Xi Jinping: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 июн 2018
  • Chinese president Xi Jinping is amassing an alarming amount of political power. If only his propaganda videos made the idea of unrestricted authority seem as troubling as the concept of singing children.
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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @xijinping4418
    @xijinping4418 4 года назад +16196

    Stop saying I look like Winnie the Pooh smh

    • @onytay75
      @onytay75 4 года назад +87

      @Dominic Tirl what the fuck is this bruv?

    • @carolinegcooke
      @carolinegcooke 4 года назад +275

      Omg this is gold🤣🤣🤣

    • @seanpecson2858
      @seanpecson2858 4 года назад +166

      onytay75
      It’s kind of like a meme in China. Its goetten so huge that Xi hinself banned it.

    • @singthelongswansong
      @singthelongswansong 4 года назад +41

      Whats even "worse" is that all this crap has gotten "worse" not better.

    • @cloudreaver
      @cloudreaver 4 года назад +119

      Long live Xi the Pooh, Emperor of ChiNazi!

  • @noelsmith399
    @noelsmith399 4 года назад +8652

    I asked my friend what it’s like living in China, he said ‘Can’t complain’

    • @harshityadav0
      @harshityadav0 4 года назад +163

      Lol

    • @Dinkys999
      @Dinkys999 4 года назад +518

      Complain and be disappeared.

    • @BlueHooloovoo
      @BlueHooloovoo 4 года назад +264

      Yep he's quite literally not allowed to complain.

    • @salax44
      @salax44 4 года назад +15

      LOL

    • @zixuanqin6408
      @zixuanqin6408 4 года назад +112

      You trust that? Go on weibo, Chinese twitter, complains about the country are everywhere.

  • @jamesambrosini2860
    @jamesambrosini2860 3 года назад +1902

    For some strange reason, HBO is no longer available in China.

    • @xijinping5411
      @xijinping5411 3 года назад +12

      u're right

    • @shmibbybibby7668
      @shmibbybibby7668 2 года назад +130

      Winnie the Pooh felt quite offended...

    • @crazydinosaur8945
      @crazydinosaur8945 2 года назад +20

      @@shmibbybibby7668 🍯

    • @allislee9701
      @allislee9701 2 года назад +20

      With CCP's "unreasonable" acts in every aspect of their own people and towards others around the world, it is only strange if HBO is still in China.

    • @intrepidkangaroo4745
      @intrepidkangaroo4745 2 года назад +8

      Yesterday, even ULTRAMAN is no longer available in China for avoiding kids imitating violence in that Japanese cartoon.

  • @dylan_not_dillon
    @dylan_not_dillon 3 года назад +1078

    The laughter of the woman in the crowd that you can hear throughout the episode is something that brings me a smile.

    • @aleshakant
      @aleshakant 2 года назад +69

      I was hoping someone would mention her. I love her laugh it’s so genuine and contagious

    • @Quader417
      @Quader417 Год назад +13

      Glad someone else noticed it

    • @ryanwillome3550
      @ryanwillome3550 Год назад +1

      Is "smile" really the right word?

    • @asteve6537
      @asteve6537 Год назад

      I rewound 4 times to hear her laugh 😂

    • @nadjiguemarful
      @nadjiguemarful Год назад

      Was it really 6 million??

  • @thecofounders
    @thecofounders 5 лет назад +6422

    Do you think John Oliver sits in a room sometimes and asks himself, "What country do I never want to visit the rest of my life this week?"

    • @thetstandsforstupid2818
      @thetstandsforstupid2818 5 лет назад +187

      jbenvenga ok but i definitely read that in his voice

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 5 лет назад +3

      jbenvenga +

    • @aleksandrmikhail3803
      @aleksandrmikhail3803 5 лет назад +104

      eyy, john oliver also did an interview to dalai lama years ago.....
      just sayin.....

    • @phazonlord0098
      @phazonlord0098 5 лет назад +30

      Also I hope HBO is fine if China calls saying that they are cutting any economic relations with them after that AD.

    • @Mirror0CJ
      @Mirror0CJ 5 лет назад +14

      china most likely wont let him to visit .

  • @whatabouttheearth
    @whatabouttheearth 4 года назад +1704

    AT&T literally did become their parent company and John Oliver kept shit talking and criticising them. So good!

    • @tylerbeaumont
      @tylerbeaumont 4 года назад +73

      Because even AT&T are more respectable that Xi Jinping!

    • @OldNerdTV
      @OldNerdTV 4 года назад +65

      @@tylerbeaumont Guess they aren't that sensitive and insecure. Xi doesn't understand the Streisand effect, AT&T PR people do.

    • @jayw6034
      @jayw6034 4 года назад +50

      Lol if att shut down oliver on hbo he could start a new show on literally any other platform and tear them to shreds every week.

    • @augustlandmesser1520
      @augustlandmesser1520 4 года назад +10

      Well, when someone making fun of everything, including of himself, that puts things in various perspectives - not necessarily bad.

    • @mp7950
      @mp7950 4 года назад

      Jay W This comment was necessary because...?

  • @aww773
    @aww773 3 года назад +971

    To the girl that got to say the uncensored f word on national tv and get paid for it this was probably the greatest moment of her life lol

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 3 года назад +45

      HBO isn't part of national TV. National TV would be broadcast channels like ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, and CNN, which are legally prohibited from broadcasting profanity by the FCC. HBO is actually a premium cable program similar to STARZ, Showtime, and Cinemax. Therefore, its not bound by the regulations of the FCC, and is free to broadcast its shows in all their uncensored glory.

    • @maxwellqklinger
      @maxwellqklinger 3 года назад +19

      @@christopherregan1654 It’s legally distinct but effectively the same

    • @unusveritas4122
      @unusveritas4122 2 года назад +4

      Also, HBO isn't "national", because it's pretty much everywhere in europe as well.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 2 года назад +5

      @@maxwellqklinger ehh, not really. Abc/fox etc have to censor nudity, curse words etc
      HBO can show whatever the fuck nudity they want, cussing, it's still got ratings but doesn't follow the same guidelines

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo 2 года назад +5

      "It's not TV. It's HBO."

  • @TonyRB123
    @TonyRB123 3 года назад +405

    I worked with some exchange students from China, and I brought up the Winnie The Pooh vs Xi situation and they had obviously absolutely no idea what I was talking about, so I showed them multiple examples and they thought it was the best thing they’ve ever seen about him

    • @gernhartreinholzen3992
      @gernhartreinholzen3992 Год назад +1

      @@Rick-sz4hc 🐵

    • @victorchen8484
      @victorchen8484 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 5 месяцев назад

      Propaganda. They probably had been brainwashed into them being misled into believing that bullshit.

    • @5tarSailor
      @5tarSailor 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Rick-sz4hchow is that hard to believe exactly?

  • @falco5476
    @falco5476 3 года назад +3080

    Reasons kids know bad words
    4.Classmates
    3. older Siblings
    2. The weird uncle
    1. Singing for JOHN OLIVER

  • @jakobbornhaeuser8925
    @jakobbornhaeuser8925 4 года назад +3044

    Am I the only one who was patiently waiting for a “That’s what Xi said” joke? :(

    • @Dreq458
      @Dreq458 4 года назад +102

      no, but now I wish it happened

    • @ontariofirs7347
      @ontariofirs7347 4 года назад +14

      I hope someone makes one about the coronavirus

    • @pax4370
      @pax4370 4 года назад +1

      Feeling bored?
      Heres something soothing...
      The song of the mermaid!
      ruclips.net/video/MHv0apmlqmM/видео.html
      Thank me later.

    • @Diverse27
      @Diverse27 4 года назад +2

      @@pax4370 I'm glad someone did! Brilliant!

    • @Muhammad-sx7wr
      @Muhammad-sx7wr 3 года назад +1

      *Xe's very entitled.*

  • @PKMNFan4664
    @PKMNFan4664 3 года назад +178

    12:48 I love how John added a roast for AT&T in there. 😂

  • @JoshisJoshisJosh
    @JoshisJoshisJosh 3 года назад +52

    Fun fact: this zazu bit was done WAY before The Lion King reboot was announced so while it's fair to assume that was already in the works, it's also fair to figure he just threaded the joke needle

  • @YashKMusic
    @YashKMusic 5 лет назад +8208

    *I guess China won't tolerate any That's What Xi Said jokes*

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 5 лет назад +5439

    That last picture with the Winnie the pooh mugs was some classy last defiance

    • @Jakovdred
      @Jakovdred 5 лет назад +63

      They later regret immensely of their rash decision, because the manufacturer called and explain the correct usage is to spit in, not to drink from the mugs.

    • @TheCstar07
      @TheCstar07 5 лет назад

      Russian Panda What?

    • @optimuschrist15
      @optimuschrist15 5 лет назад +2

      Sharpice Woods what? Whoa what?! But why?

    • @pushkar6637
      @pushkar6637 5 лет назад +30

      Sharpice Woods Even if the use it to spit in, they're actually spitting on Xi Jinping lmao.

    • @guillermotorres8164
      @guillermotorres8164 5 лет назад +47

      He went down swinging RIP

  • @eylab1541
    @eylab1541 3 года назад +55

    Jesus, Liu Xiaobo was already my hero before I even knew about the mug thing. Imagine now.

  • @patzchan1900
    @patzchan1900 3 года назад +14

    That lady's high laugh at 10:57 brightens my day.

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 3 года назад +3246

    Xi Jinping seems like the type to pretend to dislike comparisons to Winnie the Pooh so his opponents start to unconsciously associate him with a cuddly, harmless cartoon animal.

    • @sweetrain9482
      @sweetrain9482 3 года назад +240

      3000 IQ bigbrain

    • @napatora
      @napatora 3 года назад +115

      galaxy brain 69d chess moves

    • @brennanbeyer5645
      @brennanbeyer5645 3 года назад +17

      🤔

    • @reformCopyright
      @reformCopyright 3 года назад +60

      Pooh is also "a bear of very little brain", though.

    • @xmtfs5538
      @xmtfs5538 3 года назад +51

      @@reformCopyright exactly so that he can seem that way

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek 5 лет назад +8677

    Can't believe you didn't use the *"That's what Xi said"* joke

  • @franticranter
    @franticranter 3 года назад +17

    that belt and road song is stuck in my head now...

  • @VIC-lq6wt
    @VIC-lq6wt 2 года назад +9

    我是台灣人 謝謝

  • @annonimooseq1246
    @annonimooseq1246 3 года назад +2350

    The last time I heard “we’ll share our prosperity with the world” the fire nation invaded soon after

    • @vineetrathi1555
      @vineetrathi1555 3 года назад +16

      Lol

    • @drsushil9007
      @drsushil9007 3 года назад +28

      I guess only 132 people got the reference. 😂

    • @davidcrane1190
      @davidcrane1190 3 года назад +11

      yes fucking yes

    • @kyleking3839
      @kyleking3839 3 года назад +12

      @@drsushil9007 now it's 627 get the reference

    • @apeman9238
      @apeman9238 3 года назад +2

      @@drsushil9007 now 463 people

  • @alexandermccarthy
    @alexandermccarthy 5 лет назад +3441

    I'm actually in China at this very moment, streaming this over a VPN, pissing myself laughing, and sharing it with my Chinese friends, who are also laughing, albeit slightly nervously.
    Well done, sir. Well done indeed!

    • @Silent_Kenny093
      @Silent_Kenny093 5 лет назад +529

      and he was never heard from again...

    • @echtervorarlberger
      @echtervorarlberger 5 лет назад +274

      so which city are you in and what are the names of your friends?

    • @levi2326
      @levi2326 5 лет назад +39

      On today on things that never happened... Your name is Alex McCarthy, do you seriously expect anyone to believe you

    • @IskandarTheWack
      @IskandarTheWack 5 лет назад +80

      @@levi2326 I mean he's claiming to be a guy visiting china.

    • @johannes7959
      @johannes7959 5 лет назад +8

      Yet imprisoned? :D

  • @NotRealKirby
    @NotRealKirby 2 года назад +208

    -999 Social Credits 👎😡

  • @JR-he6fn
    @JR-he6fn 2 года назад +6

    i had autoplay on and I wasnt paying attention, i heard the crowd laughing after oliver said something and i got scared lmao

  • @twentystwentythree
    @twentystwentythree 4 года назад +868

    ... Sales of Winnie the Poo Tshirts have since skyrocketed in Hong Kong and Macau

    • @ShizuokaMike
      @ShizuokaMike 4 года назад +9

      I bought one too ☺️

    • @archangelj
      @archangelj 4 года назад +1

      Just Hong Kong now

    • @HB-dh8xt
      @HB-dh8xt 4 года назад +1

      I want one too! I will get online!

    • @THFINALFANTASYLEGEND
      @THFINALFANTASYLEGEND 4 года назад +7

      yeahhhhhh not Macau, they're too busy gambling to care

  • @declanboyle5104
    @declanboyle5104 5 лет назад +275

    I love how ballsy that AT&T joke was.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 5 лет назад +13

      Declan Boyle
      John doesn’t pull his punches no matter the ramifications.

    • @declanboyle5104
      @declanboyle5104 5 лет назад +1

      Mary Rose Kent agreed

    • @M0EJ0EKING
      @M0EJ0EKING 5 лет назад +5

      How the fuck was it ballsy.
      All this shit is made my writers and approved of before airing because it appeals to the audiance, the only think this shows is that AT&T doesnt give two shits and Oliver is a studio hack.
      Literally clapping seals.

    • @googamp32
      @googamp32 5 лет назад +29

      +Moe Joe King Who pissed in YOUR coffee?

    • @trimpy100
      @trimpy100 5 лет назад +3

      +Moe Joe King If you think he's a hack, why did you watch over 12 minutes into the video.

  • @kabe1799
    @kabe1799 2 года назад +4

    That song at the end deserves a Grammy.

  • @jbiliHacker
    @jbiliHacker Год назад +8

    this show is so good i discovered it when i was searching about the Uighurs.

  • @aikout4403
    @aikout4403 4 года назад +820

    Winnie the Pooh
    50% Beloved character
    50% Anti-PRC symbol

    • @neoir8514
      @neoir8514 4 года назад +12

      Winnie the Pooh is the enemy of the people

    • @maxfieldjoyner5244
      @maxfieldjoyner5244 4 года назад +1

      Tuokia Mapper who would trump be in relation to Winnie the Pooh?

    • @Clarity520
      @Clarity520 4 года назад

      Frankly many Chinese like me love to describe him as Winnie the Pooh, in a good way. Me personally loved Winnie growing up.

    • @sungjohnny3640
      @sungjohnny3640 4 года назад

      @@neoir8514 how?

    • @neoir8514
      @neoir8514 4 года назад

      D Trump just a joke dude

  • @Jibblymamma08
    @Jibblymamma08 4 года назад +1708

    That social credit score is like that episode of black mirror

    • @falpsdsqglthnsac
      @falpsdsqglthnsac 4 года назад +17

      Nosedive?

    • @falpsdsqglthnsac
      @falpsdsqglthnsac 4 года назад +17

      SiM bURR the idea of a social credit score wasn’t invented by Black Mirror, it’s been around for a while before that.

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 4 года назад +14

      Or Psycho Pass.

    • @skillustrates
      @skillustrates 4 года назад +3

      @@ZoanBlade90 Power levels, dude.

    • @rf7814
      @rf7814 4 года назад

      Literally

  • @audreylockhart90
    @audreylockhart90 3 года назад +12

    That Winnie the Pooh really tied the room together.

  • @adrianoliverblood7133
    @adrianoliverblood7133 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm here from five years in the future watching this...
    You had no idea what was coming. OMG, lol

  • @socialistaamador
    @socialistaamador 4 года назад +2969

    Pls, do another episode about China and the current events

    • @pattthepriest
      @pattthepriest 4 года назад +62

      Especially with all the new Hong Kong updates and odd American Buisness practices.
      Also there was a whole bunch of old fiscal policy stuff that wasn't covered like them buying tuns of gold and silver and the Russian pipe line that more information and updates on would be nice to see.

    • @Cheburashka59
      @Cheburashka59 4 года назад +32

      @A. S. Specially the uighurs

    • @jacobhinchliffe6237
      @jacobhinchliffe6237 4 года назад +12

      Social credit scores

    • @katemakeup
      @katemakeup 4 года назад +5

      Yes!!!! I am waiting for that too: Hong Kong or Xin Zhang...I eagerly await either. The tide is turning on Beijing.

    • @Mcspazz731
      @Mcspazz731 4 года назад

      Yes please!

  • @nmsl4133
    @nmsl4133 4 года назад +2424

    Never heard of the Winnie the Pooh reference, which means the government’s censorship works pretty well.

    • @bobs_toys
      @bobs_toys 4 года назад +114

      Worked. You have now.

    • @fl00d69
      @fl00d69 4 года назад +20

      Only to the naturally ignorant

    • @whiskyfox7943
      @whiskyfox7943 4 года назад +14

      ? are you sure
      even my grandpa heard of this meme

    • @ssathessa
      @ssathessa 4 года назад +2

      @Dominic Tirl Thank you for posting your link.
      I rabbit holed here due to this top reddit post of 09/29/2019 www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/daiysm/china_harvesting_organs_of_uighur_muslims_the/

    • @shirane869
      @shirane869 4 года назад +5

      Um actually I live in Australia and have never heard of it before lmao

  • @EdibleClown
    @EdibleClown Год назад +4

    I'm from the future! That Chinese woman saying she's optimistic about the future, really didn't see post-2020 China coming

  • @CollaborativeVODS
    @CollaborativeVODS 2 года назад +5

    More stories about New Zealand please!! 🥺

  • @SuperAkmal92
    @SuperAkmal92 4 года назад +1399

    Right back to this after blizzard and NBA incident
    Edit: back again boys after red candle games incident (Dec 2020)

    • @LuGer212
      @LuGer212 4 года назад +26

      Just wanted to post a comment about blizzard, good to see an ally in the internet once in a while

    • @santosvazquez8829
      @santosvazquez8829 4 года назад +23

      As Honk Kong protester said “China are asshole”

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 4 года назад +15

      To quote Uncle Xi, "When going after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the Bees know you're coming."

    • @alejandroespinoza5680
      @alejandroespinoza5680 4 года назад +12

      This video aged like a fine wine.

    • @louisgarbour2737
      @louisgarbour2737 4 года назад +5

      And coronavirus

  • @leonhausb
    @leonhausb 4 года назад +464

    I love how John leaned so much into the Zazu resemblance that he ended up dubbing him in the Lion King remake lol

  • @achyutrastogi8080
    @achyutrastogi8080 3 года назад +30

    Dude if you keep making awesome content like this you'll end up like Patriot Act.

    • @Dubs22005
      @Dubs22005 3 года назад +3

      what happened to Patriot Act?

    • @achyutrastogi8080
      @achyutrastogi8080 3 года назад +6

      @@Dubs22005 It got canceled. No more acts.

    • @blaster915
      @blaster915 8 месяцев назад

      ​​@@achyutrastogi8080heartbreaking. It was an awesome show 😢

  • @dyst0pi465
    @dyst0pi465 3 года назад +5

    anyone want to send a Winnie the Pooh plush to a chinese embassy?

    • @sanctificate6285
      @sanctificate6285 3 года назад +1

      That’s a literal death wish

    • @dyst0pi465
      @dyst0pi465 3 года назад

      worth it

    • @sanctificate6285
      @sanctificate6285 3 года назад +1

      @@dyst0pi465 true. Like that guy who taunted Xi with that Winnie the Pooh mug

  • @tubeRSH
    @tubeRSH 4 года назад +2353

    When covid pandemic is over. I want another episode on China, please.

    • @fraserodonnell7618
      @fraserodonnell7618 4 года назад +35

      well, let's hope that this pandemic is over this year

    • @kylemin1384
      @kylemin1384 3 года назад +64

      @From Maui i can't remember China invading other countries for resources.

    • @kylemin1384
      @kylemin1384 3 года назад +48

      @maui what I'm trying to say is the US constantly invades, spy and destroy other countries but they still portray themselves as super heroes not saying China is much better but surely the US are far worst.

    • @derp._.5553
      @derp._.5553 3 года назад +4

      @From Maui sounds like something the u.s would never do...

    • @jeffhannan2675
      @jeffhannan2675 3 года назад +26

      @@kylemin1384 Tibet

  • @benevolentmarinecat6926
    @benevolentmarinecat6926 5 лет назад +517

    As a Chinese international student currently studying in U.S, I have to say the evidence shown in this video is really accurate and, subjectively saying, haunting, because even I know all of these facts from different sources, subconsciously I am just paralyzed to feel anxious enough of the changes happening in China.
    I’d like to discuss some of the positive social changes not mentioned in this video before jumping into my concern of current state of China. Firstly, the infrastructure development in China is skyrocketing. Citizens of china have their style of transportation completely changed in the past several years. When I went back to China during vacations, I was stunned of how convenient living has become in China. It is objectively true that you can live in a Chinese city with no cards, no wallets, but only your phone…
    Ok, the more important part…Every time in the history of China when our country becomes the strongest in the world, there would always be a wise yet powerful, authoritarian leader…no exceptions…The very idea of personality cult is rooted in our tradition, culture and, frankly saying, everything. Due to the ancient and influential filial system, Chinese are bonded together in the form of family. Every family in a tightly bonded community and most Chinese carry the duties of maintaining this community their entire lives. Personally saying, I found this iconic nature of Chinese people separates us from the western culture. Why do I want to discuss about Chinese families…well…since most Chinese are deeply concerned with their family community, living conveniently and happily is all that matters. If the leader of China can grant substantial positive changes to Chinese family communities, almost all Chinese won’t ever, ever, ever care of totalitarianism whatsoever.
    It is a bit of exaggeration, but in the majority cases, what I mentioned above can be applied to Chinese people’s reasoning. Even myself is considering how to payback my parents after I finished my education, and I am 100% fine with it. This leads to my concern: what will happen next to my own country? I don’t know the answer… Chinese people won’t stop our president as long as the family communities prosper. Our president is totally determined to push the influence of China to global scale. And with it, I could only say: absolute power corrupts absolutely…This corruption of power has fallen unto all powerful Chinese leaders throughout the history. We can still pointlessly hope that our president is not traditionally powerful leader, because what else can we do? What will diverge our Chinese people’s fate to another direction instead of repeating the Chinese history repeatedly…I truly don’t know…

    • @mimironshead4107
      @mimironshead4107 5 лет назад +7

      Benevolent Marinecat I love your profile image. I have that image myself

    • @mimironshead4107
      @mimironshead4107 5 лет назад +23

      Also, brilliant comment

    • @Kujakuseki01
      @Kujakuseki01 5 лет назад +8

      Benevolent Marinecat you’re going to have to go back once school is finished. And you’re going to be trapped. I’m so sorry.

    • @benevolentmarinecat6926
      @benevolentmarinecat6926 5 лет назад +37

      It depends on whether I will return or not...however I am always determined to contribute what I can to my country, my people. So probably you are right, we shall see...

    • @benevolentmarinecat6926
      @benevolentmarinecat6926 5 лет назад +5

      Thank you

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 Год назад +53

    revisiting this episode in the present day, I can safely say even John Oliver understated how bad Xi truly is.

    • @frosthammer917
      @frosthammer917 11 месяцев назад

      But the plus is that the initial withdrawing of western factories due to covid and now the emboldenment of the west due to Russia killing itself in Ukraine means that Xi's authority on the world stage is shakier than it has been in a long time.

  • @yerpedy
    @yerpedy Год назад +2

    The Reese’s mug joke was absolute fucking gold and the audience just missed it

  • @carolpoblete8228
    @carolpoblete8228 5 лет назад +157

    What makes this episode remarkable is that John was able to make subtle digs to BOTH the net neutrality ruling and the AT&T-Time Warner merger in a deep dive segment that we all know can take weeks and months to produce 🤯

    • @MatthewRhodes
      @MatthewRhodes 5 лет назад +2

      Carol Poblete it's not hard to make two sentences about the att and time Warner merger. So yeah.... It wouldn't take weeks nor months to write a joke about it. The celebration of mediocrity in America is the reason we are in the sorry state we are.

  • @qq8959
    @qq8959 5 лет назад +696

    currently living in China and just wanted to remind people that in general Chinese people are very nice, warm people that have a lot more in common with us than they have differences. unfortunately their sources of information are heavily filtered and they don't exist in the same political climate (I.e. in America we have well defined rights to assembly, protest, etc).. just keep any animosity or anger you have aimed towards greedy politicians and well removed from the lovely people of this country.

    • @timothybucky7170
      @timothybucky7170 5 лет назад +9

      any intelligent person in china cannot become important. so sit around and be worthless. you meaningless living thing.

    • @thearcanefailure2485
      @thearcanefailure2485 5 лет назад +88

      Fuck off Timothy. You probably live with your parents still or work at starbucks / flipping burgers at best.

    • @Superboop150
      @Superboop150 5 лет назад +62

      Yes, but you also have to realize there are so many ultranationalistic people in China. Look at how many people support the Nine-Dashed Line, a completely ridiculous border to take all ocean territory from Vietnam, Malaysia, Indonesia, etc. The Chinese people are more than happy to support their nation bullying its neighbors if it means they get more rich and more powerful.

    • @justinokraski3796
      @justinokraski3796 5 лет назад +2

      Are they as blunt as the immigrants?

    • @chris-hayes
      @chris-hayes 5 лет назад +8

      Same for North Korea

  • @chriswitmer9754
    @chriswitmer9754 2 года назад +3

    I forgot what late night show had Andy Serkis reading Trumps tweets in Gollum’s voice but we need Jim Cummings to read things from Xi in Winnie the Pooh’s voice.

  • @XKloosyvv
    @XKloosyvv 2 года назад +3

    I love the one lady in the background whose laughter lingers just a little longer than everyone else

  • @CMGThePerson
    @CMGThePerson 4 года назад +748

    I love how bored all the kids in that propaganda song look while the kids in the parody are having the time of their lives

    • @silvervixen007
      @silvervixen007 4 года назад +9

      They look dead inside to me

    • @fa1con730
      @fa1con730 4 года назад +8

      The don"t let that become the new Baby Shark. Remember that its Chinese Propaganda!

    • @michaelphong8828
      @michaelphong8828 3 года назад

      killing the parents.. see noone pregnant? god tied everyones tubes..

    • @mikenedelcu3682
      @mikenedelcu3682 3 года назад +1

      Its notable, but a bit sad.

    • @sorcerermickeyfanguy6271
      @sorcerermickeyfanguy6271 10 месяцев назад

      Me too man

  • @themumblingdumpling2838
    @themumblingdumpling2838 5 лет назад +494

    I'm in China right now, and the moment he said "and even: high speed Internet" the video stopped and started buffering.
    Should I be worried

    • @michaelt.5672
      @michaelt.5672 5 лет назад +40

      Well yes, that was the whole point of the segment.
      Maybe a little more than the rest of us.

    • @grey8674
      @grey8674 5 лет назад +51

      it looks like you got a low social score from watching this video.

    • @noirnoir3701
      @noirnoir3701 5 лет назад +27

      You should. Their cyber security are insanely invasive as all means of communication are government owned. Be. Very. Careful. And don't buy Chinese made phones.

    • @ElBribri
      @ElBribri 5 лет назад +2

      YES

    • @Smash_ter
      @Smash_ter 5 лет назад +2

      Did they finally unblock RUclips?

  • @franco00767
    @franco00767 2 года назад +3

    This is the best show, great job.

  • @TadSimonMusic
    @TadSimonMusic 3 месяца назад +1

    I love how he made a reference to him being Zazu from the lion king before playing him in the remake lol

  • @the1flym459
    @the1flym459 5 лет назад +1407

    "Who stays up until 1:30 in the morning to watch John Oliver"
    Me: "Oh boy 1:30 A.M.!"

  • @yunnotyum5288
    @yunnotyum5288 5 лет назад +569

    As a Chinese, I’m shouting there’s finally a one TV show really describe the exact situation in China now!!!!!!! And so many details are true and accurate!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @timothybucky7170
      @timothybucky7170 5 лет назад +5

      and none of this in china. so in a way no one knows what they have to do for the best china possible.

    • @PoliticalMatter
      @PoliticalMatter 5 лет назад +5

      You mean every detail is true?

    • @krishurlburt7375
      @krishurlburt7375 5 лет назад +61

      If your watching this in China, make sure your using a good VPN. The state's been monitoring most of them.

    • @yunnotyum5288
      @yunnotyum5288 5 лет назад +11

      Kris Hurlburt Awwww, this is sadly very touching 😂

    • @timothybucky7170
      @timothybucky7170 5 лет назад +2

      i am albert einstein's grandson

  • @katehill9488
    @katehill9488 2 года назад +23

    Hi Last Week Tonight. I'm a social studies teacher, and I absolutely love your videos and would love to show them to my students. Would you ever consider putting out a school appropriate version of your videos, with the swear words bleeped out and some more appropriate jokes? Because this is awesome information that students need to know!!

    • @twigwigsoso
      @twigwigsoso 2 месяца назад

      You could make them yourself!! It is an adult comedy show but i've seen great teacher verison of history of the entire world i guess

  • @woutervanham8246
    @woutervanham8246 3 года назад +2

    8:32 don't think you've thought that abbreviation through enough...

  • @TIMXU7704
    @TIMXU7704 5 лет назад +346

    Well done, as I read the Chinese news, your show and HBO is banned in China now, so fragile Xi is.

    • @yanfanghu9220
      @yanfanghu9220 5 лет назад +2

      Tim Xu No. Not because of this one. My English is not good, and I will try my best to explain it. It is all about Tibetan. About this issue, the reports shown in west countries were totally wrong

    • @Magnificent_life
      @Magnificent_life 5 лет назад +32

      Yanfang Hu you ban it because it contradict your opinions?

    • @moduspwnenz
      @moduspwnenz 5 лет назад +4

      well youtube is blocked so obviously -___-

    • @etutelary
      @etutelary 5 лет назад +12

      Of course they ban anything that flies in the face of their state-driven narrative. Damn autocrats...

    • @sanyokasamuri8946
      @sanyokasamuri8946 5 лет назад +2

      Tim Xu that's how a tyrant is born

  • @castillo33brandon
    @castillo33brandon 5 лет назад +263

    Xi Jinping the type of dude to eat KitKat bars together unsnapped

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 7 месяцев назад +1

    "4000 different stories on new zealand"
    😂 yeah cause were awesome

    • @Oblivisci........
      @Oblivisci........ 5 месяцев назад +1

      Not gonna lie you kiwis are pretty cool...

  • @-m4nGo-
    @-m4nGo- 2 года назад +93

    Wow, insults the most powerful man on earth on camera, legendary.

    • @ickebins6948
      @ickebins6948 2 года назад +3

      He didnt speak about Trump..
      Sorry mate, your heard that wrong

    • @MJ-pu5lf
      @MJ-pu5lf 2 года назад

      Americans do that all the time.

    • @ickebins6948
      @ickebins6948 2 года назад

      @Kaleb Kurian Who cares about the US?
      People can say whatever they want..

  • @TheHigherSpace
    @TheHigherSpace 5 лет назад +1334

    Gonna go on a whim and say this video is blocked from all social media in china hhh

    • @Tang0Fox1
      @Tang0Fox1 5 лет назад +4

      TimelineUpdates just putting it out there? Lol

    • @tranvu5303
      @tranvu5303 5 лет назад +137

      Pretty sure youtube is blocked in china already.

    • @blc0179
      @blc0179 5 лет назад +54

      VPN is the answer!! Im in Shanghai right now for an internship

    • @jungle5267
      @jungle5267 5 лет назад +56

      Jokes on you, China has no access to most websites. The government brain wash the population through China made social media. Imagine Americans have only access to Fox news.

    • @kisame_5331
      @kisame_5331 5 лет назад +6

      VPN should help go around that.

  • @ritwicksen
    @ritwicksen 4 года назад +748

    "I'm going to stay on top indefinitely"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    That's what Xi said😁

  • @isaacbrown4506
    @isaacbrown4506 Год назад +1

    Belt and Road is looking like it's found its belt and is now hanging off a bridge over a road 😂

  • @yishuozhang4139
    @yishuozhang4139 2 года назад +2

    Three years later and this is still brilliant

  • @Simplegamemer
    @Simplegamemer 4 года назад +659

    11:27 "lean in"
    One Year Later we got the remade Lion King featuring John Oliver as Zazu

    • @chey6073
      @chey6073 4 года назад +52

      AIM GLOBAL Video Archives Unofficial I think he already got cast as Zazu by the time this came out. Also he did a great job as Zazu

    • @maxfieldjoyner5244
      @maxfieldjoyner5244 4 года назад +2

      AIM GLOBAL Video Archives Unofficial hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    • @phyllisneal8687
      @phyllisneal8687 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂 AND, it's the best❗😂😂😂

    • @LucasBurrell
      @LucasBurrell 4 года назад

      omfg lol

    • @LucasBurrell
      @LucasBurrell 4 года назад

      @@maxfieldjoyner5244 its on imbd

  • @neokoo1985
    @neokoo1985 5 лет назад +257

    So someone in China saw the episode Nosedive on Black Mirror and said that’s a great way to run a society........
    Neat

    • @fauxkamie
      @fauxkamie 5 лет назад +16

      I think nose dive was inspired by what was happening in China.

    • @111cvb111
      @111cvb111 5 лет назад +1

      Well the social credit thing shouldn't be too much of a deal i'm sure, people will see it as an opportunity as a new form of business so they can be hired by people to improve their social credit score by various methods.
      Sorta like how China already has a service for mobile app developers to get their product into the top 100 for more publicity. They'll just have to put some effort in to not piss the government off too much.

    • @Psy_Ro
      @Psy_Ro 5 лет назад +6

      I think they read psycho pass and thought. "Cool"

    • @user-hh2is9kg9j
      @user-hh2is9kg9j 5 лет назад +1

      that is exactly what i was thinking haha i miss BM

  • @clarklowe5632
    @clarklowe5632 Год назад +2

    John think you may need to revisit this now.

  • @LordTrayus
    @LordTrayus 3 года назад +2

    I can't stop laughing every time John shits on AT&T

  • @RogerWaters95
    @RogerWaters95 5 лет назад +634

    I love that of the photos of US Presidents eating ice cream, Eisenhower looks like the ice cream bar fought against him in the Second World War and he's finally getting revenge, yet now without that hatred fueling his drive and ambition, he experiences an existential crisis mid-bite.

    • @mitchellbland1655
      @mitchellbland1655 5 лет назад +31

      That basically sums up Eisenhower as a whole, to be honest

    • @electr_icity4613
      @electr_icity4613 4 года назад +26

      That is a surprisingly intricate analysis of a photograph of a president eating an ice cream bar.

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 4 года назад +9

      ​@@electr_icity4613 Yet accurate. Look in those eyes... Who has that look in their eyes when eating ice cream... Well, maybe if he was grossly overweight.

    • @daveyhouston
      @daveyhouston 4 года назад +3

      I have never seen jfk eat ice cream being that he is from Massachusetts that is weird !!

    • @phyllisneal8687
      @phyllisneal8687 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @hnxandar1507
    @hnxandar1507 5 лет назад +1576

    As a Chinese, I like this video, a lot is true when it comes to how he treats human rights. On the other hand, when is comes to international issues, the US doesn't really have a foot to stand on when it starts to point fingers

    • @DrewBisthebestdealwithit
      @DrewBisthebestdealwithit 5 лет назад +183

      HS Xu he’s British, so it’s even worse 😂 but he’s not part of the governments. That would be like me blaming all Germans for the actions of the Nazis

    • @ras8197
      @ras8197 5 лет назад +40

      HS Xu haha he is British. You know from Britain (England). Yes, of course US don’t have a ground but you don’t need a ground when you pointing at someone who also doesn’t have a ground. However, if your ground made of concrete then US happily fuck off, Russia. Also, You don’t have to say “as Chinese” because everyone’s opinion matter and yours is not more important than others just because you are Chinese.

    • @96Hack
      @96Hack 5 лет назад +135

      There goes your social score...

    • @KrishnaAdettiwar
      @KrishnaAdettiwar 5 лет назад +28

      HS Xu isn’t this illegal for you to watch ...

    • @hnxandar1507
      @hnxandar1507 5 лет назад +12

      Rasi true true, I still visit China and have relatives there, what I wanted to say is I agree with a lot of issues he said based on what I have seen and heard in China.

  • @VictorRing
    @VictorRing 3 года назад +6

    It's curious that Disney cast John as the cartoon character he self-professes to resemble the most XD

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 2 года назад +9

    _Just keep in mind that _*_China_*_ is trying to keep a lot of dark secrets hidden, but if I went there, my social credit score would plummet out of nowhere._

  • @HeartDrifter
    @HeartDrifter 5 лет назад +326

    After this aired the words "John Oliver" have been censored on Chinese internet

    • @genchellchao238
      @genchellchao238 5 лет назад +17

      chinese government ain't stupid.

    • @onespiker
      @onespiker 5 лет назад +1

      genchell chao you mean to ban it or to leave it unbanned?

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 5 лет назад +4

      Alli Ward is this a joke? Or are you being serious?

    • @HeartDrifter
      @HeartDrifter 5 лет назад +42

      serious.... if you try to message someone using Chinese social media apps with his name the message won't be received. It may still appear on your chat screen but it wont appear on their's. Same with forum posts, blogs and news articles (which will be taken down within minutes of being posted)

    • @sing759
      @sing759 5 лет назад +25

      yes.. they did, and they did ban him since he made talk show with Dalai Lama

  • @danem.9402
    @danem.9402 4 года назад +3363

    [This comment has been removed for violating Google’s guidelines regarding comments about the people’s republic of China.]

  • @addamsapple1233
    @addamsapple1233 2 года назад +7

    Protect Taiwan, Free Hong Kong, down with the CCP

  • @sarysa
    @sarysa 5 лет назад +345

    Well if AT&T decides to pull John I'm sure Netflix is dying to snatch him up.

    • @l6318
      @l6318 5 лет назад +46

      He never won't have a job.

    • @lolipedofin
      @lolipedofin 5 лет назад +22

      This show is destined for perpetual Emmy a-la Jon Stewart's The Daily Show. AT&T would be nuts to kill this, and if it is killed anyway, that would just mean massive pay jump for Oliver in different platform.

    • @JeremyHemberger
      @JeremyHemberger 5 лет назад +37

      I wish Netflix would snatch him up. Then I could actually watch the whole show.

    • @calebdziepak2950
      @calebdziepak2950 5 лет назад +5

      EVERYONE would be throwing money at him.

    • @jonathanpalmquist4894
      @jonathanpalmquist4894 5 лет назад +2

      They’d have to go through HBO first.

  • @TakiMakiGames
    @TakiMakiGames 5 лет назад +1672

    This is blocked in China with a VPN to HK. HAHAHA

    • @aniketbiswas7660
      @aniketbiswas7660 5 лет назад +7

      Taki Maki
      Blocked with VPN?

    • @Dwalimz
      @Dwalimz 5 лет назад +184

      He enabled his VPN to Hong Kong, and it was blocked there.

    • @weirdofromhalo
      @weirdofromhalo 5 лет назад +17

      Because he doesn't know how to use a vpn probably.

    • @Echiomega
      @Echiomega 5 лет назад +18

      I had to use US VPN so don't think it's just China.

    • @yueyu9968
      @yueyu9968 5 лет назад +5

      ???

  • @judderman1989
    @judderman1989 2 года назад +15

    I lived in the west of China where the Uyghur people are in 2008....I saw people being thrown out their houses at gunpoint and having them bulldozed in front of them. I hung about with some Uyghur people and was constantly being followed and pulled into police stations for questioning. I once googled Tibet and the internet went down and the police arrived at the door. Very scary place

    • @autumnjacobs1164
      @autumnjacobs1164 8 месяцев назад +1

      writing sm to take up space ⏮⏭3️⃣6️⃣3️⃣8️⃣🔢8️⃣⏮⏮⏭2️⃣4️⃣🔟🔢⏺🔽⏭⏮⏭3️⃣⏺⏮⏺

  • @AnthonyEdwardsFMVP
    @AnthonyEdwardsFMVP 2 года назад +2

    This must be MA 16+ tv show.

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 4 года назад +330

    “Hide your strength and Bid your time” is wise and intelligent quote that can be useful for victory in all walks of life.

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 4 года назад +34

      ‘Bide’ your time, but yeah it is a decent strategy.
      However, wouldn’t it be even better if we could work together instead of all the intra-species conflict? I mean, we’re all humans, fighting over land, resources, who gets to control others, etc. Surely we’ve played this game and there are better ones to try.

    • @richardgagne3255
      @richardgagne3255 4 года назад +9

      @@DanielVerberne Yeah let's start playing Warhammer 40k dammit!

    • @tonalambiguity3345
      @tonalambiguity3345 4 года назад +15

      Yes but why is being victorious over fellow human beings something desirable? This whole mantra implies that China wants to eventually rule the whole world. Considering how they rule their own citizens, is this something that we really want?

    • @daveyhouston
      @daveyhouston 4 года назад +5

      @@DanielVerberne human nature cannot be overcame racism homophobia sexism zelotry will still exist 1 million years from now that's life

    • @erikakoki5871
      @erikakoki5871 4 года назад +2

      found xi

  • @203jmatt
    @203jmatt 5 лет назад +289

    A pretty balanced video. I've lived in China for four years now, and a lot of media reporting on the country misses the key issues. In my opinion, Xi is very concerned about keeping the middle class happy. Thankfully John doesn't overplay the "he's turning China into a police state" card which so many people in the western media often do. If he tightens the grip too much, he's going to run into trouble. The Chinese elite have always viewed the masses with fear. The analogy goes: the people are the ocean, the government is a boat. The ocean can support the boat, but if it gets riled up, it is the ocean that sinks it.
    TLDR: This is pretty complicated stuff; no one knows where China is headed; John does a good job with that.

    • @thestrappingentrepreneur2822
      @thestrappingentrepreneur2822 5 лет назад +10

      Jonathan Matthews good analogy

    • @ulyssis
      @ulyssis 5 лет назад +13

      just for your information, the analogy was told by the famous minister Wie Zheng in Chinese history, who lived in Tang dynasty.

    • @juanvaldez1347
      @juanvaldez1347 5 лет назад +1

      Fantastically said, and very true.

    • @luigivercotti6410
      @luigivercotti6410 5 лет назад +6

      Are you even justified in saying this though? From my understanding, the phrase "playing the abhorrid-Orwellian-police state card" on China sounds like "playing the murdered-a-bunch-of-people card" on a serial killer, in that they're pretty much true, it doesn't take special foresight to see that, and they're also pretty goddamn significant, if not the centerpieces of the entire situation. I mean, from what I've heard it seems painfully clear-cut, so please enlighten me on the complexities that can somehow trivialize _this_ .

    • @nortonxvii
      @nortonxvii 5 лет назад +9

      there are other ways to do government besides liberal democracy, and liberal democracy isn't automatically the best
      Xi's power depends on a lot of other powerful people not turning on him; he has an incentive to listen to them. This sucks, of course, because if you're not threatening to the president due to being too poor or whatever, you're not gonna get heard- but, honestly, that's not really all that different from living in the US.

  • @AHolePro
    @AHolePro 2 года назад +1

    "My favorite thing is me coming to visit you, and then you ask, ‘How about a small smackerel of honey?'" - Xi Jinping

  • @kunyangli2865
    @kunyangli2865 2 года назад +4

    Have to point out that tho ‘Xi Da Da’ actually means ‘Father Xi’

  • @kaleidostar88
    @kaleidostar88 5 лет назад +94

    A lot of people in the comments are forgetting about the problems with What about-ism. Don't say "What about (insert bad thing US does)?" or that we aren't any better because of this or that. It isn't about who's better. Acknowledging the problems with one country or one politician does not mean that others aren't also problematic in one way or another. The point is that some of the things China is doing are quite concerning and could easily be leading to some pretty horrific things. Acknowledging these problems doesn't automatically mean things will go horribly wrong like people fear and it doesn't imply that America is strictly better because we certainly have our fair share of problems. It simply means that there are concerning things happening and the world should keep an eye on it.

    • @DetectiveRackham
      @DetectiveRackham 5 лет назад +12

      Indeed. It is almost ironic that people would use "Whatabouticsm" when it actually implies that they have failed to learn from past/ongoing mistakes of someone else and is repeating it/is making up an excuse to repeat it.

    • @TimNel80
      @TimNel80 5 лет назад

      It’s funny how people follow John Oliver as if he’s a beacon of how you should think. Don’t use whataboutism because John Oliver said so. He had a witty argument on Fox News about it.

    • @Regimeshifts
      @Regimeshifts 5 лет назад +5

      kaleidostar88, fully agree with you but most people are reacting to others defending the US in those what aboutism comments. Makes sense?

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 5 лет назад

      kaleidostar88 there is no what about ism... the US Capital Establishment has sourced most dictators and fascist states as controlled opposition over the last 150 yrs..
      sounds crackpot, sure, but if challenged to explain, it wouldn't be me cracking in this conversation...
      conservatism accrues power as liberalism disperses it.
      think on this as the derivation is clear...

    • @forfreeforlife8145
      @forfreeforlife8145 5 лет назад

      Fully agree with you. They don't solve any problem, but just questioning how about the same problem in other countries.

  • @jooroth18
    @jooroth18 4 года назад +596

    *this video may not be avalible in your country*

    • @TheBrothersBlue
      @TheBrothersBlue 4 года назад +9

      lol this woulda had way more upvotes like four months ago.

    • @james-972
      @james-972 4 года назад +20

      This entire website may not be accessible in our country

    • @ericzhu3561
      @ericzhu3561 4 года назад +3

      whoa, that hurts...

    • @heylolin3449
      @heylolin3449 4 года назад

      joshua ooroth hey try to search up some anti us government video. It’s also not available in your country

    • @user-wb7ez9ud4p
      @user-wb7ez9ud4p 4 года назад

      Gees where do you live?

  • @missmindy3803
    @missmindy3803 10 месяцев назад +2

    I know this isn’t the main take-away, but now we can add Biden to photos of the Ice Cream eating presidents. 🍦

  • @AllyWhiteArtist
    @AllyWhiteArtist 5 месяцев назад +1

    Watching in 2023, this hits a lot different.

  • @hannahplas2495
    @hannahplas2495 5 лет назад +548

    When that one woman laughs at 10:32, you can see that it makes John Oliver smile very briefly. It’s such a little pop of joy.☺️

    • @Ivy94F
      @Ivy94F 5 лет назад +14

      You’re right! Lol. I never woulda noticed it before.

    • @rinsawerig4147
      @rinsawerig4147 5 лет назад +3

      Awww
      So true

    • @monster2slayer
      @monster2slayer 5 лет назад +35

      10:31

    • @malvavisco10
      @malvavisco10 5 лет назад +9

      You need to click on your own time stamp to make sure it showcases what you wanted it to. Yours does not. Monster is right.

    • @xMoomin
      @xMoomin 5 лет назад +4

      u realize that's just a laugh track

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 5 лет назад +1924

    Watching this while in vacation in china makes me scared.

    • @spark9_
      @spark9_ 5 лет назад +139

      Kyle Li at least they haven't blocked the video yet.

    • @hansenriquez1810
      @hansenriquez1810 5 лет назад +193

      The secret police are on their way to arrest you.

    • @sebasmana5798
      @sebasmana5798 5 лет назад +35

      Kyle Li u okay buddy??

    • @corey2232
      @corey2232 5 лет назад +122

      Well...you definitely shouldn't have posted this under your actual name lol

    • @IhateCCP
      @IhateCCP 5 лет назад +26

      Mainland China is a shithole.

  • @chackobranthan9825
    @chackobranthan9825 2 года назад +3

    The song future’s coming home has scarred me in an irreparable way and I can’t Unhear it

  • @dr.pepper9893
    @dr.pepper9893 3 года назад +34

    Over 3,000 to 2 votes on abolishing term limits
    Breaking news: those two people who voted against it have seemingly disappeared and no one can track them how weird..

  • @N0N0111
    @N0N0111 5 лет назад +816

    3000 and only 2.
    Really want to know what happen to those 2.

    • @isaac1670
      @isaac1670 5 лет назад +210

      Nisco Racing
      What 2? There were never any 2. 2 is just a myth.

    • @vladdangel
      @vladdangel 5 лет назад +225

      If they were smart they'd claim "If it were 100% nobody would believe it so we voted in a way to legitimize your victory".

    • @RSciOfficial
      @RSciOfficial 5 лет назад +39

      Vaporized

    • @phazonlord0098
      @phazonlord0098 5 лет назад +20

      Probably they reopened the Chinese "Gulag" only for them.

    • @able2822
      @able2822 5 лет назад +4

      Tek Rx fcking genius

  • @KamInBim
    @KamInBim 5 лет назад +316

    That social score thing reminds me of the Nosedive episode in Black Mirror

    • @EchoSappho
      @EchoSappho 5 лет назад +10

      It reminded me of an episode from The Orville. But it's not new, the Yuan dynasty already had this system in place

    • @TahirNefjodov
      @TahirNefjodov 5 лет назад +7

      it basically is

    • @ashieshhh
      @ashieshhh 5 лет назад +4

      Exactly.

    • @MrCanscorleo215
      @MrCanscorleo215 5 лет назад +5

      TheKamistry85 EXACTLY!!!! Betting that's where they got the idea,

    • @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu
      @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu 5 лет назад +4

      That was a great episode! I can totally see things going in that direction and it appears that China already has! :\

  • @leieye
    @leieye Год назад +2

    @LastWeekTonight A remake of this episode with the new info would be great

  • @rk-gh4iv
    @rk-gh4iv 3 года назад +15

    let's all agree that it'd be better to see this show in many different angles.

  • @casevanstolk3044
    @casevanstolk3044 4 года назад +301

    I think John Oliver more closely resembles Milhouse.

    • @fabioribeiro4627
      @fabioribeiro4627 4 года назад +16

      With his self-deprecating humor, he'd probably embrace that and make a practical joke about it.

    • @NFSF1McLaren
      @NFSF1McLaren 4 года назад +10

      "Oh look! It's British Milhouse!"
      - John Oliver about himself, 2016

    • @carlodurant87
      @carlodurant87 4 года назад +2

      All he needs is blue hair

    • @auntiesemite9295
      @auntiesemite9295 3 года назад

      Yes, both are jews.

  • @liammcclish4291
    @liammcclish4291 5 лет назад +45

    All the dystopian novels are coming true one at a time

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 5 лет назад

      You know that famous chinese cursing: may you live in interesting times.

    • @GusOfTheDorks
      @GusOfTheDorks 5 лет назад +1

      Worst part, he's really soft balling the issues. Like that whole Muslim reeducation camp thing is cute. But he kinda failed to even touch on Fallon gong or the forced organ harvesting which was so bad Congress has had sessions to try and figure out a way to stop it.

    • @liammcclish4291
      @liammcclish4291 5 лет назад

      Wait so some Chinese sort of religious protestors are pissed about organ harvesting and that makes china really mad. Forced organ harvesting is some of the most fucked up shit. One of the things that might be actually able to change china in a major way is Christianity. There is set to be a huge spike of Christians in China.

    • @GusOfTheDorks
      @GusOfTheDorks 5 лет назад

      dastardly dan caesar chan No, I mean China has banned a number of religion and in order to find a use for their religious prisoners they often exectue them and forceably harvest their organs.

    • @liammcclish4291
      @liammcclish4291 5 лет назад

      Thats way worse than i thought it was just like all of china

  • @jamesharrod7579
    @jamesharrod7579 3 года назад +3

    John Oliver can now never go to China 🇨🇳.

  • @chrisbuzz712
    @chrisbuzz712 Год назад +3

    Time for another episode on Xi

  • @fennxfox6241
    @fennxfox6241 3 года назад +119

    I have a friend who moved to America from a China and my history teacher was talking about censorship when she made a comparison to Tiananmen Square and asked my friend about it to make a point. My friend admitted she’d never known anything at all had happened in Tiananmen Square. This was just four years ago

    • @ibrahimyange1528
      @ibrahimyange1528 3 года назад +17

      All governments are like that. The US hid the crime it did in Iraq and the massive surveillance until they were leaked. But atleast it's much free in the US

    • @HongFeiBai
      @HongFeiBai Год назад +5

      I wonder if Americans know about Abu Ghraib.

    • @adamjarrett5490
      @adamjarrett5490 Год назад +3

      @@HongFeiBai As an American, I learned about the Abu Ghraib prison in psychology. Although I'd admit most Americans probably never heard of it.