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  • Of course people would google that....
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 5 лет назад +1350

    *_“My brain was in the right place it just didn’t find a place to park”_*
    -Jacksepticeye
    My new favorite quote

    • @overdrivenv3
      @overdrivenv3 4 года назад +3

      Indeed

    • @frenchfrythestaffordshireb4601
      @frenchfrythestaffordshireb4601 4 года назад +2

      GippyHappy same

    • @gghoulish-fun
      @gghoulish-fun 4 года назад +2

      @GippyHappy I'm amazed. I've just come from watching Marble Hornets, and have seen your comments on there.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 года назад

      @@gghoulish-fun oh I didn't think anyone was reading those lol

    • @Noau05
      @Noau05 4 года назад +2

      I read it as he said it

  • @lazysouls
    @lazysouls 5 лет назад +1088

    “Im too smart for my own good”
    *”HOW OLD IN”*

    • @krissygrant2016
      @krissygrant2016 4 года назад +16

      TBH I thought that is what it said. Although I didn't have my glasses on....

    • @caffeinati
      @caffeinati 4 года назад +4

      @@krissygrant2016 Same, and I did jave my glasses on

    • @krissygrant2016
      @krissygrant2016 4 года назад

      Mysti 😂😂😂😂

    • @hamdi5515
      @hamdi5515 3 года назад +4

      @@caffeinati do caterpillars build a cocoon knowing that they will become a butterfly or do they just do it? how come, being up for something and being down for something has the same meaning?fun fact: the richest man in Italy is the CEO of the nutella company, making him the true sugar daddyAccordion to a recent study, 90% of the people didn’t realize i put an instrument at the start of this sentence (now I want my like)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 _(:3 」∠)_

    • @venusdonald207
      @venusdonald207 3 года назад +1

      @@hamdi5515 I noticed

  • @EggsBenedicts
    @EggsBenedicts 6 лет назад +3221

    “I’m too smart for my own good”
    *Reads “how to hold in” as “how old in”*
    👏👏

    • @melb8391
      @melb8391 6 лет назад +70

      Eggs Benedict thank you for using “too”
      Too many comments use “to” instead

    • @zakbailey7404
      @zakbailey7404 6 лет назад +5

      Eggs Benedict i only liked this to be the 100th like

    • @genericaccount9222
      @genericaccount9222 6 лет назад +9

      meme review

    • @wubzt3r
      @wubzt3r 6 лет назад +10

      *Oh no, all my years are falling out.*

    • @shanegallagher3524
      @shanegallagher3524 6 лет назад +4

      As soon as I saw those two claps I thought meme review

  • @krissygrant2016
    @krissygrant2016 4 года назад +221

    10:42
    No one ever:
    Jack: I hope if I ever fall into a volcano, that's the sound I make.

    • @raccoongaming5444
      @raccoongaming5444 3 года назад +2

      OMFG THAT FUCKING TIMING so basically I wAs looking at the comments during the video and I read this as he says it I’m fucking trippin

  • @CpWiser10
    @CpWiser10 6 лет назад +259

    Jack: (Casually ignoring the google feud asking "How do you tie a noose.")

  • @reneewetsel875
    @reneewetsel875 5 лет назад +208

    3:31
    Jack:Go away with your boring answers!!
    *Ignores option that says "how does one become a sociopath"*

    • @yakoi7868
      @yakoi7868 5 лет назад +9

      also ignored the noose at 7:18

    • @liamevans8726
      @liamevans8726 3 года назад +2

      @@yakoi7868 he ignored it in another google feud so I think it's on purpose, he probably doesn't want to get into sucide talk

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 3 года назад +1

      @@liamevans8726 then just say noose and nothing else. you don't have to avoid the word noose..

    • @liamevans8726
      @liamevans8726 3 года назад

      @@TheUltimateRare idk maybe he just doesn't want to talk about it

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 3 года назад +1

      @@liamevans8726 quite possible.

  • @Burnt_toastyy
    @Burnt_toastyy 6 лет назад +666

    "Where do I buy a gun?"
    "Where do I buy a baby?"
    "Where do I buy a licence to kill?"
    ~Jacksepticeye 2k18

    • @futuredawn433
      @futuredawn433 6 лет назад +15

      Jesika Green where do I buy a BOAT

    • @minimasterman2
      @minimasterman2 6 лет назад +12

      what the point of using k's instead of writing out the whole number? its just the same length. for example
      2k18 = 4 characters
      2018 = 4 characters
      321k46 = 6 characters
      321046 = 6 characters
      sometimes its even less efficient eg
      21738 = 5 characters
      21k738 = 6 characters
      although it could also go the other way aka
      1000000 = 7 characters
      1000k = 5 characters
      so is this most most useless waste of my time and your time that comes to no conclusions?
      YES

    • @ShubhThakkar
      @ShubhThakkar 6 лет назад +1

      Jack is on some wierd thoughts nowadays...

    • @dranuc3
      @dranuc3 6 лет назад +5

      A license to kill a baby with a gun😜

    • @SquishyVamp
      @SquishyVamp 6 лет назад

      Lmao, that's what I was about to say ahaha

  • @dragondestroyer8465
    @dragondestroyer8465 5 лет назад +2410

    “Cheated on my girlfriend with her sister... My sister!”
    *sweet home Alabama*

  • @danielmaley9771
    @danielmaley9771 6 лет назад +97

    "I need to stop saying things" -Jack 2018

  • @Super__Dasher
    @Super__Dasher 6 лет назад +189

    how does one become a *pet named Steve*

    • @count-countess8464
      @count-countess8464 6 лет назад

      Make a friend named Steve and of s/he's a cinnamon roll take him/her as your pet

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад

      contessa
      Me:Wtf...?
      Also me: cinnamon rolls? 😮😮😮

    • @lilith9725
      @lilith9725 6 лет назад

      Exactly what I was about to comment.

    • @merkhayes8437
      @merkhayes8437 6 лет назад

      Emanuele Piccione YESSS!

  • @senpaidipstickkun1519
    @senpaidipstickkun1519 5 лет назад +588

    How to tie a *_NOOSE_*

    • @interlamer7480
      @interlamer7480 5 лет назад +31

      It's easy if you're not obtuse.

    • @lorkhansweenis4248
      @lorkhansweenis4248 5 лет назад +23

      and to (always) never give up hope

    • @IceNineThrills
      @IceNineThrills 5 лет назад +24

      @@lorkhansweenis4248 you take the snake and the snake goes down but changes it mind and turns around.

    • @lorkhansweenis4248
      @lorkhansweenis4248 5 лет назад +16

      Panic!Athetwentyøneimagine chemicalARMY and climbs back up to the top again :3 this is where the fun begins

    • @MaybeeEvie
      @MaybeeEvie 5 лет назад +18

      @@lorkhansweenis4248 never consider self abuse, this is how u tie a noose

  • @sophie-xl4vs
    @sophie-xl4vs 5 лет назад +892

    “i need to think seriously about this”
    next moment ...
    “ IS IT HEALTHY TO EAT A BABY”

    • @tappygamez8505
      @tappygamez8505 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @max8784
      @max8784 4 года назад +4

      Sophie Reynolds
      Yes it's healthy
      AND delicious too

    • @avac2272
      @avac2272 4 года назад +2

      I would say not mentally

    • @user-fz5cs9qn6q
      @user-fz5cs9qn6q 4 года назад

      |-/

    • @jpeelz
      @jpeelz 4 года назад

      Your pfp is pretty cool. Stay street ||-// (or |-/)

  • @StevieStyle
    @StevieStyle 6 лет назад +905

    how to tie a *noose*

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +56

      Grunge Is Dead
      You make a loop and the snake goes down
      and at the bottom what has he found?
      The snake goes into the rabbits hole then you give the top a pull. Now its ready for your use
      this is how you tie a noose. 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +9

      Grunge Is Dead
      *looks at comment*
      *blushes* thanks! I think your cool too. 😄

    • @ScreamingAllTheTime
      @ScreamingAllTheTime 6 лет назад +13

      Me after Infinity War

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +10

      Edgy As A Razorblade
      Me when I had depression...
      Oh wait.

    • @kendall2291
      @kendall2291 6 лет назад +1

      Edgy As A Razorblade lol

  • @shqrtcake
    @shqrtcake 6 лет назад +446

    Google Feud: how to hold in
    Jack: How old in????
    Also Jack: I'm too smart for my own good

  • @DaAlienMan
    @DaAlienMan 4 года назад +355

    "My feet smell like feet"
    Hmm yes the feet here is made out of feet.

  • @ananas9042
    @ananas9042 5 лет назад +95

    "Where do I buy a... baby?
    Where do I buy a... license to kill?
    Where do I buy a..... BOAT??"
    9:05

  • @pyramidhead7780s
    @pyramidhead7780s 6 лет назад +72

    "There is funny and then there is just fucked up..."
    I loved that!

  • @luv4animals370
    @luv4animals370 6 лет назад +66

    "Can I perform my own..." Exorcism was the first thing that popped into my head lol. Got dark thoughts.

  • @WingedFire
    @WingedFire 6 лет назад +104

    I love how Jack casually ignores "noose" being one of the answers. Positive mental attitude!

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 6 лет назад +1

      Superdude4800 A.K.A. Winged Fire didn't ignore abortion though...

    • @WolfheartFoxlover
      @WolfheartFoxlover 6 лет назад

      That probably had an uptick in searches after DDLC came out

    • @deathwitheponine
      @deathwitheponine 6 лет назад +3

      Not gonna lie, that was my second thought after “tie.”

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 6 лет назад +1

      What is noose? Probably better if you don't tell it, but I do wanna know

    • @deerjuices772
      @deerjuices772 6 лет назад +2

      A rope, in which one ties into a noose knot to hang themselves

  • @theronanempire2290
    @theronanempire2290 5 лет назад +82

    Jack: That's like saying guns are... dangerous
    Me: That's where that argument started.

    • @TheLunarCast
      @TheLunarCast 4 года назад +13

      here's an experiment you shouldn't do at home kids. put a man in a straight jacket and tie him to a chair in a room, mount a loaded gun 1 meter away pointed at the man's head, leave the room and lock the door. come back in 5 days, is the man still alive? If the answer is no he probably died of dehydration, but most likely he is still alive. this is our control group. now repeat the test this time placing a second man unrestrained in the room with man 1, telling him the only way he gets out the room is if the gun goes off. We will repeat these tests 100 times to get a decent average. now I can guarantee all 100 of the control group test subjects survived or at least did not die from gun-related causes. but hypothesis time, if statistics are anything to go by, at least 1 or more subjects from the test group will indeed be shot in the face. The lesson? Guns are only as dangerous as the hands they are placed in, and those hands certainly don't need a gun to do the dirty deed.

    • @namjoonstrash9247
      @namjoonstrash9247 4 года назад +3

      @@TheLunarCast but guns are still a murder weapon. People die from stupid people AND guns. Please tell me why it's not illegal to sell guns in a yard sale here in America? Some emotionally unstable person can walk up, buy one, and shoot up a school. Just because stupid people are behind the gun, doesn't mean people aren't still dying everyday by that murder weapon specifically. Therefore, your argument (if you can even call it that) is invalid

    • @anthonyserna317
      @anthonyserna317 4 года назад +2

      @@namjoonstrash9247 because most people with guns collect different types of guns and dont harm people, with them

    • @twentyhot6418
      @twentyhot6418 4 года назад

      TheLunarCast r

    • @christianhill8551
      @christianhill8551 4 года назад +3

      @@namjoonstrash9247 but you tell me why ar-15's are being shown as the most dangerous of consumer rifles? A 3.08 is MUCH more deadly than a 5.56 (the round an ar-15 fires). This goes to show how the media is pushing this false narrative of guns being a horrible thing that kill people. These guns dont kill, people kill. This is why we need more good people with guns, that way If a bad person with guns decides to use the TOOL in a bad way, we can stop that person. We can kill, (yes, I said KILL), bad people that mistreat the right of owning the tool that is firearms. I'm an NRA certified 13 year old, and I have have shot most of my life. People like you are the reason I shoot, so if someone tries to take my RIGHT away from me, I can stop it. I will never misuse a firearm, and I vow to to that. But if someone is hurting someone else, my family, my friends, or my person, I will not blink an eye before I will have to do the unspeakable. That is sad, but it is the reality. Getting rid of guns will never keep guns out of bad people's hands. It will only hurt the innocent, well meaning people. Also, blunt objects like hammers actually cause more deaths than guns (you can check my facts if you wish). This suprises people majority of the time I say it. People have called me some bad things, but the reality is that what I day isn't biased. It is only factual. That is why I believe in the 2nd amendment, and am proud to be an American.

  • @lucasc.3542
    @lucasc.3542 6 лет назад +765

    "Where do I buy... a baby?"
    "Is it healthy to eat.... A BABY!"
    Please, never let Jack get more than 10ft near a baby.

    • @rxnnrxnn2926
      @rxnnrxnn2926 6 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +6

      Lucas C.
      Me: *goes 10ft away from Jack while holing my baby brother* nope

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 6 лет назад +5

      Just a bite of baby, xD

    • @FartOfAsspiration
      @FartOfAsspiration 6 лет назад +6

      GET IN MAH BELLEH

    • @eragcon
      @eragcon 6 лет назад +8

      Lucas C. It really doesnt help that the sentence litteraly right before eating a baby was “I need to think seriously about this” XD

  • @alyiamcool
    @alyiamcool 6 лет назад +51

    When he said "I cheated on my girlfriend with-" I instantly thought "a pet named Steve" and died laughing!!

    • @user-yy3zl5js3r
      @user-yy3zl5js3r 6 лет назад +2

      LOL same

    • @AmyxMiaPlay
      @AmyxMiaPlay 6 лет назад +1

      OMGSH! YES!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @emoenbean406
      @emoenbean406 6 лет назад +1

      I just googled that (because whenever I see funny answers for this game I google them) and I hope google gets the meme

  • @lostrawberryjimin623
    @lostrawberryjimin623 5 лет назад +490

    *_MY PET NAMED STEVE_*

  • @mikehunt1794
    @mikehunt1794 5 лет назад +164

    At 5:41 I thought one of them was going to be McDonald’s vs Health inspector 😂

    • @galaxyphoenix9855
      @galaxyphoenix9855 3 года назад +1

      On the topic of that question is a&w like a Canadian thing or is it just not in his country or what?
      THIS IS ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS

    • @thomasvalentimartialabyss7761
      @thomasvalentimartialabyss7761 3 года назад +1

      Purple Penguin it is a American fast food chain restaurant

    • @robyniaaa1894
      @robyniaaa1894 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SRCReptiles
    @SRCReptiles 6 лет назад +102

    "My feet smell like cat pee. My feet smell like poop. Well then maybe stop stepping in piss and shit!"
    I died laughing oh my god!

  • @Molly-ur1cg
    @Molly-ur1cg 6 лет назад +685

    i cheated on my girlfriend with..
    _a cactus?_
    *_A GHOST_*

  • @BandiPat
    @BandiPat 6 лет назад +1811

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with ..."
    My pet named Steve?
    sorrynotsorry

  • @sal.brainr0tt
    @sal.brainr0tt 5 лет назад +21

    I died when he said “my feet smell like weed,just smoking those toes” 😂

    • @robyniaaa1894
      @robyniaaa1894 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PlazmaGame99
      @PlazmaGame99 10 месяцев назад

      same LOL

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 5 лет назад +1041

    “This is probably American based..”
    _There’s a United Kingdom flag_

  • @Xer0x_03
    @Xer0x_03 6 лет назад +48

    "I've got to think seriously about this."
    *"IS IT HEALTHY TO EAT A BABY?!?"*

  • @dusanvrzic1969
    @dusanvrzic1969 6 лет назад +1574

    Jack:How old in?
    me:wut
    Jack:Years???
    me:wut?

    • @daniellet1642
      @daniellet1642 5 лет назад +11

      How do you have no comments this is
      *w u t*

    • @syndrox7283
      @syndrox7283 5 лет назад +6

      @@daniellet1642 im just as confused

    • @subiugetur
      @subiugetur 5 лет назад +2

      @Danieele T 1 thousand likes and 2 comment?! I dont get it either!

    • @evatashro2139
      @evatashro2139 5 лет назад +2

      A&w is root beer

    • @blobloblob0186
      @blobloblob0186 5 лет назад

      7:58 ok jack, there's funny, and then there's *incest*

  • @caseyhauck7113
    @caseyhauck7113 4 года назад +301

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with"
    Me: HER BROTHER.

  • @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
    @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 6 лет назад +445

    I can't believe he missed "my feet smell like beef"

  • @imahamiltonfanlafayetteisb9144
    @imahamiltonfanlafayetteisb9144 5 лет назад +359

    Jack: where to buy a.... *BoAt*
    Me: to saw in half and tap it together with the power of *FLEX TAPE*

    • @kaiachristensen4922
      @kaiachristensen4922 5 лет назад

      Im a Hamilton fan Lafayette is bootyful oh mah gawd 😂😂😂

    • @atlas7592
      @atlas7592 5 лет назад

      YUSH!!

    • @PapaE-ek5ce
      @PapaE-ek5ce 5 лет назад

      Hi I’m Phil swift from flex seal and flex tape

    • @atlas7592
      @atlas7592 5 лет назад

      @@PapaE-ek5ce tHaTs A lOt Of DaMaGE

    • @PapaE-ek5ce
      @PapaE-ek5ce 5 лет назад +1

      Tacocat aka Potato yaaa errrr yaaaa ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE!!!!

  • @RonnieRose2845
    @RonnieRose2845 6 лет назад +388

    “How to tie a-“
    Me: “Noose.”
    Me: *Sees that it’s the third answer.*
    Me: *Laughing* “The internet is a dark place, man.”

    • @thijs3900
      @thijs3900 6 лет назад +1

      VeronicaDoesStuff lol

    • @JH-cq7ip
      @JH-cq7ip 6 лет назад +4

      VeronicaDoesStuff That’s what makes it feel like home ❤️

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 6 лет назад +7

      Jack, reading: “I cheated on my girlfriend with...” her sister, *answers* yeah! I got one, umm, MY siste- oh wait nooooo thats too fucked up, I was trying to make a joke but that didn’t work...

    • @whatislife2819
      @whatislife2819 6 лет назад +2

      What's a noose

    • @safron2442
      @safron2442 6 лет назад

      Amelia Baig You must be new to the internet. LEAVE BEFORE YOUR MIND IS FUCKED.

  • @elladurban7342
    @elladurban7342 5 лет назад +35

    Me about to watch this video
    Gets an ad:
    IRISH SPRING
    I’m in for it now.

  • @reidx9198
    @reidx9198 5 лет назад +68

    "I need to think seriously..."
    *Seconds later*
    "Is it healthy to eat.....? A baby!"

    • @galaxyphoenix9855
      @galaxyphoenix9855 3 года назад

      It’s more mature than this
      Yes it’s on google feud
      “From what age can babies...”
      “FIGHT TO THE DEATH”

  • @lunaturner4081
    @lunaturner4081 6 лет назад +279

    "Is it healthy to eat sperm" *jack wonders why this is his life and what he is doing*

    • @Naranciasflower
      @Naranciasflower 5 лет назад +7

      @Kevin Walsh I didn't need to know that

    • @cleb8982
      @cleb8982 5 лет назад +3

      Kevin Walsh lol thank you now i will proceed with my life, I would also like a source to this info

    • @itsblep
      @itsblep 5 лет назад +2

      @Kevin Walsh ehemm ! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I might do that in the future !

    • @lassim3111
      @lassim3111 5 лет назад +1

      @@itsblep it tastes like mixture of pee and boogers

    • @itsblep
      @itsblep 5 лет назад +1

      @@lassim3111 you had TASTED it ?! Hmm~ 😏 nyahaha how did it went ?

  • @ashleyrosaleesandoval1918
    @ashleyrosaleesandoval1918 6 лет назад +74

    A&W is a fast food food chain based on draft root beer and root beer floats. They have over 1,200 locations, and sell root beer floats, cheese curds, hot dogs, hamburgers, etc...

  • @riddlepeople4413
    @riddlepeople4413 4 года назад +28

    Jack: There is no hope left for humanity
    The viewers: we already know, late to the memes, late to dark themes.

  • @GekTC
    @GekTC 6 лет назад +64

    _"Let's see how stupid people really are"_ - *does something stupid immediately* Well, I guess he technically proved his point.

  • @julesmichelle2386
    @julesmichelle2386 6 лет назад +155

    “I don’t even know what A&W is.”
    My Canadian heart just broke.
    Jack. When you’re here at the end of the month, you need to experience the joy that is A&W.

    • @breeseymore1461
      @breeseymore1461 6 лет назад +2

      GemDogg I LOVE THEIR ROOTBEER

    • @frostingorb2181
      @frostingorb2181 6 лет назад +4

      Who would debate between a burger place and a brand of root beer, though?

    • @glow9043
      @glow9043 6 лет назад +6

      I second that. Tim Hortons as well

    • @julesmichelle2386
      @julesmichelle2386 6 лет назад +4

      FrostingOrb1766
      A&W isn’t a brand of root beer only lol
      The root beer CAME as a result of a burger joint.
      It’s delicious with its beef and chicken burgers, poutines, root beer (you need it fresh and chilled in a frozen mug to truly appreciate it) and everything else they provide lol

    • @sadgebadge2730
      @sadgebadge2730 6 лет назад +1

      Yes!!!!!!!

  • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist
    @Complexicon_of_a_Startist 6 лет назад +30

    "I need to think seriously about this. Is it healthy to eat . . . A BABY!!"
    My gosh Jack, there's something wrong with you. BUT I LOVE IT!

  • @flightarrowbear
    @flightarrowbear 4 года назад +6

    4:18 “My brain was in the right place, it just didn’t find a place to park” is an expression I’m going to start using now

  • @azboy4god216
    @azboy4god216 6 лет назад +114

    What do you call a failed circumcision?
    *A RIP-OFF!*

  • @Mariokid64DS
    @Mariokid64DS 6 лет назад +129

    I want to tell a poem.
    It goes like this.
    He dig.
    She dig.
    You dig.
    They dig.
    Now it is not a very good poem, but it is very deep.

    • @AwArr0
      @AwArr0 6 лет назад

      Mariokid Plays that’s good lol

    • @xempy9760
      @xempy9760 6 лет назад

      That made my day thanks

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Jacks now playing
      Google feud
      (Man my poem sucks)

    • @sei3802
      @sei3802 6 лет назад +1

      reminds me of Cyanide lol

    • @gabeig7330
      @gabeig7330 6 лет назад

      Mariokid Plays I get it!

  • @Lee.M.D
    @Lee.M.D 6 лет назад +291

    Jack: "i cheated on my girlfriend with..."
    Me: her mom
    Jack: *types in "her mom" *
    I SWEAR I WAS ONLY JOKING!!! XD

    • @karterroberts03
      @karterroberts03 5 лет назад

      What about the broncos. VON MILLER GET YO BUT OVA HAER I WANNA MAKE OUT

    • @HimmothyMcVeigh
      @HimmothyMcVeigh 5 лет назад

      I said spaghetti

    • @Calichio1982
      @Calichio1982 5 лет назад

      Little Miss Duckling The Pikachu Fan same

    • @gloop7458
      @gloop7458 5 лет назад

      Little Miss Duckling The Pikachu Fan
      Me too but I wasn’t joking
      Honestly was expecting it

    • @freddyfazaness6381
      @freddyfazaness6381 5 лет назад

      I said her brother

  • @jt_hford
    @jt_hford 5 лет назад +67

    “I cheated on my girlfriend with Siri”
    Why was this the first thing that came into my head????

  • @JW-il8mt
    @JW-il8mt 6 лет назад +220

    "How does one become a..." Sociopath, was literally one of the answers. And Jack's like
    "Go away with your boring answers, I like mine better."
    Okay then Jack....

    • @ThatOneRubeGuy
      @ThatOneRubeGuy 6 лет назад +9

      The "sociopath" one is probably because of Sherlock.

    • @ScarletCandlelight
      @ScarletCandlelight 6 лет назад

      Was just going to say the same thing lol

    • @futuredawn433
      @futuredawn433 6 лет назад +1

      Jack was the one who googled it

    • @FinnKomTrikru
      @FinnKomTrikru 6 лет назад +1

      Lol I like how well Crowley matches your comment as well

  • @smart7928
    @smart7928 6 лет назад +6

    Jack: “I need to start thinking seriously about this”
    Jack, literally one second later: “Is it healthy to eat... A BABY”

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 6 лет назад +327

    I ' M
    R E A L L Y
    R I C H

    • @olivialeader1920
      @olivialeader1920 6 лет назад +2

      King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England don't particularly give a damn

    • @aaaaaa7955
      @aaaaaa7955 6 лет назад +2

      King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England, are you not dead?

    • @arls-xv6gm
      @arls-xv6gm 6 лет назад +2

      King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England has a really long game

    • @MissTokePanda
      @MissTokePanda 6 лет назад

      O_O

    • @AdamGlory
      @AdamGlory 6 лет назад

      And I made a lot of money fucking nine big beautiful zombies

  • @doctordooodlez8341
    @doctordooodlez8341 5 лет назад +45

    Jack: I'm too smart for my own good
    Later
    Question: How to hold in ______
    Jack: how old in.... Years?
    Jack:....
    Jack: -im too smart for my own good-

  • @Chris_Cross
    @Chris_Cross 6 лет назад +92

    6,000 people wanted to know how to become a sociopath...
    I think I've worked out what's wrong with humanity...

    • @lukesuarez8038
      @lukesuarez8038 6 лет назад

      Christopher Dibbs yeet

    • @stephaniepower3298
      @stephaniepower3298 5 лет назад +5

      That isn't how the game works mate... That's how many points you get

  • @YugoslavForever
    @YugoslavForever 5 лет назад +72

    *On twitter* somebody:im in in n out, what should i get?
    Wendy's: Out.
    ROASTED.

  • @JamesGamesGamers_Unite
    @JamesGamesGamers_Unite 6 лет назад +53

    They should have a RUclips Feud.

  • @tobiaswhite9823
    @tobiaswhite9823 4 года назад +31

    Question: How does one become a
    One of the answers: sociopath

  • @mistermessenger5180
    @mistermessenger5180 6 лет назад +15

    Actually Jack, I've saw around 5 hoverboards during my visit to Los Angeles in the alleys-
    As explosive as they are, they're still around-

  • @ShujinSensei
    @ShujinSensei 6 лет назад +32

    Jack would be the most chill dad

    • @vshsxvsjz3978
      @vshsxvsjz3978 6 лет назад +7

      yeah,
      "where do I buy A BABY!"
      "is it safe to eat A BABY!"
      .He's gonna be chill alright

    • @JudgeBane
      @JudgeBane 6 лет назад +1

      Nah, he'd be trying to eat babies all the time.

  • @bendybabtqftim9687
    @bendybabtqftim9687 6 лет назад +136

    Jack: Is it safe to eat raw.. Me: DICK

  • @mat2k679
    @mat2k679 5 лет назад +44

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with"
    A exhaust pipe!

    • @krissygrant2016
      @krissygrant2016 4 года назад +1

      Wtf......

    • @krissygrant2016
      @krissygrant2016 4 года назад

      @@jameswarf6456maybe. 😂

    • @delsol__
      @delsol__ 4 года назад

      James Warf| that guy from my strange addiction (i think) who made love to his car

  • @pia-gisellemaritz4691
    @pia-gisellemaritz4691 6 лет назад +121

    :I cheated on my girlfriend with her..
    JACK:A GHOST
    Was that a Friends reference😁😏

  • @thewindwakinghero7423
    @thewindwakinghero7423 5 лет назад +42

    3:09
    -gaster blaster master caster

    • @julieoliver9308
      @julieoliver9308 5 лет назад +1

      Nice 👍

    • @normalhuman9785
      @normalhuman9785 5 лет назад

      Sans pleas no

    • @catchara1496
      @catchara1496 5 лет назад +5

      -gaster blaster master caster disaster plaster

    • @justarandomfurry641
      @justarandomfurry641 5 лет назад

      *Another UNDERTALE fan!?*

    • @The_SharpieQueen
      @The_SharpieQueen 5 лет назад

      @@justarandomfurry641
      You aren't the only one
      *Meglovania starts playing in the background*
      Me and friend: dun a dun dun dun dun dun a dun a dun dun dun dun a dun (I tried)
      Me: *puts on sans mask that I made* Do you wanna have a bad time
      My friend: you are so BONED
      Me and my friend on a normal day 😅

  • @kyrabr27
    @kyrabr27 6 лет назад +20

    are we just gonna ignore “how to tie a noose”?

    • @darksoul3006
      @darksoul3006 6 лет назад +1

      Kyra Brady Omg, I didn’t even notice that

    • @blackcat_
      @blackcat_ 6 лет назад +1

      I noticed it immediately

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 6 лет назад +1

      OMG, I was waiting for someone to mention that.

  • @thefbicheeley9136
    @thefbicheeley9136 5 лет назад +19

    Me-just watch ASMR with volume all the way up
    Jack- TOP OF THA MORNIN TO YA LADDIES
    Ears= deaf

  • @samr6514
    @samr6514 6 лет назад +139

    A pet named Steve

  • @deejaepjs
    @deejaepjs 5 лет назад +303

    5:46 HE’S NEVER HAD A&W GUYS!!!! (which makes sense....it’s very American, it’s not very popular anymore and it’s a slowly dying franchise (as far as the restaurant goes anyway...) It’s just weird hearing a person say that out loud.....)
    Anyway, A&W started as one of those drive-in diners kinda like Sonic or In & Out and used to be very popular back in the day, and I think they started the popularization of the Root Beet Float bc of how good they’re root beer was and still is :)
    But since those types of restaurants are kinda dead now, The company mostly sells just their world famous root beer now :) I mean they’re are still some restaurants, but not very many anymore....just root beer :)

    • @ehhuh5974
      @ehhuh5974 5 лет назад +19

      Wait I live in America and I’ve never heard of that??? Yes

    • @anindita78422
      @anindita78422 5 лет назад +6

      There's A&W here in Indonesia, southeast asia

    • @thasneemrizvi
      @thasneemrizvi 5 лет назад +2

      There is a&w everywhere except uk

    • @dancinganimals.
      @dancinganimals. 5 лет назад +4

      Umm you mean the root beer brand right?

    • @dragonxminer216
      @dragonxminer216 5 лет назад +16

      What do you mean it's very American it's only in Canada the add is on my tv every 5 seconds and it always says "only in canada"

  • @MrAlex-ej8ov
    @MrAlex-ej8ov 6 лет назад +97

    This can cure depression... no wait...

  • @stupidkilljoy3516
    @stupidkilljoy3516 4 года назад +6

    Me: * sees the noose part *
    Me 5 seconds later: Lets learn how to tie a noose its easy if you're not obtuse

  • @Darkshade_01
    @Darkshade_01 6 лет назад +393

    Don't go down the cheating on girlfriend with your sister path Jack it's too deep of a rabbit hole

    • @JaleelBeig
      @JaleelBeig 6 лет назад +31

      Robert Guajardo you sound like you speak from experience

    • @Darkshade_01
      @Darkshade_01 6 лет назад +9

      Shark Team I don't have a sister so how could I

    • @JaleelBeig
      @JaleelBeig 6 лет назад +20

      Damnit that could've been funny but you had to speak facts

    • @Darkshade_01
      @Darkshade_01 6 лет назад +1

      Shark Team yes cx

    • @PChamileon97
      @PChamileon97 6 лет назад +3

      Robert Guajardo coulda been worse; My/Her Daughter

  • @ColonelIzabelleThorn
    @ColonelIzabelleThorn 6 лет назад +26

    'there is no hope left in humanity.' XD that's how I feel sometimes, and that's sad...

  • @imatiredSara
    @imatiredSara 6 лет назад +13

    "How old in..?"
    This is gonna be a great game 😂

  • @bigmanbazzaaa
    @bigmanbazzaaa 4 года назад +14

    “I need to think seriously about this”
    “Is it healthy to eat... A BABY?”

  • @lostiee3983
    @lostiee3983 6 лет назад +288

    U made my day Jack ♡

    • @animuufreak6776
      @animuufreak6776 6 лет назад +5

      TheLostSound果く生 U deserve way more subs 😢 Life is unfair ;/

    • @Magma_Live
      @Magma_Live 6 лет назад +2

      Swear I saw u on Cole Bennett's video

    • @lostiee3983
      @lostiee3983 6 лет назад +1

      Mad Magma Ye, i was curious why "d rose" got deleted

    • @lostiee3983
      @lostiee3983 6 лет назад

      animuu Freak ❤️

    • @generalboaretheus7571
      @generalboaretheus7571 6 лет назад

      KILL TRUMMMMPPPPP

  • @nairduhh
    @nairduhh 6 лет назад +24

    A&W is a fast food restaurant that serve chicken and burger and waffles and ice creams and their famous root beer

    • @larryellis8579
      @larryellis8579 6 лет назад

      AvoiD IT IS,IN FLORIDA ITS ONLY ROOTBEER

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 лет назад +119

    My god google feud too!! All the best series are coming back!

    • @camdengoss6326
      @camdengoss6326 6 лет назад

      HHHHOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

    • @simplyjack7634
      @simplyjack7634 6 лет назад +4

      I see you on literally every fucking video. Ever.

    • @LMS69
      @LMS69 6 лет назад +1

      you're everywhere lol

  • @lukewarmlava2083
    @lukewarmlava2083 5 лет назад +152

    I cheated in my girlfriend with
    "a cactus!"
    "A GHOST!"
    Was that a FRIENDS reference????
    If it was then I love you.

  • @YouBeSoft.
    @YouBeSoft. 6 лет назад +39

    Just an FYI, you are playing the UK edition so it will be results of the UK.

  • @GweiTheLeafChild
    @GweiTheLeafChild 6 лет назад +9

    Liebeck is referring to Stella Liebeck, of the hot coffee case, a punitive damage case that unfortunately, many people thought was a frivolous suit, and never do their goddamn homework about the facts.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill 6 лет назад

      jfc I just looked that up and that's awful. Why is anyone still buying coffee from McDonalds? Then again, I shouldn't be surprised. MCDonalds gets away from "health" more and more as time goes on and people still go there.

  • @foxollo
    @foxollo 6 лет назад +82

    Oof, can you do another Craig's list videos? I laugh SO HARD-- I've watched both a few times 😂

  • @sigma_is_op7970
    @sigma_is_op7970 5 лет назад +132

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with my sister"
    ALABAMA 100

  • @rookerooke1016
    @rookerooke1016 6 лет назад +189

    Jack - "I cheated on my girlfriend with....a cactus". Me - "I honestly wouldn't be surprised" jk love ya

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 6 лет назад

      Cactus Jack's.
      If you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @d0gbreath
      @d0gbreath 6 лет назад

      Molly Rooke lol sounds like Dan and Phil

  • @julia_biss
    @julia_biss 6 лет назад +9

    “My feet smell like feet” ~ Jacksepticeye 2018

  • @thebiggestnerdynerd6250
    @thebiggestnerdynerd6250 6 лет назад +150

    By far the funniest episode of this series!!!😂😂

    • @rpgreacts2467
      @rpgreacts2467 6 лет назад +1

      simina cadar sub to me please

    • @libertiebarnett1489
      @libertiebarnett1489 6 лет назад +1

      simina cadar I agree

    • @yuri4506
      @yuri4506 6 лет назад

      RPG GAMER90 make content to earn your subs

    • @yuri4506
      @yuri4506 6 лет назад

      Killian Smith i know, i meant make content often, and spread word about their channel to friends and ask if they could also have the friends spread word to their friends.
      I was very vague, so Im sorry about that

  • @aafloofy
    @aafloofy 5 лет назад +4

    I’m from Denver and when you said the Denver Broncos I had to pause the video and process my life for a moment cause I’m so high 😂😂🤣 @7:41

    • @never7543
      @never7543 5 лет назад +2

      Well your not Coloradan if your not high. COLORADO FAM

    • @aafloofy
      @aafloofy 5 лет назад

      blank nothing that’s right!

  • @lillo4011
    @lillo4011 6 лет назад +13

    The question is "How stupid can the internet be?"
    The answer is yes

  • @carterjaquette5246
    @carterjaquette5246 6 лет назад +83

    My feet smell like beeeeeef

    • @anitajones5038
      @anitajones5038 6 лет назад +6

      Carter Jaquette yesssss that's exactly what i was thinking

    • @AemesIsMe
      @AemesIsMe 6 лет назад +2

      I'm kinda disappointed that he didn't take the opportunity 😂

    • @vampbat
      @vampbat 6 лет назад +2

      Glad I wasn't the only one!

  • @theimpossiblethespian6974
    @theimpossiblethespian6974 6 лет назад +106

    Jack: You know why there’s no McDonalds vs Wendy’s? Because Wendy’s wins!
    Me: *AAAAMEN!!!*

  • @madcam7759
    @madcam7759 5 лет назад +36

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with my sister. OH NO!!!"
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @rainbowcat930
    @rainbowcat930 5 лет назад +536

    "I cheated on my sister with
    My answer: Donald Trump

    • @ryanallen5396
      @ryanallen5396 5 лет назад +27

      'Cheated on my sister'

    • @hagridthetable
      @hagridthetable 5 лет назад +21

      oh that's funny
      *W A I T*

    • @emi-sg4ff
      @emi-sg4ff 5 лет назад +9

      Cheated on my *sister*

    • @mendomaniac6733
      @mendomaniac6733 5 лет назад +1

      Nah that guys into his daughter

    • @alexcogan8752
      @alexcogan8752 5 лет назад +2

      Hope you have a nice marrige but it was a very short one because you fell off the boarder on a cactase then the mexicans beat you up😁😁😁

  • @jaxideus6941
    @jaxideus6941 6 лет назад +39

    Wait if google feud has no music or sound why does he wear headphones?

  • @silviafox78
    @silviafox78 6 лет назад +55

    well that went from 0 to political real quick!

    • @Cenomercy
      @Cenomercy 6 лет назад

      Silvia Fox lol

    • @Liv-hk7zi
      @Liv-hk7zi 6 лет назад

      I'm proud of everyone for not freaking about that and taking the fun from the video

    • @silviafox78
      @silviafox78 6 лет назад

      rad wagon... we are not your kids why should you be proud?

    • @Liv-hk7zi
      @Liv-hk7zi 6 лет назад +1

      Silvia Fox lol you can't be proud of anyone but your kids? wtf

    • @silviafox78
      @silviafox78 6 лет назад

      That was 1 example of something you can be proud of due to teaching your own kids how to react to different situations.

  • @beadopyt7359
    @beadopyt7359 5 лет назад +5

    7:50 *ALABAMA INTENSIFIES *

  • @cuntybunty
    @cuntybunty 6 лет назад +26

    I swear jack makes me high every time he opens his mouth

  • @kratosmcbeardington3917
    @kratosmcbeardington3917 6 лет назад +39

    *Boy,* would you rather play Google Feud or Would you Rather?

    • @vijaysinghgrewal9627
      @vijaysinghgrewal9627 6 лет назад

      Neither

    • @strangeclues2360
      @strangeclues2360 6 лет назад +1

      not my *boy*

    • @somethingaboutcats6232
      @somethingaboutcats6232 6 лет назад

      BOI

    • @taylorbliss1459
      @taylorbliss1459 6 лет назад

      Kratos McBeardington 😂😂McBeardington

    • @JaleelBeig
      @JaleelBeig 6 лет назад +1

      This is bait. By picking one of the options you inadvertently agree to play "would you rather". Which means you cannot play "Google feud" at all when given a choice. Not falling for that

  • @MynameisJoey
    @MynameisJoey 6 лет назад +86

    People want to know these answers so badly, that 'answers', is sometimes in the top.

    • @rpgreacts2467
      @rpgreacts2467 6 лет назад +1

      My name is Joey sub to me please

    • @lovemachine64
      @lovemachine64 6 лет назад +12

      RPG GAMER90 Instead of begging for subscribers, how about you try and earn some

    • @staidnine9258
      @staidnine9258 6 лет назад +3

      RPG GAMER90 my name is Matt and no one gives a fuck

    • @ParanoeX
      @ParanoeX 6 лет назад

      people in the internet really are stupid >_> these are the top google search results.. type the beginning into the search bar and see the suggestions..

  • @Tangerine2600
    @Tangerine2600 3 года назад +2

    I love how when he looks at the title answers he never addresses that it said ‘noose’

  • @micapowder1221
    @micapowder1221 6 лет назад +39

    Earlier today I was looking up “is Claire’s safe to wear in cartilage” and part way through I had to laugh at google, because one of the top auto fills legitimately said “is Claire’s safe to eat”
    Is Claire’s safe to EAT
    How many people look that up?!?!?!?!?!

  • @charityknehans4632
    @charityknehans4632 6 лет назад +30

    where do i buy a ... BOOOOOAAAAAT

  • @jamesparkinson3243
    @jamesparkinson3243 5 лет назад +110

    I cheated on my girlfriend with my OTHER sister

  • @yeehaw7439
    @yeehaw7439 5 лет назад +20

    jack: i cheated on my girlfriend with my sister
    me: *haswarflashbacks*