BJJ grappler Craig Jones chokes Alex Jones unconscious on the latest "El Segundo" podcast. Subscribe for more. #jiujitsu #ufc #craigjones #bjj #joerogan
His expressions all throughout the video express how Tarzan feels when he wakes up. And I think you know that I know that you know what kind of sleep walker I am. To make what I see in my mind happen in the world through what kind of power my spirit holds.
It's the quickest way to visit the void. Good for those who suffer from ADHD and lack of self control and can't sleep easily. Why spend 4 hours scrolling shorts trying to get sleepy when you can get choked out in fifteen seconds or less?
That's possible. When I got choked out once, I was a tank commander and I got hit by a shell. 2 soldiers were pulling my my body out of the top, I woke up to two of my buddies pulling me off the floor. It took me a good minute to realize I wasn't a tank commander any more.
Yeah never get close to a someone who does jujitsu for a living but yeah definitely I was choked out once i woke up in a hospital launched out of the bed punch a hole in the wall where my friend had been standing
Most people do. Not saying you should try it because it can lead to brain damage. But there's science behind why it feels good. It's like the best power nap you will ever have lol
@@contagious_noob3651I used to chose myself or buddies did it to each other. Probably age 10 to 12. Feels like a really good high bit short lasting. I had completely forgotten that.
@@contagious_noob3651yeah because I have a hard enough sleeping so sometimes getting forced to go to sleep is the only way . Says every insomniac ever lol 😂
Seriously it may be dude is a work horse his episode with Tim Dillon on jre before the election he was saying he wanted to retire due to what it was doing to him even tho he loves it its killing him
Nothing can prepare you for what it’s like to be choked out. You never feel yourself go unconscious, you’re just awake again and everyone is acting a little bit different.
I passed out from dehydration I remember everything turning purple and black then fading away...I honestly dont remember waking back up thats whats odd
I remember my first highschool fight I got knocked out, but not by the guy i was fighting, but by a tree when he ducked my right hook 😂😂😂 I woke up with dudes footprint on my forehead and someone else on top of him beating his face into the concrete 😂😂 I woke up ready to whoop some ass not realizing I had already been knocked out haha
@@whodis000 🤣🤣🤣 ima beat your ass!! Ummm… we already did that to you…. Wtf you talking about?? I got knocked out in football my freshman year trying to return a squibbed kid I was picking the ball up and trying upfield when I took a helmet to my ear hole. I just remember rolling and standing up and getting ready to run to the huddle but my coach was in the field. What are you doing out here coach? Man.. you were just unconscious. Me? No… really? No. Weirdest moment of my life
If you’ve never been choked out, waking up after that first rush of oxygenated blood hits your brain feels like you’re waking up from the most refreshing and rejuvenating sleep you’ve ever experienced.
Honestly, it's kinda nice but freaky too. You have no clue when the off button was pressed and for how long either. But I'll be damned if it isn't refreshing if you're sparring with someone you trust.
Its like a reset button, best 10 second nap you'll ever experience... (Disclaimer, dont be stupid and try this on your own or with someone who doesnt know what the fuck their doing)
I was thinking that my friend boxed me once qnd i knocked him out and he didnt say it was fun. Honestly his viens in his face and teary eyes said he had a bad headache
Being unconscious is such a weird thing. You wake up, you know that you woke up but your mind can’t remember that you wanted it to happen. You just forget that part.
Man same thing sorta happened to me before surgery. I was being prepped up waiting to be moved to the surgery room all I remember was texting a few people and the guy telling me they will come get me in a few minutes I put my phone down looked at the clock it was 12:30 I thought to myself hell their probably out to lunch I'll take a quick little nap while I wait. Next thing I know some nurse is yanking on my arm to draw blood. I wake up it's dark I said I am up I am up let's do this I am ready. I then noticed I wasn't even in the same room anymore the clock on the wall said 10:30 and I looked at the nurse then I looked at my stomach and seen the huge cut stitched up and said they did the surgery already? How when wtf just happened it was 12:30 a second ago. 10 hours of memory just gone. They even said after surgery they woke me up I answered a few of their questions I don't remember none of that or even going into the surgery room. It was so weird.
When u pass out like that you could even forget since you woke up. It happen to me when practicing that "MataLeon" choke (idk how its named in english) the KO doesnt bring that amnesia tho
I have a medical condition where abrupt changes in posture can cause me to pass out. It's well treated now but I remember one time when I was in high school where I was working on a project in the hall, stood up, and then woke up a couple minutes later to a crowd of people standing around me all yelling to call an ambulance. Apparently I had passed out after standing up, collapsed, hit my head on a locker, and went into convolutions. It took all my effort after regaining consciousness to mumble that it was normal for me and that I didn't need an ambulance lmao Passing out (NOT fainting out of fear) is scary as hell though. Your visions goes black, you get a metallic taste in your mouth, you hear this loud whirring noise, and start to hallucinate just before you collapse and the convulsions begin (if it's bad enough).
Eddie isn't stupid, although is 98% safe, you never know if the guy has some blood clot problem or Heart disease that could make a problem for the man wake up.
@@Kurdatifound out what? 😂 RNC is a blood choke. His brain wasn’t getting enough blood flow so it went to sleep. Veins are elastic and can be compressed without much worry of lasting damage. Not to mention the rush of blood returning to your brain is almost euphoric Air chokes on the other hand just suck dick all around 😂 Take a lot longer (you can hold your breath for a while without passing out, sams applies here) not to mention the windpipe and larynx have the same elasticity as veins. It can lead to throat injuries or just a sore and bruised throat. That’s why ur you should ever watch bjj/mma, people are able to fight through improperly set RNCs
Romans 10:9 (KJV) That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
I imagine thats how Alex Jones wakes up every morning.
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Bro woke up like a pitbull😂
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Lmfao I’m dyin 😂
Bro said “I liked that” 🤣
It’s the best sleep you can get
Yeah try it. Weirdest feeling you will ever get!
it's like waking up from a after school nap without Sid effects
@@landonolsen2880auto erotic asphyxiation?
He can't even remember😅
It's like a mountain troll waking up for the first time in 10000 years 😂
Ya but knows everything like Jesus at the same time
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@@topazfire974 Lmao you must be a libtard
@@topazfire974 Jesus loves you!
@@SuperStruct He loves you too ❤
“I liked that”
*choke kink unlocked*
I passed out one time and it was so nice i remember it ... but he forgot it immediately???
Bro unlocked asphyxiation 😂
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I think he said I don’t like that
@@Chewie683open your ears
Bro woke up like a warthog
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Woke up like, "when I was a young warthog"
nah the “bro woke up like a pitbull” comment was better 😂
@@Daytoniuswoke up eating a big juicy jungle worm 😂
Bro woke up like Jabba the Hutt 😂
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Why did he stop?
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The troll under the bridge waking up to kill 😂😂😂
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Who's stealing my gold ? 😂
THE TROLL WHO SAVED YOUR LIFE WITH PRECIOUS INFO❤
@@jamesevans2286 what ?
He wakes up like a wild animal
574 likes and no comment, let me change that.
Beat me to it
His expressions all throughout the video express how Tarzan feels when he wakes up. And I think you know that I know that you know what kind of sleep walker I am. To make what I see in my mind happen in the world through what kind of power my spirit holds.
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That and "I liked that" 😂😂😂
Dude wakes up like a dad who's channel gets changed 😂😂😂
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holy shit
REAL
Bro why is this so relatable 😭😂
omg 🤣🤣
He even looks pissed when he gets choked out lmao
“Why are you mad?”
“I can’t see my forehead”
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“I did pass out?”
“I like that” 😂😂😂😂
Dang, I wanted to say it 😂
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Yes it feels like a nap, a very short nap.
It's weirdly comfortable way to fall asleep 😂
It's the quickest way to visit the void. Good for those who suffer from ADHD and lack of self control and can't sleep easily.
Why spend 4 hours scrolling shorts trying to get sleepy when you can get choked out in fifteen seconds or less?
his brain goes quiet, he goes “i liked that”
That had my side splitting.
I thought he said he doesn't like it lol
Said he didn't like that
@@RumoursOfFamineno he said he liked it
The feeling coming back too from being choked out feels crazy lol. It’s like that feeling when you get up real fast from laying down.
He looks at you pissed off, even when he's unconscious.
The sleep apnea brought him back
Man, sleep apnea sucks……me and Alex GOTTA lose some weight
Bro woke up like every dad being woken up by his kids😂😂😂
This is true
That's too real
Fr
On his first day off in 3 weeks😂
@@LloydCooeyhe woke up like every latina mom when you try to take the tv control from her hands while shes "watching" (sleeping) a telenovela.
Alex still acts like himself even when he's unconscious lol
Fake and gay. Next
He a real one
That's how you know he's real
You can always count on Alex being Alex.
It’s because his brain is always starved of oxygen
Woke up like Jabba the Hut when he was getting choked by Princess Lea 😂
When he passes out .... The face he makes is me at 3am trying to see if my order is right on the taco bell drive thru screen
First time in 30 years he got a break, only for a moment but he enjoyed every second of that micro reset.
brilliant
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The dude has spent like 3 months of this year on vacation 😂
He talked on Joe Rogan about how him and his friends choke each other out all the time
I liked, then had to unlike because the likes were at 911
Dude woke up like an old ship captain
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Captain Blackbeard after a weekend slumber
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You made the experience so much better rewatching it
Most underrated comment!
“Eddie you’re gonna choke me out!” 😂 I love Alex Jones hahaha
he sounded like Gollum lmao
Bro woke up like a final boss 💀
That was Just his first phase ending, Bro has a whole new moveset after that
He has 3 more phases lol
Nice to know we get his default setting lol
Alex Jones is unintentionally fucking hysterical
I like that
This comment just stole my thoughts 😅
It is intentional obviously.
Alex Jones is an intentionally funny dude though. It's the insane shit he believes that isn't an act.
@boddboward563 like the U.S. government running a massive spying program to spy on U.S. citizens. What a nut job.
Wakes up growling and snorting. He must be hanging out at Bohemian Grove, he’s turning more feral.
I think before he passed out he said “I’m done now I’m telling you to stop.” 😂
Lmfao this makes the video a lot funnier
I think he said "I'm talking still ___" but that's even funnier 😂
The guy choking hims grin made it all. Haha. He enjoyed that entirely too much. 😂😂
“What’d I just do” was the perfect opportunity to convince him he’s a sleeper agent this entire time.
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LMAOOOO
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Complete meltdown mode would’ve happened 😂😂
Goat!! Lmaooo
“I liked that” Alex def hires dominatrixes 😂
Well he likes transgenders so wouldn't be surprising.
@@smokestrong1000 what the hell does liking transgender people have to do with hiring a dominatrix?
He's probably saying he likes how he felt when he woke up. It's a very euphoric experience
@@MatthewStauffersays who
@@imstupidbut are you talking about the euphoria I mentioned?
Says me. I've experienced it. Says brain science. It's a result of the hypoxia
“I like that” got me 😂
He sounded like the lion out of wizard of Oz walking up there 😂
Bro passed out into the shadow realm, slayed about 45 demons, and woke up like a bull dog that just had a full nights sleep. Fantastic.
Bro you can’t make me spit out my water like that 😂😂😂
Lol lol lol 😂
That's possible. When I got choked out once, I was a tank commander and I got hit by a shell. 2 soldiers were pulling my my body out of the top, I woke up to two of my buddies pulling me off the floor. It took me a good minute to realize I wasn't a tank commander any more.
Bro that’s not what happens when u pass out lol
This fn comment killed me omg bro!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bro woke up ready to fight the demons
He said "I like that"
Ready to fight the lizard ppl
@@johnnydamon4767😂😂😂
Hillary Clinton?
I mean....when the devil's at your door you have too. I need to record myself waking up
Bro invented a time machine to send someone 5 second into the future.
That’s the quietest you’ll ever have Alex. Lolol
He woke up so much friendlier than i ever could imagine after just getting choked tf out!
That’s usually the case
He forgot to put the act back on.
It’s such a relaxing nap, wake up refreshed it always feels great lol
Yeah never get close to a someone who does jujitsu for a living but yeah definitely I was choked out once i woke up in a hospital launched out of the bed punch a hole in the wall where my friend had been standing
It's actually quite peaceful and very disorienting when you wake up. Very close to getting black out drunk and not knowing how you went to sleep
Bro woke up like a straight up Fukn savage
Sausage*
@@carnageasada5282 ok doc
And said he liked it when he woke up 😂
@@JB-xf4gpfunniest part bro 😂😂
Honestlt, props to him for the reaction, no ego or nun
Bro thought he had a stroke for a second.
that's the best gollum impression I've ever heard
“I did pass out? I like that”
Immediately got me thinking he a masochist 😂
"I'll take words I learned on the internet in the past 24 hours Alex!" Retard
Most people do. Not saying you should try it because it can lead to brain damage. But there's science behind why it feels good. It's like the best power nap you will ever have lol
@@contagious_noob3651I used to chose myself or buddies did it to each other. Probably age 10 to 12. Feels like a really good high bit short lasting. I had completely forgotten that.
@@contagious_noob3651yeah because I have a hard enough sleeping so sometimes getting forced to go to sleep is the only way . Says every insomniac ever lol 😂
@@Boucher702 I mean whatever works 🤷
That's probably the most relaxed sleep he has gotten in YEARS
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if I can be real for a moment, he did say on JRE that he grinds his teeth in his sleep
Seriously it may be dude is a work horse his episode with Tim Dillon on jre before the election he was saying he wanted to retire due to what it was doing to him even tho he loves it its killing him
@@brianl-pm8ttbeing an idiot will kill you faster than most
Looks like a retired Thanos, waking up on his farm many years later.
"I liked that" 💀💀
“I like that” Bro unlocked a new kink 💀
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Your body feels relaxed
Yeah i used to make myself pass out when I was a kid. It's like dreaming but with amnesia when you wake up
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Nothing can prepare you for what it’s like to be choked out. You never feel yourself go unconscious, you’re just awake again and everyone is acting a little bit different.
I can remember every part. Haha
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I passed out from dehydration I remember everything turning purple and black then fading away...I honestly dont remember waking back up thats whats odd
I remember my first highschool fight I got knocked out, but not by the guy i was fighting, but by a tree when he ducked my right hook 😂😂😂 I woke up with dudes footprint on my forehead and someone else on top of him beating his face into the concrete 😂😂 I woke up ready to whoop some ass not realizing I had already been knocked out haha
@@whodis000 🤣🤣🤣 ima beat your ass!! Ummm… we already did that to you…. Wtf you talking about?? I got knocked out in football my freshman year trying to return a squibbed kid I was picking the ball up and trying upfield when I took a helmet to my ear hole. I just remember rolling and standing up and getting ready to run to the huddle but my coach was in the field. What are you doing out here coach? Man.. you were just unconscious. Me? No… really? No. Weirdest moment of my life
Bro choking has the most genuine smile bro🤣🤣🤣he having the time of his life 🤣🤣🤣
Looks and sounds like my grandfather waking up in front of the tv and asking why I turned the channel…
Man woke up in attack mode just growling
Before that, he passed out with a mean face😠
I would’ve whispered in his ear when he woke up. “The Clinton’s send their regards.”
Bravo, sir
Dying over here
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Lmaooo
0:11 dad noises when they wake up in the morning
Alex woke up like he has sleep apnea
"That was best damn sleep I've ever had! Do it again!"
I need someone to help me to go to sleep every night like that
Its amazing how quick the brain forgets
Literally what my buddy said when I put him out😂
The dickeating is CRAZY
Alex: "I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"
Comming up on,Keeping up with the Joneses, Alex gets choked out and Craig is having a ball.😂
He woke up like a kratos😂😂
More like Jabba the hut
Even unconscious his eyes still never shut for a moment😂
never trust the government
It's common.
This comment is underrated. Need more likes 😂😂😂😂
😂 stay woke
He needs to see the globalists at all times.
The utter confusion on his face. It deleted the last 3 minutes
Alex Jones impersonates Rosie O'Donnell waking up for a midnight snack
Woke up like a slumbering giant.
ahahaha
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Bro woke up like a damn warthog. Real life Frank 😂
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Warthug 😅
bro WARTHOG
Frank Reynolds? Lol
He looked like he was faking it😂
His tank-top says "muscle girl" 😂
Sounded like a goddamn grizzly bear waking up from hibernation
No need to blasphemy.
@@PunkDogCreationsoh my fucking god, goddamnit, goddamn ballsack, swear to fuckign god.
"What did I do" bro woke up like a werewolf.
Lol 🤣🤣
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Could have again insulated the judge of his case or did Something else hes gona get sued on for Afterwards.
@@toaster_gmbh Yeah, because of subhuman lefty r'tards that were even AFTER pedo island was common knowledge, were denying its existence.
That was actually Alex Jones' real expression. 😂
Bro was rizzing up the studio 💀
Woke up like a damn bear coming out of Hibernation
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This had me crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Bro went to sleep and woke up a whole Orc from Lord Of The Rings.
He sounds like my dog when he wakes up
He looks bad ass when he’s unconscious 😂
If you’ve never been choked out, waking up after that first rush of oxygenated blood hits your brain feels like you’re waking up from the most refreshing and rejuvenating sleep you’ve ever experienced.
Honestly, it's kinda nice but freaky too. You have no clue when the off button was pressed and for how long either. But I'll be damned if it isn't refreshing if you're sparring with someone you trust.
Its like a reset button, best 10 second nap you'll ever experience... (Disclaimer, dont be stupid and try this on your own or with someone who doesnt know what the fuck their doing)
Nahhhh not when you pass out and fall on something hard I woke up to the most brutal headache ever
I was thinking that my friend boxed me once qnd i knocked him out and he didnt say it was fun. Honestly his viens in his face and teary eyes said he had a bad headache
@@toughmango1092*they're
Or with someone who cannot spell.
Dude woke up like a grandpa about to tell a story
Jones woke up like a Neanderthal 😂
Prob the only time in his life his brain just stopped lol
The snort and "blegh" as soon as he wakes up fuckin kills me lmao
Bro woke up like an Orc
Bro was looking for 2 halflings
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Orcs wake up like Alex
Bro made the same noises as Thanos
Imagine dating someone who's Dad still scowls at you when they are asleep.
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You stole this comment you loser.
It’s honestly like that with all these maga losers. Probably a pledophile too
God dammit you beat me to it!!! 😅😂
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AJ woke up like an English bulldog waking up to a strip of bacon in front of his face 😂😂😂
Thats so true
Alex Jones went home for a few seconds.
Alex Jones: "I'm kinda retarded"
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Wtf that shit was funny bro good one 😂
@@dannyjohnclaude9983Alex actually said that once lol
@@paandock wait who is Alex hehe haha 😂
@@paandockthat’s the joke
“I like that”💀
Wtf bro choked a warthog I'm crying
Bro devolved a couple evolutions as soon as he passed out 🤣
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Naw that's what baptism is.
It's like being held underwater for an uncomfortable amount of time, and being renewed with purpose.
That’s the longest I’ve ever seen Alex quiet
Homeboy woke up like Pumbaa. 😂
Thats just how Uncle Alex likes to party.
Being unconscious is such a weird thing. You wake up, you know that you woke up but your mind can’t remember that you wanted it to happen. You just forget that part.
100%. This video shows exactly why blood chokes can be so dangerous lol
Man same thing sorta happened to me before surgery. I was being prepped up waiting to be moved to the surgery room all I remember was texting a few people and the guy telling me they will come get me in a few minutes I put my phone down looked at the clock it was 12:30 I thought to myself hell their probably out to lunch I'll take a quick little nap while I wait. Next thing I know some nurse is yanking on my arm to draw blood. I wake up it's dark I said I am up I am up let's do this I am ready. I then noticed I wasn't even in the same room anymore the clock on the wall said 10:30 and I looked at the nurse then I looked at my stomach and seen the huge cut stitched up and said they did the surgery already? How when wtf just happened it was 12:30 a second ago. 10 hours of memory just gone. They even said after surgery they woke me up I answered a few of their questions I don't remember none of that or even going into the surgery room. It was so weird.
When u pass out like that you could even forget since you woke up. It happen to me when practicing that "MataLeon" choke (idk how its named in english) the KO doesnt bring that amnesia tho
I have a medical condition where abrupt changes in posture can cause me to pass out. It's well treated now but I remember one time when I was in high school where I was working on a project in the hall, stood up, and then woke up a couple minutes later to a crowd of people standing around me all yelling to call an ambulance. Apparently I had passed out after standing up, collapsed, hit my head on a locker, and went into convolutions. It took all my effort after regaining consciousness to mumble that it was normal for me and that I didn't need an ambulance lmao
Passing out (NOT fainting out of fear) is scary as hell though. Your visions goes black, you get a metallic taste in your mouth, you hear this loud whirring noise, and start to hallucinate just before you collapse and the convulsions begin (if it's bad enough).
we did this to each other in college. i saw myself in Star Trek about to be teleported.
That’s the angriest pass out face ever😂
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This exactly how I imagine a bear waking from hybernation.
With his eyes open the whole time 😂
Alex FINALLY gets choked out like he’s been asking Eddie bravo to do to him for YEARS 😂😂😂😂😂
Eddie isn't stupid, although is 98% safe, you never know if the guy has some blood clot problem or Heart disease that could make a problem for the man wake up.
😂😂😂😂
@@gzzuss good point
@@gzzussthis is a FAFO situation, and I guess Alex finally gets to find out
@@Kurdatifound out what? 😂 RNC is a blood choke. His brain wasn’t getting enough blood flow so it went to sleep. Veins are elastic and can be compressed without much worry of lasting damage. Not to mention the rush of blood returning to your brain is almost euphoric
Air chokes on the other hand just suck dick all around 😂 Take a lot longer (you can hold your breath for a while without passing out, sams applies here) not to mention the windpipe and larynx have the same elasticity as veins. It can lead to throat injuries or just a sore and bruised throat.
That’s why ur you should ever watch bjj/mma, people are able to fight through improperly set RNCs
Bro lived a whole life in that couple seconds
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He has before.
Romans 10:9 (KJV) That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Best one yet
Alex: "🐷🐽"
Also Alex: "what I just do?"
Sounded like a bear that has just woken up
Alex Jones makes some of the most primal sounds ever to come out of a human.
I believe that's called sleep apnea
It's called Agonal breathing
Action
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He straight up looked like he transformed into a different person.
When you are only half conscious, you are.
Like a cute teddy bear giving the evils when he's out cold