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Tom and Don are back to talk about some of the dumbest weapons in Warhammer 40k. If there's any MORE we happened to miss, let us know down below!
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Will Space King come out in 2026?
Praise BE to Space KING!🙌💪
Laughing to death is just joker gas from batman.
4:55 Easy. Switzerland. During the next Davos meeting. Sorry Swedes but it must be done, for the good of all mankind, your sacrifice will be remembered o7
++PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING++
Stupidist part of the retcon gun is how would anyone even figure out what it does, cause you would shoot something then forget that thing even existed, so you would think the gun is just useless. Cause you would forget you even shot something and think you just pressed it and it did nothing
Great point
Underated comment.
if the shot ricocheted, it would delete you or the gun itself. it would be too dangerous to even use
Shoot it at the eye of terror, ????, Chaos btfo'd
@KevinoftheCosmos Hmm... makes me wonder what would happen if the gun retconned itself. Does all the stuff it retconned before come back into existence?
These guys are badmouthing the guillotine missile as unrealistic while the United States irl has a sword missile.
I like how Tom spends this entire episode trying to bait Don into revealing how much he wants to genocide the Swiss.
Bankers...
Not the geniuses who put lead in their cup merch?
@schmushschroom3873 Looking at the average merch purchaser, they were probably trying to boost the intelligence.
Wait really lol? I got not even 5 mins in and posted a comment regarding what country should be nuked and i was like "Easy, Sweden (during the next Davos meeting of course)". Nothing against the Swiss personally i'd just like to get Starmer, Mark Carney (and the rest of the banksters), most of the big tech and credit provider CEOs, etc.
Purge the whole corrupt cabal in one fell swoop.
Its India
33:35 Don saying “Alright…” under his breath as Tom gets dangerously closed to having their entire channel demonetized was P E A K
They've had this spat before since Dom as an American has had the Kellorgg's Cornflakes treatment.
If Space King didn't want us to get lead poisoning, he would not have contaminated his relic box cups with it.
Have they addressed it publicly yet?
@Waxanddie yea they adressed it pretty much immediately
@Waxanddiethey told me to eat it piece by piece to build up my resistance
How dare you call a relic of the glorious Space King... contaminated.
Where can I buy a lead cup
Quake Cannon: fires the pain of tortured souls from an exterminatus-ed planet
Tom and Don: That's stuipid.
Meanwhile, in the Space Kingdom: "Fire the Soul Cannon, Bryce."
I assumed it was them making fun of the quake cannon but it seemed like they hadn't heard of it.
You are assuming they are not putting the dumbest things from 40k into space kings on purpose?
Remember when you think Necron weapons are overpowered: The Silent king had their most destructive weapons they used to kill their gods destroyed so they won't endanger them down the line.
Can't belive what Don has said about Poland in this episide
Poland, yes... Poland. 😂
Brazil, of course.
We all know Don wants to eviscerate Canada.
its obviously India.
Who doesn't?
Yeah THAT country!
agree Iran sucks
Israel. It's Israel.
3:49 most of necron fighting happens because theyre reconquering their tomb worlds, the only reason they arent blowing up the planets they fight on is because they dont want to destroy all their shit
Nerd
@BurnDoubt 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Not really. The crypteks know if they fuck around too much, bad shit happens. Silent king let them fuck around too much fighting Cawl, and it literally summoned Vashtoor.
I like the idea of the gardener that can use a pesticide but it could also destroy the crop (at minimum).
Thousand year old boomers.
I love the exorcist so much. It shoots a random number of missiles each round because the rate of fire is determined by the tempo of the random song a sister of battle chose to play at the start of the battle.
Beautiful
just as the God Emperor (beloved by all) intended
The more I hear about the Sisters of Battle weaponry the cooler they seem
The torsion cannon sounds like a Dark Age of Tech piece of construction equipment that was repurposed into a weapon, a practice that is not as uncommon as one would think
MONOFILAMENT WIRE
The US military literally has a missile that doesn't explode and just annihilates a target with a bunch of swords on it.
We used it to take out an Iranian general years ago
That's a rocket-propelled-broadhead, not a rocket-propelled-Jango-Fett-Seismic-Charge *BREEOOOOOOONGG*
I thought that was less a missile and more a bomb? You're talking about the thing that opens up and drops a bunch of sharpened metal slabs to shish-kabob whoever is below it, right?
Flechettes aren’t swords, Guard and Tau have that too
@kylenguyen7371nah it's a hellfire with like six blades that open up out of it , it's inert otherwise , it's precise enough they used it's to take out a guy in the passenger seat of a moving car without killing anyone else
@kylenguyen7371 No it's literally a Hellfire missile that extends 4 blades on the sides in an X shape. It's sues to cause minimal collateral damage. In the Iranian General example it hit his car, turned him into a Kebab in the passenger seat but left the driver (physically) unharmed.
If the Drukhari converted to Judaism that missle would do mass circumcision instead of decapitations.
Devastating
They aren’t that evil
@tozarkt9805beat me to it
Cutting the hood makes the helmet less sensitive, so instead of thinking about pleasure you think about money.
@galactica0433 it lessens sensitivity while also making you more likely to hyperfixate on it. Because the head is always exposed it puts many guys in a constant state of semi arousal, creating one more obstacle that makes it harder to focus on true goals.
The real stupid weapon is the friends we made along the way. PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING
My patience with GW is hanging on by a microfilament wire
Fortunately, they are exceedingly durable!
My h*mofilament wire is snapping
Why? Who cares? Get a life?
@chaosXP3RTno u
As a decade long Guardsmen, my patience well and truly disappeared when tourists started telling me my army was called ASStra Militarum.
Monoscythe Missile is the final form of the Hellfire R9X, which rocks 6 blades and is designed to ginsu it's target to avoid casualties.
The missile so cool it carries 6 katanas. 🤣
I was just thinking doesn't the choppy rocket exist in reality lol
A CUP MADE OF LEAD WOULD BE A WEAPON!
Who put Valhalla in my flashgitz
1:30 I could have sworn Don said "melt through armored Italians". Probably also true. The Arditi in the 12 battles of the Isonzo also agree.
I thought so to hahah I was listening from a distance and was like wait wtf Italians had to go back and read the subtitles
As an armored Italian,
Yeah same. Pepperoni indeed.
25:35 the juice
6:08 i feel inclined to point out that the US made a missile that kinda does this. The AGM-114R9X literally doesn't explode, it just sticks out big ass knifes and chops through specific targets...
Not only that,it was also used to kill a dictator in a populated place. It worked and I don't think there were any civilian casualties
Dang it you stole my comment LOL. Someone in the government is a huge warhammer/dark elder fan 😂
@urbanantics385not the government but whatever MilitaryIndustrialComplex org developed it
@urbanantics385they're not fans of dark Eldar, but they do act like them. With children. They're actually worse than dark Eldar...
Imagine if there was a Space King legion that use ONLY flamethrower/flamer-style weapons, and the fuel they use for said weapons is actually an organic liquid, a sentient alien species. They burn the sentient fluid to fuel their flamers, thereby using xeno scum to eliminate xeno scum!
Thats... I think my unit is about to have an open spot for an Imaginator. Interested?
@BurnDoubt FOR SPACE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! BURN THE XENOS! BURN THE HERETICS!
Salamander parody legion incoming
And it's the xenos larva stage that produces the prolific fuel.
Cool
Would you even remember pulling the trigger on the retcon gun? No one would know what happened.
Damn, thats true tho
Oh fuck, you pull the trigger, nothing happens, "this gun sucks" and you ditch it for something else
Its not tho... the story goes over the marine who shoots it being confused as he remembers shooting a... thing? There was a target, he shot it, its gone now... and so is its memory.
Any ways, more targets over the next hallway.
Space King 5 soon!
Real?
The celestial orrery was presented to the silent king who went "cool but that's a little too much shut it down" the weapon smiths went "we can't we sorta locked it in to permanently on we shut it off all the stars might explode" and the silent king proceeded to put them all into millenia long stasis as punishment for making it and one of them just woke up
They also can’t use it too much as if they they take out too many stars it can destabilise the whole galaxy and obliterate everyone.
Also Terra is safe from the Orrery because the Void Dragon is below Mars and killing a few monkeys is not worth setting a nearly complete C’tan - and the most powerful at that - especially while the Necrons are not united would be a disaster.)
@Makorze I figured there were lore reasons it wasn jus used willy nilly. It's plot device levels o powerful. It's Golden Throne equivalent in my opinion.
People talk it like it's a weapon. But in reality it's a fucked up c'tan tech miniture universe that can actually modify the real universe. Even necrons won't use it unless forced.
Bonus point that several full c'tan could probably huddle up and make a crude version of this on spot. And the only thing stopping them to do so is the fact c'tan are territorial and won't cooperate.
@iliketurtles2531
I mean its probably fueled by several c'tan to create a micro-second precise quantum entanglement feedback loop.
@iliketurtles2531 This, very much this, they really don't like the idea of fucking up the balance of the universe. I don't remember where exactly but I think there might be lore that they mostly see it as the ultimate spying device. No one can hide from it, if a Necron is paying attention to it then its impossible to launch covert operations.
I remember when Farscape did the "connect a wormhole to a star" bit, only they did it in space to take out a dreadnought. Because that's the only place it makes fucking sense to use that type of weapon 😅
That Temporal Canon probably isn't a weapon. It feels like a Golden Age tool used to turn back time hours or days after a tragedy, like restoring a destroyed ship and bringing everyone who died back from the dead, but in the current era, the Mechanicus only managed to figure out how to turn back a few nanoseconds.
US has a decapitating missile. Its a knife missile with the warhead removed. We used it to take a guy out on his balcony having breakfast, without destroying the entire building his family was in.
Orks getting a kick out of an unpredictable bubble gun sounds about right
I love the Grot Bomb.
Ah, yes, debt solutions for all those warhammer 40k figurines.
Last time I was this early, Custodes all had balls
They still do. Remember, they had to "transition" into being Custodes, after all
Le heckin sexist o algo
gimme a staple gun and some nards and ill fix it
They still do. Jew money don't write cannon
NO GIRLZ ALLOWED!
decapitating missile is a real thing. AGM-114 R9X is a hellfire with no explosives and instead 6 blades that fold out.
It also blends the target up completely instead of decapitating them
Man, DARPA just be building shit
@TheCrimsonSpork CIA and DoD (now known by the much less gay and lame moniker DoW) initiated the concept, the missile variant was developed and built by Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman iirc. Close enough though😅
Main purpose is to reduce collateral damage.
Mall-ninja bomb. Beware it's six katana technique.
5:20 The US has a missile that does the same thing... it's a Hellfire that's been given swords. They call it the Ginsu Bomb. Laser Guided, no collateral damage to civilians... just one neatly cut car, like an apple... with people inside...
And they took out only that guy. The rest of the car's inhabitants survived.
@ShiftyMcGoggles sounds like someone is talking massive amounts of copium
Yep, I came to make sure someone said it
What if the country Don wants to destroy is real?
It is. And I hate it.
@BurnDoubt of course the country is real.
@pillcosby9790stop saying it! I cant hate them any harder
We all know which country it is.
If you guys are thinking Israel then you're barking up the wrong tree 🤣
The Necrons turned their gods into Pokémon. Nothing they do is OP.
They also cured cancer and get no credit.
@galactica0433no they didn’t, or they wouldn’t have gone terminator. Still, their greatest moment was Troll’Zahn the kleptomaniac dragging Ori’kan to court over an artifact they both technically stole.
19:53 Death Grips mentioned
0:43 Thats kinda also how Cyclops from Xmen's power works lol. His eyes are portals to the kinetic energy dimension or something like that
The punch dimension😂
Sadly mostly retconned in 2004 when the Handbook replaced the 1983 idea with a solar powered energy explanation.
Fans however still love the silliness of 'The Punch Dimension '.
Have you really killed your enemy unless you have vibrated them into dust then snorted that dust truly satisfying
Random Noise Marine
11:40 Ah yes, the horrible bastard child of napalm and white phosphorous rolled into a single green package. Kind of surprised this hasn't seen a resurgence among the forces of Chaos, but they're constantly being written as having a supply shortage (they always have to make up their lack of physical materials with daemons and warp shenanigans).
Burn 🔥 that lingers
cant give chaos anything that the imperium doesnt have better for some reason
Admech can't make it anymore, a techpriest destroyed the STC that allowed for its production. Dark AdMech however might still have some schematics to make bootleg phospherax
20:55 watch out for those wrist rockets!
I think answer on the question "which country" we all know from the Simpsons clip "By the way, Homer.." with a most nice guy named Scorpio.
9:30 I believe the badass Latin phrase you're looking for is
*C A R T H A G O*
*D E L E N D A*
*E S T*
The Space Marines seeing bubbles being fired at them:
WE’RE ON BABY HUNT…AND DON’T THINK WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO WEED’EM OUT!!!
6:08:
Monoscythe missiles on a farm: How did the heads fall off the animals?
Some Inquisitor: Warp trickery.
4:59 France.
Such safe edge, so dangerous, youre like so cool
@oreo-postraphe A-thank you, a-thank you.
Polish then?
@Takutanuva03 nah not poland, maybe india
24:35 thats a disintegrator pistol. The retcon gun has no model
Yeah, it's just a broken disintegrator somebody made up stories about, because you can't actually prove the retcon gun has ever worked. I could make the same claims about a broken water pistol and it can't be proven otherwise.
That retcon gun is definitely getting its fair share of use with the elites nowadays.
Remember, there's a guy out there who thinks Starfleet can defeat this
Who is this imbecile?
The AGM‑114 R9X Hellfire is a irl missile that deploy blades to kill. No explosive warhead, just blades.
The quake cannon is cool as fuck how could you not think that’s awesome
"The aliens have overrun Britain "..... Tom...😅
We already have a missile that does chops people up. It's called a Hellfire R9X.
Have you SEEN the Drukhari? Those sadists WOULD come up with a mutilation missile just to prove they could, to cause more fear...
But…..America not only has them, we’ve use them. Eldari are late to the game.
America already has the head cut off missles
The US assonated a man with a 8 blade hellfire before, its not that outlandish
5:15 The blade missile is real. It is called the Hellfire R9X.
Darkstar weapons from leagues of votann are pretty cool
It's basically a purple metal that they shape into a weapon that emits a universal dampening field, so even if the blade grazes you, your entire nervous systems electricity is vacuumed out and you just sort of fall over dead
Squats is a better name though.
That is what conflageration means, its when the air catches fire... its not like Necrons need air
kinda weird that the dark eldar weapon aims at decapitation
probably the least painful way to go
would expect them to aim for delimbing so you would spend your last moments flopping around on the floor in pain
It's the speedy knife-ear MO. They go as fast as they can and use weapons that require stupid levels of precision, because being able angle the missile you just fired out of your jet fighter going at Mach-Fuck, just right to add a large-blast-template's worth of guardsmen heads to your KD ratio, is what they're getting off on.
Yeah it should do something like make everyone get charley horses in both legs until they die
Gauntlet of the Conflagrator: spewing solar fire at your opponent at S6.
I get the sense between that and the tachyon arrow that GW just hates Necrons.
If it's been that long since either of them played Warhammer, maybe it's worth a special episode where Tom & Don face off on the table.
Only if Tom has his plastic ice cream bucket of great shame he acquired from his evil parents who hated him and Dom has super detailed minis with rocket launchers and working speakers, that his dad lovingly helped craft with his beloved, not gay, son.
Don, calm down about Uruguay. They didn't mean to hurt you.
Bro que te pica con Uruguay ?!
Imagine the shell screaming over the battlefield, the voices of a million jeets crying DOO NOOOT REDEEEEEEM!
The horror of knowing the smell is coming next
The Dookilator 9000
Oh wow, racism! Much funny, such edge
@derpderpson2167be sure to clutch your pearls as you pass out, and aim for the fainting couch
@BurnDoubtjoke's on you, I'm already relaxing in my armoire, pearls firmly grasped.
Ya'll are sayiing the razorwing missile is crazy, the US literally has a hellfire bomb with swords duct taped to the sides
Regarding the head-choppy missile...
How does it account for "Well this Space Marine is like 12'48", that Guardsman is like 6'2", and that other Guardsman is just a wittle guy at like 5'7"?
dark space elf magic. They're the faction that has captured and tortured suns. Somehow.
They have advance targeting the US military developed something similar recently with the Ginsu bomb, you aim a laser at the target the guidance system will create the fly path. If Eldar were so OP they rival Krorks and Necrons at one point I imagine they can figure out something that can understand height differences.
Right in time for lunch? Space King be PRAISED
The fact the Celestial Orrery wasn't supposed to be a weapon, and is one of the things The Silent King didn't destroy when getting rid of all Necron super-weapons, makes it especially insane.
What would happen if you used it to blow up the star system it's located in?
@Anthonyj.Manttan not really sure. A lot of Necron tech is reliant on intent and does actually have plenty of safeguards (mostly so other species don't use it). I don't know if snuffing out the little stars requires a particular gesture or thought input, but I can't imagine they wouldn't have some way of ensuring accidents didn't do anything unwanted.
We all know Don was thinking of the U.K. as the country he had in mind.
6:30 america has a missile like this
26:12
The Psycho Warriors should fight sentient trash cans now.
I still have Don's " we're clown you see" living rent free in my head
4:01 "The aliens didn't overrun Britain yet", yes they did, look at Birmingham :P
😂
You ain’t rocking with sharia law?
@tworeg4445 woot! slavery and oppression! Totally metal!
Monofilament
Resin.
Phosphex isn't sentient and it doesn't think... It's attracted to things with water in them like ammonium nitrate
10:03 I appreciate the Papa Meat style of "Here's how long the ad is" Bar at the bottom. Thanks boys♥️
Their ads are great anyway. I never skip forward 😁
@SoonGone ok
On the star-flame thrower, I saw a planetary version of the idea used in a pretty cool book series called 'Ember Wars'. Legit enjoyable series. Recommended. At the end of the 1st series in a 'desperate measures' situation, they use the limited portal technology they have access to to turn their jumpgate portal into a planetary sized solar flare flame thrower to melt a huge amount of the enemy armada... And that's not the final attack, either.
One of my favorite unhinged weapons in Warhammer is the tzeenchian riot control spray known as “skunk” which is actually made from human feces
Unsurprising when test tested on nurgle cultists it had no effect
I appreciate that reference
The death one sounds like a Space King weapon. The sounds and energy of dying planet captured into a shell and fired at the enemy sounds like a Hatemonger weapon
34:51 Isreal
Iran*
@joshualeroux5710He said small. You know, like your pipi
@laughingman3777Muslim countries
@joshualeroux5710
There a difference?
@Draconic_SavantMuslims
in a w&g campaign, the phaeron we were trying to evade had a tachyon arrow
one of us got caught, so he got dragged out, he put his foot on his chest, aimed the arrow at his head, and split the wreck we were on in half, in addition to obliterating the guy's character
one of the coolest scenes i can think of to date
04:00 Sure that the aliens have not overrun Britain yet?
Got 'em!
Dawn brother XD
Nah, theyve ransacked it, lol
2:35 Japanes and American historians have run the numbers a traditional land invasion of Japan would have lead to so much more death
for anyone wondering, the country was India
I wonder where are all those crazy useful mechanicus weapons when, say, TAU executes their perfect mechsuit tactics against humans. Never to be seen....
The monoscythe is so stupid, because not everyone is the same height. Some people would literally not be affected by it
Duck and cover, but it works
Also terrains the fix is so easy just make it impale in the ground and fire energy burst at multiple targets necks then again do they have some for of auto targeting?
Its a real missile granted its just a missle with a bunch of blades on it
Eldar tech is sophisticated, it will adjust dynamically for each target. The DE are just extra like that
Short Kings needed that W
The tension in regards to geopolitics isreal…
Last time I was this early, Space King was not lost...
Wow 😮
Took a wrong turn on his Hate March for the milk & eggs.
@davidsabolek7384he was on a Blood Drive ...
@nastygollum I suppose... one COULD march hateily while picking up milk & eggs on a Blood Trail.
We'll find him. B positive
Didn't celestial orrery needed for the user to carefully control/stabilise nearby stars for milenia after using it to make sure that the effect doesn't domino into other systems?
9:21 if you use a giant inhumane weapon on a country. They’ll just create anime and made cafés. Ask me how I know.
Gonna need to start warning a certain country that a couple of maniacs are preying on their downfall.
Still have to find out which country though.
TOM AND DONG ARE MY FAVORITE
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!
20:22 “in one hit” does D6 damage -nice work GW
The flesh is weak, but leads endure
Buddy I think the aliens have definitely overrun Britain.
They are just called Muslims more specifically 😂
I love the garand ping at 24:23, makes me chuckle
Shokk Attack Gun. The Ork Slaverz train snotlings to jump through hoops for treats. Shokk Attack Gun opens a portal and the snots jump through it getting teleported inside the body of the target. Terminator armour just makes the experience worse.
They talked about that in the first video they did
I love the amount of times Don said god in a disappointed voice 😅 cracked me up every time 😂
The U.S Military has knife drones, its the same thing as a decapitation missile, but it slices and dices rather than just the head.
makes sense, we're a fucked society lmfao.
We also have sonic weapons and bombs that, in a roundabout way harness the power of a star. So we’re really ahead of the game tbh.