Stonehenge - Ylvis (w. Lyrics ) [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] [FULL HD]

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    Do you know the meaning of stonehenge?
    Music video from the talkshow "I kveld med Ylvis" on TVNorge. Starring: Vegard Ylvisåker. Produced by Funkenhauser Productions
    Lyrics
    My life is so successfull
    I've got everything a man could ever need.
    Got a 1000 dollar haircut
    and i even have a talkshow on TV.
    And I know I should be happy, but instead
    There's a question I can't get out of my head.
    What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
    It's killing me that no one knows
    why it was built 5000 years ago.
    Why did they build the Stonehenge?
    How could they rasie the stones so high
    completely without the technology
    we have today?
    When I make my jalapeños
    calamri and prosciutto
    I'm the king!
    My wife applaud(s) me in the kitchen
    when I tell her all I bought is from the local store
    (and) When the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone
    She gives me a smile
    then she plays with my balls
    (but?) All I think of is Stonehenge
    I think about it when I dream
    the biggest henge that I have ever seen
    What's the purpose of Stonehenge?
    A giant granite brithdaycake
    or a prison far too easy to escape?
    Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row! (chor)
    They were 25 tons each stone, my friend
    but amazingly they got them all down in the sand
    And they moved it (Stonehenge!)
    And they dragged it (Stonehenge!)
    And they rolled it 46 miles from Waleeees! - Heeey (46 miles from Wales! )
    What's the deal with Stonehenge? (chor) (Oh, whats the deal, whats the deal, whats the deal)
    You should have left a tiny hint
    when you made this fucking labyrinth, of stone! (Who the.. )
    Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge? (fuck builds a Stonehenge?)
    Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do
    who just said: "Dude, let's build a henge or two!"
    I would give anything to know
    About the Stonehenge (chor)
    Yeah, I would give all I have to give
    Would you give them your car? (chor)
    (mmm) Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car
    What car do you drive? (chor)
    Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic!
    A car you can trust! (chor)
    Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge
    What henge is that again? (chor)
    It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge!
    God, it is the greatest henge of all!
    What's the meaning of Stonehenge? (dual)

Комментарии • 539

  • @brucewinter9285
    @brucewinter9285 11 лет назад +2

    This is one of the funniest things I've seen. The fact that it's produced so well and is actually a good song makes it even more so.

  • @PlanetSulfur
    @PlanetSulfur 11 лет назад +6

    In thor 2, stonehenge is mentioned alot
    all i could think about was this song

  • @bardo0007
    @bardo0007 11 лет назад +33

    My life is so successful
    I've got everything a man could ever need.
    Got a facebook account
    And I even have a RUclips channel to show my friends
    And I know I should be happy, but instead
    There's a question I can't get out of my head.
    What's the meaning of Google+ ?
    It's killing me that no one knows
    Why it was built a few years ago.
    Why did they build Google+ ?
    How could they raise the stakes so high
    Completely without the peoples knowledge ?
    We have to die now?
    When I make my youtube videos
    make comments on other youtube channels
    I'm the king!
    My friends applauds me from a livecam
    When I tell them I just made a new video
    And When the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone
    I watch all those crazy Ylvis videos
    Then I play with my balls
    But all I think of is Google+
    I think about it when I dream
    The biggest nightmare I have ever seen
    What's the purpose of Google+ ?
    A giant granite network cake
    A prison impossible to escape?
    Google+! Google+! Lots of circles in a row!
    They weigh 25 tons each circle, my friend
    But amazingly they got them all down into RUclips!
    And they moved it, And they dragged it
    And they rolled it 46 miles from Googleland
    Hey (46 miles from Googleland!)
    What's the deal with Google+? (Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal)
    You should have left a tiny hint
    When you made this fucking labyrinth of Google+ circles!
    Who the fuck builds Google+ ?
    Two Google employees wondering what to do
    Who just said: "Dude, let's build a circle or two!"
    I would give anything to know
    About how to destroy Google+
    Yeah, I would give all I have to give
    Would you give them your car?
    (Mmm) Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car
    What car do you drive?
    Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic!
    A car you can trust!
    Never mind the car, let's talk about Google+
    What Google shit is that again?
    It's Google+, it's Google+!
    God, it is the worst shit of them all!
    What's the meaning of Google +?

    • @onlybirdfly
      @onlybirdfly 11 лет назад

      thats the best song lyrics ever

    • @TheFlamedog
      @TheFlamedog 11 лет назад +2

      Sir you deserve more likes!

    • @NexxZt
      @NexxZt 10 лет назад

      Du har ikke tilfeldigvis stjelt den kommentaren fra den originale videoen?

    • @TheTrueOnyxRose
      @TheTrueOnyxRose 3 года назад

      Google+ is so dead now. So it doesn’t even matter anymore.

  • @Uberdeath666
    @Uberdeath666 11 лет назад +14

    Am I the only one who's now started to genuinely question what's the purpose of stonehenge?

  • @CoolDecksVsMeta
    @CoolDecksVsMeta 11 лет назад +1

    the part where he talks to the chorus just kills me everytime

  • @MrPulchinela
    @MrPulchinela 11 лет назад

    Всъщност единственото, което знам е, че това е най-големият хендж! Добро начало...

  • @jokeman08
    @jokeman08 11 лет назад

    How does this not have a million views yet?!!

  • @nomadnelraf
    @nomadnelraf 11 лет назад

    I came here because of the Fox. Between that and the video above, I would like to thank you for your contributions to humanity.

  • @kev51281
    @kev51281 11 лет назад

    This is great. These songs are making my day.

  • @tpxchallenger
    @tpxchallenger 9 лет назад +2

    Finally, once again there is humour in the world.

  • @helenefev8387
    @helenefev8387 12 лет назад

    He is so serious! Love it!

  • @kittyxtales
    @kittyxtales 11 лет назад

    I can't stop watching this video!

  • @ChristerAlmgren
    @ChristerAlmgren 11 лет назад

    These guys are AWESOME!

  • @najetelkamel
    @najetelkamel 12 лет назад

    Looooove, loooooove, loooooove it!! Great work :-)

  • @flaygjel
    @flaygjel 11 лет назад

    This made me want to visit the Stonehenge!!!

  • @londyneandde3068
    @londyneandde3068 10 лет назад +5

    1:49 he said "then she plays with my balls" makes me laughs so hard

    • @C0RL_H
      @C0RL_H 7 лет назад

      Youre so immature! lol

    • @jessebubba1926
      @jessebubba1926 6 лет назад

      How is he immature? Ylvis is an immature bastard.

  • @stucnimiki
    @stucnimiki 11 лет назад

    Best Honda ad ever.

  • @wildflower71911
    @wildflower71911 11 лет назад +6

    soo...i saw thor last night, and all I could think of was...now I know the deal with stonehenge! :)

    • @caseyforsythe93
      @caseyforsythe93 10 лет назад

      Yea that has nothing to do with thor.

    • @wildflower71911
      @wildflower71911 10 лет назад

      Well apparently you have not seen the second thor yet.

  • @streckster
    @streckster 11 лет назад

    You're not so bad yourself.
    You start sentences with lower case letters, and top it all off with randomly placed punctuation. Way to go, genius!

  •  11 лет назад

    This cracked me up so damned much! I love it. Favourited.

  • @lenafanhannover7310
    @lenafanhannover7310 11 лет назад

    Perfect Song

  • @Volljovel
    @Volljovel 11 лет назад

    WOW!!!!! It's a perfect song! Fun and Pathos! Great! I want produce it!

  • @MsCunningLinguistic
    @MsCunningLinguistic 13 лет назад

    Goddammit. Now I'll wonder about the purpose of Stonehenge AND have this song in my head.

  • @NitromanBergen
    @NitromanBergen 11 лет назад

    Gooooood it is the greatest Henge off all!

  • @raicho20
    @raicho20 11 лет назад

    I actually enjoy this! These guys are musicians to the core of their bones!

  • @piangtawanchawong8681
    @piangtawanchawong8681 11 лет назад +1

    It's a nice song, one of the songs you could listen to forever, if you didn't know its meaning....

  • @Studiomariosbros
    @Studiomariosbros 11 лет назад

    The new and awesome international hit: Ylvis Brothers!

  • @gothboyape50
    @gothboyape50 11 лет назад

    you have won the price for the most perfect grammar. ever.

  • @jshodan84
    @jshodan84 11 лет назад

    i can't figured why a man without some kind of disturbs could be inspired by the stonehenge

  • @adamherritt9494
    @adamherritt9494 11 лет назад

    THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL!

  • @sisaofrost
    @sisaofrost 10 лет назад +3

    I like his voice.

    • @Megumipaty
      @Megumipaty 10 лет назад

      Y no sólo su voz!! :3

  • @YellowApplee
    @YellowApplee 11 лет назад

    lol that line was AWESOME!

  • @MrAndreKey
    @MrAndreKey 11 лет назад

    This is fantastic!

  • @Megumipaty
    @Megumipaty 10 лет назад

    Me encanta su voz!!!

  • @DrewSidener
    @DrewSidener 11 лет назад

    This is the best thing in the history of ever. It's like a Groban/Paul Rudd love child who drives a reliable, compact automobile.

  • @YumiOtashime
    @YumiOtashime 11 лет назад

    I have got a goose bumbs
    Soo a nice Song

  • @foxyoukai13
    @foxyoukai13 11 лет назад

    The balls part somehow always makes me laugh

  • @OmegaBourbon
    @OmegaBourbon 11 лет назад

    Stonehenge was a season calender, at the solstice the sun lines up with one of the arcs

  • @B4ttleSheep
    @B4ttleSheep 12 лет назад

    "Dude, let's build a henge or two!" hahah, best:D

  • @Hannibal1429
    @Hannibal1429 12 лет назад

    it`s only a song, we from Norway love funny songs and videos, and this is both of them

  • @JanHagen
    @JanHagen 13 лет назад

    Finally a song I can relate to. Maybe I can ask Siri on my new iphone?

  • @keyairving8637
    @keyairving8637 11 лет назад

    THIS SONG

  • @TheNerdCentre
    @TheNerdCentre 11 лет назад

    You see everyone? He's here to save the day.

  • @JackGoldmanActor
    @JackGoldmanActor 11 лет назад

    I just made another video with Ylvis, never heard of them in America but when this new one comes out (about America) they will be world famous and rightly so.

  • @cynthialheraultpatanaschoo449
    @cynthialheraultpatanaschoo449 11 лет назад

    The first academic effort to and survey and understand the monument was made around 1640 by John Aubrey. He declared Stonehenge the work of Druids. This view was greatly popularised by William Stukeley. Aubrey also contributed the first measured drawings of the site, which permitted greater analysis of its form and significance. He was able to demonstrate an calendrical role in the stones' placement. The architect John Wood was to undertake the first truly accurate survey of Stonehenge in 1740.

  • @alfiefalf
    @alfiefalf 11 лет назад

    This is what pop music was meant to be.

  • @nemoshark8393
    @nemoshark8393 9 лет назад +1

    "Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge?!!!" lmao

  • @MrRoosterx
    @MrRoosterx 11 лет назад

    It sounds so big when you say 'one of the biggest TV channels', you fail to mention the whole population is half of London. ;)

  • @XxRedinoxX
    @XxRedinoxX 11 лет назад

    Best "Commercial" Eva!

  • @64jcl
    @64jcl 11 лет назад

    Tech-nal-a-jaj - perfect artistic freedom! :)

  • @lucif3r84
    @lucif3r84 11 лет назад

    In 4000 years, this will be really hilarious!!!! =)

  • @MojoTojoChannel
    @MojoTojoChannel 10 лет назад +10

    Technologye!!! hahahah

  • @Pirate2P
    @Pirate2P 11 лет назад

    Another Ylvis-goodie: Someone like me (dubstep edit HD) - Pure genius u ask me :)

  • @jababorg4484
    @jababorg4484 10 лет назад +2

    "A car you can trust " . LOL

  • @Mkni6
    @Mkni6 11 лет назад

    Watch Pressure, and Egeland too. Mindblowing stuff

  • @007KevinD
    @007KevinD 10 лет назад +5

    this beats the crap out of anything by One Direction - great rhyming lyrics :)

  • @MIngalls
    @MIngalls 11 лет назад

    A prison far too easy to escape had me dying!!

  • @Laksmi80
    @Laksmi80 11 лет назад

    OMG to old and ao new for me!!! :D this is crazy What the fox?!

  • @MordekaiGlint
    @MordekaiGlint 11 лет назад

    This was put out over a year ago, the one on tv norge came out 3 weeks ago.

  • @antoninaaiello7418
    @antoninaaiello7418 11 лет назад

    Loveeee him :)

  • @1c54
    @1c54 11 лет назад

    hahaha i love that part!!

  • @DieRolltreppe
    @DieRolltreppe 11 лет назад

    Would be the best commercial for the car ;)

  • @kurodoku1998
    @kurodoku1998 10 лет назад

    Vegard, your voice, and accent *-*

  • @JorisDebonnet
    @JorisDebonnet 11 лет назад

    (the right amount of) pressure isn't bad! But Stonehenge and Work It are my favorites :)

  • @SweetyKpopLover
    @SweetyKpopLover 11 лет назад

    Funny :D is there a point? No. THIS IS AWESOME, so crazy how Ylvis write songs with so amazing stories and with joke :D i really love this...

  • @ajla289
    @ajla289 11 лет назад

    Love it!

  • @cavemanluver
    @cavemanluver 8 лет назад +2

    Never mind the car let's talk about the henge
    What henge is that again lmao

  • @stiksization
    @stiksization 12 лет назад

    thank you

  • @BroincFilms
    @BroincFilms 12 лет назад

    I'm sorry... but how has this only got 127k views?

  • @abdulazizaziz5178
    @abdulazizaziz5178 5 лет назад

    (I’m the king)Probably one of the best vocal ever made by humans

  • @trickedouttransam
    @trickedouttransam 11 лет назад

    Awesome!

  • @copulere
    @copulere 12 лет назад

    Fantastisk morsomt ! OG det er en fin sang _ :P haha . Fun ! Keep up the good work =)

  • @dNY.dFY.
    @dNY.dFY. 11 лет назад

    How could they raise the stones so high completely without the technolo-jaiiiii

  • @VictoriaMasina
    @VictoriaMasina 11 лет назад

    "A prison far too easy to escape." hahahahha

  • @noahtaylor2697
    @noahtaylor2697 10 лет назад +15

    and your Question about Stonehenge sir the meaning is that it housed the pandorica witch was flown by the 11th doctor into the sun to restart the universe so time wouldn't unravel your welcome

    • @kurodoku1998
      @kurodoku1998 10 лет назад

      Beat me to answering lol

    • @Jgpgames
      @Jgpgames 10 лет назад +1

      You are officially the best.

    • @kurodoku1998
      @kurodoku1998 10 лет назад

      Aww, thanks, no one's ever said that to me before. That makes my day :)

    • @Jgpgames
      @Jgpgames 10 лет назад

      kurodoku1998
      I was talking to Noah but everyone who thought the same thing is also officially the best so you're welcome :)

  • @AliceCashew
    @AliceCashew 11 лет назад

    I would actually buy this song.

  • @StatikDynamikDubstep
    @StatikDynamikDubstep 11 лет назад

    This reminds me of Weird Al from back in the day, except this is much more clever! I love it (:

  • @Galaxywanderess
    @Galaxywanderess 11 лет назад

    i like this guy

  • @TheUnholyMonkey
    @TheUnholyMonkey 11 лет назад

    The greatest henge of all!

  • @to88he
    @to88he 11 лет назад

    Now you only miss "Ylvis - Jan Egeland" (Jan Egeland: A norwegian politician involved in the UN piece projects)
    And "Ylvis - Jeg heter finn" (but this one is in norwegian)

  • @TheRayRaywilson
    @TheRayRaywilson 11 лет назад

    nailed it

  • @busserulls
    @busserulls 12 лет назад

    Stonehenge is merely Chuck Norris's building blocks from when he was a kid.

  • @Kageryushi
    @Kageryushi 11 лет назад

    +5 Faith
    +1 Great Engineer points

  • @MrPulchinela
    @MrPulchinela 11 лет назад

    Тази песен ми промени живота. Защо трябва да се ядосвам за маловажни неща, когато всъщност има много по-важни въпроси като - какво е значението на Стоунхендж?

  • @hijahuhibi6715
    @hijahuhibi6715 11 лет назад

    it's the stonehenge, it's the stonehenge

  • @supersweetnice
    @supersweetnice 11 лет назад

    God, it is the greatest henge of all!

  • @dmitiriylem6851
    @dmitiriylem6851 11 лет назад

    суровые норвежские тролли.... (с) - кто-то из песни про киргизов.
    а ребята - молодцы) отвлекли меня от работы на полчаса))

  • @jost1f
    @jost1f 11 лет назад

    then i guess you would like these as well ;)
    Ylvis - Someone Like Me
    Ylvis - Jan Egeland
    Ylvis - Pressure

  • @MrSkaanevik
    @MrSkaanevik 11 лет назад

    Hysterisk! Dobbelt så morsom som The Fox

  • @tonyeah
    @tonyeah 11 лет назад

    "Who the fuck builds a stonehenge?" hahaha genius

  • @st1ry1ntz
    @st1ry1ntz 11 лет назад

    This video has a high potential to become a Civic commercial.

  • @vegeta4facherssj
    @vegeta4facherssj 11 лет назад

    the balls part was the best!

  • @thebangtanstraykids
    @thebangtanstraykids 12 лет назад

    Litt gjemt reklame for den bilen eller x'D
    Åh jeg elsker denne sangen!

  • @bosspoke
    @bosspoke 11 лет назад

    it is also deangerously close for jalapenös, calamari and prosciutto commercial, for tourism in wales and well ofc not the biggest but not the least: the stonehenge :P

  • @HRT-n-HST
    @HRT-n-HST 11 лет назад

    I was here before it hit 500,000.

  • @2slobobabe
    @2slobobabe 13 лет назад

    hahaha we have todaiii :))

  • @JearRight
    @JearRight 11 лет назад

    the thing about his life being succesfull in the beginning.. we know! Its Finn - who got more important questions to ask after he got people to remember his name..

  • @BroincFilms
    @BroincFilms 12 лет назад

    ikke drit deg ut, det er et genialt konsept

  • @Skatixflexing135
    @Skatixflexing135 12 лет назад

    theres a quest i cant get out of my head : Why did u raise a stonehenge=?

  • @waqqashanafi
    @waqqashanafi 11 лет назад

    TECHNOLOGAAAAI, THAT WE HAVE TODDDAAAIII