Let’s hope they are only being a dick to DSP and that isn’t how they play with all their teams. Presumably the game allows you to report people who keep deliberately doing crap like that.
Come out of the closet, Phillip: then, maybe a strong muscle man like The Hulkster or Halsin can mount you, and breed you like the farm animal (pig) you are.💪HH
@@markusballsdeep6051 Yes, I saw the same clips back when DSP was on Twitch. OIC basically straight up said he or she whatever controls him, the other whales, and his streams. So basically DSP's streams are held together by a psychopath.
Not hopes, he knew. Someone definitely emailed him saying if he played it they'd give him money. Whoever "defender of freedom" is. He's at the whims of his whales.
Imagine being so universally hated that you get constantly team killed in a game with a relatively open community and that incentivizes teamwork. Congrats Phil, there’s a bounty on your head. You have now become public enemy #1 for any Helldiver that’s deployed with you.
Well it's not like he's gonna act in a team He has crossplay off, he has voice chat muted, so they can't communicate. He instantly runs off from any team mate in any team based game. Half of that stream was him wandering the desert alone.
The defender of freedom. Someone no body has ever heard of randomly pops up and gives Phil 100 dollars. Nothing fishy to see here. Definitely not a new sock of the biggest dent of all.
Come out of the closet, Phillip: then, maybe a strong muscle man like The Hulkster or Halsin can mount you, and breed you like the farm animal (pig) you are.💪HH
Here we go again Phil pretending that he is being so gracious to play a new game because people asked him and not because a dent paid him at least $100, probably more to do it.
my (least) favorite dspism is where someone in chat gives him a large amount of genuinely good advice and he reads it super fast as if its somehow overbearing to learn the basics of the game or accept advice
It infuriates me when he does that speed reading thing. He acts like it's some kind of burden or inconvenience to read it normally. It's super disrespectful as well.
roach won't listen to advice much less appreciate it, i don't know why these friendly sounding people are wasting their time on this cretin, they should find a nice appreciative noob to coach, THAT would be positive and meaningful
Whats even worse, is when he speedreads a comment like that and then stares into the camera with his dumb fucking condescending mug, as if to snarkily demonstrate how dumb it was. Its like he's aitting there waiting for a medal to be put around his neck.
I died because I forgot ctrl was stratagem and c was crouch until I switched the keybinds so while frantically spamming my move keys I was getting eaten by a bug lmfao.
@@markusballsdeep6051do you know where we can find these chat leaks? I've seen you comment this a bunch but have yet to see you say where to find them.
@@markusballsdeep6051DSP doesn't even trust OIC enough to mod him, despite giving Phil over 20k at this point and vehemently defending Phil on numerous platforms. How tf is he manipulating pigroach boy?
@@Clamfacedto be fair, it’s because of that blessed patriot who sniffed out a bug among the squad. the hilarity which ensued’s why phil should be scared lol
I honestly don’t know why he didn’t know why he’s being teamkilled, you failed to pass the helldiver vibe test, if you don’t do the emotes together then you lose everyone’s trust.
"Why is he doing that? That just makes the mission harder, does it not?" Because he hates you, Phil. Because he hates you and seizing the opportunity to continuously punish you and summon you back for (you guessed it) more punishment for being an immeasurably abysmal human being is a value that dwarfs the cost of any video game objective.
0:15 - "Alright everybody I'm playing Helldivers 2 because people keep bugging me about it." Wow, just imagine being a fan of Helldivers 2, coming across his channel and that being the first thing you see. And he wonders why he's a constant fail.
I often go into low level lobbies and seek out SOS beacons. Love to help the new divers. When you've unlocked everything, there's no real reason to keep playing on the maximum difficulties.
@@JohnnyShagbotI do, I enjoy the challenge. It's the same as DRG where you can just play for fun with randos once you've finished unlocking everything.
@@JohnnyShagbotsame here. My first game of the day (usually when I get home from work) would be a game with randoms at difficulty 5-7. It's fun testing new loadouts with little pressure while helping newbies. It's only when my perma squad and other friends log in that we then play on our usual difficulty 8-9.
I respect all 3 guys who commented on this. I know good high level players exist. I have run into plenty. But I believe with Phil's luck, unless they are a dent jumping in, his encounters will always be like what we saw here.
i’m pretty sure he’s just saying that to capitalize on gamer outrage, even though there’s a good chance phil’s fans are eating micros up. maybe that’s where the tip money is going
He doesn't care, he got paid immediately so nothing matters, he can just continue being the worst streamer on the internet and that loser will continue funding his life
I'm a pretty high level in Helldivers 2, And when I was watching him play I was in complete amazement of how bad he was. I would have just shot him for being my teammate and playing the way he played I mean I've never seen anything like it
LOL he even ran away from a group of Bugs instead of turning around and fucking shooting them, he even does in Games what he does in Real life, running away lmfao.
@@DieHardjagged Normally, I'd disagree with you on giving up some ground to the enemy in order to take them out... but it's Phil. Yeah, he's a pussy. Flat-out ran away from what he's supposed to do in the game... murder enemies.
Dsp: it's rpg overload you guize are tired of them cuz no one is khantributing Also dsp:.......... I'm naht playing helldiver's cuz it's a multiplayer game and I have no friends More dsp:..... I've decided to play helldiver's cuz no one is watching dragon dogma 2 Even more dsp:....... alright guize I'm playing helldiver's cuz you keep bugging me about it
Next time on DSP! "I'm not interested in playing Stellar Blade, and the next time it's brought up I'm gonna ban!" "Okay, I'm gonna try Stellar Blade because everyone keeps foaming at the mouth about it!" "I'm playing Stellar Blade because no one's supporting Rebirth and Helldivers 2!" "Alright guise, I'm playing Stellar Blade because you kept bugging me about it, but no one's supporting the streams! Reel tahlk, I'm gonna drop it if I don't see more engagement!"
Of course DarkSidePhail isn’t going to play Stellar Blade. The MC is a female character WITHOUT facial hair or a square masculine jaw and that terrifies him.
Even with that being true, he definitely wouldn't ever go after the strong, masculine type. He would absolutely go for the young, boyish ones. The more naïve, the better.
Just you watch. He'll play it. At some point. He's proven that much. Bitch and rant about said game for months, then when any kind of hype or popularity for it died off, pick it up and play it. Finally, act like everyone DEMANDED him to play it every day (which is kind of true for some games, Stellar Blade included) and act like some entitled brat about how and why he shouldn't have listened to "morons" and "detractors".
Some of my boys and I were laughing at his complete ineptitude during the whole stream. The charger bugs, just wandering around like a dodo, wasting ammo, the absolute embarrassment that was the tutorial and the hilarious team killer he later dubbed "Mentally slow" were highlights for us. Our resident HD2 expert is cooking up something on this rn
2:06 it’s so crazy to see how much of a pathological liar he is. He literally watched a donkey video where the whole video they fought robots. It would be harder to find truth from him than the city of Atlantis
i love that he specifically says he kept seeing helldivers on twitter and he's aware of it, but somehow completely missed the narrative being part of it. just desperately trying to skip everything "it's an online game who cares!" dsp truly has no comprehension
people like that TKer are why phil dodges these games like credit card bills or remotely attractive female characters. he knows for a fact that he’ll get dunked on by other players because he’s so hated by now
@@Tyman305 I think so. Sounds like he'd do that- even back then. Problem is... I can't really remember what playthrough, if it's even on RUclips, and I'm not willing to sift through his garbage content to find it.
He thought he was being clever when he found the battlepass. Wait till he finds you need medals, which can only be earned in-game, to actually buy the weapons. 😬
Paid games with microtransactions of any sort are automatically trash. Them becoming more common does not change this, it merely shows that the standards have been lowered.
@@Magnificoooooo that doesnt matter, there being a premium currency at all is trash. It's a $70, premium game. I wish people wouldnt abide this nonsense because its blatantly anti customer but people are so complacent that they put up with it. Some even defend it, if you can imagine such idiocy. Bleak.
@@jaykelley103Helldivers 2 is 40$, all the war bonds have no expiration, never paid a cent on micros and yet I got all the war bonds. Sure premium currency exist, but this game does it right by letting you acquire it by you know… actually playing the game. Something you supposed to do with games.
@@Y0Angelo there's levels of severity to the "freemium" game nonsense. I'm glad the game you like is one of the less severe cases, but I cant enjoy games with microtransactions. The thought of ppl just buying shit that I grinded for really cheapens the experience for me.
Nah man. You think you're bad at Helldivers? Play it with me. I'll make you feel better. lol Why? I shoot at the stupid sack on the Bile Spewers and not the face like I should be. EVERY. TIME. (No but seriously, I'm not too bad at the game. Just need to play more and unlock better shit to play on higher difficulties).
Every time his dents 'force' him to play a game he's not interested in he goes out of his way as much as possible to shit on the game. And then he wonders why people don't support the games they request. I wonder why, DSP, I wonder why
I got so angry when he said it’s pay to play because he saw super credits, no Phil warbonds can be unlocked with SC but you need to earn medals in game to actually buy the items.
And you Can get super credits aswell by playing the game it's one of the best games I've played for years and not a complete micro transaction cash grab pretty refreshing really.
@@mmmyeah7yup. You get rewarded for exploring the map with super credits. And if you're lucky, you can even get 100 super credits a pop. Free money! :D
HD2 is the only game in recent memory whose premium currency is handed out at a decent pace with casually playing (around 1400-1600 SC earned in 60 hours), so it makes sense that Phil is instantly on alerted seeing that. I was skeptical too when i started playing.
It's because it's his job, not his passion. He doesn't care at all about gaming, he just knows it's a whole lot easier than having a real job. He's so lazy he rather barely scrape by while doing something he has no interest in than working something where it will be more demanding. What other streamer says "it's my day off"? 😂😂😂
"It doesn't even make sense" if the person team killing you, is enjoying team killing you then it makes perfect sense. Even if that guy didn't know that he was killing the biggest loser online.
Let's be honest, did anyone actually think he'd be any good at this game? It's also insane that he said it's pointless to buy a game like this unless you have a group to play with...than he turns around a day later and buys it 🤣🤣🤣
12:25 - 12:39 How Phil's genius deduction skills while gaming in a nutshell. In front of him 2 huge enemies and 2 small enemies approach. He pulls out a nade, ignores the huge enemies and tosses it at one of the small ones completely missing. Gets hit from behind and dies blaming the game saying "They somehow spawned behind me and got my azz". All while never looking behind him as he never does in first person games. What an absolute degenerate regard!
Imagine being so universally despised that people team kill you on sight and refuse to respawn you. I'm glad he has crossplay turned off so I don't have to deal with him.
He's going to play Stellar Blade after it blows up into being the biggest game of this year. Mark my words. His "lack of interest" and feigned prudishness will disappear when he thinks he can make money off the attention.
Exactly! I've told a few people that already. Phil's track record says it all. He will play Stellar Blade. At some point. When any hype, excitement and popularity dies off. Like he does with every game he shits on for months before (and after) release of said game.
Will constantly complain when the game doesn't "tell" him what to do, but when someone wastes money to tell him really useful information he barely reads through it and doesn't even pay attention. HOW do people still support this waste of life.
So was ot O.I.C. that shat out the 100 bucks? I thought it was getting some kind of surgery to make it feel better about itself, for a while. What a saddo it is.
All Helldivers in the detractor devision, this is a message for you. You are to hunt down the rogue ship 'Defender of Freedom' and show them what happens to those who associate and defend roaches
That's Phil in a nutshell. He hates everyone but makes it out to be the compete opposite and he's hated for no good reason when he treats everyone he meets like garbage. He can be half-decent, but that's an absurd rarity. Guess he finds it far easier to hate on society. To me? It's just easier to be half-decent to people (normally). Less of a headache. But Phil will never understand that because he's introverted and took it to the literal extreme by not going outside often. He's lucky to go out once every couple weeks, let alone the once-a-week thing he mentions daily.
Phil literally does the bare minimum, no the game is not pay to play. Even if he dropped $100 on the game he'll never had enough medals to complete a page because he'll just rage quit again
I tortured myself by watching part of his live stream and he immediately turned off voice chat because he knows people will shit all over him in chat lol Big ups to the guy repeatedly killing him
Man I thought i had played with some bad randos. THIS DUDE makes them look like they've played 1000's of hours. Also side note him reading long chats "fast" is cringy and makes him look unnapreciative of the chatter. He's so pathetic lol.
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That Helldiver spotted a roach in disguise and exterminated it on sight. God bless that patriot.🫡
Some kinda 'smart' bug...well, not Starship Troopers smart, but y'know what I mean.
Let’s hope they are only being a dick to DSP and that isn’t how they play with all their teams. Presumably the game allows you to report people who keep deliberately doing crap like that.
Come out of the closet, Phillip: then, maybe a strong muscle man like The Hulkster or Halsin can mount you, and breed you like the farm animal (pig) you are.💪HH
Lmao
@@amyford2971It's a Phyllis thing, we all know it's a Phyllis thing.
Imagine paying a 42 year old $100 to tell him you are proud of him for playing a multiplayer game. What a loser.
It gets funnier when you realize he put it on the shorter stream and spent most of the stream wasting time.
totally a troll dono tho
There are some chat leaks that show OIC manipulates DSP and his stream to the point where the reason Kat showed up again is because of OIC
@@markusballsdeep6051 Yes, I saw the same clips back when DSP was on Twitch. OIC basically straight up said he or she whatever controls him, the other whales, and his streams. So basically DSP's streams are held together by a psychopath.
Whoever donated that money has not touched grass in a long, long time.
Lol, he is literally the worst gamer I've ever seen. He's hilariously bad.
I actually thought he was trying to be funny for a second when he couldn't find the ammo right in front of him.
What’s sad is that being a bad gamer is the LEAST of Phil’s problems.
The ironic thing about this is if he had embraced being bad at games, he'd be much more successful. That ship has long since sailef
Phil is a pro fgc player, stop hating
@@jonathansoko1085🗿…. ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!
This is so sad, you can tell phil doesn't want to play Helldivers 2. He's just playing it because he hopes it will bring in the money.
The money was promised in advance, 99% they bought him the game too
Not hopes, he knew. Someone definitely emailed him saying if he played it they'd give him money. Whoever "defender of freedom" is. He's at the whims of his whales.
Wouldn’t surprise me if it was OIC
You can bet if it doesn't continue to bring in this same amount of money, it will be dropped.
Yep I know he’s an idiot but he was definitely playing it up
Imagine being so universally hated that you get constantly team killed in a game with a relatively open community and that incentivizes teamwork. Congrats Phil, there’s a bounty on your head. You have now become public enemy #1 for any Helldiver that’s deployed with you.
Well it's not like he's gonna act in a team He has crossplay off, he has voice chat muted, so they can't communicate. He instantly runs off from any team mate in any team based game. Half of that stream was him wandering the desert alone.
It's one of his viewers stream sniping him, he's stupid enough to stream himself finding a game in the menu then wonder why there's trolls.
you have to be a pretty bad apple to get helldivers to go out of their way to TK you. i haven’t met one traitor yet
@@ClamfacedWatch him decide to do solo dives and then get all pissy about how hard it is.
If I ever get into a game with him, he will get tk'd every time he's reinforced.
The defender of freedom. Someone no body has ever heard of randomly pops up and gives Phil 100 dollars. Nothing fishy to see here. Definitely not a new sock of the biggest dent of all.
Imagine this scenario, the same stream but instead of $158 in tips, there is only $7
Oh it would’ve been a whole lecture to the dents for 3 pahdcast SNORT🐽
You've predicted the future
$7 streams are becoming more common so we just might get that.
100 bucks from OIC is not organic growth of the business DOODS.
Come out of the closet, Phillip: then, maybe a strong muscle man like The Hulkster or Halsin can mount you, and breed you like the farm animal (pig) you are.💪HH
Here we go again Phil pretending that he is being so gracious to play a new game because people asked him and not because a dent paid him at least $100, probably more to do it.
And the FIRST thing on his mind is doordash. Can't make this shlt up.
my (least) favorite dspism is where someone in chat gives him a large amount of genuinely good advice and he reads it super fast as if its somehow overbearing to learn the basics of the game or accept advice
It infuriates me when he does that speed reading thing. He acts like it's some kind of burden or inconvenience to read it normally. It's super disrespectful as well.
But then he'll ask what to do and how to play later in the stream 😅
roach won't listen to advice much less appreciate it, i don't know why these friendly sounding people are wasting their time on this cretin, they should find a nice appreciative noob to coach, THAT would be positive and meaningful
@@pheonixgray6078 Exactly. He doesn't want advice, he wants hand-held because he can't be bothered to learn how to play on his own.
Whats even worse, is when he speedreads a comment like that and then stares into the camera with his dumb fucking condescending mug, as if to snarkily demonstrate how dumb it was. Its like he's aitting there waiting for a medal to be put around his neck.
The cut on that machinegun strat drop is genious. Killing yourself in a tutorial, man this pigroach never ceases to amaze.
gaming journalism mentality. oh look, it’s glowing, must be a waypoint!
Most people die during the 'prone under suppressive fire' bit as they learn the controls and get a feel for the game.
He manages to die to himself.
He forgot that he can prone and how to take his machine gun.. in the tutorial
I died because I forgot ctrl was stratagem and c was crouch until I switched the keybinds
so while frantically spamming my move keys I was getting eaten by a bug lmfao.
The WWE champions gambling addict calling out another game for having microtransactions. Can't make this shit up.
Speedtalking a dono like that is very disrespectful to someone giving you money.
It's wild how ignorant that came across, just to disregard the advice they paid to give him. This guy is repugnant
He does that everytime there is an explanation he doesnt want to hear
There are some chat leaks that show OIC manipulates DSP and his stream to the point where the reason Kat showed up again is because of OIC
@@markusballsdeep6051do you know where we can find these chat leaks? I've seen you comment this a bunch but have yet to see you say where to find them.
@@markusballsdeep6051DSP doesn't even trust OIC enough to mod him, despite giving Phil over 20k at this point and vehemently defending Phil on numerous platforms. How tf is he manipulating pigroach boy?
Of course there's bugs. It came free with your fucking Helldivers 2
you would think phil wouldn’t want to play this game. it’s guaranteed to have bugs, dood!
Not to mention half of the enemy teams you face are bots
Pigroach being the biggest bug out there.😂
Underrated comment.
"I have the oldest Helldiver's 2 known to man"
To be fair, that helldiver player was doing their job ...shoot bugs on sight
And he is gonna blame chat when the game fails to perform, as usual. "You asked for this!!! Wheres me moonies dood?"
I'd say it is already over performing..
@@lazcoroner1483the money was probably promised in advance. Probably got gifted it too
He blames chat fir every game he chooses to play yet OIC is the one who wanted helldivers2
He's already said the line last night
@@justlikethesimulations9213 do you also think the moon is made out of cheese?
My God it takes a special kind of talent to make this game look and play as bad as he does
Its his gift. He makes any game look horrible.
Its a team based game and DSP is afraid of people. Every round he ran off from everyone so he could effectively solo.
@@Clamfacedto be fair, it’s because of that blessed patriot who sniffed out a bug among the squad. the hilarity which ensued’s why phil should be scared lol
I have noticed he actively makes the games he plays look unfun
I honestly don’t know why he didn’t know why he’s being teamkilled, you failed to pass the helldiver vibe test, if you don’t do the emotes together then you lose everyone’s trust.
The salute with THAT hat is just peak comedy.
"I am not a social person"
Don't say that like it's a conscious decision you've made to be an utterly friendless loser, beyond any hope of redemption.
People like you project so hard it's insane lmao
@@hemogoblin69if this was said about anybody else other then dsp I might have agreed, but nothing, but the truth was said here, lol.
@@hemogoblin69How is he projecting? He's right
@@hemogoblin69 Derich get off the sock account and get outta here
@@Kurodo222 if he weren't I don't think he'd be typing out comments to an old man about how he fucked his life up. Idk that's just me though
"Why is he doing that? That just makes the mission harder, does it not?"
Because he hates you, Phil.
Because he hates you and seizing the opportunity to continuously punish you and summon you back for (you guessed it) more punishment for being an immeasurably abysmal human being is a value that dwarfs the cost of any video game objective.
it's its own reward.
I would to. For calling me a fucking kid. And saying the hard f word to us.... nah fuck phil
0:15 - "Alright everybody I'm playing Helldivers 2 because people keep bugging me about it."
Wow, just imagine being a fan of Helldivers 2, coming across his channel and that being the first thing you see.
And he wonders why he's a constant fail.
How is he this bad at every game? You think he'd accidentally not suck at something, but no, he's miserable and shit at every game I've seen him play.
Phil thought that lvl 89 player would carry him. Never wondering why such a high player would be in a noob lobby
I often go into low level lobbies and seek out SOS beacons. Love to help the new divers. When you've unlocked everything, there's no real reason to keep playing on the maximum difficulties.
@@JohnnyShagbotI do, I enjoy the challenge. It's the same as DRG where you can just play for fun with randos once you've finished unlocking everything.
@@JohnnyShagbotsame here. My first game of the day (usually when I get home from work) would be a game with randoms at difficulty 5-7. It's fun testing new loadouts with little pressure while helping newbies. It's only when my perma squad and other friends log in that we then play on our usual difficulty 8-9.
I respect all 3 guys who commented on this. I know good high level players exist. I have run into plenty. But I believe with Phil's luck, unless they are a dent jumping in, his encounters will always be like what we saw here.
@@JohnnyShagbotI was playing 7+ difficulty missions at level 15. really enjoy the challenge and the absolute mayhem.
The fact people with no arms or legs play better than Phil is crazy.
How does someone who’s life is basically funded by micro transactions have a problem with micro transactions in game
i’m pretty sure he’s just saying that to capitalize on gamer outrage, even though there’s a good chance phil’s fans are eating micros up. maybe that’s where the tip money is going
He doesn't want people spending money on other things than his stream
it's only okay when it's Hogans dood
Not to mention he’s totally bs and wrong you cannot spend money and unlock the guns lol. It’s just the armor that does nothing different.
This guys gameplay is honestly getting worse
Bugged thumb mechanics d00d nothing he could do.😢
He doesn't care, he got paid immediately so nothing matters, he can just continue being the worst streamer on the internet and that loser will continue funding his life
I'm a pretty high level in Helldivers 2, And when I was watching him play I was in complete amazement of how bad he was. I would have just shot him for being my teammate and playing the way he played I mean I've never seen anything like it
And he says he's a professional gamer!!!!!!!
LOL he even ran away from a group of Bugs instead of turning around and fucking shooting them, he even does in Games what he does in Real life, running away lmfao.
There should be an "I'm an alcoholic" button.
@@UNIRockLIVE yeah he’s a GAMER!!
@@DieHardjagged Normally, I'd disagree with you on giving up some ground to the enemy in order to take them out... but it's Phil. Yeah, he's a pussy. Flat-out ran away from what he's supposed to do in the game... murder enemies.
Dsp: it's rpg overload you guize are tired of them cuz no one is khantributing
Also dsp:.......... I'm naht playing helldiver's cuz it's a multiplayer game and I have no friends
More dsp:..... I've decided to play helldiver's cuz no one is watching dragon dogma 2
Even more dsp:....... alright guize I'm playing helldiver's cuz you keep bugging me about it
Next time on DSP!
"I'm not interested in playing Stellar Blade, and the next time it's brought up I'm gonna ban!"
"Okay, I'm gonna try Stellar Blade because everyone keeps foaming at the mouth about it!"
"I'm playing Stellar Blade because no one's supporting Rebirth and Helldivers 2!"
"Alright guise, I'm playing Stellar Blade because you kept bugging me about it, but no one's supporting the streams! Reel tahlk, I'm gonna drop it if I don't see more engagement!"
Of course DarkSidePhail isn’t going to play Stellar Blade. The MC is a female character WITHOUT facial hair or a square masculine jaw and that terrifies him.
Even with that being true, he definitely wouldn't ever go after the strong, masculine type. He would absolutely go for the young, boyish ones. The more naïve, the better.
@@IAmPezdsp likes femboys confirmed
he should just be honest why he doesn't want to play it.
Just you watch. He'll play it. At some point. He's proven that much. Bitch and rant about said game for months, then when any kind of hype or popularity for it died off, pick it up and play it. Finally, act like everyone DEMANDED him to play it every day (which is kind of true for some games, Stellar Blade included) and act like some entitled brat about how and why he shouldn't have listened to "morons" and "detractors".
@@IAmPezThat is why DarksydeBiden prefer Senua's Saga: Hellblade II when it comes out over Stellar Blade
My god. He literally walked under the MG as it was landing. You cannot make it up 2:17
Holy fucking shit.
Lol, I can't stop laughing.
Spluttering with ugly cry laughter right here.
And at boot camp too.
damn that’s awesome
DSP using a shotgun against a Bile Titan, I can’t wait for that.
Reminds me of when he tried to use a shotgun against The End in MGS3.
Some of my boys and I were laughing at his complete ineptitude during the whole stream. The charger bugs, just wandering around like a dodo, wasting ammo, the absolute embarrassment that was the tutorial and the hilarious team killer he later dubbed "Mentally slow" were highlights for us. Our resident HD2 expert is cooking up something on this rn
“mentally slow” as phil takes way too long to even attempt dodging the gunfire, that’ll learn ‘em
2:06 it’s so crazy to see how much of a pathological liar he is. He literally watched a donkey video where the whole video they fought robots. It would be harder to find truth from him than the city of Atlantis
Dunkey?
The City of Atlantis is in the Sahara desert it's call the Richat structure
The top games to ask about with Phil : Stellar Blade, FF7, and DD2. In that order. It's a must right now
He really is awful at every game he plays. Unless he is told explicitly and shown how to do it, he's just not going to understand it.
Helldenters II really went somewhere didn’t it? 🙃
Who the fck is "TheDefenderofFreedom"? They just show up for the first time out of nowhere and instantly drop a hundo?
Apparently you can "rename" yourself for the tip or whatever. People do it all the time. That or it's some alt account made for the occasion.
i love that he specifically says he kept seeing helldivers on twitter and he's aware of it, but somehow completely missed the narrative being part of it. just desperately trying to skip everything "it's an online game who cares!"
dsp truly has no comprehension
people like that TKer are why phil dodges these games like credit card bills or remotely attractive female characters. he knows for a fact that he’ll get dunked on by other players because he’s so hated by now
Bet if that game he doesnt want to play was called Incellar Blade, it would be Phil's GOTY
Or if it was a sweaty man in a speedo instead of a beautiful Asian woman.😂
@@MaxsonAtTheFort oh yea, didn’t phil censor questionable parts of a game playthrough way back when with male models?
@@Tyman305 I think so. Sounds like he'd do that- even back then. Problem is... I can't really remember what playthrough, if it's even on RUclips, and I'm not willing to sift through his garbage content to find it.
Dave is afraid of attractive women, both IRL and in videogames, that's why he decided to marry a horse.
I'm doing my part!
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You know a roach when you see one 🫡
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Thank you for your service!
Its the guy!
He thought he was being clever when he found the battlepass.
Wait till he finds you need medals, which can only be earned in-game, to actually buy the weapons. 😬
Paid games with microtransactions of any sort are automatically trash. Them becoming more common does not change this, it merely shows that the standards have been lowered.
@@jaykelley103 you can earn the premium currency by just playing the game
@@Magnificoooooo that doesnt matter, there being a premium currency at all is trash. It's a $70, premium game. I wish people wouldnt abide this nonsense because its blatantly anti customer but people are so complacent that they put up with it. Some even defend it, if you can imagine such idiocy. Bleak.
@@jaykelley103Helldivers 2 is 40$, all the war bonds have no expiration, never paid a cent on micros and yet I got all the war bonds.
Sure premium currency exist, but this game does it right by letting you acquire it by you know…
actually playing the game.
Something you supposed to do with games.
@@Y0Angelo there's levels of severity to the "freemium" game nonsense. I'm glad the game you like is one of the less severe cases, but I cant enjoy games with microtransactions. The thought of ppl just buying shit that I grinded for really cheapens the experience for me.
dsp showing his racism while not knowing how grenades work.
8:05 He did it! He said the line!!
i knew he was gonna get team killed. The writing was on the wall.
I thought I was pretty bad at this game, but then I saw this. Now I feel so much better about how I approach the game.
Nah man. You think you're bad at Helldivers? Play it with me. I'll make you feel better. lol Why? I shoot at the stupid sack on the Bile Spewers and not the face like I should be. EVERY. TIME. (No but seriously, I'm not too bad at the game. Just need to play more and unlock better shit to play on higher difficulties).
A guy with no friends playing a game truly enjoyed with a squad of friends. Love to see it
LOL "Ackquasitions? Whats that"
Keep doing the Lord's work my brother
Memeology is the king of making dsp funny. The clips are always on point. Ty for your service
One of the few detractors left that won't inherently insult and vocalize their intent to harm Phil with little to no provocation anymore...
Every time his dents 'force' him to play a game he's not interested in he goes out of his way as much as possible to shit on the game. And then he wonders why people don't support the games they request. I wonder why, DSP, I wonder why
I got so angry when he said it’s pay to play because he saw super credits, no Phil warbonds can be unlocked with SC but you need to earn medals in game to actually buy the items.
And you Can get super credits aswell by playing the game it's one of the best games I've played for years and not a complete micro transaction cash grab pretty refreshing really.
@@mmmyeah7yup. You get rewarded for exploring the map with super credits. And if you're lucky, you can even get 100 super credits a pop. Free money! :D
HD2 is the only game in recent memory whose premium currency is handed out at a decent pace with casually playing (around 1400-1600 SC earned in 60 hours), so it makes sense that Phil is instantly on alerted seeing that. I was skeptical too when i started playing.
God Phil's commentary sounds how like my non-gamer dad used to react to videogames. So out of touch it hurts.
It's because it's his job, not his passion. He doesn't care at all about gaming, he just knows it's a whole lot easier than having a real job. He's so lazy he rather barely scrape by while doing something he has no interest in than working something where it will be more demanding.
What other streamer says "it's my day off"? 😂😂😂
It’s pay to win 😂 damn he’s dumb.
He is holy shit
He said pay to play.
Which is even dumber
DSP: Why are they doing this to me?
Any Reasonable Person: That's your 16 year of failure...
He tries as hard as he can to hate every single game he is asked to play
he is an actual canon cadet holy fucking shit how is someone this clueless
Phil getting team killed. Yup he evolved into wings of redemption
The fact he's playing are we the baddies the game *with that hat.*
I just checked with the Ministry of Justice, Not emoting when prompted is an executable offense! Big ups SomeJagass you're a true patriot!
"It doesn't even make sense" if the person team killing you, is enjoying team killing you then it makes perfect sense. Even if that guy didn't know that he was killing the biggest loser online.
Let's be honest, did anyone actually think he'd be any good at this game? It's also insane that he said it's pointless to buy a game like this unless you have a group to play with...than he turns around a day later and buys it 🤣🤣🤣
His victim complex is something to behold
Phil really gambled on Helldivers boosting the support for those WWE pulls. Not a wise gambler
WHOA ITS THE GUY!!! I’M WATCHING HIS TWITCH!!! YOUR THE GUY!!!
Thanks Admiral SomeJagass for your sacrifice in trying to defend democracy from Furher Ackdolf Pigler. Your services will be remembered.
"Why would you do that?"
Because it's you Phil, that's why
12:25 - 12:39 How Phil's genius deduction skills while gaming in a nutshell. In front of him 2 huge enemies and 2 small enemies approach. He pulls out a nade, ignores the huge enemies and tosses it at one of the small ones completely missing. Gets hit from behind and dies blaming the game saying "They somehow spawned behind me and got my azz". All while never looking behind him as he never does in first person games. What an absolute degenerate regard!
You know its bad when not even the Helldivers community want you
I thought I was gonna hate watching Phil play this, but I found myself laughing the whole time. Especially, when he was getting TK'd
He has literally 0 game sense
Imagine being so universally despised that people team kill you on sight and refuse to respawn you. I'm glad he has crossplay turned off so I don't have to deal with him.
He's going to play Stellar Blade after it blows up into being the biggest game of this year. Mark my words. His "lack of interest" and feigned prudishness will disappear when he thinks he can make money off the attention.
Exactly! I've told a few people that already. Phil's track record says it all. He will play Stellar Blade. At some point. When any hype, excitement and popularity dies off. Like he does with every game he shits on for months before (and after) release of said game.
He wants to hate this game so much. Also, it is hilarious that once Jagass starts killing him, the whole chat just starts repeating "detractor".
Bro what.. A $100 tip 😳😳😳 im about to go crash my car
Oic is completely insane. 😮
Will constantly complain when the game doesn't "tell" him what to do, but when someone wastes money to tell him really useful information he barely reads through it and doesn't even pay attention. HOW do people still support this waste of life.
So was ot O.I.C. that shat out the 100 bucks? I thought it was getting some kind of surgery to make it feel better about itself, for a while. What a saddo it is.
All Helldivers in the detractor devision, this is a message for you.
You are to hunt down the rogue ship 'Defender of Freedom' and show them what happens to those who associate and defend roaches
Cups hands around mouth and shouts: Gaaaayyyyeee
He's so fucking mean to his chat😂wtf
That's Phil in a nutshell. He hates everyone but makes it out to be the compete opposite and he's hated for no good reason when he treats everyone he meets like garbage. He can be half-decent, but that's an absurd rarity. Guess he finds it far easier to hate on society. To me? It's just easier to be half-decent to people (normally). Less of a headache.
But Phil will never understand that because he's introverted and took it to the literal extreme by not going outside often. He's lucky to go out once every couple weeks, let alone the once-a-week thing he mentions daily.
I absolutely love that DSP named his ship "Soldier of Opportunity".
King Of Lolcows
phil the pro gamer "wheres the ammo"
Holy shit! I've got over 100 hours in this game and haven't been team killed intentionally once. He's literally Frank Grimes
Most of my team kills are unintentional, and hilarious. We always end up laughing when we get unintentional team kills. 😂😅
@@Jopeth23 It's one of the funniest parts of the game 😆
You give me so much content bro.
It's not much but I've never sent a super thanks before so yeah it's something 🤝
You don't even have to, I appreciate it, much ♥
@DSPTriesItMemology101 well I appreciate your videos (first your politics videos then I got into the DSP ones) so I'm really thankful dude
he doesn't even understand the difference between pay to play and pay to win jfc
"Pay to play" i don't think he's using the right vernacular
why that team kill have him on the verge of tears hahaaha
lmao he is awful
Twu
@@cyberbatutinha TWU
TMDWU d00t but I digress…
15yr professional gamer, doesn't have a working mic. Or so he claims.
They not reinforcing DSP is pure gold lmao
The worst gamer on the planet
4:42 ACKquisitions
Phil literally does the bare minimum, no the game is not pay to play. Even if he dropped $100 on the game he'll never had enough medals to complete a page because he'll just rage quit again
Man, he REALLY hates this game and his dents for asking for it
Pigroach is definitely a Terminid.
He mocks pay to play dude look at your phone before you say these things phil.
I still don't think he understands what's happening
I tortured myself by watching part of his live stream and he immediately turned off voice chat because he knows people will shit all over him in chat lol Big ups to the guy repeatedly killing him
Oh, no, my dude; they have reasons. Maybe not the best reasons but definitely reasons.
Man I thought i had played with some bad randos. THIS DUDE makes them look like they've played 1000's of hours. Also side note him reading long chats "fast" is cringy and makes him look unnapreciative of the chatter. He's so pathetic lol.
Oh, the peace my soul got seeing an Honorable Helldiver keeping DSP down.