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There was this case in Siberian nature preserve where the staff noticed that the empty barrels from the patrol helicopter fuel started to go missing, but the baffling part was why would anyone steal the empty barrels, turned out the local bear population developed a taste for the fuel fumes and started steal the barrels so they can huff on them, isn't nature beautiful.
Considering that bears are sometimes even smarter than some children and while I was in school the nearby school supply/stationary stores were warned not to sell particular glues to kids no matter what excuses they gave, I'd say that checks.
I remember this. They had footage of one bear showing another bear how/where to huff jet fuel. It was a problem for a little while. The bears would literally roll around and pass out, high.
Ibogaine treatment is the future of rehabilitation, Simon. It has a higher success rate than the most expensive rehabs in parts of the world that don't use it. Affordable ibogaine rehabilitation in the United States would probably really help with the massive opioid crisis.
Dont take his comments on drugs and addiction seriously. I like Simon and his content but its he knows little about addiction and drugs. That's okay tho
Ibogaine is still extremely risky to consume it's extremely hard on the body even in the best conditions, and you get the same results if you keep the setting but change the drug to Ayahuasca or psilocybin
"Ursine" comes from the Latin word for bear (ursus) and is an adjective for anything relating to bears. Similarly, things related to dogs are canine; things related to cattle are bovine; etc.
If Simon could be on top of his scripts, could recall previous videos or even just five minutes earlier in the same video, and could stay On Target like the roof on a Target store I would be forced to admit to myself that getting my shit together is not *actually* "forbidden by the laws of thermodynamics" and I'd have to put in whatever minimal effort is required for me to qualify as a barely functioning person... Can't see that my shambolic zero-effort lifestyle is likely to face the challenge of such a threat for the foreseeable though, which is a good thing for Whistleboy's watchtime.
Just watched one of his vids from like 6 years ago. Not a thing has changed. Well... He has a nice beard now, looks much more dapper, and like he can afford to eat more than once a day (the man has to make hella bank at this point, very well deserved.) So maybe some things have changed
Ibogaine, is not terror inducing at all. I went through ibogaine treatment in mexico and it was an amazing experience that really did more for me getting clean than anything else did.
Salva is Mexican smoke a bong of that 10-15 minutes of the most insane, intense, trip of your life, then it stops, and that stuff was legal in England, sold as a party legal high,
Yeah we have a place here in New Zealand that uses Ibogaine for treating addiction. Apparently it has a really high success rate. Many people say it forces them to confront, not the addictive drug, but themselves. I really wish I could have afforded to go to them instead of the much harder route I took to beat my 7 year addiction to opioids. That was a damn hard fight! I figured I had gone down that path for 7 years, so it would take at least that to walk out and fix my brain. I'm on year 4 now and doing well. There's still an occasional urge, but it's so much weaker than it used to be and I'm always able to resist these days. Still, Ibogaine treatment would have been so much better
@@fattdamon1980 Congratulations to you as well!! A few months is inspiring and impressive too. This sounds so corny and cliche, and, it's true: every day sober is a huge milestone😌🙏 you can do it and I believe in you
BTW, Simon, the idea that a toxic mushroom is closely related to really deadly mushrooms like the Death Cap or Destroying Angel is not all that odd. Consider some of the foods we humans eat. Potatoes and tomatoes are both closely related to Deadly Nightshade, and we eat those (the tomatoes and potatoes) all the time don't we? And guess what? Carrots and caraway seeds and dill seeds are all very closely related to Poison Hemlock, the poison by which Socrates was executed.
Crazy little tidbit for you. Nightshade (Atropa Belladonna) produces little purplish berries. They're definitely poisonous. They contain an alkaloid called atropine. We actually use it as a medicine, in small doses. It's sometimes used to cause dilation in the pupils.
Story of my mom: she spent several weeks on a farm, which also had cows on a pasture. And plum trees on the same pasture. When it was August, the plums did ripen, then over-ripen, and fall to the ground. The cows wolfed them down, which had a visible effect on their less than stellar gait. When she asked what was wrong with them, the farmer told her that they would do that each time when it was the season of fermented plums... Btw: Santa Claus was initially clad in brown.
He's making a list, he's checking it twice, and now he's on a list, and being investigated by the taxman, and the human wright's authority for modern slavery, workplace safety, and human trafficking, sorry!
Couple things, Simon: - As a native Kentuckian, there’s no such thing as ‘posh’, even in Lexington with all the horse farms - JAG stands for ‘Judge Advocate General’ and is used for all US military officers who are attorneys. The tv show JAG focused on the Navy & Marine Corps side though, so you were only half-wrong hahaha Great video as always, Blaze Squad!
When I was in grammar school in the 1960s, there was a book in our little school library that showed spiderwebs with spiders on different drugs. The spider on drugs experimentation has been going on for a while. As I recall, the worst web in that particular book was a spider on caffeine. It was basically a single strand... I guess the spider then gave up.
The Kererū (a type of wood pigeon) here in NZ love eating over ripe/rotting fruit. They're well known for getting drunk from doing this and falling out of trees. Sometimes they've even had to be taken to a sanctuary to sober up. 😂
Dawww! I was hoping you’d mention Buzzwinkle the moose from Anchorage Alaska who was famous for getting drunk off of fermented crabapples, causing a ruckus, and passing out in the middle of town. He had a fondness for christmas lights when getting bombed, and if he happened to pass out in the middle of a road motorists would have to decide if they wanted to risk trying to wake him up. Sometimes he’d be so hammered though that he couldn’t be roused and workers would need to use tractors to move his drunk butt outta the way 😂
@@ronelleroux8225 I f-ing love Amarula, pure, with ice, with coffee, there is literally nothing it doesn't make better! F Baileys, once you had Amarula, you can't go back 😛
Here in Colorado, you're allowed up to six plants at a time, three flowering, three veg, but no one does that because we DO have shops you can just go buy it at. The only caveat is you need to be 21(+) with I.D., so, just like a Liquor store but with more security! The only difference is that instead of some old bitty behind the register who needs her reading glasses to the check your I.D., the on site security guard scans your ID into the system connected directly with the state, using with the QR code on the back, and can instantly tell whether your ID is valid or not.
Never fear, Simon, this topic can never be outdated. Cocaine bear is a classic tale! A timeless story! Also, when you hear Americans talking about which freeway they took and how long it took them to get there, those are Californians. They love talking about traffic and the best routes to get places. 😂
*Southern Californians. Trust me, I've lived most of my life in San Diego. In other places in the US, they don't talk about freeways as "the 45" or "the 92".
It is positively INSANE how much people from LA talk about roads in LA. I've been there once and hated it, but because I listen to podcasts I know about Hollywood Blvd, Sepulveda, the 405, the PCH, Rancho Cucamonga, I know all these stupid roads in LA and I live in fucking North Carolina
@@starrywizdom omg I just noticed this last night, my friend from SoCal was calling interstate 93 “the 93” and I figured it was a west coast thing, I didn’t know it was a SoCal thing 😂 We locals (New Hampshire) just say I93, I95, route 3, etc.
the whole story behind the cocaine bear and the drug running from Central KY is a really interesting one. you can find a lot out from the book the bluegrass conspiracy
Hey Simon, you should definitely do an episode on Joe Rogan's favorite drug! It's called DMT, and some very interesting studies just came out recently about it! For some strange reason, people who have never met or heard of DMT all share the same distinct hallucinations. Very interesting stuff...
I fuckin LOVE these videos! Kevin's blazing scripts, Sam's masterful editing and Factboy's.......uh.....'talents' I guess 😅. Keep up the great work all!!
You missed the best part of the cocaine Bear story: As long as people believe in it, the taxidermied bear in the mall can legally marry people. Basically, it officially doesn't have the authority (obviously), but Kentucky law state that a marriage can't be invalidate if the couple believed the officer was legitimate. So in the end, as long as the couple believe that the bear has the authority to marry them, it kind of actually does.
Would people knowing this law make a cycle of if I believe in the law then I believe I can do it; making the marriage valid due to the belief that the marriage would be valid due to the law.
@@grapetoad6595 Lol, probably, at least if they don't completely understand the law. If they understand it as something along the line of "if the couple believes the officer to be legitimate then that officer is legitimate" in that case yes.
Forget the formalities, can you get a mate drunk enough to marry a stuffed bear in the eyes of the law, so he has to technically divorce the taxidermyed bypedual beast, because that's one for the book of mischief, plus bloody funny,
Probably explain why Kentucky made it into the top ten dumbest states and one of the worst states to live in. You got fried chicken. No debate on that. Everything else? Well...
Historians will look back on this episode as the point when Simon first became interested in indoor gardening and animal husbandry as they're writing the history of Simon's Whistle Top Pop cannabis infused urine.
No worries...we're use to things being outdated with you, Simon. That's why we come here to be reminded of stuff AND to remind you of stuff that you've done! Hahaha. We LOVE you! Keep up the good work and please don't overwork yourself. Also, I love the fact that Simon can't remember anything he's done. When he says that he just reads the scripts and nothing sticks, he's not lying.
My brother does his PhD about the treatment of long-term psychiatric ailments with psychedelics and the research undeniably point in the direction of LSD and psilocybin being effective as a treatment. So it's not that you're seeing into other dimensions but it also definitely does not fuck up your brain. As someone with chronic pain, I can't wait for another effective treatment to become available.
Yeah the reindeer pee is like all the mushrooms the deer ate then “processed” so you’re essentially getting a concentrated big dose of molecule in shrooms. Thanks Deer!
Ibogain helps with opioid addiction because it also binds to certain opioid receptor sites and blocks both withdrawal effects and reduces or stops cravings. After a single dose. This makes it a much more useful treatment than Methadone or Suboxone because those just take the place of the drug and require daily/regular doses. The idea with most other opioid maintenance drugs is to slowly wean the dose down and then get off, similar to nicotine patches. While Ibogain is a single treatment and probably safe if only done that one time. It's likely less safe if somebody keeps doing these treatments repeatedly throughout their life.
I like how simons like "ooo I'll just take that cocaine" and I'm the exact opposite, they can have the cocaine but he definitely wasn't wearing a pair of NVGs, not sure what you are talking about 🤣
there used to be a bunch of videos on RUclips about people building Ikea furniture high on various narcotics. It was hilarious lol , but yeah it really showed how useless one is while high
As an amateur mycologist, and avid drug user, this was a really fun episode. The Fly Agaric high is closer to what it's like taking a Xannax bar than it is to a long psychedelic trip from psilocybin or LSD. I don't doubt the reindeer piss thing being true, but I don't know anyone that has tried that so I can't speak for that form of it's high, but the less gross way to use it is actually an annoyingly elaborate process that is generally not worth the trouble. You have to find some Fly Agaric (Amanita muscaria) first, then peel the red skin off the caps (which is very delicate). Then it needs to be put out on a drying rack like a baking sheet, and you can either wait a long time for it to naturally dry out completely, or put it in the oven at very low temp to speed up the process (but can't burn them at all). Then, you have to tear up/grind the dried skin and roll it into a joint, can be mixed with weed or tobacco if you want for filler, and then smoked. It tastes as bad as "smoking a mushroom" sounds like it will taste, and all that for something pretty mild that you could've gotten a better version of by simply swallowing a pill. Regarding doing Ibogaine, the reason you'd want to do it, even if you might have a bad trip, is because it apparently repairs the part of the brain that is physically altered when you first become addicted to opiates, and resets it back to how it was before becoming addicted, making it much, much, much easier to quit using opiates, and to stay off of them long term. An 8 hour bad trip is absolutely worth dealing with compared to the YEARS of feeling like your life is just Hell on Earth, as you ruin your future, your relationships, your financial resources, etc. steadily but surely as time goes on. The drug you were thinking about that Joe Rogan talks about causing him to believe in other dimensions is DMT (diemethyltryptamine), and while I don't think someone that relies on attention is a good source of information on just about _any_ subject, DMT is a truly mysterious, and for many, life altering psychedelic. It's the grand daddy of all hallucinogens with the sole possible exception of Salvia, which only has comparable potency due to being synthetically made. DMT is a naturally occurring substance found in literally all forms of life except a certain sea creature for some reason, and in humans it's found in the pinneal gland of the brain. Even grass has trace amounts of DMT in it, that's how ubiquitous it is. It can't kill you, the high from vaporizing (NOT smoking) extracted, mostly pure DMT only lasts about 15-30 minutes at most, but it's so potent that it is consistently able to induce out of body experiences, including full field of view encompassing open eye hallucinations that completely override whatever is physically in front of you. Since we can't possibly comprehend how a 4th dimension would look, many people argue that some of the experiences people have on DMT are short glimpses of what the world might look like to anything that can see/exist in the 4th dimension. A lot of what people experience is probably just hallucinations made by their own brain, but there's just so much we don't know about DMT and also about hallucinations themselves, so it can't really be said for sure how/why DMT does what it does to us.
Simon...go to the Netherlands and get some mushrooms, the psilocybin kind. Eat them, then think about the claim that Iboga, a significantly stronger psychedelic, is capable of helping people overcome a physically debilitating addiction. You need to line up music you love, a fantasy type movie you really want to watch, in a place where you feel safe. You will change your mind. 😏
Brain blaze, formerly known as business blaze, is the perfect channel to detox all the nonsense on the internet. It’s absurd and ADHD fueled but none of the normie drama nonsense that people ruin each others lives over things as petty as not holding the door. 15:50 probably to force the adrenaline rush from fight or flight
"I thought I was a tiger the most part of the afternoon!" (fun fact: LSDs effects last for 8 to 12 hours... So the whole day, not just the afternoon xD) Simon: "And you didn't write about it?" "Simon! Tigers can't write!" Simon: "And you wonder why I keep you trapped in my basement..." 😅
Dat shyt lasts way to long to be fun I aways used to end up staying up all night feeling like piss well repeating fractals bounced in my head.... I'll stick to shrooms
I remember when the OG bear died from a Cocaine overdose. It was really sad. I admit that I have been very confused by the comments on "Cocaine Bear" the last few months, thinking everyone was talking about this original bear. I didn't know there was a movie until now. Poor bear.
Time-Traveling Tiger, new band name, patent pending, lol. Simon is hilarious but he absolutely must do a vid about the use of psychedelics for treating PTSD and addiction! He'd enjoy it and have that knowledge until he forgets about it a week later lol
Simon not knowing what he’s talking about is fun most of the time but not when it comes to drugs that actually help people. For instance, Ibocaine can very much help one get off of their addictions.
DMT is the drug you were trying to remember that Joe Rogan talks about. I'll admit its more likely one doesn't actually see into other dimensions, however don't rule it out completely until you've experienced it yourself.
Until they put the door in in my nextdoor neighbors house, I didn't even realise they set up shop and started to grow weed in there. So whilst I was having a chat with the old bill, I said "I've never smelt anything" and he said "If you opened up your loft hatch then you DEFINATELY would of smelt it." What they did for the extraction was to leave the loft hatch open and stick all the hoses through it. But to make sure it was dispersed evenly and didn't make any noise, they cut all the roofing felt on the back of the tiles on the back of the house so you'd never even know. So all of that hot dank smelling air, passed through all the tile gaps and as it's such a large area, you'd never hear any air moving. What a brilliant idea and whoever came up with it needs a steak n a shag. I'm guessing it's country lines because of how professionally and quickly it was set. After my last nightmare neighbor, I would of loved for them to carry on indefinitely because there's hardly ever their and if I did find out what's going on. I ain't gonna say a fucking word to anyone, just incase my kids get hurt. As you can probably image, they didn't have a qualified sparks doing their electrical installation and me being a qualified sparks. I told them I'm more than happy to "make it safe" so the boy's in blue can crack on without the fear of being shocked. Even though the person who put the most effort in putting the door in, was this tiny little girl. She put ALL the big lads to shame. Get in there girl! 😜
In the cocaine bear story, it wasn't that the plane was malfunctioning. The pilot realised he was being tracked by the DEA. His copilot, unaware of the drugs but suspicious did survive.
Animals behaving in a beastly manner when high. The spiders on drugs have had their webs put up as evidence of “drugs bad.” for a very long time. LOL!!!
You should do a video about ‘Rat park’. Basically it’s a paradise for rats with everything they might like. They have running wheels, good food, play things, enough other rat friends, etc. BUT, they also had the option to take cocaine water, heroin, LSD, and a couple other drugs. The results are fascinating. Stuart McMillen wrote an an amazing longform social commentary comic based on real-life historical events
The NASA/spider experiment seems exactly like the type of experiment that comes out when you tell rocket scientists (instead of a zoologist or a chemist) to "keep the spiders awake."
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Lol idk y but I feel like Simon really wants to smoke weed again 😂😂 feel like simons making vids about things he wants to do
lmfao the 911 joke was so perfect for the end
Well, at least you haven't said 'Business Blaze' in awhile, so there's that!
I just visited them before watching your vid and... HOLY S#$@ that is some sexy stuff... I am so going to be buying from them when I have money.
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There was this case in Siberian nature preserve where the staff noticed that the empty barrels from the patrol helicopter fuel started to go missing, but the baffling part was why would anyone steal the empty barrels, turned out the local bear population developed a taste for the fuel fumes and started steal the barrels so they can huff on them, isn't nature beautiful.
😂😂😂😂 that's actually hilarious, and sad at the same time lol
Considering that bears are sometimes even smarter than some children and while I was in school the nearby school supply/stationary stores were warned not to sell particular glues to kids no matter what excuses they gave, I'd say that checks.
I remember this. They had footage of one bear showing another bear how/where to huff jet fuel. It was a problem for a little while. The bears would literally roll around and pass out, high.
Ibogaine treatment is the future of rehabilitation, Simon. It has a higher success rate than the most expensive rehabs in parts of the world that don't use it. Affordable ibogaine rehabilitation in the United States would probably really help with the massive opioid crisis.
I have seen some hardcore heroin and fentynal addicts become clean and stay clean with ibogain
Dont take his comments on drugs and addiction seriously. I like Simon and his content but its he knows little about addiction and drugs. That's okay tho
I'm just sayin if we stopped using Narcan this would be over in a few months
@@ryansauchuk7290no it wouldn't
Ibogaine is still extremely risky to consume it's extremely hard on the body even in the best conditions, and you get the same results if you keep the setting but change the drug to Ayahuasca or psilocybin
"Ursine" comes from the Latin word for bear (ursus) and is an adjective for anything relating to bears. Similarly, things related to dogs are canine; things related to cattle are bovine; etc.
My fave taxonomy is when it's just repetitive... Gorilla gorilla. Tautonyms are weird.
Isn't it pretty commonly used?
So things related to donkeys are asinine?
@@CraftyVegan Correct. Foxes are vulpine, sheep are ovine, mice are murine....
@@CraftyVegan that was perfect!
"I thought i was a tiger for most of the afternoon!" I cant remember the last time ive laughed this hard
Simon not being able to understand his scripts, forgetting every subject he's covered before, and insane tangents is what I'm here for.
It makes watching his other channels not nearly as fun as they used to be.
If Simon could be on top of his scripts, could recall previous videos or even just five minutes earlier in the same video, and could stay On Target like the roof on a Target store I would be forced to admit to myself that getting my shit together is not *actually* "forbidden by the laws of thermodynamics" and I'd have to put in whatever minimal effort is required for me to qualify as a barely functioning person...
Can't see that my shambolic zero-effort lifestyle is likely to face the challenge of such a threat for the foreseeable though, which is a good thing for Whistleboy's watchtime.
Allegedly 😏
@@JGSBILLY Am I right Peter!
Just watched one of his vids from like 6 years ago. Not a thing has changed. Well... He has a nice beard now, looks much more dapper, and like he can afford to eat more than once a day (the man has to make hella bank at this point, very well deserved.) So maybe some things have changed
Ibogaine, is not terror inducing at all. I went through ibogaine treatment in mexico and it was an amazing experience that really did more for me getting clean than anything else did.
Salva is Mexican smoke a bong of that 10-15 minutes of the most insane, intense, trip of your life, then it stops, and that stuff was legal in England, sold as a party legal high,
Yeah we have a place here in New Zealand that uses Ibogaine for treating addiction. Apparently it has a really high success rate. Many people say it forces them to confront, not the addictive drug, but themselves. I really wish I could have afforded to go to them instead of the much harder route I took to beat my 7 year addiction to opioids. That was a damn hard fight! I figured I had gone down that path for 7 years, so it would take at least that to walk out and fix my brain. I'm on year 4 now and doing well. There's still an occasional urge, but it's so much weaker than it used to be and I'm always able to resist these days. Still, Ibogaine treatment would have been so much better
@@ctakitimu I just passed four years clean too. You have both my empathy and respect🙏
@@TitularHeroine p months and counting here, congratulations on 4 years.
@@fattdamon1980 Congratulations to you as well!! A few months is inspiring and impressive too. This sounds so corny and cliche, and, it's true: every day sober is a huge milestone😌🙏 you can do it and I believe in you
BTW, Simon, the idea that a toxic mushroom is closely related to really deadly mushrooms like the Death Cap or Destroying Angel is not all that odd. Consider some of the foods we humans eat. Potatoes and tomatoes are both closely related to Deadly Nightshade, and we eat those (the tomatoes and potatoes) all the time don't we? And guess what? Carrots and caraway seeds and dill seeds are all very closely related to Poison Hemlock, the poison by which Socrates was executed.
Apple and apricot seeds contain toxins also.
Crazy little tidbit for you. Nightshade (Atropa Belladonna) produces little purplish berries. They're definitely poisonous. They contain an alkaloid called atropine. We actually use it as a medicine, in small doses. It's sometimes used to cause dilation in the pupils.
Simon should demonstrate each drug. One a month. It could be a whole new channel.
The true brain blaze lol
I cant wait for a drug addled Simon to tell us all the conspiracies are true
You'll kill him! NOOOO
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@@Jasonmakesvideo Not Until the Simon Says AI Clone comes out !!!
I told my wife the real story of Cocaine Bear, and she started crying for the bear and I could not bring the subject up anymore.
Tell her at least the bear went quickly. Peacefully....meh, but maybe painlessly too. Maybe...
It made me really sad , too. 😆
Story of my mom: she spent several weeks on a farm, which also had cows on a pasture. And plum trees on the same pasture. When it was August, the plums did ripen, then over-ripen, and fall to the ground. The cows wolfed them down, which had a visible effect on their less than stellar gait. When she asked what was wrong with them, the farmer told her that they would do that each time when it was the season of fermented plums...
Btw: Santa Claus was initially clad in brown.
I was surprised the Cedar Waxwings didn't make it into the video. They're well known for getting drunk on fermented fruit.
He's making a list, he's checking it twice, and now he's on a list, and being investigated by the taxman, and the human wright's authority for modern slavery, workplace safety, and human trafficking, sorry!
Not surprised. Moose like their fermented fruit, too.
Kudos to Kevin for the best 9/11 joke I've ever been jump scared by.
"I'm a time travelling tiger!" Probably the best line I've ever heard, anywhere, at any time.
Couple things, Simon:
- As a native Kentuckian, there’s no such thing as ‘posh’, even in Lexington with all the horse farms
- JAG stands for ‘Judge Advocate General’ and is used for all US military officers who are attorneys. The tv show JAG focused on the Navy & Marine Corps side though, so you were only half-wrong hahaha
Great video as always, Blaze Squad!
Basking in the warm glow of a Simon rant on an otherwise crappy day is exactly what I needed 😊
This was the episode we all needed😂 Simon's love of drugs is shining through 🤣 allegedly and a 9/11 joke 😂
When Ever Simon Mentions Cocaine is Any show He Perks Up !!!
When I was in grammar school in the 1960s, there was a book in our little school library that showed spiderwebs with spiders on different drugs. The spider on drugs experimentation has been going on for a while. As I recall, the worst web in that particular book was a spider on caffeine. It was basically a single strand... I guess the spider then gave up.
I remember when this channel was fuelled by cocaine and caffeine!!
Bring back the script slapping and King Danny 10 mins intros
And the roaming while we Blaze. It all added added a certain energy that's been missing since.
*Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen suddenly starts playing*
And the Zebra mask, we all miss the Zebra mask
I rewatch those all the time.
The Kererū (a type of wood pigeon) here in NZ love eating over ripe/rotting fruit. They're well known for getting drunk from doing this and falling out of trees.
Sometimes they've even had to be taken to a sanctuary to sober up. 😂
Cocaine Bear is Simon's Spirit Animal
More like Simon is cocaine bears spirit animal 😂
Cocaine honney badger is my spirit animal, or wingman, or drinking buddy, or copilot,
@@stephanefarnes6398 lol !
Dawww! I was hoping you’d mention Buzzwinkle the moose from Anchorage Alaska who was famous for getting drunk off of fermented crabapples, causing a ruckus, and passing out in the middle of town.
He had a fondness for christmas lights when getting bombed, and if he happened to pass out in the middle of a road motorists would have to decide if they wanted to risk trying to wake him up.
Sometimes he’d be so hammered though that he couldn’t be roused and workers would need to use tractors to move his drunk butt outta the way 😂
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Ibogaine sounds like it's what Scarecrow put in the water of Gotham in Batman Begins
I'm here for it. You can't have cocaine in a blaze boy video and think I won't instantly click.
Also a huge fan we've been begging for Cocaine Bear on the subreddit for years and it's finally happened.
@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM there is a subreddit?!?!?! Please let it be one subreddit and not one for every RUclips channel.
@@McWillis It is indeed one subreddit. Fair warning, half of the posts are people posting video recommendations
@@ThatWriterKevin what is the subreddit name? I understand the people's need to get their word out. Probably won't put it on my main feed cuz of that.
@@McWillis Just r/simonwhistler
Sam using the TIFO intro every time that Simon realizes of something he didn’t know, always cracks me up. 😂😂😂😂
Simon's next soundbite: I can't work unless I'm on LSD.
“I can’t work unless I’m on LSD”
Fact boy : 😂
CIA: 👀😳
My first "experience" with drugged animals was in The Living Desert, where the elephants and monkeys were munching on fermented fruit and got wasted.
In parts of Africa they eat Amarula fruit. We actually make a fantastic alcoholic beverage from it.
@@ronelleroux8225 I f-ing love Amarula, pure, with ice, with coffee, there is literally nothing it doesn't make better! F Baileys, once you had Amarula, you can't go back 😛
OMG ... I have never laughed so hard at a Blaze show ... BRILLIANT!!! Thank you Simon, you made my day!!!
Here in Colorado, you're allowed up to six plants at a time, three flowering, three veg, but no one does that because we DO have shops you can just go buy it at. The only caveat is you need to be 21(+) with I.D., so, just like a Liquor store but with more security! The only difference is that instead of some old bitty behind the register who needs her reading glasses to the check your I.D., the on site security guard scans your ID into the system connected directly with the state, using with the QR code on the back, and can instantly tell whether your ID is valid or not.
Never fear, Simon, this topic can never be outdated. Cocaine bear is a classic tale! A timeless story!
Also, when you hear Americans talking about which freeway they took and how long it took them to get there, those are Californians. They love talking about traffic and the best routes to get places. 😂
*Southern Californians.
Trust me, I've lived most of my life in San Diego. In other places in the US, they don't talk about freeways as "the 45" or "the 92".
@@starrywizdom Yes, all true! Definitely southern Californians! I don't even have to trust you, I know from experience. 😉
It is positively INSANE how much people from LA talk about roads in LA. I've been there once and hated it, but because I listen to podcasts I know about Hollywood Blvd, Sepulveda, the 405, the PCH, Rancho Cucamonga, I know all these stupid roads in LA and I live in fucking North Carolina
@@starrywizdom omg I just noticed this last night, my friend from SoCal was calling interstate 93 “the 93” and I figured it was a west coast thing, I didn’t know it was a SoCal thing 😂
We locals (New Hampshire) just say I93, I95, route 3, etc.
2:30 - Mid roll ads
3:50 - Back to the video
5:10 - Chapter 1 - Santa's reindeer are tripping balls
10:55 - Chapter 2 - Mandrills use performance enhancing drugs
16:35 - Chapter 3 - A flock of sheep gets the munchies
19:20 - Chapter 4 - Cocaine bear
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- Chapter 6 -
the whole story behind the cocaine bear and the drug running from Central KY is a really interesting one. you can find a lot out from the book the bluegrass conspiracy
Simon doesn't want tourists to cut in on his weed. Alledgedly.
Hey Simon, you should definitely do an episode on Joe Rogan's favorite drug! It's called DMT, and some very interesting studies just came out recently about it! For some strange reason, people who have never met or heard of DMT all share the same distinct hallucinations. Very interesting stuff...
I fuckin LOVE these videos!
Kevin's blazing scripts, Sam's masterful editing and Factboy's.......uh.....'talents' I guess 😅.
Keep up the great work all!!
Thanks!
You missed the best part of the cocaine Bear story:
As long as people believe in it, the taxidermied bear in the mall can legally marry people.
Basically, it officially doesn't have the authority (obviously), but Kentucky law state that a marriage can't be invalidate if the couple believed the officer was legitimate. So in the end, as long as the couple believe that the bear has the authority to marry them, it kind of actually does.
Would people knowing this law make a cycle of if I believe in the law then I believe I can do it; making the marriage valid due to the belief that the marriage would be valid due to the law.
@@grapetoad6595 Lol, probably, at least if they don't completely understand the law. If they understand it as something along the line of "if the couple believes the officer to be legitimate then that officer is legitimate" in that case yes.
Forget the formalities, can you get a mate drunk enough to marry a stuffed bear in the eyes of the law, so he has to technically divorce the taxidermyed bypedual beast, because that's one for the book of mischief, plus bloody funny,
Ya not sure where I'm thinking it actually happens more then expected but I'm pretty sure a lady married a Ferris wheel
Probably explain why Kentucky made it into the top ten dumbest states and one of the worst states to live in.
You got fried chicken. No debate on that.
Everything else?
Well...
Hey Simon, I'm a huge fan and saw you just posted this. Hope you keep up the good work!
I am embarrassed to admit that Brain Blaze is my favorite Simon channel.
Don’t be
Same but I’m not embarrassed
The tiger reference seems very specific... Almost like a trip that he's had in the past...
Historians will look back on this episode as the point when Simon first became interested in indoor gardening and animal husbandry as they're writing the history of Simon's Whistle Top Pop cannabis infused urine.
Jesus Chist. Imagine his channels being the only thing they find 1000 years in the future and is our Cato the Elder lmao
No worries...we're use to things being outdated with you, Simon. That's why we come here to be reminded of stuff AND to remind you of stuff that you've done! Hahaha. We LOVE you! Keep up the good work and please don't overwork yourself. Also, I love the fact that Simon can't remember anything he's done. When he says that he just reads the scripts and nothing sticks, he's not lying.
My brother does his PhD about the treatment of long-term psychiatric ailments with psychedelics and the research undeniably point in the direction of LSD and psilocybin being effective as a treatment. So it's not that you're seeing into other dimensions but it also definitely does not fuck up your brain. As someone with chronic pain, I can't wait for another effective treatment to become available.
Really well done, as usual, and very funny. Thanks Kevin.
I have been hoping for this, and Simon & Team made it great.
Thanks!
Omg I actually caught a video right as it dropped! Love your stuff Simon you’re a legend
Cocaine Bear is a heartwarming family tour de force.
Kevin can you write a script with a mad long intro like what King Danny used to please??
To help the algorithm and let Simon know: the Forum in Kent is still open. You're welcome.
Use the fear inducing hallucinogenic instead of pepper spray. A criminal suddenly being in pants wetting flee from everything fears sounds useful.
The only thing I learned from this video is to never take any drugs from Simon. I’d probably think I was a Hammerhead Shark the whole day.
Simon had too much fun with this episode.😄
Gives new meaning to “taking the piss.”
Yeah the reindeer pee is like all the mushrooms the deer ate then “processed” so you’re essentially getting a concentrated big dose of molecule in shrooms. Thanks Deer!
For so,e strange reason the reindeer pee thing made me think of civet coffee. 😂
@@jujutrini8412 sip sip sippin on some civet sip sippin on some civet shitty coffee is the shit sip civet
Ibogain helps with opioid addiction because it also binds to certain opioid receptor sites and blocks both withdrawal effects and reduces or stops cravings. After a single dose. This makes it a much more useful treatment than Methadone or Suboxone because those just take the place of the drug and require daily/regular doses. The idea with most other opioid maintenance drugs is to slowly wean the dose down and then get off, similar to nicotine patches.
While Ibogain is a single treatment and probably safe if only done that one time. It's likely less safe if somebody keeps doing these treatments repeatedly throughout their life.
I like how simons like "ooo I'll just take that cocaine" and I'm the exact opposite, they can have the cocaine but he definitely wasn't wearing a pair of NVGs, not sure what you are talking about 🤣
there used to be a bunch of videos on RUclips about people building Ikea furniture high on various narcotics. It was hilarious lol , but yeah it really showed how useless one is while high
I don’t know where you find your script writers, but between them and your presentation, I want to party with y’all! 😂
6:31 LOL Santa's reindeer tripping on mushrooms 🍄! Imagine how wasted Santa gets for Xmas 😊... cheers from New Zealand 🇳🇿
As an amateur mycologist, and avid drug user, this was a really fun episode. The Fly Agaric high is closer to what it's like taking a Xannax bar than it is to a long psychedelic trip from psilocybin or LSD. I don't doubt the reindeer piss thing being true, but I don't know anyone that has tried that so I can't speak for that form of it's high, but the less gross way to use it is actually an annoyingly elaborate process that is generally not worth the trouble. You have to find some Fly Agaric (Amanita muscaria) first, then peel the red skin off the caps (which is very delicate). Then it needs to be put out on a drying rack like a baking sheet, and you can either wait a long time for it to naturally dry out completely, or put it in the oven at very low temp to speed up the process (but can't burn them at all). Then, you have to tear up/grind the dried skin and roll it into a joint, can be mixed with weed or tobacco if you want for filler, and then smoked. It tastes as bad as "smoking a mushroom" sounds like it will taste, and all that for something pretty mild that you could've gotten a better version of by simply swallowing a pill.
Regarding doing Ibogaine, the reason you'd want to do it, even if you might have a bad trip, is because it apparently repairs the part of the brain that is physically altered when you first become addicted to opiates, and resets it back to how it was before becoming addicted, making it much, much, much easier to quit using opiates, and to stay off of them long term. An 8 hour bad trip is absolutely worth dealing with compared to the YEARS of feeling like your life is just Hell on Earth, as you ruin your future, your relationships, your financial resources, etc. steadily but surely as time goes on.
The drug you were thinking about that Joe Rogan talks about causing him to believe in other dimensions is DMT (diemethyltryptamine), and while I don't think someone that relies on attention is a good source of information on just about _any_ subject, DMT is a truly mysterious, and for many, life altering psychedelic. It's the grand daddy of all hallucinogens with the sole possible exception of Salvia, which only has comparable potency due to being synthetically made. DMT is a naturally occurring substance found in literally all forms of life except a certain sea creature for some reason, and in humans it's found in the pinneal gland of the brain. Even grass has trace amounts of DMT in it, that's how ubiquitous it is. It can't kill you, the high from vaporizing (NOT smoking) extracted, mostly pure DMT only lasts about 15-30 minutes at most, but it's so potent that it is consistently able to induce out of body experiences, including full field of view encompassing open eye hallucinations that completely override whatever is physically in front of you. Since we can't possibly comprehend how a 4th dimension would look, many people argue that some of the experiences people have on DMT are short glimpses of what the world might look like to anything that can see/exist in the 4th dimension. A lot of what people experience is probably just hallucinations made by their own brain, but there's just so much we don't know about DMT and also about hallucinations themselves, so it can't really be said for sure how/why DMT does what it does to us.
Simon...go to the Netherlands and get some mushrooms, the psilocybin kind. Eat them, then think about the claim that Iboga, a significantly stronger psychedelic, is capable of helping people overcome a physically debilitating addiction. You need to line up music you love, a fantasy type movie you really want to watch, in a place where you feel safe. You will change your mind. 😏
Brain blaze, formerly known as business blaze, is the perfect channel to detox all the nonsense on the internet. It’s absurd and ADHD fueled but none of the normie drama nonsense that people ruin each others lives over things as petty as not holding the door. 15:50 probably to force the adrenaline rush from fight or flight
Imagine being the infamous leader of a famous drug cartel and learning there’s a super-high, addicted bear sharing your namesake 😂
The Forum in Tunbridge Wells, Kent is the venue Simon mentions. I always understand Simons niche Kent references as I live in Kent lol.
Thanks Simon for putting the image of the reindeer urine version of human centipede in my brain
The OGBB energy in this video is epic *chef's kiss*
Simon was in particularly rare form for this one 😆
I just adore Simon's rants😹🤣💜🍄🦌
"I thought I was a tiger the most part of the afternoon!" (fun fact: LSDs effects last for 8 to 12 hours... So the whole day, not just the afternoon xD)
Simon: "And you didn't write about it?"
"Simon! Tigers can't write!"
Simon: "And you wonder why I keep you trapped in my basement..."
😅
Dat shyt lasts way to long to be fun I aways used to end up staying up all night feeling like piss well repeating fractals bounced in my head.... I'll stick to shrooms
I remember when the OG bear died from a Cocaine overdose. It was really sad. I admit that I have been very confused by the comments on "Cocaine Bear" the last few months, thinking everyone was talking about this original bear. I didn't know there was a movie until now. Poor bear.
10:33 Santa actually wore green until Coca-Cola’s popular advertisements
The forum is in Tunbridge Wells Simon!
How could you possibly forget such a great place in such a great town?
The best part about doing mushrooms a few days in a row is that you never really know when it's over.
Time-Traveling Tiger, new band name, patent pending, lol. Simon is hilarious but he absolutely must do a vid about the use of psychedelics for treating PTSD and addiction! He'd enjoy it and have that knowledge until he forgets about it a week later lol
Simon Bear 😂
A-legend-ly
Simon not knowing what he’s talking about is fun most of the time but not when it comes to drugs that actually help people. For instance, Ibocaine can very much help one get off of their addictions.
Kevin: "I'm not a rocket scientist."
Me: "no bloody kidding."
Watching his past scripts, self evident.
Your facial topiary is looking tip-top as of May 23rd, 2023.
Side note: Psychedelics are awesome. Try them (again), Simon.
DMT is the drug you were trying to remember that Joe Rogan talks about. I'll admit its more likely one doesn't actually see into other dimensions, however don't rule it out completely until you've experienced it yourself.
Now I know where the phrase Taking the piss comes from 🤣🤣🤣
I believe the Forum at 7:06 is in Tunbridge Wells, Kent
Until they put the door in in my nextdoor neighbors house, I didn't even realise they set up shop and started to grow weed in there.
So whilst I was having a chat with the old bill, I said "I've never smelt anything" and he said "If you opened up your loft hatch then you DEFINATELY would of smelt it."
What they did for the extraction was to leave the loft hatch open and stick all the hoses through it. But to make sure it was dispersed evenly and didn't make any noise, they cut all the roofing felt on the back of the tiles on the back of the house so you'd never even know. So all of that hot dank smelling air, passed through all the tile gaps and as it's such a large area, you'd never hear any air moving.
What a brilliant idea and whoever came up with it needs a steak n a shag.
I'm guessing it's country lines because of how professionally and quickly it was set. After my last nightmare neighbor, I would of loved for them to carry on indefinitely because there's hardly ever their and if I did find out what's going on. I ain't gonna say a fucking word to anyone, just incase my kids get hurt.
As you can probably image, they didn't have a qualified sparks doing their electrical installation and me being a qualified sparks. I told them I'm more than happy to "make it safe" so the boy's in blue can crack on without the fear of being shocked. Even though the person who put the most effort in putting the door in, was this tiny little girl. She put ALL the big lads to shame.
Get in there girl! 😜
Lol
Santa had no standard color until Coca-Cola, he had coats in Red, Green, even Blue or white before then.
Know what goes good with the munchies? Magic Spoon Cereal!
As an animal, I can confirm that indeed, we do love to trip.
In the cocaine bear story, it wasn't that the plane was malfunctioning. The pilot realised he was being tracked by the DEA. His copilot, unaware of the drugs but suspicious did survive.
Animals behaving in a beastly manner when high.
The spiders on drugs have had their webs put up as evidence of “drugs bad.” for a very long time. LOL!!!
4:40 Nah, there wouldn't be a conversation. It would be more like, "How many scripts did you write, Kevin? Kevin..? You, Kevin!..."
My cat used to take clonazepam for a few years. He is now 4 years clean and sober.
Have you checked if he hides catnip under the fridge?
You should do a video about ‘Rat park’. Basically it’s a paradise for rats with everything they might like. They have running wheels, good food, play things, enough other rat friends, etc.
BUT, they also had the option to take cocaine water, heroin, LSD, and a couple other drugs. The results are fascinating.
Stuart McMillen wrote an an amazing longform social commentary comic based on real-life historical events
Just started to laugh after this bear and roots story at the beginning 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Simon, you do a great combination 😂👍🏽
Took a friend to see Cocaine Bear & my friend couldn't figure how I didn't Piss myself from laughing so hard
In sweden we call the mushrooms "flugsvamp".
I recently discovered that those fly agaric (?) Mushrooms are edible in small amounts. It sorrento disorients you and makes you sleepy.
Simon is the poster child of how just reading doesn't help you remember what you read.
8:35 and that's how the story of Santa's reindeer started
With a title like this I couldn't clock quick enough 😂
The NASA/spider experiment seems exactly like the type of experiment that comes out when you tell rocket scientists (instead of a zoologist or a chemist) to "keep the spiders awake."
I absolutely love when Simon discover something in his script they put the today I found out theme . It has become a meme all in itself
Kevin is my favorite. I love his writing. All of the writers are amazing in their own rights.
Simon is now an AI generated image, created by the original BB; Basement Boys.