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  • Опубликовано: 25 апр 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @maelysgenoud503
    @maelysgenoud503 28 дней назад +294894

    At this point he was just waiting behind the door😂

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  28 дней назад +25309

      I would have skated down the middle but there were stairs :(

    • @gammaprysem
      @gammaprysem 27 дней назад +5861

      ​@matthewcpittman c'mon man thats quitter talk ollie over them stairs man.

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  27 дней назад +5023

      @@gammaprysem ha ha ha ah

    • @ratratrat3285
      @ratratrat3285 26 дней назад

      I wouldve latched onto him and kept him outside

    • @capitaljay1
      @capitaljay1 26 дней назад +971

      @@matthewcpittmanOllie over that shit Proffesor. I would have signed up for next semester

  • @dillonodle125
    @dillonodle125 Месяц назад +102481

    Tony stark alternate universe

  • @JCG0001
    @JCG0001 15 дней назад +5573

    "Being an economics major is about giving up on your dreams, to make a mediocre salary, and be unhappy the rest of your life". Have to admire the honesty.

    • @senexpueri8194
      @senexpueri8194 12 дней назад +83

      Sounds just like engineering

    • @jamesgerard9330
      @jamesgerard9330 12 дней назад +19

      no you don't have to admire him at all, that's too much fun. can't you get it through your head?

    • @akin242002
      @akin242002 11 дней назад +43

      More like projecting his failure outside of academia, or reverse psychology to motivate the students.

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 11 дней назад +18

      ​@@akin242002 Or just pure toxic negativity.

    • @elenamenard2430
      @elenamenard2430 11 дней назад +21

      Mostly the same for all the jobs out there honestly 😅

  • @M0ike
    @M0ike 10 дней назад +785

    He rides in and someone went “ahh”.
    I felt that.

  • @joshg6410
    @joshg6410 23 дня назад +50884

    “Look, being an Econ major isn’t about having fun”
    Proceeds to ride into class on a skateboard

    • @julianbirke
      @julianbirke 21 день назад +770

      The Willy Wonka of econ

    • @lilkeyla5769
      @lilkeyla5769 21 день назад +64

      Lmaoo

    • @BAdtnl
      @BAdtnl 21 день назад +383

      “It’s about giving up on your dreams” is crazy

    • @wolfengod8277
      @wolfengod8277 21 день назад +224

      He’s not an econ major, he’s an econ professor. 😎

    • @PinheaDipshit
      @PinheaDipshit 21 день назад +42

      ⁠@@BAdtnl Yeah, dreams of being in a better major

  • @Sheeps_clothing
    @Sheeps_clothing 16 дней назад +8728

    He 100% waited outside the whole time 😂

    • @TylerSmith-qx6uz
      @TylerSmith-qx6uz 15 дней назад +90

      Damn bro you should work for the fbi.

    • @bigbens33
      @bigbens33 15 дней назад +34

      He was the one that put the youtube video up. Its staged

    • @quesobandidott2309
      @quesobandidott2309 14 дней назад +2

      That’s the lesson

    • @ScreamingManiac
      @ScreamingManiac 14 дней назад +11

      Nah he spent the 10 minutes looking for a skateboard

    • @sod4769
      @sod4769 13 дней назад +3

      Sherlock holmes

  • @deamichaelis1
    @deamichaelis1 13 дней назад +110

    Imagine he tripped right before entering and he stumbled in a couple seconds late then everyone just got up and left. 🤣

  • @boingyboop4960
    @boingyboop4960 11 дней назад +28

    The few seconds it took to turn on that 10 minute countdown means that they were actually waiting a little over 10 minutes

  • @b.o.n.e.s.
    @b.o.n.e.s. 28 дней назад +31162

    Bro had the intro music after his speech

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  27 дней назад +2146

      It was a total accident, but amazing timing right?!? we couldn’t have planned that any better if we rehearsed it first

    • @mother_prana
      @mother_prana 26 дней назад +107

      It's a wonderful transition😂

    • @sakurasensations4786
      @sakurasensations4786 22 дня назад +12

      FR 😭

    • @dynawesome
      @dynawesome 22 дня назад +23

      The timer for the quiz

    • @socksmadeofcheez
      @socksmadeofcheez 21 день назад +43

      bro had intro and outro music

  • @mcvenne8935
    @mcvenne8935 28 дней назад +70051

    Not his speech. 💀

  • @thestuff10
    @thestuff10 13 дней назад +51

    He's right, and not just about econ majors, but the majority of college majors.

  • @tonyad291
    @tonyad291 13 дней назад +13

    He's a real one for this. Getting those students ready for the disappointment of the real world

  • @disneydatney8751
    @disneydatney8751 19 дней назад +5779

    Mans actually crushed their dreams 😂

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 19 дней назад +57

      A college girl recently told me she was a gender studies major, I giggled and asked "oh, what occupation takes that degree?"
      Watching the existential dread wash over her face as her smile feigned. A fucking chefs kiss.
      I hope she changed her major

    • @daxonshackelford5078
      @daxonshackelford5078 19 дней назад +55

      @BoinkrNanis and everyone clapped too right lol

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 19 дней назад +20

      @@daxonshackelford5078 Not that crazy of a story.

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 19 дней назад

      Mans? 😂😂😂 It's 2024, and you're still trying to be edgy. 😂😂😂

    • @anakinlowground5515
      @anakinlowground5515 19 дней назад

      @@daxonshackelford5078 eh, some people who major in gender studies are probably smart enough to realize they fucked up when they decided to major in gender studies

  • @ray55557
    @ray55557 21 день назад +24209

    Finally a teacher actually telling their students how it really is 😂

    • @moistschmeckles400
      @moistschmeckles400 20 дней назад +254

      im a bio student, all profs tell us every day how miserable it is going to get

    • @zackbobby5550
      @zackbobby5550 20 дней назад +109

      Yeah when you get to college most teachers are like this lol.

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 20 дней назад +15

      Laughing all the way to the bank

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 20 дней назад +12

      @@zackbobby5550cashing your checks and laughing at your expense?

    • @ACIEOFFICIAL
      @ACIEOFFICIAL 20 дней назад +14

      @@CoercedJabit depends what you go to college for. If you go to study liberal arts or communication, it’s a waste then but not for every study. Besides everyone can’t aim to be losers

  • @YaNeK92
    @YaNeK92 11 дней назад +17

    That quote about "giving up on your dreams" would have motivated the hell out of me to start my own business and get the hell out of there 😂😂😂

  • @MonteaNoLipton
    @MonteaNoLipton 15 дней назад +191

    He taught a life lesson....no one gives a shit about YOUR dreams. That man is a guru.

    • @mcpure9083
      @mcpure9083 12 дней назад

      Nah you just have shitty life and this guy is an asshole.

  • @roymillers6730
    @roymillers6730 20 дней назад +4963

    “It’s not abt fun” whilst skating in the entrance with the pink drip 💀

    • @CatHasANewAccBye
      @CatHasANewAccBye 19 дней назад +7

      💀

    • @altalia07
      @altalia07 19 дней назад +4

      🤣

    • @jeodraws2473
      @jeodraws2473 19 дней назад +5

      It's about making the fun

    • @user-Kova15
      @user-Kova15 18 дней назад

      @@jeodraws2473it’s about slaving away your life for pennies

    • @artcurious807
      @artcurious807 16 дней назад +3

      the whole thing was cringe af . nothing worse than adults trying to be cool and telling everyone how tough the world is while riding a skateboard wearing pink...

  • @burn1002
    @burn1002 27 дней назад +29140

    The uhhhh when he comes in is priceless

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  27 дней назад +967

      Ha ha so perfect

    • @annaburke8537
      @annaburke8537 24 дня назад +410

      I've never heard so much disappointment about someone skateboarding into a room

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 23 дня назад +53

      @@annaburke8537That’s why it’s hilarious

    • @Cyril-Figgis1
      @Cyril-Figgis1 22 дня назад +13

      Some reason it reminded me of the baby rhino in the enclosure and the guy explaining that the rhino can’t get out, and does 😂

    • @BoKnowsBrains
      @BoKnowsBrains 21 день назад

      its actually quite expensive

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer 13 дней назад +2

    I love it, he is hilarious!

  • @diavolojaegar
    @diavolojaegar 14 дней назад +95

    Bro slide in within the last minute, muttered not a life changing but a reality inducing speech, then get back to his usual work while announcing the quiz.
    Man, his demeanor is both chill and strict at the same time. Must be a hard teacher but cool as fuck dude.

    • @bmac4
      @bmac4 10 дней назад +8

      Out of context he seems strict but given the skateboard and sense of timing he strikes me as someone who probably is still a decently fun guy at heart.

    • @CynicalLlort
      @CynicalLlort 10 дней назад

      We do have a lot of time on our hands don’t we?

  • @SomeOne-sq7ir
    @SomeOne-sq7ir 21 день назад +5319

    Buddy is the main character. The skateboard, the speech, and the fucking 30 minute timer after said speech

    • @crystallize4940
      @crystallize4940 20 дней назад +48

      Bro already start the quiz

    • @Inexpressable
      @Inexpressable 20 дней назад +9

      He uploaded the video so yes he wants all the attention he can get, bit sad tbh

    • @josephfisher9043
      @josephfisher9043 20 дней назад +48

      @@Inexpressable imagine clowning someone for uploading a funny video and calling them the sad one 😂😂😂 loooolll

    • @Major_Louis
      @Major_Louis 20 дней назад +9

      ​@@josephfisher9043facts, dude can't have any fun lol

    • @davea5884
      @davea5884 20 дней назад +8

      ​@@josephfisher9043Idk imagine signing up for a lifetime of college debt and your professor with main character syndrome is just collecting a paycheck and boosting his ego. I'd be frustrated now that I'm an adult, but I'd probably be conned into thinking he's the cool teacher as an 18 year old.

  • @mattr8441
    @mattr8441 20 дней назад +6321

    Gettin paid to ride in ten mins late on a skateboard is wild

    • @d-nik4292
      @d-nik4292 19 дней назад +34

      Tax Money Yaaaas :D

    • @md-vq8sp
      @md-vq8sp 19 дней назад +29

      Then ofc when your now late to your next lecture he'll shout at you for packing up early

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 19 дней назад +41

      Our first day of this dumb health class, our prof was 50 minutes late. He ran in sweating and said "sorry guys, I got 2 speeding tickets on the way here from VA Beach. I don't live there, but I camped out overnight in my car to catch my wife cheating..."
      Bruh, FIRST. DAY! He was also the weight lifting coach. All he talked about in class was his divorce 4 times a week and we had to watch him cry a dozen times during lifting. Wild shit. I felt bad, but I soent the whole semester wide eyed like "YUL SEEING THIS SHIT?!"

    • @johnnyringo2695
      @johnnyringo2695 19 дней назад +5

      ​@@BoinkrNanisfake story

    • @tamfatale
      @tamfatale 19 дней назад +4

      9 minutes and 59 seconds get it right

  • @truthseek2002
    @truthseek2002 14 дней назад +14

    That man is a legend!! I would be laughing so hard as a student!

  • @mrmidnight32
    @mrmidnight32 7 дней назад +3

    This dude is that guy who’s hip and fun, but only when it makes his entire class actually miserable

  • @Cheezy-ee4er
    @Cheezy-ee4er 17 дней назад +14309

    "It's not about having fun, it's about giving up on your dreams and making a mediocre salary, unhappy for the rest of your life."
    Truer words have never been spoken

    • @bryandaniel4852
      @bryandaniel4852 17 дней назад +189

      Oh dear, the Engineering Department is leaking again.

    • @SamFromItalia
      @SamFromItalia 17 дней назад +28

      Livin' the dream

    • @Eshugga
      @Eshugga 17 дней назад

      @@bryandaniel4852😅😅nn❤❤I

    • @Roaan-Knight
      @Roaan-Knight 17 дней назад +41

      Yeah college is not for most on top of that trade work is where the real money is

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 17 дней назад +23

      Captialism is great right?
      /s

  • @rastaoneeye
    @rastaoneeye 19 дней назад +7938

    The depressing sigh. 😂👌🏽

    • @Cytrexss
      @Cytrexss 18 дней назад +76

      You can hear all the hopes and dreams radiating off of that sigh 😭

    • @Blazo97
      @Blazo97 18 дней назад +16

      The only college that is trying to teach stuff that happens in real life all the time

    • @swxrn
      @swxrn 18 дней назад +4

      @@CytrexssI mean they’re paying to be there so I don’t know why they would hope for that 😂

    • @ethandaniel8123
      @ethandaniel8123 18 дней назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FirstLast-np2fv
      @FirstLast-np2fv 18 дней назад +1

      High school teachers: Your in for a rough time on college 😡 the college in question:

  • @TheReelingPassion
    @TheReelingPassion 14 дней назад +7

    As a former Econ major myself I can confidently confirm every single thing this man just said.

  • @kiauni6818
    @kiauni6818 13 дней назад +4

    Too late. The clock was at zero when he rolled in. 😂

  • @Magic_dawn
    @Magic_dawn 20 дней назад +10938

    As an econ grad, this professor is so honest its actually refreshing.

    • @JustinWebbMusic
      @JustinWebbMusic 19 дней назад +117

      I was finishing up my degree in 2007-2008 and I remember my professor who was head of the department basically told us “lol good luck”

    • @jackmayer9372
      @jackmayer9372 19 дней назад +31

      He’s not tho, one of the highest paying degrees in business

    • @algallontheobserver3780
      @algallontheobserver3780 19 дней назад

      @@jackmayer9372 IF you can find a job.

    • @muerica1
      @muerica1 19 дней назад +38

      @@jackmayer9372Lmfaoo nope. Finance is

    • @SWIMMERJD4
      @SWIMMERJD4 19 дней назад +8

      ​@@jackmayer9372Not even top 5 and were talking about a business degree...should be getting top 3 with that.

  • @craftysteve176
    @craftysteve176 Месяц назад +14523

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE SKATEBOARD AND THE PERFECT TIMING

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Месяц назад +409

      lol ty, I thought I was going to wipe out for sure

    • @craftysteve176
      @craftysteve176 Месяц назад +12

      @@matthewcpittman lol

    • @TotalTuxedo
      @TotalTuxedo 22 дня назад +2

      ​@matthewcpittman you killed me with that.

    • @Quixan
      @Quixan 19 дней назад

      ​@@matthewcpittman did you really wait out 10 minutes for this?

    • @georgettehelena
      @georgettehelena 16 дней назад

      @@Quixan no, he plays pranks and makes random tiktoks, this was planned

  • @Red4350
    @Red4350 15 дней назад +4

    actually a very smart tactic...you literally have the whole classes attention at the start of the lesson

  • @YaNeK92
    @YaNeK92 11 дней назад +2

    Clearly the lecturer is speaking the truth since he wasn't content with his "mediocre salary" so he smartened up and started a RUclips channel to hopefully one day supplement his income 💯😎🤙🏽

  • @wheresmygrasses1549
    @wheresmygrasses1549 20 дней назад +3466

    “So pull out a pen and paper, we’re taking a quiz today”
    **intro plays**

    • @Entremanures
      @Entremanures 19 дней назад +19

      and all the students are like yeah, that's why i woke up to come here.

  • @periwinkle43
    @periwinkle43 21 день назад +6983

    I absolutely love the radical skateboard entrance directly into a joke explanation that this class has the purpose of leading you into a drab life of monotony and depression

    • @angry-lucky-catty
      @angry-lucky-catty 20 дней назад +23

      Idk I probably would’ve burst into tears right there. Not really a cool or funny thing to do.

    • @odog3254
      @odog3254 20 дней назад +65

      ​@@angry-lucky-catty you don't have what it takes from the jump then

    • @angry-lucky-catty
      @angry-lucky-catty 20 дней назад +21

      @@odog3254 Lol that’s fine, being an _economist_ isn’t exactly a goal of mine. Seems like the goal of a teacher should be to be a good teacher, though.

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 20 дней назад +4

      ​@@angry-lucky-catty are you studying or working? I wonder how many jobs are going to be taken by AI. I am a software developer btw.

    • @yarchived
      @yarchived 20 дней назад +6

      @@angry-lucky-catty it’s just a reality check 😆

  • @gracestory
    @gracestory 38 минут назад +1

    if Tony Stark and Jack Black had a baby.

  • @letigre5822
    @letigre5822 13 дней назад +2

    That’s the realest thing I’ve ever heard a prof say. 😂

  • @5_birds
    @5_birds 22 дня назад +3167

    The "uuuhhh" as soon as he entered was such a mean move, but it's perfect

    • @USS-Prinz_Eugen
      @USS-Prinz_Eugen 20 дней назад +8

      You can sense the disappointment

    • @sulusu4812
      @sulusu4812 12 дней назад

      Rehearsed

    • @Muppet-kz2nc
      @Muppet-kz2nc 4 дня назад

      he was wrong. the secret to being an econ major is to make 1% off of 100 people instead of 100% off your own work.

  • @christianking4002
    @christianking4002 19 дней назад +6024

    Lol you know bro waited outside the door until the last second 😂

    • @thatoneguyc8312
      @thatoneguyc8312 18 дней назад +40

      He literally rode in on a skateboard, of course he was waiting.

    • @justinmitchell2164
      @justinmitchell2164 18 дней назад +11

      There are a lot of cold cases that need your particular set of skills.

    • @nEvernastyy
      @nEvernastyy 18 дней назад

      @@justinmitchell2164lmfaooo

    • @jreecefwb
      @jreecefwb 18 дней назад +2

      I mean duh. That's the entire reason this was being filmed

    • @andrewthorpe3377
      @andrewthorpe3377 18 дней назад +1

      @@jreecefwb not necessarily. It seems just as likely (if not more likely) that it was being filmed as proof that they waited the 10 minutes before leaving. At least, if I was in that class and the professor had said we could leave if he was ever more than 10 minutes late, I would have recorded it to prove I didn't leave before the required time had passed.

  • @Itz_Crawfish
    @Itz_Crawfish 13 дней назад +2

    Technically the time was over whenever he came in so they still could've left if they wanted to lol

  • @StinkySandism
    @StinkySandism 15 дней назад +1

    why does bro sounds like tony stark 💀💀💀💀

  • @anonymous-poet
    @anonymous-poet 25 дней назад +1495

    Professor Levi really said "give up on your dreams and die" 😂

    • @GoleafsGo7627
      @GoleafsGo7627 21 день назад +4

      I had the power from 999 to 1k

  • @jonathanjobickson9483
    @jonathanjobickson9483 19 дней назад +3817

    If Jack Black was a professor 🤣🤣🤣

  • @me21464
    @me21464 10 дней назад +1

    He rolled in and said “sit down”! 😂😂😂I remember those days of waiting and scared to leave at the same time!!

  • @auburnjewels2
    @auburnjewels2 14 дней назад +1

    It wasn't bad enough he told them the truth about their futures!😂The extra kick in the nuts was the pink blazer. 🤣👍

  • @headlessshorsemen
    @headlessshorsemen 17 дней назад +7193

    The fact that he came in on the 1 second, then gave a depressing speech for the students to give up on their hopes and dreams. So brutal, yet so needed. 😭

    • @elfkid9599
      @elfkid9599 16 дней назад +55

      It’s staged

    • @jonathanhibberd9983
      @jonathanhibberd9983 16 дней назад +48

      I mean, if this were an actual situation and not staged, then the brutal lesson needed here is that I'm paying thousands of dollars not to have my time wasted with a cheap stunt. It's one thing if there is a reason for being late. But if your reason is "I want to make an entrance," I want a refund for the 9 minutes and 59 seconds that you wasted.

    • @somedudeontheinternet7587
      @somedudeontheinternet7587 16 дней назад +10

      @@jonathanhibberd9983tbh that’s your fault should have the terms and conditions first😂

    • @somedudeontheinternet7587
      @somedudeontheinternet7587 16 дней назад +3

      @@elfkid9599no shit Sherlock

    • @jaifyre702
      @jaifyre702 16 дней назад +3

      It's so college😂😂😂

  • @Adventures_in_AK
    @Adventures_in_AK 27 дней назад +6551

    I love the speech! Honestly, you aren’t wrong 🤣

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  27 дней назад +373

      Ha ha ty! I was trying to be mean, but it’s funny how many Econ people have commented being like “yeah this tracks”

    • @Bsnowman22
      @Bsnowman22 25 дней назад +41

      ​@matthewcpittman more like 90% of careers and jobs 😂

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  25 дней назад +57

      @@Bsnowman22 lol

    • @fimbulvetr721
      @fimbulvetr721 22 дня назад +6

      @@matthewcpittmanI’ve never felt so attacked yet so seen 🥹

    • @267cal
      @267cal 22 дня назад

      Should I reconsider my major, gonna be a freshman. 🥺

  • @TN_HondaDad
    @TN_HondaDad 9 дней назад +1

    Bruh was born to troll 💀💀💀

  • @sakuraisp6974
    @sakuraisp6974 15 дней назад +2

    That one student saw him just right on time
    : ☹️😩

  • @DarkMatter2525
    @DarkMatter2525 16 дней назад +6576

    Highschool teacher: You can achieve anything you set your mind to!
    College teacher: Life is pain and only the dark abyss awaits.

    • @MizukiUkitake
      @MizukiUkitake 14 дней назад +48

      omg it's DarkMatter. You were an inspiration to me for years. Great stuff

    • @Sly25
      @Sly25 13 дней назад +39

      This is like seeing your teacher at the store

    • @LifeAdviceSite
      @LifeAdviceSite 12 дней назад +22

      I was depressed all day, but this comment made me laugh. 😂

    • @johnhicks8626
      @johnhicks8626 12 дней назад +13

      As an econ major who then went on to work in Supply Chain... yes.

    • @TheINFJChannel
      @TheINFJChannel 11 дней назад +2

      Lmao, God I'm glad people like you exist 🤜🤛😂💕

  • @justasnowman5791
    @justasnowman5791 23 дня назад +11872

    Damn. Not only did he trick them, he just told them that their education is shit and that they’re gonna work a job they hate for the rest of their lives. 😂
    Edit: For those who do want to go to go to college, I would suggest looking at the UNC promise. They have 5 colleges that is only 500 a semester. But that’s if you live in NC. I’m sure other states have something similar.

    • @OctopusOwl
      @OctopusOwl 21 день назад +420

      Best to get them aware early so they know how to deal with the rest of their lives

    • @cheesus9512
      @cheesus9512 21 день назад +59

      It's staged dude

    • @Hdrunenzi720
      @Hdrunenzi720 20 дней назад +15

      I hope he’s just kidding around.

    • @Deathcatclub
      @Deathcatclub 20 дней назад

      @@Hdrunenzi720he’s not

    • @Deathcatclub
      @Deathcatclub 20 дней назад +21

      @@cheesus9512no. It isn’t.

  • @Palaecro
    @Palaecro 10 дней назад +1

    Teacher is too good for this class. I would be dying 😂😂😂

  • @stevendettor
    @stevendettor 13 дней назад +1

    I like how he made a joke about the sad truth lol

  • @KUROMI_IS_LIFEE
    @KUROMI_IS_LIFEE 18 дней назад +6701

    that “ughh 😔” when the professor came at that last second 😅
    OML THX FOR ALL DA LIKES

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 17 дней назад +6

      🤨

    • @Daisy_Rabbit
      @Daisy_Rabbit 17 дней назад +24

      when the professor what now 🤨

    • @galax644
      @galax644 17 дней назад +12

      @@Daisy_Rabbit dirty minded much?

    • @cryptedz9860
      @cryptedz9860 17 дней назад +4

      @@Daisy_Rabbit he's saying when he entered the room at the last second

    • @Red_Void9003
      @Red_Void9003 17 дней назад

      ​@@Daisy_RabbitI don't get it

  • @faith6575
    @faith6575 17 дней назад +2405

    “So close and yet so far, I know,” is WILD. 😂😂😂😂

  • @sauori
    @sauori 6 дней назад +1

    I think everyone needs to lighten up he's just having a bit of fun and these are the best teachers, if you would "drop out over this" then you probably would never of made it anyway.

  • @mikejones2405
    @mikejones2405 13 дней назад +2

    he really thought he ate smh

  • @Pokesus
    @Pokesus 18 дней назад +1200

    I SWEAR HE WAS WAITING 10M IN THE DOOR JUST TO GIVE FALSE HOPE TO HIS STUDENTS LMFAO

    • @WirlWind494
      @WirlWind494 17 дней назад +8

      He had a smoke, grinning all the while.

    • @DanimalZ32
      @DanimalZ32 17 дней назад

      💯

    • @Goblineng
      @Goblineng 17 дней назад +4

      I mean, they can just leave if they want. That's the wonderful thing about college: you're an adult. You can walk out of the room. Shake off that high school mentality.
      Show up for the days you need to, learn the material on your own time, and you don't have to attend class every day.
      I sure as hell didn't. Graduated just like everyone else.

    • @queenannsrevenge100
      @queenannsrevenge100 17 дней назад

      Good real-world training 😄

    • @z3v..
      @z3v.. 17 дней назад +1

      “its not about fun” while bro casually comes in wit a skateboard 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @Nolooo
    @Nolooo Месяц назад +4662

    Econ major here. I’m a teacher now 😂😂

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Месяц назад +155

      ha ha

    • @flybyninja
      @flybyninja 23 дня назад +16

      ​@@matthewcpittman Agreed this speech was 100% true

    • @lilrex2015
      @lilrex2015 23 дня назад

      your students hate you and wish your brake lines were cut every midterm day

    • @shimes424
      @shimes424 22 дня назад +11

      Cool tell us again about how national debt isn't important 😀

    • @sassysass6202
      @sassysass6202 21 день назад +1

      ​@@flybyninjabut it shouldn't be, right ?

  • @MrBeetsGaming
    @MrBeetsGaming 6 дней назад +1

    This guy skateboarded in straight from the 1980s

  • @FtanmoOfEtheirys
    @FtanmoOfEtheirys 14 дней назад +1

    When I was still in college my Greek Mythology professor was 15 mins late and I was the only one who stayed behind. Luckily I love Greek Mythology and took my exam, got a perfect score before he offered extra credit for hanging out lol.

  • @VolexCy
    @VolexCy 16 дней назад +3452

    The way the 30 minute music started right at the perfect time after his speech tho

    • @MrImodre
      @MrImodre 15 дней назад +69

      that literally marked the start of a 30-minute quiz 😂

    • @bigbens33
      @bigbens33 15 дней назад +47

      Thats what happens when you script something and rehearse

    • @Appalations
      @Appalations 12 дней назад +5

      Felt like I was joining an online church service 😂

    • @ses147
      @ses147 4 дня назад

      @@bigbens33 people will believe anything

    • @inkspilll
      @inkspilll 3 дня назад

      ​@bigbens33 just let people have fun. Must you ruin everything? It doesn't really matter how belive it is. You don't go to the movies with someone and hear them say "that was a pretty good movie" and reply with "well that's what happens when you rehearse your lines and add special effects" ( or I would hope you wouldn't"

  • @TheFinemocha
    @TheFinemocha 18 дней назад +4075

    Finally a life coach that's honest.

    • @HScripturez
      @HScripturez 18 дней назад +10

      Except for the fact that this was staged… but true nonetheless

    • @gopnik9967
      @gopnik9967 18 дней назад +2

      Either stage or youre pissing away that money you paid for class, 10 min a day every day for a term adds up. In the business world, heads would roll.

    • @makotomiyamoto5249
      @makotomiyamoto5249 18 дней назад

      You don’t do and don’t know anything

  • @YaNeK92
    @YaNeK92 11 дней назад +32

    This is the kind of teacher that everyone would be blessed to have! ❤️

    • @thisisgettingold
      @thisisgettingold 8 дней назад

      No, this guy is an egotistical turd. You aren't an entertainer. Teach these young people or kick rocks and go make TikToks.

  • @etazeta674
    @etazeta674 11 дней назад +1

    Satan is in that room taking notes, but not for the exam

  • @ovrmya
    @ovrmya 17 дней назад +2870

    the way my smile would’ve disintegrated seeing him come in at the very last millisecond 😭

    • @KingfishStevens-di9ji
      @KingfishStevens-di9ji 17 дней назад +24

      Yeah pretty sickening

    • @wesleycuban8649
      @wesleycuban8649 17 дней назад +18

      Skating in at that 😂

    • @dawncreison9696
      @dawncreison9696 17 дней назад +2

      One second is indeed not the very last millisecond

    • @Thugg12
      @Thugg12 17 дней назад +4

      I would’ve locked one of the doors

    • @aarongdukey
      @aarongdukey 17 дней назад +4

      I would’ve dropped the class

  • @regdawave
    @regdawave 16 дней назад +4023

    LMFAOOOO OMG!! You can hear someone in the back say “UGHHHH” as he rolls on in!!

    • @larryman82
      @larryman82 16 дней назад +28

      LOL i didn't hear it until you said it LOL so funny! Good ear!

    • @Mrsubzero456
      @Mrsubzero456 15 дней назад +25

      They were really hoping for it 😂

    • @TheDeane
      @TheDeane 15 дней назад +8

      LOL yeah you can tell he's an awful teacher

    • @doggo7166
      @doggo7166 15 дней назад +10

      @@TheDeane Nah tbh he seems like a chill and fun teacher.

    • @TheDeane
      @TheDeane 15 дней назад

      @@doggo7166 nah he sucks

  • @yah929
    @yah929 5 дней назад

    That student "oh" was so depressed 😂 they were disappointed at their most lol

  • @Kreuzrippengewoelbe
    @Kreuzrippengewoelbe День назад +2

    I knew teachers like him. They barely teach anything and usually lack emotional stability. The gesticulation, voice and pink jacket gave it away.

  • @Jesus_is_THE_king_of_kings
    @Jesus_is_THE_king_of_kings 27 дней назад +2571

    Id just lock the door lmao😂 cant not be late if you cant get in

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  27 дней назад +200

      😂😮

    • @anonymixx8106
      @anonymixx8106 26 дней назад +43

      Great way to get a meeting with the Dean 😂😂😂

    • @xmercyme3923
      @xmercyme3923 24 дня назад +31

      ​@@anonymixx8106 only if somebody tells the dean who locked the door, seems to me like everybody was all for no class though so I'm not sure why they would snitch

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 23 дня назад

      ​@@xmercyme3923
      There's such a thing as a security camera

    • @xmercyme3923
      @xmercyme3923 23 дня назад +8

      @@PointsofData I don't know of a single college campus that has cameras inside the classrooms but okay

  • @Nour-db7ig
    @Nour-db7ig 3 дня назад

    Why do I feel like he came earlier but waited till the last second 💀👍

  • @caesarkemp9938
    @caesarkemp9938 11 дней назад

    That one person that said "huh" when he came in. Classic 🤣🤣

  • @squirrel2797
    @squirrel2797 25 дней назад +1942

    I would have been laughing my ass off he's so awesome

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  25 дней назад +159

      Ha ha ty! I tried to act like a jerk but ended up being…. Whatever this is

    • @spudwickthrockmorton2112
      @spudwickthrockmorton2112 24 дня назад +23

      @@matthewcpittmanyeah thats just being a jerk lol you had it right the first time 😂

    • @JiisTube
      @JiisTube 22 дня назад +9

      Yeah so would real students. But the lack of laughter gives away how fake it is 😂

    • @sassysass6202
      @sassysass6202 21 день назад +1

      ​@@JiisTubenah I think they were just disappointed 😅😂

    • @michaelaluyao1284
      @michaelaluyao1284 21 день назад

      @@JiisTubeidk I think if it were fake they’d be playing up laughter. In reality all these college kids just had their dreams of a free hour crushed 😂

  • @jaedynstjuste1708
    @jaedynstjuste1708 18 дней назад +757

    Bro ain’t the Main Character, he’s the Main Villain. i mean watch his entrance plus his down to earth real asf monologue

    • @aalphapink
      @aalphapink 17 дней назад +4

      So if you dream of being the villain, all dreams come back within reach. Logic checks out.

  • @BoomBillion
    @BoomBillion 6 дней назад

    Teacher's suitcases: thank god you made it. Almost had to give the lecture on my own.

  • @DuderofDudeness
    @DuderofDudeness 15 дней назад +3

    😂😂😭 SAVAGE but a true wake-up call

  • @damianpogu7272
    @damianpogu7272 18 дней назад +5144

    “It’s about giving up your dreams and being depressed for the rest of your life” bro I would’ve walked out the fucking door at that point.

    • @v3al0m69
      @v3al0m69 18 дней назад +236

      He just saying plain truth...

    • @ykd818
      @ykd818 18 дней назад

      ​@@v3al0m69YES, AND THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS COMMENT TOLD YOU HIS HONEST TRUTH. WHICH IS FAR MORE ADMIRABLE

    • @JustStopLyingToUs
      @JustStopLyingToUs 18 дней назад

      Cause you’re mentally soft

    • @stephenly6659
      @stephenly6659 18 дней назад +126

      He ain’t wrong

    • @Br1anwastaken
      @Br1anwastaken 18 дней назад

      ​@@stephenly6659u good?

  • @S_O_L_O._.R_I_D_I_N_G
    @S_O_L_O._.R_I_D_I_N_G 18 дней назад +480

    Bro gets his own intro 😭😂

    • @samm.1757
      @samm.1757 17 дней назад +4

      They gotta stop yelling the damn countdown and throw him off his game 😂

    • @iLeadpoisoningPSN
      @iLeadpoisoningPSN 17 дней назад +2

      @@samm.1757nah. They gotta count down 20 seconds behind 😂 so when he shows up, he's late

  • @alexanderwilliams644
    @alexanderwilliams644 День назад

    The feeling of him coming late is so much worse than him coming in on time.

  • @e.e6669
    @e.e6669 11 дней назад +1

    The realest statement a professor ever made lol

  • @smashville6217
    @smashville6217 17 дней назад +1069

    He taught a whole life lesson in 15 seconds !!! Fuck yo dreams 😂

    • @ShaynieB
      @ShaynieB 16 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, facts!

    • @kokobopjammer2571
      @kokobopjammer2571 16 дней назад +1

      Nah make em come true lol

    • @chrisquiles8357
      @chrisquiles8357 16 дней назад +2

      What’s even crazier is they prolly sat for 10 minutes before setting that timer 😂😂

    • @ngjty
      @ngjty 16 дней назад

      Well 10 min and 15 sec but yes haha

  • @branddransnothingbuthands599
    @branddransnothingbuthands599 20 дней назад +541

    The fact that the song started right after his speech makes it even funnier 😂

  • @masterofktulu
    @masterofktulu 13 дней назад +1

    “hey there fellow kids” vibe

  • @aldomandovani
    @aldomandovani 14 дней назад +1

    The Hey!!! Look at me!!! Generation has a Hey!! look at me!! Profesor

  • @MrsRyanna01
    @MrsRyanna01 24 дня назад +1235

    As someone with a bachelor’s in economics I really resonated with his speech

    • @janew.
      @janew. 24 дня назад +15

      Same. I feel personally attacked.

    • @hi86065
      @hi86065 23 дня назад +16

      Econ here too. I work from home now. Aint that bad 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @RedSander_BR
      @RedSander_BR 22 дня назад +8

      Yep, never got my first job, still unemployed after two years of searching.
      What a shitty degree... should have done coumputer science instead.

    • @Anonymous-gu5ch
      @Anonymous-gu5ch 22 дня назад +7

      ​@@RedSander_BRyou think tech is better? Hahahahahahahahahaha.

    • @RedSander_BR
      @RedSander_BR 21 день назад +4

      Yes it is, because you can use CS skills to make APPs and use that as work experience, try doing the same with a economics degree.
      Everyone i know who graduated with me is either unemployed, working in another area, or had their father get them a job because they were a nepo baby.
      Meanwhile everyone who did CS is either working in a big company or in a shitty small company, But hey, at least they are employed and getting their own money.
      Guess what i am doing right now after two years of searching for jobs in my area? i Swiched to CS, and am taking multiple programming and database courses, wanna know how many job offers i can find now?
      So yeah, if you can't find jobs in CS, is because you don't want to take the shitty CS jobs for begginers.
      But if you can't find jobs in Econ, is because there are literally none, trust me, i been looking for +2 years.

  • @theMightyWhytey
    @theMightyWhytey 18 дней назад +4126

    Finally a college professor teaching the youth something useful…

    • @JoseRodriguez-eu5ez
      @JoseRodriguez-eu5ez 18 дней назад +39

      How to be late for a class you're paying your own money for to learn, and believe the professor not being there is somehow a good thing.
      Dude is teaching irresponsibility.

    • @Fayren01
      @Fayren01 18 дней назад +22

      Ah yes discouragement my favorite.

    • @Ubebread1
      @Ubebread1 18 дней назад

      Immediate quiz

    • @frankerz8339
      @frankerz8339 18 дней назад +3

      murican colleges are more like kindergardens

    • @user-Kova15
      @user-Kova15 18 дней назад

      You don’t learn anything in college, you go there to get scammed and lied to. And get into mass debt

  • @Bad_Wolf788
    @Bad_Wolf788 11 дней назад

    That professor is a mortal manifestation of reality

  • @dhillaz
    @dhillaz 4 дня назад +1

    Typically in state college students pay around $20 per contact hour. If there are 100 students they just collectively paid over $300 to watch that countdown.

  • @Pxlse69k
    @Pxlse69k 26 дней назад +1170

    Nahh that shit was brutal💀

    • @TheFrenchedFries
      @TheFrenchedFries 21 день назад +4

      I would have left anyways

    • @sirisaac6225
      @sirisaac6225 21 день назад +4

      @@TheFrenchedFriesOnly hurts you lol you’re still paying them regardless.

    • @opmason2293
      @opmason2293 20 дней назад

      @@TheFrenchedFries you're the one paying for it, why go if you hate it so much

    • @TheFrenchedFries
      @TheFrenchedFries 20 дней назад +1

      @@opmason2293 because I don't go to classes where teachers disrespect the students by showing up late, only to come in seconds before they said it's okay to leave if they aren't there yet. If I'm expected to be in class at a certain time, the teacher should have a higher expectation of showing up on time(if not early) as well.

    • @TheFrenchedFries
      @TheFrenchedFries 20 дней назад +1

      @@sirisaac6225 I don't go to classes where teachers play games with your education 🤷‍♂️

  • @marine47ncaa25
    @marine47ncaa25 19 дней назад +554

    Dude is a LEGEND😂😂😂

  • @m.hreels9822
    @m.hreels9822 15 дней назад +1

    He just seems like one of those cocky professors that everyone just can't stand! 😂

    • @shaybelle8495
      @shaybelle8495 14 дней назад

      Really? I actually love this guy.

  • @kynever7865
    @kynever7865 8 дней назад

    My man rolled in on a skateboard (despite the carpet) 3 seconds before your supposed release and instant gratification to deliver some real talk. Listen kids, that is probably THE BEST teacher you could ask for!!

  • @captainjackknife5817
    @captainjackknife5817 20 дней назад +4124

    Thats my kind of teacher. Tells it like it is and lets them know their major doesn't get them where they want to be. We need this honesty in every school

    • @kronicanon
      @kronicanon 20 дней назад +44

      If the goal is a high paying salary I’m pretty sure an economics major is a pretty safe route….he’s saying basically his students are taking the safe route. No one dreams of being an economics major.

    • @HusbandoCollector
      @HusbandoCollector 20 дней назад +44

      Pls tell me you didn’t actually believe he was being genuine and it wasn’t such an obvious joke, yall are so gullible my god

    • @kronicanon
      @kronicanon 20 дней назад +7

      @@HusbandoCollector the professor? How was he kidding?

    • @Losmerengues1902
      @Losmerengues1902 20 дней назад +6

      Average starting salary for an Econ major is $76,000 and average salary overall is in the 6 figures. What are you smoking?

    • @vendettachicken
      @vendettachicken 20 дней назад +7

      Unreliable, intentionally doesn't show up on time and gives absolutely zero fcks for his profession? That is what we need in every school?

  • @Touma134
    @Touma134 20 дней назад +129

    Damn you crushed both their short term and long term dreams in the span of 15 seconds. This is why you're the professor.

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  19 дней назад +9

      ha ha ha

    • @Celibrimbor
      @Celibrimbor 17 дней назад

      At least he showed them that the real world will cheat and lie too. He was too late

  • @biggleesh
    @biggleesh 15 дней назад +1

    Bro just taught them a valuable life lesson

  • @Pr0t4t0
    @Pr0t4t0 8 дней назад +1

    This is why you count down with a 3 second delay.

  • @produde33
    @produde33 19 дней назад +317

    You can hear all the students get upset when he actually showed up 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @arturosann7016
    @arturosann7016 19 дней назад +1310

    Truest statement I actually heard from a professor of our time!

    • @GRAYgauss
      @GRAYgauss 18 дней назад +13

      TBH, it's about the most value you could get out of a college nowadays.

  • @animatorFan74
    @animatorFan74 3 дня назад

    hahahaha that audible sigh when he rolls in.... hilarious :)

  • @StonedSpagooter
    @StonedSpagooter День назад

    Jesus christ that was one of the most savage things I have ever seen

  • @pgakt
    @pgakt 25 дней назад +330

    Hearing people going “ughh” when he comes in is the funniest bit