@@prattmaster7269 A wizard has many things to take care of, showing up at your residence is not one of them. But if you wish, then I shall arrive precisely when I mean to
I'm an under cover agent and I am here to report that youtube had been infected with homosexuality and are age restricting vids for no reason, sir. I am not sure how they caught it but I will investigate further.
For those who don't know: Darwin has always been voiced by black boys. I guess it's just to give it a bit more of a real-life counterpart to the fact that he's the one in the family that is adopted.
Could someone please make a compilation out of this guy just laughing for 10 minutes straight (Edit) Since so many people want it.... I will probably upload it around ~2-8 days, went on a family ish trip🥺😂😂♥️
0:16 if anyone just can't pause the video at the right time The flash of text says "honestly,just kill me for that one,i earned it" But ik you're gonna try to pause it anyway cause you don't believe me
13:06 I would catch the human, teach it to do that one Russian dance (you know the one) and dress it as the engineer from tf2, so I would have a Tiny Desk Engineer.
RUclips; **shoves this into my face as first video on home page** Also RUclips; _woooooo gal ya sure you wanna watch this? This might be a bit bad for you_
Nonexistent Witch I had a roblox girlfriend (sorta), she said she was eighteen and like 9 (she had an argument with someone and said she was 18 so she was prob my age). i was like 8 or 9, i didn’t know she wanted to date me i was just friends with her. she was clingy and creepy, glad i got out of that...
Bro, he legit censored everything and he still got age restricted, sad
Idt 8 year olds should be watching his vids lol
Eight year olds shouldn’t be on RUclips to begin with
Must be one of those parents that won't even let their kids watch adventure time at 11 years old
Why tf can I watch this video??????? It is legit age restricted, but I can watch it..
@@ummjoe don't ask, enjoy
I attempted to put an end to it, put poor old Pippin has gained hundreds of pounds due to ingesting too much Lembas bread. My apologies to you all
Come to my house
@@prattmaster7269 A wizard has many things to take care of, showing up at your residence is not one of them. But if you wish, then I shall arrive precisely when I mean to
I have a lot of information that will lead to the death of Tulsi Gabbard at the hands of Hillary Clinton.
...please, come be my friend.😥
Oh no, it's the FBI!
I'm an under cover agent and I am here to report that youtube had been infected with homosexuality and are age restricting vids for no reason, sir. I am not sure how they caught it but I will investigate further.
EmKay: does everything right to censor everything.
RUclips: Wait, that's illegal.
"BRING ME ASS"
Okay so We should not Censor
Okay
5:38
EXPLAIN THIS
This has 666 likes and I wanna keep it tht way so I didn't like
"I SUMMON MY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON"
"Hey that's pretty hot"
Too bad it’s only virtual
@@funnymeme1847 I mean, they can make physical contact with the virtual monsters... so there's nothing to stop him
Nice pfp
I like How it has 69 replies
And il summon a compilation of me being cute
Karma is just the “no u” of life
*change my mind*
"no u" is just the karma of life
I can't ur right
Uhh... Hmm... I shouldn't even try
No u
With whose?
Emkay: I'mma censor this, that's inappropriate.
RUclips: I'm gonna ruin this man's whole career
After the owo, there says “honestly, just kill me for that one, i earned it” I think RUclips saw it
OwO :3
Don't you mean "end"?
That blue eyes white Dragon
*imma hit dat*
you mean in yu-gi-oh or..
@@somedumbass7825 who knows ;)
👀👌
She is cute after all,
I'll take the offer
@@matthijscalje4143
Would doggy styling a dragon be considered bestiality?
For those who don't know: Darwin has always been voiced by black boys. I guess it's just to give it a bit more of a real-life counterpart to the fact that he's the one in the family that is adopted.
Damien: the green one
Me: his name's Piccolo my guy
I believe the correct term is "Yoshi"
N*ggalo
He probably doesn't watch dragon ball
And neither do I
SANS THE SKELETON F for abridged my guy
13:03
"If I saw that thing in my living room, I would stomp on it until it was a small brown stain."
Thats what i was thinking..
I heard this comment
😂
Chillz
yter chills
Kevin: mentions bodies in his freezer.
Me: Haha funny joke
Kevin:*has SKULL in his profile pic*
Me: HAHAha.. oh no
I see nothing wrong there, skulls are awesome.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA heeeheeheehee HoHoHoHoho
coments cursed/R
Damien: *censored absolutely everything not to get age restricted*
RUclips:no u
Thinking about it, it's probably the title.
I like how on RUclips now you can’t even say the word “gun” without getting demonetized
Jiggolo! Welp, r/cursedcomments
nice 69 likes
sekil 69 eciN
EXOTIC BUTTERRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!! XD
Gun
Scientists : you are. Actually 13 Billion
Years old.
.
.
.
.
Me explain to the judge in court : but she actually is 13 billion years old..
Dont fucking move
O_O i'm calling a UN meeting this is some shit
**Hold up fallout boy meme intensifies**
@@Ramosinator I misread that as fall out boy, like the band.
I love the fact that I immediately got this
"What would u do if u found me in your fridge"
Me: put you in my oven
Don't want you to get too cold!
And then eat you
@@cheeseydoodoo r/cursedcomments
Why is there a me: plz I need a good answer help
I'd cook her a different way: with a flamethrower.
7:46 God cared more about a book than a living,breathing creature? Rude.
She's not living or breathing anymore
@@wingy6060 r/CursedComments
You sound like you don't care about your children returning to you
0% Serious I hope your username applies to what you just said.
@Handsomevex Gaming Wtf
China: Creates intricate metro
American: Ur not special *we have planes flying into our buildings*
I went to the 9/11 19th century marathon. I saw some shit as well as the survivor tree. When the guy started talking the wind went nuts.
@@Ramosinator Then he got serious PTSD when a plane flew above him and he hit the ground screaming and crying.
America: *S H A M E*
@@welcometopornhubbaby6632 Ouch that hurts.
Bin alladin
Don't you get it? He's playing with his "Joystick"
**Careless whisper plays**
Nice
That's a hobby
r/cursedcomments
It costed you exactly $0 to write that
the blue eyes white dragon gave toothless the same look that nala gave simba in the original lion king lol
0:38
"We have Frylock, Wilt, ... *sweating profusely trying to not upset any weeb veiwers* The Green One... and Darwin"
@@Rehaaaaaaan Maybe it was because of that sound...
@@Rehaaaaaaan No, it's the sound of the joke flying over your head.
0:38
Emkay (idk how to spell his real name): The G R E E N O N E
ME (knowing that is piccolo from DBZ): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
he is though
Could someone please make a compilation out of this guy just laughing for 10 minutes straight
(Edit)
Since so many people want it....
I will probably upload it around ~2-8 days, went on a family ish trip🥺😂😂♥️
why wont you do it
Thoma cuz i dont have skils
@@pjotrhoevespam6362 you dont need any... You just have to take those clips and put em in together
Thoma K, 10 minutes?
Give me a week and ill or less and ill upload it to my channel
YES.
* Damien laughs *
My anxiety- gone
My sadness- gone
Happiness- boosted
Hotel? Triviago
- Its ?
Cailie smith trying to spell trivago and be funny? Triviago
maybe its maybelline
@@h4tredforu they're trYING-
Anxiety and stress - gone, reduced to atoms
creepers? Aw man
RUclips shouldn't recommend things I can't even watch
Chicken Rex ikr
"Is it just me or is the blue eyes white dragon kinda hot?"
blues eyes white dragon
*Insert Yu-Gi-Oh theme song*
Seto kaiba: *NUT*
Your move...Kaiba senpai~~
i guess we gotta bring out the tissues for lion king AND how to train your dragon
Did you just play all 3 BEWDs on one turn? Isn't that cheating? Screw the rules I have money.
*It'S tImE tO dUeL*
The cure for depression has been found: Damiens Laugh. It is completely free.
it's also the cure for being virgin.
The NovaStar honestly
The NovaStar my depression is still there ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3
"the green one"
me: *internal screaming*
Booger
Real sad boi hours
Just add some external screeching as well
Stfu weeb
/s
@@leaf2522 stfu child of rat
/s
“blue eyes, white dragon”
*yugi oh*
*yugi oh no*
Yugi *OWO*
@@niko_8208 omo
*o h .*
Yugi oh god oh fuck
“Who looks at these memes and goes I wanna *censored* that dragon?” Bards. That’s who.
Now what am I supposed to jack off to
@@karshmellow3021 I normally jerk one off to the slimes.
If you FUS RO DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP IMMA SLAP YOU ACROSS TAMRIEL
Edit: i would.
And a donkey too
donkey?
0:16 if anyone just can't pause the video at the right time
The flash of text says "honestly,just kill me for that one,i earned it"
But ik you're gonna try to pause it anyway cause you don't believe me
Its true on 0:17
It says
"honeztly, just kill me for that one, i earned it"
Honestly the consistency and quality of this channel is why I love it so much!!
Damien's laugh is continuously improving my life. Every video that comes out my life gets progressively better. Best thing to ever happen imo
Watching at 3:30am when my dad passes my room and hears "nice balls bruh" at a moderate volume
Lol
2:02 "Does this mean they've been giving him a *_b o j d n a h_* this whole time?"
Evah yeht ,haey ti tuoba kniht uoy fI
Doohdlihc ym pir llew,haow GMO
Eromyna emas eht ton era semag edacra
?Ssap drow-n tnaw uoy
Ghatsby ayah kuaw fckuh sas
I LOVE THIS SUBREDDIT! THANK YOU FOR DOING SO MANY DAMIEN!
WILL YOU MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN BORDERLANDS 3?!!
@@librask3009 I....dont know :(
Whenever Damien posts my day gets a little brighter.
WUT UP REP PACK I HOPE U HAVE HAD AN AMAZING DAY AND ITS ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT BRIGHTER CAMERA FLIP
@@sandwichking4133 wtf
does Yuri Katsuki is gay?
does Bruno Mars is gay?
*does EmKay is age-restricted?*
does EmKay is gay?
@@hortatorindorilnerevar31 yes
IchibanOjousama *DAMN*
What
@@nekodzuken4188 -ien
Slazo: *edits out anything unsafe for family viewing*
RUclips: *Age-restricted video (based on Community Guidelines)*
wow even youtube hates slazo
13:26
Slazo isnt part of emkay anymore we believe
@@castlemaid he's the editor AFAIK
Lakeland no he isn’t lol
“I think I wanna jshdbd OwO that dragon”
Oohh Leave the light fury alone
She precious bean
After the owo, there says “honestly, just kill me for that one, i earned it”
Before the OwO did you have a stroke?
Yes.
@@samuelpozos3629 I've been wondering what that said
Damian in broken Mickey Mouse impersonation: BriNg mE M-
*breaks character momentarily* bRinG mE *AsS*
Me: *calling secretary* YOU HEARD THE MAN
I've never laughed so hard that your last cursed comments video keep up the good work
EmKay: replaces all swears
Also EmKay: gets demonized anyways
demonetize
🎶 *I'm a blue eyes white dragon while you're just dark magician* 🎶
oof
Matupatlu what
You got a fifth of the population I'm your nation, but I got nine year olds and bros so hold your defecation.
But gues what i have graceful dice
Oof
day 2 of asking emkay for a minecraft letsplay
Amen
I’m joining your movement
Amen
Yes
Hell to the yeah!
First part: "Is it just me or is the blue eyes White dragon kinda hot"
*Yu-Gi-Oh intensifies*
Kaiba noises intensify
0:17 it says: honestly, just kill me for that one, i earned it.
thank me later
Not the hero we wanted but the hero we needed 😉👍
Ok I'll thank you later
I was unable to pause on that, thanks!
I've thanked you later
Ng. Thats all
any situation where OwO is an appropriate thing to use deserves to be in r/cursedcomments
OwO kawii desemu baka UwU
13:27
read the whole thing lol
*Neko Neko knee OwO*
Disagreed ÙwÚ
"How to get girlfriend in the fourth grade"
"How to hide from FBI"
It’s currently 2:30am and this is what I’m doing with my life
wOOOOOOP
RatedPending - Please Don't Sue Me I'm using Pacific Time
@@bluebird489 cool
@@bluebird489 same
It currently 3 am 😂😂
Good morning
"the green one" omg poor Piccolo :') even Krillin doesn't cop that level of shade.
In Italy We Call It Junior, Witch means Piccolo in Italian
@@JinteiModding just when you thought it couldn't be worse than "named after an instrument" poor green one lol
@@FlintKnap I mean King Piccolo was a sorcerer, and Piccolo is kinda one too. Like Lord Slug
Nice
@@JinteiModding majunior?
5:31 that, as a furry, just gave me war flashbacks
JoJo's Bizarre adventure awaken plays
I still can't believe he brought up kiro
Belle Delphine: what would you do if I was in your fridge?
Me: I would barricade it with my bathtub and let you fricking suffocate.
Seems...efficent
Better than what I was thinking
@@thatonesadist3483 yeah
Also you could sell the bath water
@@chrisgrady2096 do not. that's what she wants
THE GREEN ONE?! HIS NAME HIS PICCALO-KAMI-NAIL FROM DRAGON TESTICLES! GET IT RIGHT YOU NAPPA!
I love the hyper Sonic lion tqmer
NINGEN
Toaster Exploits loving that Roblox profile picture, buddy....
MY BOI NIGGALO GOT CALLED *_GREEN NIGGA_*
“If you found me in your fridge, what would you do?”
Tape it shut and throw it in the ocean.
How dare you disrespect the green one by calling it green one
Love watching your videos. They always makes my day
2:03 does this mean theyve been giving him a habagenay
AHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHAHA AHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHA ok
*Roses are red*
*Condoms are not Biodegradable*
*You should be watch Emkay*
*because he is INCREDIBLE!*
Some condoms are biodegradable, like Lambs skin
Maui Randall
....ok
@@FrancisR420 r/CursedComments
@@bboris7732 hey I'm not the one who who came up with prophylactics made of baby sheep.
Im a vegetarian ill have you know
Petition for r/boottoobig to be next subreddit on this channel
*The random censors where the audio plays bakwards is actually funny.* 😂
0:17- the white text who only appears for a split second says: "honestly, just kill me for that one, I deserve it"
0:17 / 13:21
*The video gets age restricted*
CURSEDCOMMENTS GETS REVENGE!!
Children are also age restricted
:) eyebrow juice
Yay, one of my favorite subreddits!
3:57
Well, sp3rm actually dies fast, that's why it can be so hard to get pregnant. Not many cells make it to an egg.
Day 2 of asking EmKay to do a Minecraft Lets play
Isnt faze. Jev comment section or did it glitch
Copy. At least come up with something original.
George Flemingo yeah I’m joining the movement
Day ????? Emkay becomes president after playing minecraft on election day
We need this
2:02
"Does this mean they've been giving him a *(demonic noises)* this whole time?"
0:17 says "honestly, just kill me for that one, i earned it"
Absolute mad lad in the thumbnail
| mad lad |
The new censorship keeps confusing me. I don't read along with you, Damien XD
Brush can be the n word or bi*ch but Frick and heck is explainable
Nigg is a word that can be replaced by bitch and bruh, because they have the same meaning.
@@aust8165 that is not what I meant. The distortion thing is confusing
@@maruzalyn00 for like sexual stuff is reversed sometimes
At 0:17 it says "honestly, just kill me for that one, i earned it"
13:06 I would catch the human, teach it to do that one Russian dance (you know the one) and dress it as the engineer from tf2, so I would have a Tiny Desk Engineer.
Skelebro Whovian You mean the Kaztosky Kick?
when you make 11 million people toast during WW2
*STONKS*
do you eat them
@@auugh43546 no that would be too far. i prefer to set fire to all their belonging and gas them.
@@benslater3588 no
EAT TOAST
@@auugh43546 yesn't
@@benslater3588 NOne
"Is it just me, or is the blue eyes white dragon kinda hot"
Seto Kaiba... is that you? XD
8:23 after this part i finally realised what pewdiepie said when he had 69696969 subs
NICE
nice
1942 style
RUclips; **shoves this into my face as first video on home page**
Also RUclips;
_woooooo gal ya sure you wanna watch this? This might be a bit bad for you_
your a woman...?
7:02
O DEAR GOD NO
The profile pic of Waffle Foffle.
NONONO
Exactly
6:22 sorry
Mr Noseybonk oh no
0:17 honestly, just kill me for that one, I earned it
How to get a girlfriend in 4th grade: Meet her in roblox (or Fortnite but Roblox is a better option)
Or drag her in janitor closet
Do minecraft online
Nonexistent Witch I had a roblox girlfriend (sorta), she said she was eighteen and like 9 (she had an argument with someone and said she was 18 so she was prob my age). i was like 8 or 9, i didn’t know she wanted to date me i was just friends with her. she was clingy and creepy, glad i got out of that...
Zuzu if u have a 3ds get acnl, go to the online islands, get gfs/bfs there
Nah Fortnite is a hookup app
7:01 so we will just ignore the iconic movie
Video gets age restricted
Damian: *laughs in cursed language*
*laughs in Black Speak, R'lyehan and Kobaian*
Well of course the blue eyes white dragon is hot, man
Okay, so I've been going through an awful time lately, and Damian and the whole emkay team makes me happy. Smile on everybody.
0:41
A year and i still hate how he calls piccalo "the green one" but hey Damien is a good guy and i don't blame him
We all forget names as well
Kind of early, might as well say that I upload waffles every day
"All minecraft cows are female cause they give milk but still breed?" Me: *drinks anyway* Friend: how can you drink that?!
Me: _puppet monkey meme_
@@jtek2259 If breast milk is maternal milk,that means that all men have their own "milk"("the paternal milk") but it does not come from the chest
@@skullboybrazil2583 What the fuck
@@jtek2259 did you know i just commented that on purpose?(to make sure that gets featured in r/cursedcomments)
DAMIEN
WE, THE PEOPLE DEMAND A MINECRAFT SERIES
*NOW*
I'm guessing you either never watched dragon ball or you just don't remember piccolo's name
Who's Piccolo? Do you mean that green guy?
@@hazeltree7738 yeah
Not everyone watch dragon Ball
Morrisons: Emkay
Aldi: Emeka
Emkay: Reverses all demonitization triggers
Everyone: *evoM gnidnatstuO*
!niw etulosba na sa siht ees I
emem gnikcuf a evah t'nod I
tnemom hurb aneL aneB@
THE GUY IN THE THUMBNAIL IS KINDA HOT
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* FBI OPEN UP
wtf James
fBI OPEN UP
*The FBI wants to know your location*
James... You have enough controversy
The way you censored everything.....
Freakin legend
*welcome back damian i miss you're oldman laugh.*
*EDIT: **8:40** get a shotgun.*
Lock it
@@austinallen6419 lock it and if the thing breaks out. Shoot the hell out of it.
Alright imma get my potato gun ready
Im sorry jackson
*gunshot*
I am for real!
Never meant to give you my 45
Now there is a big hole in your eye
Yay OutKast
0:35 ..."the green one"
How do you not know piccolo from dragon ball z
Because he doesnt have to
LMAO THE KID IN THE THUMBNAIL IS JACK . A, MY LITTLE BROTHER KNOWS HIM.
@D r e lol
Officer Trixk oh my lord. *tell him*
No, his name is Dylan
2:01 eh one time Bmos controller was in Finn's mouth and it wasn't explained why nor was it ever addressed
7:47 close the fridge and lock it, then take it to the dump to leave it there to be crushed in a compact shredder, or get a new fridge, or both
10:15-10:44 made me laugh so hard I couldn't feel my face
Cursed Comments is so funny on EmKay
3:58. the person who posted that comment on reddit, has thought to themselves: *i wonder if Godzilla could be R rated.*
"The Green One"
My heart....my soul...crushed like a bug
MOODY BRRUEZ!
@@beanster6468
GORUDO EKUSUPERIENZU
*_SUTIKKI FINGAHZU!_*