"I don't know what I did to piss him off!" Well, the inkling stock flag video, the Fox on stamina video, the double ness video, the double Belmont video... Do I need to go on?
I love when you introduce us to something on Alpharad plus and then start to use it in "standard Alpharad video" (if such a thing exist), it makes me feel special, because I know where it does come from !
5:01 *Note:* When trying to spike with Incineroar’s up-b, remember to hold the opposite direction so you are guaranteed to spike your opponent. Incineroar changes his angle slightly whenever you hold forward or backward.
Me imitating Sakurai: Hello it's me Sakurai and today i am telling you about a new smash update. Incineroar got a redesigned move. For his neutral special, he wields a *GUN*
kevin yeet Before Incineroar was revealed, I was thinking his Up B would be Flare Blitz but it could be redirected like Fox and Falco’s. I still think it’d be better
Everybody talking about how it sucks how he was nerfed since Brawl but I think they forgot how totally busted he was in Melee. I think Smash 4 found a perfect balance of the character.
I know this comment was made nine months ago but I want to point out how there are so many throw animations in this game that look like they should be an instant KO Kirby up throw, Bowser down throw, K Rool and Incineroar up throw, and plenty more
I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex
Alpha really asked God himself to like comment and subscribe. What's your excuse
I did it 5 years ago, do I need to renew it?
seems like the prescription lasted for a BC
Hi
Ok
My excuse? I sold my soul to the devil. I have no will to subscribe to a smash channel.
“I don’t know what I did to deserve this” flashes back to every Ness doubles match he’s played.
This deserves an upvote from everyone who sees it
This isnt reddit
I was thinking the same exact thing!
but his cause was just.
And every Simon doubles match.
7:17 "I'm a good person..."
*has a recorded history of abusing innocent Turvs for views*
555hiddenlotus 😂
I miss turv
Yuujin ! Me too man. Me too. What happened to him?
I think Travis just got bored
He didn’t get bored, he...
Well, I’d rather not say.
My parents: Jesus died to save us from sin
Alpharad: Jesus died to let me play against WiFi Little Mac
Go back to Animal Crossing: New Leaf on your Nintendo DS
Yeah thats what they meant
I think Alpha knows what he said and he might be right anyways I'm still not Christian so I'd believe him.
@@Nat_the_ChickenNo you.
"Incineroar is just Ness with muscles." -Alpha 2019
They both have a dumb side b, a gimmick down b and a gimpable recovery
Incin vs Ness is a even matchup
@Creepo_J Incin has type advantage
Fire Dark vs Normal Psychic
@@thatgirlinamask8699
Yep, if he was a fighting type, he wouldn't have a chance against Mewtwo or Ness :::::))))
@@thatgirlinamask8699 I cant tell if this is a joke or not
"I don't know what I did to piss him off!"
Well, the inkling stock flag video, the Fox on stamina video, the double ness video, the double Belmont video... Do I need to go on?
Yes, but I'm sure he gets the point.
The ness video, more like the thousands of ness videos that he uploaded on Alpharad Plus
Can't forget, Run off Misfire
@@omega5039 I was thinking specifically of the one where they trapped an online player between two psi magnets, but yeah
You forgot the repeated dunking on Little Mac
“He can’t kill me!”
-Alpharad, being killed
"He can't kill m- okay..."
I've been an Incineroar main since brawl, and they need to give him arsene back, like in melee
yas plz
I would like but it is on 69
Waje Watermeloned How much of a clown do you have to be to not want his go sauce from 64
@UwU Boi How much of an idiot do you have to be to not want his random Crits and MP Points from Sm4sh
Why is this sentence a thing? Here ill play along.
Ikr but in smash 64 he had thwack.
he really has one of those voices where you can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not
I like to think he's sarcastic with most of what he says unless the shit is serious
Yes
He’s only got one facial expression so yeah
Alpha: “god can you not give me a projectile character”
God: *gives him two yoshis and a sonic*
Sub to me plz :D
God: *If you say so*
Ah yes sonic the best projectile character
And then ANOTHER Yoshi.
Lil Heinz94 dude calm. down. it’s RUclips and if you get this angry over someone writing comments you might want to... I dunno.... live more?
"What did I do to deserve this?"
Yoshis: OUR CAUSE IS JUST
lol ima yosh main
As a Kirby main you're the bane of my existence
Alpharad: "How do I unsubscribe a subscriber?"
Our cause is just.
YOSHI GANG 🦖
And on this episode of Elite Smash: Incineroar converts to Christianity
Someone tell terminal montage, so he can go pray with Kirbo and Luigi
The next battle royal he makes is gonna be all of the christian characters
I want to like but it's at 69
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
@@zander6259 it's time for a famiCRUSADE
I appreciate how he named himself Mars after his incineroar in sun and moon
Named after sailor mars for those of you who dont know
*_NAMED AFTER MARS, THE GOD OF WAR_*
Not cats on mars? Shock
“I don’t know what I did to deserve this”
PK fire PK fire PK fire PK fire PKFIRE PKFIRE PK FIRE
Palutena NAir Palutena NAir Palutena NAir Palutena NAir Palutena NAir
@@nonomen6665 IIRC he said he only ever does two of those, so that's pretty much the one thing he didn't do.
@@MercuryA2000 No, he said he only does 2 of those when fighting *friends.*
@@nonomen6665 and yoshi is not a friend
O U R C A U S E I S J U S T
What if
You wanted to go to heaven
But God said
The Elite Smash battle has been cancelled
what if
you wanted to get into elite smash
but sakurai paired you with
*YOSHI*
what if you
wanted to have fun playing your favorite video game
but god said
b
Ok Boomer
@@chimerical8746 What's wrong with Yoshi, huh?
Soroush Thakkar zoomin n coomin looka me go NYOOOOOOM 🥴
I love when you introduce us to something on Alpharad plus and then start to use it in "standard Alpharad video" (if such a thing exist), it makes me feel special, because I know where it does come from !
Herbert The Duck that’s showbiz baby!
Ah I see you are cultured fellow plussy
That’s showbiz, baby
"Incineroar Needs about 5% more damage on his darkest lariat and maybe a much better recovery" - Some person with a nasally voice
1% added to darkest lariat
pog
it's bad when it is staled but still very good for everything
"If only Incineroar's shield couldn't break..."
I'm more concerned how you let Sonic of all characters break your shield in the first place
I’m more concerned that you may be a sonic main.
@@milesgeiger9028 lol
His shielding was way too slow I guess. Joke.
Says the one with the sonic pfp
@@TahaTouil wouldn't that means he likely knows firsthand tho?
" So lets do one last match on elite smash" On god i was expecting a Ness to pop up while alpha just cries
player 4 ness strikes again
Fun Fact: God didn't answer Alpha's prayers for giving him a character with 0 projectiles because Sonic does in fact have one. S P R I N G .
Sonic players think they're the hypest shit when they get gimps with spring
sonic himself is also a projectile
Reese Whittington I mean he does move as fast as one XD
I think you mean *faster* than one
@@Exorcist_ali248 I don't
I'm laughing because I know I'm a cheap little shit with quills
6:55 Ah I get it now.
Alpha: "Could you please give me a character with zero projectiles?"
God: *Makes him fight against an actual projectile*
God: No fuck you Alpha, you insulted smash bros with Double Ness.
Sonic doesn’t have any projectiles I don’t get it
RiddimBoi well he had up b but that doesn’t really do much unless he’s off stage
Yeah
I like how we all agree that sonic is just a projectile
God incineroar is so bad his Nair should do 3.2 more damage 😤
And don't get me started on his recovery
His recovery should be endless yoshi/sonic final smash from smash 4
“Ness with muscles”
Ness would like to have a word with you
Ness oh god he’s arrived lol
okay
Please don't say the accursed words. Everyone had enough PTSD for today.
Are you really Sans?!
I main you sometimes ness
"Jesus died so I can play against Little Mac on quick play"
-Alpharad 2019
5:01 *Note:* When trying to spike with Incineroar’s up-b, remember to hold the opposite direction so you are guaranteed to spike your opponent. Incineroar changes his angle slightly whenever you hold forward or backward.
November 30th: You got lucky
December 1st: _It's a Christmas miracle!_
Nairo? Is that you?
"God..it's me Alpharad... Be sure to like, comment and subscribe"
Yep... I think I'm going to use this every time in church from now on
Me imitating Sakurai: Hello it's me Sakurai and today i am telling you about a new smash update. Incineroar got a redesigned move. For his neutral special, he wields a *GUN*
LMFAO
Yoshi gonna use his tax evasion button to escape this *G U N*
So they replace him with Intellion(?)
"What did I do to deserve this?"
Doubles Ness
Sub to me plz :D
dodo5037 Also lmao you need to get Sword and Shield. Sun and moon is old
but their cause is just
@@PiggyGamingTH DONT SPEAKETH SUCH HERESY! THEIR HELLFIRE SHALL CONSUME THEE, MORTAL
Our cause is just.
Alpha: “I don’t know what I did to deserve this?”
Also Alpha: “Our cause is just.”
Belmonts Online
Doubles Ness
Inkling online
Zelda final smash
Alpha: *starts winning after losing a lot*
Alpha: we can make a religion out of this
no don't
China
r/unexpectedbillwurtz
"Hes really just Ness with Muscles"
Uhhhhhhhhhhh I dont wanna imagine a JoJo version of ness
Flying man stand
How about a JoJo incinaroar
A Jojo version of Ness that's a bit of a pyromaniac...and the ability to heal himself (with PSI Magnet, which would double as an actual magnet)
OK, WHO DREW HIM
Joestar feels like it could actually be ness' last name
This video opened my eyes about religion
Future incineroar: For his neutral special, he wields a GuN
He weilds a *beyblade*
Wait no he IS the Beyblade
Makes no sense but yes
for CRASH BANDICOOTS neutral special he welds a GLOCK 14
One gun in each hand, and he fires them while doing the lariat.
“You know it would be really nice if they didn’t throw another projectile user at me”
*Oh... Alpharad you sweet, innocent fool...*
Mad-Dawg was pulling the strings to make Alpha's life hard
Idk if 'innocent' is the right choice of words here.
“Their moves need to be better and do more damage”
..... oh what they did to puff
"there is no justice in this world"
And that's why there is snake and ness
And wifi Spamus
And Yoshi
And the Belmonts
And young Lonk
And Ult Lucina
"That shouldn't have worked"
Alpharad's entire smash career in a nutshell.
Anthony Humphrey literally the joke he made
@@corbinbarron8772 Thanks captain obvious. Any other brilliant statements to share?
Anthony Humphrey Wow, unoriginal and pissy
You just turn off your brain, press the buttons, and hope it will work.
@@corbinbarron8772 No u
Alpharad: “That’s show biz baby!”
Plussies: *happiness noises*
It's like he fought against Yoshi's entire final smash.
"That's showbiz baby"
He did it. He said the thing!!!
God bless america
"Jesus died so i could eventually play against a little mac on wifi"
I wanna use this as my senior quote
You wont
I mean, technically the truth.
I wish this was my senior quote
Haha funnyyy
Mine is gonna be forward aerial
“That’s show biz baby” I get that reference yea h!;
;
Did anyone notice how on a normal stage that Roy would’ve died at 9 PERCENT
Alpha: What did I do to deserve this?
God: *flashback to ‘ejaculation salt’* ... a lot
google translate is actually fucked up
"Let's give Incineroar a Gun that only works on Yoshi"
Im in
I second this notion
Lets give everyone a gun that just kills rob and yoshi. Or better yet just remove them from the game
@@bluestormpony Let's also remove Hero while we're at it.
As a recent sonic main i would agree, but then you might delete me too
@@cheeseham9503 Dont talk to a Hero Main like that :|
But you couldn't know that. You are surely going to apologize now are you :o
wow Incineroar's up special is so bad and complaint worthy
*_Cries in Little Mac_*
Its like Ridley's it is meant as a weapon first and recovery second.
He should have a machine gun and a knife for papa only Yoshi
kevin yeet
Before Incineroar was revealed, I was thinking his Up B would be Flare Blitz but it could be redirected like Fox and Falco’s. I still think it’d be better
At least it has armor
Everybody talking about how it sucks how he was nerfed since Brawl but I think they forgot how totally busted he was in Melee. I think Smash 4 found a perfect balance of the character.
Wha?
Alpha finally experiences quickplay like I do every single day.
I really have pissed off a smash god at some point
We all have tho
Alpha: "I don't know what I did to deserve this!"
God: *This is for the Master Balls.*
When you said "just one more match" at the end, I was expecting a Yoshi ngl
They should patch every other character out the game
Super Smash Incineroars Ultimate
"Incineroar is just Ness with muscles"
Alpharad 2019.
Nathaniel Chiles pk fire
No back throw
Buff incineroar by removing every other character. Easy
Alpharad: "What have I done to deserve this??"
Come on Alpha.
You know why.
I agree.
F O W A R D A R E I A L
*Simon & Richter doubles*
No ness is abuse
"Salty Incineroar"
Hehehe, get it? He's called Ejaculation salt.
CDS fighter 69 🐱👍
Why?
Because why not
All furries rise up XD
Didn't you watch his gg translate video
"I don't know what I did to deserve this"
Run-off misfire has entered the chat
I am so glad that everyone plays Incineroar just like moi.
When I do up throw my opponent shouldn’t be able to move anymore because I break their spine
I know this comment was made nine months ago but I want to point out how there are so many throw animations in this game that look like they should be an instant KO
Kirby up throw, Bowser down throw, K Rool and Incineroar up throw, and plenty more
That thumbnail is like: "FOOL! YOU FELL FOR IT!"
Shut up, you piece of human garbage
@@papapapa2856 What did I do?
@Roger Martí Gonzalvo :D
@The Phantom Shovel yay
@@Wobbmin THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
I’m the terry that got unlucky playing alpharad. Gg man
U must feel honored it at the smash gods have putting you in front of someone just so you can lose but let them win
His last battle is a Yoshi.
Alpha- *gets Incineroar’s gun*
*gunshot*
I really was expecting the last match up to be a yoshi lol
Alpharad: "Do I really need to fight a sea of Yoshi's?! "
Me: "don't u mean, ' the Yosea?'"
Here. Have a like.
Thank you for the dad joke
the Yocean
The Egglantic Yocean
I’m ashamed to admit that made me giggle.
Have a like.
I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex
Anyone else hear Incin mumble “damn” everytime he misses side b
He also says "beatsaber" whenever he does his f-smash
No
Yep
Whiffing down and up smash make incineroar do a quick pout animation
3:31 is a good example if you dont hear it
Alternate title: *Furry unleashes the fury*
Furry Unleashes a Firey Fury*
Ooga booga
Fursona
Rawrrr
Ejaculation Salt
I mained Incineroar the day I saw my stats on him.
I haven't let go.
Damn if only incineroar F-smash would have come out 7 frames earlier, than maybe he could have been a mid tier
"Just trying to play the funny cat online."
Now that's comedy, funny everything.
"come on im a good person"
*F O R W A R D A R I E A L* says otherwise.
Forward aerial says otherwise to that
@Hun Lim You spelled Wrong wrong idiot
“That’s showbiz baby”.
You’re really trying to bring it back, huh
Tribute obviously your not up to date on Alpharad plus
only plussies get it
@@jacewhite9096 oh i am, i just didnt think he would take such a task to his main channel.
@@RobertBarronYT go big or go home
You’re absolutely my favourite creator, you got me into Smash. Thank you man, thanks a ton
"Incineroar n-air should do 2.6 more damage"
Let me guess it does 4.3 right now.
*6.9*
Nice
Nice
Your profile pic fits with your comment perfectly
Ni.ce
"All of you are incineroar main"
Bold of you to assume I wasn't
Alpharad rejects then converts to Christianity, 2019
Colorized.
Christianity? Alpha is a member of Incineroar of the Plussie-Day Saints Church
No one:
Alpharad: The funny *whatever the species of what he is playing is*
Bara feline should be appropriate
8:57 is one of the best clips I've seen you do in this game.
Alpharad: I’m an Incineroar main now.
The Links and a herd of Yoshi: We ‘bout to end this man’s who career!
Friendly reminder that this translated name is *E J A C U L A T I O N S A L T*
Oof alpha
is Anakin Skywalker for your knowledge.
See alpharad, your first mistake was trying to have fun, this is smash online, fun doesn’t exist
“Man Incineroar sucks”
Best Complaint of 2019
Alpharad: *exists*
Yoshi: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
1:05 We just not gonna talk about the amount of damage this did
It should do 4.7 more damage smh my head
@@Cyberw4y Shake my head, my head???
@@TheHaloring7 smhing mh my head
@@TheHaloring7 are you that out of the loop?
@@TheHaloring7 shaking my smh
6:25 I felt that pain before
when alpha says he’d say “that’s show biz baby” and he actually does it 😳
Hi-jinks part 7, or “Alpha learns what online is like for everyone else”
He's bringing "that's showbiz baby" back, it should be the battlecry of every incineroar main
Yes
I actually used to main Incineroar, and one of my biggest gripes with him was always that his nair didn't do 2.6 more damage than it does
As I’m already an Incineroar main, I approve.
Same here 👍
Ah a fellow person of culture
Ur all fakes
@@lenny6290 First, ouch. Second, I've been playing Incineroar since day one bro. I'm a heavy main, and Incineroar is my favorite
Same
"What did I do to deserve this"
God:Remember jaird
Marcus Jones OH NO “ARE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR SINGLE JOY-CON? JARID?
Poor jaird
5:18
Honestly one of the best osts from sword and shield if you ask me
I love how he keeps getting Yoshi's, I genuinely feel bad for him.
The first time i felt bad when he complaied about my main. I mean i get it the first time but come on
_"Could you please give me a character with 0 projectiles?"_
Sonic: *_"It's fast real estate"_*
Zeg sonic: I have one projectile
HIS UP B IS PROJECTIL
Not true; thanks to homing attack, he IS the projectile
That was a freaking highlight
4:10 - Ganondorf: You could not stay in Elite Smash. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
Incineroar is so salty, he won't ever be able to *_recover_* from it
This would work if his recovery was bad
U didnt have to do that...
Ha
One year later and Incin still hasn't gotten really any buffs.
Incin is low tier and it hurts
Yes I’ve been an incin main since this game came out. Show everyone how good he can be 😊👍🏼
Me too mate
@@toucanjack4173 same!
"This has been your sermon for the year served by pastor incineroar"
This feels like an episode of “Drunk Alpharad”
Haha reminds me of my dad
"what if they gave Incineroar a gun?"
So like Jok-
"And he can only use it on himself"
*BABY BABY BABY BABY*
YEAAAAAAAAAAH