Eating A Cow Without Hurting It

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @yoavjm4651
    @yoavjm4651 4 года назад +32332

    -He has never clickbaited us.
    -He credits his sources.
    -He gets straight to the point.
    -He isn't a sellout.
    -He doesn't beg us to subscribe.
    -He doesn't violently bludgeon us with avertisements of other social media platform that he uses.
    Ladies and Gents. I believe we have found the Perfect RUclips Channel

    • @sergiothee
      @sergiothee 4 года назад +482

      *perfect after PewDiePie

    • @pkyt2458
      @pkyt2458 4 года назад +332

      Shut up

    • @fbi3233
      @fbi3233 4 года назад +749

      In the past 30 seconds I have seen 17 of these

    • @dinh6327
      @dinh6327 4 года назад +183

      He does clickbait
      Edit: if you see his most popular some vids are misleading titles. Fo example the very old turtle video

    • @hello-hb1ll
      @hello-hb1ll 4 года назад +19

      Yep

  • @erikr695
    @erikr695 4 года назад +47905

    Cannibal: “So can human cells also be turned into meat? I’m asking for a friend.”

  • @12_eyes41
    @12_eyes41 4 года назад +2376

    Plot twist: The cows haven’t eaten their snickers and therefore they’re not themselves

  • @karisbumgardner52
    @karisbumgardner52 Год назад +56

    for anyone wondering, the last clip of the dude with the drone: he is sitting on something called "giants causeway." it is a natural landform off of the nothern coast of ireland that was created by lava inching towards the coast and that turning into those columns when the lava met the water. they all have 5-7 sides and some reach 300 feet.

  • @DDayDG
    @DDayDG 4 года назад +9783

    That’s 1 step closer to humans being able to regenerate.

    • @doublearon1073
      @doublearon1073 4 года назад +154

      Oh dam

    • @elmonte4113
      @elmonte4113 4 года назад +51

      OML- lets!!

    • @mio-mx2qx
      @mio-mx2qx 4 года назад +587

      we can finally commit cannabalism without being a murderer

    • @frogger133
      @frogger133 4 года назад +139

      We already regenerate...

    • @XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev
      @XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev 4 года назад +65

      Looking forward to immortality and disease immunity.

  • @hmm7808
    @hmm7808 4 года назад +1621

    Scientist: *does something revolutionary
    People: look at that kitty kat

  • @adammascarenhas7837
    @adammascarenhas7837 4 года назад +1416

    “Imagine waking up and seeing this view everyday”
    *Looking at the dog instead*

  • @HighTher3
    @HighTher3 Год назад +205

    I love opossums. Such awesome creatures. I know a lot of people think they're ugly but I think they're cute

  • @shoggy3890
    @shoggy3890 4 года назад +19067

    "Eating a cow without hurting it"
    Vegans: *I've won, but at what cost*

    • @archermadsen2028
      @archermadsen2028 4 года назад +147

      What?

    • @kk-qu1zc
      @kk-qu1zc 4 года назад +964

      @@archermadsen2028 what dont you get?

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 4 года назад +245

      Pathetic Dwight Schrute made a machine like that years ago

    • @SeeTea13
      @SeeTea13 4 года назад +561

      Vegans don't eats product comes from an anima-
      Hol up

    • @letmetellyouabouttheconsti139
      @letmetellyouabouttheconsti139 4 года назад +67

      It costed money to buy a cow then get the cells and eat it

  • @zachj8101
    @zachj8101 4 года назад +3124

    First clip takes the meaning of “No animals were hurt in the making of this video” to a literal level.

  • @kaloreskri7663
    @kaloreskri7663 4 года назад +502

    This cows couldn't stop licking this cat.
    Cat: *It's free bath*

    • @xxjoebamaxx7782
      @xxjoebamaxx7782 4 года назад +10

      So you dont have to pay for the water so you dont have to pay for the bath tub so you dont have to pay for the space in the house so *_Its free real estate_*

    • @AJ-vj3es
      @AJ-vj3es 4 года назад +2

      Nether Hero I’m so confused

    • @wuwusa
      @wuwusa 4 года назад +1

      @@xxjoebamaxx7782 LOLLL

    • @oofsong9496
      @oofsong9496 4 года назад

      @@xxjoebamaxx7782 Not even for the tongue.

  • @detestabledumpling8938
    @detestabledumpling8938 2 года назад +79

    That final video of Iceland does not do it justice. Even if you think that it looks cool, it is 10 times more amazing in person.

  • @floofywoofer2086
    @floofywoofer2086 4 года назад +2421

    Teacher: what do you wanna be when you grow up?
    Kid: A lava collector.

    • @newtsbomber2088
      @newtsbomber2088 4 года назад +12

      Kevthefurrygamer
      Same tho

    • @silverr5155
      @silverr5155 4 года назад +11

      That would be cool

    • @exoevo8555
      @exoevo8555 4 года назад +13

      @@fishgarbage16 very simple to be a lava collector, put 3 iron in a crafting bench and find a lava pool. No need for some education.

    • @pozotos1918
      @pozotos1918 4 года назад +3

      a scientist you mean smartass?!

    • @jasonllorente6818
      @jasonllorente6818 4 года назад +6

      Nicesuu
      Shhhhh, nobody needs to hear your thoughts.

  • @bringbackbomber7io110
    @bringbackbomber7io110 4 года назад +1732

    The possum is a creature whose defense mechanism is an anxiety attack

    • @Not_Aran8276
      @Not_Aran8276 4 года назад +8

      朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片,在香港这座城市的设计数点结合的走私服务是因为穷,不能理解其他妈的。

    • @joemamaisfat
      @joemamaisfat 4 года назад +33

      Same here bud

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 4 года назад +11

      then im a furry i guess

    • @tootart8858
      @tootart8858 4 года назад +14

      middle school girls when they don't get there way

    • @dianeregus4474
      @dianeregus4474 4 года назад +15

      middle school girls when they don't get their way

  • @Isaac-sf9oq
    @Isaac-sf9oq 4 года назад +2759

    The guy collecting lava must be like “this isn’t as easy as Minecraft”

    • @giulianoo983
      @giulianoo983 4 года назад +140

      😂 We planted vegetables in our garden yesterday. But we had to remove all the roots and shit first. Wasn’t as easy as in minecraft either.

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 4 года назад +7

      @@giulianoo983 r/nobodyasked

    • @MCPEAnthony
      @MCPEAnthony 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @MCPEAnthony
      @MCPEAnthony 4 года назад +62

      @@Inkypencil22 I seen woooosh
      But never seen someone did this lmao

    • @dusscode
      @dusscode 4 года назад +40

      Inkypencil prick.

  • @hansdavis7335
    @hansdavis7335 Год назад +15

    "I could just eat you up" in a literal sense without it being disturbing.

  • @soup6381
    @soup6381 4 года назад +2204

    Plot twist: the scientist was creating obsidian for his nether portal

  • @cheesynuggets
    @cheesynuggets 4 года назад +269

    00:55 He's not collecting samples, he's making obsidian for his nether portal.

    • @flightsailer
      @flightsailer 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @viruspyt
      @viruspyt 4 года назад +6

      cheesynuggets Some dude copies your comment and got more likes :(
      Now this guy has more likes :)

    • @picklejuice6699
      @picklejuice6699 4 года назад

      Lol I was about to say that

    • @gamervirus359
      @gamervirus359 4 года назад +1

      Ahh yes a man of culture

    • @Summacide
      @Summacide 4 года назад +1

      He needs that new armour

  • @youtubeuser5210
    @youtubeuser5210 4 года назад +2165

    “This scientist is collecting lava to be studied later”
    Boi this guy be trying to make a nether portal

    • @shisul5813
      @shisul5813 4 года назад +18

      FAX BRUH he tryna chase the potions

    • @babyduck01
      @babyduck01 4 года назад +41

      He hasn’t got any coal anymore so he needs to go the next best option

    • @LeventK
      @LeventK 4 года назад +5

      Making obsidian is difficult.

    • @rihze
      @rihze 4 года назад +22

      actually, since the lava is being put ontop of the water hes making a cobblestone generator lmao

    • @soupricemf1260
      @soupricemf1260 4 года назад +1

      @مكافحة شحاذين الايكات السريه
      u ar freakin right

  • @zaksnow2233
    @zaksnow2233 2 года назад +37

    I remember reading about the ethically-sourced meat in a pre-teen's magazine called Muse! One reader later replied in the letters section about how they were concerned this might put their family out of business... (their dad was a farmer.)

    • @skaruts
      @skaruts 2 года назад +8

      Things change over time and that tends to happen. My parents had an extremely profitable grocery store... until large supermarkets started cropping up all over the place. Thing is, though, if my dad had been smarter, he could've expanded and be one of the first to get into larger scale stores. Everything evolves, and so must we.

    • @olive6785
      @olive6785 Год назад +11

      Oh no! The dad can no longer murder for money how sad!

    • @HelloKurse
      @HelloKurse Год назад +12

      @@olive6785 Get a grip on reality.

    • @TheChocoboRacer
      @TheChocoboRacer Год назад +9

      @@HelloKurse To be fair, its a valid viewpoint. Who is to say cats and dogs don't have their own logical and valid perceptions of reality, without the complex communication genes we have to describe their reality? In essence, if you just consider the fact that animals are equally living through an experience comparable to our own, it is valid enough to compare killing an animal to murder.
      If anything, accepting that animals are inferior beings and ignoring their killings in order to enjoy meat without considering the sacrifice is closer to dissociation of reality then questioning the morality of animal killing is. We as a species tend to de-value the existence of others for various convenient purposes, slavery in america is an excellent example, but I would argue enslavement of animals is too.

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe Год назад +5

      ​@@HelloKurse This is so ironic, I wish you could understand why.

  • @Nuthzable
    @Nuthzable 4 года назад +736

    Rememberer when Dwight said he invented a device that allows him to extract meat from a horse without killing it? We all laughed at him. Well who's laughing now?

    • @Eli-vx6xv
      @Eli-vx6xv 4 года назад +2

      Lmaooo

    • @gummypoppa
      @gummypoppa 4 года назад +1

      who’s Dwight?

    • @NoobNoobNews
      @NoobNoobNews 4 года назад +40

      @@gummypoppa The guy who figured out how to extract meat from a horse without killing it.

    • @ZachAttack-fy5dl
      @ZachAttack-fy5dl 4 года назад +3

      Yeah dude I commented that (not saying your stealing, I’m fine with it) it was at Pam and Jim’s wedding and he was telling the Isabel he had 9 and 3/4 horses.

    • @JosueDeerFox
      @JosueDeerFox 4 года назад

      me

  • @HarriWasHere
    @HarriWasHere 4 года назад +370

    Everybody gangsta til the scientist gets a bit of lava on his shoe

    • @TwelveRisks
      @TwelveRisks 4 года назад +6

      HarriWasHere i was thinking the same thing while watching the clip

    • @nils8130
      @nils8130 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @jwhrjpg
    @jwhrjpg 4 года назад +625

    lava to be studied later? nah he's just gathering obsidian for his nether portal

    • @natalia-ge1bv
      @natalia-ge1bv 4 года назад +25

      underrated comment

    • @whywhy8276
      @whywhy8276 4 года назад +19

      yeah, gotta see that new nether update brothers!

    • @bud1221
      @bud1221 4 года назад +18

      Minecraft is gay
      It's still gay
      I'm joking obviously

    • @richyflamingo6156
      @richyflamingo6156 4 года назад +4

      BuT tHaTs nOt HoW yOu CoLlEcT oBsIdIaN aNd NeThEr Is OnLy In MiNeCrAfT

    • @gooppixel
      @gooppixel 4 года назад +1

      WHY? WHY!?!??! The new update is really cool. I can’t wait for what’s next for Minecraft

  • @dragonix8527
    @dragonix8527 2 года назад +8

    Legends say those ants are still trying to drag that ladybug off to this day.

  • @RikoClawzer
    @RikoClawzer 4 года назад +728

    When he said "imagine waking up to a view like this" i agree, the dog was very eye catching

  • @drnolon
    @drnolon 4 года назад +772

    Jesus I was expecting that opossum to bite him any second..

    • @emcrectangled
      @emcrectangled 4 года назад +26

      yeah it started showing it's teeth

    • @mattsupertramp6506
      @mattsupertramp6506 4 года назад +30

      They don't bite, it's a bluff

    • @Dustinlove102
      @Dustinlove102 4 года назад +12

      Matt Supertramp
      “GET YOUR OPOSSUM”
      “He don’t bite”
      “YeS hE Do”

    • @maxis_playz9911
      @maxis_playz9911 4 года назад +2

      drnolon they don’t control when they wake up, it natural they do it when they are in danger. He woke up I’m guessing unless he got ran over

    • @jesuschrist-kl6eo
      @jesuschrist-kl6eo 4 года назад +3

      Someone said Jesus?

  • @mahogakko
    @mahogakko 4 года назад +2792

    “Eating a cow without hurting it”
    PETA: _imma pretend I didn’t see that_

    • @stinger2104
      @stinger2104 4 года назад +12

      Who’s peta

    • @InternetDweller009
      @InternetDweller009 4 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @Anonymous2627
      @Anonymous2627 4 года назад +61

      @@stinger2104 what's the use of your browser? Search it before commenting

    • @Solidslicer
      @Solidslicer 4 года назад +74

      @Monster PETA is your username basically

    • @whut6144
      @whut6144 4 года назад +2

      They probably have the same consciousness as when you were a baby its just pointless they don't even remember they feel pain

  • @cake5627
    @cake5627 Год назад +20

    Imagine if you were having a family dinner and the meat just started moving

  • @Pipopipopi_123
    @Pipopipopi_123 4 года назад +1405

    "Imagine waking up and looking at a view like this--"
    Me: Looks at puppy

  • @BushVFX
    @BushVFX 4 года назад +789

    “He’s collecting lava to research later”
    Him: *creating obsidian*

    • @MrCoffeeCrisp_
      @MrCoffeeCrisp_ 4 года назад +43

      Quit lying, he’s making cobblestone, lava going on water = cobblestone

    • @PotatoPizza420
      @PotatoPizza420 4 года назад +7

      Mr CoffeeCrisp but he’s putting the lava into the water... when you put lava into the flowing water it turns into obsidian

    • @tndmliamgaming6265
      @tndmliamgaming6265 4 года назад +14

      @@PotatoPizza420 but it isn't flowing

    • @Hjonks4627
      @Hjonks4627 4 года назад +3

      @@tndmliamgaming6265 so cobblestone

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 года назад

      Why can’t we say that he is making both

  • @skirt1927
    @skirt1927 4 года назад +905

    Plot twist: The possum was pretending to be alive

  • @FedericBan-tz9cq
    @FedericBan-tz9cq Год назад +3

    2:39 I visited this place, called Reynisfjara in Iceland, when I was 14... One of the most fascinating locations I've ever seen.

  • @redyoshi6554
    @redyoshi6554 3 года назад +2911

    Fun fact: Possums aren't pretending, they are fully unconscious, as they get so stressed out that they knock themselves out.

  • @toga4900
    @toga4900 4 года назад +545

    Imagine talking to our grandkids in 60 years “you know there was once a time where animals had to die in order for us to eat them”

    • @leo-yf9rw
      @leo-yf9rw 4 года назад +15

      Maybe that time will come, but yet, we have to kill them. But it should be done without stress or pain, yes there is a method to do so.

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 4 года назад +50

      And then your grandkids reply with: "Gran, you're confused again. We still do that."

    • @angryboi801
      @angryboi801 4 года назад +4

      @@leo-yf9rw thats how they do it tho

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 4 года назад +3

      I swear this comment just had 96 likes-

    • @user-jq9fg3sk7q
      @user-jq9fg3sk7q 4 года назад +5

      I would still be here teaching them how to hunt

  • @julian5553
    @julian5553 4 года назад +2813

    20 years later: how to eat a cow which doesn’t even exist

    • @mohata605
      @mohata605 4 года назад +36

      I replied to this comment when it had 0 likes

    • @mohata605
      @mohata605 4 года назад +19

      More like 500 years later

    • @AdamSmith-qu5bv
      @AdamSmith-qu5bv 4 года назад +90

      "How to hurt a cow without eating it"

    • @GoUpv13
      @GoUpv13 4 года назад +29

      @@AdamSmith-qu5bv support milk industry xd

    • @mrhackerman1595
      @mrhackerman1595 4 года назад +6

      Very possible

  • @Lemon-juiceIRL
    @Lemon-juiceIRL Год назад +2

    1:55 are we not gonna talk about the dog that stares into your soul as you walk to the balcony of your death! 💀

  • @Waterbug1591
    @Waterbug1591 4 года назад +532

    Cow: What's this brown hay that tastes funny?
    Cat: Keep going...

    • @Trigger__Happy
      @Trigger__Happy 4 года назад +17

      *Finally I don’t have to rely on the dog to do this job*

  • @RadenWA
    @RadenWA 3 года назад +1500

    “Collecting lava” man really do be playing minecraft irl

  • @daftspect
    @daftspect 4 года назад +833

    imagine showing that piece of meat to the cow and going “this you?”

    • @Reactiontime6000
      @Reactiontime6000 4 года назад +7

      Uh

    • @Ashutok
      @Ashutok 4 года назад +47

      “Nah it’s a old picture “

    • @dogebond6960
      @dogebond6960 4 года назад +7

      Omfg I got an ad for a swifter just before this vid and the lady said this is you to her dog wtf

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 4 года назад +9

      Shove the meat into it's mouth and force the cow to eat itself!

    • @robertschoennauer9040
      @robertschoennauer9040 4 года назад +1

      Zaxor Von Skyler that’s what she said

  • @redditmanufactory
    @redditmanufactory 2 года назад +6

    if i always woke up to that view i would never be stressed

  • @thecrabbowithastabbo7370
    @thecrabbowithastabbo7370 4 года назад +437

    cmon he isn gonna study the lava...
    my man is just trying to build his nether portal

    • @tenji1995
      @tenji1995 4 года назад +5

      Why is he mixing the water bucket with lava

    • @joho1095
      @joho1095 4 года назад +26

      @@tenji1995 Its a new trick so you don't have to mine the obsidian block. You just make it in the bucket

    • @louiewya
      @louiewya 4 года назад +3

      this comment deserves more likes

    • @_awkwardness_5884
      @_awkwardness_5884 4 года назад +1

      @@joho1095 he placed the lava on top of the water though that's why the obsidian wasn't formed probably, what a noob am I right

    • @louiewya
      @louiewya 4 года назад

      •Minti_Mochiii• exactly what i said

  • @zenniththefolf4888
    @zenniththefolf4888 4 года назад +494

    Opossum: *Trying to play dead*
    Also Opossum: *Opens mouth and makes happy noises from being scratched*

    • @TigaToonsELTiagor
      @TigaToonsELTiagor 4 года назад +26

      Or that or angry.

    • @heyPeter234
      @heyPeter234 4 года назад +33

      I love how not that many people realize that opossums are EXTREMELY nasty. They carry so many awful diseases. And They would rip your hand apart if you ever tried something like that. Never get close to opossums, they are giant rats. Handle them with gloves.

    • @llamasaurwithabiscuit5690
      @llamasaurwithabiscuit5690 4 года назад +12

      @@heyPeter234 I too am like a giant rat so I relate to opossums

    • @corriban
      @corriban 4 года назад +17

      @@heyPeter234 Can't fully agree here. It takes a LOT for an opossum to fight you. 9 out of 10 times it'll play dead just like the one in the video. It's only if you start hurting it that it might try to bite to get away. But gloves are a good idea regardless because they often carry parasites and you don't want that on your hands. And don't drop the "O" because possums (australian) are cuties and I bet they are offended by the comparison.

    • @heyPeter234
      @heyPeter234 4 года назад +3

      @@corriban thanks for the kind correction. 👍

  • @limediamond4595
    @limediamond4595 4 года назад +1094

    Possum: *playing dead*
    Person: *pets them*
    Possum: *happiness noises*

  • @FancyFreestyler
    @FancyFreestyler Год назад +3

    2:07 wow this is really BREATHtaking

  • @Pinkerfella
    @Pinkerfella 4 года назад +1803

    “Eating cows without hurting them”
    Vegans: _wait a damn minute_

    • @dionzombie1235
      @dionzombie1235 4 года назад +46

      Yeah but vegans are also to save water because cows use more water then plants

    • @winifycodm
      @winifycodm 4 года назад +30

      @@dionzombie1235 r/wooosh

    • @robloxnoob626
      @robloxnoob626 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 4 года назад +15

      @@winifycodm do you even know how to use the rwoosh lol

    • @BonaBonana
      @BonaBonana 4 года назад +7

      @@dionzombie1235 Wtf is wrong with those stupid overly sensitive vegans??

  • @SivaR1020
    @SivaR1020 4 года назад +619

    Cat: Should I bath?
    Cat: I don't like water. It is cows then

  • @carmelaalapide4552
    @carmelaalapide4552 4 года назад +1861

    Scientist: *puts lava and water in the bucket at the same time*
    Minecraft players: *_That's illegal_*

    • @coliando7380
      @coliando7380 4 года назад +28

      I liked this comment so that you could get 69 likes

    • @dxx000
      @dxx000 4 года назад +21

      @@coliando7380 you are good person

    • @naomakimura
      @naomakimura 4 года назад +5

      Ssinz is my life and he put it in there with a netherite pickaxe

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 4 года назад +2

      Don't bring that minecraft shit into here. Ffs. Stay away

    • @raptorzilla0710
      @raptorzilla0710 4 года назад +17

      Bucket of obsidian

  • @rus-the-editor
    @rus-the-editor Год назад +1

    1:57 imagine having a good night rest and then an airplane just flies by

  • @ian-roadto0subscribers564
    @ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 года назад +474

    a man who goes to lava with a water bucket?
    *bruh he is literally making the nether portal for the boss fight in July*

    • @sock3981
      @sock3981 4 года назад +1

      What boss fight?

    • @FishieFishFosh
      @FishieFishFosh 4 года назад +11

      dream approves of this

    • @chuuyanakaharas
      @chuuyanakaharas 4 года назад +1

      @@FishieFishFosh YES AHAJJS

    • @lordlang906
      @lordlang906 4 года назад +5

      Achievement unlocked: hot stuff

    • @Tidepod_Prince
      @Tidepod_Prince 4 года назад

      Rokketz ender dragon and wither decided to team up ;-;

  • @chupakabruhhh1613
    @chupakabruhhh1613 4 года назад +1111

    **clearly harmful lava**
    My brain: "Go bounce on it."

  • @TheRealTrucido
    @TheRealTrucido 2 года назад +1

    lol 1:25 the opossum is like "hahaha jokes on youuuuu"

  • @ElZik3r
    @ElZik3r 4 года назад +2699

    So... Minecraft wasn't wrong at all, you can actually hold lava in a bucket

    • @hellothere3270
      @hellothere3270 4 года назад +79

      But minecraft was wrong about lava turning into obsidian when touching the water

    • @Androidy
      @Androidy 4 года назад +23

      @@hellothere3270 But it was turning into obsidian¡ !¡ ¹1!!!!M

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 4 года назад +1

      HELLO THERE What

    • @hellothere3270
      @hellothere3270 4 года назад

      @@Androidy or was it?

    • @voidpickle5684
      @voidpickle5684 4 года назад +3

      But only if there is water to cool it down

  • @edcodefreo7766
    @edcodefreo7766 4 года назад +808

    "This cow couldn't stop licking the cat"
    *2 hours later*
    "Hey wheres the cat?"

    • @Explicitcyan
      @Explicitcyan 4 года назад +7

      Underated comment

    • @syclone2244
      @syclone2244 4 года назад +21

      @@Explicitcyan No not at all... you see, when someone comments underrated on a comment, that creates a overrated comment...

    • @calcharlene
      @calcharlene 4 года назад +2

      First one to make me laugh c:

    • @pwetmongmatigas
      @pwetmongmatigas 4 года назад +2

      @@syclone2244 k

    • @dprssdcat
      @dprssdcat 4 года назад +2

      *Epic bruh moment*

  • @robsyhood
    @robsyhood 4 года назад +154

    possum: oh no a human! must play dead
    human: touches possum
    possum: hehe that tickles

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games 3 года назад +6253

    I like how he peels back the skin to get the good lava in the center.

    • @lowrider81hd
      @lowrider81hd 3 года назад +47

      That’s such a cool job!!!

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 3 года назад +136

      Well yea. The center tastes like Doritos Nacho

    • @themeatman3387
      @themeatman3387 3 года назад +43

      the skin

    • @vertimane
      @vertimane 3 года назад +65

      “Aye bro, I got dat good lava. You hear me?”

    • @thet5961
      @thet5961 3 года назад +38

      *the good lava*

  • @morrits3969
    @morrits3969 4 года назад +2807

    Title: eating cow without hurting it
    Vegans: visible confusion

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 года назад +42

      wouldn't be viable because you would be "enslaving" the cow

    • @fire1446
      @fire1446 4 года назад +107

      @@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi even though youre giving it a much happier life?

    • @x1v160
      @x1v160 4 года назад +71

      I suppose it depends what kind of lifestyle the Cow had to me. I know many vegans would have opposed it but a cow that gets to graze grass all day and then gets poked with a small needle once a day to produce a couple pounds of meat would been a ok with old vegan me.
      Now that's a pretty Rosey picture though. If the cow lived in factory farm arguably it wouldn't be happy as I could be and old vegan me would still have opposed it.

    • @Fireball006
      @Fireball006 4 года назад +24

      Jacob B ah yes keeping it in a fenced in area away from all predators, it’s domesticated so if they let it free it would likely be eaten alive by other animals

    • @Dom-tk4nb
      @Dom-tk4nb 4 года назад +34

      @@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi As a vegan, I'd need to hear more about it. Don't talk for us trying to make us look bad, that's shitty.

  • @egelbets
    @egelbets 4 года назад +1476

    Humans: *eat cow without hurting it*
    Cows: *eat cat without hurting it*

  • @FireCheeks
    @FireCheeks Год назад +1

    Me casually chopping off my hand with a machete after touching a random possum😀

  • @oef4armyvet.ipconflict422
    @oef4armyvet.ipconflict422 4 года назад +967

    That dog sounds like hes trying to start his motor but the starter is going bad lol

    • @dylanders2473
      @dylanders2473 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @ShoaibKurdi
      @ShoaibKurdi 4 года назад

      Gold

    • @AKALeon-ir8ww
      @AKALeon-ir8ww 4 года назад

      Doggo sounds like a fat Karen

    • @Anirossa
      @Anirossa 4 года назад

      Dunk Master Darius omg wahahahahahaha

    • @TheDagger55
      @TheDagger55 4 года назад

      0:29 Literally looks like Mr. Beast (Boomer Version)

  • @Drifter-cw1bv
    @Drifter-cw1bv 4 года назад +636

    Cat: *just vibin*
    Cows: *WE MUST G R O O M THE YOUNG ONE*

  • @appleapple2669
    @appleapple2669 4 года назад +1725

    “Eating a cow without hurting”
    Me In my head: dam they gave a cow pain killers

    • @Baronthecat-yt8hj
      @Baronthecat-yt8hj 4 года назад +17

      Man me two

    • @LoriCrabtree31
      @LoriCrabtree31 4 года назад +18

      That was better than my first idea. I was thinking how cruel it is to eat a cow alive just because it has nerve damage, dang creeps! I still wouldn't eat the manufactured beef from this process.

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 4 года назад +5

      Wait a second
      You've got a f**king point there

    • @bloopcool8875
      @bloopcool8875 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @dakpu7404
      @dakpu7404 4 года назад +2

      Lmaoooooo

  • @teacherpractices4339
    @teacherpractices4339 Год назад

    0:56 You have me not being able to cook because I'm afraid of oil getting on me
    And this guy :

  • @allerasthesphinx7184
    @allerasthesphinx7184 4 года назад +780

    Those ants be like: Stop resisting Karen, your under arrest.
    Karen: No I’m not.

  • @yeboinatin604
    @yeboinatin604 4 года назад +850

    Title: “How To Eat a Cow Without Hurting it.”
    Cows: “*I’m listening*”

  • @aSloppySandwich
    @aSloppySandwich 4 года назад +576

    Cat: * just vibin *
    Cows: *WE MUST G R O O M THE YOUNG ONE*

    • @slimjim2pack948
      @slimjim2pack948 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Willy72070
      @Willy72070 4 года назад +1

      😂 Underrated

    • @kito1san
      @kito1san 4 года назад +10

      Those cow going to have some serious furball to cough out.

    • @hudsongrove5586
      @hudsongrove5586 4 года назад

      I love reading comments like this before I see the video and having no idea what to expect

    • @phuonglu1332
      @phuonglu1332 4 года назад

      Jesus christ this comment is getting likes every sec

  • @jonathanli31
    @jonathanli31 Год назад +1

    "Eating a cow without hurting it" is a phrase that can be interpreted in different ways...

  • @Kratos_Messi7050
    @Kratos_Messi7050 4 года назад +4427

    People: we have made a beef without slaughtering the cows
    Vegans: *Sweats Profusely*

    • @guh2908
      @guh2908 4 года назад +672

      love how you separated vegans from people

    • @thatoneguy339
      @thatoneguy339 4 года назад +44

      Lmao

    • @hackxe5962
      @hackxe5962 4 года назад +63

      It should be "scientists" not "people" lol

    • @Kratos_Messi7050
      @Kratos_Messi7050 4 года назад +143

      @@hackxe5962 scientist and people are the same *people*

    • @iquit5817
      @iquit5817 4 года назад +56

      Soup duh,vegans ain’t human 🙄

  • @theinsanememes
    @theinsanememes 4 года назад +2628

    *Title: "Eating cow without hurting it'*
    *Vegetarians: VISIBLE CONFUSION*

    • @Moonlight-kt3lw
      @Moonlight-kt3lw 4 года назад +23

      Lol im veg

    • @carnage1880
      @carnage1880 4 года назад +26

      1000 Subscribers Without Any Videos Challenge and vegans

    • @Moonlight-kt3lw
      @Moonlight-kt3lw 4 года назад +1

      @@carnage1880 yes that also

    • @doorstopper674
      @doorstopper674 4 года назад +12

      @@Moonlight-kt3lw would you eat lab grown meat?

    • @shunn889
      @shunn889 4 года назад +33

      @@doorstopper674 ngl yeah, If it was ethical

  • @rawgrave_
    @rawgrave_ 4 года назад +910

    Possum: plays dead because most predators don’t like dead food
    Vulture: *”Hello There”*

  • @NotFoxFoxYT
    @NotFoxFoxYT Год назад

    Me in a restaurant: “ hey can I have random meat from a cow” guy who serves: yeah of course
    3 weeks later Guy who serves comes back with a little peace of the cow

  • @human-fu1bn
    @human-fu1bn 4 года назад +1399

    “Eating cows without hurting it”
    Vegans have been real quiet now.

    • @aimeegarza9504
      @aimeegarza9504 4 года назад +57

      Vegan eating meat for the first time

    • @canthispotatoget10ksubs97
      @canthispotatoget10ksubs97 4 года назад +11

      True

    • @K4tsukis
      @K4tsukis 4 года назад +4

      Wait what I just commented this before seeing your comment lol

    • @bebelusica
      @bebelusica 4 года назад +11

      If this method of eating meat actually becomes implemented would it mean we'd all be vegans

    • @lilzurako5798
      @lilzurako5798 4 года назад +28

      Bebelusica Not exactly because your still eating MEAT just not killing the animal for it.

  • @therandomtintin6929
    @therandomtintin6929 4 года назад +4724

    Title: ”How to eat a Cow without hurting it”
    Vegetarians: *Impossible*

    • @LoneWolf-uv2tc
      @LoneWolf-uv2tc 4 года назад +168

      Vegans

    • @randomencounters7002
      @randomencounters7002 4 года назад +103

      But it does bring up the question if it’s considered vegan or not

    • @davide.9576
      @davide.9576 4 года назад +183

      @@randomencounters7002 I'm not sure, it technically is, but I doubt vegans would be happy about cows still being used for food, regardless of whether they're being hurt or not. If lab-grown meat becomes a huge thing, then I'm sure some places producing it would still treat the animals poorly, all under the guise of being 'vegan.'

    • @DA-js7xz
      @DA-js7xz 4 года назад +42

      The cultured meat industry involves a lot of us vegan biologists actually. ;)

    • @danniton9831
      @danniton9831 4 года назад +81

      @@davide.9576 Talking to vegans is the same as talking to a wall. No matter what, vegans will never be happy no matter what you do. Its a waste of time interacting with them.

  • @pluralraccoon2187
    @pluralraccoon2187 4 года назад +842

    The cat is like “ah yes someone actually grooming me and not vomiting hairballs”

  • @SebastianWellsTL
    @SebastianWellsTL 5 месяцев назад +1

    It's like that mutated SCP cow that never stops growing...

  • @SnepSquad
    @SnepSquad 4 года назад +1284

    “Imagine waking up and looking at a view like this every single day.” *looks at dog*

  • @monachopsis8050
    @monachopsis8050 4 года назад +1330

    “Imagine waking up, and looking at a view like this every single day”
    Me: hmmm yes that dog is fluffy and I love him

    • @lauracharles7106
      @lauracharles7106 4 года назад +2

      Same I was like yup the best thing to wake too❤

    • @ayelenn8902
      @ayelenn8902 4 года назад +1

      Who cares about the view? Is a beautiful fluffy dog!

    • @curlyrabbit_
      @curlyrabbit_ 4 года назад +3

      the sneeze was so precious i cant.

    • @hash6680
      @hash6680 4 года назад

      Imagine actually waking up from a simulation after getting hit by a truck

    • @jeppepedersen7006
      @jeppepedersen7006 4 года назад

      That one band kid Yes because every dog is male. At least in your dream world

  • @daithiocinnsealach1982
    @daithiocinnsealach1982 4 года назад +529

    0:55 Look inside his overalls. He's glowing orange. He's made of the stuff. He's a super villain and that's where he gets his powers from. He consumes lava.

  • @MrArturiukas123
    @MrArturiukas123 Год назад +12

    I hope more of this will be made in the future

  • @nyl2201
    @nyl2201 4 года назад +2164

    Vegans: Is this meat Vegetarian?
    *Yes but actually No*

    • @madxjuice3197
      @madxjuice3197 4 года назад +118

      Yesn't

    • @hamham1498
      @hamham1498 4 года назад +110

      "vegans: is this meat vegetarian?"
      _the irony in that statement-_

    • @TheDragShot
      @TheDragShot 4 года назад +83

      You could say it's vegetarian-friendly since no abuse is involved. Plus, they get some of the proteins they need. Absolute win.

    • @buccieratigamingstreams9695
      @buccieratigamingstreams9695 4 года назад +16

      Correction:Good guess, but actually no

    • @dawidtan8
      @dawidtan8 4 года назад +3

      Yesn't

  • @halpa13
    @halpa13 4 года назад +856

    People in library: *quiet*
    Balloon: It's show time.

    • @G____nate
      @G____nate 4 года назад +8

      **Balloon**

    • @halpa13
      @halpa13 4 года назад +4

      @@G____nate oh ye i made misstake

    • @bradriggien2946
      @bradriggien2946 4 года назад +4

      @@halpa13 **mistake**

    • @taper2k-kingtape750
      @taper2k-kingtape750 4 года назад +3

      Brad Riggien you forgot to put a period after that.

    • @bruhwtf2662
      @bruhwtf2662 4 года назад +3

      @@taper2k-kingtape750 you forgot to put an "@" in his name and highlight it blue

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 4 года назад +251

    "How does a Possum fail at playing Possum?" *Tickle it*

  • @Somethinorother.
    @Somethinorother. 10 месяцев назад

    my friend collecting lava samples: hey, catch!

  • @lyannabraxton2247
    @lyannabraxton2247 4 года назад +510

    "They dont really bite"
    Who else expected the possum to bite

    • @Succui
      @Succui 4 года назад +24

      Opossums are actually very sweet animals. They typically don’t bite at all, they hiss and show their teeth to scare predators.

    • @sladegenshin5090
      @sladegenshin5090 4 года назад +5

      It has rabies

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 4 года назад +4

      @@Succui You're a very sweet animal!

    • @daddythanos9062
      @daddythanos9062 4 года назад +4

      Slade Genshin actually opossums tend to be almost immune to rabies lol

    • @Succui
      @Succui 4 года назад +1

      Orange Swirl :))) opossums happen to be my favorite. They are little babies.

  • @justduit1090
    @justduit1090 4 года назад +376

    2020: Eating a cow without hurting it
    2100: Eating a cow without eating

  • @raunakkhadka5107
    @raunakkhadka5107 4 года назад +2058

    2020: Eating the cow without hurting it
    3030: Eating the cow without the cow

    • @bazdotorg
      @bazdotorg 4 года назад +84

      bro we already doing that

    • @TheHypnosBunny
      @TheHypnosBunny 4 года назад +20

      Veggies steak

    • @nvvce
      @nvvce 4 года назад +8

      actually i think its not eating the cow because no more cows left in the world

    • @javiermejia6580
      @javiermejia6580 4 года назад +9

      veganism will make cows go extinct

    • @Quvl
      @Quvl 4 года назад +2

      Ur gonna be eating nothing cuz no cows = no meat

  • @Zilkenian_Davenport
    @Zilkenian_Davenport Год назад

    Possum pretending to be dead: you're *not* helping with your amazing petting, human!!

  • @amyfonex52
    @amyfonex52 4 года назад +932

    “This guy let go of a balloon in a library”
    Balloon: *”shut up I’m tryna make my way to the toilet”*

  • @akaRitual
    @akaRitual 4 года назад +1427

    Random fact: Lego people technically live in a world made of their own flesh

  • @ilikesayingrandomthings9300
    @ilikesayingrandomthings9300 4 года назад +434

    Him: Imagine waking up and looking at a view like this every single day
    Me: That dog on the side is cute

    • @thedemonickingcobra4152
      @thedemonickingcobra4152 4 года назад +4

      Where the hell would i go for groceries

    • @Nick-zp6wm
      @Nick-zp6wm 4 года назад +2

      The dog before him: “OooooOoOoOooo....OooooOoOoooo....OoooOooooO!”

    • @iloveyousoniwillneverleave9653
      @iloveyousoniwillneverleave9653 4 года назад

      Haha I hav glowing wand I counter u

    • @utterlycynthia
      @utterlycynthia 4 года назад

      The Demonic King Cobra My thoughts exactly 😂

    • @taylorcasey6406
      @taylorcasey6406 4 года назад +1

      Who ?? I wouldn’t mind 🤣 I hate little, yappy dogs with my whole heart

  • @Chris-zrh1
    @Chris-zrh1 9 месяцев назад

    Imagine waking up to this view every day
    My intrusive thoughts:*punt the dog*

  • @irkaes1512
    @irkaes1512 4 года назад +546

    I feel like the ants are actively trying to dismember the ladybug.

  • @johannbishop2682
    @johannbishop2682 4 года назад +1626

    He could have just right clicked the lava while holding the bucket

    • @srikanthnagavamshi7537
      @srikanthnagavamshi7537 4 года назад +38

      Very underrated comment

    • @baumibaum3667
      @baumibaum3667 4 года назад +1

      Are you stupit how is this work

    • @cdrcs4393
      @cdrcs4393 4 года назад +63

      @@baumibaum3667 you don't get the joke do you?

    • @Very-Uncorrect
      @Very-Uncorrect 4 года назад +42

      @@baumibaum3667 Bruh, have you really never heard of minecraft

    • @baumibaum3667
      @baumibaum3667 4 года назад

      @@cdrcs4393 there is no joke you cant do that how can you pick up lawa withot be burnt

  • @minijotaro9638
    @minijotaro9638 4 года назад +1040

    the humans: eating a cow without hurting it
    the cows: eating a cat without hurting it
    the ants: dragging a ladybug without hurting it

    • @cheesewallace5494
      @cheesewallace5494 4 года назад +33

      The ladybugs feet: are we a joke to you?

    • @artsyteacups9255
      @artsyteacups9255 4 года назад +4

      It has 99 likes, I need a another account to like it.

    • @essamlk
      @essamlk 4 года назад +1

      I am the 469th like 😎

    • @ultimatesheep
      @ultimatesheep 4 года назад +1

      69 like

    • @90sjack
      @90sjack 4 года назад +1

      The ants 😡🐜

  • @squidwardfromua
    @squidwardfromua Год назад

    1:22
    Possum: **dead**
    Guy: **pets him**
    Possum: 😄

  • @IronicBee
    @IronicBee 4 года назад +999

    Scientist has unlocked achievement: [Hot Stuff]

    • @archosauropre-historico8708
      @archosauropre-historico8708 4 года назад +16

      I think is more [Ice Bucket Challenge]

    • @BasicallyCaramel
      @BasicallyCaramel 4 года назад +14

      Scientist has unlocked [Hot Stuff]
      Scientist has unlocked [Ice Bucket Challange]

    • @El.Gatito.
      @El.Gatito. 4 года назад +13

      Scientist has unlocked [We need to go deeper]

    • @naxzed_it
      @naxzed_it 4 года назад +5

      @Booga_gaming Scientist has unlocked [The End]

    • @plasticfoods3999
      @plasticfoods3999 4 года назад +2

      😂

  • @mantintwo1842
    @mantintwo1842 4 года назад +432

    that cat's mind is like: wow, a free shower from mutated dogs!

    • @shobacon8263
      @shobacon8263 4 года назад +4

      But cats dont like water

    • @yammrezgaming6890
      @yammrezgaming6890 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @funnyguythe285th
      @funnyguythe285th 4 года назад +10

      @@shobacon8263 You dont get the joke, Do you?

    • @shobacon8263
      @shobacon8263 4 года назад +5

      @@funnyguythe285th I do get the joke, but just wanted to point out the inaccuracy of the joke

    • @louyirabbitkim8207
      @louyirabbitkim8207 4 года назад +2

      @@funnyguythe285th i dont like the joke

  • @McinnBaconn
    @McinnBaconn 4 года назад +1160

    Scientists: puts lava in a bucket
    Minecraft players: now this is big brain time

    • @blockytart
      @blockytart 4 года назад +43

      But it not turned into obsidian, wich is illegal

    • @killemwithkindness9224
      @killemwithkindness9224 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @nathanjay4788
      @nathanjay4788 4 года назад +17

      @@blockytart maybe it turned into cobblestone

    • @nathanjay4788
      @nathanjay4788 4 года назад +5

      @Someone On RUclips yeah the question us whether or not the lava was flowing

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg 4 года назад +3

      Scientists will make research in the nether and find a nether fortress and will go kill the ender dragon

  • @ristau88
    @ristau88 2 года назад

    2:10 when you only have the starter map discovered.

  • @aaryaapotnis4026
    @aaryaapotnis4026 4 года назад +538

    2020: Eating A Cow Without Hurting It
    2050: Eating A Cow Without Eating

  • @Alanhslc
    @Alanhslc 4 года назад +795

    Imagine how much a slice of meat like this would cost.

    • @GarudaLegends
      @GarudaLegends 4 года назад +11

      It is not meat tho

    • @zanemeyer6006
      @zanemeyer6006 4 года назад +216

      GarudaLegends yes it is meat, it has the same cells

    • @wyhfthi99
      @wyhfthi99 4 года назад +6

      @@GarudaLegends yes

    • @simbast9726
      @simbast9726 4 года назад +43

      Rich Vegans

    •  4 года назад +33

      Currently ~$100 for 1 burger