Nuture said and done excrement diploid tetrahedron surplus adversity . Nothing but question. Fractal diplomacy pioneered. Arm chair exotics. Professional athletes
@@elizabethbennet4791 without comparsion we dont learn . Without interpretation we dont understand. Pick and choose your own personal experience. Detailed debilitating symptoms of defence. Lust another landguished personal preference survivor
Its an honor on JRE, much like eating the heart after a kill with Native American tribes. Times are tough these days, apparently we gotta stock up on Elk and TP
"The helicopter I was in had 27 rounds come through and not a single person was hurt...the door gunner standing next to me got shot right in the head about a minute out." Jesus Christ, Andy.
LIVE Update: Beijing: 8 dead, Hong Kong: 4 dead Shanghai: 4 dead 1,600 total cases.. India: 7 dead Pakistan: 2 dead Mexico: 2 dead Nigeria: 0 dead Russia: 0 dead Thailand: 1 dead Cambodia: 0 dead Vietnam: 0 dead Singapore: 2 dead New York: 117 dead 16,000 cases
Man, I love to hear Stumpf. Such a inteligent, down to earth and humble guy. And I love the fact he's never sure about things none of us could actually be logically sure about.
I had a liver transplant 2 years ago. The surgeons told my wife that I had a 1% chance of survival(which would be a miracle)(WAY TOO long of a story and it's not important)I fell into a coma that lasted close to a month. I'm 43 now, I take meds that make my immune system nonexistent. I am not concerned for me! I am concerned for WE!
If we were thinking "we instead of me," we wouldn't be shutting down the economy and destroying tens of millions of lives in the futile attempt to save a few thousand
@Donn Mckee When this first started my pops went to the store to get food for a couple weeks and got some ribs. He looked away or walked away for a second and someone stole the ribs out of his cart. Come on people. I don't get why we do this to each other. If you don't want to experience the apocalypse why act as if it is and exude the behaviors that come with it?
I liked Andy soon as he said "I'm the wrong person to ask about that" - Wish we could see this sort of wisdom from some of the clowns we have running around....
Live Update from the CDC / WHO "Red Circle" Dashboard: Beijing: 8 dead, Hong Kong: 4 dead Shanghai: 4 dead 1,600 total cases.. India: 7 dead Pakistan: 2 dead Mexico: 2 dead Nigeria: 0 dead Russia: 0 dead Thailand: 1 dead Cambodia: 0 dead Vietnam: 0 dead Singapore: 2 dead New York: 117 dead 16,000 cases
“I think people are often in a rush to talk in an educated manner about things they know nothing about.” One of the most important quotes I’ve heard in our modern world of social media and armchair quarterbacking.
Me & my ex invented that phraze in 1999 rolling on E. It was a joke with in our group of 6 of us for years cause i said rocket surgery & eventually it turned into brain scientist ...Lindsey remembers, where ever she is. R.I.P. MY LOVE😖😔
@@thebigtoboggin6982 Same. I've used moss, sticks, rocks, leaves, rags, but I've never attempted wiping with "a handful of gravel". Wiping with gravel is bold.
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Hahahahaha I wanna have a good daway bro I’ll be there in at half hour or so if you wanna have a good day and I will be there in at half hour or so if you wanna have a good day and I will be there in at half hour or so if you wanna have a good day and I will
@@johnclarrington803 So over Joe. .... ... rly? .. okok I think we do get the sentiment but like... u KNOW that be some cringe shit for sure ye? xD "Im SOOOO over this and that and this and thaaaat" .. xD k sure watever xD
I OFFER YOU THIS I haven’t watched the video yet but I’m going to go out on a limb and say what you said isn’t the case. More than likely he was defending due process. The horror!
Had to put my dog of 13 years down today, his advice to spend energy on what you can control helps me. Thank you for the words ( storires this was my best frirind of 13 years & looking into her dead eyes broke my heart
"I think people are often in a rush to talk in an educated manner about things they know nothing about." Kinda like most news and social media about this virus right now. So much misinformation.
I've seen people say we're never seen anything like it, yet just over 10 years ago the Swine flu killed over 500k+ people worldwide with estimated 1b+ infected. Hundreds of schools and businesses in the U.S. were shutdown along with efforts to quarantine people. Granted a flu was a much easier vaccine to come by than one that needs to be developed in under a 8 months to be successful with the coronavirus, we still have a long way to go until the Swine flu level.
It is amazing how manipulated we are; the belief in the insanity is off the charts. Madness of the crowds is manifest. We are so willing to give up our freedoms at the drop of the hat. I was in Giant supermarket yesterday, and it was grim; folks rushing around, jamming tons of shit into their carts; knocking each other around. So sad.
@@S7Vmv dig a little deeper bud, of course scientists know the biology behind it and working on a vaccine, I'm talking about the proper preventative measures that need to be taken and to what degree, proper quarantine procedures, government decisions (stipend?, testing supplies, business bail-outs?, relief/aid, martial law, etc), sensationalized news, politicians using this as a means for election or re-election, there's just so much out there to take in your head's on swivel. Be safe out there.
When your trained by the exp of the situations it really becomes 2nd nature and not something you think about at all. It'd be easy to forget the amount of times you would eliminate (kill) a target or seeing your friends get shot. The avg person it wouldn't even occur too.
They're only 2 likely exclamations in my opinion. Number one it did not happen and he made it up. Number two the door gunner was not considered part of his team and was not a member of the team. Therefore he did not remember that casualty as being part of his group because his group was technically not shot. The door gunner was.
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Dude im a truck driver im in san Francisco right now.. I just delivered almost 40k lbs of toilet paper to 2 costco stores when they saw my paperwork they dam near hugged me lol... Anyways i picked up the load in a factory where there is tons tons and tons of toilet paper..
Their is a shortage for people who don't keep more than a weeks worth of supply because of these morons. My supermarket has 150+ people lined up before the store opened at 7 am for a week straight or more and toilet paper was sold out within 5 minutes.
I go to the supermarket near me nearly everyday for hot food I read about the t. P shortage for about five days and the supermarket still had loads and kept telling people how weird it was then over the next few days everywhere started selling out this was created by the media.
Rogan: “It gets all the way up to really old... 85 plus.” Andy: “That’s Callen’s age.” Rogan: “That’s Callen’s age.” Andy: “Yeah, high risk.” 😅 That joke snuck in there so smoothly 12:18
Hearing Andy talk about MRE's took me back to the fields. Beef stew was my 2nd fav next to Chili. The lemon poppy seed poundcakes are like GOLD. I can taste all of them still to this day.
Thanks mr rogan could be more enlightened on communication . Why bite the minds that feed the algorithm machine ? Knowledge shows itself in many forms .
Yeah man I totally agree I’ve been saying that these last couple of weeks. Honestly about 90% of everyone commenting on here can’t control themselves and have absolutely no self-control. These are the people I’m scared of and not the virus!
Manny Fresh I’m with you. The people that are losing their minds are scary to say the least. Then there are the people that are just greedy for the sake of taking something others may need. I’m neither. I stocked some frozen stuff. Just in case. Some dry stuff just in case. But outside of the gym being closed I’m not upset. It’s just watching the crazy unfold and the people that control themselves the real instability of the people that want so bad to be tough.
prometheusrex1 from all that I’ve read. To a few vids I’ve seen explaining it. I can’t imagine I fully understand it I’m no doctor. So if you know enlighten me.
Have to agree with the dude who replied here, having been on combat missions where other branches or units provide transport, your first reaction would be to not consider that a casualty, we would of course help them if needed, but as an NCO or officer our team/company is the only thing considered when relaying you’re status. Same as if a local died, even a local asset, afterword we could still say none of our people died. Maybe not right, but it’s the way you’re trained in the military.
Madlib Beats he meant nobody in his team got hit... the door gunner would be part of a helicopter squadron or something. That’s why he remembered kind of late.. he didn’t know the guy
Cop: We are observing "Safe at Home" what is your essential job? Andy: I'm a retired Navy SEAL and I'm driving to record a podcast with Joe Rogan Cop: Roger that, need an escort?
Joe I would like to say thank you for everything you taught me since I was like 17 , 23 now. I love how humble you are how stand up for what you believe and for what is right. You have grown to become my idol over the years , you helped me through alot of lows got me to alot of highs. Alot of what you exposed me to dmt getting in shape and changing how I think of my self and others. I hope you get to see this and know how you really are to peoples. Whether they take the good or not. First podcast I found of you was with dr Carl hart. And watched every one and went back because of how much I learned. At 16 my mother overdosed on prescription heroin pain killers also my little brother died I was in juvenile hall 9 times very angry hateful person you actually helped me get out of that and move towards a better life which I have now , more importantly finding myself still learning everyday. So for every BS comment on here just know what you really are and what you have done for so many others like me I thank you and love you joe.
Tip: Cut up an old t-shirt. Use the pieces to wipe. Scrape the waste into the toilet. Hand rinse the rag-with gloves if necessary. Wash the rags in the washing machine. This is the same method used by those who put cloth diapers on their infants. Thanks for highlighting the fact that there are several alternatives to using toilet paper, Andy.
danny T 😂 me too we are all straight loser and not perfect because we don’t eat elk meat and hunt with a bow n arrow! I respect Rogan and totally deserves his success but him that guy sounded like two talking Tampons! Just judging ppl excluding all variables to life.
Thanks Joe all the way from the UK your podcasts are getting me through 7 days of self isolation from work in the NHS👍🏼 Andy What a humble fella true American hero...keep safe Ged.
@@Eiende He didn't miss it it's just a very popular stupid joke, I've used it weekly for probably 10 years. You arent the sharpest bulb on the tree are you?
Loving this podcast, also for any younger folks or ppl who could simply use a bit of direction and are thinking about enlisting...go coast guard. I’m a former coastie so there’s my shameless plug.
@@lordnarasimha2500 That's a great plan, that's what I'm doing. But that's not realistic for someone who 'lacks direction'. Those are the people that get swindled into a shit MOS, fuck up their body, and develop a drinking problem. FTR, I don't hate the military, we just need to stop suckering kids with no direction into signing their lives away. People signing up to potentially kill or be killed should have fully developed frontal lobes and a truthful explanation of what their job will be.
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You will never understand silence then the chopper ride back and the next 30 min Of pink showers. Then you strip down and change for debrief. It's a lifetime, every time.
Because for someone who was in the military and saw battle, that was their normal. I know I’ve been through stuff that’s not normal and very difficult for most people to hear and I talk about it like it’s normal. I do that because, it facts that I’ve experienced, and I’ve worked through my difficult emotions and had the opportunity to heal from what’s hurt me. Try to keep in mind, him reaching the acceptance level and healing level to be able to talk about it like that, is very helpful to others who are still struggling with it. Back to the whole “we vs. me” concept.
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This guy is one of the most humble, intelligent, and insightful people I've ever listened to.
I had some elk last night. It was delicious.
Polar opposite of that Crenshaw "it's in my book" guy
@discorperted It's okay to be judgementa, for example you seem like a hard person to be around
@discorperted Sounds like you know the guy really well
discorperted
And he probably would have thought you were cool upon first meeting you, but then grown to hate you.
51:23 " People are in a rush to talk in an educated manner about things they know nothing about" --- spot on
my whole life i never understood that. so stupid..people are so SO stupid
Sounds like this podcast in a nutshell.
Until you die you have no comparison. Phychedelic nursery subscribers
Nuture said and done excrement diploid tetrahedron surplus adversity . Nothing but question. Fractal diplomacy pioneered. Arm chair exotics. Professional athletes
@@elizabethbennet4791 without comparsion we dont learn . Without interpretation we dont understand. Pick and choose your own personal experience. Detailed debilitating symptoms of defence. Lust another landguished personal preference survivor
I feel like Joe’s 9 year old has been 9 years old for the past 9 years.
SHE'S LEGAL?
@@ffnovice7 poor taste
Joe has infinite children, always has 9 year old
@@DarthLetalis once they hit 9 he eats them and makes infinite more. source of eternal existence..
@@ffnovice7 In South Carolina she was legal at 14.
I like Andy. He's like a regular dude who just happened to have killed people.
*MANY PEOPLE
We are all just regular dudes. It just that we were involved in irregular activities.
TM, 20th SOS MACV-SOG 70'-72'
@@Tsamokie How often was Fortunate Son by CCR actually played in Vietnam? If movies are anything to go by it was 24/7.
also, hot.
@@elizabethbennet4791 fuck yes... the way he speaks is a huge turn on.
"I think people are often in a rush to talk in a educated manner about something they know nothing about". That's a good one Andy, thanks!
'an* educated manner'
YITT Mashups could not help ya self. Lol
It’s a good thought for sure and likely true...
But the way you said that...
I bet your fun at parties.
YITT Mashups "an educated *manner"
@@takkimkitdeah2791 Thanks for pointing out the Freudian slip, but unfortunately for your attempt, it wasn't out of lack of education. :)
You know Joe really likes his guest when he offers him elk
benjochambo for real
Its an honor on JRE, much like eating the heart after a kill with Native American tribes. Times are tough these days, apparently we gotta stock up on Elk and TP
Joe has enough frozen elk for his family survive a year and give some as gifts
benjochambo elk is Rogan code for penis
If he offers em DMT Shut It Down!
Quarantine by day Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day!
I hope it's not unforeseeable... I need sports back asap
Love it nick Diaz said it best lol
Fucking brilliant 🤣
Made me laugh !!
Nice!!!🤣
"The helicopter I was in had 27 rounds come through and not a single person was hurt...the door gunner standing next to me got shot right in the head about a minute out."
Jesus Christ, Andy.
He just said it so matter of fact too
He didn't say he was hurt. He was likely wearing a helmet. If he was really killed, that would be something you never forget.
“Water’s weird, I enjoy the fact that it’s real.”
Joe Rogan
I'll file that one under:
definitelynot_a_simulation.pdf
LIVE Update: Beijing: 8 dead, Hong Kong: 4 dead Shanghai: 4 dead 1,600 total cases..
India: 7 dead
Pakistan: 2 dead
Mexico: 2 dead
Nigeria: 0 dead
Russia: 0 dead
Thailand: 1 dead
Cambodia: 0 dead
Vietnam: 0 dead
Singapore: 2 dead
New York: 117 dead 16,000 cases
@@francismuir9313 lol
"That clock says 3:20...wait that's the date you fucking retard" - Joe "Wait That's The Date" Rogan
I mean water chemically is weird on so many levels ice is less dense than liquid water on Earth, hydrogen bonding, and polarity.
I can't wait for the movie on this pandemic. Tom Hanks should play Tom Hanks.
Marky mark can play joe rogan
movie called wash your hand
Good Good so a wealthy guy living a wealthy life, then gets sick & dies how tragic & sad
@@tylerhinkle6254 prob be funded by bill gates just like the virus research, TV show, and pandemic simulations he funded last year in China.....
I heard Tom Hanks is going to be outed soon? Honestly don't know if its true or not.
Finally a real genuine person, telling the truth about the military
Seal team 6 not a solider I was a soldier because I was in the ARMY ...
@@angeloconigliaro3884 I understand. I should have said being in the military
Yeah he's one of the guest Joe has on who is willing to speak honestly about his time in the military and the impact that has had
I don’t think there is one truth anymore than there is one experience.
@@mrnobody2873 true. I have a friend who had a very unique military experience and his stories are excellent.
Man, I love to hear Stumpf. Such a inteligent, down to earth and humble guy. And I love the fact he's never sure about things none of us could actually be logically sure about.
Good thing we have 1445 episodes of JRE to get us through this quarantine. 🙏🙌
Good thing that I have only ever watched like 12 of those.
"Water is weird... I enjoy the fact that its real."
-Joe Rogan
I know I just heard that and what?! Is this about to transition into a dmt story.
"Water is great. I enjoy the fact that it's real"
As do I, Joe Rogan. As do I.
Joe is kinda fucked up
Amxpbass
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@@VeneziaBeats How so?
😂😂😂😂
Aaaarh haha! because we can drink it right?
I love Andy's anti-Jocko approach. "up at a reasonable hour" hahaha!
“People often rush to talk in an educated manner about things they know nothing about”
Read this as soon as I heard it....
Corrected official terms of indearment. Please consider my vote as human not an animal sacrifice. Classified data prone civility
You gotta stop warshipping our subconcious defeated abused legislative branch executioners
Bih wigged surplus consumptive argrumentive contempt. Overall pretencious evaluated dungeons
@@ohravenous1 adversity is the most important diseased prone dog. Preconditioned pets
I had a liver transplant 2 years ago. The surgeons told my wife that I had a 1% chance of survival(which would be a miracle)(WAY TOO long of a story and it's not important)I fell into a coma that lasted close to a month. I'm 43 now, I take meds that make my immune system nonexistent. I am not concerned for me! I am concerned for WE!
Start drinking again?
Doctor always exaggerate
locksmith db ohh you have to have a low immune system so your new liver doesn’t get rejected by your body correct ?
Why are you posting this? Nobody gives a fuck.
Stock up on meds. And keep your stress down.
"Too many thinking me instead of we" great quote for this situation and many others
ure a basic bitch
Me is part of we
If we were thinking "we instead of me," we wouldn't be shutting down the economy and destroying tens of millions of lives in the futile attempt to save a few thousand
@Donn Mckee When this first started my pops went to the store to get food for a couple weeks and got some ribs. He looked away or walked away for a second and someone stole the ribs out of his cart. Come on people. I don't get why we do this to each other. If you don't want to experience the apocalypse why act as if it is and exude the behaviors that come with it?
Dizzy White it was me and they were our ribs too. Thanks for sharing.
I am at work i do hate my job and i have time to leave this comment.
Haven't had to go the gravel route myself yet, but good to know there is a rock bottom...
Krylon Bomb this is awesome lol.
😂🤣😂
HA HA!
There is one level below gravel- and that’s fresh crisp $100 bills
Crebs Park electric toothbrush?
I liked Andy soon as he said "I'm the wrong person to ask about that" - Wish we could see this sort of wisdom from some of the clowns we have running around....
Liverpool FC coach was asked about Covid a while ago and his response was perfect. mobile.twitter.com/EPLBible/status/1235145893839613952
Live Update from the CDC / WHO "Red Circle" Dashboard:
Beijing: 8 dead, Hong Kong: 4 dead Shanghai: 4 dead 1,600 total cases..
India: 7 dead
Pakistan: 2 dead
Mexico: 2 dead
Nigeria: 0 dead
Russia: 0 dead
Thailand: 1 dead
Cambodia: 0 dead
Vietnam: 0 dead
Singapore: 2 dead
New York: 117 dead 16,000 cases
Md yawn
Md if someone like Andy is a fruitcake, wtf does that make a spineless Incel like you?
Gavin newsom
“I think people are often in a rush to talk in an educated manner about things they know nothing about.”
One of the most important quotes I’ve heard in our modern world of social media and armchair quarterbacking.
And joe is the king of it
Totally agree
@@apc8994 100%. Joe in a nutshell
timestamp your quotes good sir!
Obama.
“I’m not a fan of the man in the grey wet suit” Mr. Stumpf, wit level: 1000
It was a quote from The Endless Summer
Mensa man
I love how Andy says, “it’s not rocket surgery”
My brother Damon was a Navy rocket surgeon 😂
Ryan Duffy he’s probably trained in it.
Go snorkeling in the keys at penny camp they have amazing reefs
It's a real meme fest in this here comment thread😶
Me & my ex invented that phraze in 1999 rolling on E. It was a joke with in our group of 6 of us for years cause i said rocket surgery & eventually it turned into brain scientist ...Lindsey remembers, where ever she is.
R.I.P. MY LOVE😖😔
Andy Stumpf is one of my favorite JRE guests. Well done, sir, and thank you for your service.
6:30 - Any man willing to wipe his ass with a handful of gravel deserves recognition for both skill and bravery.
skill? he didn't say he had clean hands afterward lol
@@KazzArie He probably ate the shit tasting gravel and went on being a badass just STFU. The correct response to this comment was a like and a lol.
KazzArie lmao
I rarely ever bring tp on backpacking trips, for the most part I just tear some moss of the ground
@@thebigtoboggin6982 Same. I've used moss, sticks, rocks, leaves, rags, but I've never attempted wiping with "a handful of gravel". Wiping with gravel is bold.
its funny when Joe's guests start telling him yeah you told me this story the last time i was here.
your a sexy fuuuuuuu grrrrrrr, your affect and tions, tio mio oh myohmymayo, they illicit in me deep thoughts of dragging your head all up ..... flat irons plains flaking me i pi gressed dia elated ee, upper yuppie steel cold fuck gunnah, mmmm ok
sos
Soup Phosin Dafuq??
@@soupphosin5805 Wtf are you even saying??😳😳
this guy is awesome..Best type of person to have in an emergency situation
Viral Killer I think the take away should have been he is the best person you could make yourself into being in an emergency situation....
Hahahahaha I wanna have a good daway bro I’ll be there in at half hour or so if you wanna have a good day and I will be there in at half hour or so if you wanna have a good day and I will be there in at half hour or so if you wanna have a good day and I will
This guys a humble hero with a great sense of humour and seems like he’s well adjusted to post combat life
This guy is almoast 40 and looks like 20 this is the impressive shit
Chris723 would never have thought he was 40 😂😳✌🏼
Don Gargon and he BASE jumps with wing suits.
Theboat83 he has world records with them also homie
"The behavior of people scares me far more than the actual virus itself"
Quote of the fucking decade!!
Hot take!!!
Yep murders are gonna happen.. Over fuck you not me scenarios
Obviously Joe and Andy do not recognize that Italy is not the outlier. Two bone heads not bringing up relevant pointsor data. So over Joe.
@@johnclarrington803 So over Joe. .... ... rly? .. okok I think we do get the sentiment but like... u KNOW that be some cringe shit for sure ye? xD "Im SOOOO over this and that and this and thaaaat" .. xD k sure watever xD
''It works really really well, until it doesn't''
- Andy Stumpf
Yup.
Just like saying
" I've been doing it like this forever and never had a problem til now."
Another from Andy. “It’s not rocket surgery” 😄
I like this guy, straightforward and articulate.
thats andy for ya. hes a seal.
And Joe has the mental capacity of a quashed apricot
Military men are supposed to sound like this.
I OFFER YOU THIS I haven’t watched the video yet but I’m going to go out on a limb and say what you said isn’t the case. More than likely he was defending due process. The horror!
Me too, he’s like an unromanticized mark ruffalo lol
Had to put my dog of 13 years down today, his advice to spend energy on what you can control helps me. Thank you for the words ( storires this was my best frirind of 13 years & looking into her dead eyes broke my heart
Sorry for your loss. Coronavirus knows no bounds.
@@plutosforest She was old for a dog her black & tan turned to salt & pepper last couple years
@@me-zu8qk I was just joking. Make a video about the dog, I'd watch it. Just leaving a comment isn't enough.
@@plutosforest I should've but never did she used to actually ring bells by the door to go out.
@@me-zu8qk that's OK. You could make a sideshow with pictures if you decide later.
"I think people are often in a rush to talk in an educated manner about things they know nothing about."
Kinda like most news and social media about this virus right now. So much misinformation.
I've seen people say we're never seen anything like it, yet just over 10 years ago the Swine flu killed over 500k+ people worldwide with estimated 1b+ infected. Hundreds of schools and businesses in the U.S. were shutdown along with efforts to quarantine people. Granted a flu was a much easier vaccine to come by than one that needs to be developed in under a 8 months to be successful with the coronavirus, we still have a long way to go until the Swine flu level.
That sounds like the definition of a politician any politician
It is amazing how manipulated we are; the belief in the insanity is off the charts.
Madness of the crowds is manifest.
We are so willing to give up our freedoms at the drop of the hat.
I was in Giant supermarket yesterday, and it was grim; folks rushing around, jamming tons of shit into their carts; knocking each other around.
So sad.
@@S7Vmv dig a little deeper bud, of course scientists know the biology behind it and working on a vaccine, I'm talking about the proper preventative measures that need to be taken and to what degree, proper quarantine procedures, government decisions (stipend?, testing supplies, business bail-outs?, relief/aid, martial law, etc), sensationalized news, politicians using this as a means for election or re-election, there's just so much out there to take in your head's on swivel. Be safe out there.
that's this show in a sentence.
Seal dude preaching stoicism without even knowing it.
That is the mind set of special forces so it makes sense.
I want to see Gordon Ramsey come on here
"Wow, brilliant. Yes. Damn. Its RAW!!!!"
I imagine it would just be a remix of those 4 statements over and over.
Fuken amazing mate.....lots of fuks for sure
YES! 100%! A Rogan Ramsey podcast would be fucking epic. Young Jamie, get on it!
I say Jim Carey
Joe could school him on how to slow-cook elk properly 😂😂😂
"Nobody got shot, except for that one guy who got shot in the head." Ummmmm...
Jeremy Edgett would be hard to forget huh?
When your trained by the exp of the situations it really becomes 2nd nature and not something you think about at all. It'd be easy to forget the amount of times you would eliminate (kill) a target or seeing your friends get shot. The avg person it wouldn't even occur too.
Chris Echo we understand but gunner getting capped would probably stay with ya. Understand though if he compartmented that memory.
They're only 2 likely exclamations in my opinion. Number one it did not happen and he made it up. Number two the door gunner was not considered part of his team and was not a member of the team. Therefore he did not remember that casualty as being part of his group because his group was technically not shot. The door gunner was.
@@TRUTHISABSOLUTE777 two not too
We need to finish this Alex Jones Trilogy
No. We don't
Yes yes and yes please
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24:40
"The Lemon poppy seed pound cake is the best, I don't care what anyone says"
Andy's spitting out 100% facts right now.
The lemon poppyseed is absolutely amazing
@@marcusstanley96 It reminds me I haven't had lemon poppy seed in way too long... it's time
The muffin top and the cinnamon scone is where it’s at. Fuck that Hooah bar though
1:46:28 “it’s not rocket surgery” this killed me 😂😂
Jordan Knotts its a pretty common phrase in the military and one of my favorites as well
J G it would BEHOOVE you or however COMMA, are great too
Crying 😂
I agree with Joe and Andy. Only losers leave comments on RUclips videos.
Jo Po they only want praise. Constructive comments are important. Like when Joe realised he let Jack from Twitter off light on first interview
This loser stole your mom's food stamp card
Nah, only losers leave comments on EVERY jre ever.
Are you the real Jo Po!?!?
@@brandongris154 I know, right? Tell me about it.
"I don't think there is a toilet paper shortage. I think there is a shortage of people with common sense-" BOOOOOM
Dude im a truck driver im in san Francisco right now.. I just delivered almost 40k lbs of toilet paper to 2 costco stores when they saw my paperwork they dam near hugged me lol... Anyways i picked up the load in a factory where there is tons tons and tons of toilet paper..
Their is a shortage for people who don't keep more than a weeks worth of supply because of these morons. My supermarket has 150+ people lined up before the store opened at 7 am for a week straight or more and toilet paper was sold out within 5 minutes.
Shortage of common sense for sure... But also, more a-holes than ever before.
I go to the supermarket near me nearly everyday for hot food I read about the t. P shortage for about five days and the supermarket still had loads and kept telling people how weird it was then over the next few days everywhere started selling out this was created by the media.
@J. D. Thank you..
“Water is weird. I enjoy the fact that it’s real.”
Andy looks like the “bro-veteran” version of Colby Covington
Facts
who sounds like James Woods.
I swear on my life I was about to make a comment about how he looks like Colby Covington lmao
They are both conservative and politically active. Difference is Andy is a nice guy most of the time
Colby still dazed and confused from that beating... FOOK Colby, Russia and their BEACH Trumpan'zee
Rogan: “It gets all the way up to really old... 85 plus.”
Andy: “That’s Callen’s age.”
Rogan: “That’s Callen’s age.”
Andy: “Yeah, high risk.”
😅 That joke snuck in there so smoothly
12:18
“That’s Callen’s age”💀💀💀 cmon Joe how do you not laugh at that?
I think he hated Andy at that moment.
Jokes constantly go over Joe's head, weird quality to have for a comedian
Joe realized it but Bryan's only like 25 minutes older then joe
toolegittoquit789 cuz shit getting serious
@N-Word Salesman shut the fuck up
Hearing Andy talk about MRE's took me back to the fields. Beef stew was my 2nd fav next to Chili. The lemon poppy seed poundcakes are like GOLD. I can taste all of them still to this day.
No way, ckn n rice was the best. Corn beef ass the worst.
Never heard of this guy before - I'm 15 minutes in and already I really admire him, he's got a good attitude
Yeah hes cool. He was on once before; great episode.
Well you'll like jocko and goggins he had them on too.
Very level headed and likeable dude
"That's Callens age" Love Andy lmao
A 6 month emergency fund and no debt makes perfect sense now- thanks Dave Ramsey
Jamie Baier Exactly! 👍
I never knew who Andy Stumpf was/is, but he definitely impressed me with his way of thinking.
I'm the guy that hates his job and watches youtube all day leaving comments lol
You still have a job?!
Same g
@@brandongris154 lol I'm working from home in my skivvies JRE'd outta my mind
Amigo any tips who’s hiring online
@@goldenmemes51 customer service jobs like amazon, apple, etc
Keeping your composure is the most important thing we can do at this point.
Preach! When everyone else around you loses their heads - You got to keep yours.
Yes. Keep it real.
Hell yeah
Not isolation? Or hygiene?
Composure... kay
Help the week stay calm + 100
We deserve Alex Jones in a time like this.. please Joe
O he's been on fire for the last month lol red fuckin alert!
Hell no...that man is the devil
@@thesnapper84 how?
Fuck yeah
No there is enough panic this is perfect two guys talking actual sense
“I don’t know if they have a plan” update: they didn’t.
Lol
Update: they still don’t 🤷🏻♂️
Thought this was Colby Covington at first
LMAO
ME TOO!
Or John Cena
He should have Colby on
😄 same
why does this guy look like Colby Covington's older brother
15Megaplayboy al Iaquintas brother you mean
whats up with these retarded why questions are we like 5 years old?
just state that he does and be done with it, why you need to bait a reaction?
Michael S.
These “what’s up with...” comments are so fucked.
Just say what you want to say, without inviting further comment.
@@larjkok1184 shows that the increase in stupidity and the decrease of intelligence of people
@Primo H angels don't join the gay army
Failure here, leaving a RUclips comment under my favorite podcast.
Checking in
Drew the Conqueror damn right
Thanks
mr rogan could be more enlightened on communication .
Why bite the minds that feed the algorithm machine ?
Knowledge shows itself in many forms .
"It's not rocket surgery" HAHA Love it, I'm using that.
"The behavior of people scares me more than the virus itself ."
Took the words outta my mouth.
Yeah man I totally agree I’ve been saying that these last couple of weeks. Honestly about 90% of everyone commenting on here can’t control themselves and have absolutely no self-control. These are the people I’m scared of and not the virus!
@@ghnfyhj , sick username bro. Cash money lol
Manny Fresh I’m with you. The people that are losing their minds are scary to say the least. Then there are the people that are just greedy for the sake of taking something others may need. I’m neither. I stocked some frozen stuff. Just in case. Some dry stuff just in case. But outside of the gym being closed I’m not upset. It’s just watching the crazy unfold and the people that control themselves the real instability of the people that want so bad to be tough.
Then you don't understand the virus.
prometheusrex1 from all that I’ve read. To a few vids I’ve seen explaining it. I can’t imagine I fully understand it I’m no doctor. So if you know enlighten me.
"27 rounds come through the helo. Nobody hurt."
"Oh wait the door gunner next to me got shot right in the head"
😐
He was referring to his team. That's how small your world should be in combat unless you are an officer and have to be aware of a larger picture.
Have to agree with the dude who replied here, having been on combat missions where other branches or units provide transport, your first reaction would be to not consider that a casualty, we would of course help them if needed, but as an NCO or officer our team/company is the only thing considered when relaying you’re status. Same as if a local died, even a local asset, afterword we could still say none of our people died. Maybe not right, but it’s the way you’re trained in the military.
Tony Garcia what's that guys deal bro? First time I've heard of this ex seal. Whys everyone saying he's full of shit?? Just asking ✌🏼
No deal. He's a good guy. People will talk shit. I don't let it bother me.
Madlib Beats he meant nobody in his team got hit... the door gunner would be part of a helicopter squadron or something. That’s why he remembered kind of late.. he didn’t know the guy
"Let's go up to 85+" --> "That's Callen's age" 😂
Cop: We are observing "Safe at Home" what is your essential job?
Andy: I'm a retired Navy SEAL and I'm driving to record a podcast with Joe Rogan
Cop: Roger that, need an escort?
@@joonpark2135 hes a seal man. He talks about BUDS and knows Jocko
@bigricester a quick google search told me Tim kennedy was on JRE #1177
^^man you have to try to be this cringy.
@@H43N Oh, I don't know. You seemed to have pulled it off with little effort. :^]
Mexican mom here and I can give you twenty different ways to eats beans! 🤣🤣🤣 #Resourceful
You and my wife both
Dont hurt your shoulder patting yourself on the back so hard
I can eat them one way...with my mouth. What are the other 19?
@Floyd Waters is joke
Grey Bush You have a hole at the other end of your body. Be curious, but be cautious.
He said I’m 42 years old. He looks like he’s 28 years old!
RM Sins working out and drinking water does wonders
Haha no he looks 42 you have a weird perception of 28 year old's
Andy Stumpf episodes are my favorite. His first episode was the first JRE I ever watched!
“Deadpool” is the best Ryan Reynolds relationship movie.
Joe I would like to say thank you for everything you taught me since I was like 17 , 23 now. I love how humble you are how stand up for what you believe and for what is right. You have grown to become my idol over the years , you helped me through alot of lows got me to alot of highs. Alot of what you exposed me to dmt getting in shape and changing how I think of my self and others. I hope you get to see this and know how you really are to peoples. Whether they take the good or not. First podcast I found of you was with dr Carl hart. And watched every one and went back because of how much I learned. At 16 my mother overdosed on prescription heroin pain killers also my little brother died I was in juvenile hall 9 times very angry hateful person you actually helped me get out of that and move towards a better life which I have now , more importantly finding myself still learning everyday. So for every BS comment on here just know what you really are and what you have done for so many others like me I thank you and love you joe.
Jesus Christ
godspeed my friend. i believe in you and your power to be a great person.
i agree joe is awesome !
brad brown yes he is a wonderful human being !
Tip: Cut up an old t-shirt. Use the pieces to wipe. Scrape the waste into the toilet. Hand rinse the rag-with gloves if necessary. Wash the rags in the washing machine. This is the same method used by those who put cloth diapers on their infants.
Thanks for highlighting the fact that there are several alternatives to using toilet paper, Andy.
Or have a shower
Or just use a wash cloth
I clean ma self with a rag on a stick...
Martin Gagnon try two ply gravel 😬👍
I'm ahead of the curve,,,I stopped wiping my ass 3 years ago...kwik hand motion, then rinse in the flush...
Andy Stumpf is one of my favorite people to listen to on podcasts/interviews.
Why ? Just curious ✌️
I think he's boring as shit
Hes 100% Real thats why
Sucks
Agreed. Andy has a really good pod cast
That door gunner shot in the head on the helo lived btw.
How do you know? He never said
@@force8020 Different podcast. He told the same story.
I love Joe and Andy’s dialogue. It’s real, interesting, and funny to listen to. I trust them more than I do the news outlets.
Joe has told the story of Big Daddy Goodridge being replaced in a wrestling movie about 26 times on his podcast lol
Nathan Tanner this means you’ve listened to at least 26 entire JRE podcast in their entirety. Impressive my man
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he says 9/11 exactly at 9:11
spooky
SCRIPT
Fuuuuuuuck👀ya he does
You lookin cute af girl
Wow how do you even pick up on that
There is a time clock above each side of the room it was planned..
Much respect for this guy taking a different train of thought on war, I know a lot of veterans won't agree with him
He is far different than most veterans is why. That's why he was in the role he filled.
This guy is very polite he kept eye contact with Jamie and Joe at the same time the entire podcast...amazing
Can we get Alex Jones back on I need his take on this situation
No you don’t
Was just wondering the same lol
Evan Thornton I don't think we can afford misinformation right now.
@@fayguled900 -Said as a disparagement against the dude who called it out years ago.
@@withnail-and-i Out of context clips to mock him. Good job. Too bad you are too dumb to get that works on anyone.
I feel personally attacked by Joe's perception of me as a RUclips commenter 🤣
To be fair I typically say dumb shit in the comments 🤷♂️
Hammerback0 your opinion matters fellow commenter. God bless.
@@larrymayfield6118 Thank you. I feel like I've been seen.
He should appreciate his audience and commentators not be referring to them as the bottom of the pit .... crossed the line there Joe.....
danny T 😂 me too we are all straight loser and not perfect because we don’t eat elk meat and hunt with a bow n arrow! I respect Rogan and totally deserves his success but him that guy sounded like two talking Tampons! Just judging ppl excluding all variables to life.
Joe “What will we do if the pandemic extends to April 2020” Rogan
Little did they know
Now April 2021
Watching in December 2020
I’m pretty sure Tropic Thunder nailed the whole war authenticity lol
I thought you live forever when you go to Disneyland is the best thing I've heard today
Joe: It goes up to 85
Andy:That's Callen's age
Joe: That's Callen's age
Were they talking about Bryan callen?
No Greg callen
"Let's go to 80+ years old."
"That's Callen's age"
LOL
The type of person to respond to your comments...are the type to watch your your content... don’t be selective , take the good with the bad...
He has a disdain for "normal people" which are the people giving him money lol.
Andy is the most down to earth guy.. i love his perspective on things
Cool & in control & not full of shit but can bring it
@christopher yasus exactly, and he’s a very humble badass
This a great time to get Joe Dispenza on here to teach us how fear & anxiety effects the immune system. It’s a time for gratitude & love!
Thanks Joe Rogan for all you do! I’m convinced a presidency is in you future, someone has to change something and you are able to make change!
💯💯💯
THANK YOU!!! Yes we NEED Dr. Joe Dispenza NOW
That would be a great podcast!
Thanks Joe all the way from the UK your podcasts are getting me through 7 days of self isolation from work in the NHS👍🏼 Andy What a humble fella true American hero...keep safe Ged.
"Getting shot at is not awesome." - Andy Strumpf
The “we-me” thing started reminding me of the Rob Schneider “it’s like a circle.”
‘Water is weird. I enjoy the fact that it is real’ - joe rogan
the chav yeah that was one of the most hilariously ridiculous things he’s ever said, 😂😂😂
Joe "I smoke the strongest Weed in Cali, for sure, 100%..." Rogan
Andy: "Sounds like you got a head injury"
Joe: "Yeah, only for a dayuuuuh"
"I knew a guy who was struck by lightning" 🤣
Andy “it’s not rocket surgery” Stumpf
Another joke Joe missed
1:46:30
Brain science
@@Eiende He didn't miss it it's just a very popular stupid joke, I've used it weekly for probably 10 years. You arent the sharpest bulb on the tree are you?
There's too many interesting guests to make a top 10 list but Andy is definitely up there. Such a cool guy
Loving this podcast, also for any younger folks or ppl who could simply use a bit of direction and are thinking about enlisting...go coast guard. I’m a former coastie so there’s my shameless plug.
The military will give direction alright, straight into some bullshit.
Mit Mac or u could just do 4 years to get yourself figured out and make some money while learning a trade and getting free education /healthcare 🤷🏽♂️
@@lordnarasimha2500 That's a great plan, that's what I'm doing. But that's not realistic for someone who 'lacks direction'. Those are the people that get swindled into a shit MOS, fuck up their body, and develop a drinking problem.
FTR, I don't hate the military, we just need to stop suckering kids with no direction into signing their lives away. People signing up to potentially kill or be killed should have fully developed frontal lobes and a truthful explanation of what their job will be.
12:21 85+, that’s Callen’s age 😂
lol dead
You just wait till he gets his lids done pal.
And joe steamrolled it with his shitty sense of humor... amazes me he’s a “comedian”
Fun fact: Joe Biden solves a new puzzle everyday.
Well it's the same one but it's new to him.
Is it how to beat Hillary in 2020?
@@drcrispyjohnson2242 It's a picture of a Dog face Pony Solider.
His name, get it right.. It is Joementia
@@theoryof11 what is a pony dog soldier face?
@@drcrispyjohnson2242 Joe Biden called woman a 'lying dog-faced pony soldier' at one of his events. ruclips.net/video/tXviX6PumWs/видео.html
C'mon man get Alex Jones on
Yes
Oh man please let this happen Alex is probably losing his shit right now lol
@@scoso1313 no eddie just Alex
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THIS effing guy. He talks about gunfights like it's a normal thing. "Try to remain as objective as possible".
hes well trained and he don't give a f**k.
You will never understand silence then the chopper ride back and the next 30 min Of pink showers. Then you strip down and change for debrief. It's a lifetime, every time.
Scariest thing in your life and the biggest high in your life. Still chasing that high.
@@scottcallahan6269 pink shower because of blood?
Because for someone who was in the military and saw battle, that was their normal. I know I’ve been through stuff that’s not normal and very difficult for most people to hear and I talk about it like it’s normal. I do that because, it facts that I’ve experienced, and I’ve worked through my difficult emotions and had the opportunity to heal from what’s hurt me. Try to keep in mind, him reaching the acceptance level and healing level to be able to talk about it like that, is very helpful to others who are still struggling with it. Back to the whole “we vs. me” concept.