@@zaizoesclashing7103 Jeff Dunham, Katt Williams, KHart, Larry the cable guy, Cedric the entertainer, Mike Epps, Ron white, the other 2 guy with Larry the cable guy 😝
I CAN'T believe Matt did not grab the huuuuuge opportunity at 8:38 to use the fact that the guy BROKE his BACK and wears a cowboy hat..... come on!!!! I'm french and the pun popped to me immediatly.
Person in the audience: "Turn her around. Show her face" Dog: Instantly turns around like, "I heard you, I can turn around by myself" The dog totally understand the assignment ❤😂❤😂
Am I the only one noticing this? I think Matt MIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT ..MIGHT have 3 jokes planned.. and literally for "just in case".. I have never seen him involved in a scripted "bit"..his whole show is the audience. Dude is the funniest man alive.
It’s called crowd work and it’s actually very easy and very very fun for everyone. It’s light hearted and it gives the audience a feeling like they are contributing to the show. Andrew Shultz does it akash does it even Joe Rogan says crowd work is his favourite.
@@Thebeltbelongstonooneyou think it’s easy? Idk if you’re a comedian but I’d say it’s pretty difficult to come up and connect things on the spot but they are professionals
Yo Matt is legit funny af.. like at first I just thought like ok he’s doing stand up bc of wildn out yeah ok sure.. and then I was like this dude is too pretty to be funny.. but now that I know that he has been doing stand up for a minute like just more respect but also not just that I find myself legitimately laughing out loud and often with him! Especially when he’s doing crowd work bc he is sooooo quickkkkkk like it catches me off guard like to the point I’m a minute or so past the joke and laughing all over again!!! 👏 👏 dammit Matt you broke all of my stereotypes and ugly judgements! lol wtg friend keep up the good work!! You’re sooooo damned funny!!!
They tried and failed they'll never be able to cancel this amazing man because he's too real and genuine so he's too widely loved and accepted suck it haters 🎉🎉😂❤❤
I Love Matt he's so funny!!! What happened at the end? It was like this was recorded over an older version of a different comedian's compilation, the end has old pop-ups in sections of it. Was it me or did some of these repeat.
Whoever cut this together didn't know how to edit... You obviously just strung a bunch of pre edited stuff together and didn't even watch. You have the guy afraid of sharks 3 times already and it's only 1/3 of the way in...
Man, I am grateful that I can get catapulted into a happy place where people are able to laugh at ouselves, relate before we separate, no shaming for not co-signing on lunatic bullshit. Matt's tranquil demeanor the, timing, Its speehumor, healthy encourages
I have no idea what it is to peg someone either, I'll be right back gotta go to Google......oh my lordy I'm so grateful he didn't say what pegging someone was that lady would have had a heart attack
I'm talking about the 35 year old woman who is a virgin. My best friend was waiting until she got married. They went on their really nice honeymoon. They had an issue. She had to have surgery when they got back to open her up a little. Her poor husband. Seriously, though, we laugh about it now. She was in her late 20s.😂
I think that Matt is great. But these comics that people adore do the same jokes and people go see them anyway. So I would tell Matt not to worry about repetitive jokes. They become a staple people wait to see.
My sister, who is 64 now, always aspired to teach self defense to differently abled people. She wound up with ASL certification and national certification (which doesn’t exist any more). She had been an interpreter for 25ish years now.
Why do these other comedians come out on stage with you during ur bit sucking up your glam, tell them stay back stage bc your friends with them doesn't mean we want to see or hear them
Puerto Rico is actually a US Territory so it's valid that he teaches American history. He might even be better at it than Americans who grew up here cuz he'll as some truth! And color! And spice! We need that shit!
OMG I absolutely appreciate this mam. He has cheered me up, made me laugh so hard and reminded me life is way too short to not laugh. He has definitely found his calling in life.
Yo the high balcony thing I’ve asked hundreds of people and no one’s admitted to that and called me crazy it’s just the fear taking over like fuck it I’m going over can’t hold onto a falling railing 😂 and if the railing goes you going with it and you are 2 far forward to catch anything but hang time lmfao 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I may have watched you at The Boulder theater few years back,I moved here after I got 69, staples in my head, and after I got here I was stabbed in the gut 18,more staples and I didn't do nothing 😂🎉?😊
I cant believe this is my 1st time hearing Bad News.. This guy is nice. Having said that JC is on another level. Even with the uncommon hiccups I got it 2-1 JC clear
23:02 I'd date Fred. He at least has a sense of humor, so i could throw him at least a few befroe we goton each other's nerves...❤❤❤❤ Edit: I'd take her too... Someone old, someone new... Ill borrow something blue and we can make it a celebration
Bro, I losing my breath from laughing. Like LITERALLY. I have a health condition caused from over-working as I am watching this. My back was hurting and it is somehow affects my breathing. Now I am dying. Also literally speaking, I am dying.
Americans (in general) portray to be one type of thing/person in public, expecially in groups, something they are not. They are not honest with themselves and others. ✌️❤️
Why does the cheea pet always come out and take any kind of weed someone gives you , I've watched allot of you and everytime some gives you some sort of weed he comes and takes it . What is he the weed police on ur show but tell him stop bc I would b pissed if I brought u some ND he comes ND hords it from u before you get off stage tell him to get his own fans , I don't even know his name and I don't care but he only shows up when you get weed from your fans.
Wait. Why, ever so often, does Matt have random dudes on stage with him? These dudes are not funny and worthless. I end up fast-forwarding that whole bit because I didn't watch the video to see them. Wtf
Probably the most unfunny stand up I’ve ever heard or seen. I had auto play on and I heard this in the background while lifting and I watched for a couple minutes, disliked, left this comment and am puttin Matt rife as top 5 worst comedians ever
Bro I’ve watched 1 hour of him and haven’t smiled nor laughed ONCE . WTH??? Has a real comedian him and laughed?? I need answers. He’s just handsome that’s how his tickets sell out and women love to look at him cause he’s cute
Was going to be mad about how many times some of these clips got put in here multiple times... Until i saw the one dude who has MULTIPLE clips, at least 3 or 4 clips... all of which... Have no audio. Haha why do you hate... That... Guy... Whos name... I... Dont... Know.
Big or small dogs can be trained to recognize cardiac events, seizure etc. and to alert their human in order for person to take meds or lie down or just calm down in order to avoid injury or prevent episode altogether. Many breeds and mutts can do it not just big dogs🤗
Love love you Matt...for including everyone in your comedy...the Fred one is so funny and sweet at the same time 😂❤
This guy is absolutely in top ten funniest comedians
For sure he's beyond amazing
Who's the other 9?
@@zaizoesclashing7103 Jeff Dunham, Katt Williams, KHart, Larry the cable guy, Cedric the entertainer, Mike Epps, Ron white, the other 2 guy with Larry the cable guy 😝
@MissMulaBaby15 that's a good pick,
I like most of them but only Katt makes my top 10 list 😆
@@MissMulaBaby15 Extremely dull list.
Matt needs to stick to crowd work. He’s amazing at it.
And at every thing else it just depends on on your own opinion or perspective
@@Busybeeclipz "And at every thing else it just depends on on your own opinion or perspective" thats your opinion!
I don't think people should limit themselves to one thing.
I CAN'T believe Matt did not grab the huuuuuge opportunity at 8:38 to use the fact that the guy BROKE his BACK and wears a cowboy hat..... come on!!!! I'm french and the pun popped to me immediatly.
Person in the audience: "Turn her around. Show her face"
Dog: Instantly turns around like, "I heard you, I can turn around by myself"
The dog totally understand the assignment
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Matt come to Hawaii ur the funniest mother fER. I GERENTEE A PACT SHOW!
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That cowboy that hit the vape is an og smoker for sure 😂
He completely blew his cover (pun intended). A pull that long without coughing up a lung is definitely giving experienced lungs vibes 😅😶🌫️❤
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You are the best Matt , keep up with your amazing talent ❤😂
Am I the only one noticing this? I think Matt MIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT ..MIGHT have 3 jokes planned.. and literally for "just in case".. I have never seen him involved in a scripted "bit"..his whole show is the audience. Dude is the funniest man alive.
It’s called crowd work and it’s actually very easy and very very fun for everyone. It’s light hearted and it gives the audience a feeling like they are contributing to the show. Andrew Shultz does it akash does it even Joe Rogan says crowd work is his favourite.
@@Thebeltbelongstonooneyou think it’s easy? Idk if you’re a comedian but I’d say it’s pretty difficult to come up and connect things on the spot but they are professionals
No, you are certainly not the only one noticing this
Have you noticed that he uses the same lines in every show and he’s less funny the more you watch him?
@@samuelhefta1754 that must be your brain getting used to him😭 and what same lines are you talking about?
Yo Matt is legit funny af.. like at first I just thought like ok he’s doing stand up bc of wildn out yeah ok sure.. and then I was like this dude is too pretty to be funny.. but now that I know that he has been doing stand up for a minute like just more respect but also not just that I find myself legitimately laughing out loud and often with him! Especially when he’s doing crowd work bc he is sooooo quickkkkkk like it catches me off guard like to the point I’m a minute or so past the joke and laughing all over again!!! 👏 👏 dammit Matt you broke all of my stereotypes and ugly judgements! lol wtg friend keep up the good work!! You’re sooooo damned funny!!!
Sweet robotic screen name
He’s so quick!!!😂😂😂😂😂
The puppyyyyy 🥹🤗
❤ Ohh my goodness wow Matt ❤
I instantly like this guy 100 percent more
Just the very best! ❤
Why he hatin' on Alabama? 🤣 lol love him. 🙌🏼
Dude wears "Sexy For Him" and broke his back in two places and u failed to make a Broke Back Mountain joke? 😂 EXCELLENT show! Bravo. ❤
They tried and failed they'll never be able to cancel this amazing man because he's too real and genuine so he's too widely loved and accepted suck it haters 🎉🎉😂❤❤
You should literally put out a special called the canceled tour
😂😂😂❤
Yo Matt Rife is lit
Matt you are the Bomb the answer is yes ,love you ❤❤😂
Being that psyched for catching the gnat😂 my husband does the exact same thing🤣😂
It kills me how he knows what brokeback mountain is😂and the first time he referenced it: “camping with buddies”
What does “camping with buddies” mean other than actual camping? My roommate said that coincidentally before spontaneously flying off to see his gf. 🧐
Most people know movies that have hype around them.. especially in his age group. Why wouldnt he?
@@dana102083 Care to explain the reference? :P I do not get it.
He should put Fred on a T-shirt 😂😂
Way funny 😅😅😅😅
Omg this dude is so funny and yeah some of his material is dark but it's not done in a malishas way was just real with it ❤😂😂
You're way too young to be listening to him. Or you're just very uneducated.
Malicious* 😊
He’s a beast!
Facts
I Love Matt he's so funny!!! What happened at the end? It was like this was recorded over an older version of a different comedian's compilation, the end has old pop-ups in sections of it. Was it me or did some of these repeat.
Your so funny bruh I just can’t stop laughing at your jokes
1:24 he said woof woof 😂 wtf use it as a strees ball? I am tired of people putting dogs in the grocery cert where little babies sit 😮
Whoever cut this together didn't know how to edit... You obviously just strung a bunch of pre edited stuff together and didn't even watch. You have the guy afraid of sharks 3 times already and it's only 1/3 of the way in...
He's not being cancelled trust and believe he the be best 😊
Man, I am grateful that I can get catapulted into a happy place where people are able to laugh at ouselves, relate before we separate, no shaming for not co-signing on lunatic bullshit. Matt's tranquil demeanor the, timing, Its speehumor, healthy encourages
Dogs really make us happy❤
I have no idea what it is to peg someone either, I'll be right back gotta go to Google......oh my lordy I'm so grateful he didn't say what pegging someone was that lady would have had a heart attack
How can you try to cancel this guy? Hes awesome!
Psychopaths don't have sense of humor..
Time to cancel the cancellers and get our country back.
BOO TO ANYONE TRYING TO CANCEL HIM!!! BOO!!! I CURSE YOU. TO ALL WHO EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!
He really is ❤love me some Matt Rife So Much Funny
Guy just wants laughs. He means no harm. Poke fun at ourselves and just laugh. He’s awesome.
4:04 Semper Fi Copenhagen 😂🎉❤
Fred Fred Fred lmfao
First time seeing this slapping my leg and eyes watering 😂😂😂😂😂 God bless the USA
Ps from Scotland 🏴😂
@@mcmurphy3690Eyy a Brit that doesn’t hate America haha! God Bless Scotland my friend!
The laughter @7:50
Watch out Schulz this dude is a beast!
I'm talking about the 35 year old woman who is a virgin. My best friend was waiting until she got married. They went on their really nice honeymoon. They had an issue. She had to have surgery when they got back to open her up a little. Her poor husband. Seriously, though, we laugh about it now. She was in her late 20s.😂
He funny as fukkkk😂
My people been tired ! 😫 Im sorry..,. 🥺🤣
I think that Matt is great. But these comics that people adore do the same jokes and people go see them anyway. So I would tell Matt not to worry about repetitive jokes. They become a staple people wait to see.
My sister, who is 64 now, always aspired to teach self defense to differently abled people. She wound up with ASL certification and national certification (which doesn’t exist any more). She had been an interpreter for 25ish years now.
He works the audience like old Robin Williams.
It sounds funny when he says it and I'm sure that's what he is going for.
Macon Georgia their hockey team is called whoppie so put that together u get Macon whooppie
Why do these other comedians come out on stage with you during ur bit sucking up your glam, tell them stay back stage bc your friends with them doesn't mean we want to see or hear them
Puerto Rico is actually a US Territory so it's valid that he teaches American history. He might even be better at it than Americans who grew up here cuz he'll as some truth! And color! And spice! We need that shit!
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The subtitles are super helpful ftr
Videos are repeated, but it was enjoyable b4 that
OMG I absolutely appreciate this mam. He has cheered me up, made me laugh so hard and reminded me life is way too short to not laugh. He has definitely found his calling in life.
1:05:17 perfect time to day “those were democrats”
His crowd work makes him so much better. Mlst get some fame and say f the fans.
Yo
Top level rizz
Yo the high balcony thing I’ve asked hundreds of people and no one’s admitted to that and called me crazy it’s just the fear taking over like fuck it I’m going over can’t hold onto a falling railing 😂 and if the railing goes you going with it and you are 2 far forward to catch anything but hang time lmfao 🎉🎉🎉🎉
😂😂😂😂
I honestly wouldn't trust that guy to pull a pizza out the oven
I may have watched you at The Boulder theater few years back,I moved here after I got 69, staples in my head, and after I got here I was stabbed in the gut 18,more staples and I didn't do nothing 😂🎉?😊
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"i teach it the right way" ... i lie about history non stop to suit my feelings...
40:31 she looks like she could be a pinup model
I cant believe this is my 1st time hearing Bad News.. This guy is nice. Having said that JC is on another level. Even with the uncommon hiccups I got it 2-1 JC clear
He did this at a show I went to I took my dog
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23:02 I'd date Fred. He at least has a sense of humor, so i could throw him at least a few befroe we goton each other's nerves...❤❤❤❤
Edit: I'd take her too... Someone old, someone new... Ill borrow something blue and we can make it a celebration
Bro, I losing my breath from laughing. Like LITERALLY. I have a health condition caused from over-working as I am watching this. My back was hurting and it is somehow affects my breathing. Now I am dying. Also literally speaking, I am dying.
It repeats several times in this compilation
Matt your funny when that other guy shares the stage its hard to understand him. FYI
doctors need wingmen
Americans (in general) portray to be one type of thing/person in public, expecially in groups, something they are not. They are not honest with themselves and others. ✌️❤️
At least we can afford to be two different types of people if we want. All while we drink clean water in our air-conditioned homes.
@yeeehabadabadoo - poser
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Why are there mulitple clips of the same? That's just either lazy, or stupid.
Puerto Ricans aren't immigrants 🤦♀️... 😂
I guess
Why lol
you used the same clip like 5 times
Using the same bits over and over in the video. Lazy.
Is he drunk or is he high?
Why does the cheea pet always come out and take any kind of weed someone gives you , I've watched allot of you and everytime some gives you some sort of weed he comes and takes it . What is he the weed police on ur show but tell him stop bc I would b pissed if I brought u some ND he comes ND hords it from u before you get off stage tell him to get his own fans , I don't even know his name and I don't care but he only shows up when you get weed from your fans.
You cants speak copenhagen you can speak Danish and 8 know because im Danish and I live in copenhagen
When he mentioned The joke was he was about a brand of *chewing tobacco named Copenhagen. I knew that's what he was gonna go for.
🤦🏽♀️ It's a brand of chewing tobacco. A cowboy thing. 🤷🏽♀️
Dude, he was talking about a type of smokeless tobacco called Copenhagen not the city in Denmark
Isn't Copenhagen from Sweden lol
Edit: Pennsylvania
@@Zakkarroni55 Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark
Wait. Why, ever so often, does Matt have random dudes on stage with him? These dudes are not funny and worthless. I end up fast-forwarding that whole bit because I didn't watch the video to see them. Wtf
People are so weak they need dogs for ‘support’ that dog? Common🤔😵💫🤮
Matt gonna orGy soon..
He's bullshitting no one is parachuting the first time in Iraq!!!!!
I just don't see it ( hear it). Funny....yeah sometimes. Brilliant... never. Obvious...almost always. Clever...never.
As if ctfu gtfoh no 🚫 way
Funny but rude
kamala harris knows too liitle about flips.
Probably the most unfunny stand up I’ve ever heard or seen. I had auto play on and I heard this in the background while lifting and I watched for a couple minutes, disliked, left this comment and am puttin Matt rife as top 5 worst comedians ever
Bro I’ve watched 1 hour of him and haven’t smiled nor laughed ONCE . WTH??? Has a real comedian him and laughed?? I need answers. He’s just handsome that’s how his tickets sell out and women love to look at him cause he’s cute
Sounds like you're a miserable human being. Most likely a biden voter as well.
This video would have been half as long if they wouldn't have put the same bits in here three or four times
Was going to be mad about how many times some of these clips got put in here multiple times... Until i saw the one dude who has MULTIPLE clips, at least 3 or 4 clips... all of which... Have no audio. Haha why do you hate... That... Guy... Whos name... I... Dont... Know.
That is not a medical service dog. There’s no way that tiny dog is trained to do any life saving tasks. I think she means emotional support animal.
Big or small dogs can be trained to recognize cardiac events, seizure etc. and to alert their human in order for person to take meds or lie down or just calm down in order to avoid injury or prevent episode altogether. Many breeds and mutts can do it not just big dogs🤗