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EXTENDED EDITION - We eat like HOBBITS for a day and it nearly kills us!!!
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- Опубликовано: 21 май 2021
- The extended edition of the FUNCTIONAL FANDOM episode of eating like a hobbit for a day.
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" *I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over a f*ckton of bread* "
-Shadius Underhill (probably)
NOBODY was feeling “thin” after that. 😂
Lol 😂
just replace the word thin with thick and this quote is perfect
I feel fat, sort of bloated, like too much butter piled of top of bread.
"Hobbits have standards" is the new "Professionals have standards"
"I'm not a dwarf, dad, I'm a hobbit! One's a race, the other's a medical condition!"
Hobbit's a good race mate! Challenging heights, underground... I guarantee you'll go 'ungry, because as long as there's a time of day, someone's gonna need something eaten.
(I've actually started doing elevenses to some degree, not as a fourth meal but more of a brunch because waking up at 9am is too late for breakfast if you still want lunch, and if you do eat breakfast you'd have to wait until like 1-2pm to reasonably eat lunch which throws off dinner if you're trying to eat that at a good time too. )
GOOD ON YA, WANKAS!
"This isn't a game Ben"
That's a man who appreciates the importance of good food.
he should have responded "everything is a game...WITH THE GAME KNIGHTS"
"People don't realise there's more than one Australian accent."
As a South African I can relate!😂🤣
But a south African accent isn't Australian.... /s
@@Adam_okaay They are relating this to their own country. South Africans have their own accent, which is different than the rest of Africa, which has different accents as you go around it. Just like how Australia has different accents. If you go around the U.S., there are different accents.
@@StopAllThat And in the UK *in a Yorkshire accent*
@@StopAllThat /s means sarcasm
Speak of Tolkien and South Africans will appear, lekker!
We had one "eating like Hobbits" video, yes, but what about a second "eating like Hobbits" video?
your poor wife must have real trouble explaining what you do for living shad.
"so what did you say your husband did?"
"he... dresses up as a hobbit to test swords on his employees"
Nathan: help me please
Oz: I will eat this if it kills me
Ben: I ate more than you
Shad: AAAAAAAAAA
35:30 I never want to hear ground meat described as "flesh Play-doh" ever again XD
I might just use that~!
"How do Americans do this?"
We have an annual feasting boot camp tradition. it's called thanksgiving.
Imagine those seven meals in one table.
Some families try again for Christmas dinner, like mine. No wonder I've gained about 30 pounds between my last measurement a couple weeks ago and the one before that about 4 years ago (and was fairly well overweight then). (Edit, had it right before I changed and posted, was almost 4 years ago because that was near the end of my military career and that was almost 4 years ago.)
"Italians are just hairy hobbits" is pure comedy gold.
I think this is 50% eating like dwarves, 50% eating like Hobbits all with the stomachs of humans.
They really wouldn’t last on a Dwarven diet with all of that protein and bread...
If they were eating like dwarves there would be at least a full tankard of beer with every meal.
@@thegreatestpepe Only one? Man, they must be going light on that day
I thought all that food was more fit for Dwarves than Hobbits myself. Those dwarves were eating stuff that came from a hobbit's home anyway.
@@DangerousArmyGuy That's fair, I said 50% eating like dwarves because dwarves have relatively full meal sizes compared to hobbits but if you are thinking otherwise, I'd love to read your opinion.
I can see Shad's slow descent into insanity with the boys and I'm all for it.
"remember the taste of strawberries mr. frodo?"
"no... and please dont remind me..."
The greatest video on RUclips. This will never be topped. Good morning to my hobbit brethren.
You had no opportunity to watch the whole thing!
Binging with babish did a LOTR two-part special. This video doesn't reach it even remotely
@@Adam_okaay I didn't have to watch it. I already knew. Hobbits know good quality when they see it. And now that I've watched it, it lives up to proper hobbit standards.
It will once they do the feasting on an unexpected Journey after all Shad will have to eat an entire cheese wheel or 3 if we follow the movie completely.
@@webkilla I watched that!
But Binging with Babish doesn't have Shad
Hobbits Down Under have no hair on their feet. They need to be more aerodynamic to dodge all the giants spiders and man eating reptiles is Middle Australia lol
I'm not from Down Under, but I do have some foot hair.
that is why i am an original hobbit, i have big furry feet, and i'm small and fat, and my beard is shallow XD
I now want Middle Australia to be a thing now xD
In middle Appalachia, we hobbits have less hair and more sole. Thicker soles to handle the briars, thorns, and flint stones. But I do think they will have more shoes. Snow shoes to walk like an elf on the tops.
Country with wooden shoes: Netherlands
Where yodeling is practiced: Alps
You're off by ~700km in distance and at least 1500m in elevation
Extended Edition? So this is the 11½ hours version. 😃
Id still watch it
Nathan- the batter for this pan fried cake is as thick as the batter for oven baked cake!
If my babushka ever heard Sir Ben calling jam, kompot. She would smack him with a ladle.
My slavic blood and jam making experience disagrees with your babushka. Kompot is served hot and liquid, while jam has more sugar to help preserve it, is allowed to set and is served chilled.
The Hobbits also did quite a bit of manual labor (farming, walking, etc...)to burn those meals off.
Also, when you’re struggling at second breakfast...
Yeah, after milking a cow… or ten, you will not turn down a second breakfast
Part of Hobbit Life is debating the deliciousness and functionality of ones cooking
From left to right at this table we have: Sam, Frodo, Pippin and Merry. The one powering through it all, the one suffering throughout the journey, the one cracking jokes to ease the burden and the one who just has a rough time but not just quite as rough as Frodo
You don't even need to watch the video to know that this is going to be awesome. You just need to read the thumbnail!!
Oz: "Your an undercooked pancake."
Shad: "You!.. Shame on you!"
Perfect reaction to being called an under cooked pancake
As every lotr fan knows, you always watch the extended edition. And Ben is the culinary Sam we all need in our lives
It's not extra Hobbit stomachs - it's their size!
As body mass goes down metabolism burns more energy due to heat loss from increased surface area relative to mass. Also as size goes down the efficiency of the digestive system declines. In short small creatures have to eat more and we see this consistently in small mammals. The problem becomes worse for herbivores.
To simulate this use smaller servings or do very high energy exercises between meals. I would also recommend a fiber supplement with each meal to help with digestion.
They have to eat more proportional to their size at least.
Yeah, small creatures eat more, but only
Proportional to their size, large creatures still eat more. So it depends if they are eating 7 hobbit sized meals, or 7 human sized meals.
@@commanderbacon6426 No, economies of scale do not produce proportional results. The common shrew (0.6oz) will eat 300% of their body weight (1.8oz) every day. A Black Rat (6oz) will eat 30% of their body weight (1.8oz) every day. A bison (56,000oz) will eat 1.6% of their body weight (896oz) every day. Economies of scale are extremely powerful and apply to numerous fields. Unfortunately they do not get taught in public schools since socialists have denounced the concept of economies of scale as "capitalist lies".
@@gallendugall8913 Their point, I believe, is that even though they might eat a higher percentage of their weight, it doesn't mean they will actually end up eating more than (or even the same) in total as a human.
@@Kolvarg If we assume the meals to be proportional to Hobbits, and the Hobbits obey the laws of thermodynamics, then seven full (Hobbit sized) meals a day is approximately correct.
A roughly 2 meter 90kg man has a surface area of 1.9 m2 and eats 1.8 kg of food per day (0.6kg per meal)
A roughly 1 meter 31kg Hobbit, should have a surface area of 1.25 m2 (that weight to surface area ratio is the key) and if consistent with other hairless (resulting in more heat loss) large brained (big brains are terrible for energy drain) endothermic mammals should be eating around 2.1 kg of food per day (0.3kg per meal) so they would slowly starve if put on a human diet.
Who knew that this is what ends the Game Knight’s adventuring career?
We know why Oz had such a hard time. As he was filming Nathan he was eating cookies too.
They were too delicious!
that scene was a resemblence of human kind... we do things to plasure ourselfs in the "Now" wighout thinking about the consequences in the future XD
You gentlemen recall that Bilbos dinner the night the dwarves show up, was a small fish with lemon and a tea. Not much more.
Yeah. They don’t understand that in addition to the gardening, farming, and other activities they did, the hobbits had small portions.
Never give Fried Salami to Shad. He turns into a complete force of chaos.
Watches the shadiversity one, sees this one:. Don't Tempt me Frodo!
I can barely manage 2 meals a day, let alone 7.
Side note: That is a lovely kitchen
With all the power they have absorbed all at once, the knights' natural fat is going to become so dense that it'll compress into natural sword-proof armour. They'll be unstoppable!
1:01:41 "Who do we challenge next? Skallagrim? He's too skinny, he wouldn't be able to do it..."
That terrifying moment at about 17:00 when Ben, with all sorts of dangling tassles on his wrists, reaches toward the burners on the stove and the blanket he's wearing just goes straight into the burners.... almost had flambeed hobbit there.
Thank you for noticing! I could NOT deal with those tassels at the open fire stove. That was so stress inducing.
So: 🎶 chip the glasses break the plates, 1 meal was how long it takes.
Shad he had to pay for these, so carefully carefully eating please 🎶
Never so fast have I immediately jumped from one channel to anther. This torturous adventure better be worth it. 😏
As far as I'm concerned it was... Also, pain peko.
What can toilets do against such reckless hate?
“As a hobbit of respect and good standing in the community…” is something I never thought I’d hear.
As you keep stirring the pancakes all i want to do is yell "stop overworking the gluten" the more you stir the tougher they will be
I felt the same with the burger meat.
So in the fire service (at least in my area) there is a #1 rule in the fire house, "Don't @#$% (screw) with the cook." Because when you do, you get a horrible meal. If you do mess with the cook, generally speaking you get punished.
Now AFTER the meal has been served, and most especially if the meal isn't up to par, THEN game on screwing with the cook, because they have been left alone, usually all day, to cook and screwed it up.
I'm just saying, you can't legitimately say the cook screwed up if you screwed with the cook while he was cooking. I won't say what punishment is dished out, but it wasn't just harsh words, LOL.
Oh and Oz is my hero, when he said, "There's only two nationalities, Australian and Foreigner." LOL, makes me wish I was not a foreigner.
Behold, the video that finally got me to subscribe to Game Knights. Well done, gentlemen.
Just one wafer thin mint... BOOM!
I wish I had friendships like these guys have
their friendship is the one i yearn for
I just imagine that Shad showed up to his ward one day and asked, "Who wants to screw around on my channel doing medieval/fantasy stuff?"
And that is how we got this crew.
as an italian from Treviso I can legitimately claim that I i eat something like that every two weekends.
*My milk jug is glowing, and now I'm greatly concerned about the origin of the milk I bought...*
they had smartphones in Middleearth they were called Palantirs
And they destroyed your mind just by using them. Tolkien was a prophet.
I think your problem was that you made the meals too big. When I hear Elevenses I think of a small snack, not a big burger.
This is how I view every meal:
Breakfast - very simple, quick to make, quick to eat the first breakfast exists so Hobbits don't have to be hungry while washing themselves and preparing the proper breakfast. Just one or two slices of bread with a glass of milk or juice.
Second Breakfast - a proper meal this time. Scrambled or boiled eggs, pancakes, bacon, coffee.
Elevenses - a small snack to bridge the gap between breakfast and luncheon. At the smallest, this could be only an apple, at the largest it's just a repeat of the first breakfast.
Luncheon - a full, warm meal.
Afternoon tea - a nice tea and some baked goods, usually biscuits or cake.
Dinner - dinner is dinner. A second big, warm meal to really fill the stomach.
Supper - essentially a light late night snack. What you guys had for tea comes close to this.
Honestly, I don't see a problem eating that much spread across the day.
Indeed, this sounds reasonable especially when looking at the fact hobbits are hard laborers: farmers, carpenters, bakers, dairy hands, possibly some metal smiths, etc. they probably eat this much to sustain them through out a day of hard work.
isn't that what shad and the guy to the right of shad (sorry that I don't know his name) did? only difference is breakfast and second breakfast was switched
Perhaps this should be called the Distended Edition
"I can't eat it for you... but I can eat you!"
I chose the wrong time to watch this. It's the dead of night, everyone is asleep but me, and that just about brought me to tears.
I literally was sitting on my porch at 4:30 in the morning laughing my ass off
I got off easy, alone in the house lol
"Im not going to lie, i love the audience too much."
I woke up today, and said "f*** it, I'm gonna make a whole plate of pancakes, bacon, and some cured meat similar to salami". So I made it. Thanks guys for making me hungry for pancakes and bacon
most certainly worth watching both versions
Oz "if i didn't make it, tell my family it was fun" 44:48
this friendship is the best.
Oz out there proving that, when it comes to hobbit life, some of us have got it and some of us ain't ... and Oz is full of it.
They are eating like it's a holiday in Louisiana.. or a birthday... or a Sunday.... or someone just brought over a six pack.
>channel called Game Knights
>"This isn't a game, Ben"
I feel scammed.
Ah... a fellow product of a culinary school, too?
I can cook a 3 course meal.... but give me pancakes and it's like I've never stepped foot in a kitchen. Go figure.
Four Aussies eat like Americans for a day.
This sort of reminds me of Polish Christmas feast, where traditionally you have 12 dishes, and are expected to eat a portion of each.
3:58 min: Was that a "Bilbo wants to grab the ring from Frodo" expression? 😂
Shad finished the "last supper" like a boss!
On the next installment of the "Adventurers cookbook" the boys will eat like Orcs!
-I haven't had nothing but maggoty breast for three long days!
Three STINKING days my friend. 😁
Does it help Hello Fresh if they die as a result of eating too much food 🤣 Oz (sorry if the spelling is wrong) is definitely the naughty hobbit 😁 PS, the puppy should be in each video; so adorable 😍 Best video ever!
So what they say is true! The extended edition is always better!
Shad is secretly a dwarf hahaha
13:10 anyone else just think Oz would say "Ill steal your pancake if you keep whining."
Alternative title: Nerds undergo INSANITY while consuming UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF FOOD
52:00 You WERE a bigger boi, no I think you ARE a BIG BOI Shad
You know I HAD to come over and watch the extended cut after watching the video on your other channel.
I had to come over and watch the extended as soon as Shad mentioned it in the other video and said it had things that were too "spicy" for Shadiversity
Likewise peko!
42:00 The Dutch don’t yodel. Has to be said. I believe it’s mainly Bavarians and Austrians.
Extended edition? Def watching this version
Best line: “If anyone know’s how to make room for more food it’s people in Africa.” 😂 so terrible
MA-CHI-KYU-LAY-SHROOMS!!!
But what about dragons?
@@JD-128 Not sure if the dragons would survive a hobbit diet. Definitely will loose the ability to fly.
@@piotrekmajewski4867 Pretty sure it would depend on A) the dragon in question, and B) whether the ratio of meal size to stomach volume remained the same. I feel like a mid-sized dragon would be easily able to put away the same volume of food as Hobbit Ben did here, and more. But if the amount of food was scaled proportionately to stomach volume... You're probably right.
It really says something when you are full and you still think it tastes really good.
The secret to good pancakes is you use waffle batter.
Who else heard "extended inappropriate version" and immediately clicked the link in the description of the origional video
I thought a lot about watching this extended edition in addition to the one on Shad's main channel. And I decided to watch it full. And I don't regret
And we here in the States think getting through Thanksgiving each year is a slog!
This is a good way to eat if you work in your garden and look after your livestock all day and go for a long walk in the afternoon and you've got a good wife to cook it all for you.
Hey Ben made scrambled eggs the way I like them!
I feel that 7 halfsized meals would properly how hobbits eat
The in-between meal snacking may have been a mistake
It's nice to know I'm so valued as an individual.
The extended edition and superior version.
While watching this I found out my dad has The Silmarillion and if I remember correctly at my college there is an entire class devoted to that universe.
I love that throughout this video I got a pair of masterclass ads for Gordon Ramseys' cooking class.
lol that is seriously impressive, you'd think the hobbits wouldn't have time to do LITERALLY anything else tend the fields take care of kids etc, literally seemed like these guys were cooking and then eating for the ENTIRE day and night lol absolutely insane. crazy little hobbits!
the 1 hour cut is definitely worth the watch
It's 2am and I have DND in the morning what have I gotten myself into.
Hope the dnd is going well
Nice, are you a player or DM? If player whatcha playing? In one campaign I'min, where alot of different worlds and universes collide into 1 universe (some examples being Star Wars, D&D, Transformers, and Halo), and I'm playing a Drow Bloodhunter who's a Mandalorian
@spartanWolfX4 Nice, that also sounds like tons of fun
@spartanWolfX4 Last session we finally escaped a planet we crash landed on that we out of character dubbed "Brazil, the Planet" due to the jungle environment and crazy insects, one of which, a giant fluffy deadly caterpillar, was tamed by our Spartan who's fused to his Mjolnir 4 armor
@spartanWolfX4 it truly was, my mando has his own signet now, it's a black widow with the decepticon symbol instead of the normal one to signify the giant spiders and many decepticons he's killed
I skipped the ads on the theatrical cut. Not skipping them for the extended edition!
UPDATE: made it to the end! Would watch again with the extended editions of the movies!
I don't think I could eat even half as much as you ate here.
Why did I watch it before eating???
I think the lesson here is that Shad would make a great hobbit!
Gordon Ramsey is going to charge at Ben after seeing this video.
Somewhere in the middle or beginning of the video, you were thinking of making the video say one of us almost died, but at the end, everyone was dying.
I would like us to say a short prayer for Shad's bathroom. Sacrificed for our entertainment.
R.I.P Shad's Bathroom
The white porcelain was defiled so utterly
Thank you guys for suffering so much for our entertainment. I laughed so hard, and at the same time felt so bad for you all!
1:07:25 I need this as a ringtone or something
Experimental archeology at it's finest
They just finished the chicken, Shad's made a comment about how there are starving hobbits that would've done anything for the scraps left on the plate, I get an ad. Guess what the ad is for...
Starving "hobbits" in Yemen. I almost did a spit-take with a pastry. How does one even do that?