I love Artie. We are all truly blessed that he didn't ultimately commit suicide. Blessed that he realized and confronted the demons haunting him. He has brought me and millions of others great joy as we toil at our daily jobs and lives. Thank you Artie. Thank you for being the fascinating and honest person you are.
Artie was always interesting to me . Because of him I listened to Stern way more than before he was on. And what made it worse for Artie was he was an addict with endless money. I'm always pullin for Artie 👍
Adrienne(his gf who he had during this) was the best thing that ever happened to him but can u blame her for leaving him. Can't believe he fucked up and lost her tho, man what a catch
Please dont judge this is a major problem all over the world and anyone can get into this even without knowing!!!!you only need one prescription to get stuck forever in this addiction!!
It's a real problem for him in that a huge part of his public persona is that of the druggy alcoholic-which is his strong selling point. Sadly this locks him into a straitjacket. It's sad because in listening to him over the years he's a talented comic and I suspect a very sensitive friendly person.
For everyone saying how terrible Artie looks here, your probably not fans of the Stern Show and you have probably never watched Howard TV. He actually looks and sounds pretty good in this appearance. Much better than his last year on Stern.
How many second chances does Artie get? In his book the graphic descriptions of his playboy mansion gig and the near death episode are chilling and scary than anything I’ve read. And yet even after that he still went back to drugs. Now with a collapsed nose and more stints in rehab (Which do absolutely nothing for him) I worry about him since he’s been off the radar for four months and he’s a guy who doesn’t do well with isolation and stress. I think someone needs to check in with him.
He's on an opiate. That's why he has the bent slow moving hand when reaching to the mic from the other hand and rubbing his face slowly. His voice slows out too sometimes.
It's people like you who are obsessed with basically calling the man a liar who contributed to his problems. Lay off dude. He's alive. Being alive is obviously a step in the right direction.
Who cares? Im on methadone and probably scratch my face 1000 times a day. I dont give a fuck. Why do you? You should also know im a lawyer and have a bar card in more than one state and only was able to achieve that because im on methadone. Artie is likely on vivitrol...you get a shot like twice a year and it effectively does what methadone, suboxone and subutex do, keep you from constantly craving opiates so you can function like a normal human being, apart from the scratching which i just learned people actually pay attention to. Im also constipated a lot but you cant see that. I sleep like a baby too. And im not looking you in the eye and carrying on an intelligent conversation while really thinking about my next score everytime you see me. Now im present.
I know this is a comment from years ago, but I had to reply, this may be the dumbest thing ive read in a LONG time. Being an adddict isnt a schtick moron, maybe it's your schtick to troll!
***** It just feel really fucking ridiculous and yes, pathetic to say that a person who is recovering from his drug use and attempting to get his life together is sad and pathetic. And maybe he is still using, so fuvking what? u don't need to kick the guy while he's down. It's just so much hatred out here for no reason
I love Artie. We are all truly blessed that he didn't ultimately commit suicide. Blessed that he realized and confronted the demons haunting him. He has brought me and millions of others great joy as we toil at our daily jobs and lives. Thank you Artie. Thank you for being the fascinating and honest person you are.
I think it would've been awesome if he would've successfully pulled it off. Hopefully he tries again
@@brophpiece I hope you are doing better since you posted this
@@curt4200yep ❤
not even going to lie, I thought artie's chair was going crash and burn.
I was also comparing, in my head, the amount of chair you could see behind both men
He is a born liar
Artie was always interesting to me . Because of him I listened to Stern way more than before he was on. And what made it worse for Artie was he was an addict with endless money. I'm always pullin for Artie 👍
your a true talent, Artie
Artie has such great stories. Him and joey Diaz are the best story tellers.
Both tremendous 😊
You got this Artie,,stay strong,and know how loved you really are💕
Dirty work is one of my all time favorite movies i love artie lange idc what anybody says about him hes the fuckin man
19:00 - “How much of these old jokes + stories are you going to rehash on the road, Artie, which parts will you put away for good” - HAHAHAHA
Adrienne(his gf who he had during this) was the best thing that ever happened to him but can u blame her for leaving him. Can't believe he fucked up and lost her tho, man what a catch
Please dont judge this is a major problem all over the world and anyone can get into this even without knowing!!!!you only need one prescription to get stuck forever in this addiction!!
It's a real problem for him in that a huge part of his public persona is that of the druggy alcoholic-which is his strong selling point. Sadly this locks him into a straitjacket. It's sad because in listening to him over the years he's a talented comic and I suspect a very sensitive friendly person.
Really sad. Rip Chris Farley
He was still deep in addiction when this book came out
Artie is just Artie.
Reading the chapter were he details his suicide attempt was the most riveting, gut wrenching thing I have ever read.
Agreed
Oh man...the bleach, vomit, and blood. Christ. According to him, tho, it wasn't a suicide attempt.
"We are in a psych ward playing Scrabble. ITS OVER."
love u artie
Amazing ...he can be high as hell a.d remember all this shit...usually I need someone else to remind me of what I did
24:32 guy that got up sounds like wolfie
damn i know im a little late but i might have to get artie's book
For everyone saying how terrible Artie looks here, your probably not fans of the Stern Show and you have probably never watched Howard TV. He actually looks and sounds pretty good in this appearance. Much better than his last year on Stern.
🎉
co-author=Ghost writer who interviewed Artie and wrote the book
How many second chances does Artie get? In his book the graphic descriptions of his playboy mansion gig and the near death episode are chilling and scary than anything I’ve read. And yet even after that he still went back to drugs. Now with a collapsed nose and more stints in rehab (Which do absolutely nothing for him) I worry about him since he’s been off the radar for four months and he’s a guy who doesn’t do well with isolation and stress. I think someone needs to check in with him.
Get better artie, your hilarious.
Hes not clean
yes he is
He's on an opiate. That's why he has the bent slow moving hand when reaching to the mic from the other hand and rubbing his face slowly. His voice slows out too sometimes.
It's people like you who are obsessed with basically calling the man a liar who contributed to his problems. Lay off dude. He's alive. Being alive is obviously a step in the right direction.
FecesPeces Oh yes, its RUclipsrs fault he had 20+ yrs worth of drug and alcohol problems. IDIOT. Stop thumbing up your own post you douche.
Who cares? Im on methadone and probably scratch my face 1000 times a day. I dont give a fuck. Why do you? You should also know im a lawyer and have a bar card in more than one state and only was able to achieve that because im on methadone.
Artie is likely on vivitrol...you get a shot like twice a year and it effectively does what methadone, suboxone and subutex do, keep you from constantly craving opiates so you can function like a normal human being, apart from the scratching which i just learned people actually pay attention to. Im also constipated a lot but you cant see that. I sleep like a baby too. And im not looking you in the eye and carrying on an intelligent conversation while really thinking about my next score everytime you see me. Now im present.
I have no doubt in my mind that Lange's "solid 7" (pertaining to women) is my 4. No doubt in my mind.
I’m sorry but I was lmfao at 14:15.
Artie has made a living off of writing books and telling stories about doing drugs, getting off drugs, and then repeating. It's his schtick.
Is your schtick stating the obvious?
I know this is a comment from years ago, but I had to reply, this may be the dumbest thing ive read in a LONG time. Being an adddict isnt a schtick moron, maybe it's your schtick to troll!
It's very surprising he lived through that
no doubt. He scratches his face enough times in the first 20 minutes to prove that haha
idiot.
Farley in 1998...yea I guess Artie was hangin with Chris rotting skeleton corpse because Fartey died in 1997.
Ursula from The Little Mermaid
If any celebs out there want a bio written im your man...
he should have had a kid
it would have have his life a bit more meaning
+davey boy smith true indeed, i was living too fast until i had my son, hes now 6 and it turned me into a man mentally
+davey boy smith yeah...or the pressure could make his life/mental/drug issues 100'/, worse.Hopefully you'd be right
Or totally fucked them both up.
Who knows.
Great fucking idea. The world is overpopulated and people are suffering everywhere. Let's have some more kids raised by drug addicts.
purple purple
We are glad you fucking liked the idea.
Sterns hatred/stereotypes for Germans has rubbed off.
No doubt he was high here. That scratchy voice is a dead giveaway.
and people who run 20 miles per day & drink wheatgrass , are dying left & right. go figure.
Vegas book gives Artie 2-4 yrs before he ofts himself
Lost your money
Only way Artie is going to grow up is when his mom dies because she can't give him up
you are NOT Farley and Farley was NOT Belushi! LOSER
GMR
Friendly. Nazi hahahahahaha
now we know why.....Artie got high.......sober Artie....anywhere....on any show......is so so so so so BORING.......you will...fall.....asleep
k(mg
This is just sad and pathetic.
your life? no suprise there pierre
Wow. You really cut me to the quick. The only thing more pathetic and sad then this Artie Lange Q&A is your lack of grammatical expertise.
***** than*
killingjokeonmeth So you don't pay any attention to your own inability to communicate with the English language? Why not start there genius.
***** It just feel really fucking ridiculous and yes, pathetic to say that a person who is recovering from his drug use and attempting to get his life together is sad and pathetic. And maybe he is still using, so fuvking what? u don't need to kick the guy while he's down. It's just so much hatred out here for no reason
Wah, Artie. Someone need to punch him. Or... I think beeing without a father for so long he is lost. Nothing left to do.
the guy on the right is a writer? he's totally inarticulate.
Hahahaha implying somebody can't write because he can' talk.
LOL you made my day.
the book isn’t written very well, so...
artie was always a bore Howard made him funny I'm glad he left, too bad Jackie did the sand thing crash and burn at least he was funny
+palacios jorge thanks for your input Jackie
+Fano More i lol'd
Jackie and Funny in the same sentence seems Crazy too me?
Waste of life
Nice