Baba Booey I think Bert places himself the front of subject matter because he is a recalling comedian that uses his past experiences to understand the world. I think most of his sentences thus begin with “I”. I could be wrong.
I might be mistaken but I swear Jim and Bert had a great conversation about balancing killing it and testing new material when you're first starting out versus when you get more established. I would love for that to make its way on RUclips because it was great advice for aspiring comics.
the episode of doug loves movies that bert is talking about is absolutely worth your time and the cost of a download i can't stand doug benson but that episode is one of the best podcasts ever because it perfectly illustrates the difference between funny people and doug benson fyi- it's on amazon prime
@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 more bert than doug! Doug might just be dad jokes, but bert is all personality no substance I like these two and on podcasts they can both hit occasionally but as far as standup goes it's all fair to Midland. Which is by far better than anything I could do troll repliers yes I am aware
Jimmy was real loose & spittin sharp lines. id swear he was slightly trippin or pepped up but i know its just his natural jizz flowin out in top form 😁💪 ive noticed how relaxed he has been workin w sam too. His humour has a unique n subtley different twist when workin with NotOpie.
Guy who has a great joke but doesn't know how to use a comma properly, therefore ruining the timing, effectively diminishing the humor value in said joke only to be corrected by a cheeky bastard who lost confidence in his own grammar halfway through his snide correction rendering said correction ultimately pointless bordering on absurd.
Doug and Bert are good people and were willing to work things out, true friends and a great example of how to deal with conflict. No one was shot or beat up. Kudo's.
If you look up the Jim Norton laugh compilations, I'm pretty sure they include that bit in one of them...although I can't remember which one it was in.
I dont know, he was able to see that he was creating the problem in that situation and took responsibility for it. Most people would just say fuck those assholes and never talk to them again rather than admit they fucked up
You know what's disgusting? I tried to google 'Tom is Fat shirts'... All links were Bert is Fat shit... I wonder what REALLY happened. It's almost as if someone NEVER made the 'Tom is Fat' tees and perhaps hired a marketer to concoct the entire thing. I don't think it ever happened. Conspiracy.
Bert just know that your a guest on a show or podcast. Just chill out if its not your show and be happy that people (beside Russian Mafia) enjoy your company
@@TheAngryBadger3yeah so is R. Kelly and Jon Jones. Doesnt mean they are good people or enjoyable in the least. Also dont laugh at their jokes more than anyone else
I kept seeing everyone call him burnt crystler and everything assuming it was a joke I missed, never knew the Bert is fat and the mispronounced name came from the same incident
Bert freaks me out. He's always on the edge of crying, laughing or being generally confused. It's like his world is always collapsing. I don't like it. It upsets me. It makes me feel insecure. It unhinges reality and makes me feel bad. He's a Trump supporter who doesn't support Trump. It upsets, unhinges, disturbs, unhinges and upsets me. He's like a Hillary supporter voting for Trump or vica versa in an unhinged, upsetting way.... Or something.
timothy790110 That's a spot on explanation. Remember Gervaise and CK taking about Karl Pilkington and Jay Mohr? In terms of Good dog vs. Bad dog. Worth a listen.... Back in the OnA days....
Bert and Doug, the two most overpaid, unfunny comedians in the game. Submitting my government job resignation on Monday in order to get on a stage, remove my shirt, let out an annoying laugh, take volcano hits and talk words into a microphone... wish me luck y'all
@@anthonydiaz7988 Nope, I finally realized what comedy legends like those two are made of. I instead tried to get actual funny people to quit to make room for more dates for them to learn but that also didn't work. They better thank Jesus everyday they have famous friends that put them on their comedy shows and podcasts.
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Doug Benson Story at 12:35
you da man
thank you kind sir
Spank you
Thank you, Norton is gettin hackier and hackier..is that a word..oh well, day after day.
Mvp
"he said lollypop in air quotes". 🤣 that's Jim Norton buddy. So fucking quick. razor blade Jimmy Norton.
Bert starts almost every sentence with an "I"
Baba Booey I think Bert places himself the front of subject matter because he is a recalling comedian that uses his past experiences to understand the world. I think most of his sentences thus begin with “I”. I could be wrong.
You also have to assume somebody who is a shirtless standup comedian likes being the center of attention
@@delta-9969 you got it.
You nailed why he is only funny to a few people right there. Also all his best stories are massive lies
“ only funny to a few “ and yet he keeps selling out his shows, that’s more than a “ few people “
This was quite enjoyable. I love the comedian drama stories.
Doug loves movies, but hates burgers.
Kinda ironic how he made a movie about getting high for 30 days copying a movie about eating McDonalds for 30 days.
He loves movies so much that he had to copy a couple of them. :P
Murk you need to update your definition of irony lol
I might be mistaken but I swear Jim and Bert had a great conversation about balancing killing it and testing new material when you're first starting out versus when you get more established. I would love for that to make its way on RUclips because it was great advice for aspiring comics.
Bert is so honest. I think that is why I love him.
Jim picking his nose with a tissue rather than “blowing it”. I’m on his team there 🤷🏽♂️
the episode of doug loves movies that bert is talking about is absolutely worth your time and the cost of a download
i can't stand doug benson but that episode is one of the best podcasts ever because it perfectly illustrates the difference between funny people and doug benson
fyi- it's on amazon prime
brandon backstrom i think you missed a word.
couldnt agree more, benson is such a unfunny dope
brandon backstrom his full name is Doug Hack Benson
brandon backstrom fucker claims he's a stoner but has never inhaled once when he smokes
people pay for a Doug Benson podcast? holy fudge sickles
Jim's old joke. Wen you want your friend to stop driving crazy you say " Hey I think theirs alot of cops around here" lol Jim's great
Donato I'm just going to yell that out next time I'm stuck in a social situation I don't want to be in
Svitlo37 hahaha I watched that special on HBO live wen I was way to young so great
22:55 - “I just cheeseburgered him.”
Jim had to be coked up while doing this.OMG LMFAO
Still waiting on Doug Benson to be funny
Sam Smith bert too
@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 more bert than doug!
Doug might just be dad jokes, but bert is all personality no substance
I like these two and on podcasts they can both hit occasionally but as far as standup goes it's all fair to Midland. Which is by far better than anything I could do troll repliers yes I am aware
One of the best ones yet!
Jimmy was real loose & spittin
sharp lines.
id swear he was slightly trippin or pepped up but i know its just his natural jizz flowin out in top form 😁💪
ive noticed how relaxed he has been workin w sam too.
His humour has a unique n subtley different twist when workin with NotOpie.
Where is that clip jimmy was talking about?
Anyone?
love this on YT fast
Is Sam, Tellers lovechild?
Guy who has a great joke but doesn't know how to use a comma properly, therefore ruining the timing, effectively diminishing the humor value in said joke only to be corrected by a cheeky bastard
who lost confidence in his own grammar halfway through his snide correction rendering said correction ultimately pointless bordering on absurd.
Teller and Garfunkel
+Alan Rico and Bob Ross
Hahaha I think he is
temp right the fuck on
Should have played the uncensored Ween Cheese song!
longer vids please
Less comments please.
I never realized how squirrely Jim is. he's so fucking fidgety haha
He's just wearing remote controlled vibrating panties. So the fidgeting is normal.
Where’d the Cheese Go? Ween song, written for a Pizza Hut commercial back in the early 2000’s.
Jim eats snot at 22:03
Holy shit this is the funniest shit I've listened to in eons
I've got a really good joke about flying versus driving, it takes place just under 15 years & 2 months prior to this show
Now who has a movie
@25:10 JIMBO!!!!!!!! Lmao
Doug and Bert are good people and were willing to work things out, true friends and a great example of how to deal with conflict. No one was shot or beat up. Kudo's.
Ikr there are way too many comedians killing each other these days. It's good to see some of them get along.
Don't know about comedians, but people in general could learn a thing or two. ;)
Ended up here thanks to 2 bears 1 cave live. Anyone else?
So they had to Google who Bert was, but then also referred to him as "The Machine"? No one calls you The Machine, Bert.
Bert is awesome!
wrong
anybody know what show jim is talking about at the end of the show? with sam's wedding and the ventriloquist dummy?
If you look up the Jim Norton laugh compilations, I'm pretty sure they include that bit in one of them...although I can't remember which one it was in.
Who's Anthony??
“What’s woke?”
Simpler times.
The good ol days
So the real subtitle here is Geoff Tate drama? Because Doug and bert are at least chill
Bert has a staggering lack of self reflection
I dont know, he was able to see that he was creating the problem in that situation and took responsibility for it. Most people would just say fuck those assholes and never talk to them again rather than admit they fucked up
@@delta-9969 - that's the thing though , he knew it was wrong before he did it but still did it because of his arrogance/ lack of awareness
God damn Jim has learned well from his time with Ant lol.
could bert please be on the chip podacast already? please?
keep in mind that i did say please
#BertIsFat and i still love him
You know what's disgusting? I tried to google 'Tom is Fat shirts'... All links were Bert is Fat shit... I wonder what REALLY happened. It's almost as if someone NEVER made the 'Tom is Fat' tees and perhaps hired a marketer to concoct the entire thing. I don't think it ever happened. Conspiracy.
5:50 SIT DOWN JIMMY
jim is so cute, hes like a child
lol
Just thought I'd finish that up for you buddy.
HOLY SHIT!!! WHERE'D THE CHEESE GO!!!! WEEN!!!
29:00 jim farts then sniffs it twice HA
😂😂
Sammy "Nervous Hands" ShitFarts needs a fidget spinner.
Hey Jim, notice how Sam isn't on his fucking phone while engaging with people?
whos anthony
President Purps
Anthony jessleneck I think
love Doug Benson
Burnt Chrysler is the man.
Bart is the Rams only fan
Did they all hit the nose candy before this?
Tsssss no they snorted it. Fuckin hitting it would be a waste or sumthin.
That Jim guy is without question on some type of stimulant!
StevenF Jaxsen been sober for decades. He does how weird quirks. Maybe effects from past drug use, but he doesn't use or drink anymore
I didn't feel like they didn't definitely make sure that I knew that they didn't like me.....What Burt? I lost ya sir...
WEEN !!!
Bert just know that your a guest on a show or podcast. Just chill out if its not your show and be happy that people (beside Russian Mafia) enjoy your company
This comment didn’t age well. Bert is more famous than either of these two.
@@TheAngryBadger3yeah so is R. Kelly and Jon Jones. Doesnt mean they are good people or enjoyable in the least. Also dont laugh at their jokes more than anyone else
There are few things more tragic than a 43 year old frat boy
I kept seeing everyone call him burnt crystler and everything assuming it was a joke I missed, never knew the Bert is fat and the mispronounced name came from the same incident
Bert is a pathological liar
Two çhins and Jimmy revs up
I know where the cheese went. This show.
Brent Fleischmann is my favourite comedian
I dont think jimmy is too fond of burnt Hitler.
Who the fuck is this Sam guy, I don't feel him and Jim really have anything in common
I'm new to this show, I like sam and bert, but whats with this jim guy he's like a total goof ball?
Brain Phelps Look up “Chip Chipperson” and enjoy.
Bert freaks me out. He's always on the edge of crying, laughing or being generally confused. It's like his world is always collapsing. I don't like it. It upsets me. It makes me feel insecure. It unhinges reality and makes me feel bad. He's a Trump supporter who doesn't support Trump. It upsets, unhinges, disturbs, unhinges and upsets me. He's like a Hillary supporter voting for Trump or vica versa in an unhinged, upsetting way.... Or something.
slimjim355 he's like a big silly stupid dog
timothy790110 That's a spot on explanation. Remember Gervaise and CK taking about Karl Pilkington and Jay Mohr? In terms of Good dog vs. Bad dog. Worth a listen.... Back in the OnA days....
Mick G. fuck you man. are you hinged yet.. Jesus
You sound confused
Just once I'd like to hear Jim Norton say something funny.
Bert looks like a Dan Bilzerian+ here
Except fat. You forgot that #bertisfat
They need to replace this Sam dude asap, he's weak af and doesn't deserve that spot
I think this guy thinks he is more famous than he really is.
Skip the first 4 minutes. You're welcome.
Jesus Opie sit still
This video wasent as entertainig as i thought it would be
doug benson thinks that it was ok that the dentist was pulled off of that United flight because it was going to make people late :( boo
Derrick Riggs somebody had to get off the plane. It was fair
Bert and Doug, the two most overpaid, unfunny comedians in the game. Submitting my government job resignation on Monday in order to get on a stage, remove my shirt, let out an annoying laugh, take volcano hits and talk words into a microphone... wish me luck y'all
How did it go?
Guess you couldn’t do it huh
@@anthonydiaz7988 Nope, I finally realized what comedy legends like those two are made of. I instead tried to get actual funny people to quit to make room for more dates for them to learn but that also didn't work. They better thank Jesus everyday they have famous friends that put them on their comedy shows and podcasts.
Bert is a drunk
Sam Roberts adds nothing of value to anything, he is simply there, like Bactria or shower mildew.
Yo to this Sam guy: BOOOOOOOOO 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
I dont like bert. hes a joke thief. stole jay mohrs tracy morgan pcp story
randomnameee he didn't know. And he's too embarrassed to tell you