Pat, I think you’d love watching Matt’s videos of these. So, I absolutely recommend more! ... Also, I have my own dumb breakup reason. He ate my rice bowl at a restaurant. To be fair though, I had to pay for his food, I didn’t get a say for what the restaurant was, and there were so many other things that I tolerated in the past that the rice bowl broke the camel’s back. He essentially didn’t tell me he “forgot his wallet” until after we had to pay and I was in between jobs because life was getting back to normal after a *tornado destroyed my house and left me jobless.* Asshole. You can tell I’m a bitter bitch. Especially since he’s stuck in my friend group and clueless why I won’t hang out with him
@albericponcedeleon2696 He asked “Can I have some?” and since the thing was massive, I let him Last thing I expected was that ‘some’ would be ‘the entire damn thing when I get up to use the restroom’. RIP 20$ rice bowl. You were going to be my lunch for the next day
4 years of making a long distance relationship work while we figured out where our lives were going. Then, days after Valentine's Day she dumped me because I wouldn't drop everything and move to the other side of the country. Bear in mind of the two of us I was the one with a steady job, consistent income, and a better job lined up.
1:38 Assuming that the psychic actually did have magick powers and could actually know that for a fact, this is a gross violation of privacy. Having superpowers doesn't exempt you from ethics!
I gave him gifts on valentines day and he did not give me anything, I didn't really mind it, but then he broke up with me the day after. Apparently he had found someone else like a week earlier and just waited until after valentines so he wouldn't miss out on free gifts.
I actually love your deadpan humor, it's hilarious. I'm basically the same, so I can usually tell, and can relate to people not knowing when I'm joking.
I couldn't stop laughing at the soccer Mexican one cause that was literally my brother (without the breakup) dark tan and hair so thick it was essentially a white man's afro
Broke up with an antivax girlfriend who was always pissed at me during the pandemic for refusing to see her within less than 2 weeks of seeing my incredibly fragile, cancer-wridden father whom I was caring for most weeks at the time... And god forbid I attempt to discuss vaccination in any way. Like seriously woman you expect me to put my dad's life on the line just to get laid? Wtf
I broke up with my girl because she said I was too good of a man for her and she got scared (because of past trauma). We are back together now because we still had feelings for each other
That happened to me twice. I think the first girl meant it (also had trauma), but I think the second just wanted to break up and it was one of her excuses.
The one who "couldn't condone cheating" just wanted it so that she was the one who ended things because she was one hundred percent in the wrong for cheating in the first place.
8:58 “I literally just can’t right now” Me: *ptsd flashbacks from my mum kicking me out using those words two weeks ago I am only fifteen and I’m a menace*
Dude the 1st post hit me so hard😢 I got betrayed & lost everytging 5 years ago & now I'm fearing from the slightest sign of sus behavior as an incoming betrayal.
Any reason that's like the last one and getting pneumonia on their birthday just reeks of narcissism. I will never fathom getting angry at someone for getting seriously sick or getting a serious injury, unless they did something seriously dumb beforehand that caused the illness or injury. But seriously, just how utterly self-centered do you have to be to consider those kinds of things a good reason to break things off with someone?
I broke up with my first relationship as an April fools joke. He didn't take the joke, and we actually broke up. I'm glad cause he believed animals didn't have souls.
@@falsnamae3511 yknow that souls are basically the conscience? Which we don't know how it works and why it happens at all, and we dont know what happens after death (people saying they died isnt evidence, some say they saw nothing while others say they saw smth, like Jesus or some random thing, the only way to connect this, other than say one of those weren't dead and actually add nothing to the convo and start back at 0, is if something is created by what the person thought existed, but then we would still need to have something for that after death) so you're also saying trash
@@falsnamae3511 So what if it was created to make people feel better about existance? I kinda doubt we're ever get all the answers, but even if we do at some point, until then, I'd rather people feel comforted by the promise of an afterlife than feel despair at thinking this is all we ever will get. Wouldn't you, since it helps people avoid mental issues and/or struggling with their mortality? Now, I'm an atheist, I have a crapton of hangups about religion and religious people, but otherwise, I don't care.
@@falsnamae3511 you see a breakup reason and the first thing you do is call them "insane" and tries to prove them wrong? you're either ragebaiting or somewhat of a loser
Someone broke up with me because i took out our relationship date, not my status, out of my profile on tiktok. After not talking for about 3 months after he ghosted me. I no longer have a relationship or a tiktok 😂
Had an ex break up with me because she, "didn't actually like me, she just liked how I treated her" She ended up being in an abusive relationship after that.
0:09 oddly had one myself in middle school/high school I went out with the girl for a year but she would only let me kiss her cheek and she wrote a letter saying she really liked me but don't call she doesn't want her parents to know. Found out later she cheated on me for 6 months but her reason for breaking up wasn't the cheating it was because I didn't call her because she said not to call her because her parents would find out. Such a weird thing but now married and been with my wife 17 years (5 years married this year wise tho). 12:10 ah that brings up my 1st girlfriend that lasted 1 day went to her house with a bouquet of roses and she answered the door and she said "uh didn't your brother tell you I'm going out with him". Yeah great times.
I dont think its dumb.. but then again it was annoying. he would take me to the same place every time we hunned out together to play magiic the gathering cards with his friends... and we only got to hang out on weekends since we both worked and it was every week.. and i did tell him i wanted to go somewhere else for a change and it just never happened.. soo yeah
Eh... I would say it's more horrific to leave someone without a reason, let someone choose to change what annoys you or keep it the same tjeir emotions are their responsibility
Pat reacting to a Matt Rose video wasn't on my 2024 bingo card but I'll take it
But more Matt Rose reactions are now wanted
Yeah me neither
@@EthoPhoenixyes we are
same
"Machine gunning out the racism" is NOT something I was expecting to hear today
Honestly if your girlfriend was dumb enough to actually take a psychic's advice seriously, you may have dodged a bullet.
Yeah, anyone guillible enough to believe a psychic is a moron.
Pat, I think you’d love watching Matt’s videos of these. So, I absolutely recommend more!
... Also, I have my own dumb breakup reason.
He ate my rice bowl at a restaurant.
To be fair though, I had to pay for his food, I didn’t get a say for what the restaurant was, and there were so many other things that I tolerated in the past that the rice bowl broke the camel’s back. He essentially didn’t tell me he “forgot his wallet” until after we had to pay and I was in between jobs because life was getting back to normal after a *tornado destroyed my house and left me jobless.* Asshole.
You can tell I’m a bitter bitch. Especially since he’s stuck in my friend group and clueless why I won’t hang out with him
Honestly, that sounds pretty valid to me. Man broke one of life's most sacred rules: "never, ever mess with someone's food".
@albericponcedeleon2696 He asked “Can I have some?” and since the thing was massive, I let him
Last thing I expected was that ‘some’ would be ‘the entire damn thing when I get up to use the restroom’. RIP 20$ rice bowl. You were going to be my lunch for the next day
4 years of making a long distance relationship work while we figured out where our lives were going. Then, days after Valentine's Day she dumped me because I wouldn't drop everything and move to the other side of the country. Bear in mind of the two of us I was the one with a steady job, consistent income, and a better job lined up.
1:38 Assuming that the psychic actually did have magick powers and could actually know that for a fact, this is a gross violation of privacy. Having superpowers doesn't exempt you from ethics!
PATT IS REACTING TO MATT ROSE SOUND THE ALARMS WOOOOO
I gave him gifts on valentines day and he did not give me anything, I didn't really mind it, but then he broke up with me the day after. Apparently he had found someone else like a week earlier and just waited until after valentines so he wouldn't miss out on free gifts.
What a selfish bastard.
I actually love your deadpan humor, it's hilarious. I'm basically the same, so I can usually tell, and can relate to people not knowing when I'm joking.
Honestly, changing your name to Holly Jolly would be quite a wholesome power move.
I couldn't stop laughing at the soccer Mexican one cause that was literally my brother (without the breakup) dark tan and hair so thick it was essentially a white man's afro
Broke up with an antivax girlfriend who was always pissed at me during the pandemic for refusing to see her within less than 2 weeks of seeing my incredibly fragile, cancer-wridden father whom I was caring for most weeks at the time... And god forbid I attempt to discuss vaccination in any way. Like seriously woman you expect me to put my dad's life on the line just to get laid? Wtf
I broke up with my girl because she said I was too good of a man for her and she got scared (because of past trauma). We are back together now because we still had feelings for each other
That happened to me twice. I think the first girl meant it (also had trauma), but I think the second just wanted to break up and it was one of her excuses.
Her: You're too good for me.
You: I think you're on to something.
The one who "couldn't condone cheating" just wanted it so that she was the one who ended things because she was one hundred percent in the wrong for cheating in the first place.
5:16 Green tea also contains a bit of caffeine like a coffee,so it can be addictive
I’m sorry but this is such a stupid reasoning
8:58 “I literally just can’t right now”
Me: *ptsd flashbacks from my mum kicking me out using those words two weeks ago I am only fifteen and I’m a menace*
Dude the 1st post hit me so hard😢 I got betrayed & lost everytging 5 years ago & now I'm fearing from the slightest sign of sus behavior as an incoming betrayal.
Any reason that's like the last one and getting pneumonia on their birthday just reeks of narcissism. I will never fathom getting angry at someone for getting seriously sick or getting a serious injury, unless they did something seriously dumb beforehand that caused the illness or injury. But seriously, just how utterly self-centered do you have to be to consider those kinds of things a good reason to break things off with someone?
10:47 ‘When Holly met Jolly’
I’m sorry. If they dump you for any of these reasons, they’re probably not worth being in a relationship with.
I broke up with my first relationship as an April fools joke. He didn't take the joke, and we actually broke up.
I'm glad cause he believed animals didn't have souls.
@@falsnamae3511 yknow that souls are basically the conscience? Which we don't know how it works and why it happens at all, and we dont know what happens after death (people saying they died isnt evidence, some say they saw nothing while others say they saw smth, like Jesus or some random thing, the only way to connect this, other than say one of those weren't dead and actually add nothing to the convo and start back at 0, is if something is created by what the person thought existed, but then we would still need to have something for that after death) so you're also saying trash
@@falsnamae3511 So what if it was created to make people feel better about existance? I kinda doubt we're ever get all the answers, but even if we do at some point, until then, I'd rather people feel comforted by the promise of an afterlife than feel despair at thinking this is all we ever will get. Wouldn't you, since it helps people avoid mental issues and/or struggling with their mortality? Now, I'm an atheist, I have a crapton of hangups about religion and religious people, but otherwise, I don't care.
@@falsnamae3511 you see a breakup reason and the first thing you do is call them "insane" and tries to prove them wrong? you're either ragebaiting or somewhat of a loser
How is it possible that my all time favourite streamer reacts to the best youtuber I discovered in 2024??
There has to be a reason.
Pat, if you reacted to every single Matt Rose video in existence I'd give you the generous donation of £2.00 in four years time
To be fair I would like to name my first daughter Holly..
Someone broke up with me because i took out our relationship date, not my status, out of my profile on tiktok. After not talking for about 3 months after he ghosted me. I no longer have a relationship or a tiktok 😂
I love Matt Rose, I’m surprised (but happy) you’ve done this reaction to one of his videos!
I got broken up with because I’m lactose intolerant and she believed I was offended that she could drink milk
One of the dumbest reasons I’ve ever had
Had an ex break up with me because she, "didn't actually like me, she just liked how I treated her" She ended up being in an abusive relationship after that.
Matt Rose? Didn’t expect that
You're the only one on this plane today, the group of people headed to the psychic festival cancelled last minute
The orgasm one still confuses me…who breaks up with their partner because they themselves was doing a good job? Lol
Patterz, i don't think you're real anymore, i think we should break up...
You should definitely watch more of Matts content, it's some of the funniest videos I've watched
pat should collab with mat ngl
Pat... Mat.... *gasp* MatPat! *insert Game Theory intro*
0:09 oddly had one myself in middle school/high school I went out with the girl for a year but she would only let me kiss her cheek and she wrote a letter saying she really liked me but don't call she doesn't want her parents to know. Found out later she cheated on me for 6 months but her reason for breaking up wasn't the cheating it was because I didn't call her because she said not to call her because her parents would find out. Such a weird thing but now married and been with my wife 17 years (5 years married this year wise tho). 12:10 ah that brings up my 1st girlfriend that lasted 1 day went to her house with a bouquet of roses and she answered the door and she said "uh didn't your brother tell you I'm going out with him". Yeah great times.
Never thought I'd hear Pat say both "penis" and "orgasm" in the same video 😂😂
Having just broken up I’m realizing how good It went compared to this lmao
10:14
what do you think a milkshake is made of? It's ice cream with milk added in. It is definitely ice cream
No wonder relationship are a mess nowadays
Those were crazy. None of my reasons for breaking up/being broken up with are funny enough lol
Wow! Patterz reacted to the Furby guy!!
OOH NAY TAY OOH NOM NOM WAAAAH
Just from the thumbnail and title I knew he’s gonna react to Matt rose
Ngl a milkshake is a icecream
I love pat and Matt rose so this is very nice
you NEED to watch matt rose more he's amazing
My ex nearly dumped me because I fell asleep without saying goodnight to her
I'm afraid that my laugh is too strange to get a boyfriend.
Could you describe it at all?
I dont think its dumb.. but then again it was annoying. he would take me to the same place every time we hunned out together to play magiic the gathering cards with his friends... and we only got to hang out on weekends since we both worked and it was every week.. and i did tell him i wanted to go somewhere else for a change and it just never happened.. soo yeah
You should react to Batman A.I script
Great video Pat! 😊
Matt + pat = MATPAT?
(just a theory though)
omggggggggggg i love matt rose
7:44
WHY DO YOU CARE
it's already in your mouth!
Insert skull emoji
Heck yeah matt rose
Pleas react to more of matt rose
I LOVE MATT ROSE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Love your content 😊😊😊❤❤❤
MATT ROSE
im not looking for a cow... or a boyfriend
Is the ghost hot?
Welp, this is the video of time.
Well i broke up with a bf because he was always chewing gums and making noises with it which i find gross so i aint better than them 😂
shkebede dayeleta
Aha now gen z cant say first.we did it boys🎉🎉🎉
Someone already said first
What you talking about gen z? Gen x was doing it first
I'm sorry
We broke up cos I'm not able to work
Patterz reacts to Matt rose?
7:36
Day 1 reacts to oversimplified new video part 2
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Eh... I would say it's more horrific to leave someone without a reason, let someone choose to change what annoys you or keep it the same tjeir emotions are their responsibility
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Hello why people be so stupid