With splats commentary I've learned survival skills, street skills, geology, ecology, anthropology and now finally how to sling dope and run a drug ring. Who needs college when you have splat?
Drugs enhance your intellect, it's a proven fact. Just look at the nazis, the were on meth the entire war. Very effective. We need more drugs in society! MORE DRUGS FOR THE PEOPLE!!
As a person who didn't live in the bay but knows people who do and visits regularly, I get you with the nail salons Splat. Tho with nail salons in the experience of my law enforcement pals those are usually fronts for trafficking not money laundering, but that happens a lot too.
Where I grew up in South West England, the local curry house was basically a front for running coke, so I had the finest Indian food money could buy growing up. When I had a famous Brick Lane Curry, it was bitter as poison lol
Throughout my time watching Splattercat I have been in awe of all of the random stuff he knows and occasionally spits out. So much so that I've nicknamed those occasions "life lessons with Splattercat" in this episode I thought that we'd have a little weed growing lesson, but alas I was wrong and instead got one of those jokes he does instead. 10/10 Keep it up Splattercat.
'Buy the pound or get the fuck out!' Splat sells in the big leagues or not at all! This looks like a good one. We need a few more episodes to see Splattercat's crew roll out on some fools. ;)
Splattercat, It is my request that you please continue playing this game, it is and you are going to do well in this game! With love, An overly fancy fan of yours
haha. Love this commentary. Talkn about the bricks, just great, nice to see some1 playing this with some amount of knowledge to the content of the game.
Yo Splat, those empty businesses are like the squirrels from Rick & Morty, your favorite show. If you don't know what that means, don't worry about it. Just take my word for it, and LEAVE IT ALONE WHILE YOU CAN.
Splat some stores make money from being a pick up location for online ordered stuff. Like how you order from Walmart online, and you get free shipping if you have it sent to the store. When you use the pick up in store, it gets a bit of money for it being a pick up location.
items at storefront are usually a good 100 times value, but places like this nail salon your talking about usually mark up to 1000 times so its no issue having slow business, its slow business but usually reliable returning customers.
I wish this game was longer, in it's current state you can finish it within 2 hours but on the plus side, you can completely edit every property in the game with notepad+(Basement/Basement_64_Data/StreamingAssets.) and, shelf, growbox, sofa next to each other in that order will make the startup easier next time too ;)
It's the same in the UK splat, theres a street near here which has over 20 takeaways and they are always empty. it's the same with nail salons though youd be lucky to find anyone in this neighbourhood with a manicure.
Actually, here in my area of Pennsylvania. I've got 2 Walmart basically next to each other, both with nail salons in them. And I've never seen, even a single person in there. Most of the time, I don't even see workers. I've just started to assume they put those up to make the rest of the store look more classy.
7:30 This is actually because 90% of the time the business is empty, and the other 10% they are packed so full of people who come in the dozens all at the same time to get their stuff. That's how places like that operate. No one person just walks in to get their nails done or to buy a taco. They get with their family of 12 or they pick out 10 of their friends and they all go to that hole in the wall nail salon.
You're totally right about the money laundering. I've seen some restaurants around on the east coast that are the same way. As someone who went to college for hospitality, that doesn't work without some "alternate funding".
I really like watching this game. It would be a great playthrough for you. The only thing I want to see in particular is occupation forces, where you purposefully send good "enforcers" to blue/red buildings to just sit on their supplies. If they can't get to them because you're there then they can't sell and expand. So what I would do is exactly what you did to the drugstore and just sit on it so it cripples their economy. I just hope the game recognizes it instead of giving the AI a magical growth curve like in the higher difficulties of Civ V. Also I hope the police ("whoop whoop") are in this game. If not that would be dissapointing. Have them be an off-map enemy who just raids buildings and takes all the equipment and supplies, so there's never an end game with all maximum level buildings. Edit: spelling.
Bit of a "Pro Tip" as it were... you're best of focusing on getting a Hit Squad that can take out small Business' (like the Drug Store) and holding them until said Supply runs out, or a Clinic. Clinics will Heal-over-Time assigned Thugs, thus you can roll into a somewhere; take out the previous owners, then return to get healed up while having a Throwaway Dealer to just shift the Merchandise. The Garage adds to the number of "Transporter" Vehicles you have, you get a Free Moped (which shifts 1 Brick at a time) between Buildings; so for example you can sell via another Office (again say like the Drug Store), use that as a Front; because if you're *too* successful the Cops will come and Seize the Building. They're not unbeatable, but you won't really be standing toe-to-toe with them until you can get about 10 - 13 DMG and they're usually in groups of 2-3. If you want to move people back (as you're always warned about a Raid / Attack) you just select them and click on another building or alternatively select the Door of the target building and select them to move. Upgrading your Transport Vehicle to a Van, will allow you to shift a single Shelf of Stock; as noted above you have to be concerned about Raids, but the Police *will not* Raid buildings that don't have a Store Front. Hence it being a good idea *not* to sell out of your Base of Operations... especially as the more Stock you shift (not money, but just more Customers Per Day) then it raises the chance it will trigger a Raid. The same is true if any of your Stock make people Freak Out, There is a lot of Attacks (i.e. constant Gang Warfare) or someone Dies from a Bad Trip. Oh Freak Outs btw, mean said individual become violent and attacks your Dealers. Being aggressive pays off in this game, especially against the AI as they will Snowball once they start taking additional Properties becoming damn near impossible to beat; and need you to essentially just keep throwing Thugs at them to die Russian Style in an attempt to get the Police to Raid them and shut them down. Also remember the Goal is to essentially make Bank, not Shift/Produce Goods. Taking the Bank for example and absconding with all of it's Resources, pretty good way to do this; and create Minion Army of Roflstompage.
Haha, this is an old ass video so I get that you won't read this, but about the laundering money businesses thing, (or if anyone else finds it interesting). I live in Antwerp, we have a big harbour and drugs flow through that to Europe. In the neighbourhood I live, there's an entire street dedicated to phone repairs, phone gadgets, chinese clothes etc. Nobody ever in there, maybe a lost tourist. And sometimes, on a random day, you'll see cops busting into one. Randomly, in a neighbourhood that's not very rich, you'll see lambos, ferarris, porches. Certainly not paranoid.
With splats commentary I've learned survival skills, street skills, geology, ecology, anthropology and now finally how to sling dope and run a drug ring. Who needs college when you have splat?
DarkHeightsMachinima Splativersity, the best, free of charge, university! 😂
primaxwarpower and actual useful stuff
Like drugs
Drugs enhance your intellect, it's a proven fact. Just look at the nazis, the were on meth the entire war. Very effective.
We need more drugs in society! MORE DRUGS FOR THE PEOPLE!!
Ikr it's so true
this is a fun and interesting game.... you better make more videos of this boi
LordPKB did splatt say he was doing drugs at the beginning of the vid?
No, I think he is just joking around. Nice happy people don't make hard drugs like this
LordPKB more I agree
sure.....everybody making drugs are dicks #sterotypesarealwaystrue
unless u a doctor hahaha
My eyeballs would thoroughly appreciate more of this being put on display on your channel
yesssss I've been watching falcon play this! hope this series is long term!
MacMan don't you think splatt should play eco
I'm enjoying Basement, and when a sale rolls around, you know I'mma snatch that pack up with a quickness.
Hey man do more episodes of this please
As a person who didn't live in the bay but knows people who do and visits regularly, I get you with the nail salons Splat. Tho with nail salons in the experience of my law enforcement pals those are usually fronts for trafficking not money laundering, but that happens a lot too.
Where I grew up in South West England, the local curry house was basically a front for running coke, so I had the finest Indian food money could buy growing up. When I had a famous Brick Lane Curry, it was bitter as poison lol
wooooo more basement video's
Throughout my time watching Splattercat I have been in awe of all of the random stuff he knows and occasionally spits out. So much so that I've nicknamed those occasions "life lessons with Splattercat" in this episode I thought that we'd have a little weed growing lesson, but alas I was wrong and instead got one of those jokes he does instead. 10/10 Keep it up Splattercat.
**Drinks a cup of BASEMENT**
This is delicious!
**Smashes cup of BASEMENT on the floor**
I demand more!!
I absolutely want more of this!
You make this game even more fun eve than it already is with your commentary. Would love to see more.
I loved this game, its given me so much inspiration for a D&D campaign I've been running :D
I would totally love to see more of this splat!
"no, fuck that, we're Target" i just fell out damn XD
I'm diggin it man, I'd love a few more of these videos
'Buy the pound or get the fuck out!' Splat sells in the big leagues or not at all! This looks like a good one. We need a few more episodes to see Splattercat's crew roll out on some fools. ;)
Definitely would like to see more of this game!
This looks very series-worthy Splay, give it a go please!
Splattercat,
It is my request that you please continue playing this game, it is and you are going to do well in this game!
With love,
An overly fancy fan of yours
haha. Love this commentary. Talkn about the bricks, just great, nice to see some1 playing this with some amount of knowledge to the content of the game.
This needs to be a series 100%
hell yes definitely more Splat. I might get the game if any updates come out..
This is pretty cool, I'd like to see more episodes.
This would be a fun series! Splattercats drug emporium and nail salon. Make it so.
Splattercat knows his weed :D Dudes talking about cutting up a quarter pound and selling it by the g. Classic.
Yo Splat, those empty businesses are like the squirrels from Rick & Morty, your favorite show. If you don't know what that means, don't worry about it. Just take my word for it, and LEAVE IT ALONE WHILE YOU CAN.
MOAR DROOOOOOOOGS
ALL THE DRUGS.
Please keep this series going splat
You must continue producing content in this game. We need to know how far splattercat can go in the world of illicit substances!
I needs more of this and it fits perfect for you you make it super funny
Watching it high is even better!
Please continue
This is awesome! I'd love to see more of this.
Splat some stores make money from being a pick up location for online ordered stuff. Like how you order from Walmart online, and you get free shipping if you have it sent to the store. When you use the pick up in store, it gets a bit of money for it being a pick up location.
Omg this is the hardest splat has ever made me laugh 😂😂😂
I really love the commentary on this video. Please play the campaign~
Splatt, Ima have to request more of this bomb ass game on the channel my dude
items at storefront are usually a good 100 times value, but places like this nail salon your talking about usually mark up to 1000 times so its no issue having slow business, its slow business but usually reliable returning customers.
"war on drug" an accident yet so accurate.
Love this game, please do more.
I wish this game was longer, in it's current state you can finish it within 2 hours but on the plus side, you can completely edit every property in the game with notepad+(Basement/Basement_64_Data/StreamingAssets.) and, shelf, growbox, sofa next to each other in that order will make the startup easier next time too ;)
aye yo, splattygrass, You're great. love this game and love this channel. keep up the superb and hysterical content
"You take the whole brick or you GET THE FUCK OUT" ~Heisencat
It's the same in the UK splat, theres a street near here which has over 20 takeaways and they are always empty. it's the same with nail salons though youd be lucky to find anyone in this neighbourhood with a manicure.
Great vid please make more of this
Ayee splats back to basement again, REJOICE
keep this series going splat
Looks awesome. Can't wait to see more!
Oh definitely wanna see more. It's also a good opportunity to hear all the stuff you know about drugs...
Actually, here in my area of Pennsylvania. I've got 2 Walmart basically next to each other, both with nail salons in them. And I've never seen, even a single person in there. Most of the time, I don't even see workers. I've just started to assume they put those up to make the rest of the store look more classy.
I'd really like to see more of this.
7:30 This is actually because 90% of the time the business is empty, and the other 10% they are packed so full of people who come in the dozens all at the same time to get their stuff. That's how places like that operate. No one person just walks in to get their nails done or to buy a taco. They get with their family of 12 or they pick out 10 of their friends and they all go to that hole in the wall nail salon.
campaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiign! i think id love to see more
That's weird... You see, where I live, Walmarts are as clean as a shop can get. Way cleaner than the Targets I have seen so far actually.
You're totally right about the money laundering. I've seen some restaurants around on the east coast that are the same way. As someone who went to college for hospitality, that doesn't work without some "alternate funding".
Loved this vid Splat! Would love to see more
I like this game and i would really like to see more of this game!!
Ok for a second in the intro I thought splattercat was talking about himself haha
I like listening to you dropping knowledge Splat. I've been enjoying Narcos too. Juan Guzman is the man.
I would like to see the story mode, that would be cool. I also hope they fix the glitches in this game.
Seems cool my man, would be nice to see more :)
seems interesting, would like to see more
My local Walmart (I live in Georgia) is actually clean and pristine every time I go in
go for the story man ! or just more videos of this, love your content man
Great video man. The game looks really interesting.
Bro! This is nuts! ! Great video!
You only need one garage to go either way, it doesn't matter which side you build it on.
I really like this game please make more episodes!
More my dude, I love this game
seems like a fun little game i'd watch more episodes
I'd like to snort some more of that basement stuff - couldn't stand going cold turkey...
lol, splat don't you know... if'n you're going to be fancy, its not tar-get its tar-je' lol
Excellent thanks Splatt
this is quite literally dope
Heisensplat: He is the one who knocks.
I love that you start with 420$ 😂
This is great I'll watch more man!
I remember you playing this before. Was pretty interesting.
The price of that building. 420! Ha!
thank you good sir for the awesome uploads!!!
I really like watching this game. It would be a great playthrough for you.
The only thing I want to see in particular is occupation forces, where you purposefully send good "enforcers" to blue/red buildings to just sit on their supplies. If they can't get to them because you're there then they can't sell and expand. So what I would do is exactly what you did to the drugstore and just sit on it so it cripples their economy. I just hope the game recognizes it instead of giving the AI a magical growth curve like in the higher difficulties of Civ V.
Also I hope the police ("whoop whoop") are in this game. If not that would be dissapointing. Have them be an off-map enemy who just raids buildings and takes all the equipment and supplies, so there's never an end game with all maximum level buildings.
Edit: spelling.
I'm liking this! Please do more
SPLAT MORE PLEASE. MAKE A SERIES.
You should play cortex command it's a really fun pixel game and I'm pretty sure you would like it with it's explosions and wonky ness
Do more episodes please I love these types of games
Bit of a "Pro Tip" as it were... you're best of focusing on getting a Hit Squad that can take out small Business' (like the Drug Store) and holding them until said Supply runs out, or a Clinic.
Clinics will Heal-over-Time assigned Thugs, thus you can roll into a somewhere; take out the previous owners, then return to get healed up while having a Throwaway Dealer to just shift the Merchandise.
The Garage adds to the number of "Transporter" Vehicles you have, you get a Free Moped (which shifts 1 Brick at a time) between Buildings; so for example you can sell via another Office (again say like the Drug Store), use that as a Front; because if you're *too* successful the Cops will come and Seize the Building.
They're not unbeatable, but you won't really be standing toe-to-toe with them until you can get about 10 - 13 DMG and they're usually in groups of 2-3.
If you want to move people back (as you're always warned about a Raid / Attack) you just select them and click on another building or alternatively select the Door of the target building and select them to move.
Upgrading your Transport Vehicle to a Van, will allow you to shift a single Shelf of Stock; as noted above you have to be concerned about Raids, but the Police *will not* Raid buildings that don't have a Store Front. Hence it being a good idea *not* to sell out of your Base of Operations... especially as the more Stock you shift (not money, but just more Customers Per Day) then it raises the chance it will trigger a Raid.
The same is true if any of your Stock make people Freak Out, There is a lot of Attacks (i.e. constant Gang Warfare) or someone Dies from a Bad Trip.
Oh Freak Outs btw, mean said individual become violent and attacks your Dealers.
Being aggressive pays off in this game, especially against the AI as they will Snowball once they start taking additional Properties becoming damn near impossible to beat; and need you to essentially just keep throwing Thugs at them to die Russian Style in an attempt to get the Police to Raid them and shut them down. Also remember the Goal is to essentially make Bank, not Shift/Produce Goods.
Taking the Bank for example and absconding with all of it's Resources, pretty good way to do this; and create Minion Army of Roflstompage.
After you capture two buildings make one a cooking area with cars in both then sell in another
Please keep playing this game
Haha, this is an old ass video so I get that you won't read this, but about the laundering money businesses thing, (or if anyone else finds it interesting). I live in Antwerp, we have a big harbour and drugs flow through that to Europe. In the neighbourhood I live, there's an entire street dedicated to phone repairs, phone gadgets, chinese clothes etc.
Nobody ever in there, maybe a lost tourist. And sometimes, on a random day, you'll see cops busting into one. Randomly, in a neighbourhood that's not very rich, you'll see lambos, ferarris, porches.
Certainly not paranoid.
Yes please keep this going
love this it could bring out some awesome topics keep it up
awesome gameplay been waiting for awile for you toplay this
heh. starting with 420 bucks.
CaptainLekirk
in a drug game no less
COOOL MORE!!!!!!!!!
I would love to see more
more episodes plz
splat, the less you speak, the more you say.
remember that.
The target near my old place had free popcorn so you had somethin to snack in while ya shop.
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