I watched Jimmy Carr perform this routine live in America and he targeted an 18 year old just a few seats down from my wife and I. He was here with his mom! The mom spent the whole routine with her face buried in her hands laughing hysterically. The kid was cool, though. He was all about it.
@@m.2891 No, and the kid almost passed with full marks, but instead of saying he’s get is out when they were hot and heavy, he said he’s ask the girl if he could get it out. Nope. Never get it out, kid!
@@stephl4277meh I mean feel bad instead for those who have to live with the Jacobs that never got this advice or watched another Jacob hear it … different size of problem has now been removed, and all it took was a little audience participation
He did this joke when i saw him live in Denmark, It became 10 times funnier because the boy he targeted had a name that Jimmy was not able to pronounce correctly.
I'm reminded of Norm MacDonald with such a witty & purposely drawn out lesson for the lad, setting us up for the knock-out punch-line at the end.... It's a classic Jimmy! 🥰
@@semdezeeuw1203 When they're going through the security checkpoint, and the guard guy finds the book "My Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pump and Me: This Sort of Thing IS My Bag, Baby" by Austin Powers 😂
Most important note: Consent goes both ways. It's so often talked about as a thing men need to get from women. Like guys she needs yours too. Nobody has to do anything they don't want to do. Unfortunately as a society we are just constantly solely focused on telling men they need to respect women. It's completely counterproductive as the fastest way to get guys to respect women is to actually make men feel empowered themselves not be made to feel like women are somehow special and need to be treated differently. If as a guy you understand and completely get that you yourself can say no and why that needs to be respected then you are far less likely to violate anyone else. We need to focus more on empowering men more and less on making boys and men feel like having a vagina somehow makes a person more special or worthy of respect than them as that's the quickest way to make them go why should I?
Not many men want to hear no and teaching boy's that females aren't a vagina, they're human beings is probably the best way to teach them respect and consent.
I swear on god, the double standard is insanely prevalent. That too in most parts of the world. Why do we keep holding women to this imaginary pedestal as if they are some sort of angelic beings from heavens above is beyond me. You even see this double standard play out when wives cheat vs when husbands cheat.
can't believe i'm going to go there, but yea... remember when religion went: there's 1 rule. dont eat from that tree. Then here comes the first woman, stuffing her face with fruit from the forbidden tree...women...angelic...okay, suuure
At this point we will be forced to use an affidavit app even just to say "hi". Probably consent be needed in there too. Just like gathering receipts to prove your alibi 😅
Jimmy, you were once a great natural comic, but with your Gerry Anderson surgically reconfigured head and this ultra-scripted delivery all that is on offer here is the synthetic.
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Does this Jimmy approve it?
Jimmy PLEASE play a gangster in a Guy Ritchie film when he starts making good ones again!
I watched Jimmy Carr perform this routine live in America and he targeted an 18 year old just a few seats down from my wife and I. He was here with his mom! The mom spent the whole routine with her face buried in her hands laughing hysterically. The kid was cool, though. He was all about it.
I saw this in Chicago too!
Did he say he'd pull it out during dinner? Lol
@@m.2891 No, and the kid almost passed with full marks, but instead of saying he’s get is out when they were hot and heavy, he said he’s ask the girl if he could get it out. Nope. Never get it out, kid!
I saw this in Chicago, were you there?
@@SinghRohit007 Not Chicago, no.
This talk could SO have gone off the rails. He wrote and performed this so damn gracefully! Absolute work of art!
Gotta give credit for the safety guards he builds … that’s his whole brand? He did it in the last video I saw, about Rachel’s dad etc etc
Indeed it was
Did not expect the end. Great lesson learned
BAD BOY
Dadi Jimmy teaching us the living!
Saw this sketch when he was here in Australia, Jimmy did a great job with the arrogant little Aussie teenager he picked that night. 🤣
Arrogant Aussie kinda redundant, Bruce.
"Did you know there's different types of consent jacob?"
"Sure, yes"
"Explain it"💀
SideQuests vibe XDDD wagwan bossy
"Well theres verbal implied and forced right?"
This is a joke dont ban my account please it's from the comedy show
@@bruce4139 wtf bro lol
Taking notes
fr fr 😂😂😂
Me too
It's just comedy
But it’s so true
@@boRegah ah.. the spirit of the party I see...
He targeted me with this sketch in London.. was a laugh 😂
Oh no! I felt so bad for Jacob and this happened to you too?
@@stephl4277meh I mean feel bad instead for those who have to live with the Jacobs that never got this advice or watched another Jacob hear it … different size of problem has now been removed, and all it took was a little audience participation
Why would you feel bad thats hilarious lol@@stephl4277
😅🤣🤣
He did this joke when i saw him live in Denmark, It became 10 times funnier because the boy he targeted had a name that Jimmy was not able to pronounce correctly.
I'm reminded of Norm MacDonald with such a witty & purposely drawn out lesson for the lad, setting us up for the
knock-out punch-line at the end.... It's a classic Jimmy! 🥰
4:53 a lesson learned!
Thanks jimmy for passing the generational knowledge.
I just saw you in St. Louis, MO this past Friday and you were hilarious. Best comedy show I've seen in a while.
I'm twice Jacob's age and I learned a lot from this.
It's funny how that Jacob's "maybe" got a bigger laugh than anything else on the special.
Second half of the show more of a preach than a comedy act, the whole audience was waiting for something the laugh at.
As an audience member you rarely get a chance to make people laugh at a comedy show, so you have to seize the moment when you have the opportunity =)
I literally shouted NOOOOO out loud at the screen!🤣
Nervous energy is what it is
Words of wisdom. If only all training videos were like this.
Excellent clip from Jimmy there.
That’s been my rule forever.
pure knowledge😂😂😂😂
My problem is I am always attracted to crazy 😅
Everyone appreciates a ravenous vagina.
I am a Magnet for crazy..😂
I’m not but was lonely enough once, and can say first-hand Jimmy is right
🤣❣ Best advice ever !
Wow never seen Angry Jimmy!
i love Jimmy Carr
You have earned the coveted “moral vacuum” award from The Guardian. Must be doing something right!
It's like a new Jimmy 😊
I love Jimmy's routines. I don't like how this is edited though
Netflix’s editing has always annoyed me, like they always do that weird shot of them circling the guy,
Best advice ever!
This is up there with Jimmy’s best work. Thank you Jimmy 😂
So that's why I'm banned from all those restaurants. Lesson learned.
Tbf, quite sound advice
I love how jimmy's gone more in a physical theatre direction
honestly that's pretty good advice
lol: that’s a lot of work thou !! 😂😂 U gotta wait for her to get yours out ? 😂😂
Yes.
dude, you want a bad read in court later? Your honor, she said, and i quote " no, stop, what are you doing? you are being so bad. No! Stop it!!"
@@Shadow.24772 Bill Burr at his finest
Definitely
❤ Just Win
The bad boy, you dirty boy part reminds me of Austin Powers
It's not mine!
@@yellowredblue what are you talking about?
@@semdezeeuw1203 When they're going through the security checkpoint, and the guard guy finds the book "My Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pump and Me: This Sort of Thing IS My Bag, Baby" by Austin Powers 😂
He made the whole audience Team Jacob.
Ehhhh nah they were just a bit scared of where this was heading and laughed out of nerves
Most important note: Consent goes both ways. It's so often talked about as a thing men need to get from women. Like guys she needs yours too. Nobody has to do anything they don't want to do. Unfortunately as a society we are just constantly solely focused on telling men they need to respect women. It's completely counterproductive as the fastest way to get guys to respect women is to actually make men feel empowered themselves not be made to feel like women are somehow special and need to be treated differently. If as a guy you understand and completely get that you yourself can say no and why that needs to be respected then you are far less likely to violate anyone else. We need to focus more on empowering men more and less on making boys and men feel like having a vagina somehow makes a person more special or worthy of respect than them as that's the quickest way to make them go why should I?
Not many men want to hear no and teaching boy's that females aren't a vagina, they're human beings is probably the best way to teach them respect and consent.
I swear on god, the double standard is insanely prevalent. That too in most parts of the world. Why do we keep holding women to this imaginary pedestal as if they are some sort of angelic beings from heavens above is beyond me. You even see this double standard play out when wives cheat vs when husbands cheat.
can't believe i'm going to go there, but yea... remember when religion went: there's 1 rule. dont eat from that tree. Then here comes the first woman, stuffing her face with fruit from the forbidden tree...women...angelic...okay, suuure
@@Shadow.24772 yeah because that really happened? Right. You saying something just shows how little you think of women
Its funny because its true 😆
Bad Jacob lol
I like jimmu carr as thinspo
Thought it was going a totally different direction, something about a comedian in a conversation with some women :)
Sadly, this new show wasn't that good, older shows so much better.
Jimmy’s past his prime, but he’s still good.
Don't forget how he coerced people into getting a dangerous medical procedure.
????
@@mkprocter882 the experimental injection.
but proved to have saved millions of lives!
is it just me or Jimmy looks like a CGI Richard Nixon nowdays ?
This was the Tokyo show, I was there, awesome to be able to see him!
Yeah, so was I! It was so fun.
It's a shame they didn't include the last part with the texts, because that guy who tried to get his money back from that chick was hilarious. 😂
Pretty sure Jacob and his dad aren't from Tokyo 😂
No, it wasn't. The special was filmed in Aylesbury UK
@@tigger4011you must be right. The audience was obviously English.
Was this in Chicago?
I'm learning to be fair.
I've never seen Jimmy use so many words to wring some laughs out of an audience. Compare to his shows in the 90s and they are so much better.
1990s?
Jimmy Carr didn't really start his standup carrer before 2000...
He's right problem is crazy seems to be breeding itself!
My bad...
Was that Jimmy Carr or Maxwell Smart? It was Jimmy Carr was it? Sorry about that Chief.
Missed it by THAT MUCH!
I did like the special but this part felt like it went on for ages.
You wouldn’t like Stewart Lee
@@Hen16 He might even make him ang-lee
This is the way
also, I am lazy
Didn’t work. Points for trying though.
Hahaha
😴
Lacks the wit of his other sketches. Not the best.
lol
Ha😂😂😂😂
How progressive
You could acrually view this as quite conservative.
@@natiaron8617sorry I was being sarcastic
Omg😂😂😂😂😂
At this point we will be forced to use an affidavit app even just to say "hi". Probably consent be needed in there too. Just like gathering receipts to prove your alibi 😅
Lol
his act has changed, its still very funny but more Bernard Manning these days
im kinda meh on the punch line. Long rants don't do it for me.
Jimmy is no sarah millican
Amazing what passes for comedy these days!
Yeah I’m a fan but this was childish rubbish
All reused jokes and punchlines. Such a disappointment
Jimmy, you were once a great natural comic, but with your Gerry Anderson surgically reconfigured head and this ultra-scripted delivery all that is on offer here is the synthetic.
Not as good as the old stuff. Needs to collaborate with Frankie Boyle again. He also looks like he is recovering from cancer...
Frankie has never written for Jimmy's stand up. He wrote on early 8oo10c and Distraction - that's all.
Kinda looks like the Frankensteins monster. I don't know what happened to his jaw situation. Hopefully he's alright
@@vijayvaddi2282 Putting "hope he's alright" on the end of a not very nice comment doesn't negate it.
Once this guy was funny. But now tragic to see the big fall. This show is not fun at all. He dried up. Sad.
No he's still funny :3
It's all subjective, dude. You don't find him funny, a lot of us do.
Some people think he’s not as funny as he used to be because he’s not as dark and shocking.
I think he’s even better
As a parent, it’s brilliant.
Bro fell off.
“Maybe” 😆😆😆😆😆 You have to admit, desserts can be filling🧁