Sharing Dark Secrets!
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Check out the glorious Amarionette- • Amarionette “Baddest” ...
This episode has a lil more serious tone but we think yall will still enjoy!!
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Jared: "Accidental perv"
Austin: Oh, hello
Really makes you think 🤔🤔🤔
Actually, I'm kind of glad a lot of these were sad, because I think it's really good to see you guys just genuinely giving advice for people. It's a nice thing to get to see
As well its nice when u think ur a shit or weird and shit then u see this stuff and realise your normal
3:09 This is oddly wholesome, it feels like they’re genuinely trying to give good advice to the girl.
Next time on Djerry Springer.....
The biggest secret I heard was war robots sponsoring you gu-
Oh wait ....
deadlly moon178 actually war robots is currently sponsoring a youtuber named MrBeast
There it is :D
My biggest secret is that I still pull my pants all the way down and lift up my shirt to go potty.....like a 5 year old.
CitizenErased 17 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
You never too old for splashback.
Gang
You were the one in the vid, eh :D?
1:25
"My Polyamorous friend, you've got me in a mess of trouble again..." ~Breaking Benjamin
My thoughts during that intro: "Hell yeah, Marionette are dope and deserve all the attention, even though they broke up. Wait, they don't have a song called 'Baddest'... Oh, it's a different band. Thanks for reminding me about an awesome band that broke up".
7:38 lol Austin “FIND GOD
(Don’t do that)”
Djered Dinas let his hair grow so he is a djentcore god
What is djent ?
I've been binge watching you guys all day!
Also you guys should do like, advice for viewers. People comment issues they're having and you guys give advice. 😂😂
Listened to that song. Wine me, dines me, Dickey from behind me that song slapped
"I am subhuman shit. Nothing is below me. I am the lowest scum on this boot of a world." I had to pause for a few minutes to be able to stop laughing long enough to continue.
I've been following y'all as a guitarist from djent 2015. The "huh" from Austin from that comment, makes me laugh so hard 😂
😂 This vid is wild 🔥💥To the labia chick, there is nothing wrong with that. In fact if any guy finds that unattractive, i would question his sexualiy lol 💁
To loosely paraphrase Jim Norton, "I want a pussy that looks like a hastily packed suitcase."
Mo' lips, mo' lovin.
unlockable gameplay "I want a clit you can see through snow pants" - Jim Norton
I'm just excited to see a vagina.
Native Gringo I’d love a girl with big labia
unlockable gameplay u literally don't know anything about vaginas don't you
Dickie Allen watches this show 😮😍
My Bois are back
Wow, this was crazy. I hope to see more of this in the future. And you should probably report that murder confession to the police... js.
Jared love these vids truly, but I miss your skits😭
Checked out the song and came back. I concur - the song was quite dope
Love advise with austin dickey snd jared dines
My biggest secret is that I had to sacrifice my right arm to the Old Ones gain superior knowledge of memes. I was the one who visited Austin's conscience and implanted him with the "What's poppin Bimjo" meme.
I spit out my tea everywhere 😂😂 you dudes are so fucking funny 😂😂😂😂😂
Just checked out that song you guys suggested! Sick as hell!
Jared Dines and Austin Dickey, two of the best "licsensed" therapists out there.
Just a note, polyamory and polygamy are two different things. Polyamory is more...open i guess? It's not wanting multiple spouses, but multiple partners. Usually not out of the blue, moreso based on being in love with multiple people at the same time. It can be a triangle (one person with two people who don't fuck each other as well) or a circle (everybody in the relationship fucks everybody in the relationship. These aren't the only two options, just examples of some. So definitely less fucked up, because in these relationships absolutely have to communicate what they want out of the situation and make sure everyone is okay with it. It can be centered around one person but can also be mutual and equal in who gets who.
I CAME HERE FOR LAUGHS 😭 😭 😭
Amarionette’s song was really dope
Amarionette is one dope ass band
hey Jared and Austin, when's the next local show. I'm lucky enough to live where you guys do and want to go support my local metal scene like I use to do when I was playing shows in Texas. there's sadly never enough local scene support
Mr.Dines, "attachment" is a problem. Never get attached to anything you can't leave, when you spot the heat coming around the corner.
I was gonna say that Jared should have Said polyamorous is a Breaking Benjamin song. But who TF is Maddie
You guys should try a game called evil apples. It's free in the app store and it's like cards against humanity but with a wider variety of cards.
Amarionette is a really good band. Although I love their older stuff. You guys need to listen to Repeating History.
Dr. Phil's got some competition.
I’ve been dumped by three girls in the exact same way, not all at once but at different times. ALL THE EXACT SAME WAY. Over text. For the same reason.
Guess what Austin I'm drinking my first kombucha
I just watched it twice then I came back
On the third one: "Must be maddie" who tf is that?! Who has the tea?!
I surprisingly liked this video even tho it doesn’t have a war robots sponsorship
heres a tip for talking to very attractive women at school- make friends with a group of them respect them and over time you should be able to talk 2 any girl at school
wtf i come here to run away from my own problems and laugh at others now i just feel bad lmao
I'm number nine i think cause i have a deep crush on my friend and i always fear if i tell her she'll go away it makes me so sad cause she doesn't think of her self the way i do
I like her and i think she may like me back but I'm scared to ask her out cause
I love her and it deviates me
And causes sleepless nights and alot of crying aswell as suicidal tendencies because
I feel really lonely and depressed over her i can't
Get over it i had tryed and asked other girls out and got rejected and i still liked
Her more anyway so i wasn't so sad I'm not sure what to do about this
The song is at 37k views now. Alittle plug goes along way 😂
That song. I listened to it.......wtf boys......wtf was that....i didnt aign up for metal the weekend
at 00:5 didnt we already do that with the order of elijah new line of defence
That band they were talking about is pretty good. It’s not metal or anything like that. It’s more or less RHCP with a metalcore clean singer
The DickeyDines Gets Deep Show.
Anybody know when the tour doc is going to posted????
Austin woke about the double standard of rape accusations. Thank you Austin.
D E A D
A L I V E
Video starts at 01:23
You guys should check out Polyphia. Amazing and also not as much recognition as they deserve
did you know in japan in some areas the age of consent is as low as 14. 16 is about average though for age of consent. since girls are more so mature at that age in the eyes of japanese.
Can you guys make another one of these
Who paused the video after they said the name of the song & band, and went straight to listen?
Part 2 be dope :)
So you skip from 1 to 3?
Quick question, what would Austin's band be considered exactly!? Cause Austin's vocals are sorta coreish I think.... alway, I'm curious cause I don't know anyone personality that has even heard of For the Likes of You (unbelievable to me) and I wanted to know so when I introduce people to the band I'll know what to say
Wow this one got real
What happened to #2?
It skips around
I don't have any secrets the people scrolling through the comments can laugh or cringe about, I just don't always tell everything, and thus only a few people actually know what happened to the drunk guy who threatened to stab me with a sharpened key
the song is dope, thanks for recommending it
j.nitschke 94 Finally, a person who isn't bitching about the song....
Peeing in the sink saved 3 to 6 gallons of water. My egg and I had a 2story. Drinking downstairs... we wouldn't wanna walk up a flight of stairs. I'd pee in the sink in the kitchen and shes use a cheap plastic cup to pee in and dump it in there. Peeing in the sink doesn't mean all over it!🤷♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ lmado
Some of this I find hard to believe... I mean, a four star restaurant that takes debit cards???
To the girl with big labia I would say that if it's making you self-conscious then go and get the surgery and a man that doesn't like it isn't worth your time
Thats a double message.
Telling someone to pay thousands of dollars to "fix" a non-existent problem is terrible advice, mate.
They're up to 50k views now, nasty band, and nasty in a good way!!!
all of these secrets are the reason im extremely against being in a relationship
That was somewhat entertaining yet disturbing though
i love the fact that jared gets angry over bands being underrated LMAO
So... Baddest is a bit to unheavy for me BUT they did a great Job on that Song
Jared "I swear she was 19" Dines
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is Austin still practicing guitar; just wondering how it's been going so far?
@@rxwn so why the fuck would your uninformed ass answer if you had no idea?
@@ShreddexReturn we have no clue man
@@ShreddexReturn sorry dude, not sure
Still haven't got a clear answer, chief.
@@ShreddexReturn No idea, boss
JUST THE CAMERA ANGLE AND TRANSITION WHEN AUSTIN WHISPERS IN JAREDS EAR IS SO FUNNY
Dude i lol'd in my quiet ass office when that happened lmao
I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
@Ko oK Totally 🤣
You like crabby patties... Don't you
That was one of those perfect angle moments, where everything came together in the funniest possible way. It's so dumb but every time I see it I laugh my ass off
You like crabby patties....don't you
*krabby
k r a b b y
Most of these people should try therapy. I believe anyone could benefit from talking with a therapist. Their ultimate goal is to find irrational thoughts and give advice on why it might be irrational and how they could handle feelings better.
Also, we need a guitar update for Austin
Definitely agree! Therapy is a really beneficial thing if you are willing to accept help. Not only can they help you identify irrational thoughts/fears, but they can actually help you change how you view the world around you. Cognitive behavioral theory is a life savor especially if you are dealing with depression and anxiety issues. I was able to start loving myself instead of stewing in a void of negative thoughts and self doubt. Cheers!
One reason my ex broke up with me is because I suggested the positives of therapy and she freaked out over it
should've titled it "Therapy Session"
Biggest secret: I peed farded shidded and camed
Damn, whata legend
13:34
He give macc
He attacc
But most importantly,
he chokes till the guy won't fight bacc
I could not be happy with anyone who's polygamous.
Lmao It Shaggy then dont date polygamous people
Fruitless Worship I don't. Because I wouldn't be happy with them.
Lmao It Shaggy cool
Fruitless Worship Yea.
Lmao It Shaggy This conversation was quite productive.
Regarding no.15, I think CL is supposed to mean Craigslist
Whatever bad and horrible situation you might be in....This two will always find a way to make it absolutely hilarious 😂🤣😅
I had a good hankering for some DickeyDines
Lol the one guy killed someone and I'm guessing it wasn't investigated because it was a homeless guy.
Concerned father Austin, how awesome hahah
Also check out Amarionette's Dangerous Times And My Dangerous Ways EP - I prefer this over their new stuff indefinitely
When i see a new upload of the dickeydines show, it makes My day!
“You like... Krabby Patties don’t you, Squidward?” 😏
Jared... my guy ... Your hair ...no.
Reilly hunt-brown I agree. Looks like shit
My man needs a trim
Austins genuinely concerned face at 5:53 gets me every time
"He mac but he also attac"
-Jared Dines
3:08
Words of wisdom from Dr. Dines
Jared is a great dude for that random shoutout. He just wants to see other bands really succeed even if it doesn’t get him anything
I appreciate him shouting them out but I was expecting a way heavier band or style of music that style is just not me at all I hate it lol
The DickyDines show brought me here-
Oh wait wrong video
My biggest secret is
My whole life’s a lie
i came here expecting to laugh... i'm sad now...
That song wasn’t dope at all, I feel bamboozled
Ehhh idk that song just didn't have anything going for it.
Donald P The solo was pretty dope though, and it had a nice funky groove to it
Thank you guys for showing me Amarrionette. So good
I’m sexually attracted to walls