Elaine Commits Bribery | The Chinese Restaurant | Seinfeld

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @drewp.weiner2473
    @drewp.weiner2473 2 года назад +104

    “We live in a society! We’re supposed to act in a civilized way!” My favorite line to quote from this show

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 2 года назад +6

      "Boy, I really HATE this guy. His little socks have to match his little sweater.."

    • @sheffrudytke1086
      @sheffrudytke1086 2 года назад +2

      Sorry I took so long

    • @craigledger4645
      @craigledger4645 10 месяцев назад

      arthur fleck on the murray franklin show.

  • @canastraroyal
    @canastraroyal Год назад +12

    I love how the host responds "very busy" while staring still at the book 😂

  • @vicepresidentmikepence889
    @vicepresidentmikepence889 2 года назад +16

    2:21..Dude just takes the money😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @blynch2117
    @blynch2117 2 года назад +41

    I love James Hong in this one👍🤣🤣👍

  • @hollywoodgeorge
    @hollywoodgeorge 2 года назад +46

    One of my favorite episodes. The way James Hong yelled George Constanza last name 😂😂😂

  • @frankiereinares8892
    @frankiereinares8892 2 года назад +17

    james hong,still with us.hilarious

  • @The_Revealer_7
    @The_Revealer_7 2 года назад +10

    I Love the persistency of Elaine. 😄

  • @flyjarrett
    @flyjarrett 2 года назад +17

    Shrimp counting! Just when I thought I knew all of the Curb joke transfers!

  • @MATANLEVI
    @MATANLEVI 2 года назад +46

    This sister Jerry has is never mentioned again…

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 2 года назад +24

      There's another episode where George very briefly mentions his brother, which is never brought up again in any other episode, to my knowledge. Apparently, they have siblings that phase in and out of their reality

    • @of_oniichan7755
      @of_oniichan7755 2 года назад +6

      @@Xylarxcode tbf I wouldn't want them to introduce George's brother character, but they could have mentioned him a few more times, kinda like what Uncle Leo does with Jerry's cousin Jeffery from the parks Dept.

    • @CogensFamilyTV
      @CogensFamilyTV Год назад +1

      She is married to Chuck Cunningham

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar 2 года назад +28

    That unflinching poker face... Only to light up about something completely irrelevant... Elaine awkwardly handing him the money, George literally trying to save a buck, Jerry thinking he can do better than Elaine and threatening George with a shrimp count... Just classic!

  • @trucklover5404
    @trucklover5404 2 года назад +26

    Jerry enjoyed saying he'd be counting George's shrimp 😜

    • @ferocious4561
      @ferocious4561 2 года назад +10

      Hey George, the ocean called...

    • @ferocious4561
      @ferocious4561 2 года назад

      @@devourerofnuggets Well, I guess that makes me their all time best seller. 😁

  • @LB14745
    @LB14745 2 года назад +16

    "Hey, what stinks in here?" Now that's a restaurant entrance that gets you noticed.

  • @vdiitd
    @vdiitd 2 года назад +18

    "Commits bribery".. makes me think if the tips are also a form of bribery 😅😅

  • @pharmacywave404
    @pharmacywave404 2 года назад +122

    george does have a point, $20 is pretty excessive to tip off a host even by today’s standards, especially back in 1990

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 2 года назад

      It was a bribe you schmuck.

    • @terrellp22
      @terrellp22 2 года назад +1

      @@alwayssunnyinphiladelphia922 doesn't matter where you live, $20 is still excessive

    • @mikes6925
      @mikes6925 Год назад +2

      George says it’s gonna be more than the meal. Imagine going to dinner w 3 people in Manhattan for less than $20

    • @episodesglow
      @episodesglow Год назад +1

      ​@Mike S he would have meant for a single person, absolutely no way 3 people were eating for 20 in Manhattan in the 90s. At least at a sit down restaurant

    • @DetectiveTrupo203
      @DetectiveTrupo203 Год назад +1

      But it's not a tip, it's a bribe, a payoff

  • @SMSimon
    @SMSimon Год назад +1

    Everything Everywhere All At Once... what a perfect circle this clip makes in 2023.

  • @irfankhan2378
    @irfankhan2378 2 года назад +9

    Lol 20 years later when Sheldon comes to same restaurant.

  • @Nonameforyou777
    @Nonameforyou777 2 года назад +21

    Elaine; 'I can't do that it's a guy thing."😉
    Jerry; "The woman's movements just can't make any progress in the world of bribery can they?"🤔
    (IMHO Elaine really proved Jerry right lmao!!!!)😂😆😅

  • @ghostwolf1435
    @ghostwolf1435 2 года назад +13

    Early Costanza was basically a Woody Allen impression

    • @joebarr725
      @joebarr725 2 года назад +3

      Jason Alexander has said that he was doing a "poor man's Woody Allen" until he figured George out.

    • @ghostwolf1435
      @ghostwolf1435 2 года назад +1

      @@joebarr725 spot on

    • @EdDunkle
      @EdDunkle 2 года назад +1

      @@joebarr725 I applaud his honesty

    • @josetunez9584
      @josetunez9584 Год назад +1

      Cartwright, Can't stand ya, Art Vandelay

  • @erniesesame6820
    @erniesesame6820 Год назад +4

    "$20 bucks!? It's more than the meal!" I wish you could still go out with 2 friends for $20....

    • @KingJuice215
      @KingJuice215 13 дней назад

      1991. I wasn’t even here yet 😂

  • @BDUBZ49
    @BDUBZ49 2 года назад +9

    Mr. Cohen always here.
    - He's ALWAYS here? What does that mean? What does that MEAN???
    Mr. Cohen very nice man. Live on Park Avenue!
    - WHERE AM I??!!

  • @watchreport
    @watchreport Год назад +2

    Jerry’s sister?! What happened to his sister?
    lol George also had a brother and Elaine a sister, though they were only mentioned once in different episodes never to be seen or spoken about again. 😊

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 2 года назад

    its the dark chi wizard Daolon Wong from Jackie Chan Adventures working in a chinese restaurant at 3:15 LOL

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 2 года назад +2

    Lol, is that Po's dad? 😂

  • @namastea
    @namastea Год назад +2

    That's where Doug Heffernan was working to afford the apartment lol

  • @TheBoomhahaha
    @TheBoomhahaha 2 года назад +15

    Back when Jerry had a sister

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 Год назад +1

      And George had a brother.

  • @dogmom7278
    @dogmom7278 2 года назад +1

    I'm counting your shrimps 🤣

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 2 года назад +1

    Yes Seinfeld 4

  • @Khun_Tim
    @Khun_Tim 2 года назад +1

    Cartright!

  • @NCIR721flyover
    @NCIR721flyover 2 года назад +4

    First time served in America?

  • @calsavestheworld
    @calsavestheworld 2 года назад +3

    So that's the only Chinese food restaurant in Manhattan?

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +1

      Jerry was wanting to see a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space and this restaurant is near the theater.

  • @jacksrandomadventures2769
    @jacksrandomadventures2769 Год назад

    "Cartwright?..."

  • @earlosandwich7433
    @earlosandwich7433 Год назад

    "Cartwright, party of 4."

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 9 месяцев назад

    I would have given him 12 dollars

  • @CGAPU
    @CGAPU 7 месяцев назад

    They never showed Jerry's sister.

  • @conradsieber7883
    @conradsieber7883 2 года назад

    I'm cawtright. You're not cawtright I know I'm not CAWTRIGHT!

  • @rayfoster6980
    @rayfoster6980 2 года назад +4

    Jerry has a Sister ??

    • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
      @JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 года назад +4

      And George has a brother who can’t pay for parking! 🤣

  • @elizabradley4797
    @elizabradley4797 2 года назад +1

    Love George's cheapshotting ~ $ 20 ‼️‼️‼️

  • @drunkweebmarine9492
    @drunkweebmarine9492 2 года назад +7

    That’s like 45$ today. That’s insane for Chinese food

  • @brandonmoskos9149
    @brandonmoskos9149 Год назад

    CARTWRIGHT

  • @iamthedutchbro
    @iamthedutchbro 2 года назад

    I had a hernia operation.

  • @OriginalCoastalDistancing
    @OriginalCoastalDistancing 2 года назад

    When do they show the funny part?

    • @of_oniichan7755
      @of_oniichan7755 2 года назад +8

      It's all funny. If you don't like it, Friends may be right for you.

    • @EdDunkle
      @EdDunkle 2 года назад +3

      When you get a sense of humor

  • @AckzaTV
    @AckzaTV 2 года назад

    They can't wait 5 to ten mins???

    • @of_oniichan7755
      @of_oniichan7755 2 года назад +3

      They already waited 20 minutes, not to mentioned failing to bribe the host.

    • @CogensFamilyTV
      @CogensFamilyTV Год назад

      But the way they say it is hilarious.. oh five ten minutes.

  • @Linda-in9ns
    @Linda-in9ns 2 года назад +1

    🤣👍

  • @basicdose.9872
    @basicdose.9872 2 года назад

    Chinese best.

  • @CogensFamilyTV
    @CogensFamilyTV Год назад

    510 minutes.. lol..

  • @jenniferwilliams5478
    @jenniferwilliams5478 Год назад

    So jerry has a sister?

  • @alanhamacher7263
    @alanhamacher7263 2 года назад

    Jerry has a sister?

  • @wellsborie6897
    @wellsborie6897 11 месяцев назад

    I LOVE watching bad movies. Plan 9 from Outerspace is boring

  • @aly543
    @aly543 7 дней назад

    Seinfeld 4

  • @festalongreyhawkshorts4sho645
    @festalongreyhawkshorts4sho645 2 года назад +3

    This was the only funny part of this entire episode! It sucked! Was truly about nothing! People who hate the show probably saw only this episode, lol.

    • @ZombiZohm
      @ZombiZohm 2 года назад +6

      The whole reason why the episode was funny was because they never got in.

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able 2 года назад +5

      This episode is hilarious.

    • @festalongreyhawkshorts4sho645
      @festalongreyhawkshorts4sho645 2 года назад

      I'm glad some liked the episode. I very much did not. It was a low, for an otherwise great show.

    • @of_oniichan7755
      @of_oniichan7755 2 года назад +1

      @@festalongreyhawkshorts4sho645 Well it did quite good when it released on TV and in front of an audience.
      I think many can relate to this situation.

    • @otakurocklee
      @otakurocklee 2 года назад

      This episode was the only episode that was really about nothing. The rest of Seinfeld has so much plot/story.