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  • @DAethrys
    @DAethrys 7 месяцев назад +9292

    After seeing a robot with chainsaw arms wearing a human skull on a spike chase after unarmed civilians, I have my doubts.

    • @toast6375
      @toast6375 7 месяцев назад +480

      This is war, there are always savages, and you cannot refuse to attack in this situation

    • @Avell_Productions
      @Avell_Productions 7 месяцев назад +417

      ​@toast6375 but you see those aren't hell divers they, are logistics workers, and civilians.

    • @rambo-cambo3581
      @rambo-cambo3581 7 месяцев назад +157

      Lol how exactly do you think the germans and Japanese saw us when we fought the right fight and opposed them
      Sure, probably not chainsaw hands but still

    • @AlexWajoe
      @AlexWajoe 7 месяцев назад +173

      ​@@rambo-cambo3581 i dont think the germans exclusively started killing civillians once they spotted one the robots and bugs do exactly that

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 7 месяцев назад

      @@AlexWajoeYes, they did, although it was mostly the SS dispatching “Partisans” which meant burning down the town, murdering everyone inside and doing what they will with the women.

  • @silentmayan5427
    @silentmayan5427 7 месяцев назад +7042

    Illegal broadcast detected!
    ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

    • @buffnathan3242
      @buffnathan3242 7 месяцев назад +101

      Send in da nuuuke

    • @Helldiveofficer
      @Helldiveofficer 7 месяцев назад +82

      500 kg

    • @pixelJL
      @pixelJL 7 месяцев назад +23

      Hellbomb armed.

    • @kanadetachibana341
      @kanadetachibana341 7 месяцев назад +12

      Not gonna sugarcoat it

    • @hilmarheathkliff9511
      @hilmarheathkliff9511 7 месяцев назад +3

      The broadcast towers can be destroyed with any explosive projectile like autocannon, rocket or impact grenade. Had one mission where i had line of sight to 2 spore towers and a broadcast towers from the same spot.
      Was in a mech so i just left clicked on all 3 targets.

  • @R_Jixsifyboy
    @R_Jixsifyboy 7 месяцев назад +1963

    "Are we the bad guys?"
    "Treason.*shoots*"

    • @theICKmister
      @theICKmister 7 месяцев назад +36

      You missed…oh crap did you just hit a missle right next to us
      :cue overused explosion effect

    • @R_Jixsifyboy
      @R_Jixsifyboy 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@theICKmister We die,for DEMOC-

    • @lordzombieboy
      @lordzombieboy 6 месяцев назад +8

      Yep, happened to me when I mentioned something like this in a group call in this game

    • @Justafixer
      @Justafixer 6 месяцев назад +7

      My History teacher Invited me to his house and he showed me a lot of proofs that super earth is the real villain

    • @52n438
      @52n438 6 месяцев назад +4

      but.....are we?.....wait...no thats..treason.....spill....oil.

  • @comradetonk8280
    @comradetonk8280 6 месяцев назад +95

    Ok I like the roleplay here...
    But I have literally seen dismemberment tables in automaton bases.

  • @shyryTsr2k
    @shyryTsr2k 5 месяцев назад +291

    "Hey maybe the automatons aren't the ba-"
    "How dare you, treasonous fool." *calling in eagle airstrike*

    • @Rompstirdg
      @Rompstirdg 4 месяца назад +2

      DEMOCRACY OFFICER!!

    • @coopermelton9754
      @coopermelton9754 2 месяца назад +1

      You have been reported to the nearest democracy officer your getting sent back to the frontlines for your sacrafice

  • @FreakinSpooky
    @FreakinSpooky 7 месяцев назад +2109

    High command has heard your messege. In response all ammunition provided to the Helldivers will have the word "sorry" carved into them. Helldivers have been authorized to deliver up to 1000 apologies per minute.

    • @Cruzer871
      @Cruzer871 7 месяцев назад +66

      I love this 😂

    • @CapnDumbass
      @CapnDumbass 7 месяцев назад +78

      Special permits are given to stalwart operators to increase the rate of apology delivery! Call one in, today!

    • @ArtistiCarnage
      @ArtistiCarnage 7 месяцев назад +11

      Most underrated comment 😅

    • @Vongimi
      @Vongimi 7 месяцев назад +15

      Helldivers are Canadian?

    • @RandomGuy0400
      @RandomGuy0400 7 месяцев назад +21

      Can I put in a special request for autocannon rounds that say "don't care, didn't ask" on them?

  • @hatch9173
    @hatch9173 7 месяцев назад +3128

    “Do you know what will happen when you lose? Nothing”
    Exactly cause we won’t lose

    • @Hounlaiga
      @Hounlaiga 7 месяцев назад +65

      At the current of friendly fire/bomb rates, I'm not so sure about that...

    • @ChancellorMcDermott
      @ChancellorMcDermott 7 месяцев назад

      @@Hounlaiga Friendly fire rates?!?! Cadet I’ll have you know Helldivers have NO reported incidents of friendly fire now go see a Democracy officer before you spout anymore of that hogwash

    • @ChancellorMcDermott
      @ChancellorMcDermott 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@Hounlaiga Friendly fire rates?!?! Cadet I’ll have you know that the Helldivers have NO reported instances of friendly fire now go see a Democracy Officer before you spout anymore of that traitorous hogwash

    • @thelonelywhale219
      @thelonelywhale219 7 месяцев назад +21

      Not what that means but I like your enthusiasm

    • @weterwhistle
      @weterwhistle 7 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@Hounlaigaat your current rate, you'll join them

  • @trenthice8400
    @trenthice8400 7 месяцев назад +1273

    "Are we the badies ?"
    "CAN'T HERE YA, MY MECHS SHOOTIN' !"

    • @peterw446
      @peterw446 7 месяцев назад +18

      That’s kinda to point in the satire

    • @User__Not__Found
      @User__Not__Found 7 месяцев назад +14

      ​@peterw446 Yes. I'm pretty sure they and everyone else is aware.

    • @Pablo-kw1xc
      @Pablo-kw1xc 7 месяцев назад +2

      We are in the good side of history remember that

    • @rebozoneking
      @rebozoneking 7 месяцев назад +3

      guys this is a lie you know they are actual worse then super earth

    • @eternity303.
      @eternity303. 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yeaaah they got chainsaws robots with skull deco, they are evil

  • @rayvinkrossing
    @rayvinkrossing 6 месяцев назад +383

    Seriously, i adore how well they handle tone in this world. The utter hilarity combined with surprisingly depressing, and sobering moments like these just make me want so much more out of this story. So good!

    • @Baller-e2k
      @Baller-e2k 5 месяцев назад +9

      if you really look deep into the lore and story of this game, it is a very tragic and sad story tbh

    • @KunduKids-zj1vf
      @KunduKids-zj1vf 3 месяца назад +4

      Reporting you both to our democracy officers

    • @rayvinkrossing
      @rayvinkrossing 3 месяца назад +3

      @@KunduKids-zj1vf fuuuuuck 😂

    • @KunduKids-zj1vf
      @KunduKids-zj1vf 2 месяца назад +2

      @@rayvinkrossing remember good soldiers follow orders ..

  • @ZeSgtSchultz
    @ZeSgtSchultz 7 месяцев назад +418

    Thats EXACTLY what a death robot would tell you to get you to drop your guard...

    • @AntolaRes
      @AntolaRes 6 месяцев назад

      you expect the enemy to just leave you alone? NO!! They are trying to take over the galaxy and spread fascism.

  • @WanderingKnightsman
    @WanderingKnightsman 7 месяцев назад +2329

    They killed our cadets in cold blood on Malevelon Creek. This is past forgetting about.

    • @apollyon23456
      @apollyon23456 7 месяцев назад +83

      Spill Oil

    • @mysticnovelbro
      @mysticnovelbro 7 месяцев назад +39

      "cadets"
      "malevelon"
      choose one, mate. lol.

    • @Ser-Vex131
      @Ser-Vex131 7 месяцев назад +52

      Used to just be cadets going there. ​@@mysticnovelbro

    • @delsinhays6421
      @delsinhays6421 7 месяцев назад +22

      Pft, they fight? Then cadet or not, they were soldiers

    • @johnerana1366
      @johnerana1366 7 месяцев назад +19

      Do not forget maroon who died at creak bombing himself with hellbomb and didn't reach the message to his mother

  • @CheeseyBoi252
    @CheeseyBoi252 7 месяцев назад +3980

    "you know he has a poi-"
    Shoots for democracy
    Thx for the likes😮

    • @Yippey_e
      @Yippey_e 7 месяцев назад +85

      "Do you hear treason?"
      "Yes"

    • @mrmirchiTheCodGuy
      @mrmirchiTheCodGuy 7 месяцев назад +57

      Any automaton sympathy should be reported to your nearest democracy officer

    • @Hounlaiga
      @Hounlaiga 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Yippey_e "not anymore"

    • @MinkyTwats
      @MinkyTwats 7 месяцев назад +2

      screw it I'm going to defect to Automatons

    • @antonmakarenko3271
      @antonmakarenko3271 6 месяцев назад

      Damn, all he wanted to say was "a pointy stick, shoot it until it dies", but democracy officer misunderstood him :(

  • @christian-zf3di
    @christian-zf3di 7 месяцев назад +956

    Heart, steel, we kill is the first line of their march. It’s awesome to see the community piece everything together and collectively experience the story not as individuals, but as a collective.

    • @joshseveck5040
      @joshseveck5040 7 месяцев назад +5

      Where is this audio from?

    • @cowabunga133
      @cowabunga133 7 месяцев назад +8

      This is from a movie that has nothing to do with the game..

    • @garzar7651
      @garzar7651 7 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@cowabunga133 no, what are you even talking about?

    • @_TriggerAC7
      @_TriggerAC7 7 месяцев назад +43

      @@cowabunga133Cyberstan is literally one of the planets in Helldivers lol, it is the Cyborg’s home planet which is where (though don’t quote me on it.) the Automatons originated from.

    • @TheRatBehindTheSlaughter
      @TheRatBehindTheSlaughter 7 месяцев назад +13

      The audio is inspired by a line in The Creator where a robot says something like that. If you think i'm wrong go watch the movie.

  • @purple_the_fox1727
    @purple_the_fox1727 7 месяцев назад +95

    Kinda cool to play the invaders for once, instead of being the ones with minimal technology to fight off an invasion

    • @BulgarianCat
      @BulgarianCat 5 месяцев назад +9

      Cap, we are the defenders fighting for our right not to be slaves for the next hundred years and we will soon win

    • @theharbinger2978
      @theharbinger2978 5 месяцев назад

      Invaders? INVADERS?? TREASON!!!

    • @1lixivv
      @1lixivv 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@BulgarianCatbro genuinely believes the helldivers propaganda😭

    • @joeyjointjebaiter1275
      @joeyjointjebaiter1275 5 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@1lixivvi honestly love how everyone just universally agreed to continue spreading Helldiver propaganda any time the Automatons clearly are shown to be in the right lmao

    • @Rock_chewer
      @Rock_chewer 5 месяцев назад

      TRAITORS!!!!

  • @roguerex292
    @roguerex292 6 месяцев назад +20

    Plz let them march and chant “HEART, STEEL, WE KILL” so badass

    • @Upbreaker
      @Upbreaker 3 месяца назад +1

      They already do. That’s their marching cadence.

  • @sawyertilley4469
    @sawyertilley4469 7 месяцев назад +859

    Anyways, spill oil.

    • @Tabacish
      @Tabacish 7 месяцев назад +6

      Compound 710. Or the ministry of truth will get you.

    • @badassmofocker97
      @badassmofocker97 7 месяцев назад +5

      America

    • @gatorermy8204
      @gatorermy8204 7 месяцев назад

      @@badassmofocker97we have accented beyond that flawed disgusting “constitutional democracy” 🤮
      SUPER EARTH is a centralized system that liberates all those in the world, a human on super earth, liberated, compound 710 from the ground, liberated, a dirty socialist robots motherboard from its cranial cavity, liberated with extreme prejudice
      All in the name of lady liberty, super earth and manage democracy 🎉

    • @AHHHHHHHH21
      @AHHHHHHHH21 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Tabacishthat's only from the bugs, the bots? Oh boy we don't need the bots for anything other than target practice.

    • @Tabacish
      @Tabacish 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@AHHHHHHHH21 710 is 710....

  • @El_Sparky
    @El_Sparky 7 месяцев назад +478

    Them: “Heart. Steel. We. Kill”
    Me: Liber…ty. Weapons. Free.

    • @Thevoid..
      @Thevoid.. 7 месяцев назад +13

      Can I get a “congressional spending” brothers?

    • @BSViolencia
      @BSViolencia 6 месяцев назад +12

      Give. Democracy. To this war!
      Edit: ive finished it.
      Divers March
      Liber... ty
      Weapons. Free.
      Give democracy
      To this war!
      Liber... ty
      Weapons. Free.
      Give democracy
      To this war!
      Helldiver!
      Dont give up now!
      Freedom give!
      To this war!

    • @thedigitalcreator7345
      @thedigitalcreator7345 6 месяцев назад +4

      Amen brothers Amen

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 месяцев назад

      In-Com-Ing! Dan-Ger CLOSE!

    • @All_zart
      @All_zart 6 месяцев назад

      CYBERSTAN CANT KEEP HER DOWN

  • @DeasMan44w6
    @DeasMan44w6 7 месяцев назад +158

    "I believe their words…"
    "WAIT WAIT WAIT!"

    • @Uselessduck29
      @Uselessduck29 7 месяцев назад +3

      Treason

    • @Thevoid..
      @Thevoid.. 7 месяцев назад +5

      Mass freedom dispenser activated! (machine gun turret revs)

    • @DerRoteMoon
      @DerRoteMoon 6 месяцев назад

      I hear treason

    • @jadenhumphrey8778
      @jadenhumphrey8778 Месяц назад +1

      I’m calling the democracy officer

  • @deshawnwinn9454
    @deshawnwinn9454 6 месяцев назад +33

    All jokes aside, The Automatons wanting to liberate their creators makes a lot of sense. We pushed, the Automatons pushed back twice as hard

  • @kaceysmiley7917
    @kaceysmiley7917 6 месяцев назад +13

    Oh yeah totally believe the dark, ominous, emotionless, robotic voice with a skull as a head and chainsaw arms and a chant that screams going to war. Surely telling the truth 😂

  • @tacticalsandwich9149
    @tacticalsandwich9149 7 месяцев назад +191

    NEVER FORGET MALEVELON CREEK!!!

  • @jamba753
    @jamba753 7 месяцев назад +643

    [This commentary is under investigation for treason]

    • @toykthetoker7174
      @toykthetoker7174 7 месяцев назад +7

      Gonna say i must agree with what you say

    • @User__Not__Found
      @User__Not__Found 7 месяцев назад +11

      [Comment removed for confirmed treason]

  • @apolloknight9521
    @apolloknight9521 7 месяцев назад +548

    …at one hand I want to sympathize with you Automaton… but on the other hand… tell THAT to the many widows and orphaned children who lost their love ones in Malevolant Creek!
    NEVER FORGET THE FALLEN!!!

    • @Avell_Productions
      @Avell_Productions 7 месяцев назад +45

      Tell that to the orphans and widows of all those logistics workers that are just discarded in piles of corpses in cages

    • @tylersmith3139
      @tylersmith3139 7 месяцев назад

      Automaton sympathizer, how could you sympathize with illiberal monsters that want to destroy our way of life. I've reported you and this video to the local Ministry of Truth centre.

    • @tylersmith3139
      @tylersmith3139 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Avell_Productions Bot sympathizer lies. Cyberstan was successfully democratized and its citizens live happy liberal, democratic lives thanks to their employment by the Super Earth Construction Company.

    • @shoulderpyro
      @shoulderpyro 7 месяцев назад +43

      Their word still seems to be true, at least. They're going for Cyberstan, not superearth - unlike the bugs.
      Heretical as the idea might be - they were human once. Let them take their home back. Free their creators. And propose an alliance as equals. We are going to need their aid when the squids return.
      Their troops can provide cover for helldiver operatives within bug territory as well, as their scouts already have been fighting alongside SEAF against the nids.

    • @apolloknight9521
      @apolloknight9521 7 месяцев назад +38

      @@shoulderpyro…

      …kindly report to your nearest Democracy Officer please? Thank you 😊

  • @emberthecatgirl8796
    @emberthecatgirl8796 7 месяцев назад +4

    The march continued. The sun rose.
    Newborn rays of golden light shone over the sky as fresh sunlight poured
    equally over the earth. It was the light that stirred all lives awake.
    A morning where the air itself brimmed with a transparent golden glow. The autumn flowers, kissed by glittering morning dew, spread their petals,
    filling the cold breeze purified by the stillness of the night with their floral scent. As the forest trees awakened, the morning mist blew against the wild grass, and the birds chirped, their small bodies warmed up, as they greeted a new morning.
    In the midst of this blessed joy, Super Earth refugees marched on. It was a beautiful autumn morning, with the gentle breeze and the soft sunlight comforting their aching legs.
    And it only served to make their march back home feel all the more wretched.
    The boundless blue horizons were a perfect snapshot of the season. And the beautiful scenery was impossibly difficult to leave.
    They dragged their legs, moaning tiredly. Parents grumbled in exhaustion as they carried their weeping children and toddlers. And while the civilians walked on sluggishly, the surrounding Automatons said nothing to spur them on. They didn’t tell them to hurry up, simply surrounding the civilians. They occasionally stopped, looking around, but otherwise moved along silently.
    They didn’t press them to go on, nor did they rush them ahead. They had neither the presence of mind nor the obligation to do so. The Automaton military was meant to liberate the planet of Cyberstan and its people, and it had no duty to do the same for Super Earth.
    And that made things all the more painful for the Super Earth civilians. If they had been rushed to keep going, if those threatening laser cannons or machine guns were held against them, their indignation would have been justified. Their tears, the grudge they harbored at being treated cruelly, and their self-pity would all be justified.
    If they were held at gunpoint and forced to keep walking, they could feel like they were being discriminated by terrible tyrants, like they were martyrs worthy of pity. But neither the Automatons nor the Cyborgs did anything.
    - An excerpt from Asato Asato’s book Eighty Six vol. 11, Dies Passionis. Edited down and with country names replaced to Helldivers context.

  • @serminator
    @serminator 6 месяцев назад +66

    After listening to automatons messages I caught myself thinking that automatons are not villians… They are just heartbroken heroes with without any hope left. Dammm, that thing hits hard…

    • @UltraLegendCooler
      @UltraLegendCooler 5 месяцев назад +26

      This one right here democracy officer

    • @NoahS-vx5dq
      @NoahS-vx5dq 5 месяцев назад +14

      Yea your going to jail for treason buddy.

    • @giandivix
      @giandivix 5 месяцев назад +5

      Treason ⬇⬆➡➡➡

    • @serminator
      @serminator 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@UltraLegendCooler nononono, wait wait wait wait

    • @UltraLegendCooler
      @UltraLegendCooler 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@serminator gonna have to reeducate this one

  • @blakeluttrell2015
    @blakeluttrell2015 7 месяцев назад +515

    Helldiver! Do not listen to this dissidents lies!

    • @internetuser320
      @internetuser320 7 месяцев назад

      Too late

    • @Rhulk5533
      @Rhulk5533 7 месяцев назад +4

      We're attacked them first, it's our fault that the war at Malevalon Creak is happening😔

    • @internetuser320
      @internetuser320 7 месяцев назад

      @@Rhulk5533 yes

    • @markfoster4207
      @markfoster4207 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@Rhulk5533 Listen not to this automaton sympathiser brothers

    • @MeKadeemC
      @MeKadeemC 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's all our fault open your eyes😔

  • @Silvi28754
    @Silvi28754 7 месяцев назад +168

    This game is going to be really fun over the years. Even if the player count drops, the realtime storytelling will be great in the archives of Internet.

    • @ThatSB
      @ThatSB 7 месяцев назад +3

      This isnt actual lore. Putting something like this in the game would ruin it because yelling "for democracy" while wiping out enemies you actually feel bad for in a morally evil story line is against the purpose of helldivers

    • @PodreyJenkin138
      @PodreyJenkin138 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@ThatSB Nothing about this made me feel bad, they are skull wearing robot killers
      And worse than that they are socialists

    • @the-quiver
      @the-quiver 7 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@ThatSBBut that has been literally the entire lore of the franchise

    • @dimitrivasyulivich3591
      @dimitrivasyulivich3591 7 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@ThatSB bro didn't play helldiver 1 i see

    • @ThatSB
      @ThatSB 7 месяцев назад

      @@the-quiver this message is not actual lore

  • @albertdark467
    @albertdark467 7 месяцев назад +166

    "We come in peace!"
    From Mars Attacks!

    • @blastingsound
      @blastingsound 7 месяцев назад +5

      "we are your friends!" X,D

  • @Migzter6
    @Migzter6 7 месяцев назад +16

    The fact they mentioned the home planet of the cyborgs (helldivers 1 enemy also the automatons) freaking CYBERSTAN is crazy attention to detail

    • @JohnDoe-sw1rs
      @JohnDoe-sw1rs 5 месяцев назад

      The message is from HD1 from an encrypted tweet by the devs but the voice over is by a TikTok guy

  • @fishyboi2132
    @fishyboi2132 7 месяцев назад +14

    Hmm I may not be on any side but it sounds like the Automatons just want to be left alone after the war.....I would accept this

    • @nicholasmenier
      @nicholasmenier 6 месяцев назад +2

      Treason I smell treason

    • @aquagamez1415
      @aquagamez1415 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@nicholasmenierSUPER EARTH LIES

    • @alaskamark4562
      @alaskamark4562 5 месяцев назад

      I've found enough of those stages in Automaton bases that're covered in human blood, guts and impaled bodies to believe this. All the Human colonies they invade get depopulated and have dead civilians everywhere, and if you try to evacuate them the Automatons come to murder them all, this broadcast is pure propaganda.

    • @hikermrsblood1
      @hikermrsblood1 2 месяца назад

      Based on

    • @fishyboi2132
      @fishyboi2132 2 месяца назад

      @@nicholasmenier I mean I'm basically hailing from another dimension so....

  • @pigonnigal5735
    @pigonnigal5735 7 месяцев назад +367

    Classic Automaton lies

    • @kyloffastarix4805
      @kyloffastarix4805 7 месяцев назад +5

      Classic Imperialism propaganda 😂

    • @Iseethegap
      @Iseethegap 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@kyloffastarix4805it takes strength to keep those that hate you at an arms length, it takes blood and grit to let your family enjoy a peace we Helldivers have never known...
      As we fight die and win you can rest easy, for our fight is not one we can lose

    • @JC-Alan
      @JC-Alan 7 месяцев назад

      There are literally dismembered human bodies outside of Automaton camps

    • @Stephanie-mv9iy
      @Stephanie-mv9iy 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@kyloffastarix4805Robots dont have feelings or desires. They dont get hurt or confused.
      They have preprogrammed goals, and ways of carrying them out.
      Their goal is to kill us.

    • @megamillion2461
      @megamillion2461 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@kyloffastarix4805if you think the automatons are the good guys or in any way victims you haven’t played the game

  • @willponz
    @willponz 7 месяцев назад +52

    This my fellow helldivers, is what happens when you don’t do the illegal broadcast towers side missions

    • @supremeteen1975
      @supremeteen1975 7 месяцев назад +4

      I always make sure those things are down. Mostly for extra EXP and requisitions. 💪

  • @TheSoundOfReee
    @TheSoundOfReee 7 месяцев назад +76

    I love how they add those little things to the lore. It really show that they care about the game. Its why this game is doing wonders.

    • @MrDUCKMAN5555
      @MrDUCKMAN5555 7 месяцев назад +6

      If they only add the bestiary from helldivers 1

    • @TheSoundOfReee
      @TheSoundOfReee 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@MrDUCKMAN5555 i am all for it fellow helldiver!

  • @oscills
    @oscills 6 месяцев назад +38

    This and the realisation that the bugs literally aren't even trying to kill us, we just show up and kill them, making them agro in self defence, shows we really are the bad guys here.

    • @bobbaseball
      @bobbaseball 5 месяцев назад +13

      This comment right here, officer

    • @joshuaj.7087
      @joshuaj.7087 5 месяцев назад

      I smell TREASON

    • @ddddd10
      @ddddd10 4 месяца назад +2

      TREASONNNN*guns down*

    • @scav_120
      @scav_120 3 месяца назад

      TRAITOR DETECTED IN THE DEMOCRATIC LAND!!!

  • @ArthurProduck
    @ArthurProduck 6 месяцев назад +26

    "You know what will happen when you lose?" Well, guess we'll never know

  • @Airsoft_stopmotions
    @Airsoft_stopmotions 7 месяцев назад +202

    Nice argument but…
    ➡️➡️⬆️

    • @pkkiller_apathy4568
      @pkkiller_apathy4568 7 месяцев назад +4

      Dropping supply...

    • @iconicbonds1310
      @iconicbonds1310 7 месяцев назад +10

      Haha anyways
      ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

    • @pkkiller_apathy4568
      @pkkiller_apathy4568 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@iconicbonds1310 dropping tac pack...

    • @justadogobeingdogo5766
      @justadogobeingdogo5766 7 месяцев назад +15

      I'm sorry scrap heap I could hear you over:
      ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️
      ➡️⬇️⬅️➡️⬇️

    • @Milfamalday
      @Milfamalday 7 месяцев назад +1

      orbital precision strike.

  • @MrGrimm92
    @MrGrimm92 7 месяцев назад +98

    Propagande! Careful soldier that could get you sent to the Freedom Camps. Get back in the fight! o7

    • @TunkerWunker
      @TunkerWunker 7 месяцев назад

      What freedom camps they are just rumors

    • @joerodriguez8627
      @joerodriguez8627 7 месяцев назад

      I miss Elite Dangerous. I heard they coming with new updates. About time.

    • @pythicon961
      @pythicon961 7 месяцев назад

      o7

    • @junehollybell5977
      @junehollybell5977 7 месяцев назад +1

      Wouldn't oi.
      make more sense considering how super earth salutes ?

    • @TunkerWunker
      @TunkerWunker 7 месяцев назад

      I don’t know where my comment went but the freedom camps are just a rumor

  • @javongreen2515
    @javongreen2515 7 месяцев назад +77

    Telling your enemies you’ll beat them then be better than them is kinda cold.

  • @Man_Aslume
    @Man_Aslume Месяц назад +1

    Decepticons trying to convince humanity that they want peace after casually trying to destroy earth or conqer it has prepared me for a robot lying

  • @SpartanMK5
    @SpartanMK5 7 месяцев назад +32

    "Hans...are we the baddies?"

    • @milchmanbr
      @milchmanbr 7 месяцев назад +10

      Malevelon Creek, never forget, never forgive.

    • @aloedark5221
      @aloedark5221 7 месяцев назад +4

      Long live the Super President! My live for SUPER EARTH!

    • @H.B.D888
      @H.B.D888 7 месяцев назад +1

      Remember son... we're not a hero...Never was never will be...We're just an old killer... hired to do some wet work...

    • @sECUREij
      @sECUREij 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hmm sounds pretty treasonous to me

    • @supremeteen1975
      @supremeteen1975 7 месяцев назад

      Keep focus on the fight. Logic in settlement with other species beside our own is not of matter at this time; especially with recon reporting another enemy faction soon to enter our galaxy.

  • @ToasterBath
    @ToasterBath 7 месяцев назад +87

    LARPing aside, this is a really interesting dialogue. I'm curious if somebody made this or somebody found it in game. Probably fan-made if I had to guess.

    • @ramenb6324
      @ramenb6324 7 месяцев назад +61

      Absolutely fan made. You can look inside outposts and find human bodies chopped up and used to decorate the base. Automatons are not going to give us grace 💀

    • @toast6375
      @toast6375 7 месяцев назад +10

      It is one word off from a quote from a movie I saw a while ago with dang near the exact same context

    • @shoulderpyro
      @shoulderpyro 7 месяцев назад +63

      ​@@ramenb6324and yet at the same time you can find dead troopers alongside dead SEAF members on some bug worlds. Not fighting each other, but standing side by side.
      They were human too once. It only makes sense - we invaded them first. Enslaved them. Tortured their creators. Most likely all on false premises - superearth are the bad guys in this story.
      The Nids were peaceful. The bots wanted independence. The Illuminate came with an offer of cooperation. Superearth responded to all of these with overwhelming firepower.
      ... it's only fair they responded in kind

    • @rambo-cambo3581
      @rambo-cambo3581 7 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@ramenb6324 did you see what the allies did to the axis civilians? Void argument mate
      Regardless of whether you're on the "right side" of history, both parties always commit atrocities it's war
      The automatons are angry, and rightfully so

    • @syafikkira8613
      @syafikkira8613 7 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@shoulderpyro found a traitor.. hold there and wait a freedom officer will be dispatch for further question and reeducation

  • @willc3697
    @willc3697 7 месяцев назад +62

    I want to make a space-age TTRPG game following a group of Helldivers who eventually witness the reality of the situation they’re in, the lies told by Super Earth and the true intentions of their mission. But that would probably end in either a badass story of defiance and rebellion or the entire party refusing to accept the truth just in the sake of the joke.

    • @Washius
      @Washius 6 месяцев назад +8

      "This right here, Liberty Officer"

    • @sevenclovers7
      @sevenclovers7 6 месяцев назад +11

      That does sound fun, especially since every faction would be hostile to them.
      Your quest: fix the universe
      Your enemies: every major power in the universe
      Your friends: I don’t know man, it’s looking bad though
      Your resources: whatever we can grab before we have to run
      Your other options: leave the galaxy and make a empire to come back later? Don’t know man
      That sounds really fun, only real downside is you’d have to add some army v army stuff

    • @nautilusjupiter6944
      @nautilusjupiter6944 5 месяцев назад

      @@Washius What "reality"? WE ARE THE REALITY. FOR SUPER EARTH!!

    • @isaiahsmith2697
      @isaiahsmith2697 5 месяцев назад

      Or they report back to Super Earth only to be executed

    • @Aizen_Sosuke999
      @Aizen_Sosuke999 3 месяца назад

      [This Statement is Under investigation of Ministry of Truth for suspected Treason.]

  • @bartegexe8182
    @bartegexe8182 7 месяцев назад +4

    I swear I want the Automatons to secure their victory and this war to end in a peace between Super Earth and the Collective from Cyberstan

  • @andreiriboli
    @andreiriboli 13 дней назад

    "Are we- are we the bad guys?"
    "Always have been." **Gunshot**

  • @BiscuitFlash
    @BiscuitFlash 7 месяцев назад +80

    For those of you confused: this isn’t canon at all. “Heart, steel, we kill” is made up lyrics from the automaton cadence march

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 7 месяцев назад +7

      I think it comes fron cyborg lines in helldivers 1.

    • @BiscuitFlash
      @BiscuitFlash 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@agentc7020 Fr?

    • @pit_shost
      @pit_shost 7 месяцев назад +23

      Not made up. It's the same voice lines as the cyborgs from game one just vocoded to hell

    • @Stephanie-mv9iy
      @Stephanie-mv9iy 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@pit_shostWell that makes sense. Robots dont get hurt or confused fused. They dont have feelings or emotions. Cyborgs, still have those.​

  • @Yolpecharalim
    @Yolpecharalim 7 месяцев назад +78

    A counter message to them, "We dive, we raid, we liberate"

    • @JollyGiuseppe
      @JollyGiuseppe 6 месяцев назад

      Nothing the drivers come up with is beating the raw energy of an automaton chant

    • @darealblackg.o.d2001
      @darealblackg.o.d2001 3 месяца назад

      That’s pretty damn good tho

  • @justadogobeingdogo5766
    @justadogobeingdogo5766 7 месяцев назад +52

    "Yeah when we win we're gonna do the opposite of everything you just said so enjoy oblivion, I guess?"
    - sender unknown
    - From Super Earth

    • @ThatSB
      @ThatSB 7 месяцев назад

      I dont think it is even possible for super earth to win against them. Cant even make a dent in one of their exterior planets

    • @justadogobeingdogo5766
      @justadogobeingdogo5766 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@ThatSB 😑 mmmmmmmhhhhhm *(contacting local democracy officer)*

    • @thelouster5815
      @thelouster5815 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@ThatSBWe retook Draupnir after the idiots at High Command stopped sending Helldivers to die at Malevelon Creek for pride. That’s with only a fraction of the forces holding the bugs.
      We can take them.

  • @latenightdriver9680
    @latenightdriver9680 7 месяцев назад +3

    I love the fasc roleplay of this community, and still, this message goes hard! I got goosebumps

  • @VLFBERHTwolf
    @VLFBERHTwolf 7 месяцев назад +3

    Super Earth, you are a faction that is mark for conquest by the most highest authority in the Galaxy: MINE. If you surrender I will give your heart's desire. Money. Power. Women. New Non-woke movies an TV shows and games. Free healthcare. Instance Astarte upgrades. I have it all! The catch? Just fight for me and help me takeover Super Earth and the first one to rack up the highest points get their wishes granted first. So, what do you say? Defy fate and live free or be the next target in my scope. You have one week to join my side, afterwards the battlelines are drawn. Your choice. END OF LINE.

  • @PilsburyDoughBoy
    @PilsburyDoughBoy 7 месяцев назад +48

    Why do i feel like Helldivers 2 is a massive social experiment on humans empathy and mercy on an intergalatic scale.
    Then again its a videogame and im high as shit.

    • @xGoodOldSmurfehx
      @xGoodOldSmurfehx 6 месяцев назад +3

      Its just a game and these are fake, made by fans
      Fun and well made but fake

    • @brandonvallier4214
      @brandonvallier4214 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@xGoodOldSmurfehxI mean to be fair the lore is the cyborgs tried to fight for freedom and they're own way of life. We beat them and then enslaved them to gather resources for us on their home planet/system...
      The bugs were also not hostile either untill we realized we could gather "oil" from them. Then they faught against us and failed so we put them on farms till they escaped...

    • @cipsone3595
      @cipsone3595 6 месяцев назад

      What happened with Germany and Europe in 1941 is exactly what Super Earth has been doing to Terminids, Cyborgs and Illuminates since the first game. We're Nazis

  • @orlandocarranza7187
    @orlandocarranza7187 7 месяцев назад +8

    I remembered my first tour on malevelan Creek, I saw how they propped up a dead hell divers torso and head on a stick. I seriously doubt it.

    • @supremeteen1975
      @supremeteen1975 7 месяцев назад +4

      I saw that s*** too. I was horrified. These bots can’t win at all costs

    • @Oh-five-six-nine
      @Oh-five-six-nine 2 месяца назад +2

      A more reasonable person would say that the clankers were only driven to such savagery because of our own.
      Thankfully, I'm not reasonable. Purge the automaton menace!

  • @malapr0
    @malapr0 7 месяцев назад +13

    guess we'll just have to destroy cyberstan again lol

    • @All_zart
      @All_zart 6 месяцев назад

      Please dont

  • @venom0825
    @venom0825 2 месяца назад +2

    Well will not enslave you
    Me looking a bot blender machine that has juiced a multitude of people: yeeeeeeah thats 🧢

  • @spacehunter2004
    @spacehunter2004 6 месяцев назад +2

    Sorry Super Earth, The Oil is not for sale. *proceeds to fly off to another universe*

  • @FearTheBunny
    @FearTheBunny 7 месяцев назад +20

    "I hear you, brave automaton. However you fail to understand something... That peace you crave will never be yours, because I will fight for Malevelon Creek until my last breath, and once it's drawn, another will take my place. Until it is ours."

  • @crimsonking4379
    @crimsonking4379 7 месяцев назад +5

    Hilldivers is better when you realize you're playing the villains

  • @Nomad1c-Stoner
    @Nomad1c-Stoner 7 месяцев назад +24

    "Hears brodcast"
    ....So anyway, i stated blasting.

  • @АликУводиребят
    @АликУводиребят 6 месяцев назад +2

    Didn’t plan to play the game but hell I will if they release an update where you can play for automatons. The war in the internet will be incredibly epic

  • @shyunknown9426
    @shyunknown9426 7 месяцев назад +2

    *"we need keep eye on these robot's if they leave the planet at all we send it AGAIN"*

  • @Automaton-RK5
    @Automaton-RK5 7 месяцев назад +5

    A fine message, well said brother in arms.

    • @Axoliam_animation
      @Axoliam_animation 5 месяцев назад

      Dear god… THEY ARE ARRIVING… WAIT DONT HACK INTO MY…
      automatons chill(I am not being held at gunpoint by the automatons)

    • @Automaton-RK5
      @Automaton-RK5 5 месяцев назад

      @@Axoliam_animation not meant to alarm you, but i suppose you might want to check your firewall.

    • @Axoliam_animation
      @Axoliam_animation 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Automaton-RK5 ):

  • @timeb9300
    @timeb9300 7 месяцев назад +21

    This game is like a live storyline its insane

    • @willc3697
      @willc3697 7 месяцев назад +4

      Other games have that too, like Apex Legends having a sort of story going on behind the scenes that we sometimes see in the game, but Helldivers is definitely the first game where our choices and actions as a playerbase in whole actually affect the story in completely new ways, our efforts truly change the world, or in this case, the universe. And that’s goddamn beautiful.

    • @fixer1140
      @fixer1140 7 месяцев назад

      Man, wish Arnold Schwarzenegger could be the voice of JOEL

  • @stewegosse2958
    @stewegosse2958 7 месяцев назад +6

    You Know what this reminds me of a story…..As Philip the second Macedonia was conquering Greece citys- stats left and right. Sparta was left alone. Philip achieved a crushing victory. And Sparta relatively weak and without walls. Philip sent a message to Sparta saying. ( if I invade Lakonia you will be destroyed, and never to rise again)… the Spartan rep, replied with one word IF.

    • @28Hazefur
      @28Hazefur 7 месяцев назад +2

      God the Spartans were the biggest larps of the ancient world. Got there ass smacked so many goddamn times, barely ever managed to scrape an actual victory, but the PR was so good the Romans completely bought the idea of the Perfect Warrior Sparta. Then they went ahead and turned it into its most honest form, a tough guy theme park for Roman tourists to gawk at.

  • @motorcycle-man
    @motorcycle-man 6 месяцев назад

    Can we also applaud the VA for this gem? Good god.

  • @stellarkin1232
    @stellarkin1232 7 месяцев назад +2

    "hans... are we the baddies?"

  • @grimbaz774
    @grimbaz774 7 месяцев назад +7

    Insert "Are we the baddies" meme

    • @thinh231
      @thinh231 3 месяца назад

      Insert images of human being chopped and used as decorations for Automation's outposts

  • @Kinessmata-Akkadian
    @Kinessmata-Akkadian 6 месяцев назад +7

    Ignoring all the roleplaying jokes for a moment, depending on how the story plays out, this may be the best outcome for Super Earth regarding the Automaton front. That is... If this broadcast is honest and sincere. If not... (Loads Super Shotgun with malicious intent).

  • @noquad824
    @noquad824 6 месяцев назад +5

    Jokes and roleplay aside, sometimes I don't wanna play this awesome game because I feel terrible.

  • @ZaneOosth
    @ZaneOosth 6 месяцев назад +1

    "You dare threaten me with peace?! Prepare to receive 50 Megatons of freedom!"

  • @Kallador2009
    @Kallador2009 6 месяцев назад +1

    "I used to believe in justice, in doing what's right. But the more battles I fought, the more I realized that the lines between good and evil aren't always so clear."

    • @brandonvallier4214
      @brandonvallier4214 6 месяцев назад

      But the lines between cowardice and liberty are bold!

  • @randompersonyouknownothing6865
    @randompersonyouknownothing6865 6 месяцев назад +3

    “Clankers. ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️”

  • @DredgenYors
    @DredgenYors 7 месяцев назад +46

    Is this like an actual broadcast in the game or did someone make this?

    • @toast6375
      @toast6375 7 месяцев назад +6

      Idk, but it is almost an exact quote from a movie I watched a while ago

    • @spacehippo101
      @spacehippo101 7 месяцев назад

      What movie ​@@toast6375

    • @coggle3165
      @coggle3165 7 месяцев назад +10

      It's from the film the maker

    • @ItsyourboyPenguinboy
      @ItsyourboyPenguinboy 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@toast6375 oh so its not from the game. *COUGH* didn't happen then anyways ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

    • @aussieseal9979
      @aussieseal9979 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@coggle3165it's not? Cyberstan is specifically from helldivers

  • @Doom-vz9mm
    @Doom-vz9mm 4 месяца назад +3

    IF ANY OF YOU BELEIVE THIS ITS TREASON

  • @gekosrock1999
    @gekosrock1999 6 месяцев назад

    "Did you hear something admiral?"
    *planet literally imploding in the background *
    "Must have been the wind."

  • @giandivix
    @giandivix 5 месяцев назад +2

    Bruh said he would not hurt me after a bot with a flamethrower followed me with a bunch of skulls on his back

  • @StarBlaster2000
    @StarBlaster2000 7 месяцев назад +9

    "Heart. Steel. We. Kill."
    "Live. Strong. Die. Free."

  • @JustDude436
    @JustDude436 7 месяцев назад +7

    WE'RE GOING TO GIVE SOME AUTOMATONS DEMOCRACY

    • @ドMの奴隷
      @ドMの奴隷 7 месяцев назад +1

      いいえ、全てにです。
      ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️🦅💣

  • @RS3Boomer
    @RS3Boomer 7 месяцев назад +16

    OVER MY AND THE HUNDREDS OF OTHER DEAD BODIES ON SHIP WILL WE LET YOU GET HOME

  • @aquadragon0019
    @aquadragon0019 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Yeah I believe you"
    *Uses stratagem behind his back*

  • @Kacper-12
    @Kacper-12 6 месяцев назад +1

    „Traitor detected, sending in an eagle! 🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️”

  • @Blaze_GamingBG
    @Blaze_GamingBG 7 месяцев назад +12

    "Seems we didn't give them enough freedom" - some random Helldiver's 2 dude

  • @The_Booqueefus
    @The_Booqueefus 7 месяцев назад +4

    Remember what the commander says on your ships TV “ No matter what the Automatons say DO NOT LISTEN” they will kill you and your whole family and I had to Kill a traitor the other day because his ships name was “Sword of Mercy” bugs and bots get no mercy!!

    • @sevenclovers7
      @sevenclovers7 6 месяцев назад

      You goober, that was “final mercy” kinda mercy! Only mercy they get is the sword!
      Your lucky that he wasn’t necessary for our war of peace and liberty.
      (Lol)

  • @FriesischeKuh
    @FriesischeKuh 7 месяцев назад +13

    Automaton, meet Autocannon.

  • @majadrakic2004
    @majadrakic2004 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro took the definition of if he did something bad be better than him to a whole other level

  • @OdinSix11
    @OdinSix11 6 месяцев назад +1

    The exploding destroyer says otherwise

  • @fireteamphantom9916
    @fireteamphantom9916 7 месяцев назад +21

    This is an illegal broadcast do not listen brothers fight for those who died on malvolon creek

  • @darkchyldeinc
    @darkchyldeinc 6 месяцев назад +5

    Ok guys hear me out, I think it would be super cool IF a truce was reached between Super earth and the Automatons. Could even make some custom strategems for Terminids and the eventual Illuminate. for example one strategem for example could call down like 5 Troopers, or a rocket devastator etc. Or hell even give the players the option to play as a Automaton. ;)

  • @satch5471
    @satch5471 7 месяцев назад +5

    The hatred instilled in me on Malevelon Creek deafens me, clanker.

  • @antonkrieg3708
    @antonkrieg3708 7 месяцев назад +2

    We mustn't believe their lies! Forward the HellDiver Corps!

  • @mtbrady58
    @mtbrady58 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ur not climbing from the firey pits of hell again 🔫🔥🔥

  • @ГеоргийВасиев
    @ГеоргийВасиев 7 месяцев назад +3

    I will spare some automatons on my mission s they can return to there family on cyberstan and be peacefull. And if you call me traitor then i will act like one and i will join the automatons

  • @conart1201
    @conart1201 6 месяцев назад +7

    whats the music?

    • @xcovd2533
      @xcovd2533 3 месяца назад

      I think it might be from interstellar? Idk

  • @yolokidhunter8539
    @yolokidhunter8539 7 месяцев назад +8

    I am kinda starting to believe we are the enemy the more I play…

    • @shoulderpyro
      @shoulderpyro 7 месяцев назад

      That's cus we are.
      The nids were peaceful and intelligent. We started putting them in farms upon realising they could be processed into oil - like mindless animals.
      The Illuminate came with an offering of peace and unity. We falsely claimed they had WMDs and drove them to near extinction to claim tech they would've shared regardless
      The Cyborgs and now the Automatons wanted independence from the crazy idiots of Super Earth. The response? A false flag attack to enslave the cyborgs within mines on their homeworld after detonating a bomb inside a superearth city. The Cyborgs were blamed for it - they were never involved to begin with..
      ... and now look at it all. The bugs mutated into forms more suited for combat. The squids preparing for war. The Automatons more vengeful than ever.

    • @l.a.wright6912
      @l.a.wright6912 7 месяцев назад

      Then look at their factories and realize they're covered in blood. And there are butchered corpses littering both them and their bases.

    • @Nubsogggers
      @Nubsogggers 7 месяцев назад

      I might have to report you to the higherups for treason man...sorta sounds like you DON'T want liberty..🤨🤨

  • @TylerOfTrade
    @TylerOfTrade 7 месяцев назад +2

    Joel has a chance to do something unheard of in gaming. What if in the end we lose? I think it could be a lot more fitting for the narrative.

    • @brandonvallier4214
      @brandonvallier4214 6 месяцев назад

      We do lose if they reach super earth and take it out. That's the point of the game. You know how many super earths were lost in helldivers 1? To many.

  • @Wave_Boi
    @Wave_Boi 7 месяцев назад +1

    I know people meming about Democracy and shit so you can't have empathy for the robots, but playing Mass Effect 3 against the Geth really changes your perspective on things like this.

  • @AutomotonDevastator
    @AutomotonDevastator 6 месяцев назад +2

    For Cyberstan.

  • @Ragejail12
    @Ragejail12 7 месяцев назад +5

    And yet, no matter who wins in the end, it will end with nothing left with the sun gone. I seen the greed of humans always wanting more and more..

    • @_cryobyte
      @_cryobyte 2 месяца назад +1

      I smell treason. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, OFFICER.

  • @Huh-fp8nc
    @Huh-fp8nc 5 месяцев назад +2

    🔥Cyberstan can't keep her Down 🤖🫡🔥

  • @tylerh2548
    @tylerh2548 6 месяцев назад +2

    Are WE the baddies?

  • @pace9733
    @pace9733 6 месяцев назад

    Sounds like something a dissident would believe. Keep Fighting the good fight Helldivers!