I’m auditioning for Fiona on Monday and we only have two weeks to put the show together and as much as I love this song the fart/burp part makes me die a little every time I listen
In other songs they say how she was 7 when she was locked up. In I know it's today, she says day number 8423 as her final day, meaning she is 23, plus 7 from when she wasn't so she is 30. She says in here she was locked up for 20 years which is wrong.
I’m playing Fiona in my local theaters production of this. My Shrek, however, is not comfortable with this song. I hate doing the song with him because I feel idiot but I know I’M doing it right. Any advice on how to get him to actually ACT like Shrek?
LYRICS There are things you don't know You know, about me, about how rough I had it What, in that cushy tower of yours? Cushy? Are you kidding? I had nothing, in that tower Fighting boredom by the hour! Princess Lonely, walking circles I had only Bare essentials, army cot A hot plate and chamber pot and Every morning I would boil it No choice, I had no toilet! Just a view of devastation Out one window, isolation In my bedroom and very little headroom Twenty years, I sat and waited I'm very dedicated On the walls the days were added Luckily, those walls were padded! So I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Oh, you think so? That was a sad story, but I've heard better, I'm just saying 'A' for effort, thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher Like that time a mob with torches Burned my britches, see the scorches You're just whiney I had a flaming hiney! As I fled I had to wonder If I were torn asunder Would an ogre go to heaven Did I mention I was seven? So I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Oopsi! Oh well better out than in I always say Ooh Hmm hmm hmm hmm Hmm hmm hmm hmm Hmm hmm hmm hmm Hmm hmm hmm hmm Nana nana na Nana nana na Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah
I had nothing in that tower Fighting boredom by the hour. Princess lonely Walking circles I had only... Bare essentials Army cot A hot plate and chamber pot. And every morning I would boil it. No choice I had no toilet. Just a view of devastation Out one window, isolation In my bedroom And very little headroom Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated On the walls the days were added Luckily those walls were padded So... I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeeeaaahh, I think I got you beat I think I got you beat. Oh you think so. That was a sad story but I've heard better I'm just saying A for effort thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher Like that time a mob with torchers burned my britches See the scorches You're just whiney I had a flaming hiney As I fled I had to wonder If I were torn asunder Would an ogre go to Heaven Did I mention I was seven? So... I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I think I got you beat. I think I got you beat. No warm regards No Christmas cards And every day Was hell on earth day. Okay top this. I missed my prom My dad and mom sent me away, It was my birthday. I was sent away on Christmas Eve. Haha. No warm regards (Bare essentials Army cot a hot plate and chamber pot.) No christmas cars (And every morning I would boil it. No choice I had no toilet.) And every day was hell on earth day (Just a view of devastation out one window, Isolation in my bedroom and very little headroom) My dad and mom send me away, it was my birthday (Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated on the Walls the days were added luckily those walls were padded) I miss my prom My dad and mom sent me away... So... So... I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah YEAH I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Hhhmmmm hmmm hmm hmmm Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmm Hm hm hmmmm hmm Hm hm hmm hmm Nananananana na Nananananana na Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah
oh you think so. That was a sad story but I've heard better i'm just saying A for effort thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But i had it rougher Like that time a mob with torchers burned my britches See the scorches You're just whiney I had a flaming hiney As i fled i had to wonder If i were torn asunder Would an ogre go to heaven Did i mention i was seven? So... I think i got you beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah I think i got you beat. I think i got you beat.
Here's a better song I got the farquaad in the back ya broom horse is attached the tiny hat is back got the farquaad near a lap riding on his horse ya you can hit the(bowl cut)
@@theater_nerd400 I understand. I’m a mezzo/alto and I played Walter Hobbs in my theatre’s production of Elf when I was in 8th grade. It is a tenor role
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I’m auditioning for Fiona on Monday and we only have two weeks to put the show together and as much as I love this song the fart/burp part makes me die a little every time I listen
how did it go?
I ended up getting gingy, and the show was so fun! thanks for asking :)
@@ruthanngeorge3215 nice!
That's great! I got mama bear in the play, really fun.
I'm shrek in my schools production and this was very helpful
as shrek this is a helpful resource thanks and remember to stay outta my swamp
My show is today as Shrek
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Hi shreks my final dress rehearsal is tomorrow
Hahaha
In other songs they say how she was 7 when she was locked up. In I know it's today, she says day number 8423 as her final day, meaning she is 23, plus 7 from when she wasn't so she is 30. She says in here she was locked up for 20 years which is wrong.
Dragons Master about 20 years
she waited since she was 7, until she was 30 but that is roughly 20 years (23) to be exact.
Guys if she was locked up in the tower at 7, she probably didn’t have education. Be lucky she was even able to count the days
Dragons Master I respect you.
*surprised pikachu face*
I've heard this song so many times I know all the lyrics and I didn't even have to learn it
When you’re playing Fiona and your crush is Shrek.........
Are you just bragging?
omgggg
thats what happend to me
Welp
Who wouldn’t be attracted to that hunk
as Shrek this whole playlist really helped. Thanks
I'm Finally in our play, and it really helps me practice
This is completely the Shrek and Fiona version of Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better
I agree also nice pfp
@@linda.dingdong 👍
Yesssss
I’m playing Fiona in my local theaters production of this. My Shrek, however, is not comfortable with this song. I hate doing the song with him because I feel idiot but I know I’M doing it right. Any advice on how to get him to actually ACT like Shrek?
Amelia Duval I would say just keep doing what you're doing. If he doesn't do what he's supposed to then that's up to him
tell him that he shouldve actually realized that this was a requirement and he signed a contract
bruh i just did this show and i hate to say that i now have all of the fart/burping parts memorized but i have the fart/burping parts memorized
LYRICS
There are things you don't know
You know, about me, about how rough I had it
What, in that cushy tower of yours?
Cushy? Are you kidding?
I had nothing, in that tower
Fighting boredom by the hour!
Princess Lonely, walking circles
I had only
Bare essentials, army cot
A hot plate and chamber pot and
Every morning I would boil it
No choice, I had no toilet!
Just a view of devastation
Out one window, isolation
In my bedroom and very little headroom
Twenty years, I sat and waited
I'm very dedicated
On the walls the days were added
Luckily, those walls were padded!
So
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Oh, you think so? That was a sad story, but
I've heard better, I'm just saying
'A' for effort, thanks for playing
Sad to see a princess suffer
But I had it rougher
Like that time a mob with torches
Burned my britches, see the scorches
You're just whiney
I had a flaming hiney!
As I fled I had to wonder
If I were torn asunder
Would an ogre go to heaven
Did I mention I was seven?
So
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Oopsi!
Oh well better out than in I always say
Ooh
Hmm hmm hmm hmm
Hmm hmm hmm hmm
Hmm hmm hmm hmm
Hmm hmm hmm hmm
Nana nana na
Nana nana na
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
honestly im kinda disappointed that they cut the section where both realized they had similar experiences, being sent away by their own parents
I'm scared for our version of the musical... I think im gonna be either Pinocchio, Donkey, or Gingy...
How about shronkey stonk?
How'd it go?
I am Fiona and this was really helpful.
This will help for my school's production ill make sure to sure it with my friends
I'm Fiona oh gosh I'm so nervous
Kira Walters I tried out for fiona I hope I got het
Sad to see a princess suffer. If you couldn’t tell I got shrek
People’s theatre shrek , then Alice in wonderland then Annie
I'm trying out for Fiona tomorrow wish me luck!! 😬😬😖
1:55 OOPSIE! Better out than in I always say
So helpful thanks!!!!
I love this song and fiona
1:17 Sreck
*S H R E K*
best song in the play
I am fiona
i’m auditioning w my crush w this song☠️
What in the wattpad is this 😭 (no hate)
Why's that so adorable.. why do i want to be you rn..
I got Fiona in the play so gotta studie this lol
i'm doing this play, and i have to learn pretty much all the songs as ensemble ;-;
best song tbh
The reason I'm here is cuz I'm fiona in my school play.
I had nothing in that tower
Fighting boredom by the hour.
Princess lonely
Walking circles
I had only...
Bare essentials
Army cot
A hot plate and chamber pot.
And every morning I would boil it.
No choice I had no toilet.
Just a view of devastation
Out one window, isolation
In my bedroom
And very little headroom
Twenty years I sat and waited
I'm very dedicated
On the walls the days were added
Luckily those walls were padded
So...
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah
Yeah
Yeeeaaahh,
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat.
Oh you think so.
That was a sad story but
I've heard better I'm just saying
A for effort thanks for playing
Sad to see a princess suffer
But I had it rougher
Like that time a mob with torchers burned my britches
See the scorches
You're just whiney
I had a flaming hiney
As I fled I had to wonder
If I were torn asunder
Would an ogre go to Heaven
Did I mention I was seven?
So...
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I think I got you beat.
I think I got you beat.
No warm regards
No Christmas cards
And every day
Was hell on earth day.
Okay top this.
I missed my prom
My dad and mom sent me away,
It was my birthday.
I was sent away on Christmas Eve.
Haha.
No warm regards
(Bare essentials
Army cot a hot plate and chamber pot.)
No christmas cars
(And every morning I would boil it.
No choice I had no toilet.)
And every day was hell on earth day
(Just a view of devastation out one window,
Isolation in my bedroom and very little headroom)
My dad and mom send me away, it was my birthday
(Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated on the
Walls the days were added luckily those walls were padded)
I miss my prom
My dad and mom sent me away...
So...
So...
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah,
Yeah,
Yeah,
Yeah,
Yeah,
Yeah,
Yeah
I think I got you beat
I think I got you beat
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
YEAH
I think I got you beat
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Hhhmmmm hmmm hmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmm
Hm hm hmmmm hmm
Hm hm hmm hmm
Nananananana na
Nananananana na
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
I am shriek and this song is make me go yes
I am going for shrek and Im very scared. What alternative should my school use for the fart.
ExplodingSheepKiller just remember one of the farts has a fermata hold it longer lol
I’m shrek in my school’s production
Lol I'm in a shrek musical
0:16 - Start After Dialogue
2:17
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im shrekkkk
When your crush is Fiona and your the understudy for Shrek
OMG THATS WHAT HAPPEND TO ME
Shrek has the worse childhood
Total Laser agreed
Na m8 you have no idea what u talking about! I was locked in a tower since I was seven. I had no toilet and plus that is the childhood all ogres have!
I think they both got it rough the same amount
Sienna Macca I think shrek had it physically bad and while Fiona had it mentally bas
Hi I am on roblox and I accepted you
My friend is Fiona
I know you had a crush on shrek fiona i think you do had a crush on shrek fiona
IM A PIGGIEEEE
I'm Fiona and I need to learn the song
0:34
My favourite part is 1:31
Real
I’m Pinocchio. ;-;
LUCKY
shrek gang😎
oh you think so. That was a sad story but
I've heard better i'm just saying
A for effort thanks for playing
Sad to see a princess suffer
But i had it rougher
Like that time a mob with torchers burned my britches
See the scorches
You're just whiney
I had a flaming hiney
As i fled i had to wonder
If i were torn asunder
Would an ogre go to heaven
Did i mention i was seven?
So...
I think i got you beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I think i got you beat.
I think i got you beat.
Thx
I know you had a crush on shrek Fiona hahahaha i know it
Here's a better song
I got the farquaad in the back ya broom horse is attached the tiny hat is back got the farquaad near a lap riding on his horse ya you can hit the(bowl cut)
I love it
I'm playing fiona
🦃
1:15
I'm Shrek- and a thin female soprano how did this happen?
wait there a serperano?
@@itslilaeveryday No, they have a really deep voice- I'm the soprano, my voice is like two octaves higher than the recording
oh I wish you luck I’m doing shrek in november and Im trying out soon! have a great show!! 💚
@@theater_nerd400 I understand. I’m a mezzo/alto and I played Walter Hobbs in my theatre’s production of Elf when I was in 8th grade. It is a tenor role
we aren't doing this song. riii.
Se
Even tho I’m not Fiona or shrek (I’m dragon) this is by far the funniest song in the shrek universe
As someone playing Fiona, I hate this song.
Sameee
Ī absolutely love the Broadway one, but the jr. one makes me want to be a tree in the background
This is probably one of the not so great songs on the track compared to all the other ones.
Karista U. I adore the start (Fiona’s part) but then it just goes down hill from there. I despise the farting and burping part
Yeah I agree I HATE the burp and fart part
@@siennamacca206 same I hate it so much
I dont really like this song.... Just a personal opinion solely bc of the burps and farts in this song but I'm Mama Bear
Im a girl casted as Shrek, one of my good friends is Fiona, this is gonna be sooo funny.