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  • Опубликовано: 8 май 2013
  • The diary of sad cats everywhere :(
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    Watering the Cat (bowl)/Kiwithing
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    Closeup portrait photo of a CPA cat looking out through a window/Xiaojiao Wang
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    Poor lonely kitten lays on the floor waiting for his friends to come back/Xiaojiao Wang
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    Closeup portrait photo of a CPA cat looking out through a window/Xiaojiao Wang
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    Silver Persian kitten hiding in a paperbag./Jane Howard
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @fezzik1620
    @fezzik1620 7 лет назад +7647

    One of my favorite parts is that sad cat refers to "the authorities" whereas sad dog refers to "dearest human".

    • @user-qq2lv2be9l
      @user-qq2lv2be9l 4 года назад +11

      Why you have 666 like?!

    • @mcdiggles1141
      @mcdiggles1141 4 года назад +17

      More like, how do you ONLY have 666 likes!?

    • @Hunter-sx9uj
      @Hunter-sx9uj 4 года назад +8

      Aw, spoilers

    • @rebelamanda
      @rebelamanda 4 года назад +40

      "The authorities". Yes. That is genius

    • @pancakesrule2433
      @pancakesrule2433 4 года назад +10

      Somebody said the exact same thing on the dog diaries video a year before you lol

  • @maddysmith9077
    @maddysmith9077 7 лет назад +4552

    My bowl is now half way full, soon I will starve to death.

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 5 лет назад +78

      ...my attempt's to have it refilled have all failed....
      .....I blame the dog.

    • @jonasa.3040
      @jonasa.3040 5 лет назад +17

      More like half empty

    • @rhiannamae6075
      @rhiannamae6075 5 лет назад +5

      Maddy Smith that’s such a mood tho😂💕

    • @Tom-re6zo
      @Tom-re6zo 5 лет назад +10

      YOu tOok mY onLy FoOd NOw Im gOnnA StArvE

    • @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422
      @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 5 лет назад +7

      Repeating what they say in the video and getting lots of likes shows how much the quotes are memorable.

  • @eatyourlemons9608
    @eatyourlemons9608 4 года назад +2122

    Every time something inconvenient happens to me my automatic response is “Like Sisyphus I am bound to Hell”

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 3 года назад +825

    "I will stand guard and sing the song of my people...""

    • @dodiebriggs4355
      @dodiebriggs4355 3 года назад +16

      Is the absolute BEST!!

    • @lonefaolan6042
      @lonefaolan6042 3 года назад +3

      💗

    • @Deadpool-fh6ve
      @Deadpool-fh6ve 3 года назад +19

      Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow.

    • @saintsinner6195
      @saintsinner6195 3 года назад +5

      @@Deadpool-fh6ve Meow Mix you're the one!

    • @nostalkingzone
      @nostalkingzone 3 года назад +9

      Our cats "sing" best when they're on their way to the vet's office. Especially when said office is 30+ miles away... 🥴

  • @_b1itzkri3g21
    @_b1itzkri3g21 4 года назад +13185

    So apparently dogs write like scientists while cats write like prisoners of war

    • @c.d.9430
      @c.d.9430 4 года назад +406

      My god you're write, the cats do sound like PoW

    • @comicsans5812
      @comicsans5812 4 года назад +106

      Right*

    • @OwOUwUOnO
      @OwOUwUOnO 4 года назад +235

      @@comicsans5812 You sure are Wright, Brother

    • @thecheeseman4296
      @thecheeseman4296 4 года назад +11

      Comic Sans Kweft*

    • @rhileymcmahon9025
      @rhileymcmahon9025 4 года назад +55

      @Coco that's not how you woosh dumbass

  • @Left.Lane.Loiterer
    @Left.Lane.Loiterer 7 лет назад +7244

    His voice is the voice cats actually have inside their head. It has to be.

    • @IARRCSim
      @IARRCSim 7 лет назад +34

      His voice sounds like R.C. Bray. He did an award winning audible for The Martian.

    • @sdsures
      @sdsures 7 лет назад +19

      Sounds like my uncle, who is an architect.

    • @Left.Lane.Loiterer
      @Left.Lane.Loiterer 7 лет назад +60

      ...i imagine that is a difficult career for a cat. Not having thumbs has to present some obstacles. I commend your uncle for his dedication.

    • @sdsures
      @sdsures 7 лет назад +8

      Tyler Durden LMAO!

    • @nwijesinghe
      @nwijesinghe 6 лет назад +33

      all cats have one of 3 voices... zefrank is one, the others are morgan freeman and patrick stewart..

  • @alesisanchez9728
    @alesisanchez9728 Год назад +343

    9 years on and I keep coming back to this, so awesome

    • @mooeminou
      @mooeminou Год назад +5

      Nostalgia 🥲

    • @lisajean228
      @lisajean228 11 месяцев назад +3

      Me too….funny cause it’s true

    • @kevint1911
      @kevint1911 10 месяцев назад +4

      This one is pure gold. It never gets old.

    • @abettername999
      @abettername999 10 месяцев назад +3

      Absolutely this

    • @yvonnevillanueva
      @yvonnevillanueva Месяц назад +1

      Me too 😂

  • @TheCybrKnyf
    @TheCybrKnyf Год назад +472

    My favorite line is "...sing the song of my people..." - I actually choked on my tea.

    • @kabaret3
      @kabaret3 Год назад +5

      Same!!

    • @classifiedveteran9879
      @classifiedveteran9879 Год назад +6

      ​@@kabaret3Me as well. I use that phrase to describe my cat's lamenting wails of misery, such as being taken to the vet... 😮‍💨

    • @chanj1950
      @chanj1950 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yesssss!😁😁😁

    • @abettername999
      @abettername999 10 месяцев назад +3

      I still choke on my tea

  • @tristanhallett4793
    @tristanhallett4793 5 лет назад +1180

    *_I HAVE VOMITED 3 TIMES IN PROTEST_*

  • @_miyumiku_3830
    @_miyumiku_3830 7 лет назад +2541

    "I would like to receive two rubs exactly. A third one and I will bite the shit out of them as protocol."😂

  • @Orcinus1967
    @Orcinus1967 4 года назад +380

    I want "I am convinced they are madmen, devoid of reason" as a ringtone.

    • @hitmanhydraulics645
      @hitmanhydraulics645 3 года назад +6

      I have "Death and Despair" from South Park as my ringtone....

    • @lonefaolan6042
      @lonefaolan6042 3 года назад +3

      That would be awesome!

    • @electronicbudder6047
      @electronicbudder6047 Год назад +2

      That sentence is my favorite part of the whole video.

    • @Orcinus1967
      @Orcinus1967 Год назад +1

      @@electronicbudder6047 Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.

  • @KiMeuNanus
    @KiMeuNanus Год назад +133

    Can't believe this masterpiece is already 10 years old!!!

    • @devonremy6581
      @devonremy6581 Год назад +4

      The classics endure.

    • @MessieAs
      @MessieAs 9 месяцев назад +3

      I cannot believe i have found this video merely 4 minutes ago! And there's no room for improvement.

  • @mandalorebard7573
    @mandalorebard7573 6 лет назад +5219

    As a owner of five cats, this is accurate.

    • @pk_davii1173
      @pk_davii1173 5 лет назад +59

      As a former owner of two cats, this is too accurate for comfort.
      Plot twist: ZEFRANK IS A CAT! :O

    • @guywithknife
      @guywithknife 5 лет назад +118

      Its humourous how you think you are an “owner” of cats. I have a shaky alliance with “my” cats.

    • @valient7295
      @valient7295 5 лет назад +16

      As an owner off 13 cats I aproove

    • @danijelaboskovic2434
      @danijelaboskovic2434 4 года назад +15

      I have one huge husky and 4 kittens and thair mom and I have no idea why people think cats dont love back when I hear that I want to kill person that said that

    • @benjaminfarias9169
      @benjaminfarias9169 4 года назад +8

      5 cats? Why?

  • @Eienlanzer
    @Eienlanzer 5 лет назад +5721

    Dear diary: I eat my food so fast that I forget I ate. I must immediately try to eat my brothers food so I don't starve to death.

    • @zarra33331
      @zarra33331 5 лет назад +59

      Ryan B my cat 😏😂

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 года назад +32

      If the cat forgot it ate, it wouldn't be in the diary

    • @user-mq1hv8jm6v
      @user-mq1hv8jm6v 4 года назад +14

      Limi V I t s a j o k e b o o m e r

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 года назад +9

      @it's Wally FaZeyourMomHi Yes, it IS a joke... Get it...?

    • @Marcus.Da.Psycho
      @Marcus.Da.Psycho 4 года назад +1

      tufff

  • @desertdweller4316
    @desertdweller4316 2 года назад +78

    The garden door part with the "to go outside, inside, outside or inside" is PERFECT! 😂🤣

    • @leslieyancey5084
      @leslieyancey5084 Год назад +3

      My cat wakes me up every morning at 5am to be let out, and this is what she does! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jennasmith9309
    @jennasmith9309 4 года назад +167

    Dear Diary,
    For the past two months I have refused to eat nothing but turkey and giblets wet food, to the point where the authorities have stockpiled an enormous amount of it in the locked food room. Now, as per etiquette, I have decided I will not to eat the turkey and insist that I will eat only beef. Yet the authorities continue to supply me with the vile turkey mess. Apparently my culture means nothing to them, and so I'm afraid I shall never eat again.

  • @tamsinthai
    @tamsinthai 8 лет назад +5767

    Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

  • @capriisunss
    @capriisunss 4 года назад +4140

    “Half of love is just ... lo. And that is how I’m feeling.”
    Dangggg nice 👍

    • @trackrunner377
      @trackrunner377 4 года назад +40

      I never noticed that, thanks for pointing it out!!

    • @Marcus.Da.Psycho
      @Marcus.Da.Psycho 4 года назад +10

      @@trackrunner377 what @CarpriSuns is saying what the cat said.

    • @purdyprincess
      @purdyprincess 4 года назад +21

      @@Marcus.Da.Psycho half of love means the lo without the ve,

    • @TIRK125
      @TIRK125 4 года назад +10

      I've watched this so many times and never noticed that, tyvm

    • @danae5578
      @danae5578 3 года назад +7

      Poetic gold

  • @nimayndolo
    @nimayndolo 4 года назад +324

    “Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell,” I SCREAMED 😂😂😂

    • @hitmanhydraulics645
      @hitmanhydraulics645 3 года назад +3

      I did too, fkn tears flew!

    • @SptmbrsVryOwn
      @SptmbrsVryOwn 3 года назад +6

      @No Record the Greeks punished Sisyphus by having him push a Boulder up a hill only to roll back down. Don’t assume people are dumb.

    • @DianaWanMa
      @DianaWanMa 3 года назад +5

      @No Record actually, if someone quote that line is because they know about it... Quite simple.

  • @melanietempleton2605
    @melanietempleton2605 4 года назад +174

    “Sing the song of my people”

  • @Thutil
    @Thutil 9 лет назад +3854

    "Half of love is just 'lo', which is how I feel right now."
    How did I only just now get this?

    • @infinityfive0
      @infinityfive0 8 лет назад +9

      +Thutil no doubt because you thought it was a spelling error..

    • @Thutil
      @Thutil 8 лет назад +103

      Ryan Flood A spelling error in speech, yeah that must have been it.

    • @infinityfive0
      @infinityfive0 8 лет назад +3

      assuming of course sub titles we on

    • @blondespitfire
      @blondespitfire 8 лет назад +3

      +Thutil LOL...

    • @trenae77
      @trenae77 8 лет назад +6

      +Thutil You and me both, brother!

  • @hurley9772
    @hurley9772 4 года назад +441

    Dear Diary. I made a great effort today to catch a small mouse. It took an hour. I wanted to show the authorities my trophy and let them see I am willing to carry my own weight around here and provide food.
    Alas, they took my hard-won trophy and placed it in the garbage. It’s just like the hairballs I give... they appreciate nothing I do

    • @scratchy1574
      @scratchy1574 2 года назад +9

      Id put a crying emoji but im not a 14 yr old girl who uses tik tok

    • @humblejo130
      @humblejo130 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @ostensibly531
      @ostensibly531 2 года назад +9

      My spirit is breaking

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 2 года назад +123

    Almost a decade later…and this still makes me laugh til I cry. 🤣❤️

  • @jamilynn322
    @jamilynn322 3 года назад +113

    "Dear diary - I attempted to smother one of my captors by draping my body around his neck while he was sleeping, but he just praised me for being "cuddly". I will try again when he falls asleep after a heavy meal."

  • @06hatter
    @06hatter 4 года назад +1343

    "There is no logic in this place" same, sad cat, same

    • @jsav4269
      @jsav4269 4 года назад +12

      No logic... he must be at a liberal arts college

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 3 года назад +14

      @@jsav4269 Right, go to a religious college instead, theyll tell you how to think and feel so you dont have to do it yourself.

    • @jsav4269
      @jsav4269 3 года назад +3

      @@MLBlue30 true, but a liberal arts college will demand you conform into a single hive mind, otherwise you’ll be deemed a racist

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 3 года назад +12

      @@jsav4269 maybe they deem people as racist because they're legitimately calling out racist behavior.

    • @jsav4269
      @jsav4269 3 года назад +1

      @@antipsychotic451 give me an example? Like how they want segregation for black students at colleges? Ooooh wait that’s right white liberals that want that, how bout the fact that voter is laws are racist? Because according to White liberals when interviewed they say Black people don’t have the mental fortitude to know where a dmv is or have access to phones or the internet? Or how bought a study done, where they discovered that white liberals dumb down their speech when talking to minorities, gues who it the same study they found didn’t dumb down their speech 100% of the time...... that’s right, conservatives, 😲 wow... conservatives view minorities as their equal!!! Liberals not so much! Oooh ooh how bout this one , Richard Spencer the most well known white supremacist in the USA voted for joe Biden and the democrats, because he said trump was doing to much for the black community, and he also likes that white liberals want to bring back segregation, he’s 109% on board with the democrats plan!!!! So I’d like some examples from you now, I’ll wait

  • @alexburnett1112
    @alexburnett1112 10 лет назад +366

    Dear Diary, I have been standing outside the authorities bedroom door for nearly 3 hours now, pawing ever so greatly and meowing quite loudly. The only result thus far is several loud screams, though I can not understand this primitive language, I can only assume it is cheering me on. I will continue to paw at the door.

    • @andrian007
      @andrian007 10 лет назад +34

      Well-written!

    • @alexburnett1112
      @alexburnett1112 10 лет назад +18

      Thanks man.

    • @lolawright1930
      @lolawright1930 10 лет назад +5

      lol so true.

    • @rene2033
      @rene2033 10 лет назад +9

      SO MUCH YES! Nothing sexier than having a foil ball fly under the door and then constant meowing for someone to hit it back. Then when you open the door, the two cats want to come in and investigate what could have POSSIBLY been going on.

    • @evilbetty9423
      @evilbetty9423 10 лет назад +8

      Rene Thurston And that's the REAL reason cat ladies don't have children.

  • @lindseytabaczynski4710
    @lindseytabaczynski4710 4 года назад +2591

    Can we get some "Quarantined Cat Diaries"?!?!? I could really use a laugh at this point.

    • @chasedriskell8466
      @chasedriskell8466 3 года назад +10

      Here I can make you laugh with this joke ... your life

    • @jericm151
      @jericm151 3 года назад +18

      @Mackensey Napoli check out Pets in Isolation. Same guy made it. Hilarious as f***.

    • @Sea_Leech
      @Sea_Leech 3 года назад +28

      @@chasedriskell8466 its so hilarious my sides are bursting hahahahahaha look at me laugh hahahahahahah, go home chase. You're not funny.

    • @kaarenbock4803
      @kaarenbock4803 3 года назад

      Do you know of Pluto Living?

    • @betaculargaming1325
      @betaculargaming1325 3 года назад

      He would not make one it’s been 7 years

  • @marcelorodrigues7436
    @marcelorodrigues7436 3 года назад +69

    Dear diary, I have decided to place a request for Them to make sequels to the sad pet diary videos. It has been over 7 years and I do believe it's past the time to continue this obviously unfinished saga... Now I can only hope that my plead does not fall on deaf ears or hateful souls... Here goes nothing... may fate smile upon us...

  • @albehuen1661
    @albehuen1661 7 лет назад +806

    "Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell."

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @VGstudios100
      @VGstudios100 4 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @thatguymork
      @thatguymork 4 года назад +4

      We must imagine Sisyphus happy...

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 4 года назад +6

      TheArtist,
      Pushing that same rock uphill for eternity? The cat is being a drama queen, per its catness.

    • @thatguymork
      @thatguymork 4 года назад +4

      @@beachgirl4583 It's a tongue in cheek reference to Albert Camus, a French existentialist... Just tryin to get the word out there

  • @mangaentertainment
    @mangaentertainment 10 лет назад +3133

    I almost feel bad.
    Almost.

  • @jumpwx
    @jumpwx 4 года назад +52

    This was one of my stepmother’s favorite videos, she would always play this on the way to school, she passed away on Tuesday at the age of 36. R.I.P

  • @aboveaveragecat44
    @aboveaveragecat44 4 года назад +232

    "This is the 900th day my nose has been unintentionally wetted"
    This is the kind of comedy I want.

  • @altheamcminn7524
    @altheamcminn7524 8 лет назад +3724

    Dear Diary,
    Still no zefrank1 videos for nearly a year, or over. I've lost count. I will wait, but my patience is growing thin. I am breaking.

    • @keikosohma
      @keikosohma 8 лет назад +111

      +Althea McMinn I have had to console myself with his Dear Kitten Purina ads.

    • @mattcp5978
      @mattcp5978 8 лет назад +33

      Dear diary. My dear friend has died I am sure he will never come back I cry everyday

    • @psyclonetheseahawk9261
      @psyclonetheseahawk9261 8 лет назад +4

      +Althea McMinn I just subscribed to him, then I saw this and unsubscribed.

    • @altheamcminn7524
      @altheamcminn7524 8 лет назад +19

      Psyclone The Seahawk Don't lose hope! He may return one day.

    • @chrisanderson3134
      @chrisanderson3134 8 лет назад +49

      the authorities have went on hiatus, we shall just sit here waiting, singing the song of our people..

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 4 года назад +3860

    My absolute favorite part of this video is the fact that, it’s counterpart, Sad Dog Diary, refers to the people as “dearest human”, whereas this one refers to them as “the authorities”. It’s perfect. Very accurate.

  • @lexa2310
    @lexa2310 2 года назад +107

    "The authorities have closed the door... I can only assume that they have forgotten about me and left me here to die..."
    So dramatic... and so accurate. 🤣

  • @justagirl6576
    @justagirl6576 3 года назад +20

    I found this like 7 or 8 yrs ago. I still come back to watch it too many times in of row.. This video will live rent free in my head till I die. 😂😂😂

  • @bummerfriend
    @bummerfriend 7 лет назад +586

    There is no logic in this place

    • @jackiek1772
      @jackiek1772 4 года назад +3

      True life, lol

    • @hi.fromgrace
      @hi.fromgrace 4 года назад

      I happened to scroll to this comment as it came up on the video!

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 4 года назад

      the jyms mood

  • @sirquaffler542
    @sirquaffler542 4 года назад +2624

    Dear Diary,
    The continuing antics of the authorities continue to vex me. I have made repeated attempts to establish proper sleeping positions on the bed but, in a show of sheer arrogance and spite, they have continually ousted me from my proper place at the center and insisted I rest at the foot of it, after they tuck in. The nerve. Out of desperation I enacted a last-ditch effort to plead my case by sitting on the authorities' faces last night. They threw me out of the room. I am now forced to sleep on the couch like a common beggar. My spirit is breaking.

  • @marciapalmer2686
    @marciapalmer2686 4 года назад +18

    Having had two cats for 17 years, I can totally relate to this poor kitty's dilemma. Its even more hilarious with two working in tandem. They provided so much love and hilarity to my life that when they passed, I was really sad. I miss them still, but now have a cute little 15 lb dog who is fast filling that void. Its awesome how pets can provide so much comfort, love and affection in one's life.

  • @mollykimball
    @mollykimball 4 года назад +42

    “Half of love is just lo, and that’s just how I feel” OH GOLLY, I FELT THAT.

  • @lizatanzawa7910
    @lizatanzawa7910 8 лет назад +1228

    "...I will stand outside their door and sing the song of my people....". till Zefrank comes back!!

    • @kikidee23
      @kikidee23 5 лет назад +6

      Liza Tanzawa I'm crying with laughter! 😅😅😅😅

    • @aangsstaff4174
      @aangsstaff4174 5 лет назад +8

      He’s back

    • @luannairhart4166
      @luannairhart4166 5 лет назад +3

      Well I would prefer the song of the people to the sound of kitty nails digging at the door to come in...or out ..no in then out lol. It's a good thing I adore the little shit. Cat's sure some people can live without them..( not me..cat addict for life) but it would be boring and colorless.

    • @candysantillo3325
      @candysantillo3325 4 года назад +2

      Liza Tanzawa made me actually laugh out loud

    • @Tom_H694
      @Tom_H694 4 года назад +1

      I literally cried... It's 1am.... Why am I here?

  • @DanJonesKing
    @DanJonesKing 10 лет назад +320

    Dear Diary, It has come to my attention that my human dies every day when the giant light bulb in the sky stop working. My ancestors told me of an ancient ritual to bring them back from the dead and so, I must paw him in the face every time the light bulb starts working again. My human do not seem aware of the phenomenon, as he throw me off the bed in anger everytime. There is no logic to such behaviour, but I must continue, or else I would starve to death.

    • @andrian007
      @andrian007 10 лет назад +6

      Well-written!

    • @DanJonesKing
      @DanJonesKing 10 лет назад +6

      Andrian Harsono Oh my! Thanks. I never thought this would get so many likes.

    • @DanJonesKing
      @DanJonesKing 10 лет назад

      220 likes? I'm like a superstar now by RUclips standards :O

    • @violalucero5308
      @violalucero5308 10 лет назад

      LPP♥

  • @JeanneWolverton
    @JeanneWolverton Год назад +15

    I have to watch this video a couple times a year. It still cracks me up.

  • @medicineman360
    @medicineman360 4 года назад +484

    Fall 2019: *May we suggest, to you, this video*
    Me: Joke is in you, algorithm. This one has been saved in my favorites, since 2013.

    • @thecourtlyalchemist
      @thecourtlyalchemist 3 года назад +6

      Clearly, the algorithm serves the authorities. There is no logic.

    • @Chirp-chirp
      @Chirp-chirp 3 года назад

      This is golden

  • @bhmch39
    @bhmch39 8 лет назад +1900

    Dear diary,
    It is 5 am on the day my human calls saturday but I feel since Ive have had plenty of sleep, so has he.
    I will use all of my efforts, vocal and physical to wake this slothful beast and get him up.
    I'm aware I dont need anything, I just want him up.
    After he rises, I will take that as an 'all is well' and I will immediately go back to sleep.

  • @StrayJello
    @StrayJello 8 лет назад +1618

    Dear diary,
    The red dot has appeared again. It moves faster than I can imagine and seems to move unheeded across all surfaces.
    Despite the last 54 attempts, I will once again ruthlessly chase after it.
    It does not seem to be able to be caught, and disappears at will.
    Wish me luck.

    • @Nimade69
      @Nimade69 5 лет назад +4

      Why the fuck does this comment has 400 likes just for repeating something from the video

    • @iTANKuUP
      @iTANKuUP 5 лет назад +54

      Because it's not actually repeating something said in the video lol

    • @rainah15
      @rainah15 5 лет назад +1

      StrayJello 😂🤣😭🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @gothsans6641
      @gothsans6641 5 лет назад +3

      Luck is wished

    • @melanieanderson9173
      @melanieanderson9173 5 лет назад +11

      This is not in the video lol

  • @ruper0
    @ruper0 4 года назад +339

    The authorities have removed the pair of black pants in the couch, there is no place for me to sleep.

  • @chuy3162
    @chuy3162 3 года назад +33

    These are better than the ASPCA commercials at making me want to adopt a cat.

    • @kalvon
      @kalvon 2 года назад +4

      😂 Damn you're right, now that I think of it.

    • @devonremy6581
      @devonremy6581 Год назад +2

      Everyone needs at least two.

  • @tylerbessette464
    @tylerbessette464 4 года назад +493

    My mother showed me this year's ago and we could never find it again. Can't wait to show her.

    • @KMF-nj8kr
      @KMF-nj8kr 4 года назад +19

      You should see his new one: Cats in Therapy. 🤣

    • @jackiek1772
      @jackiek1772 4 года назад +3

      Nice

    • @smarier27
      @smarier27 4 года назад +3

      how did she like it again?! :)

    • @tripjet999
      @tripjet999 Год назад +2

      "year's"...what?

  • @grinningvideos778
    @grinningvideos778 7 лет назад +859

    Dear Diary,
    Zefrank still hasn't returned to RUclips... It has been a lonely, depressing endeavor without him and yet his old videos has kept me going through these dark times. I will still hold out hope that he may return one day but that hope is slowly dwindling.

    • @ipotatoe_28
      @ipotatoe_28 6 лет назад +59

      Grinning Videos
      Dear diary,
      I read a comment about zefrank on his cat diary video. While the video brought me great joy, the lack of new zefrank content portends to his continued absence. Seeing the collective yearning for his presence among the community gives me hope, but also begs the question, how long can hope last?
      Uun, this is too much. I shall pee on my bed for comfort.

    • @hatoru9
      @hatoru9 6 лет назад +21

      Grinning Videos hey just letting you know he uploaded a new video on the frog fish! He's back!

    • @rd0676
      @rd0676 5 лет назад +16

      I will pee on the bed for comfort.

    • @soulassassin0g
      @soulassassin0g 5 лет назад +22

      Dear Diary,
      As of April 24, 2018, Zefrank has been uploading regularly, as it should be.

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 5 лет назад +21

      In solidarity with my comrades, I, too, have peed on the bed.....
      ....and I blamed it on the dog.

  • @ViggyIggy
    @ViggyIggy 3 года назад +15

    My cat sings The Song of His People all day and night 😭

  • @kpopvsthislife3684
    @kpopvsthislife3684 4 года назад +42

    "Sing the song of my people" took me out LOL
    And the part about waiting for the laptop to be in use to sit on the keyboard loll

  • @gandalfsbigbeard3172
    @gandalfsbigbeard3172 4 года назад +331

    Dear Diary,
    For weeks there have been whispers of a “diet,” and today it finally happened. I was given half-rations and I no longer have the energy to move more than 2 feet from my bowl. The road to perdition is much shorter than I thought.

    • @kalvon
      @kalvon 2 года назад +11

      ...This wasn't enough I might die soon, so I have to go to this so call "Trashcan" because the authorities often threw food in there.

  • @aaronhersey8466
    @aaronhersey8466 8 лет назад +520

    No matter how many times I watch this it is still funny.

    • @pukspunni4337
      @pukspunni4337 5 лет назад +2

      You think this is funny? YOU MONSTER!

    • @SimoneEvans
      @SimoneEvans 5 лет назад +2

      Yes. And no matter over how many years

    • @ThatClassic70sGirl
      @ThatClassic70sGirl 2 года назад

      @@SimoneEvans Probably why it has over 30 million views.

    • @shandae8825
      @shandae8825 2 года назад

      Same here 🐈🐈‍⬛

    • @theguyfromwalgreens
      @theguyfromwalgreens 2 года назад

      It always brings a smile to my face as well.

  • @ArcadiaOccult
    @ArcadiaOccult 4 года назад +57

    The one and only time I closed the bedroom door my newly adopted tortoiseshell decided to climb up onto the stove somehow turn the knobs and tried to burn the building down!
    I love her dearly she's my little skinny mini Butterbean but I continue to live in fear... 😰

    • @user-mw6jo7ql1c
      @user-mw6jo7ql1c 3 года назад +9

      My cat did something similar but not bc I closed him out of the bedroom. The two cats I have like to jump on the stove but one day one of them jumped up there and hit the knob and managed to push it in and turn it and catch the pot holder on fire. Luckily I was right there and put it out. I now have child locks on our stove knobs. 🤨 we usually don’t lay pot holders or anything else flammable around our stove but sometimes it happens

    • @ArcadiaOccult
      @ArcadiaOccult 3 года назад +5

      @@user-mw6jo7ql1c The little Firebug assassins don't get what they want they'll kill us all! 😆

    • @user-mw6jo7ql1c
      @user-mw6jo7ql1c 3 года назад +2

      Arcadia Occult Curio Shop Autumn Storm Hp stealthy assassins 🤣

    • @ArcadiaOccult
      @ArcadiaOccult 3 года назад +4

      @@user-mw6jo7ql1c You know! I told my family if they find me chopped up in the freezer don't believe the su*cide note it was Rose!
      She's reminds me of a capuchin monkey she's always got a scheme cooking in her head.
      Years ago we had a stray kitten we named gypsy it was a very appropriate name one time we move the couch there's a pile of silver and gold jewelry we had "lost" the cat had a stash!?!

    • @user-mw6jo7ql1c
      @user-mw6jo7ql1c 3 года назад +2

      Arcadia Occult Curio Shop Autumn Storm Hp hahaha! Mine like to stare me down too as if they are in the act of plotting 😂

  • @mochasoft12
    @mochasoft12 3 года назад +31

    I know that this is several years old. I know that it has 5 billion comments, however, I just wanted to say when I need a good chuckle I still come here and watch and listen to this again, and again and again!! Thank you!!

    • @will2037
      @will2037 3 года назад

      😺

    • @chuckdawg2799
      @chuckdawg2799 3 года назад +2

      I'm responsible for half the views here. Because I never stopped laughing at this

  • @Backhandjupiter
    @Backhandjupiter 6 лет назад +532

    “This might be my last entry” 💀

  • @Stoned_Pony
    @Stoned_Pony 8 лет назад +123

    This person truly knows the mind of a cat.

  • @MrCrown040
    @MrCrown040 4 года назад +37

    Love the part where he is saying “the squirrel is back again, it mocks me”. 😂

  • @LilByrdFly2
    @LilByrdFly2 6 месяцев назад +3

    😂 I can't believe I have been watching this channel for over 10 years! I love you! You're the best!!!

  • @Goabnb94
    @Goabnb94 4 года назад +95

    "Exactly 2 belly rubs. 3 and I will bite the shit out of their hand, as per protocol."

  • @ryanlahart534
    @ryanlahart534 8 лет назад +179

    "I will stand post and sing the song of my people". LOL

  • @maevependragon
    @maevependragon 2 года назад +16

    My teacher sent this to me bc I'm feeling extremely low. This is just awesome.

  • @YahyeAli123
    @YahyeAli123 Год назад +8

    I can’t believe this video is almost 10 years old, it’s so nostalgic :)

  • @fifimsp
    @fifimsp 8 лет назад +796

    "Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell!" LOL.

    • @jamesryder8305
      @jamesryder8305 5 лет назад

      @Bobqwt Bruuuuh I almost completely forgot about this story.

  • @garretthenry1193
    @garretthenry1193 7 лет назад +400

    Dear Diary,
    I have tried to communicate with The Authorities, but every time I said something, they responded in a high pitched voice, as if mocking my native tongue. As a result, I am elaborating on a plan to scratch out their eyelids, so they will never feel the comfort of sleep. Nothing has worked so far, but I will not give up. Wish me luck.

  • @KoolKarl123
    @KoolKarl123 4 года назад +17

    These are all injustices that NEED to be addressed!
    Thank you zefrank for sharing these atrocities against the felines to the public

  • @thecodetoad6098
    @thecodetoad6098 Год назад +50

    “I would like to receive two rubs exactly. A third one and I shall bite the shit out of them per protocol”
    Shit took me out lol

  • @oscarcreminisfree
    @oscarcreminisfree 10 лет назад +66

    Tried showing this to my girlfriend but forgot she was a crazy cat lady... she just made sympathetic noises all the way through.

    • @Cubeloon
      @Cubeloon 10 лет назад +11

      And why is that a bad thing? Have you no heart?

    • @RhoneM
      @RhoneM 10 лет назад +9

      Cubeloon No because he has a heart of stone, along with me and I laughed through the whole of this video :D

    • @opey05casero
      @opey05casero 10 лет назад

      Cubeloon I do have a heart yes, yet it only pumps shit through my veins bro GET ON MY LEVEL you have love in your heart and shit FUCK DAT

    • @Pixelynx
      @Pixelynx 10 лет назад +6

      ....I'm a cat nut, but I laughed all the way through.
      She must be on a-whole-nother level. xD

  • @SuperBladerunner99
    @SuperBladerunner99 10 лет назад +262

    Dear diary
    The authorities have summoned some sort of tornado machine. I do not like it. It scares me. It makes such a terrible noise as it proceeds to destroy the multiple furry presents I left around the house for the authorities.oh how it mocks me.

    • @gen-X-trader
      @gen-X-trader 10 лет назад +24

      that would be vacoooom, see his new video dear kitten hosted by buzz feed video

    • @SuperBladerunner99
      @SuperBladerunner99 10 лет назад +11

      thank you i shall try to make sure the authorities know of my hatred to this vacoooom.

    • @bruffmeister1
      @bruffmeister1 10 лет назад +15

      you need to use the curtains of invisibility.

    • @SuperBladerunner99
      @SuperBladerunner99 10 лет назад +6

      ah, i have heard a legend of these but have never been able to reach such a height that is the window

    • @SuperBladerunner99
      @SuperBladerunner99 9 лет назад +2

      i cant believe this has reached 121 likes

  • @geoffreyraleigh1674
    @geoffreyraleigh1674 2 года назад +3

    Still my favourite cat video ever.

  • @cvbabc
    @cvbabc Год назад +5

    Never gets old....

  • @adalaiha9525
    @adalaiha9525 6 лет назад +421

    I will stand guard as the human sleeps.
    There was a movement under the blanket
    I pounce
    My human yowls in pain.
    The creature has already harmed my human!
    The creature moves again and I pounce.
    It's yells again.
    I think I'll do this for the rest of the night to comfort my human.

  • @Eliasmalaquias100
    @Eliasmalaquias100 7 лет назад +253

    "I would like to receive two rubs exactly. A third one and I will bite the shit out of them as per protocol" Lol'd so hard 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @bingo983
      @bingo983 6 лет назад +5

      Elias Guerra That one made me burst out with laughter. 😂😂

    • @nostalkingzone
      @nostalkingzone 2 года назад +1

      And it's so true! (or at least, most of the time), lol.

    • @shandae8825
      @shandae8825 2 года назад +1

      This is true, my friends cat did this every time. 😂

  • @dorothyfair9106
    @dorothyfair9106 4 года назад +32

    I will sing the song of my people in hopes that they rescue me.

  • @yamasaa
    @yamasaa 10 лет назад +84

    "Dear diary, I have noticed that all my neighboring cat friends and foes share the same voice as me. I shall now continue to yell in front of their homes until my vocal cords give up and my voice shall forever remain different from theirs."

    • @francoisepaquet371
      @francoisepaquet371 10 лет назад +17

      "dear diary, today i saw a retarded cat meowing out side my door. i must gut him and eat him wish me luck"

    • @jodianbeckford1312
      @jodianbeckford1312 10 лет назад

      Françoise Paquet I can't breathe....

    • @francoisepaquet371
      @francoisepaquet371 10 лет назад +8

      "dear diary yesterday i found the cat that meowing and ate his organs while another cat watched ...
      he will be my next victim wish me luck"

    • @nicholasgarcia1476
      @nicholasgarcia1476 10 лет назад +7

      Françoise Paquet "Dear diary, earlier I saw two cats fighting each other to death while another on a balcony was watching eating food as if a king.... I shall go to him and learn his mystic ways.

    • @graw777
      @graw777 10 лет назад +5

      Nicholas Garcia
      Dear diary, Authorities and me are worried: my brother has not returned home yet...three days has passed since he went out to meet a misterious cat. My brother told me he'd "learn his mystic ways"...dont know what it means but i'll go out tonight and look for this cat: maybe he'd provide me some answers...

  • @Herbert04
    @Herbert04 8 лет назад +243

    Dear Diary. The authorities should feel better if I give them a message under their chin while they sleep. But instead of showing gratitude I was pushed off the bed and onto the floor. How inconsiderate. I will puke in his shoe.

  • @f.r.wilson7603
    @f.r.wilson7603 3 года назад +26

    "My food bowl is now only half-full, I am convinced that I will soon starve"
    "I will stand at my post, and sing the song of my people"
    YEP, that's my cat alright. LOL

    • @discofairy66
      @discofairy66 Год назад

      I quote "I will stand at this post, singing the song of my people" way too often.

  • @gryranfelt5473
    @gryranfelt5473 4 года назад +13

    "My spirit is breaking" XD Omg, this is so brilliant.

  • @DetectiveTective
    @DetectiveTective 10 лет назад +135

    Dear diary,
    I have caught myself a delicious morsel who was scurrying about so late in the hour. To my dismay, one of the authorities came down and saw the squirming treat in my mouth and proceeded to scream... quite loudly.... in fact, so loudly that I tried to calm her down with the song of my people, but had forgotten about the creature in my mouth. I will have to start the hunt anew again tomorrow night...

    • @DetectiveTective
      @DetectiveTective 10 лет назад +33

      And this actually happened with me and my cat one day lol

    • @DylanDickson2
      @DylanDickson2 10 лет назад +15

      DetectiveTective What's worse then that is when my cat captures a bird and proceeds to bring it inside with the hopes of pleasing me. However the birds are not yet dead and start to fly around the house, screaming in pain and fear...

    • @DetectiveTective
      @DetectiveTective 10 лет назад +3

      My god that sounds awful O.O

    • @DylanDickson2
      @DylanDickson2 10 лет назад +6

      Jesus it was quite bad xD it took so long to catch it and im not sure if this was the right thing to do but i put it down. It had gone through all this pain im not sure if it would faction any more ;(.

    • @Fr0sTy327
      @Fr0sTy327 10 лет назад

      Dylan Dickson We had to flee bomb the apartment for that reason.

  • @theguyfromwalgreens
    @theguyfromwalgreens 7 лет назад +117

    "Poop in solidarity" is hilarious

  • @territarheel5163
    @territarheel5163 Месяц назад +3

    Over the years, I just keep coming back. It's bookmarked and it NEVER GETS OLD for a cat-owned human.

  • @user-mw6jo7ql1c
    @user-mw6jo7ql1c 3 года назад +18

    We REALLY need more of these! PLEASE make more. They are so hilariously true and that voice just emphasizes how ridiculous cats can be 😂 Well there’s a dog one too. It’s just as hilarious lol

  • @Handconsumer
    @Handconsumer 10 лет назад +62

    I shall sing the song of my people

  • @DavidMFBowie
    @DavidMFBowie 10 лет назад +62

    Anyone who has a cat knows this is 100% true.

  • @lcccve
    @lcccve 4 года назад +6

    I lost my cat today....
    Fly high lili 🌸

  • @zulimi
    @zulimi Год назад +2

    It took me 8 years to realize one of my favorite RUclipsrs also created one of my favorite RUclips videos. Bravo, Zefrank

  • @ixDanime123
    @ixDanime123 10 лет назад +39

    Oh god... I gotta go pet my cats now...with both hands D:

  • @marycage5214
    @marycage5214 5 лет назад +59

    Dear Diary: The Old Lady that loves me and calls me "Tweetums," (ugh) does not like for me to give her massages, but I cannot stop, since it is my way of showing my appreciation for the things she does for me. She complains that the needles in my paws hurt, but she has got to accept that sometimes LOVE hurts.

  • @th1285
    @th1285 Год назад +4

    authorities gets me everytime he says it. "Sing a song of my people" not bad either

  • @LovableSole
    @LovableSole 3 года назад +13

    Dear Diary, I will continue to nibble on my servants (the human) arm and stare unflinchingly at her until she gets up and feeds me, just so I can take two bites and walk away as a reminder to her who is really in charge here 😆😆😆.
    I loved this!

  • @hanonondricek411
    @hanonondricek411 5 лет назад +48

    "...I can only assume they have forgotten about me and left me here to die. As a last resort, I will stand post for the rest of the night and sing the song of my people...in hopes that they rescue me." 🤣

  • @Tickman45
    @Tickman45 8 лет назад +1241

    Dear diary day 945 and zefrank hasn't returned, suicide is inevitable.

    • @TotallyGlar
      @TotallyGlar 8 лет назад +19

      he voiced Dear Kitten by buzzfeed... I dont think he is coming back, after going to buzzfeed

    • @annahasapotato
      @annahasapotato 8 лет назад +73

      +TotallyGlar he has gone to the dark side.

    • @farfromirrational948
      @farfromirrational948 8 лет назад +135

      dear comment section,
      it has come to my attention that zefrank1 is a leading member of the buzzfeed team. he has made it a cruel habit to narrate only 1/200th of buzzfeeds videos as well as abandoning his shah nell alltogether.
      his more recent narration for the cat chow commercials had given me some hope and a good enough reason to cling to life for another week or two, but due to my addiction to clicking, watching, listening, and praying to zefranks shah nell I fear my time is nearing a close.
      half of love is lo, the way I am feeling right now.
      I will now do as I do when the vahkoom invades, and make like a sham eel eon

    • @miamaisarah3828
      @miamaisarah3828 7 лет назад +1

      Seth Eaglehouse :(

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 6 лет назад +1

      'Dear Kitten' is advertising for Friskies.

  • @smarier27
    @smarier27 4 года назад +12

    "Dear Diary, the squirrel was back again today. it mocks me."
    I love this whole video, but that part got me laughing good.

  • @heyjude1927
    @heyjude1927 Год назад +7

    This is pure classic amazingness. It's been a while since I've seen...it's just Puurrfect!

  • @moistsponge9227
    @moistsponge9227 10 лет назад +290

    So sad I cri.

    • @Moonfur555
      @Moonfur555 10 лет назад +13

      So sad i cried at your grammer

    • @moistsponge9227
      @moistsponge9227 10 лет назад +32

      Moonfur555 What, you think my 'grammar' was actually legit in that comment? pffffft

    • @Moonfur555
      @Moonfur555 10 лет назад +23

      Lets just call it even and forget this even happend

    • @moistsponge9227
      @moistsponge9227 10 лет назад +11

      agreed.

    • @UFO112233
      @UFO112233 10 лет назад +20

      Moonfur555
      *grammar

  • @carrotchan9736
    @carrotchan9736 5 лет назад +55

    I watch this in memory of grumpy cat.

  • @lbskysword9545
    @lbskysword9545 2 года назад +5

    This is my nostalgia right here, laughing still to it after 9 years!

  • @DNAsGhostzHouze
    @DNAsGhostzHouze 3 года назад +8

    This is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen on youtube to date. Bravo sir.

  • @EricBussman
    @EricBussman 4 года назад +219

    That's one of the best cat vids I've ever seen. It's just perfect. The language, syntax, everything. Sounds just like a cat would to me. Awesome job! This deserves a million likes!!

    • @JF-NYC-NJ-Girl
      @JF-NYC-NJ-Girl 3 года назад +5

      And the facial Expressions match perfectly...this was just brilliant