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I love how you called out The Amazing Digital Circus fandom like that. I've heard people saying stuff like that a smidge and I was just like: "We've only seen one episode and they had an in-house-adventure. This is their first out-house-adventure we've seen. I don't see anything unexpected. If anything, it fits very well with his character."
its like theyve never seen shows with comedic asshole characters
bud same, i see these self-proclaimed tadc "theorists" and they've gotta be on something because their "theories" are nothing but the wildest speculations made off of one (at best) _vaguely_ related sentence
@AJLord that's the fun of it
This was how I found out the second episode was out.
Counter argument. Jax is too unlikable for me to give two shots about any scene he is in
Did a miss something? Jax acted like exactly as much of a bastard as he is
I think some people thirsted and thought he would be good.
I don't care so I don't know.
People thought he would have a tragic past or would turn good and didn't think he would just be the jerk he was.
Just Twitter being Twitter.
People keep thinking he's got some sort of hidden heart of gold on tumblr and twitter, but Gooseworx has said *on Tumblr* that Jax has no redeeming qualities, so why is everyone shocked?
A rare few people didn't realise.
And well.... What it says in the post.
ngl i'm surprised the apollo tag doesn't have more dodgeballs
Fix it
*sigh* I'll grab the dodgeballs in anticipation
It might be because when you search for a tag the reblogs don't count
GIFT OF PROPHECY UPON YE!
I swear, if you talk to Anubis like that, he's gonna manually push down on the scales to make sure you get chucked into Ammut's maw
Naw, he's just going to skip the scales and forcefeed you to Ammut.
i didnt get the lighthearted joke, based on this, they put you on a scale that weighs your heart and the goal is to be light
my guess was anubis got they heart ripped out or smthn
Hey now, the Duat isn't a one-man operation! Anubis is gonna get slapped around by Ma'at if he did something like that. You gotta be a team player in the underworld.
Besides, I'm sure he can appreciate a joke now and again after constantly dealing with people who are hysterical or in denial about having died. Might even be the highlight of his day.
Hail Anubis, god of-
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why you got the high-sensitivity laboratory scale out
Please, don't try to feed Ammit whole sinners, it follows an strict diet on hearts.
Fun fact: in one of the books an alien at the cantina actually mistakes Luke for a woman.
Much as I love the fantasy street food idea, it opens the door to action sequences where those stalls get destroyed, and an unfortunate merchant cries out: "My cabbages!"
yes I also love ATLA
My surname would be Gasstationatendant. Kind of mouthfoul. Maybe I could pass off as some eccentric noble.
Fueler, Petroller, Dieselman, Gaswatch
Der Motorölgeneral
I first read it as gas station and ant
@@yaboipktendo that's a good one
Gasman, Onepumpman, Nozzler.
Once upon a time, my work name would have been Chef. Now it's Nightfiller, which sounds both suggestive and slightly ominous.
This brings up an interesting point: maybe occupational names stopped being used partially because people got sufficient social mobility to not be stuck at the same job their whole life
@lukehuntington7983 unfortunately... if i remember correctly, it was part of the fallout from the Black Plague.
Nyx boutta be filled
@@lukehuntington7983 Not just their whole life, their entire family line!
That lighthearted joke was so clever it took me a second to get it.
oh goddamnit i didn't get it until i read this.
can you explain it
@visualgagging at the end of your journey in Egyptian history (so when Egyptians carked off the mortal realm), Anubis was a jackal-headed man who would weigh your heart to feathers. If lighter, it meant you were more pure of heart then the weight of feathers, and so could move on. Heavier then feathers (so basically a bad person), and youd get thrown into the abyss, or Ammuts Maw.
Not Just any feather
The Feather of Ma'at,
@@wilcowhiteheart807 I love how i just read "carked off" in that sentence, and still IMMEDIATELY knew exactly what you said.
Also, nice memory for name of the gator-bomination that feasts on the souls of the unworthy. I didn't remember him.
The first guy forgot all the stock photos of dodgeballs.
Dark Grocery Store?!?! FINALLY!!! A grocery store that's NOT a sensory nightmare!!!
Oh it still is, just in a different way.
@@darienb1127 No no, it's just a _nightmare_. The difference is that it's not a sensory one.
One day a child will be brought into the world with the surname “Pranktuber” and I will blame Tumblr for it
What about sexual content creators though, imagine being named after that
Video maker called Seemore
"Hello! My name is Rye Unemployed, nice to meet you!"
Your thinking too small, “rye, the unchained”, “rye, the unbound”, or “rye, the freelancer”. You can make anything sound cool if you think about it enough.
I may live in a cottage in the woods, and that cottage may or may not have chicken feet at times, but I would love someone to drop by for lunch. I'll serve tea.
I'll make sure to knock gently, so as to not scare the house.
Hmm, you also appear to have a very well constructed fence of bones; I will say, there is this one odd post that seems to be missing a skull, did it get stolen or something?
WE FUCKING FOUND BABA YAGA, GET 'ER LADS!
@@Techno_Idioto Hey hey, that's no way to treat someone inviting you over for tea! I'm sure she's a lovely woman, be polite!
@@null9014 N O
1:13 I don't even watch Digital Circus, and even I know Jax isn't a precious widdle meowbean. I mean, goddammit it all straight to Hell, LOOK. AT. HIM. That is not the character design of someone benevolent.
Purple Bugs Bunny
@@theknightwithabadpictotall7639 litterally, bugs sure as hell aint a saint lol
Jax would literally, if you had a mask that made you happy and a mask that made you sad, keep breaking the hapy mask on purpose
we know this, because that's one of the characters. and he DOES.
Let's just say if he had a song number, it wouldn't be Candy Hearts And Paper Flowers.
Truly only the strongest Jax fans will survive the Digital Circus... And I am one of them.
0:22
That's how we got Spyro.
for some fucking reason i thought this was about the t blocker
2:43 Work surnames stopped when work became boring.
Who wants their line to be Office9to5?
Grocer?
AssemblyAide?
"Grocer" actually sounds fairly normal.
@@SonicLoverDS I'd be surprised if that isn't already a name
In the other hand though, one of my coworkers was saying after he graduates he could be *John Physics*
And to be fair, Thatcher and Fisher aren’t exactly exciting either.
@@lukehuntington7983 Girl: "I'm gonna do Physics"
My favourite fantasy setting actually goes out of it's way to especially point out all the streetfood and their venders.
Yes, it is the discworld. How'd you know?
Good ol sausage-onna-bun, and meat pie floaters, sold at prices so low,
First post, I was SURE it was talking about the "Apollo gifting mortals the abillity of prophecy" meme.
2:30 Just a reminder that RUclips/Twitch streamer Smallant legally changed his last name to “Minecraft”
If my name was Cashier I would be going down a path which would result in it being changed to something violence related
2:51 Ohhhhhohohhh this has become an INTEGRAL part of my brain chemistry now
3:39
I actually added a pie cart to my DnD campaign because I needed to distract a player for a sec, and now I resolve to add more random little street foods to my cities.
Next is a Kebab cart with a healing potion lemonade.
Make one in a back alley that sells dragon blood (crack that gives you sorcerer spells (and fireball))
@@Volcano22207 for lore reasons, there are no dragons, and they're a church group so they are not allowed to.
...Do... do I tell you about the pie seller in Curse of Strahd?
@@collectorofmyst2107 I'm interested
In one Oxventure campaign Dob eats leather offcuts while Corazón goes to a travelling taco stall.
I don't know how, but the one with the favorite childhood tree triggered in my brain every fight-or-flight instinct, every protective instinct, and every synapse capable of pain, grief, or sadness.
I'm still trying to get my heartbeat to slow down.
I don't even remember having a favorite childhood tree.
What is this sorcery?
The Giving Tree trauma
3:36 Pratchett did it. CMOT Dibbler’s sausages are practically world famous
This is the first thing I thought of too!
Bit crushed crying is not something I thought I needed to hear today, but I'm glad I did...
2:41 : honestly? Yeah I'd love to be a Pendragon
The Dark Grocery Store definitely has a gateway to the Shadow Realm.
Dark grocery stores are great, until you realize that the Grocery Jester has another dimension to prank you from.
The street food post: Read Discworld. There was a recurring, at times mildly important to the plot minor side-character in the big city a lot of the novels were taking place in who sold shitty street food and sometimes other nonsense, too. And he wasn't the only one. Just the most memorable one because of his catch-phrase. Which people used to describe him with.
Good old Throat Dibbler, sole member of the Guild of Dibblers.
I just consider dandelions as the plant that I used to make a wish on
2:43 Pendragon actually sounds really good with my chosen first name, I think I'll use it
"Liminal spaces minimal prices" now i want to go to the dark grocery store
0:50 - …hmmm…
Hey PM, I brought you some coffee. It’s a sampler basket.
Just wanted to make sure you knew we still love you!
Got to attached to a headcanon
This isn’t me but this is the truth
2:27 now this is all theoretical, I don't know what I'm talking about really, but:
dandelions produce latex
latex is used to make rubber
if you were to cast a ding-dong out of dandelion latex rubber, you could, technically, get the dandelions to do that for you
Stop.
For as good as some of the surnames could be... there are also some very cursed ones. Case in point:
Joe Yiff.
Yes, hello, my name is John Wageslave
Getting driven to the station by Johnny Fivestars is such a vibe
a really cool looking lawyer dude
Moon Theme
About fantasy street food:
Sausages inna bun! Getcha sausages inna bun!
Rat onna stick! Getcha rat onna stick!
I love how even with alteration. You can always tell it's PM crying.
I like how some of these videos lately have been titled like ancient fables. Gather round, children, and I'll tell you the tale of tumblr and the dark grocery store
Ammit definitely appreciates lighthearted remarks.
One of my favorite trees was that sweet darling, Miss Lemony. She taught the dogs how to make lemonade. She also survived many divine strikes over the years. Her end came when one such bolt struck, blowing her apart near the ribs. She still stood, mostly, though some bits lay on the grass & her core was exposed, quite burnt & quite dead. A dear, wonderful lady.
prophecy class being cancelled due to foreseen circumstances is soo good and fits soo much, that sentence is so satisfying I can't put it into words
Wow, that Duke Nukem was spectacular, awesome job, very incredible!!!!!!!!!
0:14, Well Apollo is the god of pretty much everything else that wasn't taken by the other gods so I guess that suits him well
I enjoy it when the power goes out at my workplace. It's just a whole ass vibe. There's just something magical about being in the dark in a familiar indoor area. It feels comfortable but in a forbidden way.
Minimal prices got me in a way I did NOT expect XD
1:59 Why did they go with Dungeon Meshi when Xenoblade 2 is right there? Curious...
0:01 istg if i encounter another ace attorney jumpscare in these tumblr compilations my eyes will pop out my skull like the afromentioned big forehead guy in that shu takumi doodle. You know the one. (my hyperfix is killing me help)
It would be funny if orgath was just a regular guy but Stephan was the cosmic horror
Can be a mix, like a ton of writers having a fetish for making characters known for their loyalty become betrayers for the most contrived reasons.
YES!!!! Dandelion positivity!!!!
I need to use “prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances” at some point in my life.
No like you’d think that you wouldn’t be too attached to a random tree but I was DEVASTATED when I found out even just the branch I liked to lay on got cut off, it just wasn’t the same anymore
“Jax acted out of character in the second episode” will never not be ridiculous to me. This IS his character, and on top of that, we only have one other episode to compare it to, and it’s the PILOT.
I remember I once came up with a name for a mechanic named "Jimmy Riggit" and this feels relevant to that occupational surnames post.
I heard that last post and literally went '....hold the fck up', cuz he determines the fate by weighing the heart against a feather right? Could you imagine if that was the thing, you can't pass cuz you're 'heavy hearted' but you crack a fckin joke and he's like 'aight you get to pass'
My fav dnd campaign stands out because my mess of a spiderman Warforged got to experience the childlike awe of eating cotton candy after being turned human for the day.
While our dwarf ranger and his spider ate deep fried scorpion meat because the dm had tried them once on a trip and wanted to convince us to try it too.
This is the funnies one yet! Had to try very hard to not laugh while at work (and while drinking my tea)
Me, writing a novel where the common folk have occupational surnames: You were saying?
That last one took me a second.
Undragon, duodragon, tridragon, quadragon, pendragon, they all pale in comparison to the greatest surname of all
DragonDeezNuts
2:40 nah. I already have a dying tradition of family nicknames to keep alive so I ain't spending my brainpower on remembering another surname
Oh genuine joy; people are forgetting about Kim Dotcom
Duke Nukem Forever certainly was something to cry about
Technically breathing in a plant's pollen is it successfully inseminating your face
When speaking of fantasy street food, one cannot help but mention Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, of Ahnk-Morpork infamy. CMOT Dibbler and his various doppelgangers across the various nations of the Discworld are the quintessential purveyors of cart-based foodstuffs: they will convince you to cheerfully dig into a questionably-sourced pastry cut with sawdust, and have you thinking it was a wonderful idea.
Occupational surname? Huh. . .could be fun hanging out with the extended Retired clan.
You say occupational surnames, I hear "John Podcaster"
I planted a tree when I was young, and it has grown well. May it never be cut down or removed, for fear of the consequences of their actions. I would be expected; that is not something they would want.
In other news, they may have tea biscuits at the bakery. I need tea biscuits, hot, with butter. Will update tomorrow when I go there.
2:00 subject 106 moment
Also gianni would be proud of that duke nukem one
0:35 KITTEY NOOOOOOOH!
Foreseen circumstances broke me. Idk why it wasn't hover cat, but it broke me and now I'm missing pieces
1:07 so, I have a Jax plush, and I thought "yeah why not, he can watch this with me sure" AND THEN THIS- I GOT CAUGHT SO OFF GUARD- personally I love how much of an bastard Jax is, I wanna see just how bad he can get- BUT I FEEL LIKE MY PLUSH SUMMONED THIS-
I swear pukicho is an eldritch god who's trying desperately to be human but doesn't quite get it, and I think that's neat.
1:12 *ISAT The King voice* SPEAK IT, BRIGHT ONE
Tumblr used to be a regular blog site akin to WordPress.
3:26 pretty sure that the Supermarket monster lives there.
if i died and saw anubis i would say "i think i hauve covid"
0:20 In D&D: blue dragons breath lightning, and red dragons breath fire. Plasma is commonly depicted as purple. A blue and red dragon together actually do make purple! Oh and also if they smash the kids might be too
I appreciate dandelions bc they keep my beardie fed and I don't eve have to pay for it! I can just go outside and forage as nature intended!!!
I want that “ourple” to be my ringtone or text tone or something
I'm pretty sue that "I love you my same-aged son" is a plot point in the game Infinite Undiscovery...
Menwhile deathmarch to the parrallel world rhapsody is a fantasy full of street food.
...pre-4e, dnd had purple dragons that were the offspring of red and blue, and breathed plasma, fire so hot it ignored fire resistance.
2:36 Boozemaker, Fanauthor, Trendcauser, Grassmuncher.
Apollo, there's a Mardi Gras Krewe too.
Jax: *Acts within his character*
Digital Circus Fans: D:
I am Decay Computertoucher, but if I work real hard and get my union qualifications someday I will be Decay Audioengineer
JOHN PODCASTER. MIDDLE NAME HASHTAG.
As a Christian that last one resonates with me so hard lol
Not only is every part of the dandelion edible: you can turn them into booze.
The Duke Nukem bit omfg
Digital Circus fan here: Jax was in character and I love him (I think he looks like you could fold him 7 times like a piece of paper and he would be unharmed) some people just aren't strong enough to love a truly horrendous being with absolutely no good in the soul /hj ( he is an evil bastard man and I love him for that)
The name's Hazard. Trip Hazard 😎