People say "why don't you get a deck tracker, they're free", but what they don't realize is you need 4 friends and a pickup truck to move one and you have to measure all your doorways
Rarran. 2 things. 1. I missed your beautiful face thank you for bringing it back. 2. Please tell me you can actually claim the Rag skin as a tax write off
He absolutely can because he used it to make a youtube video about it that earned more than 60$ worth of income tax. So he gets to write it off on that tax.
@Jukantos I didn't say he couldn't write it off. I said that doesn't make it free. If he makes $500 on a video and pays 25% tax then his profits are $375. If he spends $50 to make a $500 video then his taxable income is $450 and take home is $337. Less cost = more profit, even if you can write off the costs.
ask a guy how his day was and he'll give you a one word response but ask him what's the strongest animal you think he could take in a fight and you'll learn more about him and how he views the world than you ever could otherwise
@@vhaelen326 I mean, we're only 'the most dangerous' as a community. Take away the knowledge we've gained from society, and all of our technology - from there we'd be mid-teir. - Without weapons the only things we can realistically win against are animals that we have a large mass advantage on - and even then, there are a lot of small animals that could easily take us to a draw. (Particularly venomous animals, but even then there are a lot of small animals with large claws that could cut our gut open if we got too close) Knowledge and comradery is a real requirement for humans to stand on top.
Fairy Tale location sat in your hand idk how many games. I think it should be replaced with removal or a board wipe or something that you're actually going to play. You've played against so many decks in this video that are just board heavy or grow their stats. A hex would have dealt with amalgam, yogg, the 6/10 mini guy. I know you don't usually play a deck again but just my thoughts.
@@WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep i mean, yeah because coyotes like most animals run when they lose, but seeing as this is a theoretical thought experiment im gonna assume its till either loses aka dies, so no running away i'd still give him a 7/10 depending on the exact situation, if he sees the coyote comming from like a longer distance that could bump things up to an 8/10, you can take off your shirt/sweater/jacket/whatever and wrap it around your nondominant hand to shove it in the coyote's mouth which is his main weapon, if he gets jumped by the coyote it goes down to a 5/10
@@vhaelen326 It's realistically 99% win/survival rate. They simply don't really have the capacity to deal lethal damage to an adult human, given that all our vulnerabilities are generally quite out of their reach. Their claws aren't much different than a mid-sized dog, so scratches could certainly result in blood loss, but ultimately pretty shallow. They do however have a pretty impressive bite force - but given their small jaw and extremely short stature, the only place they could reasonably bite is our limbs. Their only real chance to win would be to get ahold of our neck, which we'd need to make a huge mistake to allow them to get that close. If we simply get ahold of them, there isn't really anything it can do - even just kicking at the fella' could do serious damage to it.
You could take a singular coyote for sure. But if you only run into one coyote, you either caught him slipping or he's leading you into a trap and he thinks the crew can get you
For people to know a cayote is like a german sheperd in size and strength. Mostly any adult human can beat even kill bare handed those animal. But will probably be injured in the process. If its a pack thats an other story
I don't think you understand how badly a coyote would tear you up lol. Everyone's like "They're basically dogs, you'd be fine" - a dog would fuck you up as well. You're thinking of it like it's a fist fight - this dude has knives for a mouth. You are toast every time.
Have you ever seen a coyote? They top out at about 40 pounds. An adult male of average weight would win almost everytime if it was a fight to the death.
Most healthy adults win a fight vs most dogs (caucasian shepherds might be one of those exceptions). You wouldn't come out of the fight without damage, sometimes serious, but assuming proper, timely medical attention, you live and dog dies.
Coyote's actually have an advantage over most dogs, in their bite force - it's almost twice that of an average dog... But even if they bite down on one of your limbs, and yes they'll likely reach the bone - unless you're a real coward or wimp, that ain't gunna end the fight or kill you. With their small jaw, they'd almost need to specifically have to bite down on our neck to be able to kill a human, cuz it'd be pretty hard for them to bite down on our girthy stomach - and their claws would scratch too shallow to do serious damage. In comparison, we can do serious damage with a relatively safe kick - and if they do actually latch onto us with a bite, we could just grab onto them from there and game over - slam them into the ground or sit on them or whatever you want, our body weight advantage is huge. -The reason wolves are so dangerous, as a comparison - they can weigh as much a human - so they're much harder to overpower, they have way more lethal options against us given they their claws are nearly twice as large as a typical coyote or dog (So they can actually cut us deep enough to cause serious blood loss, and they have a much higher chance of reaching organs if they slash our stomach.) They also have nearly twice the bite force of a coyote, so they wont merely bite into bone, they have a chance to fracture or crush bone. - They also have the capacity to knock us off our feet, so our neck is much more vulnerable, and they are certainly smart enough to identify the weak point. The average human without survival experience would lose to a wolf almost 100% of the time - best case scenario, you go to a draw. If you stand your ground against a wolf, it likely wont attack you. Wolfs are smart pack animals and don't like to take big risks, so they're weak to intimidation. Rather they'd prefer to chase and follow you until you tire out or drop your guard - which isn't the most effective tactic against humans, since we've got good stamina and are good at finding shelter/climbing - assuming we don't panic or recklessly try to run away. -When judging which animal will win in a fight, there are 2 main considerations. 1. Body mass/Muscle mass. Simply being large is big enough of an advantage for many animals to be (mostly) untouchable. It's like the whole strategy of elephants, blue whales, ect. 2. Tools. This is claws, fangs, venom, a sturdy pelt (Think honey badger), ect. Tools are a great way to even the odds against larger animals - BUT usually this advantage is only good enough to take on animals that are like 50% larger than you or so. For example, a Rhino VS a Elephant - a Rhino does technically have a much more useful weapon, but weighing about half as much as a Elephant, they almost always lose those fights. Past that weight difference, tools will likely only help get you to a draw at best. Like yeah, a small venomous snake could easily kill a human (depending on the snake) - but as a human 200 times that snake's weight, we could kill that snake in seconds, too. (And note, humans are probably one of the weakest animals in our weight class, given our lack of tools, assuming we're not relying on knowledge or technology.)
Anyone who says that Rarran couldn’t beat a coyote in a 1v1 has no idea what a coyote is. Especially that one who compared them to a bulldog. They’re fucking scavengers and small prey hunters; the coyote wouldn’t last a round.
Why would they use Jason Mamoa in a weird like Karen wig as a playable character and Jack Black as Steve in the new Minecraft movie? Such weird decisions. God forbid they pick original actors, unseen actors, actors that make sense. It's like Jason, Jack Black, the Rock, Kevin Hart, marvel dudes are the only men I've seen in movies in the last few years in anything I considered interesting. Also the animation for the movie looks worse than most home made animations based of Minecraft. Very disappointing. Lot of people in the trailer comments saying that they wanted to one up the bad movie that Borderlands put out.
Are we talking about a prime coyote or random, odds of it being a child, baby, lame or ill are likely, + captive ones that would be less violent, they are also pack animals so i reckon outside of a rare albino giant coyote I think it would be a dub
i mean usualy youre talking about the average animal but i think it comes down to the situation, if you see the coyote coming you have better odds i'd say about 8/10, you can quickly take of your shirt/jacket and wrap it around a hand to shove in its mouth which is like his main offense, if you get jumped out of nowhere its closer to a 50/50
I've been trying to get back into hearthstone and would like to play standard again but I'm having trouble getting cards that are actually in meta, any suggestions?
Make a new account, do the apprentice track and that will open up the game for you a bit. However if your account is old and you came back you don't have that option. So making a new account is the quickest way to get back into standard.
@MoreRarran dude, i never heard that taking adhd meds changes personality lol, i take them for about an year and have a friend that is a streamer that started taking it a while ago too and neither of us changed a bit
Personally, I could beat a coyote and Im a kinda small dude. I live in the south and see them often enough while delivering overnight so I know for a fact they’re more scared of me than I am of them and thats all the edge you need.
Yes, any healthy adult should be able to kill a coyote 1 on 1; unless your region has the weird wolf-coyote hybrids that have been taking over the east coast of North America.
@@royaloreo1275 my guy ... you cant cheat in a theoretical thought experiment... "hand to hand" doesnt mean only hands in this case it means no weapons, his mouth isnt a weapon its a part of its body so biting is fine, you can bite too, but you cant use weapons
Adhd meds don't alter your personality in adults... They're also not magical hyper focus "limitless" pills. If you're not experiencing the downsides of ADHD in your daily life you have no reason to use them.
I’m currently running a really scummy double wish therazane Ely Shaman on ladder. I’m fishing for the match where I get the perfect discovers to get one of my little weenies up to 100+ for the memes. Please shame me and suggest better options for a demented control player.
Not every deck has to be highlander. Play 2 copies of minions and you get consistant cards like a card to play turn 2 or 3. Also in your collection of 5 decks remove 2 cards that dont spark joy and put in rustrot viper and the new zephrys. Every single class has weapons that hit your face And rogue having Spectral Cutlass.
Open field, Rarran vs single coyote, Rarran wins by forfeit when the coyote runs away. In a cage match, Rarran is finished, a coyote would easily have more strength in its bite than he has in both hands.
him choosing to buy or not to buy the skin has absolutely 0 impact on anything. hes not shilling for them, he says straight up not to buy it in this video. just let the man live
I enjoy Rarrans content but i find it extremely distasteful how money hungry he is. He mentions profit or how his business is affected more than he even talks about the game and it just sounds so greedy. Makes it hard to enjoy the actual content
look at this idiot who bought the rag skin, everyone point and laugh hahahahahahah
It's a tax-write off right?
Right?
Please?
still costs less than a decktracker
Every time you buy the big expensive thing that isn’t great I get more disappointed in you mr. Streamer
😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵
Point
People say "why don't you get a deck tracker, they're free", but what they don't realize is you need 4 friends and a pickup truck to move one and you have to measure all your doorways
Rarran. 2 things.
1. I missed your beautiful face thank you for bringing it back.
2. Please tell me you can actually claim the Rag skin as a tax write off
Of course he can he bought it for his job
Even if its a tax write off it's not free, he just saves the difference on the tax not paid.
He absolutely can because he used it to make a youtube video about it that earned more than 60$ worth of income tax. So he gets to write it off on that tax.
@Jukantos I didn't say he couldn't write it off. I said that doesn't make it free. If he makes $500 on a video and pays 25% tax then his profits are $375. If he spends $50 to make a $500 video then his taxable income is $450 and take home is $337. Less cost = more profit, even if you can write off the costs.
ask a guy how his day was and he'll give you a one word response but ask him what's the strongest animal you think he could take in a fight and you'll learn more about him and how he views the world than you ever could otherwise
tbh i think i can take down the most dangerous animal on the planet: a human
now before you call me out, i AM a human so technically i could...
@@vhaelen326 I mean, we're only 'the most dangerous' as a community. Take away the knowledge we've gained from society, and all of our technology - from there we'd be mid-teir. - Without weapons the only things we can realistically win against are animals that we have a large mass advantage on - and even then, there are a lot of small animals that could easily take us to a draw. (Particularly venomous animals, but even then there are a lot of small animals with large claws that could cut our gut open if we got too close)
Knowledge and comradery is a real requirement for humans to stand on top.
no way he pissed on the mic like that
Rarran: John Smith? if that’s even your real name
Conman: 100% REAL
Fairy Tale location sat in your hand idk how many games. I think it should be replaced with removal or a board wipe or something that you're actually going to play. You've played against so many decks in this video that are just board heavy or grow their stats. A hex would have dealt with amalgam, yogg, the 6/10 mini guy. I know you don't usually play a deck again but just my thoughts.
Coyotes are pack animals and they aren't that big. Wolves, those are scary. Coyotes are like weird dogs, and not even big ones.
Your forgetting this guy plays card games for a living, I would put him against anything bigger than a Corgi
Coyotes have never killed an adult human ever so he's all good
@@WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep i mean, yeah because coyotes like most animals run when they lose, but seeing as this is a theoretical thought experiment im gonna assume its till either loses aka dies, so no running away
i'd still give him a 7/10 depending on the exact situation, if he sees the coyote comming from like a longer distance that could bump things up to an 8/10, you can take off your shirt/sweater/jacket/whatever and wrap it around your nondominant hand to shove it in the coyote's mouth which is his main weapon, if he gets jumped by the coyote it goes down to a 5/10
@@vhaelen326nah dude it’d be like fighting a small husky, rarran has that all day
@@vhaelen326 It's realistically 99% win/survival rate. They simply don't really have the capacity to deal lethal damage to an adult human, given that all our vulnerabilities are generally quite out of their reach. Their claws aren't much different than a mid-sized dog, so scratches could certainly result in blood loss, but ultimately pretty shallow.
They do however have a pretty impressive bite force - but given their small jaw and extremely short stature, the only place they could reasonably bite is our limbs. Their only real chance to win would be to get ahold of our neck, which we'd need to make a huge mistake to allow them to get that close.
If we simply get ahold of them, there isn't really anything it can do - even just kicking at the fella' could do serious damage to it.
You could take a singular coyote for sure. But if you only run into one coyote, you either caught him slipping or he's leading you into a trap and he thinks the crew can get you
I’m surprised you didn’t run across more of the big mage deck. It’s all I seem to be seeing…
11:59 I’ve never fought a rat personally… like you know a handful of people that have
"If you're a Rarran fan" lol what a great line!
For people to know a cayote is like a german sheperd in size and strength. Mostly any adult human can beat even kill bare handed those animal. But will probably be injured in the process. If its a pack thats an other story
He could take a coyote, but wolfs are built different.
I don't think you understand how badly a coyote would tear you up lol. Everyone's like "They're basically dogs, you'd be fine" - a dog would fuck you up as well. You're thinking of it like it's a fist fight - this dude has knives for a mouth. You are toast every time.
Have you ever seen a coyote? They top out at about 40 pounds. An adult male of average weight would win almost everytime if it was a fight to the death.
Most healthy adults win a fight vs most dogs (caucasian shepherds might be one of those exceptions). You wouldn't come out of the fight without damage, sometimes serious, but assuming proper, timely medical attention, you live and dog dies.
Coyote's actually have an advantage over most dogs, in their bite force - it's almost twice that of an average dog...
But even if they bite down on one of your limbs, and yes they'll likely reach the bone - unless you're a real coward or wimp, that ain't gunna end the fight or kill you. With their small jaw, they'd almost need to specifically have to bite down on our neck to be able to kill a human, cuz it'd be pretty hard for them to bite down on our girthy stomach - and their claws would scratch too shallow to do serious damage.
In comparison, we can do serious damage with a relatively safe kick - and if they do actually latch onto us with a bite, we could just grab onto them from there and game over - slam them into the ground or sit on them or whatever you want, our body weight advantage is huge.
-The reason wolves are so dangerous, as a comparison - they can weigh as much a human - so they're much harder to overpower, they have way more lethal options against us given they their claws are nearly twice as large as a typical coyote or dog (So they can actually cut us deep enough to cause serious blood loss, and they have a much higher chance of reaching organs if they slash our stomach.) They also have nearly twice the bite force of a coyote, so they wont merely bite into bone, they have a chance to fracture or crush bone. - They also have the capacity to knock us off our feet, so our neck is much more vulnerable, and they are certainly smart enough to identify the weak point. The average human without survival experience would lose to a wolf almost 100% of the time - best case scenario, you go to a draw. If you stand your ground against a wolf, it likely wont attack you. Wolfs are smart pack animals and don't like to take big risks, so they're weak to intimidation. Rather they'd prefer to chase and follow you until you tire out or drop your guard - which isn't the most effective tactic against humans, since we've got good stamina and are good at finding shelter/climbing - assuming we don't panic or recklessly try to run away.
-When judging which animal will win in a fight, there are 2 main considerations.
1. Body mass/Muscle mass. Simply being large is big enough of an advantage for many animals to be (mostly) untouchable. It's like the whole strategy of elephants, blue whales, ect.
2. Tools. This is claws, fangs, venom, a sturdy pelt (Think honey badger), ect. Tools are a great way to even the odds against larger animals - BUT usually this advantage is only good enough to take on animals that are like 50% larger than you or so.
For example, a Rhino VS a Elephant - a Rhino does technically have a much more useful weapon, but weighing about half as much as a Elephant, they almost always lose those fights.
Past that weight difference, tools will likely only help get you to a draw at best. Like yeah, a small venomous snake could easily kill a human (depending on the snake) - but as a human 200 times that snake's weight, we could kill that snake in seconds, too. (And note, humans are probably one of the weakest animals in our weight class, given our lack of tools, assuming we're not relying on knowledge or technology.)
i play a wild variant of the amalgam deck with always the bigger joremonger or what and it is so good if they have no silence/modify.
Anyone who says that Rarran couldn’t beat a coyote in a 1v1 has no idea what a coyote is. Especially that one who compared them to a bulldog. They’re fucking scavengers and small prey hunters; the coyote wouldn’t last a round.
i mean depends, do you and the coyote see each other comming or is one getting jumped by the other?
u had lethal in the first game when u pulled the fire elemental, unless it cant hit face. u throw that hit face for 4 and then attack with your board.
I think you could beat up a coyote with a decebt chance but you could never beat a bulldog.
you could beat a coyote but you would be injured
Why would they use Jason Mamoa in a weird like Karen wig as a playable character and Jack Black as Steve in the new Minecraft movie? Such weird decisions. God forbid they pick original actors, unseen actors, actors that make sense. It's like Jason, Jack Black, the Rock, Kevin Hart, marvel dudes are the only men I've seen in movies in the last few years in anything I considered interesting. Also the animation for the movie looks worse than most home made animations based of Minecraft. Very disappointing. Lot of people in the trailer comments saying that they wanted to one up the bad movie that Borderlands put out.
Ragnaros nerfs the Ungoro board lmao
Are we talking about a prime coyote or random, odds of it being a child, baby, lame or ill are likely, + captive ones that would be less violent, they are also pack animals so i reckon outside of a rare albino giant coyote I think it would be a dub
i mean usualy youre talking about the average animal
but i think it comes down to the situation, if you see the coyote coming you have better odds i'd say about 8/10, you can quickly take of your shirt/jacket and wrap it around a hand to shove in its mouth which is like his main offense, if you get jumped out of nowhere its closer to a 50/50
ragnaros looks so goofy
What the hell this guy is just Prince Keleseth again did they not learn 💀
I think most adults could take on one coyote. They're the size of a medium dog and not made for 1 on 1 combat
Why you wanna fight a Coyote so badly babes?
24 hours into this mini set and this big spell mage is 3 of every 4 decks I face. And I lose every time. The meta is cooked. Need hot fix patch asap!
a coyote wouldn't even fight back cmon now, you'd onetap him in one swift move
I've been trying to get back into hearthstone and would like to play standard again but I'm having trouble getting cards that are actually in meta, any suggestions?
Make a new account, do the apprentice track and that will open up the game for you a bit. However if your account is old and you came back you don't have that option. So making a new account is the quickest way to get back into standard.
I had a fun matchup against the amalgam Hunter deck, I run yogg in every deck so I Just let him do his thing then steal
12:27
Rarran, do you like the mom jokes or the moms?
5:09
Most coyotes are tiny, like 20-30 lbs. Most people could beat a coyote 1-on-1.
@MoreRarran dude, i never heard that taking adhd meds changes personality lol, i take them for about an year and have a friend that is a streamer that started taking it a while ago too and neither of us changed a bit
More like Throbbulus
Personally, I could beat a coyote and Im a kinda small dude. I live in the south and see them often enough while delivering overnight so I know for a fact they’re more scared of me than I am of them and thats all the edge you need.
What about 2 coyotes?
42:17 wow, 21 damage from hand, thats horrible! they should nerf warrior again
Yes, any healthy adult should be able to kill a coyote 1 on 1; unless your region has the weird wolf-coyote hybrids that have been taking over the east coast of North America.
Most places have rocks, which should give an advantage to a human who can grab them.
@@royaloreo1275 HAND TO HAND(hand to paw?) fight, no picking up things
@@vhaelen326
And the Coyote will probably bite. I will use all advantages a human has
@@royaloreo1275 my guy ... you cant cheat in a theoretical thought experiment...
"hand to hand" doesnt mean only hands in this case it means no weapons, his mouth isnt a weapon its a part of its body so biting is fine, you can bite too, but you cant use weapons
@@vhaelen326 Rock is now my new part of body
5:05 no
Adhd meds don't alter your personality in adults... They're also not magical hyper focus "limitless" pills.
If you're not experiencing the downsides of ADHD in your daily life you have no reason to use them.
Depends on the meds and just how much ADHD impacts your quality of life; but I recently started adderall and I'm still 100% me, just much happier lol
60 dollar skin that makes half the board uninteractible.
I’m currently running a really scummy double wish therazane Ely Shaman on ladder. I’m fishing for the match where I get the perfect discovers to get one of my little weenies up to 100+ for the memes. Please shame me and suggest better options for a demented control player.
Perfect Time
What is twitch chat smoking, of course a person could take down a coyote. It won't be pretty but no shot is a coyote beating any adult human
ANY adult human? i think you mean any HEALTHY adult human
i dont think people without arms and legs have a chance tbh...
Second most expensive deck
Yeah the skin is 99 dollars and the amount of legendaries can be 8 or 14 but that doesn’t matter if you spent real money on the skin.
5:36 that's why i'll stop watching after the first game rarran sir 😅
turbulence*
turbulus more like turriblus
It's cus no one is using it with elemental shaman yet
more like tuberculus imma right fellas
Imagen playing turbulus in elementals and not a greedy reno pile.
Not every deck has to be highlander. Play 2 copies of minions and you get consistant cards like a card to play turn 2 or 3.
Also in your collection of 5 decks remove 2 cards that dont spark joy and put in rustrot viper and the new zephrys.
Every single class has weapons that hit your face And rogue having Spectral Cutlass.
why squelch the opponent at 2:00 ? :s
People who emote are annoying ofcs :)
@@Princessmeadows It was just a person excited about seeing a new legendary :'(
You can't afford a deck tracker so no, you can't beat a coyote. You are too poor.
Bro really need new thumbnail faces
Open field, Rarran vs single coyote, Rarran wins by forfeit when the coyote runs away. In a cage match, Rarran is finished, a coyote would easily have more strength in its bite than he has in both hands.
Hahaha
It's genuinely so lame you bought the skin. They take away new boards and you support them for that. Just think for a bit sometimes
him choosing to buy or not to buy the skin has absolutely 0 impact on anything. hes not shilling for them, he says straight up not to buy it in this video. just let the man live
When the streamer says "don't buy the skin unless it's a tax write-off" he's being open and honest. He did good.
Blizzard gifted him the skin, and he's been vocal about how much of a rip off it i
I enjoy Rarrans content but i find it extremely distasteful how money hungry he is. He mentions profit or how his business is affected more than he even talks about the game and it just sounds so greedy. Makes it hard to enjoy the actual content