That part where Kersey appears on the balcony with the machine gun, and then proceeds to mow down every punk within a 200 mile radius is fucking cinematic GOLD.
@@raymondsolisjr.1262 The Giggler, wasn't he the diversity turd who takes one directly through the 5th thoracic vertebra of his spinal column with an elephant bullet before said bullet blows his heart to shit and out his sternum like an exploding jar of botulin laden strawberry jelly? If the Giggler lived he'd be more paralyzed than Stephen Hawking on his deathbed. Besides, they wouldn't name the movie after someone Bronson has to kill, again. The last words of 'The Giggler's Return' would be Bronson saying, 'Now stay dead'. The words above, I was practicing talking like Razorfist. He should hire me to write for him. RIP, Giggler.
Only Charles Bronson could have fired that LAW rocket in such tight quarters and survived. Anybody else would have likely been killed or severely burned by the backblast.
You have no idea how much i truly appreciate hearing somebody like yourself defend one of my all time favorite 80S flicks. I always looked at the Director Michael Winner a lot like The Joker. He never gave a shit about what anybody thought, He just made movies for the masses and they f@cking loved it. The goddamn nerve of Rotten Tomatoes giving this film a 11%. Rotten Tomatoes is garbage....... You get a like from me good buddy.
You must review the Death Wish 3 video game at some point, absolutely loved it as a kid, just the sadistic joy of blowing up grandmothers into a heaping pile of guts was all it took to enthral a six year old me!!! :D
Turns out I was already dead. I had no idea purgatory had wi fi. I just remember immense pain, shitting my pants,a really big gun, brief admiration of a moustached man and an 80's synthesizer.
shooterb0y23 Well that would explain my hallucinatory haze, Reagan and Nixon playing poker while seeing all the dead bodies. But yah, I do remember the 80's synthesizer, kinda hard to forget that.
Damn, looks like the big dick Bronson himself got us for being huge shitbags. Fuck that guy. ..... Hold on I hear a knock on my door in purgatory. Be right back.
And the kill count Arnie made in Commando is nothing compared to Bronson's. On that note, if Bronson was the Terminator, the human race would be doomed.
Take Max Payne, replace Max with Bronson and you might be on your way to making the best game ever made. Either that or just make Arkham city... but with Bronson.
I love how the first Death Wish was serious and even intelligent, then the second one started to became campy, and in this, it became a perfect example on how you do awesome camp. Death Wish 4 was too much, it stoped being camp to just be stupid, and lets not talk about the fifth one... What a good trilogy.
For some reason, that "when suddenly, Bronson!" made me laugh like an idiot. I'm going top steal it and use it to announce every worthy act of spontaneous badassery I see.
From wikipeadia: Filming started on April 19, 1985 in a "crime-infested" area of Brooklyn. Other New York locations used for the film included the Queensboro Bridge, the bus terminal of Manhattan's Port Authority, and Long Island.[4] In early May, the production team moved to London. Winner found it useful that both cities had a lot of Victorian buildings. The police station scenes were filmed at the old Lambeth Hospital[7] in Lambeth, which has since been demolished. The neighborhood used for the gang war of the film was in Brixton, a district which was infested with real-life gangs.
Well shit, I thought I was born in 1991, but it seems that's impossible since I was killed in Death Wish 3. Which means Charles Bronson is so fucking badass he leapt forward in time to pull me back to 1985 just so I could die in Death Wish 3 as a fetus. That, or he just carjacked the Delorean from Marty McFly. Either way, my spectral action boner is hard enough to cut a diamond.
An older guy I know who Introduced me to this movie specifically described it as Look you don't watch this for plot this is an hour and a half of Charles Bronson mass murdering punks which is all you need He wasn't wrong
I was about to write a comment about how you can't hold M1919 Browning by the barrel shroud because it gets very hot. But then I was killed in Death Wish 3
I love the fact that Charlie brought his own handgun to set. That fucking scene is like the shopping network: "This beautiful Wildey Magnum can be yours for just five easy payments of $49.99!! Order now to recieve the special limited edition ebony/ivory Creepkiller displaycase!" ... (Big Game Cartridges™ sold seperately, offer not valid outside New York, USA. Warranty voided if used for vigilantism)
Yeah, it happens... but I agree, it's a great weapon, but germans actually made pretty good weapons and tanks before and during WWII (their tanks was just very expensive to manufacture)
Guys let's be honest here, if that MG42 was loaded prior, the movie would've ended by then. And if gave that mg to Bronson, the entire Deathwish FRANCHISE would've ended by that moment.
I was recommended to watch your movie reviews as something to entertain and cheer me up on a rainy day. You won me the moment you said "I hate Hipsters!!" even befoe the review began. Preach it! :)
3 Fun Facts: 1: Death Wish 3 has a Commodore 64 video game adaptation. 2: The box art for it needs to be a poster 3 decades ago. 3: The game is literally you as Bronson killing every dirt bag in the city until you the player decide to stop.
Fun Fact: Charles Bronson was 137 years old when he made Death Wish III! (is it wrong to laugh at your own jokes) I've lost count how many times I've watched Death Wish 3 and only watched a couple of minutes of the video and it's great, so far.
Yep, and he's been rather candid about his experience making this film when asked. He hated it and still does to this day for a variety of reasons, one being the late director Michael Winner.
Back in the 1970s, MAD magazine did a parody of a board game featuring Charles Bronson. It included choices like "THREATEN IOWA" (yeah, the ENTIRE STATE). LOL.
+Mister Bones The funny thing is that the Ukrainian government is filled with the same fat ass oligarch motherfuckers it was 10 years ago, but now they're called neo-nazi :D
11:44 It's a sad sight to behold when the movie teases you with 1200rpm carnage and then wusses out because only Bronson is allowed to wield belt-fed benevolence.
Death Wish 3 is my favorite of the saga. Having a .30 cal machinegun with a carboard box full of ammo for the A-gunner to carry automatically makes it one of the best action movies of all time.
3:44 Here's an interesting conincidence, Alex Winter (who played Bill) is actually in Death WIsh 3. Seriously. You can see him at 2:56 mangling the phone.
....I wanna comment on how this movie kicks all the ass, shoots all the names after takin' em, and crushes all the evil, but I'm afraid if I poke my head out, I'm gonna catch a .475 caliber mustache to the guts for th-- HOLY FUCK ITS BRONSON
This film is a masterpiece! Fuck anybody that says otherwise! And this guys reviews on Death Wish and Dirty Harry should have home media releases of their own. Totally hilarious!
You know Bronson is a good actor, because he was an aerial gunner in WWII, so he knows that firing an unmounted Browning 1919A4 causes an instant failure to fire because the barrel recoil is damped by the movement of the receiver. But he makes the scene believable. Of a sort.
In real life Sgt.Basilone killed many enemy with an unmounted Browning and a huge mitten until the barrell burned through the mitten and his hands, then he used it as a club. Thats just part of the story..
Funnily enough, the bronson simulator where you fight street gangs with belt fed lmgs and hand cannons is in Modern Warfare 2 in O Cristo Redentor's spec op mission.
"To suggest that Death Wish 3 has a bad story is to imply that it fucking requires one."
Somebody please put that on a Blu-Ray box now!
Right next of : he kills the Giggler.
When I was younger my grandfather put this movie on because he didn't like the Adam Sandler movie I was watching, to this date I'm grateful he did.
Your grandfather was a man of culture.
Your grandfather was a great man.
That day you probably grew 6 inches of salami and A ZZ top beard. Coolest grampa ever.
Good man.
Your Grandfather is a Chad.
That part where Kersey appears on the balcony with the machine gun, and then proceeds to mow down every punk within a 200 mile radius is fucking cinematic GOLD.
I would make a witty remark here, but I was killed in Death Wish 3.
I would too, but I was killed in Death Wish 3. I wasn't even born until 91.
I would've liked that witty remark but sadly I too was killed in Death Wish 3... Twice.
Everybody dies in D3.
The 4th movie should have been The Giggler's Return
@@raymondsolisjr.1262
The Giggler, wasn't he the diversity turd who takes one directly through the 5th thoracic vertebra of his spinal column with an elephant bullet before said bullet blows his heart to shit and out his sternum like an exploding jar of botulin laden strawberry jelly? If the Giggler lived he'd be more paralyzed than Stephen Hawking on his deathbed. Besides, they wouldn't name the movie after someone Bronson has to kill, again. The last words of 'The Giggler's Return' would be Bronson saying, 'Now stay dead'.
The words above, I was practicing talking like Razorfist. He should hire me to write for him.
RIP, Giggler.
Today I learned: if you give Charles Bronson a leather jacket and a gun, all of your neighborhood gang issues will come to a screeching halt.
Only Charles Bronson could have fired that LAW rocket in such tight quarters and survived. Anybody else would have likely been killed or severely burned by the backblast.
There is no backblast when you're Charles Bronson.
And now he's going down to Emmet's Fix It Shop to "fix" Emmet
Sylvester Stallone and Chuck Norris could do it.
@@mzmadmike and Arnold Schwazenegger...
Or hold the barrel of a M1919 Browning machine gun whilst firing and not burn his hand.
You have no idea how much i truly appreciate hearing somebody like yourself defend one of my all time favorite 80S flicks. I always looked at the Director Michael Winner a lot like The Joker. He never gave a shit about what anybody thought, He just made movies for the masses and they f@cking loved it. The goddamn nerve of Rotten Tomatoes giving this film a 11%. Rotten Tomatoes is garbage....... You get a like from me good buddy.
You must review the Death Wish 3 video game at some point, absolutely loved it as a kid, just the sadistic joy of blowing up grandmothers into a heaping pile of guts was all it took to enthral a six year old me!!! :D
There was a videogame?
Lazy Leo
yes there was. plenty of videos on youtube about it too!
@@poisonxindustry Yep, and I've seen it online to download and play. Worth it.
"The supporting cast: The Final Fight franchise." I laughed, really hard.
But they died in Death Wish 3
That is 👌 is this Final Fights inspiration
"They killed The Giggler, Mang!"
Well, The Giggler needed killing . . .
R.I.P. The Giggler.
May he burn in hell.
I was born in '95, but I died in Death Wish 3.
Makes two of us!
Born '96. But the truth is I've been dead since Death wish 3
Born in '89, but died in "Death Wish 3".
Yall are babies I was in my prime when this movie came out & seen it at the drive in we absolutely loved it & still do
😂
My dad took me to see this when I was 14. He loved him some Bronson.
Death Wish 3 is the true story that inspired the events of Final Fight and Streets of Rage.
Razorfist should make his own version of Mystery Science Theater 3000 but with action movies.
Yeah like Obvious Action Theatre
@@theclown8399 Never before have I needed something so much, and not known until I read it out loud.
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
That would be awesome but I doubt he would do it.
Bronson killed all the commenters who wrote "First" in the comment section.
Hold on, someones at my door be right back.
I hope you liked your visit by Bronson, he's supposed to be at my house in about an hour.
Turns out I was already dead. I had no idea purgatory had wi fi.
I just remember immense pain, shitting my pants,a really big gun, brief admiration of a moustached man and an 80's synthesizer.
shooterb0y23 Well that would explain my hallucinatory haze, Reagan and Nixon playing poker while seeing all the dead bodies. But yah, I do remember the 80's synthesizer, kinda hard to forget that.
Damn, looks like the big dick Bronson himself got us for being huge shitbags. Fuck that guy.
.....
Hold on I hear a knock on my door in purgatory. Be right back.
shooterb0y23 yes he is in purgatory too. I have an appointment with him in a few hours.
Giving bronson a leather jacket and a magnum is like, Giving batman a fully loaded infinity gauntlet...
I was cheering my ass off when the final shootout happened 😂
Your asesment of hipsters is spot on
Deborah Raffin who played Kersey's lover/lawyer was a close family friend of Charles and Jill. It was Charles Bronson himself who cast her.
Charles Bronson invented infinite health and ammo. Arnie, and Sly ain't got shit on Bronson.
And the kill count Arnie made in Commando is nothing compared to Bronson's. On that note, if Bronson was the Terminator, the human race would be doomed.
Arnold, Sly, Van Damme, Segal, Lundgren etc. are great too, but Bronson set the standard for kill counts, all hail Bronson \m/
CRITTERBUSTERS *Siegel
Scott Plisskin
Bronson didnt have infinite ammo, his gun was just too scared to stop working on Bronson
Take Max Payne, replace Max with Bronson and you might be on your way to making the best game ever made. Either that or just make Arkham city... but with Bronson.
Nah:
Just make Just Cause 2 have a Charles Bronson mod, and it is already the greatest game ever made
+solidwtf2 Bronson the Game - no health bar, unlimited ammo, no stamina meter, you just kill & can never die.
so saints row 3?
Death wish 3
@@harlemraider3347 Bronson The Game.
2 player mode with Chuck Norris.
I love how the first Death Wish was serious and even intelligent, then the second one started to became campy, and in this, it became a perfect example on how you do awesome camp.
Death Wish 4 was too much, it stoped being camp to just be stupid, and lets not talk about the fifth one...
What a good trilogy.
Best part of 4 was the grenade launcher kill at the end.
It's like Tremors and Ghostbusters.
I stopped at Death Wish 3 - guess it's good I did?? Hollywood was just trying to cash in on a great thing & didn't know when to quit
4 and 5 were awesome. 4 is probably my favorite
"they killed the giggler, man. THEY KILLED THE GIGGLER!"
Good he deserved it
...and in Death Wish 3, Charles Bronson took laughter from the World.
_"He killed The Giggler, man"._
For some reason, that "when suddenly, Bronson!" made me laugh like an idiot.
I'm going top steal it and use it to announce every worthy act of spontaneous badassery I see.
It was awesome
This channel is awesome,finally someone who doesn't sugar coat things.
Coming back to one of the classics and all I can say is... the .475 Wildey Magnum isn't stopping power... that's crowd control.
One of the greatest injustices of this world is we will never get Bronson vs ANTIFA
That's not a match up that's just a simple matter of cleaning up commie waste
That's not an action movie, that'd be a short film.
@@b3rz3rk3r9 Short, but *awesome.* 😁
@b3rz3rk3r9 That’s not a short film, that would be a documentary.
From wikipeadia: Filming started on April 19, 1985 in a "crime-infested" area of Brooklyn. Other New York locations used for the film included the Queensboro Bridge, the bus terminal of Manhattan's Port Authority, and Long Island.[4] In early May, the production team moved to London. Winner found it useful that both cities had a lot of Victorian buildings. The police station scenes were filmed at the old Lambeth Hospital[7] in Lambeth, which has since been demolished. The neighborhood used for the gang war of the film was in Brixton, a district which was infested with real-life gangs.
Well shit, I thought I was born in 1991, but it seems that's impossible since I was killed in Death Wish 3. Which means Charles Bronson is so fucking badass he leapt forward in time to pull me back to 1985 just so I could die in Death Wish 3 as a fetus. That, or he just carjacked the Delorean from Marty McFly. Either way, my spectral action boner is hard enough to cut a diamond.
You don't understand. You were born in 1991 BECAUSE you died in DW3. It literally postponed your birth.
@@jfangm I dropped too and was born in 91. We need a support group...Bronson would probably become a revenant and just kill us again.
This has to be one of the greatest movies ever made !!!!
see at BLACK METAL TEENS LISTENING TO PINK FLOYD
Kinda wish Lieutenant Dude had gotten his own spin off movie.
Gavan O'Herlihy was awesome in this film. His father Dan O'Herlihy (robo cop, halloween 3) was also a great actor. I enjoyed DW3
An older guy I know who Introduced me to this movie specifically described it as
Look you don't watch this for plot this is an hour and a half of Charles Bronson mass murdering punks which is all you need
He wasn't wrong
I was about to write a comment about how you can't hold M1919 Browning by the barrel shroud because it gets very hot. But then I was killed in Death Wish 3
It was probably to afraid of Bronson to burn his hand
Death Wish 3 only requires 3 things: Charles Bronson, his signature Wildey and most of all....LIEUTENANT DUDE!
you may refer to it as "WHY DOES THAT HOWITZER HAVE A HANDLE AND A FUCKING TRIGGER"
Holy fucking Dio, my sides havent hurt this bad in ages.
13:07 There's a cop in the crowd that Bronson mows down. Oh well, I guess you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Not sure how I found this channel but, It is (Bleeping) awesome !!!!!
"The arm was very badly injured." I peed my pants lol
plot twist, the arm broke off so when they checked the pulse, they felt nothing and declared her dead
I cannot believe the casual disrespect thrown at Martin Balsam. The man was in PSYCHO and 12 ANGRY MEN, for heaven's sake.
I love the fact that Charlie brought his own handgun to set. That fucking scene is like the shopping network:
"This beautiful Wildey Magnum can be yours for just five easy payments of $49.99!! Order now to recieve the special limited edition ebony/ivory Creepkiller displaycase!"
...
(Big Game Cartridges™ sold seperately, offer not valid outside New York, USA. Warranty voided if used for vigilantism)
I was so disappointed when the 42 jammed... Dat gun is legendary. Not a joke, it just sounds fking scary.
Yeah, it happens... but I agree, it's a great weapon, but germans actually made pretty good weapons and tanks before and during WWII (their tanks was just very expensive to manufacture)
Guys let's be honest here, if that MG42 was loaded prior, the movie would've ended by then. And if gave that mg to Bronson, the entire Deathwish FRANCHISE would've ended by that moment.
I am very certain that the MG 42 machine gun or also known by allied troops as Hitler chainsaw was a terrifying weapon to face
If only Martin Balsam's character had actually loaded it properly that wouldn't have happened.
@@johnplatt8565 buzzsaw the chainsaw was invented yet
Only problem with this video: you use a Bill and Ted clip without acknowledging that Bill is fucking in the movie
2:47
TheStewieOne Nope. That is Bill S. Preston, Esquire. Ted "Theodore" Logan was played by Keanu Reeves.
and together they are WYLD STALLYNS!
dedelededelededele
One of the greatest movies of all time!!!!
Speaking of "dude" (3:37), Alex Winter was also in DW3: 2:48.
I recall Trump referenced the, um, "attempted car theft" scene at some point during the campaign. It made me smile.
Yep! ruclips.net/video/Svzcox2QB0w/видео.html .
I love these old politically incorrect masterpieces in american kick ass cinema !
There needs to be a T-shirt that reads " I too was killed in Death Wish 3"
I was recommended to watch your movie reviews as something to entertain and cheer me up on a rainy day. You won me the moment you said "I hate Hipsters!!" even befoe the review began. Preach it! :)
RPG's and hand-cannons thru the mail? This is awesome!
Us postal is easygoing.
3 Fun Facts:
1: Death Wish 3 has a Commodore 64 video game adaptation.
2: The box art for it needs to be a poster 3 decades ago.
3: The game is literally you as Bronson killing every dirt bag in the city until you the player decide to stop.
Seen this in the cinema in 85! Best of the bunch. Hard to believe Bronson was 63 when he filmed this!
I wanted to make an interesting comment, but unfortunately i was killed in Death Wish 3.
That fucking face on the main bad guy as Bronson pulls out the LAW.
Before there was Expendables, there was the Bronsinator!
I should be writing this but I was killed in "Death Wish 3"
They should've just called this series, "Don't Fuck With Bronson!"
Fun Fact: Charles Bronson was 137 years old when he made Death Wish III! (is it wrong to laugh at your own jokes) I've lost count how many times I've watched Death Wish 3 and only watched a couple of minutes of the video and it's great, so far.
I love this review, anytime I need a laugh I come back to it.
2:40 Wait a tic, was that Bill (Alex Winter) of one later shown in a clip, Excellent Adventure holding the chain?
Yes. Yes it was. :)
Yep, and he's been rather candid about his experience making this film when asked. He hated it and still does to this day for a variety of reasons, one being the late director Michael Winner.
Bronson IS the O.G. Punisher.
METAL SLUG - BRONSON EDITION
Love this movie!! Hands down the best death wish
Lost it at "WHY DOES THAT HOWITZER HAVE A HANDLE AND FUCKING TRIGGER?!?!?"
Proof that less plot, bigger guns can be a good thing.
Somebody seriously needs to make a Death Wish game. It would be the best co-op experience ever. 14:33
I'd love to say that I turn 39 this year, but I was killed by Bronson in Death Wish III.
Back in the 1970s, MAD magazine did a parody of a board game featuring Charles Bronson. It included choices like "THREATEN IOWA" (yeah, the ENTIRE STATE). LOL.
Something tells me this is what Europe is going to look like very soon.
*cough* Ukraine *cough*
+Mister Bones
The funny thing is that the Ukrainian government is filled with the same fat ass oligarch motherfuckers it was 10 years ago, but now they're called neo-nazi :D
BReal23 because Billionaires give a shit about us not.
"Europe is going to look like this very soon"... *facepalm* it was filmed in London, it would already look like that...
+mastermonarch And you think shilling politicians do?
11:44
It's a sad sight to behold when the movie teases you with 1200rpm carnage and then wusses out because only Bronson is allowed to wield belt-fed benevolence.
Just discovered this channel - binge watching the 70s/80s action movies and thoroughly enjoying ~
" Tee hee hee" - The Giggler
RIP in peace
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Dude...your commentary digs up memories of having witnessed this athe the moment of my death in the 80s. It was totally worth it.
Nobody is accusing this movie of being realistic.
But even much smaller pistols will leave the shooter with tinnitus without ear protection.
This movie is the natural conclusion to the “OK boomer” meme.
“Who are you?”
“I’m your last customer”
Wait, wrong Kersey.
Cyndi Lauper chick=Female Cenobite from Hellraiser 2
2:48 is that Alex Winter?
14:32 was that Alex Winter?
LOL! "I can't believe he's not Ernest Borgnine" fed the ammo belt it the wrong way - the bullets were pointing in the wrong direction. (@ 11:58)
awwww no Rocket Lawnchair? And after you set it so perfectly too... :(
Metal Slug - Rocket Launcher
Not to worry.
This will *not* be the last Rocket Launcher that is fired in a Death Wish film.
Ah so you are saving it for THAT... I can't wait. XD
Bronson is Player 1 and Lauter is Player 2.
Now all I need to know is what to do with this massive erection.
1:32 after the summer of 2020….prophetic words
Death Wish 3 is my favorite of the saga. Having a .30 cal machinegun with a carboard box full of ammo for the A-gunner to carry automatically makes it one of the best action movies of all time.
"The Mad Gear gang"
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to make that connection.
3:44 Here's an interesting conincidence, Alex Winter (who played Bill) is actually in Death WIsh 3. Seriously. You can see him at 2:56 mangling the phone.
I'm a little late to this party but @2:48 is that guy on the left Bill from Bill and Ted?
My favourite line is when after Bronson kills the Giggler and the main bad guy says in an unironic calm voice:" He had no business doing that, none!"
....I wanna comment on how this movie kicks all the ass, shoots all the names after takin' em, and crushes all the evil, but I'm afraid if I poke my head out, I'm gonna catch a .475 caliber mustache to the guts for th-- HOLY FUCK ITS BRONSON
"WHY DOES THAT HOWITZER HAVE A HANDLE AN FUCKING TRIGGER!?" Had me dying 😂😂😂
Apparently, I was born in '89 but I died in "Death Wish 3". 🤣
This film is a masterpiece! Fuck anybody that says otherwise! And this guys reviews on Death Wish and Dirty Harry should have home media releases of their own. Totally hilarious!
You know Bronson is a good actor, because he was an aerial gunner in WWII, so he knows that firing an unmounted Browning 1919A4 causes an instant failure to fire because the barrel recoil is damped by the movement of the receiver. But he makes the scene believable. Of a sort.
This wouldn't be an A4. It would have been one of the biood (or even stock) models.
In real life Sgt.Basilone killed many enemy with an unmounted Browning and a huge mitten until the barrell burned through the mitten and his hands, then he used it as a club. Thats just part of the story..
wow, I didn't know Bill S. Preston Esquire was in Death Wish 3!
The Giggler. They killed him. Man.
NEVER FORGET.
Forget what?
For me, I can say from an objective POV that DW 1 is the best in the series but I find the third film the most enjoyable.
That beat cop saw the coming of Gozer AND Bronson, which means he witnessed at least two apocalypses.
Am I the only one who noticed that Bronson's 1919 Browning was an MG 42 earlier when I'm sorry we couldn't afford Ernest Borgnine had it?
Funnily enough, the bronson simulator where you fight street gangs with belt fed lmgs and hand cannons is in Modern Warfare 2 in O Cristo Redentor's spec op mission.