Captioned Seal (Sea Doggo)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 25 тыс.

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 Год назад +14065

    This is even funnier in context. This is an adolescent seal who is supposed to go in the water without his mother for the first time. The noises are him complaining and stalling.

    • @justinvarghese6852
      @justinvarghese6852 Год назад +1983

      That actually makes the part where he's falling asleep even funnier. Like he's pretending to sleep so they would leave and keeps checking to see if they left yet lmao. And then when they didn't, screams "L'EGG" that's adorable

    • @lynn4840
      @lynn4840 Год назад +1241

      my favorite niche genre of comedy: when semi-aquatic mammals struggle with the prospect of living in water.

    • @natestern2021
      @natestern2021 Год назад +610

      ​@@lynn4840 I'm so dyslexic I thought you said anti semetic mammals

    • @wowalamoiz9489
      @wowalamoiz9489 Год назад +254

      That water is cold. I don't blame it.

    • @garfocusalternate
      @garfocusalternate Год назад +303

      @@natestern2021 Apparently that seal is cursing out the Jews in his language.

  • @peltaeditz
    @peltaeditz 5 лет назад +2923

    Interviewer: so you are the most popular seal ever
    Seal: brehh

    • @caponuts
      @caponuts 5 лет назад +42

      Interviewer: can you repeat that?
      Seal:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      Interviewer: uhhh o... K?
      Seal:egg

    • @prickynicky6916
      @prickynicky6916 5 лет назад +24

      Minecraft zombies be like
      "Breh"

    • @yourmum966
      @yourmum966 5 лет назад +6

      E G G

    • @UwU-fy8mr
      @UwU-fy8mr 5 лет назад +3

      Domino Gaming do u mean sea doggo

    • @peltaeditz
      @peltaeditz 5 лет назад +2

      Gloria Osuna lmao xd yup

  • @oldenspace7855
    @oldenspace7855 5 лет назад +4982

    English: Hello
    German: Hallo
    Spanish: Hola
    Sea Doggo: *d’egg*

    • @DeadbeatSpark
      @DeadbeatSpark 5 лет назад +40

      French Sea doggo L'egg

    • @emdadahmed5592
      @emdadahmed5592 5 лет назад +16

      American? I just lost brain cells

    • @oldenspace7855
      @oldenspace7855 5 лет назад +7

      a normal guy what do they say please tell me

    • @emdadahmed5592
      @emdadahmed5592 5 лет назад +8

      @@oldenspace7855 it's English, not American. American isn't a language

    • @oldenspace7855
      @oldenspace7855 5 лет назад +4

      a normal guy why was i born this way

  • @Notnormal183
    @Notnormal183 Год назад +2394

    “AAAAAHHHHHHHH”
    “….”
    “egg”
    *such wise words..*
    0:35

    • @CheeseyBreezey
      @CheeseyBreezey 10 месяцев назад +54

      "Fibsh"
      "..."
      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"
      "..."
      "EGG"

    • @a_hampter392
      @a_hampter392 9 месяцев назад +25

      SOMEONE GIVE THIS SEA DOGO A EGG

    • @Only_Ameen04
      @Only_Ameen04 7 месяцев назад +3

      LEGG

    • @YTPs2Glin
      @YTPs2Glin 7 месяцев назад +3

      That's ma wife when she's summoned mah boï.

    • @TannerThewheelmanishere
      @TannerThewheelmanishere 5 месяцев назад

      seal literally said CRAIG CRAIG

  • @123_king_me9
    @123_king_me9 7 лет назад +32399

    Someone give this poor doggo an egg before I cry

    • @sarabonner9608
      @sarabonner9608 7 лет назад +1684

      *gives egg and fibsh*

    • @eabea830aj4
      @eabea830aj4 7 лет назад +1161

      *gives l'egg and fbish*

    • @jennysnell1
      @jennysnell1 7 лет назад +456

      *gives fibsh and egg*

    • @wargames8503
      @wargames8503 7 лет назад +437

      I think you mean *l’egg and fbish*
      I had to write this, it gets lot of likes

    • @Andrej_Jankovic
      @Andrej_Jankovic 7 лет назад +187

      Gives egg and fibsh

  • @Inksanity
    @Inksanity 6 лет назад +6253

    cat goes "meow"
    dog goes "woof"
    and seal goes "EGG"

  • @atility3545
    @atility3545 7 лет назад +5719

    SEALS DONT GO ARF THEY GO EGG

  • @cjcarrington5023
    @cjcarrington5023 4 года назад +3470

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... egg”
    I felt that

  • @MrEvilSprinkles
    @MrEvilSprinkles 5 лет назад +29055

    “What would you like for breakfast sir?”
    “EGG”
    “Sir we are in Paris, I cannot understand your accent”
    “L’EGG”

  • @theoceanman5761
    @theoceanman5761 5 лет назад +5602

    Humans: egg and fish
    Seal, an intellectual: l’egg and fibsh

  • @Lizzardthething
    @Lizzardthething Год назад +402

    Legs. He’s saying legs. He’s screaming out for someone to give him legs.

    • @eight8muzik
      @eight8muzik 9 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @christianfigueroa8805
      @christianfigueroa8805 7 месяцев назад +5

      No it screams AAAAAAAAAAAA then you must give it an egg 🥚🍳

  • @jikissgamer
    @jikissgamer 5 лет назад +7044

    This is how I sound in the morning before making breakfast.
    "Egg! Brehh! Blegh"

  • @tenshi_amachi
    @tenshi_amachi 5 лет назад +5658

    *_This seal speaks to me on a spiritual level._*

  • @KilelSix
    @KilelSix 7 лет назад +7610

    he's learning our language.

  • @icouldjustscream
    @icouldjustscream Год назад +1039

    Seals can live 20 to 30 years. Wherever sea-doggo is, I hope he is healthy, happy and found some 🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚

    • @connerclark3678
      @connerclark3678 Год назад +76

      And fibsh 🐟!

    • @itsnotme3882
      @itsnotme3882 10 месяцев назад +3

      Dude was eaten by a killer whale merely minutes after this was recorded.
      Remember him as he was. RIP

    • @AaronGaming1066
      @AaronGaming1066 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@itsnotme3882proof?

    • @Nuclear_energy_enjoyer
      @Nuclear_energy_enjoyer 10 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@AaronGaming1066"my source is that I made it the fuck up"

    • @josefdrapak1889
      @josefdrapak1889 9 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@itsnotme3882 me when I spread misinformation over the internet

  • @cruelsummer3021
    @cruelsummer3021 5 лет назад +1578

    to be fair, he did make some excellent points, especially on the second half of his argument

    • @rebelelephant1731
      @rebelelephant1731 5 лет назад +11

      BWAHAHAGAHA

    • @ClareClark
      @ClareClark 5 лет назад +4

      jisoo support bot hahahahahah!

    • @helloitsme7871
      @helloitsme7871 5 лет назад +16

      The presentation is on climate change. Bet

    • @bexx7956
      @bexx7956 5 лет назад +12

      jisoo support bot yeah like when he said “Egg” there was no denying the fact that he was right.

    • @kessangla7864
      @kessangla7864 5 лет назад +3

      Yes, yes he did. Perferctly put forth his arguement. Well im with the seal? Sea lion?

  • @agentplaguemask8082
    @agentplaguemask8082 6 лет назад +3870

    You: Fish
    Me, an intellectual: Fibsh

    • @bideabiere6125
      @bideabiere6125 6 лет назад +81

      You : an egg
      Me, an intellectual: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! eggs

    • @justcrafty2676
      @justcrafty2676 6 лет назад +13

      This is where he hunts his groceries!

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 6 лет назад +1

      Egg

    • @liluminati9791
      @liluminati9791 6 лет назад +2

      lliggk ma balls!

    • @nadiaa4462
      @nadiaa4462 6 лет назад +15

      You: lick
      Me,an intellectual: lliggk

  • @ErectineerGaming
    @ErectineerGaming Год назад +88

    Congrats to the cameraman for somehow resisting the urge to pet the sea doggo

  • @Rosen.stylus
    @Rosen.stylus 5 лет назад +6489

    When he said
    “AAAAAAAAAA... egg.”
    I really felt that

  • @fIycorpse
    @fIycorpse 5 лет назад +2723

    1. Why is this in my recommended
    2. Why wasn’t this in my recommended a long time ago

    • @zanderoneil3405
      @zanderoneil3405 5 лет назад +9

      Exactly

    • @BaguZan
      @BaguZan 5 лет назад +9

      My exact thoughts

    • @TOXICNUKE-np7zk
      @TOXICNUKE-np7zk 5 лет назад +4

      Fucking same

    • @Onimirare
      @Onimirare 5 лет назад +4

      People keep making this comment for about 10 years now. I wonder if this is what we've come to.

    • @noobandcookie8419
      @noobandcookie8419 5 лет назад +2

      It wasn’t recommended for me, cuz I searched it cuz of markiplier

  • @Nehema1000
    @Nehema1000 7 лет назад +7037

    Contemplations of a Water Sausage: The Movie

    • @Nehema1000
      @Nehema1000 7 лет назад +74

      bilboswaggins1100 Now in HD with Subtitles

    • @lolguy776
      @lolguy776 7 лет назад +32

      Nehema1000 this should be top comment. not those annoying bandwagon circlejerkoffs.

    • @forteprotze
      @forteprotze 7 лет назад +12

      Joshua Walrath
      It has 1.1k likes already. It's pretty close to being the top comment. The top comment has .4 more.
      And what circlejerks...?

    • @lolguy776
      @lolguy776 7 лет назад +1

      windy it wasn't top comment when I posted and the circlejerks I'm referring to are the markiplier fans

    • @Nehema1000
      @Nehema1000 7 лет назад +7

      I'm subscribed to Markiplier, lul.

  • @Frostedflakey
    @Frostedflakey Год назад +44

    How people sound talking to you when you first woke up:

  • @jamaalsmith5207
    @jamaalsmith5207 6 лет назад +2221

    And they say Dolphins are the smartest marine animals...don't see them asking for eggs

    • @hozuko4684
      @hozuko4684 6 лет назад +32

      I FEED PENGUINS WITH SANDWICH

    • @jamaalsmith5207
      @jamaalsmith5207 6 лет назад +5

      @@hozuko4684 You monster!

    • @nwvfd22
      @nwvfd22 6 лет назад +9

      But they have been known to ask for tasty fish... or fibsh, I'm not sure which anymore.

    • @skinsey85
      @skinsey85 6 лет назад +4

      Of course you wouldn't, they don't eat eggs

    • @Polopony20.
      @Polopony20. 6 лет назад +3

      THATS IT!
      EGGS MAKE YOU STUPID.
      QUICKLY! BOYCOT EGGS!

  • @gamestestproduction3379
    @gamestestproduction3379 5 лет назад +10132

    Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts here

  • @tlonigamer421
    @tlonigamer421 6 лет назад +1330

    *GIVE HIM THE DAMN EGG*

  • @Yuio_Quaz
    @Yuio_Quaz Год назад +104

    I cried half of my day
    This put a smile on my face for a few seconds, thank you, this video was really appreciated

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 9 месяцев назад +5

      How you doing now man?

    • @Yuio_Quaz
      @Yuio_Quaz 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Breakaway-ic5gj I'm doing okay now, my life is still kind of a mess, but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel
      Thanks a lot for checking in on me, really, the world needs more people like you

    • @hakaibunshi
      @hakaibunshi 4 месяца назад +3

      Hope you're doing better now. No worries, only l'eggs

  • @isabelleblais1077
    @isabelleblais1077 6 лет назад +818

    *Actual footage of me when I have a cold*

  • @BLOBFISHINC
    @BLOBFISHINC 5 лет назад +3091

    No matter what you say. He's spitin' straight facts.

  • @___2458
    @___2458 7 лет назад +16531

    As a deaf person I must thank you for putting these subtitles on the video

    • @hunterfindon1018
      @hunterfindon1018 7 лет назад +1760

      ?????if YouR DeAF hOW cAN yoU SeE WHaT yOUr TyPINg??????

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie 7 лет назад +405

      egg

    • @Krimson-do1st
      @Krimson-do1st 7 лет назад +207

      Billy Maize please god tell me your joking they are Deaf not blind dip shit

    • @shwalker
      @shwalker 7 лет назад +37

      Natasza Meow njfkfjijgmggkfkger

    • @CinnabarCereal
      @CinnabarCereal 7 лет назад +860

      The fact that they did caps and lowercases tell me you guys were stupid enough not to know it was a joke.

  • @leviathanstream
    @leviathanstream Год назад +153

    I really love 0:25
    This sea doggo is yelling "Egg! Egg!" because he obviously want egg and then after that he stutters while trying to say "mmnghphp fibsh" and then he lets you know why he wants the fibsh and egg. Because he wants to "liggk" the fibsh and egg, so he was angry. He said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    • @Wingman-69
      @Wingman-69 9 месяцев назад

      This man is 6 months old

    • @christianfigueroa8805
      @christianfigueroa8805 7 месяцев назад

      YEEEEES omg I'm laughing way too hard 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peepeerhi
    @peepeerhi 7 лет назад +19331

    me trying to socialize

    • @notcomfortable_here
      @notcomfortable_here 7 лет назад +288

      literally

    • @kaylag.6566
      @kaylag.6566 7 лет назад +539

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg
      Same.

    • @doodle3290
      @doodle3290 7 лет назад +76

      Same...

    • @davineo.
      @davineo. 7 лет назад +482

      Person : Hey whats your na--
      Me : *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
      egg

    • @nousernamehere9725
      @nousernamehere9725 7 лет назад +217

      person: he-
      brain:be cool he is not egg
      me: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
      egg

  • @deadrabbit9802
    @deadrabbit9802 7 лет назад +4643

    This video has convinced me that seals are just people that were transformed in some terrible experiment, and they all started craving eggs or something

    • @bunnycuteness1740
      @bunnycuteness1740 7 лет назад +85

      Dead Rabbit they can't pronounce the 'L' in leg

    • @olympe1996
      @olympe1996 7 лет назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @icantthinkofaname1483
      @icantthinkofaname1483 7 лет назад +65

      Dead Rabbit yes, finally someone else sees the conspiracy as well! You see, those experiments were conducted by the egg companies as a marketing scheme. They're trying to take over! Wake up sheeple! I mean seal-ple!

    • @NoSafeHavens
      @NoSafeHavens 7 лет назад +15

      Dead Rabbit
      Maybe the scientist who transformed them was named Murphy.

    • @marcuscenturian2152
      @marcuscenturian2152 7 лет назад +58

      Essentially that is the legend of the Selkie. People who wear seal skins and become seals. The Celts were right all along.

  • @bubble4487
    @bubble4487 6 лет назад +1472

    Teacher: Start your presentation on the project please.
    Me: *sea doggo intensifies*

  • @Iced_vrr
    @Iced_vrr Год назад +79

    0:46 the noise he made when no fish was caught😢😢😢

  • @tylerworrell4446
    @tylerworrell4446 4 года назад +7683

    I love how the seal just casually has a conversation with the human

    • @Mossman3299
      @Mossman3299 4 года назад +66

      I want to meet this seal

    • @sn0wybabi
      @sn0wybabi 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @sn0wybabi
      @sn0wybabi 4 года назад +6

      @@Mossman3299 same XD

    • @DinoFan1993
      @DinoFan1993 4 года назад +5

      @@sn0wybabi i know how it feels…

    • @XenosX4
      @XenosX4 4 года назад +28

      Human: So what's your favorite food?
      Seal: Egg!

  • @fredhair
    @fredhair 6 лет назад +4213

    English speaking seal: EGG
    French speaking seal: l'EGG

    • @absolutetrash7219
      @absolutetrash7219 6 лет назад +44

      Oi this is an underrated comment

    • @fredhair
      @fredhair 6 лет назад +28

      @@absolutetrash7219 I'm used to not getting the recognition I deserve

    • @absolutetrash7219
      @absolutetrash7219 6 лет назад +7

      fredhair
      Aren’t we all

    • @fredhair
      @fredhair 6 лет назад +9

      @@absolutetrash7219 Yes it's a tough world out there

    • @absolutetrash7219
      @absolutetrash7219 6 лет назад +2

      fredhair true.

  • @konsti5013
    @konsti5013 5 лет назад +621

    Professor: The listening comprehension wont be that hard
    The listening comprehension:

    • @Velkhana22
      @Velkhana22 5 лет назад +8

      Too accurate. Nothing made me feel less confident than dropping into pure listening comprehension.

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 5 лет назад +3

      I am

    • @akikohamasaki4399
      @akikohamasaki4399 5 лет назад +1

      Konsti OMG I FEEL THIS WITH ALL OF MY HEART

  • @MrBrineplays_
    @MrBrineplays_ 10 месяцев назад +8

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    egg"
    This guy being not only adorable, but also straight to the point, also as intelligent as those who talk in ted talks, and clearly better at it. Look at that speech! He conveyed everything in just a few seconds! No need for 90,000 word essays! I love this guy

  • @leaw5657
    @leaw5657 5 лет назад +1190

    when he said „d‘egg egg! egg! mmnghphp fibsh liggk“ I felt that

  • @sugarpaint7569
    @sugarpaint7569 5 лет назад +2462

    Seal: *egg*
    Me: *i found my Spirit animal*

  • @neighbourskid9839
    @neighbourskid9839 4 года назад +777

    You are so cruel, just give him a goddamn egg. That poor soul is dying for just an egg.

  • @Dani_333
    @Dani_333 Год назад +26

    This is my favourite video, he’s so silly, always cheers me up when I feel down :)

  • @nicolasbalerio9392
    @nicolasbalerio9392 7 лет назад +476

    0:28
    "Hey man, what'cha looking for down there?"
    -FiBsh
    "Did you find any?"
    -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @K-dawggitty223
    @K-dawggitty223 3 года назад +3702

    0:27 I love how he looks to the water and says “fibsh”

    • @thomashaeyen6942
      @thomashaeyen6942 3 года назад +137

      "This remarkable resemblance to words i only found in bears"

    • @Coleusse
      @Coleusse 3 года назад +80

      I think he says mmmmm fish in seal language

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 3 года назад +55

      He's trying to communicate.

    • @bleentrean5849
      @bleentrean5849 3 года назад +118

      He then wants to lliggk the fibsh.

    • @friedegggamer8912
      @friedegggamer8912 3 года назад +10

      Licj

  • @EvoBeDevo
    @EvoBeDevo Год назад +2540

    0:36 Seal achieves cognizant sentience for a few seconds. He screams.
    0:39 Sentience dissipates. Back to simple egg brain.

    • @bl00dlikewayne
      @bl00dlikewayne Год назад +137

      homeboy became self aware for a few seconds and wondered what his purpose on this planet was.

    • @gtc239
      @gtc239 Год назад +43

      Sapient*
      Sapient and Sentient are often confused but technically seals are sentient but not sapient.

    • @hugohemra7074
      @hugohemra7074 Год назад +16

      Man this comment gives me vibes of HEEEELP! HEEEEELP! HEEELP MEEEEE! HEEEEELP!

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye Год назад +4

      @@gtc239 No, sentient was correct in this context.

    • @JosephRodriguezFinance
      @JosephRodriguezFinance Год назад +19

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... egg.
      What a simple life. I envy this little guy

  • @sarahmcdonald7280
    @sarahmcdonald7280 5 лет назад +5026

    Everybody: *talking about egg*
    Me: _fibsh_

  • @CJMGalaxy
    @CJMGalaxy 8 месяцев назад +6

    I have never found something so resonant with the feeling of flabby discontentment I currently find myself wallowing in

  • @carlbeck3580
    @carlbeck3580 5 лет назад +968

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly,
    He need his egg bacc

  • @kaerbear
    @kaerbear 4 года назад +1621

    All of this sounds like perfect English when you’re under the water.

  • @evoyjonathan
    @evoyjonathan 6 лет назад +700

    I've never seen a doggo so enthusiastic about licking eggs and fishes. 10/10.

  • @xxmissthailandxx3780
    @xxmissthailandxx3780 Год назад +9

    When I manage to crack a egg:
    *"AHHHHHHHHHH"* *"egg"*

  • @thefloppykangaroo1984
    @thefloppykangaroo1984 5 лет назад +1294

    the dislike are seals that actually know what he's saying

  • @Melissa-hm9hd
    @Melissa-hm9hd 6 лет назад +815

    The cutest gibberish I've ever heard.

  • @AlexoStripes
    @AlexoStripes 5 лет назад +1441

    Seal: egg
    Me: *Sh*t, They're evolving*

    • @tnteddy2657
      @tnteddy2657 5 лет назад +21

      Wholio's Studio *better had over them eggs or they will come after you*

    • @jamesvillet2473
      @jamesvillet2473 5 лет назад +16

      @@tnteddy2657
      They might take our l'eggs

    • @omprakashchoudhary1114
      @omprakashchoudhary1114 5 лет назад +4

      Bruh it's clearly a sea doggo

    • @bean1002
      @bean1002 5 лет назад +5

      Seal: Fibbbsh, Lickph

    • @somedude5422
      @somedude5422 5 лет назад +3

      Shit bro hide the eggs

  • @trulimon2763
    @trulimon2763 2 месяца назад +18

    0:39 steve cobs be like:

  • @MissEdge102
    @MissEdge102 5 лет назад +510

    Me trying to talk right after I wake up

  • @Laeela_
    @Laeela_ 7 лет назад +6349

    Egg, fish lick. He's crearly trying to explain a recipe.

    • @bunchi3232
      @bunchi3232 7 лет назад +62

      Ilaria BelleB omg 😂😂😂😂 this recipe must be very popular for the sea doggos if he's telling it to us

    • @BreadIsGoodHasAlreadyBeenTaken
      @BreadIsGoodHasAlreadyBeenTaken 7 лет назад +67

      When he finally got triggered he screamed "AAAAAAAA"

    • @booj3420
      @booj3420 7 лет назад +77

      Ilaria BelleB If so, where do I add the breghhgt?

    • @ryancabrera2884
      @ryancabrera2884 7 лет назад +41

      Fibsh*

    • @fluffydragon3333
      @fluffydragon3333 7 лет назад +36

      Ilaria BelleB at what point do I go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lol

  • @lesleygalvin3239
    @lesleygalvin3239 5 лет назад +1836

    Normal sea doggos: E G G
    French sea doggos: L ' E G G

  • @simathepotato
    @simathepotato 10 месяцев назад +12

    He’s communicating ❤

  • @postdocholliday
    @postdocholliday 5 лет назад +419

    Those subtitles were very helpful. Sometimes I have difficulty with certain accents.

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 6 лет назад +2129

    That's a cute sausage

    • @commentsectionman6231
      @commentsectionman6231 6 лет назад +36

      Its clearly a seagull

    • @amity4182
      @amity4182 6 лет назад +15

      it looks like a fuckin' sausage tho omfl

    • @fabianzielenkiewicz7024
      @fabianzielenkiewicz7024 5 лет назад +10

      @HMO KardopaLツ r/woooooosh

    • @Harry_Ng
      @Harry_Ng 5 лет назад +9

      @HMO KardopaLツ stfu you just got wooshed cos you don't a the brain capacity to understand sarcasm

    • @dms_af
      @dms_af 5 лет назад +8

      @HMO KardopaLツ please tell you're joking

  • @mevinbabu5918
    @mevinbabu5918 5 лет назад +955

    My last braincell during a test

  • @ChunkyMilk101-r2k
    @ChunkyMilk101-r2k Месяц назад +2

    "fibsh" was the biggest plot twist known to mankind.

  • @kegananderson3588
    @kegananderson3588 7 лет назад +935

    He has such a way with words...

  • @maxwalthew5641
    @maxwalthew5641 6 лет назад +311

    *goes to sleep*
    *wakes up*
    L’EGG

  • @celesware
    @celesware 5 лет назад +2752

    "What would you like to have for breakfast"
    egg
    "Would you like something else along with that?"
    fibsh
    "Okay, we'll bring it to you shortly"
    *15 minutes later*
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    "Sorry for the long wait, here's your order"
    L'eeeeeegg?L'egg?!?!
    "Sorry, we ran out of eggs"
    brehh

  • @death626
    @death626 Год назад +5

    I feel like the seal is trying to let out a burp while having conversation with human and occassionally sneezing and getting angry for unsuccessful effort for letting out a burp.

  • @oscargiebels6535
    @oscargiebels6535 7 лет назад +2687

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    egg
    *ffs he just wants an egg*

  • @somedonkus5215
    @somedonkus5215 6 лет назад +2033

    I think your dog's broken

    • @ahzlos8479
      @ahzlos8479 6 лет назад +46

      That's a chicken

    • @therussiancommunist3346
      @therussiancommunist3346 6 лет назад +40

      Cipher Byte Are you dumb? It’s obviously a pig

    • @ahzlos8479
      @ahzlos8479 6 лет назад +29

      @@therussiancommunist3346 ok but do pigs lay eggs? I dont think so. A mother hen was yelling for her unnamed baby so she yelled "AAAAAAAAAAAAA egg"

    • @chrishum9038
      @chrishum9038 6 лет назад +27

      Just turn it off and on again, that worked for my dog

    • @root-beer
      @root-beer 6 лет назад +6

      No it just gay

  • @jehooft8569
    @jehooft8569 6 лет назад +508

    Seal is obviously Canadian. He says both eggh and l'égg

  • @anthonywojtylko3219
    @anthonywojtylko3219 Год назад +12

    Salute to the sea doggo for having peak comedy

  • @sabrinadebos4113
    @sabrinadebos4113 7 лет назад +1937

    "L' egg"
    He's french.

    • @8bitofit359
      @8bitofit359 7 лет назад +67

      Sabrina de Bos of course, how could i be so blind...but wait a second. Why does he say "blyat" at 1:05 if he's french🤔

    • @BaguetteGamingOfficial
      @BaguetteGamingOfficial 7 лет назад +17

      Wingstar I'm french and we say oeuf not ouef . :)

    • @dragonofdream
      @dragonofdream 7 лет назад +5

      Sabrina de Bos oui il est français c: mais I'll veux un egg Jk I'm English e.e

    • @ThunderCorrCrafting
      @ThunderCorrCrafting 7 лет назад +7

      Animals are learning the lifestyle of humanity and soon they will know all languages KEK

    • @Zoroark50
      @Zoroark50 7 лет назад +2

      He could be Russian. A lot of Russians speak French.

  • @skiggywiggy8386
    @skiggywiggy8386 3 года назад +9380

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... egg”
    He’s speaking the language of gods

    • @theeharlz
      @theeharlz 3 года назад +30

      😅✋

    • @seawarshark6674
      @seawarshark6674 3 года назад +112

      That's why we don't understand them, they have surpassed our limits.

    • @theeharlz
      @theeharlz 3 года назад +19

      @@seawarshark6674 Fax

    • @yellowboi2879
      @yellowboi2879 3 года назад +21

      @@seawarshark6674 l'egg fibsh

    • @smalllad8761
      @smalllad8761 3 года назад +2

      I was gonna comment that lol.

  • @dr.altoclef9255
    @dr.altoclef9255 3 года назад +2377

    0:58 Screaming about eggs really took a lot out of him. He’s exhausted!

  • @garv3355
    @garv3355 Год назад +18

    I am literally in tears Rn. I was having a hard time understanding cry baby learns to swim 12 years ago and now that I have watched this crystal clear translation of what he was trying to say has fulfilled my childhood self.
    I am thankful to yes bacon for decoding this.

  • @GrayMindedSoul
    @GrayMindedSoul 6 лет назад +2469

    He attacc
    He protecc
    But most importantly...
    He wants his egg

  • @Panemii
    @Panemii 7 лет назад +3573

    Land doggos "Awoooooooooooooo, woof"
    Sea doggos
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, egg"

  • @dollie1539
    @dollie1539 7 лет назад +2237

    *I'm very glad this was in my recommended*

  • @lunnyballoon2038
    @lunnyballoon2038 6 месяцев назад +2

    That transition from screaming in agony for its soul into the carefree "egg".

  • @veryhotpocket
    @veryhotpocket 7 лет назад +1818

    What an adorable water sausage

  • @fiddelstix888
    @fiddelstix888 6 лет назад +632

    me trying to talk to people normally

  • @nathaliakusso3154
    @nathaliakusso3154 5 лет назад +1567

    Therapist: how are you felling?
    Sea Doggo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg

    • @hoodedxvi346
      @hoodedxvi346 4 года назад +1

      Forever Bi lol

    • @woooshmeifyouregay1261
      @woooshmeifyouregay1261 4 года назад +1

      He didn’t even say egg, it just sounded like he did! 🙄

    • @kornaner7616
      @kornaner7616 4 года назад +15

      @@woooshmeifyouregay1261 I have been bamboozled

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 4 года назад +9

      @Wooosh Me If You’re Gay
      He absolutely said “Egg!”. This is true, because this creature IS egg.

    • @danielstephenaguilos9346
      @danielstephenaguilos9346 4 года назад +4

      @@woooshmeifyouregay1261 Wooosh

  • @lukedrinkstea
    @lukedrinkstea 2 месяца назад +1

    0:26 someone just coming back from a wisdom tooth surgery trying to order food
    “Egg… and fish… please…”

  • @santilara4988
    @santilara4988 4 года назад +2055

    People keep saying how this got recommended to them out of nowhere…
    No…
    I searched for this intentionally…

  • @izzychangedhernameagain8861
    @izzychangedhernameagain8861 5 лет назад +456

    **seal sneezes**
    me under the bed at 2 am while everyone is asleep: GOD BLESS YOU SNEEZYBOI

  • @idoguterbaum706
    @idoguterbaum706 7 лет назад +921

    that poor doggo, he just wants some fibsh

  • @cloudshifter
    @cloudshifter 9 месяцев назад +3

    I never thought I would sea a seal crying about how cold the water is and not wanting to go in.

  • @bap6063
    @bap6063 3 года назад +3254

    I would swim through miles of freezing cold water to give this sea doggo his egg and fibsh.

    • @indigochild13
      @indigochild13 3 года назад +1

      Then do it or you're afraid loser, don't you?

    • @deeznuts-jg2uj
      @deeznuts-jg2uj 2 года назад +22

      @@indigochild13 u just gotta have to ruin the mood

    • @Zenssei
      @Zenssei 2 года назад +15

      @@indigochild13 who hurt you?

    • @itsjeff367
      @itsjeff367 2 года назад +13

      @@indigochild13 I knew you didn’t just have that say right now. That’s what you sound like in everyone’s head. just disappointment.

    • @dragonjay7277
      @dragonjay7277 2 года назад +23

      and l'egg

  • @XDarkGreyX
    @XDarkGreyX 5 лет назад +2337

    I find myself returning to this one every once in a while.

  • @Rain-qq5mz
    @Rain-qq5mz 5 лет назад +1842

    People of the human species:
    What is it trying to tell us?!
    Seal: EGGS

  • @carl5024
    @carl5024 6 месяцев назад +6

    Bro legit said “Bruh” 1:07

  • @zachj7676
    @zachj7676 6 лет назад +994

    All he wanted was some *fibsh* and *l’egg* but now we all sit here and laugh at him. Poor sea doggo.

  • @aphiedite
    @aphiedite 7 лет назад +854

    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    egg"
    *dead*

    • @bnnnys
      @bnnnys 7 лет назад +2

      When he said egg I died

  • @slion9914
    @slion9914 7 лет назад +2768

    "What do you want for breakfast?"
    eGg
    "What do you kick with?"
    L'eGg
    "What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @SeemaGames
    @SeemaGames 7 месяцев назад +3

    Please NEVER delete this video 😩💜

  • @AFarmerCalledChicken
    @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 лет назад +1571

    Fun fact: the researchers filming this guy named him "Crybaby"

  • @jodinha4225
    @jodinha4225 5 лет назад +632

    Me when giving a presentation I wasn’t ready for

    • @pajohh7414
      @pajohh7414 5 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @lukashellebrandt42
      @lukashellebrandt42 5 лет назад +12

      Thanks, I have a presentation tomorrow and I'll be thinking about this the whole time.

    • @iicecone
      @iicecone 5 лет назад +24

      "Ok Jimmy, go to the front of the class and present your ideas"
      Jimmy: UHHH egg.. egg. FIBSH *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @bendyandtheinkmachinezeekg3733
      @bendyandtheinkmachinezeekg3733 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KyluxWolf
    @KyluxWolf 7 лет назад +2060

    No
    Please pet him
    Please pet him
    I can't keep watching
    I wanna pet that seasauge so bad

    • @Danny-po8vr
      @Danny-po8vr 7 лет назад +121

      Lucky02 I literally read your comment as sausage 😂😂😂😉😂

    • @shinyrayquazaaah
      @shinyrayquazaaah 7 лет назад +15

      Danny 1456 Same

    • @buttheadshitballs3049
      @buttheadshitballs3049 7 лет назад +68

      I THOUGHT IT SAID SAUSAGE OMg

    • @mertgunes9854
      @mertgunes9854 7 лет назад +29

      I wanna hug it

    • @mango.spams3
      @mango.spams3 7 лет назад +12

      Lucky02 The water sausage needs MF'en hugs ;-; And eggs . . .

  • @daghanabi
    @daghanabi Год назад +4

    Most of its noises sounds like trying to pronounce IKEA products.

  • @Shakuugan45
    @Shakuugan45 6 лет назад +1726

    1:00 - when you're falling asleep but suddenly get a leg cramp