This knocked me out like the bike that runs me over every morning. Its a vicious cycle. As for the letters of the alphabet. I also only know 25. Im missing u. (Suppose this is more of a flirt response) Since tis the season. Do you know why Santa never gets parking tickets? He parks on the house. While I got your attention a fun fact. Did you know scuba and tuba are both acronyms? Scuba stands for self contained underwater breathing apparatus. Tuba stands for terrible underwater breathing apparatus. And in science news. Scientists have managed to grow vocal cords in a petri dish. The results speak for themselves. For christmas I got a sticky deck of playing cards. I'll have a hard time dealing with this. The other day my printer suddenly started playing music. Turns out it was just jamming. How many germans do you need to screw in a light bulb? I dont know either but many Hans make light work. Oh shoot I gotta go now, my hamster just got arrested. He fell asleep at the wheel
I love Dad jokes! They're a staple of a British Christmas because of their presence in Christmas crackers (not sure you have those in the States). Here's one for you - What did Santa say after returning to the North Pole? ....There's snow place like home
“Hailing” a taxi can mean flagging down a taxi, but it also means “hailing” as in ice falling from the sky. So it’s a dumb pun, like taxis are falling from the sky.
7:20 nah that was GOLD 💀
My grandad is an excellent Irish farmer. A man outstanding in his own field.
This knocked me out like the bike that runs me over every morning. Its a vicious cycle.
As for the letters of the alphabet. I also only know 25. Im missing u. (Suppose this is more of a flirt response)
Since tis the season. Do you know why Santa never gets parking tickets? He parks on the house.
While I got your attention a fun fact. Did you know scuba and tuba are both acronyms? Scuba stands for self contained underwater breathing apparatus. Tuba stands for terrible underwater breathing apparatus.
And in science news. Scientists have managed to grow vocal cords in a petri dish. The results speak for themselves.
For christmas I got a sticky deck of playing cards. I'll have a hard time dealing with this.
The other day my printer suddenly started playing music. Turns out it was just jamming.
How many germans do you need to screw in a light bulb? I dont know either but many Hans make light work.
Oh shoot I gotta go now, my hamster just got arrested. He fell asleep at the wheel
That was SO much fun! Thanks, Em!!
😂 this has instantly become one of my favorite asmr videos... Thank you
I love Dad jokes! They're a staple of a British Christmas because of their presence in Christmas crackers (not sure you have those in the States). Here's one for you - What did Santa say after returning to the North Pole?
....There's snow place like home
The egg roll joke is actually great
You are my favorite ASMR artist.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? It had nobody to go with. 😅
This one time, I was wondering "why is that ball getting bigger?" and then it hit me.
I originally heard the one with the skeleton in the bar in French and it's much better because beer and mop rhyme. "Une bière et une serpillière."
What Did One Nose Say To The Other? Between U And Me Something Smells 😂😂😂
Great! Your videos are always so cool, fun and super creative! Em, you're awesome! Merry Christmas!! 😃😃💖💖🎄🎄🌟🌟
Em You are my favourite ❤
Hi Em, I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas.
I keep thinking back to a quote from that infamous Fawlty Towers episode, 'The Germans': 'IT IS NOT FUNNY!'
Merry Christmas! You are very unique girl :)
A legend is born!!!!
Merry Christmas! Em 🎄🎁
Amazing again- so many tingles 😊
I love Dad Jokes!!!
I love Em She's Beautiful in The Video Em My Favorite Merry Christmas 💙💙💙💙💙😌💙
Merry Christmas Emasmr
I would’ve preferred softspoken for this video, but still an awesome concept!
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ahh amazing em and happy hoidays
Merry Christmas ☺
As an avid dadjoke enjoyer I hope oyu have my favourites if not I might give you some 8)
Ha. Hailing taxis (taxis falling from the sky😉 ) would definitely hurt! Much worse than raining cats and dogs. 🐈🐕🦺 🤣🤣
Dad jokes? You mean RAD jokes?!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?? I have no eye deer!
I think many of these were funnier when you didn't get them. lol
“Hailing” a taxi can mean flagging down a taxi, but it also means “hailing” as in ice falling from the sky. So it’s a dumb pun, like taxis are falling from the sky.
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