(*I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GUYS SAID TO ME*) (FUN FACT: I MAKE THIS TRANSLATE BEFORE THE VIDEO GET SUBTITLES) translate Indonesian-english 0:00-0:23 (0:14) guy 1: what are you saying? turn on your mic, then speak (0:19) bryan: can you hear it? guy 1: yea bryan: yea, just now... 0:23-0:50 (0:23) bryan: okay, whatever i'm the one who will leave from here 0:50-1:12 (0:54) bryan: hey, can you share your drinks? i'm thirsty guy 1: oh, wait a minute i drop it (1:01) "i got supplies" guy 1: here bryan: thank you (1:05) guy 1: i have more drinks, i will drop it okay, here it is "i got supplies" 1:13-1:34 (1:17) bryan: woah, what did you buy? girl 1: (idk what she says when she show that snack) and i got drinks bryan: wait, where did the snacks go? girl 1: this is spooky, just go bryan: yeah just go, there must be a spirit 1:34-1:55 (1:35) aunt: here's the cake guy 1: don't bother yourself aunty guy 2: woah guy 3: woah, okay aunty (1:50) guy 1: eh... is it broken?! my auto loot was on guy 3: no, it will be finished guy 1: the auto loot 1:56-2:12 (1:56) guy 1: be right back, eh... i'm lagging bryan: i'm lagging too, it looks like someone will comes guy 2: hey bro! guy 1: i thought who it is bryan: just the two of you bro? guy 2: there's three of us bryan: eh... girl 1: hai bryan: woah! 2:13-2:37 (2:13) bryan: eh... which turn is it? left or right girl 1: which turn hmm... go try to ask that sir bryan: excuse me sir can i ask something, to go to yasnaya street which direction is it? sir? girl 1: sir? bryan: sir? girl 1: sir? sir? bryan: sir? (2:33) bryan: i think it was a bot girl 1: it looks like it is bryan: damn bot 2:39-3:14 (2:39) doctor: okay, today we will study how to cure someone who's get knock because cancer, heart disease, stroke, whatever you name it with only 2 steps, squat and touch, person brain threw out from his/her head from accident, especially when your get stabbed, with only 2 steps, squat and touch, you try it (3:06) bryan: squat and touch doctor: congratulations, you're now medical degree 3:15-3:36 (3:16) bryan: wow, cha who's pipe is this? guy 1: oh, that's my grandpa favorite pipe, he already died grandpa: hey, don't touch it that's mine bryan: cha, who's voice is that? guy 1: that's my grandpa voice bryan: you said "he already died"? guy 1: my grandpa still spectate me, he still not in the lobby grandpa: long time ago grandpa exterminate people in bootcamp 3:37-3:56 (3:37) "Indonesian song" (3:38) "help" bryan: where's nita?! (3:53) nita: ouch, sorry i accidentally touch exit, help please 3:57-4:14 (3:58) girl 1: hey, i have a story bryan: what is the story? i love to hear your story girl 1: did you know Luna (Indonesian artist) clothes there's still a price bryan: woah that's was very inspiring, wow i'm so happy to hear your story 4:15-5:08 (4:15) father: don't be sad son, let you father go in peace son: you can't go father, you can't die father father: don't cry son: no, no father: father can't calm if it's like this son: no, no- father: you're adopted (4:33) father: i die in peace (4:39) father: eh... son it look like i can still be revived, son... father just joking around, come on son revived son, son revived son, it's dark it's already dark, it's already dark, it's already dark, it's already dark son, it's dark it's already dark- (anyway,i leave this comment for 1 week to see how much ✌️great✌️ people gonna ✌️love✌️ this comment)
Gue suka ide-ide kreatif nih orang dari jaman Vine indo masih viral-viralnya. Yang bikin nunggu-nunggu videonya tuh karena idenya simple, tapi fresh dan ga ketebak orang/kreator lain. Sejauh ini konten kreator paling kreatif yang pernah gue liat masih dipegang sama nih orang. Bang Bryan, kalo bisa Adsensenya digunain buat cari team, terus besarin chanel elu bang, tapi masih dengan konsep konten seperti ini. Gue yakin masuk trending bukan hal susah
Bahaya bro, kalo ada yang mau meninggal, bisa hidup lagi, artinya nanti bisa ada peningkatan populasi yang besar, kayak China, negara besar tapi terlalu rame penduduk. Nanti kemungkinan banyak negara kayak gitu, kalo sakit tinggal Jongkok, bangun.
Cara menyembuhkan orang yg terkenock yg terkena stres strok jantungan, hanya dengan 2 langkah, jongkok pegang, ayo coba, selamat anda telah mendapatkan sarjana kedokteran! Sangat sangat mudah sekali bukan wkwk Btw, orang ini Kreatif buatnya! salut dah (:
Ketika bapaknya mengatakan bahwa dia anak pungut, dan ayahnya menyangka bahwa ia sudah mati tapi ternyata masih bisa di bisa revive, dan sudah terlanjur anaknya kecewa dan ayahnya tidak ditolong😂
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KEREN ! Kreatif.
Gak ada lawannya ini orang
Nyasar Lu Bambang
Awokawokawokawok
Nyasar bang ekwkwkwkm
Bacot Ateam
Ada my i see
Cara jadi sarjana kedokteran:
1. Jongkok
2. Pegang
Cara jadi calon sarjana:
1. Comot
2. Ganti suara dan intro
3. Upload
Anjir
True
Sarkas euy
awokwokwok
Yg ini belum tahu saya huehehe
Ahhh,sudah lima tahun lamanya ya
Ternyta kmu ska jg ya 😆 iy neh sdh 5thn lma ny. Smoga bsa sllu aktf upload lg. Benr2 d tnggu nih vdeo dr bryan furan
(*I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GUYS SAID TO ME*)
(FUN FACT: I MAKE THIS TRANSLATE BEFORE THE VIDEO GET SUBTITLES)
translate Indonesian-english
0:00-0:23
(0:14) guy 1: what are you saying? turn on your mic, then speak
(0:19) bryan: can you hear it?
guy 1: yea
bryan: yea, just now...
0:23-0:50
(0:23) bryan: okay, whatever i'm the one who will leave from here
0:50-1:12
(0:54) bryan: hey, can you share your drinks? i'm thirsty
guy 1: oh, wait a minute i drop it
(1:01) "i got supplies"
guy 1: here
bryan: thank you
(1:05) guy 1: i have more drinks, i will drop it okay, here it is "i got supplies"
1:13-1:34
(1:17) bryan: woah, what did you buy?
girl 1: (idk what she says when she show that snack) and i got drinks
bryan: wait, where did the snacks go?
girl 1: this is spooky, just go
bryan: yeah just go, there must be a spirit
1:34-1:55
(1:35) aunt: here's the cake
guy 1: don't bother yourself aunty
guy 2: woah
guy 3: woah, okay aunty
(1:50) guy 1: eh... is it broken?! my auto loot was on
guy 3: no, it will be finished
guy 1: the auto loot
1:56-2:12
(1:56) guy 1: be right back, eh... i'm lagging
bryan: i'm lagging too, it looks like someone will comes
guy 2: hey bro!
guy 1: i thought who it is
bryan: just the two of you bro?
guy 2: there's three of us
bryan: eh...
girl 1: hai
bryan: woah!
2:13-2:37
(2:13) bryan: eh... which turn is it? left or right
girl 1: which turn hmm... go try to ask that sir
bryan: excuse me sir can i ask something, to go to yasnaya street which direction is it? sir?
girl 1: sir?
bryan: sir?
girl 1: sir? sir?
bryan: sir?
(2:33) bryan: i think it was a bot
girl 1: it looks like it is
bryan: damn bot
2:39-3:14
(2:39) doctor: okay, today we will study how to cure someone who's get knock because cancer, heart disease, stroke, whatever you name it with only 2 steps, squat and touch, person brain threw out from his/her head from accident, especially when your get stabbed, with only 2 steps, squat and touch, you try it
(3:06) bryan: squat and touch
doctor: congratulations, you're now medical degree
3:15-3:36
(3:16) bryan: wow, cha who's pipe is this?
guy 1: oh, that's my grandpa favorite pipe, he already died
grandpa: hey, don't touch it that's mine
bryan: cha, who's voice is that?
guy 1: that's my grandpa voice
bryan: you said "he already died"?
guy 1: my grandpa still spectate me, he still not in the lobby
grandpa: long time ago grandpa exterminate people in bootcamp
3:37-3:56
(3:37) "Indonesian song"
(3:38) "help"
bryan: where's nita?!
(3:53) nita: ouch, sorry i accidentally touch exit, help please
3:57-4:14
(3:58) girl 1: hey, i have a story
bryan: what is the story? i love to hear your story
girl 1: did you know Luna (Indonesian artist) clothes there's still a price
bryan: woah that's was very inspiring, wow i'm so happy to hear your story
4:15-5:08
(4:15) father: don't be sad son, let you father go in peace
son: you can't go father, you can't die father
father: don't cry
son: no, no
father: father can't calm if it's like this
son: no, no-
father: you're adopted
(4:33) father: i die in peace
(4:39) father: eh... son it look like i can still be revived, son... father just joking around, come on son revived son, son revived son, it's dark it's already dark, it's already dark, it's already dark, it's already dark son, it's dark it's already dark-
(anyway,i leave this comment for 1 week to see how much ✌️great✌️ people gonna ✌️love✌️ this comment)
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Makasih gan , gua jadi ngerti
Niat sekali anda....
What???
@@didris hhaha bner
The true legend of content creator. Its original
3:49 sering banget kaya gini di pubg
Gua juga
LETS MAKE HIM BEING RICHH!
I agree
Kuy wkwk
@@elka8962 kuy kemana nihh:v
Rich Brian?
Iklan Nya Yang 5 Mnit Aja Sekalian
I'm a Simple man,
I see Bryan Furran upload,
I click.
You're not really Nas aren't you?
Yeah ifc
Ayam batman i see and clik
And coment
Click nonton nanti?
Bryan mukanya kaya luffy di One Piece,, keren
Hah? Mukanya Kayak One piece??
Emang Lu udah pernah liat harta one piece? Trus bagaimana Ceritanya Muka Ama Harta Mirip 😂😂
Canda²
:V
One Piece saha?
Maksud kamu luffy
Wtf
How to be sarjana kedokteran:
1.jongkok
2.pegang
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sudah seperti blowjob saja yah
@@hafsalmahendra7050 wkwkwkw
Ya iyalah orang cuma pegang bisa hidup lagi kaya jin
Ku beri 1 permintaan
Awokwok
@@BryanFurran Sarange 😘
Gue suka ide-ide kreatif nih orang dari jaman Vine indo masih viral-viralnya.
Yang bikin nunggu-nunggu videonya tuh karena idenya simple, tapi fresh dan ga ketebak orang/kreator lain.
Sejauh ini konten kreator paling kreatif yang pernah gue liat masih dipegang sama nih orang.
Bang Bryan, kalo bisa Adsensenya digunain buat cari team, terus besarin chanel elu bang, tapi masih dengan konsep konten seperti ini. Gue yakin masuk trending bukan hal susah
3:10 andai ada kuliah seperti itu🤣🤣
Hahahahahahahahahah
Kalo ada auto lulus:v
3:05
"Jongkok, pegang"
"Selamat, Anda sarjana kedokteran"
Ngakak 😂🤣
Aiwiwkwkw
o
o
Selamat anda alberteistein
Andai segampang itu
Lets make Bryan Rich!!
eh Rich Bryan
EH EH EH...
well, lets make both of them Rich B)
3:57 andai ada fitur ini di dunia nyata
Udah gw jadiin sekotak Beng-beng lu. 🤣
bener bro,kalo ada tu fitur udh gk bisa lagi gw denger kpoper ngomong dan tukang curhat
@@martutirahayu8881 broo nanti subscribe ya djafargaming abdullah ya broo
@@djafargaming_abdullah gk bro
Ada bro, tapi selamanya
Konten yg kyk gini yg hrus nya trending d yutub, bukan prank" Ga jelas..
Prank keluarga😂
Udah prank goblok setingan pula 😂
Mari viralkan
setuju
Skrang konten prank rata2 ngegembel abis itu nunjukin deh smua kekayaannya.... Kyk gk da konten lain, Yg ngeprank diblang sombong gk mw, trus mwnya apa... Kn lucu
2 langkah doang
1.jongkok
2.pegang
Selamat anda mendapatkan sarjana kedokteran:V
Gak perlu s2
Eh itu maksudnya apaan ya
@@muhammadvikrah6091 maksudnya gmpng sekali ngobatin org
@@catzy709 hubungan nya sama jongkok pegang apa
@@muhammadvikrah6091 masa gk ngerti berarti lu gk main pubg coeg
Banyangin orang kena corona mau mati dan Cara nyembuhin cuman
1. Jongkok
2. Pegang
EZ
Lah kita yang tertular kalo di real life
Ez dong
@@netedgaming kalo tertular tinggal Jongkok pegang lg
Seluruh dunia auto sarjana
akhirat sepi donk
How to spot enemy
1. Ngeliat daerah Kiri Kanan ❌❌
2. Denger step lewat headshet ❌❌
3. Liat Tanda di map ❌❌
4. Ngerasa hp nge-frame/patah2 ✓✓
Android detected
hp 🥔
Kentang sih menurut gw
Tidak berlaku buat hp spek gahar wkwkw
Kelebihan HP kentang 🤣🤣🤣
Setelah lama nunggu 🔥
Bryan terbaik!!
Fan dri Malaysia ❤️
sama bro
Can you understand the funny?
the jokes
I understand all of funny bryan. From malaysia
@@rarechannel6510 wow
1:57 Kirain RUclips Gw Ngeleg😂
Sama dong
Sama 🤣
1937: Obat Antihistamin dapat menyembuhkan alergi.
2019: *Jongkok & Pegang*
Beeeeetoooollllll
Gw pas baca judul :
"Ga terlalu telat nih pubg in life?"
Ternyata beda 🤣🤣
Iyah wkwkwk w kira sama😂
ini orang mana ada ide nya sama :v
Sama woi wkwk
Bang Bryan channel RUclips kesukaan ku.sehat terus bang bryan.semoga sukses
Ketika lu liat channel yt yg subscribe nya jutaan tapi yg nonton ny dikit
2:32
Sae lu Bambang wkwkkw
Awokawoakwkw
Bot wkwkwk
@@p1nkuy79 2:33
Pusing aku
Khusus Brian furran like dulu baru nonton, karena kualitas terjamin 😄
Betul 👍
Wah, menginspirasi sekali, senang sekali mendengar ceritamu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah! Subtitles! Thanks man
:c ohhh you not from Indonesia :c
@@derostdeutsche7196 big fan, but i only get the jokes without dialogues :D
me to, i am from german
@@derostdeutsche7196 are u spectator general?
@@TapToPlay7 Nein
Inilah youtuber tidak mementingkan adsense
Editan nya kok bagus ya
Belum..
@@tuwekendase belum apanya belum ngentot
Legend Of Vine
Ga 10 menit
@@virgansyhh_7633 Napa bro ? Cover mulut anda kotor ya
"kakek dulu ratain orang di boot camp"
Sumpah ngakak bagian ini 😂😂😂
im not First
im not last
But when bryan furran upload
i click fast
Boljug
Wes tau
And you was stolen this comment tfue?
@@celiaa4me ngapain nyolong kan google translate ada wkwk
@@sandy10tahunyanglalu15 wkwk
1:58 gwe kira hp gwe njirr🤣
Sama vangsat
Anjir sama
@@feriputra6718 jjjj
Sama cuy
@@aidanalbaniin8131 iya cukk
3:33 ratain bootcamp dong :v
Gua pernah dulu ratain pochinki sama bootcamp
2:38 ngakak cuy
iya cuk
Seneng bet liat bryan furran buat video lagi..
"yaNg SeTuJu liKE"
2:08 lucu 😂😂😂
0:59 i got supply😂😂😂😂
Moga lu masuk di youtube rewind indonesia 2019 atau rewind luar negeri
Jangan, pls jangan..
@@indrafebri6154 knp emang?
@@hotasisiahaan415 kan soal nya abnormal
Bahaya bro, kalo ada yang mau meninggal, bisa hidup lagi, artinya nanti bisa ada peningkatan populasi yang besar, kayak China, negara besar tapi terlalu rame penduduk. Nanti kemungkinan banyak negara kayak gitu, kalo sakit tinggal Jongkok, bangun.
2:11 comel cuk😍
Cara menyembuhkan orang yg terkenock yg terkena stres strok jantungan, hanya dengan 2 langkah, jongkok pegang, ayo coba, selamat anda telah mendapatkan sarjana kedokteran! Sangat sangat mudah sekali bukan wkwk
Btw, orang ini Kreatif buatnya! salut dah (:
4:27 ngakak wkkwwkwk
KONTEN KUALITAS
NO DRAMA BULLSHIT
MAJU TERUS BANG!!! 👌🏻👌🏻
1:56 khusus hp kentang yg ngerasain 😂😂
Siapa yang nonton di tahun 2020?
Konten kayak gini gak rugi gw nonton sampe abis walau banyak iklannya.
Keren!
Oke trik ambil makanan yg banyak
SORRY , AUTO LOOT !
Awkwkwk ngakak bagian ini asw
Bisa jadi trend ini, dateng ke kondangan, sorry auto loot nyala! wkwk
gk kepikiran wkwk
@@lanzmine4343 yoi
🤣🤣🤣
"Kakek ku masih spectate saya"
Awkwkwk
Wkwkwkwk kakek legend
Kakek Sugiono gak tuh :v
Ngeratain bootcamp pro plyer
Another youtuber pubg real life:
Gameplay❌
Bryan furran pubg real life:
Just like game the sims✔
sering" upload dong butuh asupan konten yg begini kreatif🤸
02:39 Gua anak SMA kelas 12 dan bentar lagi mau lulus, gua bingung mau pilih prodi apa, dan sekarang saya sudah menemukan jawabannya :)
Kedokteran kah?
Say thanks for the legend
@@__MuhammadFadhly sepertinya jurusan gamer...
2:10 jir penampakan
3:34 jir ratain bootcamp dewa
4:55 Loot Crate next update : kerdus Beng Beng
Bocoran
O ya btw loot lotan bapak nya apa ya
Loot harta bapa nya😂😂😂
Bocoran skin loot crate baru
Ada lagi cuk kardus indomie
4:26 ngakak sumpah anjay 😂😂
Emang dia bilang apa? Gw ga denger 😂😂
Kamu anak pungut :v
@@alditanuwijaya2842 ohh makasihh 😂😂
*kamu anak pungut*
00:01 Gw ulang"
wkwkwkwk
Biar sakit tub lutut kejedot tembok 🤣👌
Anda golongan kami
@@CraftBlack anjay ada craft black
Jongkok pegang selamat anda sarjana kedorteran
-pubg in real life
Itu yg paling gokil tuh 🤣
If only it was that easy
Kalo bener kek gitu
Gw suruh ponakan gw keluar dari kampusnya skrang juga
dengan kreatifitas kek gini, lu berhak sukses bro, one day video lu bakalan trending, yakin dah gw aminin.
Berapa kali pun di tonton tetap ngakak....apa lagi yang "jongkok pegang"😂😂😂
3:03 "jongkok pegang"
SELAMAT ANDA SARJANA KEDOKTERAN 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆
Bangsad 😝😂😆
Seandaix semudah itu
Hahahaha
Your come back from dead vines . Ok let him being realy rich now
-4:40 ngakak anjir😂😂😂
3:27
Mind blowing 🤸🏻♂️
Director : we need studios
Bryan :hold up
Hi,I'm from Malaysia.I always watch your video.Kelakar + kreatif😂😂😂.KEEP IT UP BRO!!🔥🔥🔥
3:53 knock anjir :v
3:58
Aku suka sekali mendengar cerita.... Aku tau rasa itu..😅
Ini baru editor berkelas. gk kayak edit cmn pakek font,efek(apalah itu)
Ngakak bang!!!, Makasih udah bikin gw senyum/ketawa lagi bang, dah lama ga ketawa karena banyak masalah hidup gw bakal support lu bang 🔥❤️
Ilmu kedokteran: *exist
Dr. Bryan's Theory: 2:37
Ilmu kedokteran: "AM I JOKE TO YOU?"
02:10 "hai" cute af
Simpel padat ngakak 🤣 emang legend nih orang
2:01 Kirain hp Gw yang ngeframe :v
Ketika bapaknya mengatakan bahwa dia anak pungut, dan ayahnya menyangka bahwa ia sudah mati tapi ternyata masih bisa di bisa revive, dan sudah terlanjur anaknya kecewa dan ayahnya tidak ditolong😂
Kembalinya Legenda Hidup..
Ciee video nya udah tembus 1rbu like lebih
Semangat buat konten nya 👍👍
Edit : sepemikiran dengan gua ketika fram drop pasti ada musuh di sekitar 😁😂
Apalagi klo kentang kayak gw....framnya sampe ketulang"😂😂
2:50 njir gampang banget sarjananya wkwk
How To Be A Sarjana Kedokteran :
Other Person : Kerja Keras Usaha
This Guy : JoNgkoK PegAnG
10 menitin lahh, biar adsensenya banyak:))
Gilaaaaa gilaaaa gilaaaaa
Kereeeeen abisssssssss
Sepertinya saya ngpans ni sama chanel yg satu ini..
Vilm belum ada yg skreativ ini.
4:28 tegang 😂
Itu ngomong apa sih
@@mrshhy_ kamu anak pungut
@@FrostyyMcToasty anjir dihina dong :v
@@AndhikaFarel. bukan asw gw kasi tau apa yang si Brian bilang
@@FrostyyMcToasty akowkalwk
Let's call him Reincarnation.
Of Old Content Creator Indonesian🔥🔥
Ini video kreatif nya mintak ampun sangat2 hebat briliant
2:10 w saat ngelihat laba" di kaki gw XD
*CACING*
Kecoak
Sama, saya juga phobia laba laba
*Loncat* XD
@@juvenlawrinsen2942 aku juga btw phobia itu penyakit ato bukan?
the legend has comback. wellcomeback sensei
Alhamdulillah , setelah menonton ini saya berhasil diratakan satu squad,.
Makasih lho
hubungannya apaan jir?:v
1:48 auto loot, anjnc wkwkwkkw
DiMenit 1:58 gue kira hape gue yg ngelag😂
Sama , gw kira inet gw ngadat 😂
Ternyata ada org bro..makanya ngeframe..wkwk
Aku nonton PUBG real life nya pada gaje las... tapi ini udah the best paraah..lucu banget 🤣🤣
sekedar saran bro
pakai logatmu saja. lebih lucu
hehe
saya pngikutmu dari zaman Vine.
salam dari Palu
Sama
Bentar,di palu sudah agak mendingan keadaannya?
Sakit ga bro dipalu?
@@Royalsam569 alhamdulillah, sudah baik!😊
@@Royalsam569 udah mndingan bro keadaanya . berkat bantuan dari sluruh teman-teman dri kota lain
Nobody :
Me when having fun inside car : Anjir kepencet f cok
Keren videonya nostalgia jaman main pubg. Skrg udh pensiun. Udah aman damai sih.
FINALLY! HIS COMING!
*he's Coming
Kak bikin the sims in real life dong pasti seru banget 😊🤗 sukses selalu ya kak
GBU 👍
Cwnya setia ya nemenin dia trus,semnagat lah borr🤙🤙
0:26 ngakak anjay
salah mobil
3:52 Saat lu lagi di dalem mobil dan gak sengaja kepencet tombol keluar.
cuumam chanel yt ini gua relain nonton iklannya 😁😁tanpa gua skip keren lu bang
1:59 anying gw pikir gw ngelag beneran 🤣
sma cuy.. lah ini HPku ngeleg wkwk
Wkwkwk sama
anjir samaan..klo ada org pasti ngeframe 🤣bangkek koq bisa samaan 🤣
Gw sampe ngerestart donk anjay -_-
Gua sampe gua mundurin 10 detik
2:11 EUUHHH!
Jongkok pegang langsung jadi dokter wkwkwk, crate nya juga dus bengbeng 😂😂
3:47 njir lagi enak nyanyi langsung knock 😂