Akela Mard | The Laughing Stock - Season Two Finale | Tabish Hashmi | Stand-Up Comedy | The Circus
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Its been a while since the last time I laughed like this. Great job.
Loving the Pakistani comedic talent coming out. Bravo!! 👏
From India, watching a pakistani standup for first time. It was hilarious, specially “moderate musalmaan (zara sa kat)” and “jaanamaz mod do” 😂. Great content 👌
@BRENTON CARTER Obviously man, its always exciting to watch great minds.
👍👍👍 Musalman tor phor kerrha hai wala joke was brilliant tha un jihadi mullao ke liye
@@muhammadanassiddiqui8228besharam, Tumhe pata hai Jihad kisko kehte hai.
Zulm ko khatam karne ke liye jo Jung hoti hai usse Jihad kehte hai.
Tum log Hinduo jaise language use kar rahe ho.
Tumlog wahi munafiqeen ke nasal seh ho jo Jung meh dar kar bhaag jaate the.
Jihad is our right to protect ourselves.
Mullah word is respected word for teachers.
Tumlog toh non-Muslim seh bhi Ghair guzre ho😠
bro dont make fun of the act of covering ones face when yawning because it is a hadith
Narrated Abu Hurairah:
that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: "The sneeze is from Allah and the yawn is from Ash-Shaitan. So when one of you yawns let him cover his mouth with his hand. For when he says 'Ah, Ah' Ash-Shaitan laughs from inside his opening." [And indeed Allah loves the sneeze and He dislikes the Yawn, so when a man says Ah, Ah when yawning, indeed Ash-Shaitan laughs from inside his opening."]
English reference : Vol. 5, Book 41, Hadith 2746
Arabic reference : Book 43, Hadith 2970
Jazakallah Khair bro... Alhamdulillah Happy to see that there are Educated Muslims like you.
Jazak Allah
Yeah i was about mention that in a separate comment that it is not a superstition but a valid Hadith. Beside that the performance was funny, Allah give him that hidayat and success as well.
Which book of hadith is it ? Bukhari, Muslim etc ???
Got it. Tabish should show humility and apologise like a good human being:
Narrated Abu Hurairah:
that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: "The sneeze is from Allah and the yawn is from Ash-Shaitan. So when one of you yawns let him cover his mouth with his hand. For when he says 'Ah, Ah' Ash-Shaitan laughs from inside his opening." [And indeed Allah loves the sneeze and He dislikes the Yawn, so when a man says Ah, Ah when yawning, indeed Ash-Shaitan laughs from inside his opening."]
حَدَّثَنَا ابْنُ أَبِي عُمَرَ، حَدَّثَنَا سُفْيَانُ، عَنِ ابْنِ عَجْلاَنَ، عَنِ الْمَقْبُرِيِّ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، أَنَّ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ " الْعُطَاسُ مِنَ اللَّهِ وَالتَّثَاؤُبُ مِنَ الشَّيْطَانِ فَإِذَا تَثَاءَبَ أَحَدُكُمْ فَلْيَضَعْ يَدَهُ عَلَى فِيهِ وَإِذَا قَالَ آهْ آهْ فَإِنَّ الشَّيْطَانَ يَضْحَكُ مِنْ جَوْفِهِ وَإِنَّ اللَّهَ يُحِبُّ الْعُطَاسَ وَيَكْرَهُ التَّثَاؤُبَ فَإِذَا قَالَ الرَّجُلُ آهْ آهْ إِذَا تَثَاءَبَ فَإِنَّ الشَّيْطَانَ يَضْحَكُ فِي جَوْفِهِ " . قَالَ أَبُو عِيسَى هَذَا حَدِيثٌ حَسَنٌ صَحِيحٌ .
Grade: Sahih (Darussalam)
Reference : Jami` at-Tirmidhi 2746
In-book reference : Book 43, Hadith 16
English translation : Vol. 5, Book 41, Hadith 2746
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after long time somebody made me laugh by standing comedy
Same happened with me
Yeah something very different and relatable 😃
true
Most areee boring but hess amazingg
Wtf is standing comedy. Jahil insan
Best stand-up ever . Make more of such things .
Dude u have alot to talk. There is no need to fuse religion with humor.
With a lot of respect
but he did not disrespect the religion?
Agaye woh log jinko halki si bhi baat buri lag jati hai. Religious powerness in pakistan should be removed so that eople like you dont exist and radicalise our country
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, Allah loves sneezing but dislikes yawning; so if anyone of you sneezes and then praises Allah, every Muslim who hears him (praising Allah) has to say Tashmit to him. But as regards yawning, it is from Satan, so if one of you yawns, he should try his best to stop it, for when anyone of you yawns, Satan laughs at him.
Sahih bukhari hadith no.6226
@@MrPoppy1 brother, even i didn't say that he disrespected religion.
@@YgsExperttv i don't even know how to answer u :D
God bless u :D
Chhaa gayo badshaho!!! Pakistan's found an amazing talent! Deep stuff, greatly scripted. Too short, sadly. You could have done an hour on each of the points you raised. Please do more!!! More power to you 😍
Exactly
It's not scripted some of the lines he does spontaneous his improvising is so dope
Mjy aj tk nfrt hi thi standing comedy sy but this man made my day 👌👌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you guys are so talented,, so sad you don't get enough response as you deserve..
Now you can watch his own show which is (Hasna mana hai)
Great boy, well-done! Excellent style, words and timing. Future Superstar 😍
Yes He is Now 😍🤟
Bhai apki baat sach hogayee hay , he’s a super star now
If he only didn't make the Muslim joke ....I would have share this to the half of the world 🙆
konsa muslim joke?
Same
G bohat ghalat kiya isny
han duniya ap k according hi tou chaly gi.
@@hitormiss2362 bilkul...hum bhi kisi na kisi se influence to hote hai ....phir dunya q nahi chal sakti mere mutabiq. 😎
It’s good to see standup comedy in our country 👍😎we need such entertainment good luck 👍😂
I often dont do comments....but after seeing this .... i cant control myself ....awesome simply ZABARDAST ... keep it up :)
Apart from joke... Don't make fun of hadees.
I knew it there will be one of you in the comments!
@@ahmadrehan5059 and I knew there will be one of you in the comments as well!
Correct
@@ahmadrehan5059 chal nikal atheist
@@johnnydiamond634 It's not about being atheist....he knows how to make jokes on religons that it doesn't offend or disrespect anyone and everyone take it as a joke!
this guy is my favorite
Nice name girl
I am hard disk
Ya channel Pala nhe mala muja
phenomenal ❤ he is such an amazing comedian 😍
Loads of love... Really missing your new vids... Canada SE hi kuch video bana k bhej do..
جمائی سے متعلق حدیث نبوی صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم واضع ہے اور تم اپنے مزاح کے چکر میں اسکے ساتھ بھی مزاح
نعوذ با اللہ
Stfu
Is bndy ka dmagh khrab ha. Hr wqt fazool mzak. R Ahadees ka b.
Lagta he yahan cut gehra lag gaya ..
@@mercury2095 nice one lmaaaaao
بالکل
well jokes apart, the satan does enter the body according to a hadis and runs through our veins like the blood flows, and it can overtake us when we are in a state of anger or extreme fear even. therefore we've been taught to change our physical position in a state of anger, to have water as well as do wudu because satan is made up of smokeless fire and water extinguishes fire. we're also instructed to recite Aaoozo billah himinash shaitau nir nir rajeem, meaning I take refuge in Allah from Satan the accursed.
@A. Sayied no offense intended, say for example one goes for a high end dining experience, has a good time enjoys the food with an amazing ambiance and in the end gets to know there was rat and frog meat in the food! It ruins the whole mood!
You see our lives are closely knitted with our ideologies, unlike the west, therefore our religion is guiding us in every matter of life. we can't make jokes about heaven or hell, angels or death, trying to make it look less important, coz these are serious matters. and when one wants to devalue something the easiest way is to make a joke out of it. so if Allah has guided us in matters as small as even yawning, it shows how concerned our religion is about our wellbeing.
🙂
@A. Sayied no fingers are being pointed nor is anyone being chastened, an error is being brought to light that most definitely would mislead the viewers. our mothers might be superstitious as you mentioned earlier, but behind certain acts there is a genuine reason which was brought in to light here.
when one's a public figure they have the power of influence, and if one's ignorant in some matter, specifically matters concerning the deen, then there's no harm in informing the person.
Got it with authentic ref. Tabish should show humility and apologise like a good human being:
Narrated Abu Hurairah:
that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: "The sneeze is from Allah and the yawn is from Ash-Shaitan. So when one of you yawns let him cover his mouth with his hand. For when he says 'Ah, Ah' Ash-Shaitan laughs from inside his opening." [And indeed Allah loves the sneeze and He dislikes the Yawn, so when a man says Ah, Ah when yawning, indeed Ash-Shaitan laughs from inside his opening."]
حَدَّثَنَا ابْنُ أَبِي عُمَرَ، حَدَّثَنَا سُفْيَانُ، عَنِ ابْنِ عَجْلاَنَ، عَنِ الْمَقْبُرِيِّ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، أَنَّ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ " الْعُطَاسُ مِنَ اللَّهِ وَالتَّثَاؤُبُ مِنَ الشَّيْطَانِ فَإِذَا تَثَاءَبَ أَحَدُكُمْ فَلْيَضَعْ يَدَهُ عَلَى فِيهِ وَإِذَا قَالَ آهْ آهْ فَإِنَّ الشَّيْطَانَ يَضْحَكُ مِنْ جَوْفِهِ وَإِنَّ اللَّهَ يُحِبُّ الْعُطَاسَ وَيَكْرَهُ التَّثَاؤُبَ فَإِذَا قَالَ الرَّجُلُ آهْ آهْ إِذَا تَثَاءَبَ فَإِنَّ الشَّيْطَانَ يَضْحَكُ فِي جَوْفِهِ " . قَالَ أَبُو عِيسَى هَذَا حَدِيثٌ حَسَنٌ صَحِيحٌ .
Grade: Sahih (Darussalam)
Reference : Jami` at-Tirmidhi 2746
In-book reference : Book 43, Hadith 16
English translation : Vol. 5, Book 41, Hadith 2746
Bestest
Brilliant perfect timing and good comedy not at all cheap
RUclips recommended me an 11 year old video of him and then I am here.
I used to watch many Indian stand up comedian but watching him first time after watching his combined interview with azfer Ali on rava TV...and I laugh hard ..doodh k nashay may bayta...very creative line
This is amazing 😍😍👍👍 yaaar ..... I love it 💝💝💝💝
Man......i was laughing continuously....😂
enjoying eid with the people in comment section.
Classical simply genius. Love from Birmingham boss
Best stand-up comedian 😂😂
This guy is a true talent 🤣🤣🤣
Where these shows are happening live
I'm the first one who searched about pregnant black cat😂
You made fun of hadith about yawning. MOHAMMAD SAW told to cover your mouth when you yawn. Please try to get full knowledge when you discuss matters like this. May Allah bless you mahgfirah on the other discussions, but be careful about Quran and hadiths Jazakumullahi khair.
Why are u even watching this content??
Right mene bhi notice kya, mazak apni jaga lekin Islam ke bare me mazak hume bardasht nahi
Bilkul.. comedy ke chakkar mai aksar log limit cross krdete hein..
He is talking in a different context bhai kya hogya usne iss baat ko batane ki ghalat logic ka zikr kiya y
@@a6u6ak4r Satan laughs when you yawn that's why you should hold it. Islam ki teachings Hain ghalat way of telling kia hota hai? Itna light nahi lete har cheez ko. Uski base ye hadees hi hai ab har Ghar main poori hadees to quote nahi ki ja skti zahir hai uska context or uski awareness phailana hi hota hai we should be more careful may Allah give hadaya to us.
you are simply amazing , no one can beat you
After moin Akhtar and Umar shareef now I laughed. Bless you
Yes Legends ..... He is the next thing😁❤
You are good mujy ap ki comdi bohat auchi lagi I like it bhai☺
Was enjoying this so much until saw some jokes being made on fajar ki namaz and tabish saying 'aur kitna musalman kerenge maar peet to raha hai' that's just heartbreaking and spoiled good time I was having watching the first few clips.
Comedy isn't for you my friend. Abhi kisi aur mazhab pr joke hota tou hans lete ap bhi. Munafiqat chor do bhai 🙏
He is making fun of "TODAY'S MUSLIM".
This is actually the opposite of making fun of Islam.
Out standing
👏 amazing laughed so hard so spontaneous
o khaier , You are going to beat Moin Akhtar and Sohail Ahmed. Awsome and well acted
Where can I watch the full video ???
Link please??
my black cat (Rano) gave birth to over 100 kittens in 9 years... let that sink in... out of over 100 the probabily of having greyish purple was epic to see. no i didnt kept all the kittens gave away to friends.
MR Tabish
ye jamayi wali hadees Rasool S.A.W hai please khayal rakhein
Everything is very good, but please don't drag religious beliefs into jokes.
superstitious &religious me frq hota ha
@@shujaatali2069 mere khayal se ye musalmani wali baat thi bachay ko musalman banao
Great brother
Good sence of humor
He may not know about the hadith, about the yawn. He does not know because our parents to not quote it ask hadith but as general supersition because of long chain of advices from our eldery
Got it. Tabish should show humility and apologise like a good human being:
Narrated Abu Hurairah:
that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: "The sneeze is from Allah and the yawn is from Ash-Shaitan. So when one of you yawns let him cover his mouth with his hand. For when he says 'Ah, Ah' Ash-Shaitan laughs from inside his opening." [And indeed Allah loves the sneeze and He dislikes the Yawn, so when a man says Ah, Ah when yawning, indeed Ash-Shaitan laughs from inside his opening."]
حَدَّثَنَا ابْنُ أَبِي عُمَرَ، حَدَّثَنَا سُفْيَانُ، عَنِ ابْنِ عَجْلاَنَ، عَنِ الْمَقْبُرِيِّ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، أَنَّ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ " الْعُطَاسُ مِنَ اللَّهِ وَالتَّثَاؤُبُ مِنَ الشَّيْطَانِ فَإِذَا تَثَاءَبَ أَحَدُكُمْ فَلْيَضَعْ يَدَهُ عَلَى فِيهِ وَإِذَا قَالَ آهْ آهْ فَإِنَّ الشَّيْطَانَ يَضْحَكُ مِنْ جَوْفِهِ وَإِنَّ اللَّهَ يُحِبُّ الْعُطَاسَ وَيَكْرَهُ التَّثَاؤُبَ فَإِذَا قَالَ الرَّجُلُ آهْ آهْ إِذَا تَثَاءَبَ فَإِنَّ الشَّيْطَانَ يَضْحَكُ فِي جَوْفِهِ " . قَالَ أَبُو عِيسَى هَذَا حَدِيثٌ حَسَنٌ صَحِيحٌ .
Grade: Sahih (Darussalam)
Reference : Jami` at-Tirmidhi 2746
In-book reference : Book 43, Hadith 16
English translation : Vol. 5, Book 41, Hadith 2746
Doodh ke nashe 😂😂😂 zabardast👌🏻😂
2:43
Excuse me Aapa 🤣😂
matlab jab aapa bol dia toh phir ....
Yar ye banda ♥️
Itna khatarnak admi🤣🤣🤣
This guys is my fav comedian
After long time we see a true comedian in Pakistan
Nice job
You are incredible brother
Tabish is really amazing.
Bhai kyaa baat ae👏👏
He is a real legend and a great comidian of Pakistan 🤩
Best hai yaar
شعار اسلامی کا خیال کیوں نہیں کرتے؟ جو منہ میں آتا ہے بک دیتا ہے۔
Amazing 😂😂
Very good.
Not necessary to make jokes about religion do char ruppo k liay !
He is still busy in making fun of religion. Just for money.
Comedy King Tabish Hashmi ♥️😔💚💜🤩🤩🤩🤩
Agr deen ka mazaaq kar k risq kamao gy tu haraam hi hoga mazaaq me itna nichy na giro km bolo tu izzat bhi rahy soch k hi boloo thora
This guy is amazing
Bhout talented banda hay
World class 😅
king of comedy🤩
Well done ✅
200/100 best best tabih bhai
Awesome.
Great... man 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
next lvl,,,,
I love this comment section 😄 Stay safe Tabish and you're hilarious.
Awesome
Tabish 🌹
3:37 onwards..... it is ordered to cover your mouth when yawning.....
Shaitan enters in mouth while yawning when it is not covered by hand is an authentic Hadith not a superstition.
@3:51 it's hadees e rasool.sallallau alehe wa alehee wasallem
Ok so please b careful next time
Without proper knowledge don't touch Islamic chapters
nice
1:28
Laannat ho tere pe Muslim Marte hen 🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️
I watched this while eating. Really i couldn't make myself to eat comfortably.
Amazing Content!💕
So proud💪🏽🇵🇰
Haha 😂 awesome
Less audience response... And high content quality
Itna b acha nhi tha
😂
Love u yar
Shitan Namaz parlega AMAZING , Meri Ammi b kehti hai
Loved it ❤❤❤
hahah 😂😂😂 is this his page or some else pls tel i wnt to see moree vdo
Tabish bhai kaamaaal ho yaarrrr 😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆
Amii ne Shaitan ko musalman nhi hone Diya 😂 I laughed harder too much 🤣
woowwww ,,,
Plz don't make jokes about religion...
Its very disappointing to see my favourite stand up comedian not respecting his own religion
yeah no one gives a fuck about your feelings, Shut the fuck up
Got it with authentic ref. Tabish should show humility and apologise like a good human being:
Narrated Abu Hurairah:
that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: "The sneeze is from Allah and the yawn is from Ash-Shaitan. So when one of you yawns let him cover his mouth with his hand. For when he says 'Ah, Ah' Ash-Shaitan laughs from inside his opening." [And indeed Allah loves the sneeze and He dislikes the Yawn, so when a man says Ah, Ah when yawning, indeed Ash-Shaitan laughs from inside his opening."]
حَدَّثَنَا ابْنُ أَبِي عُمَرَ، حَدَّثَنَا سُفْيَانُ، عَنِ ابْنِ عَجْلاَنَ، عَنِ الْمَقْبُرِيِّ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، أَنَّ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ " الْعُطَاسُ مِنَ اللَّهِ وَالتَّثَاؤُبُ مِنَ الشَّيْطَانِ فَإِذَا تَثَاءَبَ أَحَدُكُمْ فَلْيَضَعْ يَدَهُ عَلَى فِيهِ وَإِذَا قَالَ آهْ آهْ فَإِنَّ الشَّيْطَانَ يَضْحَكُ مِنْ جَوْفِهِ وَإِنَّ اللَّهَ يُحِبُّ الْعُطَاسَ وَيَكْرَهُ التَّثَاؤُبَ فَإِذَا قَالَ الرَّجُلُ آهْ آهْ إِذَا تَثَاءَبَ فَإِنَّ الشَّيْطَانَ يَضْحَكُ فِي جَوْفِهِ " . قَالَ أَبُو عِيسَى هَذَا حَدِيثٌ حَسَنٌ صَحِيحٌ .
Grade: Sahih (Darussalam)
Reference : Jami` at-Tirmidhi 2746
In-book reference : Book 43, Hadith 16
English translation : Vol. 5, Book 41, Hadith 2746
Excellent yaar very funny
iss jesa comedian mi ajj taak nahi dieka hahahhahahaha awesome
O my .. too good
Too super
Absolute awesome