I started crying laughing when Lindsey was sandwiched between the 2 trucks and a random NPC threw her out of her car. And her joke about calling her car Ocean was so underrated.
Orlando Trustfull Alternately, because you’re not whining like a bitch the second a joke a joke doesn’t meet your arbitrary standards. Because that’s a _thing_ .
Orlando Trustfull ooh a no life internet edgelord that’s convinced he can be a comedian because he makes his mom laugh....there’s a thousand things you can do a day, try using them to not be a twat. :)
Happen to find the GTA V physics engine enjoyable whenever you shoot out the wheels of cars? CannotGetTiredOfThis I'd include the whole web address, but apparently RUclips views the comment as spam when you do.
"I bought an $85,000 horn! ... I think the value's gone up." As someone who's dealt with trying to buy a lot of modified cars over the years... No, Michael. No. What you put into it is not what it's worth.
I just came up with a idea: Leap frog Someone goes in passive and the other cars have to make a constant line from point A to point B keeping that person passive once they have gone out of it if they become not longer a ghost you have to restart I know you won’t look at this but it seems fun
At first i didn't understand your idea but after re-reading it about three times, it clicked. It sounds like a good idea but it would require brains and no one at AH has that.
Reminds me of older achivement hunter GTA where they spent so much time talking about the cars they bought and doing a weird wealthy car owner roleplay.
So who else in this glorious community is going to agree that Gavin’s car in this video IS his most aesthetically appealing car out of all of his owned cars? I mean really Gavin, you paint this POS gold?
I was thinking during the first race they should have one where all their tires are shot out and Lindsay still has hers and see how it goes. Not sure if that's also what you mean but either way would be good.
Das Saint to put it bluntly, in a game like deceit for the new jackbox6 a question came up saying what everyone’s favorite thing to get on halloween was, Michael Trevor and someone else (can’t remember of the top of my head) all said large candy bars, whilst Fiona said lollipops (like the ones with bubblegum, but she didn’t write that) but because that answer was just regular lollipops, everyone assumed that Fiona was an alien without question and used the Candy Bar Crew as a safety net for all the other three
13:45 Gavin: Why did Fiona just beat you? Micheal: Here's the other thing; She beat me for buying her a present. Gavin: What did you buy her? Micheal: I bought her some *lollipops* I just laughed so hard.
I can’t be the only one that found it funny they used cars from the running in the 90s and then made them drift around. DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
so, some notes here: the Albany Primo is heavily based on the Buick Century, and im surprised that neither Geoff nor Michael mentioned that they both owned a Buick Century. its specifically based off the body style of the one Michael owned. i also vaguely remember the original "No Tires" race in that it was almost a let's fail. they made a custom race, set it to GTA, and used the worst car they could possibly find. if i remember correctly, with all 4 tires shot in those cars, they couldnt even make it up the ramps that had been added. they eventually had to settle on shooting out 2 or 3 tires, and they could pick which ones they wanted.
@@NickTheMCMaster I realize this is super late, but if you were still wondering: Trevor gave an update about YT terms/policy/monetization and basically said that swearing in the beginning of videos will be censored so they don't get de-monetized. Since Geoff explains the rules at the beginning a lot, it just seems like it's only him.
if you mean like the, i believe things to do, where they were passengers in a taxi, pretty sure they'd lose the taxis the second they shot the first tire as the NPCs would run.
I like how Trevor mentions all the GTA videos at the end in a way to make it sound like he was in all of them. He wasn't even born yet when they started playing gta4
Geoff slamming Gavin into the wall and then immediately losing his screen has gotta be one of the most well timed things in a video in a while 21:35 - 21:54
Gavin presents a pretty interesting idea. Sort of like an A.H. "Offence Defense". 3 people in tireless cars try to get to a location first and 3 Vigilantes try to prevent the opposing team from winning. Myatt, you can make that into a gamemode can't ya?
Could be a fun future video. Everyone start with the same car, and the same amount of money spent on modding the cars (the more money put into it the more variation.) the goal is to have x amount of minutes to destroy your car as much as possible while still being able to drive it into the shop to repair. Highest repair cost while still having a working car wins
Geoff is 100% right about the hemp stuff. The County Attorney told us most of the weed cases in WillCo were being dismissed and we were told not do any more marijuana arrests, which I am more than OK with.
Here’s an idea: take this to the next level. Load up the craziest race that has a gta race version. Gta race lets you get out and pop your tires. I think some stunt races don’t let you do gta race, but if you find one that does it’d be nuts
You guys should do Frogger X where they have to dodge traffic as well as drone shocks. One thing I found that could also be fun is that police have a really hard time hitting Drones as well and you can get stars with a drone you could have them dodge cop bullets as well as cars
Not that it would’ve made any difference but spoilers give more grip under normal conditions but I bet that doesn’t apply without tires... Still love this though xD
gavin has a clear advantage here because he has the most the experience since it took him 3 years to unlock bulletproof tires
pedrum humphries didn’t really help him though
@@brokenking5044 *warframe flashbacks*
Yah, he is quite experienced in trying to escape in a totaled car while being bullied, alas..
I did the slow laugh " the one you do when your to high to actually laugh" for like 5 minutes straight op comment mate
georgesmillyface glad you enjoyed it mate 😂
So they're doing races on Rims, but Jeremy isn't in the video? That's like Gavin not being in mugger videos.
Didn't they do that a couple weeks ago as well?
@@westonflame9702 That is the joke
@@westonflame9702 That is the joke
@@westonflame9702 that is the joke
That is the joke.
All these Rims, but no Tim...
Tin tim*
Jeremy?
“Why did you turn?!? You were in the wrong lane and didn’t signal!”
-Trevor Collins: GTA V
In case anyone wants the answer; it's because Trevor was shooting his gun and scared NPC driver, you can see him shoot here 30:24
Ryan: The wheel is at 45 degrees!!!
Michael: That's a feature for some.
Jack and Jeremy was fooling around with the car without tires in the muggers video....and they're not even here D:
Unfair!
Well the mugger video was basically this lets play for them, why would they want to do it twice.
"You're exuding bitchness."
thats a damn good quote
soul is full of bitch!
I started crying laughing when Lindsey was sandwiched between the 2 trucks and a random NPC threw her out of her car. And her joke about calling her car Ocean was so underrated.
If Jeremy was in this video his car would’ve been named No Rimmy, All Timmy
NickNacking the video should have been called all rimmy, no Timmy
All Rim, All the Tim
2 Rim 2 Tim
Timmy Rims
Tim the Rim Rider
“This is called the ocean cause I’m gonna drown in it later.”
IT should be called the pussy
Remember when people said Lindsay wasn't funny and had no place in AH.
Well who's laughing now?
its us, we're laughing, because Lindsay is awesome
Orlando Trustfull Alternately, because you’re not whining like a bitch the second a joke a joke doesn’t meet your arbitrary standards.
Because that’s a _thing_ .
Sounds like a great pick up line to me
Orlando Trustfull ooh a no life internet edgelord that’s convinced he can be a comedian because he makes his mom laugh....there’s a thousand things you can do a day, try using them to not be a twat. :)
You should do a race with a timer where every 90 seconds you have to steal a new car. A real GTA race!
Trevor saying hes gonna kill that grandma for being in the way made me laugh so hard
Happen to find the GTA V physics engine enjoyable whenever you shoot out the wheels of cars?
CannotGetTiredOfThis
I'd include the whole web address, but apparently RUclips views the comment as spam when you do.
Its funny because it still hasn't stopped all the assholes spamming.
CannotGetTiredOfThis . Com
TheTimIsAllRimBaby cos when AH is about thePartyNeverTyres!
Get out 😂😂😂
What was that episode when AH raced without tires?
The only part I remember was when Michael talked about porn, and someone said “Slippy Slide.”
it was called things to do gta V treadless
@@TheButters141 thank you XD
"I bought an $85,000 horn! ... I think the value's gone up."
As someone who's dealt with trying to buy a lot of modified cars over the years... No, Michael. No. What you put into it is not what it's worth.
I just came up with a idea:
Leap frog
Someone goes in passive and the other cars have to make a constant line from point A to point B keeping that person passive once they have gone out of it if they become not longer a ghost you have to restart
I know you won’t look at this but it seems fun
At first i didn't understand your idea but after re-reading it about three times, it clicked. It sounds like a good idea but it would require brains and no one at AH has that.
The Bourne Network
I still don’t understand it.
Can you please explain it?
It sounds interesting to mess around with passive mode.
"Geoff gave me the hardest railing of my life."
-Gavin Free 2019
I like how the repair cost contest at the end has Price Is Right Rules - highest value damage without going over (Gavin definitely went over)
OK real talk, although its a shit car, the mods Ryan put on it made it look pretty nice
Not really, he made a rice mobile
Reminds me of older achivement hunter GTA where they spent so much time talking about the cars they bought and doing a weird wealthy car owner roleplay.
Trevor doing the "brake check" sprunk was amazing.
So who else in this glorious community is going to agree that Gavin’s car in this video IS his most aesthetically appealing car out of all of his owned cars? I mean really Gavin, you paint this POS gold?
Racing Without Tyres - Lindsay Wins Edition.
The world needs this
I was thinking during the first race they should have one where all their tires are shot out and Lindsay still has hers and see how it goes. Not sure if that's also what you mean but either way would be good.
She did win the repair competition.
I want this but I know it'll be longer than Uno
Impossible.
Watching to this with "Running in the 90's" playing in the background is my new favorite thing.
I love how this is like classic GTA V fun. No more orbital nukes or oppresors. Just clean old GTA ON fun
It brings me great joy to know Fiona is still salty over the CBC
Tommy Aquino What’s CBC?
@@TurbidTG1 Candy Bar Crew, check out the latest Jackbox video if you haven't already for context.
???
Das Saint to put it bluntly, in a game like deceit for the new jackbox6 a question came up saying what everyone’s favorite thing to get on halloween was, Michael Trevor and someone else (can’t remember of the top of my head) all said large candy bars, whilst Fiona said lollipops (like the ones with bubblegum, but she didn’t write that) but because that answer was just regular lollipops, everyone assumed that Fiona was an alien without question and used the Candy Bar Crew as a safety net for all the other three
@@Poketom-ob1dl The third in CBC was Ryan I believe
Casino Royale has a great Bond song and it never once says "Casino Royale"
fr. Wow to Ryan fixing his capture in like -.3s. Your wife better know how cool you are.
Trevor's "brake check!" was quite good.
13:45
Gavin: Why did Fiona just beat you?
Micheal: Here's the other thing; She beat me for buying her a present.
Gavin: What did you buy her?
Micheal: I bought her some *lollipops*
I just laughed so hard.
I like how Geoff said no custom rims and like 3 of them got custom rims
11:08 Geoff: "I lost my ass." I almost died laughing, that's THE funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. That fucking gets me every time! Lmfao
As a resident of Albany, NY, I can say that the "Albany Primo" is a PERFECT name for the shittiest car in GTA... :-)
I want them to get the Karin Futo aka AE86 from initial d!
Hey, what do y'all call hamburgers?
@@hankolijo Yeah that's about all we have going for us...we can sure steam a mean ham!
I can’t be the only one that found it funny they used cars from the running in the 90s and then made them drift around. DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
The spoiler on a vehicle is actually a performance upgrade, as it upgrades the vehicle traction. Just saying. 🤷♂️
Hamgergaller Trevor had non stock wheels I believe there is also a performance impact there.
In Back to the Future, Doc didn't just take the tires off. He replaced them with train wheels.
Hold on.
Did they just censor Geoff for saying "shit" at 1:08?
No...not you guys too.
Probably because of monetization :/
Jae Phillips yeah they often have to censor within the first couple minutes to dodge the algorithm
They censored his “fuckin” around in the first couple seconds of the video
I believe RUclips will demonetize the video if you swear a certain amount of times in the first few minutes of a video now
It's the new 30 Second rule: no unmonetizeable content (Slurs, swears or the word Nazi) in the first 30 seconds of the video. Thanks a lot, Susan
so, some notes here:
the Albany Primo is heavily based on the Buick Century, and im surprised that neither Geoff nor Michael mentioned that they both owned a Buick Century. its specifically based off the body style of the one Michael owned.
i also vaguely remember the original "No Tires" race in that it was almost a let's fail. they made a custom race, set it to GTA, and used the worst car they could possibly find. if i remember correctly, with all 4 tires shot in those cars, they couldnt even make it up the ramps that had been added. they eventually had to settle on shooting out 2 or 3 tires, and they could pick which ones they wanted.
Is it possible to use rocket voltics with no wheels for the next one??
CJ Sanders this
I like it.
"Why you so wound up?" I like the concern Ryan has for his friends.
A race on rims and no Rim Tim... Such a missed opportunity.
this was one of my fav GTA videos recently
Did I miss something? Why can't Geoff swear? This happened in the Microwave Heist too, they censored him but no one else.
youtube monetization stuff probably u_u hes still uncensored on the RT site
@@informalnarwhals I think you're missing the point of the question. Why can only Geoff not swear?
At 21:48 he swears 🤙
@@youjustgotjinx5658 Oh, so he does. I didn't notice, thank you!
@@NickTheMCMaster I realize this is super late, but if you were still wondering: Trevor gave an update about YT terms/policy/monetization and basically said that swearing in the beginning of videos will be censored so they don't get de-monetized. Since Geoff explains the rules at the beginning a lot, it just seems like it's only him.
I can’t believe they’re doing this without Jack and Jeremy, the two who made this happen in the first place
And so, the diarrhoea, death march was born
Yeah they did do it befor, but revistis are always nice
Which video?
"Revisitis" sounds like a liver disease.
How about a taxi race without tires? imagine the amount of midrolls you could fit in a video like that
if you mean like the, i believe things to do, where they were passengers in a taxi, pretty sure they'd lose the taxis the second they shot the first tire as the NPCs would run.
6:45 Goeff continuing his streak of not understanding why his car is getting hit when he's in the middle of traffic.
Best brake check ever
30:29 "Why did you turn?! You were in the wrong lane and you didn't signal." I died
I like how Trevor mentions all the GTA videos at the end in a way to make it sound like he was in all of them. He wasn't even born yet when they started playing gta4
Geoff slamming Gavin into the wall and then immediately losing his screen has gotta be one of the most well timed things in a video in a while 21:35 - 21:54
Gavin whacking the cars with a golf club at the beginning... LOL.
you know my name by chris cornell was an amazing bond opening ryan, you crazy
Arguably the best Bond theme, imo. RIP Chris Cornell
21:41. That was an old school crazy Geoff moment.
6:18 Trevor just had to slide that joke in huh...
Best quote of the video was Michael saying, "Gavin got creamed inside of the tunnel."
They should make a Drift mod.. I want to see them sprunk each other that would be hilarious!
25:50 "The Equalizer!"
Ryan must be the equalizer.....only way for fair....
I got an ad for The Equalizer 2 after that part.
Trevor under appreciated joke,” he’s a master baiter.”
My car repairs and front end adjustment combined cost almost double what Trevor's whole car needed
Gavin presents a pretty interesting idea. Sort of like an A.H. "Offence Defense".
3 people in tireless cars try to get to a location first and 3 Vigilantes try to prevent the opposing team from winning.
Myatt, you can make that into a gamemode can't ya?
The best James Bond theme is Snake Eater
“My car is called the ocean because I’m gonna drown in it later” most underrated comment
It was Trevor and His MasterBaitor Comment on Ryan
@mayte How does Lindsay's Make any Sense at all I mean it's funny but you said Sense soooo
Watching Michael catch Trevor I just started humming Deja Vu
Isn’t this just a delorean in hover mode? WAIT DO THAT
hover race no flying? could be fun. or some bumper car thing with it
"No upgrades to performance."
Meanwhile, spoilers.
Man this is great, that old Things to Do (Treadless) is one of my favorites.
Could be a fun future video. Everyone start with the same car, and the same amount of money spent on modding the cars (the more money put into it the more variation.)
the goal is to have x amount of minutes to destroy your car as much as possible while still being able to drive it into the shop to repair. Highest repair cost while still having a working car wins
Can't believe they did a rim race without Rimmy Tim!
At 31:05 you can hear Lindsay say “an I oop” and that’s beautiful
Ryan needs to watch Tomorrow Never Dies again... Intro is awesome! Especially Geoff's cameo as Bond's unwanted co-pilot
Geoff is 100% right about the hemp stuff. The County Attorney told us most of the weed cases in WillCo were being dismissed and we were told not do any more marijuana arrests, which I am more than OK with.
nice one Gavin free to get cops on Geoff 😂 and so lol
Here’s an idea: take this to the next level. Load up the craziest race that has a gta race version. Gta race lets you get out and pop your tires. I think some stunt races don’t let you do gta race, but if you find one that does it’d be nuts
Lindsay says “drugs are bad nigga” at 3:06
Braxton Davis yeah I thought i heard that
So many innuendoes
this was a FANTASTIC IDEA
I'd like to see a series in which Michael just talks about laws
I'm gonna have to fight you, Ryan. Casino Royale had an excellent intro.
I laughed way too hard when Gavin said “the bullet blew out my uvula”
"Gavin you blew up my vehicle."
"Well Trevor kind of did."
Geoff proceeds to kill Gavin
Funniest part of this entire video
You guys should do Frogger X where they have to dodge traffic as well as drone shocks. One thing I found that could also be fun is that police have a really hard time hitting Drones as well and you can get stars with a drone you could have them dodge cop bullets as well as cars
Is it just me or are Geoff's curse words getting bleeped/cut out?
L. Elizabeth Cincotta can we get a time stamp when it happens? Haven't heard it. Maybe I was not paying attention enough.
Arlofotin Fortin 1:10
It happens at the start of videos so they don’t get demonetized but it stops after like 5 minutes
@@jamie2563 Do you know how that works? Just curious because I've never heard them bleep things at the beginning.
If RUclips detects any sort of 'foul language' in the first few minutes of a video then the whole video gets auto-demonitized.
"The right front tyre is at 45 degrees!"
That's called Camber Ryan, Camber
I love when Geoff broke out with live and let die. Rock on.
I like how the two people that brought up this concept in the previous gta video weren’t in this one
This episode was so good, I thought it must have been an older episode I'd missed until now, then I heard "Vigilante."
"Hey hey! Come on over have some fun with Crazy Taxi! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH..." I thought of this when Michael scream yeah yeah yeah.
Offspring - All I Want
Not that it would’ve made any difference but spoilers give more grip under normal conditions but I bet that doesn’t apply without tires... Still love this though xD
The no tire reverse driving race... such memories
This was actually a great idea
PLEASE DO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE. SO FUN
Geoff got his personal victory but, then the universe intervened and killed his signal.
Gavin owns the car, as a lowrider
gavin’s Primo actually looks kinda good lol
No great Bond opening theme? Casino Royal- "You know my name" by Chris Cornell disagree's, and led to an even better cover by poets of the fall.
I would like to see more of this. Yes... Yes this is good.
Lyndsay knows 102.1 The Edge? Cool.
Bonus round is everyone in no tires cars, with one person in a big truck only going after the person in first place, to keep making it close XD