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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • Check out the glorious Amarionette- • Amarionette “Baddest” ...
    This episode has a lil more serious tone but we think yall will still enjoy!!
    PATREON: bit.ly/2BlHmuW
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    Business Inquiries: dickeydines@gmail.com

Комментарии • 557

  • @baelek
    @baelek 6 лет назад +417

    Jared: "Accidental perv"
    Austin: Oh, hello
    Really makes you think 🤔🤔🤔

  • @Nick-A1
    @Nick-A1 6 лет назад +211

    Actually, I'm kind of glad a lot of these were sad, because I think it's really good to see you guys just genuinely giving advice for people. It's a nice thing to get to see

    • @deathking4119
      @deathking4119 5 лет назад +11

      As well its nice when u think ur a shit or weird and shit then u see this stuff and realise your normal

  • @willknox7273
    @willknox7273 2 года назад +8

    3:09 This is oddly wholesome, it feels like they’re genuinely trying to give good advice to the girl.

  • @bigmanbaph666
    @bigmanbaph666 6 лет назад +56

    Next time on Djerry Springer.....

  • @nyctophobia9803
    @nyctophobia9803 6 лет назад +147

    The biggest secret I heard was war robots sponsoring you gu-
    Oh wait ....

    • @lunahateless5204
      @lunahateless5204 6 лет назад +3

      deadlly moon178 actually war robots is currently sponsoring a youtuber named MrBeast

    • @cracyzero777rat
      @cracyzero777rat 6 лет назад

      There it is :D

  • @citizenerased174
    @citizenerased174 6 лет назад +77

    My biggest secret is that I still pull my pants all the way down and lift up my shirt to go potty.....like a 5 year old.

  • @bobafatty111
    @bobafatty111 5 лет назад +7

    1:25
    "My Polyamorous friend, you've got me in a mess of trouble again..." ~Breaking Benjamin

  • @incomingz44
    @incomingz44 6 лет назад +9

    My thoughts during that intro: "Hell yeah, Marionette are dope and deserve all the attention, even though they broke up. Wait, they don't have a song called 'Baddest'... Oh, it's a different band. Thanks for reminding me about an awesome band that broke up".

  • @No1WillMakeItOutAlive
    @No1WillMakeItOutAlive 6 лет назад +8

    7:38 lol Austin “FIND GOD
    (Don’t do that)”

  • @WalmartTom
    @WalmartTom 6 лет назад +29

    Djered Dinas let his hair grow so he is a djentcore god

  • @user-rd6vu
    @user-rd6vu 6 лет назад +37

    I've been binge watching you guys all day!

  • @enigmatickendo
    @enigmatickendo 6 лет назад +28

    Also you guys should do like, advice for viewers. People comment issues they're having and you guys give advice. 😂😂

  • @Meatman8089
    @Meatman8089 4 года назад +1

    Listened to that song. Wine me, dines me, Dickey from behind me that song slapped

  • @despitetherage
    @despitetherage 5 лет назад

    "I am subhuman shit. Nothing is below me. I am the lowest scum on this boot of a world." I had to pause for a few minutes to be able to stop laughing long enough to continue.

  • @mitchdesilva9839
    @mitchdesilva9839 Год назад

    I've been following y'all as a guitarist from djent 2015. The "huh" from Austin from that comment, makes me laugh so hard 😂

  • @papa_da_engineer
    @papa_da_engineer 6 лет назад +120

    😂 This vid is wild 🔥💥To the labia chick, there is nothing wrong with that. In fact if any guy finds that unattractive, i would question his sexualiy lol 💁

    • @the_pathologist
      @the_pathologist 6 лет назад +16

      To loosely paraphrase Jim Norton, "I want a pussy that looks like a hastily packed suitcase."
      Mo' lips, mo' lovin.

    • @the_pathologist
      @the_pathologist 6 лет назад +4

      unlockable gameplay "I want a clit you can see through snow pants" - Jim Norton

    • @terrykawve8532
      @terrykawve8532 6 лет назад +13

      I'm just excited to see a vagina.

    • @FuzzyBunnyEars
      @FuzzyBunnyEars 6 лет назад +6

      Native Gringo I’d love a girl with big labia

    • @arcadeangel812
      @arcadeangel812 6 лет назад +3

      unlockable gameplay u literally don't know anything about vaginas don't you

  • @natesquiggles6666
    @natesquiggles6666 6 лет назад +4

    Dickie Allen watches this show 😮😍

  • @shilohstore6086
    @shilohstore6086 6 лет назад +5

    My Bois are back

  • @badw01f23
    @badw01f23 6 лет назад +2

    Wow, this was crazy. I hope to see more of this in the future. And you should probably report that murder confession to the police... js.

  • @johnathanwilson1363
    @johnathanwilson1363 6 лет назад +1

    Jared love these vids truly, but I miss your skits😭

  • @MrPs103
    @MrPs103 6 лет назад

    Checked out the song and came back. I concur - the song was quite dope

  • @niccololaforteza7983
    @niccololaforteza7983 6 лет назад

    Love advise with austin dickey snd jared dines

  • @ryanleatigaga7596
    @ryanleatigaga7596 6 лет назад

    My biggest secret is that I had to sacrifice my right arm to the Old Ones gain superior knowledge of memes. I was the one who visited Austin's conscience and implanted him with the "What's poppin Bimjo" meme.

  • @alexgannon5733
    @alexgannon5733 5 лет назад

    I spit out my tea everywhere 😂😂 you dudes are so fucking funny 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joemotion601
    @joemotion601 6 лет назад

    Just checked out that song you guys suggested! Sick as hell!

  • @ac1dace950
    @ac1dace950 6 лет назад

    Jared Dines and Austin Dickey, two of the best "licsensed" therapists out there.

  • @MentalMoonBlaze
    @MentalMoonBlaze 6 лет назад

    Just a note, polyamory and polygamy are two different things. Polyamory is more...open i guess? It's not wanting multiple spouses, but multiple partners. Usually not out of the blue, moreso based on being in love with multiple people at the same time. It can be a triangle (one person with two people who don't fuck each other as well) or a circle (everybody in the relationship fucks everybody in the relationship. These aren't the only two options, just examples of some. So definitely less fucked up, because in these relationships absolutely have to communicate what they want out of the situation and make sure everyone is okay with it. It can be centered around one person but can also be mutual and equal in who gets who.

  • @benderisgreat5059
    @benderisgreat5059 4 года назад

    I CAME HERE FOR LAUGHS 😭 😭 😭

  • @rockincamx3230
    @rockincamx3230 6 лет назад

    Amarionette’s song was really dope

  • @tdbla98
    @tdbla98 6 лет назад

    Amarionette is one dope ass band

  • @MrWigglez420
    @MrWigglez420 6 лет назад

    hey Jared and Austin, when's the next local show. I'm lucky enough to live where you guys do and want to go support my local metal scene like I use to do when I was playing shows in Texas. there's sadly never enough local scene support

  • @murder4055
    @murder4055 5 лет назад

    Mr.Dines, "attachment" is a problem. Never get attached to anything you can't leave, when you spot the heat coming around the corner.

  • @Reds_not_dead
    @Reds_not_dead 6 лет назад +3

    I was gonna say that Jared should have Said polyamorous is a Breaking Benjamin song. But who TF is Maddie

  • @mylesarnett6835
    @mylesarnett6835 6 лет назад

    You guys should try a game called evil apples. It's free in the app store and it's like cards against humanity but with a wider variety of cards.

  • @SleepTalkMetropolis
    @SleepTalkMetropolis 6 лет назад

    Amarionette is a really good band. Although I love their older stuff. You guys need to listen to Repeating History.

  • @GlenTropile
    @GlenTropile 6 лет назад

    Dr. Phil's got some competition.

  • @zachdenham84
    @zachdenham84 6 лет назад

    I’ve been dumped by three girls in the exact same way, not all at once but at different times. ALL THE EXACT SAME WAY. Over text. For the same reason.

  • @madisonlutz9167
    @madisonlutz9167 5 лет назад +1

    Guess what Austin I'm drinking my first kombucha

  • @beyondblue9485
    @beyondblue9485 5 лет назад

    I just watched it twice then I came back

  • @AmourEtLumiere
    @AmourEtLumiere 6 лет назад

    On the third one: "Must be maddie" who tf is that?! Who has the tea?!

  • @shchorss
    @shchorss 4 года назад

    I surprisingly liked this video even tho it doesn’t have a war robots sponsorship

  • @aidenhaney7071
    @aidenhaney7071 5 лет назад

    heres a tip for talking to very attractive women at school- make friends with a group of them respect them and over time you should be able to talk 2 any girl at school

  • @bigbodybaph8707
    @bigbodybaph8707 6 лет назад

    wtf i come here to run away from my own problems and laugh at others now i just feel bad lmao

  • @natecuellar4561
    @natecuellar4561 6 лет назад +1

    I'm number nine i think cause i have a deep crush on my friend and i always fear if i tell her she'll go away it makes me so sad cause she doesn't think of her self the way i do
    I like her and i think she may like me back but I'm scared to ask her out cause
    I love her and it deviates me
    And causes sleepless nights and alot of crying aswell as suicidal tendencies because
    I feel really lonely and depressed over her i can't
    Get over it i had tryed and asked other girls out and got rejected and i still liked
    Her more anyway so i wasn't so sad I'm not sure what to do about this

  • @keenanreynolds9001
    @keenanreynolds9001 5 лет назад

    The song is at 37k views now. Alittle plug goes along way 😂

  • @sinnsykliekyu6849
    @sinnsykliekyu6849 4 года назад

    That song. I listened to it.......wtf boys......wtf was that....i didnt aign up for metal the weekend

  • @patrickzeisler1050
    @patrickzeisler1050 6 лет назад

    at 00:5 didnt we already do that with the order of elijah new line of defence

  • @fridaynightseance2374
    @fridaynightseance2374 6 лет назад

    That band they were talking about is pretty good. It’s not metal or anything like that. It’s more or less RHCP with a metalcore clean singer

  • @theianmeister
    @theianmeister 6 лет назад

    The DickeyDines Gets Deep Show.

  • @jonathansalas4135
    @jonathansalas4135 6 лет назад

    Anybody know when the tour doc is going to posted????

  • @anthonyrazzano787
    @anthonyrazzano787 5 лет назад

    Austin woke about the double standard of rape accusations. Thank you Austin.

  • @MarinatedChair
    @MarinatedChair 6 лет назад

    D E A D
    A L I V E

  • @atsa7560
    @atsa7560 3 года назад

    Video starts at 01:23

  • @xVDRx
    @xVDRx 6 лет назад

    You guys should check out Polyphia. Amazing and also not as much recognition as they deserve

  • @PlayPodOG
    @PlayPodOG 4 года назад

    did you know in japan in some areas the age of consent is as low as 14. 16 is about average though for age of consent. since girls are more so mature at that age in the eyes of japanese.

  • @spectratio
    @spectratio 6 лет назад

    Can you guys make another one of these

  • @ronhraezlyrsilawan420
    @ronhraezlyrsilawan420 4 года назад

    Who paused the video after they said the name of the song & band, and went straight to listen?

  • @leonwatkins5072
    @leonwatkins5072 6 лет назад

    Part 2 be dope :)

  • @mikebarnes7441
    @mikebarnes7441 5 лет назад

    So you skip from 1 to 3?

  • @the_emo_alex
    @the_emo_alex 6 лет назад

    Quick question, what would Austin's band be considered exactly!? Cause Austin's vocals are sorta coreish I think.... alway, I'm curious cause I don't know anyone personality that has even heard of For the Likes of You (unbelievable to me) and I wanted to know so when I introduce people to the band I'll know what to say

  • @oddmushthashrumgod1401
    @oddmushthashrumgod1401 6 лет назад

    Wow this one got real

  • @pigebear
    @pigebear 5 лет назад

    What happened to #2?

    • @AreEnTee
      @AreEnTee 4 года назад

      It skips around

  • @headfullofdreams6083
    @headfullofdreams6083 6 лет назад

    I don't have any secrets the people scrolling through the comments can laugh or cringe about, I just don't always tell everything, and thus only a few people actually know what happened to the drunk guy who threatened to stab me with a sharpened key

  • @j.n.4977
    @j.n.4977 6 лет назад +1

    the song is dope, thanks for recommending it

  • @xx7secondsxx
    @xx7secondsxx 3 года назад

    Peeing in the sink saved 3 to 6 gallons of water. My egg and I had a 2story. Drinking downstairs... we wouldn't wanna walk up a flight of stairs. I'd pee in the sink in the kitchen and shes use a cheap plastic cup to pee in and dump it in there. Peeing in the sink doesn't mean all over it!🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ lmado

  • @Evilwhiteclownpunk
    @Evilwhiteclownpunk 6 лет назад

    Some of this I find hard to believe... I mean, a four star restaurant that takes debit cards???

  • @fushiguro8913
    @fushiguro8913 6 лет назад +9

    To the girl with big labia I would say that if it's making you self-conscious then go and get the surgery and a man that doesn't like it isn't worth your time

    • @MikeVoss
      @MikeVoss 6 лет назад +6

      Thats a double message.

    • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
      @clownworldhereticmyron1018 5 лет назад +4

      Telling someone to pay thousands of dollars to "fix" a non-existent problem is terrible advice, mate.

  • @kevinfrench1238
    @kevinfrench1238 5 лет назад +1

    They're up to 50k views now, nasty band, and nasty in a good way!!!

  • @sen-te8oq
    @sen-te8oq 5 лет назад

    all of these secrets are the reason im extremely against being in a relationship

  • @lvcifer-cloverfield
    @lvcifer-cloverfield 6 лет назад

    That was somewhat entertaining yet disturbing though

  • @infernum6079
    @infernum6079 6 лет назад +1

    i love the fact that jared gets angry over bands being underrated LMAO

  • @gameeckel4345
    @gameeckel4345 6 лет назад

    So... Baddest is a bit to unheavy for me BUT they did a great Job on that Song

  • @BuckarooBeatdown
    @BuckarooBeatdown 6 лет назад +304

    Jared "I swear she was 19" Dines

    • @thexskating
      @thexskating 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jdc6927
    @jdc6927 6 лет назад +91

    Is Austin still practicing guitar; just wondering how it's been going so far?

    • @ShreddexReturn
      @ShreddexReturn 3 года назад +11

      @@rxwn so why the fuck would your uninformed ass answer if you had no idea?

    • @alexlyons2201
      @alexlyons2201 3 года назад +3

      @@ShreddexReturn we have no clue man

    • @kpatty9987
      @kpatty9987 3 года назад +1

      @@ShreddexReturn sorry dude, not sure

    • @FrankBlocc
      @FrankBlocc 3 года назад +1

      Still haven't got a clear answer, chief.

    • @kati-mari5368
      @kati-mari5368 3 года назад +1

      @@ShreddexReturn No idea, boss

  • @lucy9500
    @lucy9500 6 лет назад +285

    JUST THE CAMERA ANGLE AND TRANSITION WHEN AUSTIN WHISPERS IN JAREDS EAR IS SO FUNNY

    • @averagealienSD
      @averagealienSD 6 лет назад +4

      Dude i lol'd in my quiet ass office when that happened lmao

    • @richardteague5300
      @richardteague5300 5 лет назад +2

      I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 5 лет назад +3

      @Ko oK Totally 🤣

    • @aboveaveragecat44
      @aboveaveragecat44 4 года назад +7

      You like crabby patties... Don't you

    • @TheHive616
      @TheHive616 3 года назад +4

      That was one of those perfect angle moments, where everything came together in the funniest possible way. It's so dumb but every time I see it I laugh my ass off

  • @Beans-in3ku
    @Beans-in3ku 6 лет назад +182

    You like crabby patties....don't you

  • @XenoTravis
    @XenoTravis 6 лет назад +53

    Most of these people should try therapy. I believe anyone could benefit from talking with a therapist. Their ultimate goal is to find irrational thoughts and give advice on why it might be irrational and how they could handle feelings better.
    Also, we need a guitar update for Austin

    • @randoprior4130
      @randoprior4130 5 лет назад +3

      Definitely agree! Therapy is a really beneficial thing if you are willing to accept help. Not only can they help you identify irrational thoughts/fears, but they can actually help you change how you view the world around you. Cognitive behavioral theory is a life savor especially if you are dealing with depression and anxiety issues. I was able to start loving myself instead of stewing in a void of negative thoughts and self doubt. Cheers!

    • @killinfilms879
      @killinfilms879 4 года назад +1

      One reason my ex broke up with me is because I suggested the positives of therapy and she freaked out over it

  • @thesempiternity2777
    @thesempiternity2777 6 лет назад +144

    should've titled it "Therapy Session"

  • @Unshingschlang
    @Unshingschlang 6 лет назад +23

    Biggest secret: I peed farded shidded and camed

  • @marcocorsini4054
    @marcocorsini4054 5 лет назад +40

    13:34
    He give macc
    He attacc
    But most importantly,
    he chokes till the guy won't fight bacc

  • @lmaoitshaggy8808
    @lmaoitshaggy8808 6 лет назад +56

    I could not be happy with anyone who's polygamous.

  • @digitaldeathsquid3448
    @digitaldeathsquid3448 6 лет назад +13

    Regarding no.15, I think CL is supposed to mean Craigslist

  • @Arturo.Juarez
    @Arturo.Juarez 5 лет назад +7

    Whatever bad and horrible situation you might be in....This two will always find a way to make it absolutely hilarious 😂🤣😅

  • @LavenderNoise42
    @LavenderNoise42 6 лет назад +15

    I had a good hankering for some DickeyDines

  • @rodbelding9523
    @rodbelding9523 6 лет назад +8

    Lol the one guy killed someone and I'm guessing it wasn't investigated because it was a homeless guy.

  • @antholler672
    @antholler672 5 лет назад +6

    Concerned father Austin, how awesome hahah
    Also check out Amarionette's Dangerous Times And My Dangerous Ways EP - I prefer this over their new stuff indefinitely

  • @mrsiuuuuuuuu8620
    @mrsiuuuuuuuu8620 6 лет назад +10

    When i see a new upload of the dickeydines show, it makes My day!

  • @pokelover3602
    @pokelover3602 5 лет назад +6

    “You like... Krabby Patties don’t you, Squidward?” 😏

  • @umgofficial1838
    @umgofficial1838 6 лет назад +65

    Jared... my guy ... Your hair ...no.

  • @fannymorein
    @fannymorein 4 года назад +8

    Austins genuinely concerned face at 5:53 gets me every time

  • @aboveaveragecat44
    @aboveaveragecat44 4 года назад +5

    "He mac but he also attac"
    -Jared Dines

  • @Patty-P
    @Patty-P 6 лет назад +10

    3:08
    Words of wisdom from Dr. Dines

  • @isaacsoto2325
    @isaacsoto2325 5 лет назад +8

    Jared is a great dude for that random shoutout. He just wants to see other bands really succeed even if it doesn’t get him anything

    • @IDAHO_BOI3571
      @IDAHO_BOI3571 5 лет назад +1

      I appreciate him shouting them out but I was expecting a way heavier band or style of music that style is just not me at all I hate it lol

  • @johnnybrown9581
    @johnnybrown9581 4 года назад +4

    The DickyDines show brought me here-
    Oh wait wrong video

  • @baby2891
    @baby2891 6 лет назад +6

    My biggest secret is
    My whole life’s a lie

  • @lucasthelemur7606
    @lucasthelemur7606 6 лет назад +3

    i came here expecting to laugh... i'm sad now...

  • @simonlindgren1926
    @simonlindgren1926 6 лет назад +4

    That song wasn’t dope at all, I feel bamboozled

  • @BuckarooBeatdown
    @BuckarooBeatdown 6 лет назад +7

    Ehhh idk that song just didn't have anything going for it.

    • @Lightning-gg5iu
      @Lightning-gg5iu 6 лет назад

      Donald P The solo was pretty dope though, and it had a nice funky groove to it

  • @tford1215
    @tford1215 6 лет назад +3

    Thank you guys for showing me Amarrionette. So good

  • @retard5430
    @retard5430 5 лет назад +2

    I’m sexually attracted to walls