ISS Vanguard - Unbiased Game Review
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- Опубликовано: 9 окт 2022
- In this game review, you'll get to hear my 100% raw, unfiltered opinions on the game ISS Vanguard by Awaken Realms.
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Koran dankon pro ĉi tiu honesta recenzo! Estis plezuro aŭdi vin! El Pollando, kun amo, teamo Awaken Realms :)
Translation from Esperanto: Thank you very much for this honest review! It was a pleasure to hear from you! From Poland, with love, the Awaken Realms team :)
Mojosa! Sovaĝa Esperantisto aperas!
This is how you do it everyone. This is board game integrity. Now, in order to remain pure though Jeff cannot now play the game again because he would then be getting free enjoyment from a review copy he didn't pay for. Nor can he sell the game, because then he would profit from this. He also can't give the game away because all relationships are transactional and that would be earning favour, which is another kind of payment.
Therefore the only option remaining is to solemnly burn the game at sea. I think that is the only ethical choice that makes sense in this context.
Just noticed at 2:22 you say "goloptids brevail butterfones" but it's actually the other way around. Easy mistake to make
I came here to say this too! Jeff clearly didn't read the rulebook I spent 6 months writing! :)
@@GamingRulesVideos look, it's easy to get your glops and borks mixed up. Perhaps slightly better iconography would help. I know with my group, it was very hard to distinguish between the shalagan dogans and the whopda slurps. We just played assuming the yinzulos were available at turn 1 and our group had a much better time with the game. Hope this clears it up for everyone.
Can't tell if I'm more impressed by Jeff's dedication to his idea or by RUclips's attempt to auto generate captions.
Significantly more enjoyable with the auto generated captions, great catch.
You took this video to the next level 👏
I really respect your integrity for this one, Jeff. A lot of creators would've just not made the video at all, denying their audience access to the sort of high-quality unbiased information that modern board game consumers need in order to make good purchasing decisions.
The auto-generated subtitles helped out a lot with this one. I'm sold.
I really wish we had more honest, unbiased reviews like this in the industry. Thank you for all that you do! :)
It's so nice to finally watch a professional review in Croatian language. Just a small suggestion - maybe tone down the swearing just a little bit. Cheers!
Thank god for youtube's autotranslate.
This is ok for some people I guess but I only buy products based on biased reviews. At least once a week I download Raid Shadow Legends 12 times and purchase about 50 separate VPNs.
"All in all, Noctilist relates oop blast to play."
Say no more, I am sold. Thank you for being literally the only boardgame reviewer (or journalist in any field, really) that takes ethics and morals seriously. Future generations will use you as an example of the most honest and pure of soul media personality of this century. You are a credit to the Human Race, sir. Thank you.
Archeologists in 1000 years: We still haven't deciphered the ancient language of the dragon tomb.
Thanks so much for this in-depth and informative review. Do you think it would be possible in the future to have this video presented with a professional sign language interpreter to ensure equitable access to everyone?
You know, even after watching this entire review, I still don't know how I feel about this game.
I swear, I've heard rules explanations that sound just like this
If Sims 4 had a board game reviewer expansion.
Thank you. I was curious about the Whipple biors. I didn't realize they were Jacon grapplenists. That makes way more sense than what I was thinking.
Hey, BTW, do you prefer the tuber, grags, relts, or breeds? So many cool looking Flynn flune flipple flops. Can't wait for mine to get here!
so far, the grags
@@TheDragonsTomb Thanks!
How do you come up with these ideas? :)
Thank You for your honest opinion about the game.
Loved the kiss at the 3:02 mark.
Quick question: Abso ipsen oops plamork, est therian bositronic mebsulun?
Even though you said what you said about the zusplans I'm still excited to get my copy.
Es increíble lo mucho que uno puede llegar a aprender en este canal. kapun Graplernes, desdeluego
2:55 "Ice climorks oop ice ice climorks" :D
OK did he say "The tallest person goes first"? If so what were the words in that language so I know?
I grinned all the way through this!
Seriously LOL’ed
Genius.
Thank you for this 👍
Oh no. Did Big Kickstarter get to you too Jeffrey?
EA has done great job, very cutting edge DLC, it was only matter of time before Sims had Board Game RUclipsr has a career option. 👍
This just made my day… updi oplada dakar! Ui au!
Especially enjoyable with the transcript on
When he said "factorycon Cube's buxels galactiv's prevail butterfungs crim's" is what sold it for me. Nothing more was needed after that.
I know you can't give away the whole language, but what does the oop mean?
I won’t even waste energy trying to understand the people who were genuinely upset by this in any way. This was terrific.
Спасибо за это! Очень понятно!
I think this video is very dishonest. You said you made up your own language, when this is clearly just a northern dialect of Simlish.
I feel like I’ve had a stroke 😂
"no spam baryons, dispended lickies, chubbian von tristute bran flakes" said in a somewhat disappointed sounding tone is for whatever reason the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I keep thinking "Jeff has to be out of funny twists to put on his videos after this" and every time you come up with something new. I refuse to be amazed at your comedic genius going forward, but I still plan to enjoy it.
Smants legants, indeed. 😌
Whipple biors, Jacon grapplenists despite sinkages replace corn hat jupers!
I still think it was biased
Only English reviews can be biased. It's in the RUclips terms and conditions.
Ohh, nanoo, nanoo.
Glarenox scoot ubre parvenated shodense!
Omg you are awesome lol
Os ynnuf nam!!
"Ice klomorks goop ice ice klomorks" I think that's fair, but I think a game like Cockroach Poker did it a little better
If you didn't watch this with captions, you have done yourself a disservice. Great video as always, will definitely late pledge based solely on this review. Work on the dialect... sounded too southern.
It was refreshing idea, but you can do the biased review next.
I am so out of the loop on the inside joke.
I am shocked to imagine that anyone could think this is a joke!
There are kickstarter "reviews" that are really paid previews, which annoys people. There is an even smaller fringe of people who think no reviewer should ever take any money for covering anything, else it would spoil their "unbiased" opinions.
You're all caught up now.
Really
Feel like this is not a real language there isn't enough sentence structure present.
Hi Corey, this language purposely doesn't have much sentence structure to make it more concise.
Funniest shit ever xD!
You should have just given a proper honest review, now we think that you just think you do not like the game. Awaken realms does not own your soul.
I do not agree with your opinion! Also, some pretty rude remarks in that review.
This review was absolutly glupious axelotl sherputist.
Lol, branflakes
Too many susblans for me. Pass.
This was a waste of my time, a waste of bandwidth, all for the sake of a nerdy humor attempt. Pulling support, plenty of other places to go to get the info I need.
Blobbity golal degoned. Shiwer diytyd geevus dok loctafer. - Translated to English "Dumbest video I have seen. Thank you for one less subscription I have to worry about following"
Just curious-- which of my videos made you subscribe in the first place?
@@TheDragonsTomb Your counter-comment, good sir, deserved my heartiest laugh in quite a while - even more than the video itself, which is priceless. Thank you for your content.
BERENITY NOW!!! BERENITY NOW!!