We try vintage candy invented 100 YEARS AGO (Pre-1920's)
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- Опубликовано: 11 дек 2019
- There's a one pound fruit cake in here just to keep them on their toes. But no one seems to realize it may not actually be candy. Except you, comment section. Unless fruit cake is candy!?! You'll keep it real with us, won't you?
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"times were harder."
"and so was the candy."
Wa wa
I think Arin missed the joke there
kids didn't have the RESPECTTTT!
@@Marianoejar how?
That’s what she said
The fruitcake hits the table like a brick and horror washes over Dan’s face.
This sounds like some r/Polygrumps fanfic intro. In a good way... 🤣
@Sunao T *_The fruitcake hits the table like a brick and horror washes over Dan's face._*_ "What the hell is this, my old friend?"_
_Dan folds his arms. "I never liked-I wasn't really fond of boys." The feeling of growing unease grows again. He pauses. "I guess you'd call me gay when you think about it."_
_"I mean, no-I never thought of myself that way. Not before."_
_"And? Now you have feelings?" Dan holds his hands up. "Do you want to? I don't_
@@allendrake6960 I LOVE YOU
This summer, from the makers of Bologna Man, comes a new challenger; Fruit Cake Man. Rated R, starts Friday.
That's going into TalktoTransformer.
“ it tastes like a carpet... that’s been walked on... a _lot_ “
*aggressive nods from arin*
So they ate a carpet lol
@@DR_Eggz that's been walked on a lot by an old lady.
for a brief moment, danny and arin became carpet munchers.
UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH
yes. that is something that happened in the video, thanks for the pointless recap
British fruitcake: Traditional Old English delicacy
American fruitcake: CrIpPlInG AnXiEtY BaR
American fruitcake: *BRICK*
@@SkippertheBart American fruitcake: *C A R P E T T I M E*
It sounded like two lead pipes smashed against eachother.
Hold on, I'm English and I've always liked fruitcake and wondered why Americans hate it so much, is it really that different over there?
@@BWJSINCORPERATED Yeah, it's awful over here. It's nothing like a proper, English fruitcake.
Dan's quiet little "Oh no..." at the fruitcake was priceless
While Arin is shaking himself out of existence
3:45 for anyone wondering
Claxton's is good, tho. Heat a square or two in the laser box (pour on 3 TBL 151 Rum and), then toss some vanilla ice cream on top.
real talk though, fruit cake that's made right is fucking amazing
Living near Claxton I see those things everywhere all year.
Dan: dainty eater/ normal human
Arin: rabid dog, feral
That's it, you just have summarized their entire channels
i’m glad you included feral that was really the cherry on top of this comment.
Like Arin during that one game when Dan poured M&M’s in his mouth.
MOOORREEEE
This comment is still consistent to the video where they ate the giant nyquil gummy bear
he’s NASTY
“I must ingest this”
- Arin “Big cat” Hanson, 2019.
- Arin “Big Gooey Run” Hanson, 2019.
- Arin "unavoidable chin move" Hanson, 2019
-Arin "Spent it all on gambling" Hanson, 2019.
-Arin "Jennifer dumped me." Hanson, 2019.
- Arin "Grape Offa Tha Ground" Hanson, 2019
"Don't eat the Crippling Anxiety bar"
Sound advice from Danny Sexbang
i have made the 400th like
"Way Too Far Into Butter Town" sounds like the title to an NSP song. 😁
Now I wanna hear that song
Sounds like a Guy Fieri thing to me.
@Thatonedude basically the same thing
We need this song
Fans come up with the most amazing ideas. "Way Too Far Into Butter Town", a NSP song featuring Guy Fieri.
Good content is basicly a calmer Power hour.
10 Minute Casual Hour
@@OhNoBohNo doesn't have the same ring to it but we're on the right track and that's something
Good Mythical Grumps
10 minute calmer hour?? I just cant find anything with that ring.
10 Minute Resting Hour
Danny and Arins reactions when they don’t like the food...
Dan: ‘oh no, that’s not good’
Arin: *vigorously flaps his hands*
He’s stimming the gross away
@@boopydoopyaf3119 me when I have to touch a microfiber towel
I love the gross-off hand stim 😂 like a part of u is always gonna be like “I’m doing it. I’m shaking off the atomic memory of the gross. Removing these gross particles. I can remove this” like u got water on ur hand no matter what gross thing actually happened people are so good (I also do this lmao)
Arin likes food, Dan is iffy on food.
Arin is being hurt by a loved one.
He hates it in the most girly disgusted way possible
2:43 -- "Chill before slicing and serving"
-- The box for the theoretically edible brick (that, when at room temperature, already makes a metallic clank when it strikes a table) as if it needed to be harder, 2019
I almost passed out laughing at that sound it made. I don't know why I found it so funny.
I was expecting a dent tbh
maybe it just means you need to chill out so you're mentally prepared for the crippling anxiety bar
it cracked the table
Now presenting the new best candy: “Crippling anxiety”
Hi Tom
Hello Tom!
Snickers: Crippling Anxiety
I hate that candy, but I can't stop eating it....
"Everybody's having it!~"
Dan: *licks 5 candies* "I'm full"
K.C. Cook “I’m gonna go throw up”
Honestly, seeing that and them feeling gross after drinking a couple sodas helps me understand how incredibly used to unhealthy food and soda I am. That's... probably not a good indication of my health. That and the multiple leftover soda cups on my desk, wow I need to go buy some fucking carrots.
@@TheGreatYukon tbh I have a major sweet tooth and love candy and desserts etc. but I can't drink a whole soda most of the time, I'll see my coworkers like pounding Mountain Dew and just be like ...how
@@riabouchinska I know this is 9 months late but I have one word for you depression 😂
*looks back to big mouth Arin MOOOORRRREEEE
wow...
6:39
Arin & Dan: lamenting over the "buttered popcorn" stick thing
Me: **squint** Whatcha doin back there, Allie...?
*Mother Hawk is always watching.*
So that's who I saw at 8:56
“Oh no. And you really like food.”
“I love food!
“And I’m kinda iffy on food”
Is Dan an alien?
king of games and anime maybe...
Everyone has the capability of having a poor stomach...
I can relate to Dan on this.
@@theamericanyoutuber that how he puts it i swear
@@xenodrone3367 I know. XD You're fine. I was just adding. :)
Does anyone else feel like there should be a medic on stand by when Arin eats things?
Along with a therapist for the audience
For everybody else's sake not his
I dunno why, but I worry more for Dan. Like when Dan was going for that crippling anxiety bar after Arin's reaction, I was worried for him. lol
a simons he'll be fine, The Unicorn Wizard is right next to him.
I feel like "things" tells you how Arin doesn't care for his intestines and his toilet No. 7482646
The **thunk** when Dan hit the fruitcake on the table was priceless
The look of disbelief on his face afterwards made it 🤣
3:02 for infinite replays
EDIT: Jesus christ tapping this tiny time stamp on mobile is pure cancer, so here are some more so it‘s easier to aim:
3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02
3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02
3:02 3:02 3:02 3:02
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I can’t believe they both ate that thing afterwards. Dan’s little ‘oh no’ after he takes a bite while Arin is having a spasm in the background is the cherry on top
@@Buphido You're doing God's work 🙏
Crippling Anxiety
"I must ingest this," is the reason Arin is *probably* going to die young
2 years later still going strong
Arin,s headstone.
“Here lies Arin Hanson. Husband, Gamer, and Friend.
“I must Ingest This!” “
Or he'll somehow outlive us all
I used to work at a novelty "Retro Candy" type of store as a clerk, and I sold a ton of those Reed's hard candies. I never tasted them in the time I was there, but always assumed they tasted great by how many people would buy them, and since the owner and manager would encourage I taste test whatever I want, I'm kinda glad I didn't get to experience that one.
They’re delicious.
“That was my nickname in college”-Arin Hanson
“I never even finished highschool”- Arin Hanson 2013
Shhhh.... don’t reveal the timelines...
I feel like they were referencing Rhett saying “that was my nickname is high school”
He got his ged. It's entirely possible he did end up going to college
Gabe White he said in a few episodes of game grumps that he didn’t go to college
Punch/Counterpunch 2000 It’s just a common joke
8:19 -
"How could it not be good if it's just butter, salt and sugar?"
"It's butter."
~ Egowrapper and Danta Claus 1920
Way too far into butter town.
DANTA CLAUSE HAHAHAHAH
7:00
Arin: *uncomprehend mumbling*?
Dan: ..Yes!
😂
I love how sometimes Dan seems to have amazing manual skills of using his hand and other times he just drops everything he holds just because yes
When he poured the jujubees into his mouth I had " MOOAARRR " flash backs
Crumnch
before i even looked in the comments i said to myself MOOORREEE
Dans confused ‘gulp?’ Was the best thing I’ve ever heard lmao
I like how he didn't even tried.
3:04--Dan hits the table with the fruitcake and the metallic CLANG just blows his mind. Yes, Danny, in the 1920s, people ate bricks.
I've also had Clay's candies, particularly their sarsaparilla. Good.
Of all the out-of-context Grumps quotes, I think "Don't eat the crippling anxiety bar" is my favorite
dan: “oh and you really like food”
arin, distraught: “I LOVE FOOD!!”
"to those of your at home don't eat the crippling anxiety bar"
Could have used that warning like 27 years ago when I was born and apparently ingested enough crippling anxiety to last me 3 life times
Yike
killmeister2271 Dude. Why? Why “rat”?
@@theamericanyoutuber as for you! I agree, why "rat"?
@@killmeister2271 Please tell us why you said 'rat', we're all confused.
@@Plasstyre rats rly do be eating anxiety doe
Danny: you really like food while I’m iffy on food.
*Danny flashbacks to his smoking of pot days*
*eating 39 pot brownies over 3 days like it’s a thing to do.*
I'm far more interested in the story of who was crawling around behind their chairs and why they were doing it during filming.
christhestampeder Wait... w h a t ?
I think you can see a little bit of their hair, so I think its Ally.
i need a time stamp
@@delvedeer It happens throughout the whole episode, but behind Dan's shoulder, to the left, at 6:43 is as good an example as any.
I think they were trying to see the lights
Arin: *experiencing severe distress and anxiety brought on by old berry bar*
Dan: "oh... and you really like food, too"
“That’s...upsetting” keeps eating
I love Dan's face at 10:41
"Arin that was stupid are you ok? I'm concerned" to "Arin that was stupid, I'm excited to watch this play out"
The noise the crippling anxiety bar made when Dan smacked it against the table absolutely floored me
“Don’t eat the crippling anxiety bar!”
Dan I’ve been eating my crippling anxiety for years what makes you think I’m gonna stop now
SyrinxPriest2112 does it taste good?
@@invader_whoa3919 I prefer to drink mine but yes I suppose it tastes good, like unsweetened tea or coffee, and raw salmon with a side of mustard and sadness
Leafy Is Queer huh, I understand it’s a taste not quote put into words- ah! I have it! Disappointment 😌
Right!!! I dont like it, but if I don't eat it something will happen! *cries while eatting it*
*yEaH mE tOo gUYs!!! I aLsO haVe aXIetY dId yOU kNoW thAt?*
Everytime Allie was back there lurkin' I was just thinking "Mom in the shot, mom in the shot"
I was trying to figure out who that was lol thank you
I'd gladly call Allie mommy.
@@animeking *sees Allie*
Everyone: now that's Good Content™
@@reed627
Agreed. I have deep respect for the Nutboy™.
I’ve never seen Dan more visibly scared when he hit the fruitcake on the table and it made a tink😂
Dan: I don’t wanna eat that
Also Dan: here let me try it
He remembered he still has a mortgage to pay, so he needs to help create the content.
Today on the Grumps' ongoing mission to annihilate Dan's stomach...
And they film a lot in bulks too. makes me wonder if dan had just the worst week after filming these
Arin shouting, "I love food!" as though he's been betrayed is very relatable.
No one:
Boomer Dan: those kids today don't have the *R E S P E C T*
Play it at x0.50 speed for an ultimate treat
ノア People that are the same age as Danny and I aren’t that old, we’re not boomers, we’re the children of boomers.
Dan Is Gen X, almost Millenial
Mario Aguiar Those of us born around 1979 are the last of GenX.
@@wildsmiley somebody missed the joke
Dan has the cutest “I like this!” face, like when they did the donut TMPH. It makes me so happy.
When arin tossed back those jujubes, dan's look of genuine concern was gold.
The look on his face was like "it's going to take him hours to chew that" lol
@@anon2234 that’s the great thing about jujubes.
You can NEVER gain weight while eating them, cuz you have to eat them so slowly.
The subtitles are flawless. "Fart thee top east shtick"
lmao
Wise words from Dan: "Don't eat the crippling anxiety bar."
Arin: I don't like it! *flailing his arms around*
Dan: oh no
"Hard candy, it tastes like how you feel when something artificial reminds you of something real"
Dan: Has stomach issues
Every 10mph and GC episode with food: I'm boutta ruin this whole man's career
To be fair, nine times out of ten Dan spits things straight out after it makes contact with his tongue for a nanosecond.
The best part about watching these is that Arin will eat something and then immediately retch it up, but then it’s followed by Dan, who will eat the same thing and his expression merely changes in the most cinematic fashion.
I like how when Arin finds food or drink gross he still eats/eats it but when Dan eats/drinks somthing gross he spits it out very fast
Dan: "don't eat the crippling anxiety bar"
Me: too late
The flipping mood
I ate like three of those
@@piperisbored me thinking about my finals rn
@@piperisbored I did the complementary depression bar as well, that wasn't fun 5 years -
Tim Donnelly i have too many stocks in that company
"Way Too Far into Butter Town: A Game Grumps Story"
This is my favorite comment that I've read in a while, thank you x)
Arin is both the delightful young girl holding out a carrot and the hourse drooling as it loudly chomps it
5:30
OH. ThE PUFFERMINTS
dan:
fruitcake: 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓅𝓅𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝓍𝒾𝑒𝓉𝓎
Nobody:
Arin: LET ME *I N G E S T* THIS
no one:
dan: claxton quality = crippling anxiety
3:43 i love how Arin's freaking out, and Dan is just like "oh no..." With the straightest face ever
dan: "i dont want to die."
arin: "WGEAEAHIE!!"
This is exactly how that sound would be spelled.
Anyone else expecting a "MORE!!!!" when Arin shoved all those Jujubees in his mouth?
I was - 🤣🤣
JESUS CHRIST ARIN FINE! FUCK!
I love how when arin asked dan what there doing dan replyed like he never gets to choose like ANYTHING they do together
at 5:49 when Arin says “wait is thïs RÊÆŁ” i lost myself
Me: This isn’t turning into Good Mythical Morning, is it?
Arin: That was also my nickname in college.
Me: Oh dear.
I just deleted my comment because it had already been said. Well done sir.
Good Mythical Morning but they swear
Unbranded gmm, but instead of fathers, its that strange uncle who went to jail for unspecified reasons
@@delvedeer lol
HAH same thoughts
I love the taste of *_Crippling Anxiety_* in the morning.
Arin: *aggressively shaking hands* I LOVE FOOD
When Danny put that butterscotch disk into his mouth, he had to think about it for a second before the look of extreme dislike 😂
"Way too far into Butter Town" honestly sounds like a flavor that I personally could get down with. I'm now curious about the Viscous Discus.
Arin: “that was my nickname in college”
Arin, you never graduated high school.
Yeah, we all know he only completed up to his 2th year. He can't fool us.
@@okinweginwhable How was he angry? Lmao
iCollective people are to sensitive when they think others are being too sensitive...
Ties de Jong It’s off topic sure, but it always surprises me when people respond to unpopular comments I wrote months or even years ago. Like, “hey, I wrote that!”.
@@okinweginwhable hope you grew up.
imagine if the company that makes all of these old vintage candy was watching this video, are morally crushed hearing that most of this candy sucked
Did, did you make this candy……
"Times were harder" - "So was the candy" :D
Arin waving his hands about during the fruitcake chomp kinda made my day, if only because I suffered this same disgust very recently.
ZenFr0g Arin’s reaction vs. Dan’s had me rolling, if not because my reaction is ALWAYS Arin’s and it seems whoever I’m trying to get to try the thing always reacts like Dan xD
I love how the weapons grade fruit cake was described as tasting like “old lady smell”
I like how… when Arin just grabbed the box of Jujubees and started to have some more in his mouth… you saw and heard one hit the mic… and just the sound of it…
hearing the gumdrops hit Arin's lav mic like a bunch of obsidian pebbles communicated how hard they were better than his incessant chewing ever did
MERRY EVERYTHING
You too
MERRY GIMBLEFLORP
MERRY TO ALL
MARRY EVERYTHING?????
TheJege12 AND TO ALL A GOOD MERRY!
Arin: “OH A CORN LOLLIPOP”
Me: *laughs in Mexican*
MisakiXchan JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Needs to be covered in Lucas/chamoy lol
Luaghs in mexican. Name is Misaki chan, replyers name is Jacob Garvey. bruh
ShippoAlex Congrats, you now know that internet nicknames exist! And that I am a huge weeb. The name’s Sofía, nice to meet you. :)
Brings a whole new meaning to candy corn. In the US we have something called candy apples very very similar concept.
Arin’s reactions to everything are so extreme while Dan is always so casual
Wow they're such good actors that plastic coffee cup looks so real
Dan: I like the assorted fruit clays, those were pretty delicious
Arin: *DUMP TRUCK*
11:31
Shout out to everyone who double checked the table to see if Danny cracked it.
Apparently my comedic trigger is traditionally pliant objects making inordinately heavy sounds.
Because I laughed myself sick when the crippling anxiety bar went *CLONK* .
This is my comfort episode. Idk why I just really enjoyed this episode and so I keep coming back to it.
"Charleston, South Carolina!"
*why you gotta call out my state like that man*
Fruit cake: *is hard as rock*
Arin: *_LET ME INGEST THIS_*
LET ME EAT THIS BRICK
It's like Arin didn't realize that most people don't eat fruitcakes and just pass them around the family until someone finally uses it as a hammer because they couldn't find an actual hammer.
You know, as one does.
I MUST I N G E S T
The fact that Dan mentioned my home town in this video makes me appreciate it even more
Every time I see these two actually on camera, I appreciate how crippling awkward they both are, and I can relate 😂
Exactly.
7:16
Arin: “That was my nickname in college”
Rhett: “That was my nickname in high school”
@6:19 someone make a GIF of Arin easing down the tip and Danny teasing the shaft
I could feel my jaw getting tired just watching Arin eat those jujubes
"Take a lick of the bottom, dude"
-Arin Hanson 2019
"It sticks to ya ribs"
-arin hanson 2019
the several times Dan got the look of horror on his face was wonderful.
The look of fear from Dan when he smacked the crippling anxiety bar against the table was priceless
Dan: "well i dont wanna die!"
1/10, cant relate
Jokes about wanting to die is a scream for help, not a joke.
Its a twisted way to look at the fact that you dont feel good.
Get help, feel better, dont stick with depression.
@@KeaveMind bruh we dont stick with depression it sticks with us
@@KeaveMind appreciate the concern, but it is just a joke fam
Some people just don't get it bro.
@@anon2234 hey cmon man, theyre coming from a good place. no need to name call
These episodes come out right when I'm drinking coffee and eating biscuits, so it's like I'm having a lunch with The Grumps.
I love this channel :)
I wouldnt want lunch with on camera arin xD
Hes a very sloppy eater
The way airn says *'wait is this real?'* resonates with my entire being.
2:57
Danny, very publicly Jewish: “that’s like the fruitcake everyone passes around at Christmas”
I've had jujubees recently and lemme tell you, they taste like the ghost of a fruit trapped in a coffin of hard gelatin and glue. They're impossible to chew without getting it stuck in your teeth so you're left to just slowly roll them around in your mouth until they melt over the course of like half an hour.
that sounds terrifying, I’ll take eight boxes
That's the single most accurate description of eating Jujubes ever. Crows have a very similar consistency, with the unmistakable flavor of black licorice.
are you about to hate crime jujubees
Idk why but the "ASMR?" at the bottom of the screen while Arin was eating the toffee stir thing really made me laugh
ASMR?
Me nods head, "yes. ASMR."