Yup. These "football fans" only watch one team and think they know everything lol. Then when a player who has been amazing for a long time goes to the premier league they say he's a 'nobody' and a 'bad signing'.
Ronaldinho - You like more the trickery, technical ability and magicianship of football than the raw numbers Zidane - You enjoy elegance in football Pirlo - You really enjoy elegance in football
Yeah, kind of a shame he doesn't really have his place though. He had his moments last season and filled in very well for both KDB and Haaland when needed in the beginning of this one, so Pep really wanted to play him even when those two got back, but he kinda didn't have a place along those two I felt like. I think him in Barca with Nico Williams potentially, and Yamal would be nuts, I feel like he would fit so well with them.
@@Giorgos04 Yess, I don't mind him staying either, I think he could have a future at City, Pep just needs to find the right system to include him in. He's my favourite player though, I really want to see him thrive and reach his full potential.
Hazard is who got me really into the beautiful game. Watched Messi with my family but grew up a chelsea fan. When this guy joined the club I wanted to dribble just like him. Class player with a bad mentality 😭
As a pele fan, it is true. My grandpa was raised and lived his life in Brazil and I always watched Brazillian league matches with him. His favorite team is flamengo, so he loves Zico.
I thought Haaland one was going to be more harsh but that was bearable. Bro also add for Zidane, Ronaldinho, Bellingham, Aguero, Maldini, Ramos, Balotelli and Kane
If you idolize Balotelli then chances are you’ve been suspended from school at least once If you idolize Zidane then you enjoy class with a touch of anger issues
Zidane: You rarely pay attention to stats Ronaldinho: You’re 30 or above and insist he’s better then Neymar Bellingham: You’re 12 Aguero: You like being different Maldini: You prefer defence to offence Ramos: You either also play Rugby or have a shitty driving record Balotelli: You’ve been suspended from school several times Kane: You sympathize with him for his lack of trophies
Del Piero >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maybe not strictly better than the top tier, but my favorite by a long shot. Finishing, technique, loyalty, grace, and gentlemanly conduct.
Compared to other pros, he doesn’t. But compared to us, he definitely has technique. His 1v1 vs van dijk was impressive especially given how big both of them are, and reminds me I could never be pro
I really like him, just because he is such a humble and nice guy. All of this hate for such a good hearted guy and not actual assholes like Vini or Neymar.
As a julian alvarez fan, i think hes perfect at city, all of his teammates are always happy with him and they were all congratulating him after his world cup victory.
Anyone who says Pelé is the GOAT just forgot messi/ronaldo exists and pelé never scored 1000+ goals. people just need to accept that pelé never won 7 ballon dors too plus, even if he “won” 7 ballon dors, messi still has 8. Ronaldo has more goals, messi has more goals and assists, and the only argument is that he had 3 world cups. Y’all never watched him play either outside of youtube clips.
Listen man, just cause I'm American doesn't mean I think he is the best (I do worship him everyday). Also real ones know Riyad Mahrez is the second most entertaining winger in EPL History.
Hey man I just started watching your vids and I am really in love with it they are very funny and entertaining ❤😊 Some video ideas: What your shirt/jersey number says about you
salah one would've been: you are always complaining how was salah better than hazard(even though its so obvious) and how was he the best right winger in pl history
My fav is Pelé, i'm 24, not a boomer, not raised by my parents, its simply because ive seen footage of him and understood that he had everything an attacking player can have, he is the best in history.
Any player can look good in highlights, I know nobody cares but I don't even consider that sport what pele used to play football 👍@@JESUSisComingBackSoon-ue9pc
I really like hazard in his prime in Chelsea. But now he just a rundown player. Didn't have the dedication to be better or try harder. Once he fell off, he just keeps falling
Buddy’s definitely a hazard fan🙏😭
Ans he's right!
I mean he is not wrong that hazard was an absolute baller
@@Unnormal235 so is practically everyone else on this list.
@@Unnormal235the one in your pfp was too
Hazard was insane but he flopped at real madrid and that made people forget how good he was at chelsea
0:52 15 reasons why benzema is the best player to support
The fact the number of likes are 15
My boy benzi 15
1 He likes kids
@@MrFiggleGaming
2. He touches kids
@@UncommonFTBL15 ucls🥶
As a Florian wirtz fan I watched almost 70 percent of leverkusens matches in unbeaten run and I littererally overhype leverkusen up😅
Good for you, he's gr8 player indeed
same bro
literally*
Yup. These "football fans" only watch one team and think they know everything lol. Then when a player who has been amazing for a long time goes to the premier league they say he's a 'nobody' and a 'bad signing'.
@@mr.spinzy2688 shatap buddy
Messi and ronaldo one was on point 😂
If ur favorite player is Benzema ur 15 😏
@@MBAPPE_THE_NINJA_TURTLE 🤯😨 👮 ✋
@@WaltuhGaming1 No NOT ThE POLiCE
@@MBAPPE_THE_NINJA_TURTLEFBI OPEN UP🚨🚨🚔🚔
@@MBAPPE_THE_NINJA_TURTLEok
As Gullit fan I started love him in fifa because of his fifa card everything is 80+
that’s what the vid said
FLORIAN WIRTZ WILL BE THE GOAT
@@davidososeuduehi748 and Jude beligham too
I love Gullit because I’m a Milan fan 💀
@@ABELPLIER I'm a Milanista too
Ronaldinho - You like more the trickery, technical ability and magicianship of football than the raw numbers
Zidane - You enjoy elegance in football
Pirlo - You really enjoy elegance in football
bro got the last one right
Bergkamp ??
Three right in a row
@@Trybicalhis first touch turns you on
Zidane - you enjoy elegance in football with a hint of aggressiveness
If you watch football then you know Maguire is good, every game he played this season was top
FAX DUDE EVERYONE CALLS ME WEIRD WHEN I SAY HE IS GOOD
u r not wrong , maguire has been class this season
Yeah real fans know
@@PatrickDonovan-ns3fg ye
Yeah but the one season where he was playing trash was just so fucking funny
2:34 what are you talking about he’s literally the Lebron James of soccer
😂
bro said soccer 😭😭
Yeah he is going ti win the world cup next year let him cook
@@ahmed-p7h6oit's a joke 😭
bro really just said soccer
As a Salah fan that is completely true. + Mbappw joined them. Yea back to watching table tennis 😅
hey you can still pray that mbapppe somehow destorys his knee or any other career ending injury
@@mammmm7921why would you pray for someone else downfall
@@mammmm7921 too far. But on the bright side I COULD pray for mbappe to be the biggest flop signing? (That ain't happening)
@@FFBlaze0769 Idk man. He isn't performing too great in the euros
you can keep hoping that he keeps up the same performance in the Euros
1:28 100% true
As a R9 fan, I approve that no one ever pays attention to me when I talk about him
Fr, I maybe be under the age of 15 but I watched his career games, trophies, goals, everthing of him, truly one of a kind
Me to i didn't saw him play buy i watched a lot of video and in that Moment he became my favourite
2:13 Alvarez was one of the most consistent starters this season. 36 games, 31 starts in the premier league
Yeah, kind of a shame he doesn't really have his place though. He had his moments last season and filled in very well for both KDB and Haaland when needed in the beginning of this one, so Pep really wanted to play him even when those two got back, but he kinda didn't have a place along those two I felt like. I think him in Barca with Nico Williams potentially, and Yamal would be nuts, I feel like he would fit so well with them.
@@alexflorek6527 As a City fan, I really want him to stay. I think he's very important for the team
@@Giorgos04 Yess, I don't mind him staying either, I think he could have a future at City, Pep just needs to find the right system to include him in. He's my favourite player though, I really want to see him thrive and reach his full potential.
& did what? If he played that much why wS he nowhere near top scorer?
Bro is overrated af
My father has seen Maradona play but his favourite player is Ruud Gullit. He always mentions about watching Gullit play in 1988 Euros
We’re both bengali and both our fathers love Gullit! He watched Platini and Maradona play too!
1:17 why is this so true 😭
"watching him makes you feel better about your own technique." 💀
1:17 WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE😭
As a Zlatan fan, LoL I don't call him God and I used to make those jokes a lot back in 2023. Not anymore, but I still love him
I stopped making them in 2019😭🙏
@@ezirulez4eva175 why bro
talking like 2023 was 2 decades ago
@@pedromarco6528 Ngl I loved football in 2023 and the days aren't to be forgotten so fr fr
0:42 blud spoke the truth
If you're a Pulisic fan, probably you say: ✨️GuYS iT IS aCtUAlLy sOcCEr✨️
The Lebron James of soccer
SOCCERRRRRR
Im an american who loves Pulisic. I call it football man.
@@Screenzxd don’t call it football you traitor
@@chadx233 im nicaraguan too lol
Joke's on you, my favourite player is Timo Werner
R.I.P Pelé 🕊️🕊️🕊️
0:35 - POV Endrick
lol
The Alvarez one was on point 😂
I’m a Neymar fan and u were right on point describing me 😂
My favorite player is Ngolo Kante
Nice
ur prolly kind and support france in the euros
Mine is Modric
Humble merchant
@@kingelectronics4986 I like him too. Sad when Croatia got eliminated
His jokes cannot die because Zlatan will live forever
1:34 was facts tho 💀🥶
Ong
fr
No, he was talented, but a waste cause he didn't work
@@kurtsudheim825didn’t work? Have u watched him play for chelsea
I love this guy💀
As a MESSI fan, I can confirm that is accurate
Not really no
@@goyonman9655cmon bro we really are glazers but so r cr7 fans
@@masteroogway2405
Umm
Cr7 fans are more of die hard glazers
And
Messi fans are more obsessed with Cr7
It's literally the reverse
the salah one is so true bro😂
The r9 one was actually extremely accurate
just beautiful, your work is always a pleasure to watch!
2:21 brooo u ain't slick my 🥷
1:18 as a barca fan that is our dream😭😭
1:41 he's not wrong actually
As a Vini Jr fan. That is true.
Bro Vini is glazed af
@@JamesKehler I just like seeing him play. He's a good Player.
@@JamesKehlerglazed?
Vini isn’t glazed like Barca fans glaze yamal
Fr
The Karim Benzema one 😂😂💀
I understand why this comment doesn't pass 14 likes 💀
15....
@@timwunenraged901ik
oh jeez what has he done
I didn't get it :/
Benzema did do...things with a 15 year old girl. And he was part of blackmailing or something. He is a criminal.
Lewandowski: Your from Poland
No I'm not Polish and I love him more than you
@@Trolly597 Are you sure?
@@NK_shorts1025njk Yes 😍
True what you said about Nico Williams
The ones Who see La Liga (me included) know that this season Nico Did a very good job and Its top 3 LW on La Liga
The Neymar one is diabolical, but accurate for most kids 😂😂😂😂
Hazard is who got me really into the beautiful game. Watched Messi with my family but grew up a chelsea fan. When this guy joined the club I wanted to dribble just like him. Class player with a bad mentality 😭
As a pele fan, it is true. My grandpa was raised and lived his life in Brazil and I always watched Brazillian league matches with him. His favorite team is flamengo, so he loves Zico.
Thanks for mentioning Rodri
Do goalkeepers
0:12 that's right
We dont make Zlatan Jokes. Jokes make Zlatan Us
I thought Haaland one was going to be more harsh but that was bearable.
Bro also add for Zidane, Ronaldinho, Bellingham, Aguero, Maldini, Ramos, Balotelli and Kane
If you idolize Balotelli then chances are you’ve been suspended from school at least once
If you idolize Zidane then you enjoy class with a touch of anger issues
@@BenFc356 bro I legit had experience of both.
GRIEZMANNNN
Paul pogba rudiger
Zidane: You rarely pay attention to stats
Ronaldinho: You’re 30 or above and insist he’s better then Neymar
Bellingham: You’re 12
Aguero: You like being different
Maldini: You prefer defence to offence
Ramos: You either also play Rugby or have a shitty driving record
Balotelli: You’ve been suspended from school several times
Kane: You sympathize with him for his lack of trophies
I am a Ronaldo and Messi fan, this guy is a cricket fan
Del Piero >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Maybe not strictly better than the top tier, but my favorite by a long shot. Finishing, technique, loyalty, grace, and gentlemanly conduct.
🖤🤍
Great test
U havnt even watched him play broooo, unless you watched him in 2010 or so during his time at juve you only like his cuz of clips/moments
@@ZanderPlayz_ Have you considered not everyone on RUclips is 14?
@@nicholasnicholas3416 icl 90% of ppl are kids so I just assumed that you were srry
Bob Charlton: You are Endrick
Haaland may not have the technique, but no one can deny his effectiveness
Man he honestly can't do anything without kdb but I must say his finishing is great
Compared to other pros, he doesn’t. But compared to us, he definitely has technique. His 1v1 vs van dijk was impressive especially given how big both of them are, and reminds me I could never be pro
@@Unnormal235 you clearly haven't seen him at Dortmund or Salzburg 😂
That salah one is mad accurate😂
We need a Pt. 2 with Van Dijk 😍
And Griezmann
@@NotFrizzru play fortnite
@@Morale-_-17 fortnite is gay
Trent
And robo
Man Benzama was personal 😂😂
1:40 YO, howd u know!!!
As a Vini fan, I agree that I am just glad we have him at Madrid
DO HEUNG MIN SON NEXT PLS
Great vid bro. New sub.
Please do Kaká in the next one 🙏
Happy maguire was here
I really like him, just because he is such a humble and nice guy. All of this hate for such a good hearted guy and not actual assholes like Vini or Neymar.
@@Ameisenigelytk he played godly this season and yes, he does have a very good personality. I rarely see him smile nowadays
As a julian alvarez fan, i think hes perfect at city, all of his teammates are always happy with him and they were all congratulating him after his world cup victory.
Do Fernando Torres for part 2
Bro guessed correctly wth the maguire one🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone who says Pelé is the GOAT just forgot messi/ronaldo exists
and pelé never scored 1000+ goals. people just need to accept that
pelé never won 7 ballon dors too
plus, even if he “won” 7 ballon dors, messi still has 8. Ronaldo has more goals, messi has more goals and assists, and the only argument is that he had 3 world cups. Y’all never watched him play either outside of youtube clips.
The goat is maguire (insert sarcasm here)
Anyone who says Pele is the, GOAT is right
Ronaldo’s the goat huh? 0 world cups
3 world cups tho
@@Orangefish429true,no one comes closer,the real goat
Pepe is relatable asf 😭
Cole Palmer ur very cold 🥶 🥶
As an R9 fan, yes he is the goat
0:21 those are actually children under the age of 13
As a Messi and Hazard fan, I'd like to agree with the points made. I would definitely sign my millions to him if I had any
Listen man, just cause I'm American doesn't mean I think he is the best (I do worship him everyday). Also real ones know Riyad Mahrez is the second most entertaining winger in EPL History.
Mahrez? Not even top 3
@@SouthamptonCentral Mate off entertainment alone, in the prem he is the only one who can talk to Hazard
The winger in the EPL who is the best at football I’d definetly Antony
I didn't watch him but....
Best maybe ?
@@snowycadet1714 Nah I’m entertained by Anthony
I wouldn't consider myself a Florian wirz fan but man that was spot on.
2:39 "Because you don't watch football" -> because you watch soccer instead
Lol! Couldn't find mine - Toni Kroos
I like Vini jr so what
Me too
The music playing in the background😂
I have a cousin sister whose 2nd favorite is Salah (after Ramos being 1st) and supports Real Madrid..💀
A weird combo💀💀💀
Is she okay…like mentally
@@kween5600 yes but that's a choice of course. She doesn't care about their relationship
Her emotions when ramos broke Salahs elbow💀
@@Unnormal235 She's new. But when I told her about it she didn't care like..
Hey man I just started watching your vids and I am really in love with it they are very funny and entertaining ❤😊
Some video ideas:
What your shirt/jersey number says about you
salah one would've been: you are always complaining how was salah better than hazard(even though its so obvious) and how was he the best right winger in pl history
Nice
1:45 You right
Pulisic one was on point 😂
2:00 he is tho
I think not!
😂
Bro roasted every Ronaldo fan, respect
Unlike messi fans d1 professional Glazer just like when messi did a simple turn or step over y'all react like he scored a puskas worthy
"Every"
That one ronaldo fan that doesn't know messi robbed and rigged that doesnt know how to read:
Googoogaga
To be fair
Messi fans obsess over Ronaldo more than the other way around
Bro where is musiala many people are fan of musiala you do wirtz but dont mention musiala 😂😂
Make ur own video, dingle berry
because musiala already had all the bayern fans and people who watch bundesliga before
I'm a fan of Musiala
Wirtz>>>>>>>>Musiala
Why musiala or wirtz yes but Lewandowski no
The last one 😭😂
Florian Wirtz one is so true...i literally never watched any Leverkusen's entire match...the only one i did i got disappointed.
This was so accurate 😂😂😂
My fav is Pelé, i'm 24, not a boomer, not raised by my parents, its simply because ive seen footage of him and understood that he had everything an attacking player can have, he is the best in history.
Even pulisic can beat Pele head to head on
@@SEELE_1 Did u watch any footage of him, there is plenty on the internet.
Any player can look good in highlights, I know nobody cares but I don't even consider that sport what pele used to play football 👍@@JESUSisComingBackSoon-ue9pc
bro every time you talk about a player, I stop and die inside for the fun (it’s 3:05AM)[btw all you say is real😂]
you gained a new follower😂❤
after watching all the video, I can say that also you consider Cruijff, Maradona and Totti trinity of football (I’m italian roma fan)
Do Cole Palmer he’s my favorite
proud messi glazer ✊✊
If you're a Pulisic fan, you're probably American and think he's the "LeBron James of soccer".
I really like hazard in his prime in Chelsea. But now he just a rundown player. Didn't have the dedication to be better or try harder. Once he fell off, he just keeps falling
As a Mbappe fan i can confirm
Favourite player: Musiala
GOAT: Thomas Müller
As a Florian wirtz fan I have been a fan of him since 2021
Shout out to Eric Dier, he was rock solid in Bayern defence last season..he's supposed to be playing in euro 2024 tho.
Yeah. If they wouldn't play a terrorball, they would really need him.
0:28 wdym antonys such a goat 🥶🥶
as a 3-year-old Rodrygo fan, you are completely right.
"Cristian Pulisic; you're american and you probably think he's the top three player in the world" 😂😂😂
Didn’t expect to actually see Alvarez here ❤