Every single Umgadi interaction in my Mortal Kombat 1 Custom AI Intros and Mortal Kombat 1 AI Game Night Gone Wrong videos so far. Voices made with Elevenlabs
Imagine Tanya saying "Hollywood" wrong on purpose in some episodes. And then Johnny Cage then starts saying "Umgadi" wrong on purpose again? I would want to see that.
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Please keep these going in the next season, but a twist could be that Tanya starts mispronouncing "Hollywood" to get back at Johnny. I know you did that once in your earlier videos, but I thought it'd be a good idea to keep the gag going 😂
Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~ Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE. *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of- Sindel: I already know~ Tremor: um… can I go now? Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! *Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Reptile: so… um… sorry about ruining your dress by… “shooting goo” on it… Ashrah: … DO IT AGAIN~ *CLASH* Sareena: Ashrah, you kinky bitch!~ Ashrah: what?~ wanna join?~ Frost: hey mind if I do too?! I might get recognized that way! Reptile: HOLY FUCK-SHIT… *reptile performs the aerial quitality* Ashrah: aww~ he couldn’t handle me~
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order! Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show! *CLASH* Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented- Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro. Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”? Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
If any joke is to stick around from Season 1, I would love to see this one stick around. Maybe not in every video of Season 2 but just an occasional pop in.
Tanya: No, we are NOT geometry experts Cage: Then why is your clan named Fibonacci? Clash Goro: *trying to hold his giggles* Tanya: Say goodbye to your arms, Goro! Sub-Zero: Seriously, aren't you tired of these jokes? Cage: Nope, I wanna see her SPIRALING into insanity
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie! Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!* *CLASH* Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working. Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not! Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in. Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Havik: gaze into the face of chaos! Kenshi: IM BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER! *CLASH* Stryker: what a terrible day to have eyes! Kenshi: blindness has its benefits… Kano: I thought Mileena was ugly! But you, mate?! Havik: SILENCE!
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!* *CLASH* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-* Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!*
Havik (wearing his “chaotic evil” gear): like what I did to your pet, rain?! Rain: YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE FOR HURTING “BUBBLES”! *CLASH* Kano: not gonna lie, ya look pretty spiffy! Havik: thank you, Kano! Sonya: aww! You named him “Bubbles”!- Rain: PREPARE TO DIE, HAVIK! *rain performs his “the Red Sea” fatality on havik* Rain: rest in peace, bubbles… Sonya: I still think it’s cute- Rain: SHUT UP!
Sindel: according to a website called “the 34th rule”, I must “punish” you for sleeping with my daughter…~ Raiden: oh god, I may know where this is going… *CLASH* Kung Lao: DAAAMN! Raiden’s gonna get dommed by a queenly milf! Raiden: Kung Lao, stop talking! Sindel: what is a “milf”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Omni-Man: i will BURN this realm DOWN before i spend another MINUTE listening to your horrible performance! Nitara: what’s wrong with my voice, nolan?… *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “performance”? Nitara: i dunno. Tremor: she can’t even deliver an “I’ll explain later” joke! Omni-Man: maybe THIS TIME you’ll learn… *omni-man performs his “trained killer” fatality on nitara* Omni-Man: even in death, you can’t act…
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?! Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms! *CLASH* Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy- Sindel: WAIT WHAT?! Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea… Cyrax: agreed.
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth? Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE. *CLASH* Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!* Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip? Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot! Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?! Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~ *CLASH* Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told- Baraka: SILENCE, GORO! Sektor: the “serum” is now complete. Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~ *shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka* Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas…
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star! Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off! *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”? Reptile: I’ll explain later! Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there! Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Reiko: make this a real challenge! Fight me without sento! Kenshi: you do realize I can’t see without it, right?! *CLASH* Stryker: did you do something to his eyes? Reiko: don’t ask me, ask Mileena! Sonya blade: I thought Shang Tsung took his eyes? Kenshi: that was before kronika fucked up the spacetime continuum!
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?! Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe… *CLASH* Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything! Geras #2: yes, my liege… Shujinko #1: what are they talking about- Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT! *geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2* Shujinko #1: what was that about? Geras #1: I’ll explain later.
Tanya: why did you record all of this cage? Johnny: just for memories Goro: and the funnies Johnny: this guy gets it Sub-Zero (Liang): i honestly fail that you take ANYTHING seriously Tanya: by the elder gods... (Bonus after that one episode) Raiden: i told you NOT to tweet that about lord liu kang's neck being snapped Kung lao: so? That so called "god of fire" needs to know my pain Sektor: acording to the last event liu kang blew up the timeline just to make a new one Kung lao: keep doing it thats not gonna stop me from tweeting it Motaro: i wouldnt if i were you Raiden: oh shit here he comes... *Liu kang grabbed Kung lao and summoned a black hole again* Liu kang: never again kung lao (Bonus) Geras: i told you not to encourage kung lao about your previous timeline Shang tsung: the one where i snapped liu kang's neck....he had it coming Kano: but coming back as a zombie who knows kung fu was really funny Shang tsung: at least he didnt eat my brain Frost: is THAT the whole reason he- Geras: yes frost thats why
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?! Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah! *CLASH* Tremor: I don’t think she likes that- Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR! Cyrax: order 69? Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66! Cyrax: yes, empress. *Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
Scorpion #1: hello, scorpion! I am scorpion! Scorpion #2: no you are not! I am scorpion! *CLASH* Scorpion #1 (kameo): he’s right, scorpion! He is scorpion! Scorpion #1: thank you, scorpion! Scorpion #2 (kameo): hello, scorpion! I am scorpion! Scorpion #2: he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, I’M SCORPION! Are there any other scorpions I need to know about?! *scorpion #1 performed his “gang war” fatality on scorpion #2*
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in… Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~ *CLASH* Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been! Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground! Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh! Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
Liu Kang: you will not free onaga, reiko! Reiko: HAHAHA! Like you can stop me, fire god! *CLASH* Motaro: shall we ride off now, reiko? Reiko: soon that pathetic beast of a dragon will be mine! Shujinko: WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?! Liu Kang: Shujinko, why are you getting upset- *Shujinko uses his “five point strike” fatality on reiko* Shujinko: I may not know much but I know how to protect my man… Liu Kang: by the elder gods, maybe there’s a reason we don’t teach him things…
Liu kang: why is it you wish to fight me? Sindel: because you locked my husband in the kombat pack with homelander and Omni-man! *CLASH* Kano: we already got too many ninjas in this game, luv- Sindel: SILENCE, KANO! Stryker: eh, he’s better off than us! Liu Kang: some cuts had to be made, alright?
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~ Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe! *CLASH* Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe. Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders! Motaro: you’re actually using them? Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento! Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit! *CLASH* Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right? Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it! Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right? Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!* Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han! *CLASH* Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate! Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!* Kenshi: um… Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it! *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”* Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO… Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Omni-Man: why did you invite me here, Tanya? Tanya: so you can join my JCMA meetings, the Johnny Cage Mispronunciations Anonymous… *CLASH* Tanya: together, we can get the help we need. Goro: plus we have cookies! Tanya: and we have cookies… Tremor: doesn’t your wife go to meetings like these? Omni-Man: eh, I guess this could be worth a shot…
Li Mei: what was the real reason you kicked me out of the origami, Tanya? Tanya: BECAUSE YOU TAKE TOO MUCH JOKE INSPIRATION FROM JOHNNY CAGE! *CLASH* Goro: yes! Another person mispronouncing the- Tanya: goro, I’m about to take you down as well! Sonya Blade: are you trying to be like my husband?! Li Mei: you both aren’t together in this timeline!
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab? Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab! *CLASH* Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one- Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH! Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?* Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler? Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time! *CLASH* Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face! Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome! Baraka: then let’s begin! Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T- *johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka* Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP!
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu? Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man. *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!* Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man. Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda- Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei! Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~ *CLASH* Motaro: that was not funny, li mei. Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry! Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND! Sektor: with pleasure. Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank- *Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei* Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go… Mileena: what? Sektor: nothing!
Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past? Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?! *CLASH* Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick- Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE! Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness- Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you!
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?! Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water! *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of- Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR! Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed. Rain: oh shit- *sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain* Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!
Reptile: your disguise doesn’t fool me, Havik! Smoke: huh?! What do you mean?! *CLASH* Darrius: damn, Havik! He might got you- Smoke: shut up, Darrius! He doesn’t know! Kung Lao: you sure this is the guy? Reptile: allow me to prove it! *reptile performs his “damn tasty!” brutality on smoke, where the glitch occurs where smoke’s arm reappears after it gets bitten off* Reptile: ha! Told ya!
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?… Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking… *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too* Scorpion: what is going on?! Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice- Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
General Shao: why the hell did you change it so I use an axe instead of a hammer?! Geras: because hammers are more of my thing now, Shao… *CLASH* Goro: you know, if I had four hammers then I- General Shao: GIVE ME A HAMMER, TIME GOD!!! Shujinko: what is a- Geras: alright, fine! You want a hammer so much?! HERE YOU FUCKING GO! *geras performed his “from another time” brutality on general shao* Geras: I hope you’re fucking happy!
I wonder how a Good Shang Tsung dialog match would go? Li Mei: You must be an idiot to think that you can just waltz into town. Good Shang Tsung:(Berating himself) Should have listen to Geras and waited for his Master. Sindel: If you think you could walk away with no consequences, you are sorely mistaken. Good Shang Tsung: Well, making the Tarkatan's more peaceful was always going to make your army weak. Good Shang Tsung: I must say, that's an interesting hair style. How long did it take to keep it like that? Tanya: If you think pleasantries will save your dammed hide, you have another thing coming. Ashura: This can't be right, how are there little evil in you?! Good Shang Tsung: If you can tell, does that mean we can talk? *CLASH Against Good Shang Tsung* Good Shang Tsung: Okay then, never mind!
Ashrah: you know, Havik, if you join us on our side, we can have lots more dance parties with you! Havik: that… that sounds lovely! *CLASH* Scorpion: damn, did that actually work? Ashrah: you see? Friendship is magic! Motaro: could this be the start of a brand new storyline in the mortal kombat universe? Havik: hmm… nah! *Havik performs his “RAD-ius incision” fatality on Ashrah*
*THE JOKER AND THE VIOLATOR* The Joker: Did you read the Umgadictionary? Tanya: I hate that silly pun, Clown! *clash* Goro: (laughs) These clowns are making puns about the umgadi! Tanya: And i hate clowns, Goro! The Violator (Clown): Are you ready to get clowning around?! (Transforms into a Monster) The Joker: Yes, buddy! It's Showtime! (The Joker and the Violator laughing in evil) *THE SHREDDER AND ROXIE RICHTER* Shredder: I'll tear off your black face with my claws, Spaghetti! Tanya: For the last time, Shredhead! It's Umgadi! *clash!* Goro: I can rename him Shreddie Krueger! Tanya: Is that so? Roxie Richter: hahaha! He called you Shreddie Krueger! Shredder: Silence, Princess Richter! *THE TERMINATOR AND ALISA BOSCONOVITCH* The Terminator: The Umgadi have no history on my earth. Tanya: We never existed on Earthrealm? *clash!* Khameleon: Who is this machine? Tanya: I don't know, but he looks like a criminal. Alisa Bosconovitch: In my Cybernetic opinion: The Umgadi never exists on the planet Earth. The Terminator: Shut up, Alisa! *HOMELANDER AND MAVADO* Homelander: I'm gonna kick out of your Umcommie ass! Tanya: It's Umgadi, Super-zero! 😡 *CLASH!* Goro: The Homelander Called you an Um-Commie, Tanya! Tanya: I'm not a commie! 😡 Mavado: You spew politics at the outworlders! Homelander: Come on, Mavado. That's what i said! Shujinko: What is a Commie? Homelander: I'll explain later, you old dickhead!
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Mileena: Umgadi? More like UmGODY-ODY-ODY-ODY-ODY-ODY-ODY Tanya: (sigh) I never should have let you listen to that 'Megan Thee Stallion' woman! (She says this while Mileena is still ODY-ing) *CLASH* (Mileena lets out Megan's 'ahh!' sound) Motaro (kameo): Stallion? I'd like to meet her... Tanya: She's not an ACTUAL horse. Sub-Zero (kameo): Did Johnny introduce you to that musician? Mileena: Yes, and now I want to see Tanya twerk like her! (Tanya, background: Oh, hell no!)
Kung Lao: so… what’s this about me having a cousin named kung jin? Geras: cousin? I thought in MK11, you said he was your nephew? *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a kung jin? Geras: I’ll explain later. Kung Lao (kameo): don’t talk about my little brother like that! Kung Lao: little brother?…
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?! Kitana: um… no reason? *CLASH* Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack. Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA! Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?! Kitana: not now, scorpion!
Havik: you son of a bitch! You burnt my face! Scorpion: I’m surprised you even felt pain then since you can literally tear your limbs off at will! *CLASH* Darrius: can’t ya, ya know, regenerate it? Havik: IM HAVING AN ARGUMENT HERE! DONT BUTT IT! Jax Briggs: damn, you made him one ugly motherfucker. Scorpion: thank you, I’m proud of my work!
Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common! Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?! *CLASH* Kung Lao: it’s so annoying- Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex! Raiden: madam Bo always said- Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”? Raiden: I’ll explain later.
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster! Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier… *CLASH* Sektor: a rather stark name for- Sub-Zero: silence, iron man! Tremor: can I get a name as well?! Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Havik: I’m a better singer than YOU, empress! Sindel: you sing Mozart ONCE and suddenly you think you’re gold?! *CLASH* Darrius: his version of “somewhere beyond the sea” is fucking phenomenal! Havik: agreed! Shujinko: what is a “Mozart”- Sindel: ALRIGHT FINE! YOU WANT MUSIC?! ILL GIVE YOU MUSIC! *Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on havik* Sindel: now that’s music~ Shujinko: well, it was certainly no Mozart. Sindel: I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT KNOW WHO HE WAS!!!
Kenshi: standing here… I realize… General Shao: you are just like me! Trying to make history! *CLASH* Cyrax: but who’s to judge the right from wrong… Kenshi: when our guard is down I think we’ll both agree- General Shao: that violence breeds violence! Sektor: but in the end, it has to be this way…
Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now? Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~ *CLASH* Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man? Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes! Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success! Reiko: shut up and let me do my job! *reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik* Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~ Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~ General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO! *CLASH* Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man! Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking! Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier? General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO! Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way!
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There were a few interactions I missed before, so I reuploaded it.
so silly
What a goofball
We need a interaction were bi han confesses his love to sareena
Do you accept ai comments for your videos
You do realise that Tanya gonna kick your ass for that right
The fact that JCVD Johnny saying it right was enough to break Tanya, just makes it even funnier.
JCVD is more polite than JC
damn, funny running into you again k-boi...
That pfp 💀
@@takis.apk1 i know what you are
I love this running joke, i hope it never ends
Spoiler alert: 3:58
@@TexanSilver NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I doubt that will stop him
@@TexanSilver"Well, that pissed her off."
@@justine2028Oh yeah, it really did. Just look at her clothes.
So, Tanya, are you and Li Mei part of the Teriyaki?
Yes, there're kawasaki
Ninja Mime was played by Johnny Sins?
Part of the Sukiyaki too!
So how can I join the Takoyaki?
I’d like to join the Maserati!
3:50 This will always be the best Umgadi joke 😂
Umga-deez-nuts!
i absolutely love how initially cage was genuinely confused then just ran with it for the gag to piss her off intentionally
😂❤
"LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE B*TCH" that just made my day lol
1:03
Out of the bunch, “that” one was absolutely the BEST! 😂🤣
@@brickbanditstudios6037 Listen here you little bitch, I’m gonna fucking- *gets rekt*
The Umthotties line remains as my favorite line from the Umgadi lore.
Goro calling Tanya an Umthotty killed me 💀
Ferra: How about Lamborghini?
Imagine Tanya saying "Hollywood" wrong on purpose in some episodes. And then Johnny Cage then starts saying "Umgadi" wrong on purpose again? I would want to see that.
She already has, watch the previous video
She did, she called it "Hollow Wood".
İ wonder what movies will we see on Bollywood
What a great idea! I'm pretty sure this hasn't happened in a previous video!
Nollywood better
I bet in an alternate timeline, it's Tanya annoying Johnny by saying anything but "Hollywood"
you'll love the new episode then
@@setsers1 That's what I was referencing. And I meant in a way that instead of it Johnny starting, it was Tanya.
This was the best thing to happen to mk1
My neck feels rather unconfortable, maybe i should ask Shujinko for the answer!
Johnny cage: UmgadisNUTS!
Tanya: And I took that personally
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken?
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem!
Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT!
Tanya: what is a harem?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
I love the idea that Shujinko knows things but they're all inappropriate things.
He doesn't actually know those, that's what makes this one hilarious tbh
@@borderlands10
Kung Lao: Ah sh*t!!!!!!
Sub-zero: you drive like a Ferrari.
Tonya: ITS UMGADI!?
If drunk actions are sober thoughts, then that means she actually finds the wrong names funny
RIP Johnny Cage
Killed by the Imani
Iwami no Bochan
@@NoelJohnCarlo?
@@IkeFanBoy64 Little Baby Iwami
@@NoelJohnCarlo I see. Must be a reference I don't get
Oonatty
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter?
Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline?
*CLASH*
Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet.
Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder?
Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days.
Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
2:29 is easily the best one.
"I'm not taking that from a karate"
"SHUT THE F#CK UP!!!"
2:45
Please keep these going in the next season, but a twist could be that Tanya starts mispronouncing "Hollywood" to get back at Johnny.
I know you did that once in your earlier videos, but I thought it'd be a good idea to keep the gag going 😂
Make it so she says Bollywood and gets frustrated when Jhonny answers normally
How about Johnny Cage mispronounced Viltrumite at Omni-Man or Mispronounced Superhero at Homelander?
I just realized that its always the same pair of Johnny/Kuai and Tanya/Goro in every video, and its hilarious.
since it's a reupload: I can't believe we got to meet the Umgotem!
Its umgadi
3:50 i'm ending this once and for all; it's umgadi
Umga-Deez nuts!
@@palmtheredknight
*complete silence*
*DECAPITATES palmtheredknight*
BRUTALITY
Plot Twist: Goro *LOVES* getting under Tanya's skin.
Sub Zero being the Moral Compass adds SO much to the comedy xD
Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~
Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE.
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of-
Sindel: I already know~
Tremor: um… can I go now?
Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR!
*Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*
Now we need all of the times Shujinko asks for stuff and “I’ll explain later”
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~
Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~
Nitara: oh Kung Lao~
Kitana: what is a “fetish”?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
3:29 this is the best one.
He hasn't said it wrong here, he just confused tf out of Tanya
@@eclipsethefox4397 that's what makes it good.
“I have seen you with Miliena, you ARE and Umthoty!”🤣🤣🤣
I am never going to get over the umshawty 😂
The Halloween one will always be the one time umgadi will make fun of her self
Johnny had it coming.... especially Shao
Reptile: so… um… sorry about ruining your dress by… “shooting goo” on it…
Ashrah: … DO IT AGAIN~
*CLASH*
Sareena: Ashrah, you kinky bitch!~
Ashrah: what?~ wanna join?~
Frost: hey mind if I do too?! I might get recognized that way!
Reptile: HOLY FUCK-SHIT…
*reptile performs the aerial quitality*
Ashrah: aww~ he couldn’t handle me~
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order!
Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show!
*CLASH*
Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented-
Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro.
Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”?
Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
If any joke is to stick around from Season 1, I would love to see this one stick around. Maybe not in every video of Season 2 but just an occasional pop in.
Tanya: No, we are NOT geometry experts
Cage: Then why is your clan named Fibonacci?
Clash
Goro: *trying to hold his giggles*
Tanya: Say goodbye to your arms, Goro!
Sub-Zero: Seriously, aren't you tired of these jokes?
Cage: Nope, I wanna see her SPIRALING into insanity
Make it Happen!
Would have to be sub-zero and Johnny going first after the clash since Tanya spoke first, just thought to let you know lol
Reverse the order of the last 2 and your golden.
"I haven't even finished part 3 yet" 😭😭😭😭
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie!
Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!*
*CLASH*
Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working.
Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not!
Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in.
Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Goro being unironically sharing Johnny Cage's vibes ever since he broke his sunglasses
Havik: gaze into the face of chaos!
Kenshi: IM BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER!
*CLASH*
Stryker: what a terrible day to have eyes!
Kenshi: blindness has its benefits…
Kano: I thought Mileena was ugly! But you, mate?!
Havik: SILENCE!
In future DLC story Tanya becomes a villain because of this 😂
4 whole minutes of this is what i needed in life
I can't wait for the moments of Bi-han denying that Sareena and him are dating
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!*
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-*
Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!*
Havik (wearing his “chaotic evil” gear): like what I did to your pet, rain?!
Rain: YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE FOR HURTING “BUBBLES”!
*CLASH*
Kano: not gonna lie, ya look pretty spiffy!
Havik: thank you, Kano!
Sonya: aww! You named him “Bubbles”!-
Rain: PREPARE TO DIE, HAVIK!
*rain performs his “the Red Sea” fatality on havik*
Rain: rest in peace, bubbles…
Sonya: I still think it’s cute-
Rain: SHUT UP!
Sindel: according to a website called “the 34th rule”, I must “punish” you for sleeping with my daughter…~
Raiden: oh god, I may know where this is going…
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: DAAAMN! Raiden’s gonna get dommed by a queenly milf!
Raiden: Kung Lao, stop talking!
Sindel: what is a “milf”?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Omni-Man: i will BURN this realm DOWN before i spend another MINUTE listening to your horrible performance!
Nitara: what’s wrong with my voice, nolan?…
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a “performance”?
Nitara: i dunno.
Tremor: she can’t even deliver an “I’ll explain later” joke!
Omni-Man: maybe THIS TIME you’ll learn…
*omni-man performs his “trained killer” fatality on nitara*
Omni-Man: even in death, you can’t act…
"What?! I deadass thought that's what their name was!"😂
Now waiting for “All Hollywood Moments” just to see Tanya get back at Johnny while Sub-Zero keeps wondering why he’s still with them
İ want that too
Cage calling her Umshawty is so on-brand it should be canon
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!*
Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke!
Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking!
Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them?
Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Poor Tanya. I hope we can get the "I'll Explain Later" episode.
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?!
Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms!
*CLASH*
Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy-
Sindel: WAIT WHAT?!
Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea…
Cyrax: agreed.
This has to be my second favorite running gag in the series, behind Sub Zero's relationship with Sareena.
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth?
Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE.
*CLASH*
Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!*
Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip?
Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot!
Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?!
Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~
*CLASH*
Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told-
Baraka: SILENCE, GORO!
Sektor: the “serum” is now complete.
Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~
*shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka*
Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart…
Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I think he’s serious-
Omni-Man: shut it, tremor!
Darrius: Havik?~
Havik: remember what I promised you…
*Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man*
Havik: merry Christmas…
Nice death battle callback. Would be even better when Homelander drops
@@VoidCaesar
Agreed.
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star!
Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off!
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”?
Reptile: I’ll explain later!
Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there!
Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
After how long, Tanya finally got fed up with all of Johnny's nonsense lol
Reiko: make this a real challenge! Fight me without sento!
Kenshi: you do realize I can’t see without it, right?!
*CLASH*
Stryker: did you do something to his eyes?
Reiko: don’t ask me, ask Mileena!
Sonya blade: I thought Shang Tsung took his eyes?
Kenshi: that was before kronika fucked up the spacetime continuum!
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah?
Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead.
Reptile: same here!
Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore!
Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?!
Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe…
*CLASH*
Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything!
Geras #2: yes, my liege…
Shujinko #1: what are they talking about-
Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT!
*geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2*
Shujinko #1: what was that about?
Geras #1: I’ll explain later.
Tanya: why did you record all of this cage?
Johnny: just for memories
Goro: and the funnies
Johnny: this guy gets it
Sub-Zero (Liang): i honestly fail that you take ANYTHING seriously
Tanya: by the elder gods...
(Bonus after that one episode)
Raiden: i told you NOT to tweet that about lord liu kang's neck being snapped
Kung lao: so? That so called "god of fire" needs to know my pain
Sektor: acording to the last event liu kang blew up the timeline just to make a new one
Kung lao: keep doing it thats not gonna stop me from tweeting it
Motaro: i wouldnt if i were you
Raiden: oh shit here he comes...
*Liu kang grabbed Kung lao and summoned a black hole again*
Liu kang: never again kung lao
(Bonus)
Geras: i told you not to encourage kung lao about your previous timeline
Shang tsung: the one where i snapped liu kang's neck....he had it coming
Kano: but coming back as a zombie who knows kung fu was really funny
Shang tsung: at least he didnt eat my brain
Frost: is THAT the whole reason he-
Geras: yes frost thats why
Bukkake, Unagi, Bugatti, Tsunami, Bucciarti, Umami, Umthotties (Umthotty), Origami, Illuminati, Umshawty, Umga-Deez Nuts
I love these 😂❤
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline?
Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats!
*CLASH*
Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips!
Havik: share them with me after this battle!
Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM?
Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?!
Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I don’t think she likes that-
Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR!
Cyrax: order 69?
Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66!
Cyrax: yes, empress.
*Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
(Acts like Shujinko) What is the Order 66?
@@mariaselvatr2845
I’ll explain later.
Scorpion #1: hello, scorpion! I am scorpion!
Scorpion #2: no you are not! I am scorpion!
*CLASH*
Scorpion #1 (kameo): he’s right, scorpion! He is scorpion!
Scorpion #1: thank you, scorpion!
Scorpion #2 (kameo): hello, scorpion! I am scorpion!
Scorpion #2: he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, I’M SCORPION! Are there any other scorpions I need to know about?!
*scorpion #1 performed his “gang war” fatality on scorpion #2*
So many scorpions
HEAVY (TF2): Which one of you is scorpion?!
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in…
Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~
*CLASH*
Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been!
Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground!
Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh!
Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
Liu Kang: you will not free onaga, reiko!
Reiko: HAHAHA! Like you can stop me, fire god!
*CLASH*
Motaro: shall we ride off now, reiko?
Reiko: soon that pathetic beast of a dragon will be mine!
Shujinko: WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?!
Liu Kang: Shujinko, why are you getting upset-
*Shujinko uses his “five point strike” fatality on reiko*
Shujinko: I may not know much but I know how to protect my man…
Liu Kang: by the elder gods, maybe there’s a reason we don’t teach him things…
Liu kang: why is it you wish to fight me?
Sindel: because you locked my husband in the kombat pack with homelander and Omni-man!
*CLASH*
Kano: we already got too many ninjas in this game, luv-
Sindel: SILENCE, KANO!
Stryker: eh, he’s better off than us!
Liu Kang: some cuts had to be made, alright?
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~
Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe.
Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders!
Motaro: you’re actually using them?
Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento!
Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit!
*CLASH*
Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right?
Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it!
Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right?
Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!*
Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han!
*CLASH*
Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate!
Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!*
Kenshi: um…
Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it!
*sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”*
Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO…
Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Omni-Man: why did you invite me here, Tanya?
Tanya: so you can join my JCMA meetings, the Johnny Cage Mispronunciations Anonymous…
*CLASH*
Tanya: together, we can get the help we need.
Goro: plus we have cookies!
Tanya: and we have cookies…
Tremor: doesn’t your wife go to meetings like these?
Omni-Man: eh, I guess this could be worth a shot…
Li Mei: what was the real reason you kicked me out of the origami, Tanya?
Tanya: BECAUSE YOU TAKE TOO MUCH JOKE INSPIRATION FROM JOHNNY CAGE!
*CLASH*
Goro: yes! Another person mispronouncing the-
Tanya: goro, I’m about to take you down as well!
Sonya Blade: are you trying to be like my husband?!
Li Mei: you both aren’t together in this timeline!
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab?
Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab!
*CLASH*
Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one-
Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH!
Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?*
Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler?
Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face!
Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome!
Baraka: then let’s begin!
Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T-
*johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka*
Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP!
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu?
Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man.
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!*
Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man.
Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda-
Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei!
Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~
*CLASH*
Motaro: that was not funny, li mei.
Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry!
Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND!
Sektor: with pleasure.
Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank-
*Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei*
Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go…
Mileena: what?
Sektor: nothing!
Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past?
Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?!
*CLASH*
Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick-
Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE!
Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness-
Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you!
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?!
Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water!
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of-
Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR!
Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed.
Rain: oh shit-
*sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain*
Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!
Reptile: your disguise doesn’t fool me, Havik!
Smoke: huh?! What do you mean?!
*CLASH*
Darrius: damn, Havik! He might got you-
Smoke: shut up, Darrius! He doesn’t know!
Kung Lao: you sure this is the guy?
Reptile: allow me to prove it!
*reptile performs his “damn tasty!” brutality on smoke, where the glitch occurs where smoke’s arm reappears after it gets bitten off*
Reptile: ha! Told ya!
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?…
Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking…
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too*
Scorpion: what is going on?!
Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice-
Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
General Shao: why the hell did you change it so I use an axe instead of a hammer?!
Geras: because hammers are more of my thing now, Shao…
*CLASH*
Goro: you know, if I had four hammers then I-
General Shao: GIVE ME A HAMMER, TIME GOD!!!
Shujinko: what is a-
Geras: alright, fine! You want a hammer so much?! HERE YOU FUCKING GO!
*geras performed his “from another time” brutality on general shao*
Geras: I hope you’re fucking happy!
I wonder how a Good Shang Tsung dialog match would go?
Li Mei: You must be an idiot to think that you can just waltz into town.
Good Shang Tsung:(Berating himself) Should have listen to Geras and waited for his Master.
Sindel: If you think you could walk away with no consequences, you are sorely mistaken.
Good Shang Tsung: Well, making the Tarkatan's more peaceful was always going to make your army weak.
Good Shang Tsung: I must say, that's an interesting hair style. How long did it take to keep it like that?
Tanya: If you think pleasantries will save your dammed hide, you have another thing coming.
Ashura: This can't be right, how are there little evil in you?!
Good Shang Tsung: If you can tell, does that mean we can talk?
*CLASH Against Good Shang Tsung*
Good Shang Tsung: Okay then, never mind!
Ashrah: you know, Havik, if you join us on our side, we can have lots more dance parties with you!
Havik: that… that sounds lovely!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: damn, did that actually work?
Ashrah: you see? Friendship is magic!
Motaro: could this be the start of a brand new storyline in the mortal kombat universe?
Havik: hmm… nah!
*Havik performs his “RAD-ius incision” fatality on Ashrah*
*THE JOKER AND THE VIOLATOR*
The Joker: Did you read the Umgadictionary?
Tanya: I hate that silly pun, Clown!
*clash*
Goro: (laughs) These clowns are making puns about the umgadi!
Tanya: And i hate clowns, Goro!
The Violator (Clown): Are you ready to get clowning around?! (Transforms into a Monster)
The Joker: Yes, buddy! It's Showtime!
(The Joker and the Violator laughing in evil)
*THE SHREDDER AND ROXIE RICHTER*
Shredder: I'll tear off your black face with my claws, Spaghetti!
Tanya: For the last time, Shredhead! It's Umgadi!
*clash!*
Goro: I can rename him Shreddie Krueger!
Tanya: Is that so?
Roxie Richter: hahaha! He called you Shreddie Krueger!
Shredder: Silence, Princess Richter!
*THE TERMINATOR AND ALISA BOSCONOVITCH*
The Terminator: The Umgadi have no history on my earth.
Tanya: We never existed on Earthrealm?
*clash!*
Khameleon: Who is this machine?
Tanya: I don't know, but he looks like a criminal.
Alisa Bosconovitch: In my Cybernetic opinion: The Umgadi never exists on the planet Earth.
The Terminator: Shut up, Alisa!
*HOMELANDER AND MAVADO*
Homelander: I'm gonna kick out of your Umcommie ass!
Tanya: It's Umgadi, Super-zero! 😡
*CLASH!*
Goro: The Homelander Called you an Um-Commie, Tanya!
Tanya: I'm not a commie! 😡
Mavado: You spew politics at the outworlders!
Homelander: Come on, Mavado. That's what i said!
Shujinko: What is a Commie?
Homelander: I'll explain later, you old dickhead!
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?!
Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence…
*CLASH*
Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate!
Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano…
Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc-
Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Mileena: Umgadi? More like UmGODY-ODY-ODY-ODY-ODY-ODY-ODY
Tanya: (sigh) I never should have let you listen to that 'Megan Thee Stallion' woman! (She says this while Mileena is still ODY-ing)
*CLASH* (Mileena lets out Megan's 'ahh!' sound)
Motaro (kameo): Stallion? I'd like to meet her...
Tanya: She's not an ACTUAL horse.
Sub-Zero (kameo): Did Johnny introduce you to that musician?
Mileena: Yes, and now I want to see Tanya twerk like her! (Tanya, background: Oh, hell no!)
Kung Lao: so… what’s this about me having a cousin named kung jin?
Geras: cousin? I thought in MK11, you said he was your nephew?
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a kung jin?
Geras: I’ll explain later.
Kung Lao (kameo): don’t talk about my little brother like that!
Kung Lao: little brother?…
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?!
Kitana: um… no reason?
*CLASH*
Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack.
Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA!
Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?!
Kitana: not now, scorpion!
IT IS STILL TAKEDA TAKAHASHI, HE’S JUST KENSHI’S COUSIN INSTEAD OF HIS SON NOW, THE INTROS WERE DATAMINED.
Havik: you son of a bitch! You burnt my face!
Scorpion: I’m surprised you even felt pain then since you can literally tear your limbs off at will!
*CLASH*
Darrius: can’t ya, ya know, regenerate it?
Havik: IM HAVING AN ARGUMENT HERE! DONT BUTT IT!
Jax Briggs: damn, you made him one ugly motherfucker.
Scorpion: thank you, I’m proud of my work!
Good job umhoty very funny 😂
Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common!
Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: it’s so annoying-
Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex!
Raiden: madam Bo always said-
Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”?
Raiden: I’ll explain later.
*Who is "Madam Bo"
@@CockandBallsTorture335I’ll explain later
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster!
Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier…
*CLASH*
Sektor: a rather stark name for-
Sub-Zero: silence, iron man!
Tremor: can I get a name as well?!
Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Favorites: Bucciarati, Umthotties, Illuminati, Umgadeeznuts (Especially Gor’s reaction to that last one)
Havik: I’m a better singer than YOU, empress!
Sindel: you sing Mozart ONCE and suddenly you think you’re gold?!
*CLASH*
Darrius: his version of “somewhere beyond the sea” is fucking phenomenal!
Havik: agreed!
Shujinko: what is a “Mozart”-
Sindel: ALRIGHT FINE! YOU WANT MUSIC?! ILL GIVE YOU MUSIC!
*Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on havik*
Sindel: now that’s music~
Shujinko: well, it was certainly no Mozart.
Sindel: I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT KNOW WHO HE WAS!!!
“People should stop making jokes about Kung Lao’s neck, because they are very “Neck”gative to him!”
Kenshi: standing here… I realize…
General Shao: you are just like me! Trying to make history!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: but who’s to judge the right from wrong…
Kenshi: when our guard is down I think we’ll both agree-
General Shao: that violence breeds violence!
Sektor: but in the end, it has to be this way…
Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now?
Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~
*CLASH*
Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man?
Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes!
Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success!
Reiko: shut up and let me do my job!
*reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik*
Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~
Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~
General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO!
*CLASH*
Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man!
Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking!
Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier?
General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO!
Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way!