be sun all day and not a drop of water. Congrats, you succeeded!
I don't believe it would work in a way that they would believe the opposite of whatever you predict; Whatever you truthfully tell them, however, they do not believe you.
Don't tell them directly. Be like "Man, think this weather's gonna last? I think the weatherman said it won't." And let them go from there
I did the same wheel picker as mark (same website and same amount in the same order of names), and twice in a row it did what his did
27:59 the best day of my life was also the worst day of my life
27:25 day 1 OH WOW i got a bunch of STUFF day 2 aww i lost it all... lol
Yaaay! At last
Hang on, aren't Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta the main PROtagonists of Pulp Fiction?
The Uma Thurman thing made me look up the Family Guy gag about Peter being her "eye wrangler" on the set of Pulp Fiction. Core memory unlocked!
Wouldnt take the clock ability
i fear i would create a black hole
35:00 I would gladly be Smaug because even though I've suddenly become the antagonist, there is nothing in the stipulations that say I have to make the same choices and be evil. So, become a dragon in a cool setting, sounds good.
43:00 you get infinite free "I told you so" moments.
11:50 I do not like the sound of that within the added context of our political landscape... 😬
Dude, same I cringed
You have strength, toughness, and flight, but every time you use your super powers, everyone forgets about you one moment at a time.
I think you all are kinda misunderstanding the Antagonist question. You are not replacing the Antagonists already there but are being added to the story as it were. It doesn't say you have to be an Antagonist long so you could play out the whole rude/troublemaker antagonist that eventually chills out within a month and also if you take the wording it doesn't quite say who your the Antagonist to (it doesn't say be the Antagonist to the Protagonist or to another Antagonist) so pick anyone in said story to be the Antagonist to.
It says you must be the main antagonist to your favorite story. Let's use Hercules as an example. My favorite story would be Hercules, who has the protagonist of Hercules. To be the main antagonist, I would either have to replace Hades or be even worse than Hades to surpass him as the main antagonist. I think it declaring that you have to be THE MAIN antagonist to your favorite story makes it pretty cut and dry that you have to be as bad or worse than whoever the antagonist is. If your favorite story is something where an evil character is the protagonist, then you could be good. But that's not many stories.
I think an antagonist is just the one that opposes the main character, so the antagonist isnt always the villain because the main character could be the villain. BUT since this scenario is about your favorite story then we can't really purposely choose a story where the main character is a villain, unless ofc that is already your favorite story.
Huh, it's a game that they thought of. How come you are the one who knows how it goes?
@@DampNutThey didn’t think of the game?
The game already exists and has a website, how else do you think mark is pulling the statistics of what majority of people pick?
@vitoriangamer7807 I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say. It's okay. I interact with people like you, from time to time.
The playlist is either a bit out of order or missing one. The last one in the list has Bob losing a bunch of "coin" flips, which should have Wade hosting.
Alright, I checked and The Wheel of Fate is missing. It.should be between Three Peens in a Pod and this episode.
Gamifying childbirth is not something I saw coming for humanity's future.
To that question if you can change to anyone but stay like them:
Think of trans people.
They change and people they know have to adapt to that
exactly what i thought hahaha. oh, if you press the button you get guaranteed gender transition with absolutely no possibility of detransition? (SLAMS BUTTON)
What if you were the smartest third grader? 🤔
The one about 'transforming into anyone you want, but you can't transform back into your original'?? HELL yeah, I would. My original sucks ass.
For the question about 'seeing the future, but no one believes you'. If we go under the assumption that, because you're seeing it in the future, it has happened, and there's nothing you can do about it. What if you saw your gruesome demise and when. You'd have to live your whole life knowing what is going to happen to you.
The last part of this episode was truly epic!!
LOL
I would definitely become an antagonist because I would know just about everything in that fiction to be able to play a role that can attack the character(s) down to their core. Even if I would lose in the end I can just have a redemption arc and become half good and half evil person. It be fun, IF everything goes how I would want it to go.
I guess bob would rather feel pain for a benefit than see into the future and change thing in life. I see that he would rather go through pain than suffer some sort of personal hell out of your own fabrication.
The warmth one is actually sad to think about. A lot of people don't seem to understand that they would lose the warmth of simply being human. Mark mentioned the best ones, but you can stretch it to include pretty much any happy instance.
so entering the book or movie or game is like the typical manhua / manga of the I am the villainess-type-a-thing and I can twist the story I wanted? for sure I want that
17:12 - if u wanna skip over the nasty fertility stuff
Uuuuuuu
they need a woman on this podcast
Bob is a woman
could we replace bob maybe?
No
God no
You guys ruined my feed