vnc crack #5: i am actually begging you to get therapy

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

Комментарии • 47

  • @liolokk5248
    @liolokk5248 2 года назад +52

    "I just told a story at work about my childhood that I thought was really funny but now everyone's super quiet and someone said "I'm so sorry."
    that... is it. that's Noé's entire character.

    • @Sp1derBedo
      @Sp1derBedo Год назад

      And mine lmao

    • @thisisaname8123
      @thisisaname8123 Год назад +1

      Literally dr. Moreau talking about younger Vanitas while everyone was repulsed by him

  • @mavis_caiquim
    @mavis_caiquim 2 года назад +43

    The audacity of this crack series to tell me to get therapy each title is commendable 😅

  • @titangirl161
    @titangirl161 2 года назад +41

    Hell, I'm not asexual but if a siren started singing to me about mothman, I'll be throwing myself over like 'I'm all yours, bitches!'

    • @xuveis
      @xuveis 2 года назад

      same

  • @kailahsumalpong8214
    @kailahsumalpong8214 2 года назад +29

    1:32 seeing Noé get choked by Jeanne's THIGHS
    Me: 👁👄👁 DAMN

  • @TheOneTrueErica
    @TheOneTrueErica 2 года назад +27

    These videos ARE my therapy at the moment so thank you for their immense quality. I can't wait for more with the newest episode!

  • @queenofhearts_.294
    @queenofhearts_.294 10 месяцев назад +3

    I'm traumatized! -Astolfo

  • @simi5558
    @simi5558 2 года назад +2

    1:45 god i love him

  • @katcurtiss2684
    @katcurtiss2684 2 года назад +4

    VNC 1:11 "Are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to another to run away from yourself"
    Me: I'm okay, but that doesn't mean I also can't have anime obsessions too😜(me also crying myself to sleep at night)

  • @fuyukothewhitefox4048
    @fuyukothewhitefox4048 2 года назад +9

    I came for Vanitas crack and liked for the asexual representation I did not expect to find.
    Happy pride month!😄

  • @akly1379
    @akly1379 2 года назад +6

    Also you were on that, you were like ready for this episode to drop

  • @Katerina-kqkq
    @Katerina-kqkq Год назад +1

    Each and every Astolfo one made me cackle

  • @反鳥
    @反鳥 2 года назад +3

    Love it!! Started to feel like personal attacks at some(many) point tho 🤣 0:27 0:55 1:10

  • @i.m.b4398
    @i.m.b4398 2 года назад +3

    We have been blessed!

  • @dizmembered
    @dizmembered 2 года назад

    I love the one topic audios

  • @raysunshine5504
    @raysunshine5504 2 года назад +2

    Oh gods, I love it. Perfect as ever, THANK YOU for keeping us all sane!

  • @iamgodbishh
    @iamgodbishh 2 года назад

    I've binged this series like 30 times now... This IS my therapy

  • @akly1379
    @akly1379 2 года назад +2

    Omg omg omg omg YOU MADE ANOTHER!!!

  • @finnmanielle9129
    @finnmanielle9129 2 года назад +1

    Am I seeing a new crack vid????
    My morning has been blessed

  • @xuveis
    @xuveis 2 года назад +2

    you deserve a sub for these, they made my day

  • @QueenKaitio
    @QueenKaitio 2 года назад

    WHY ARE THESE SO ACCURATE?

  • @Nikita_Akashya
    @Nikita_Akashya 2 года назад

    I am indeed just running from one obsession to the next in order to cope with my existence. How did you know that? And I also run on not enough sleep, Eistee, coffee and potatos. No, I am not ok.

  • @monthofsnow12
    @monthofsnow12 2 года назад +1

    Thank you just thank you so much for this

  • @hazaubel6532
    @hazaubel6532 2 года назад +1

    Your edits are god like ✨✨✨❤️👌

  • @EnigmaBL
    @EnigmaBL 2 года назад +2

    hmm since blood sucking is supposed to be a stand in for sex/ desire, the fact that noe desperately wants to drink vanitas' blood would suggest he's sexually attracted to him. so i think he might be more demi. (also generally skewed toward men)

    • @fractured.263
      @fractured.263  2 года назад +3

      it's not always sexual desire though? sometimes they're just hungry.
      him being ace is just my hc though so of course you're free to hc him as whatever

    • @kurdishgeneral
      @kurdishgeneral 2 года назад

      It might only be the curse of Ruthven that made Noé like that. Perhaps that's why Jeanne needs blood at times to, but idk- i haven't read the manga so no spoilers-
      I may still be wrong, but sure you could say that

    • @EnigmaBL
      @EnigmaBL 2 года назад

      @@kurdishgeneral noe wanted to take a sip long before Ruthven bit him tho. and vanitas only let jeanne bite him because he wanted to know what it felt like to be bitten. The ONLY reason he hasn't let Noe bite him is because he doesn't want his browser history read

    • @EnigmaBL
      @EnigmaBL 2 года назад

      @@fractured.263 oh fo sho. but noe's already got someone to feed on yet he still wants vanitas

  • @maya.4042
    @maya.4042 2 года назад +1

    This is so gooood the latest episode was amazing and thank you for making this video!😁

  • @AlisDarc
    @AlisDarc 2 года назад +1

    This is what i need

  • @lucas8141
    @lucas8141 Год назад +1

    0:41 is that ot's voice?

  • @lunard8690
    @lunard8690 2 года назад +1

    I get to be your 300th subscriber, I wrote a parody of sweet dreams called "all the Nekos are meowing for Headpats" but yeah I enjoyed the video, made me laugh

  • @Iexistagainstmywill
    @Iexistagainstmywill 8 месяцев назад +1

    "He was the weirdest person I ever saw in my goddamn life."
    That's me hi guys I'm the female lesbian and autistic version of Vanitas.

  • @xcerisex5422
    @xcerisex5422 Год назад

    ...Did I just hear Blake from RWBY say that "Thunder Thigs" was a derogatory term? I don't remember that. 😭

  • @redlionpaladin3773
    @redlionpaladin3773 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 man these are way to funny!

  • @wisteriabloom9412
    @wisteriabloom9412 Год назад

    0:56 where is this from? 😭

  • @cshoorr511
    @cshoorr511 2 года назад

    Whats the flag in the thumbnail

    • @fractured.263
      @fractured.263  2 года назад +1

      FINALLY SOMEONE ASKED
      that's the rabies pride flag, a joke pride flag from tumblr

  • @R3b0rnwomp
    @R3b0rnwomp 2 года назад +1

    fatherless lmao

  • @R3b0rnwomp
    @R3b0rnwomp 2 года назад +1

    fatherless lmao