"I bought 20 dollars worth of scratch tickets and made 70." Okay, okay, let her cook, she actually made money this time. And then I heard, "So I made 70, not 50." 💀💀💀
Gambler Math: When you win in gambling, you win in gambling. It doesn’t matter how many times you had to lose to get there. Also play again, you’ll win next time!
Believe me, I know girls who bought a bulk of things they end up not wearing nor using. It always ends in them giving it away, selling it or just leaving it to take up space.
Australian outback math Oi, it is just down the road - 500km Oi, it is down the long road - 1500km Oi, just drive for a bit, chuck a left and drive a bit more - 3000km
Single Broke Guy Math: If I have $20 and a store only has name brand cereal for $6 a box, I have $20 because I'm not buying cereal that isn't on the damaged or expired rack.
French math: if you’re in a room with 254 other French people and 1 German person, you’re actually in a room with 254 people surrendering, and 1 person slightly confused by how easily he won.
Mexican Math, if you see a Mexican with 5 shots of tequila he’s only had one. If you see him finishing the whole tequila bottle he is not drunk yet and it counts as 2 shoots of tequila and he’s just warming up.
Having a few African friends, your "African maths" comment just cracked me up. When we decide to hang out, I've learned to just name a time an hour or so earlier than I actually want.
Ok I'm pretty sure the first 2 videos were fake but they were hilarious! Especially the 2nd 1 cause I can see that actually being a real thing 🤣🤣🤣 The 3rd video however, might actually be real, but I'm already used to such stupidity levels online lol
ADHD math: If I have 10,000 fidgets I’m going hyper If I have 1 Pompom I’m fine If I’m talking to someone I can’t focus If i’m alone I can focus on anything
*Asian Maths:* Always looks for offers and NEVER buy an item at whole price, it’s always go bulk or go home. Buy clothes only in the festival season!!!
My dad needs to just come live with me at this point because I'm always craving Pizza & bread. But also I need cheese on my pizza and in my bread so my mom must come too. Actually let me just move back home to avoid hunger
As a Gold Vedic Olympiad math winner, I know about straight division. When I told my other friend that does vedic that I like gay division (regular curved division.) He showed me this.
New Zealand math: if you have 2 pavlovas but one does not have fruit on it you have only had 1 pavlova if you live in New Zealand you have 4 sheep if something is on special for months and the price still goes up when on special we still buy and think we get a good deal
so basically... Gay math: you are faster than straights, but come late and you need to drink a lot. Also one person in the family is always gay Girl math: fall for marketing strategy and tricks, and convince yourself that *you* were smart, not the stores
0:00 I have a bi friend in my school and he’s a nice guy. Gay activists? They’re just fighting for their rights and happiness. But this guy? This man is just insane.
They already have all rights that straight people have and now they have more rights. You can be fired for being straight but not gay. In fact you can’t even arrest them for cheese pizza
Gay math: they're always late and they're hoping someone's gay. Girl math: they end up broke. There's a joke about being married: when you go to a prostitute, that might cost you $100 but if you get married you should be happy if you're left with $100.
My mom is one of 5 kids. Her mom was one of 11 kids. My aunt (dad's side) has 7 bio kids and 1 adopted. Not a single one of those family members are gay. His 1 in 4 sibling math is not adding up. My aunt with the 8 kids; her second birth was to twins and both of them are living in a happily hetero marriage.
As a man who worked his way to pre-calculus by senior year of high school, I find the “math” in this video insulting. 1st one is just a perverse probability having nothing to do with science, the second is just being irresponsible with money and the last one is just a bunch of aura mumbo jumbo about cravings.
2:07 I mean it's like that for most DIY projects and many investments. In most DIY projects you technically save money on paper but then you have to spend so much time on it and gather knowledge that it would probably not even equal out if the time spent is accounted for. And it might not even work first try..
"Is girl maths just being delulu with money?"
Yes, Maxim, Yes it is.
So they think points are money it's just like voucher not real money I'm a gamer but I do not spend all of them on games I need to eat too
“So we are just going to throw normal correct maths out of the window…”
Yes, Maxim, yes we are…
when he said if you have four siblings one of them is gay
me with my sibling
now which one of you nast mo_
"I bought 20 dollars worth of scratch tickets and made 70."
Okay, okay, let her cook, she actually made money this time.
And then I heard,
"So I made 70, not 50." 💀💀💀
Please don't take these type of girls as the token for all girls, there great female scientists who would also crush these girls!! 😂😂😂
Gay math is the only math that dosent multiply.
Underrated
....dang.
XD +1
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It divides😅😂😊
Gambler Math: When you win in gambling, you win in gambling. It doesn’t matter how many times you had to lose to get there. Also play again, you’ll win next time!
There is also the other Gambler Math: If you win while gambling it's not actually gambling.
When gambling you can win 10 000% of your money but can only lose 100%. Also 90% of gamblers give up before they hit big.
Gambling math:
If you're gambling there's 50% chance win or lose, if you're not gambling you're 100% lose
Sounds remarkably close to RUclips math. Just one more video...
Yup, you cant leave on a losing streak, you need to win first. But you never leave when you're winning, so you need to keep playing.
By watching those girls discuss their profitable shopping, I now understand why women fashion brands are so rich.
And remember womens clothes are always far cheaper than mens
Believe me, I know girls who bought a bulk of things they end up not wearing nor using. It always ends in them giving it away, selling it or just leaving it to take up space.
that's called the pink tax.
Australian outback math
Oi, it is just down the road - 500km
Oi, it is down the long road - 1500km
Oi, just drive for a bit, chuck a left and drive a bit more - 3000km
This is false. We all know that 500km in Australia is basically next door.
@@kingpickle3712 You're false, we all know that 3000km is basically a millimetre.
Boats not included.
If you divide these amounts by 10 you have British standard maths
Pft. Checked with my girl and confirmed that THIS is NOT "girl math." It's mislabeled and should say "daddy's money math."
💀
Your girl should be congratulated for such clarification.
Thanks to both of you.🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️
Officer : "did u have any alcohol tonight?"
Gay Man : "i had two shots but its ok, im gay"
Officer : "Understandable. Have a nice evening."
😂😂😂😂😂
@@Tygermite I mean ... you can't expect a gay man to drive STRAIGHT
The cop: omg babe you are sober ay eff! Drive safe queen ❤
(The cop is a San Fran gay)
He will just get in gay cell
Single Broke Guy Math: If I have $20 and a store only has name brand cereal for $6 a box, I have $20 because I'm not buying cereal that isn't on the damaged or expired rack.
Single Broke Guy Math: Picked up 105 pennies, 3 nickels & a dime today. Looks like ramen noodles for dinner.
? Math that makes no sense and you should look for cereal on sale
Good because you didn’t buy anything haha!!
This girl and gay math thing is just …. Delulu.
@@StephenRoyBurpsHumor ...Again... 😆
Man Math: If I get up at 5am, go to the gym 4x a week and take cold showers, I’ll become a millionaire
That's won't work unless you're drinking lawnmower sauce and wearing some brand clothes too.
@@BiGCheese009Ton tonton tond ton thon.
@@BiGCheese009: And taking baths in acetone. . . .
Naw, that's just people who watch and listen to "alpha male" life coaches.
Well naw, but you are a lot more likely to get a girlfriend with whom to observe Women Math 😁😂
“I have four siblings!”
Dude, you count too. There’s a total of five siblings in your family, so you’re safe. 😉
You passed the test and are, indeed, good at math :)
its gay math so if you have 5-6 siblings(because he said 3 or 4 so you add 2ish) than 1 is gay according to the math.
@@MalixFarwinonce it is above 4, two are gay
Maxim Math: Two Faddahfahkkin guys + One Delulu = Jesus Christ on a motorbike.
😂😂
The last time Jesus entered Jerusalem was on a donkey, when he returns it might be on a motorbike.
I don't get the motorbike part. He's going to be driving a Honda. It just doesn't talk about it because he never spoke of his own Accord.
No...I actually AM craving that pizza, not my dad. Thanks
Depends what u mean by “I” … 😅
@NICHS1994 no it doesn't. I means me. That only means one thing, literally me
@@khaos1999 Nope lol
@NICHS1994 ok, well, good luck with your endeavor of the English language
@@khaos1999 🃏 lol
😂 the dad bit took me out
Yeah he making sure dad ain't in ear shot. And he's still hears u.
But it's still true though
My dad does seem to say "if I were gay, id be all over kurt russell" a lot.
That gay maths thing might be right
So, if your relationship with your family is perfect, you no longer need food to survive. I must've missed that lesson in science.
You are the original reaction RUclipsr I’ve been watching since 2014. You’re the best bro keep it up!
French math: if you’re in a room with 254 other French people and 1 German person, you’re actually in a room with 254 people surrendering, and 1 person slightly confused by how easily he won.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAVAGE!
@@tcm844 I mean, I’m French by birth, so I can make those jokes, lol.
@@Blizzard0fOz93good joke bro 😂
@@rommy007 I try, lol.
Dude it's not only just gay or girl math, the origin of all of them is hoe math. Check that out as well.
Same goes for boy math
Theres a Thot
Why does that stupid shit exists
This guy is becoming a national treasure. 😆 We need a Delulu shirts.
It exists.
Delulu Pro Max 9000 should be a shirt
@@Filipe1020 I’d buy one.
Boston math: if you have 45 teabags, you don’t have 45 teabags, you have 45 underwater teabags, _and_ one angry Brit
Teabags are supposed to go underwater. That’s how you make tea.
@@subpar_username4756 r/ woosh
I... have... 4 siblings...
**Intensive Sweat**
Polish Math: If a Polish guy drank only 1 beer after work with his colleagues, how many beers did he drink in total? Answer: 2 bottles of Vodka.
😂🤣 This why I failed math, because it's all nonsense 🤣 I needed this. Bless your heart.
Girl math is not math.
but gay math checks out ..... well besides the drinking part @@bobfg3130
@@bobfg3130 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Yeah you might be gay cuz normal math aint mathing for you
@@bobfg3130 ur a complete savage xd
"Delulu" is my new favourite word.
Delulu is the best Solulu
Delulu is not the solulu
"Hey, what type of maths is this? Oh wait, I forgot it's gay maths." I am still rolling on the floor.
MaximBady bringing the exact style of content that got me addicted to his videos all these years later
Mexican Math, if you see a Mexican with 5 shots of tequila he’s only had one. If you see him finishing the whole tequila bottle he is not drunk yet and it counts as 2 shoots of tequila and he’s just warming up.
A bottle of tequila only counts as one drink ☝️
Shots*
😅
🤣
I agree... I'm Latin and that's true.
Having a few African friends, your "African maths" comment just cracked me up. When we decide to hang out, I've learned to just name a time an hour or so earlier than I actually want.
Gay guy needs a reality check. That's not how family works.
Edit: That craving lady is craving therapy.
I went from the video with the girl wanting access to a man's bank account to this video about girl math. 😂
Craving mother and father energy? What if I'm just a big guy who's hungry 😂 A whole lot of delulu going on in this video!
That girl math is the reason things get sold quicker when they're 1 cent cheaper 🙄
RIP 😂😂😂😂 I don't think we'll ever see home after this again 😂🙈🙈
"if you are a single child, your dad is gay."
Meanwhile the dad married to his wife...
Girl math are more comedian than American math 😭😂😂
Ok I'm pretty sure the first 2 videos were fake but they were hilarious! Especially the 2nd 1 cause I can see that actually being a real thing 🤣🤣🤣
The 3rd video however, might actually be real, but I'm already used to such stupidity levels online lol
“Praying to Taylor Swift...” 🤣🤣🤣 As a NON-Swiftie, I loved this bit. XD
ADHD math:
If I have 10,000 fidgets I’m going hyper
If I have 1 Pompom I’m fine
If I’m talking to someone I can’t focus
If i’m alone I can focus on anything
I would be uncomfortable if this is brought up in schools.
I can't stop laughing at these clowns 😂😂😂
*Asian Maths:* Always looks for offers and NEVER buy an item at whole price, it’s always go bulk or go home. Buy clothes only in the festival season!!!
"That is also African time!" 😂
3:37 I was hoping for it to be an African dad voiceover from EmanWekesa or Monzz Ent saying “Jeeeessusss what did you say ahh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Impossible not to laugh whenever I watch your videos
1:19 South Asian math: if costs 38 bucks it means it's 59 bucks
“Jesus Christ on a motorbike “😂
I've been searching for this comment 😂
My dad needs to just come live with me at this point because I'm always craving Pizza & bread. But also I need cheese on my pizza and in my bread so my mom must come too. Actually let me just move back home to avoid hunger
Solid computation here!
Yup.. Sounds like a plan
Soooooo.... according to the second clip... if I am a penguin... but I think about pigeons.. does that make me a pigeon instead?
That's just 'SCIENCE' he said 😂😂😂
*shhe
“No. Im just hungry and I want bread” got me rolling😂😂😂😂😂
And we thought High School maths was confusing .
2:56 i literally spat out my drink😂😂😂
0:35 this was so funny 😂
That sounds like African math 😂 , ever show up early
Not praying to Taylor swift 😂😂
If there is an offer to buy 2 items and save $2 but I buy just 1 and save $6. That's a savings. My math 😂
@2:29 one small correction. It's being delulu with some guy's money :)
CaseOh math: if CaseOh goes to McDonald’s and orders one Big Mac, by the time he leaves he would have eaten the whole McDonald’s
As a Gold Vedic Olympiad math winner, I know about straight division. When I told my other friend that does vedic that I like gay division (regular curved division.) He showed me this.
Wh..at??
As a girl, I cannot comprehend how girl math works…
The math is MATHING
Girl maths is maths, that sends a Mars space craft to the Sun and not to Mars as it was intended to...😅 😂😂😊
I really wish "girl math" worked😂😂😂😂
"Praying to Taylor Swift" 🤣
The dumbing down of people through social media and television is real. Perfect examples right here haha
I just pray that at least some of them are joking. But it's tiktok, so you can't be for sure really.
@@torgejh9189Gay math was joking, girl math was joking (with the caveat that some people actually do that). Approximately 85% certain.
Am lucky that bro wasn’t my math teacher💀
I freaking love girl math. I invest in ulta, and louis Vuitton. Great investments. Women spend like... There's no comparison 😂😂😂
Hmmm....
This is clever ...
Hmmm..... If I make some cash soon, thx in advance. 😊
Yeah man, I feel you, I've heard this one, comparing their investment to bag and shoes with gold and stocks 😂
3:10 That delivery got me rolling under bed😂😂😂😂😂😂
New Zealand math: if you have 2 pavlovas but one does not have fruit on it you have only had 1 pavlova if you live in New Zealand you have 4 sheep if something is on special for months and the price still goes up when on special we still buy and think we get a good deal
so basically...
Gay math: you are faster than straights, but come late and you need to drink a lot. Also one person in the family is always gay
Girl math: fall for marketing strategy and tricks, and convince yourself that *you* were smart, not the stores
0:58 Then how was I born?
As a girl, i have no idea what they all are talking about. Maybe i am bad at maths
0:53
WHY IS THAT REAL 💀💀💀
Very aesthetic maths (VERY HARD TO LEARN⚠️🚨): 2+2 = 4, MIND BLOWN RIGHT?!🤯
The girl math actually makes sense if you're someone who's in denial about their spending and you have a shopping habit.
The girl math has a man's credit card in small print as a footnote lol
I think my brain rebooted during the video because i forgot I was watching and zoned out till the end.
I guess i'm not delulu😆
I think my brain just committed suicide
@0:40 That part 😂😂😂
In gay math you don't calculate, you cockulate.
Indian math: if something costs 10$ then it is best to bargain for 5$😂...
Smart!
This might not work here in Canada but it depends on the owner of the shop. I've have gotten cheaper prices.
0:00
I have a bi friend in my school and he’s a nice guy. Gay activists? They’re just fighting for their rights and happiness. But this guy? This man is just insane.
They already have all rights that straight people have and now they have more rights. You can be fired for being straight but not gay. In fact you can’t even arrest them for cheese pizza
Gay math: they're always late and they're hoping someone's gay.
Girl math: they end up broke. There's a joke about being married: when you go to a prostitute, that might cost you $100 but if you get married you should be happy if you're left with $100.
And the prostitute actually does the naughty with you! :D
Girl math is sugar baby math.
Girl math is far better than other two clips.
My mom is one of 5 kids. Her mom was one of 11 kids. My aunt (dad's side) has 7 bio kids and 1 adopted. Not a single one of those family members are gay. His 1 in 4 sibling math is not adding up. My aunt with the 8 kids; her second birth was to twins and both of them are living in a happily hetero marriage.
As a man who worked his way to pre-calculus by senior year of high school, I find the “math” in this video insulting. 1st one is just a perverse probability having nothing to do with science, the second is just being irresponsible with money and the last one is just a bunch of aura mumbo jumbo about cravings.
No one likes you bro
Jessssuuusssss christttttt onnnnn aaaaa motaaaaa bikeeeee😂😂😂
Man math, every time I wake up at 5am, I hit the snooze button 500 times, why? Because 500 times adds up to 5 minutes
Girl math translation: I want to save face and lie.
Me at lunch time after watching this video: Perhaps I am craving for both my father and mother 🤔
Equal opportunity incest. Impressive
BOI!!! I had a piece of baguette in my mouth when she said that!!!
South African math: if a day is 24 hours, it's actually 14
Wow, we lived at the same era as those people with 5000 BC brain power.
You should watch the pyramids documentaries. 5000bc brainpower is something to brag about
2:07 I mean it's like that for most DIY projects and many investments. In most DIY projects you technically save money on paper but then you have to spend so much time on it and gather knowledge that it would probably not even equal out if the time spent is accounted for. And it might not even work first try..
Human math: is Jonny has 4 apples and eats 2 he has 2 left over
2:05 I can understand how their math is mathing.
You see, They say "20-20+70", Which does equal to 70, When in reality it's "70-20"
That last lady : If you are craving anything at all, you're not hungry you just want X thing
That's enough internet for the year... all 377 days of the year. 🌚
Gays believing in science was the best joke on that TikTok 😂🤣
This dude is hilarious 😂😂😂❤❤❤
guy math, your entire worth divided by 2 = the cost of marriage ;)
This made me subscribe finally. 😂
Irish Math drink till you see 3 of everything and aim for the one in the middle.