Miscalculable Uncrustable Challenge
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As soon as I saw the challenge I knew Geoff had to have found a bargain. My man is the champ of poverty eating challenges.
😂😂😂
"...sooo I went to walmart"
"Then I went to the outlet store, and they had bigger (and cheaper) uncrustables"
he should do a colab with discount darron.😅
Hes a school teacher what do you expect lol
@@KubMewWho, Geoff?
Would be funny if he taught health lol.
Never change Geoff! I LOVE that ur videos are so long. Turning them on and falling asleep to them before bedtime is the best!
You're eating a very quiet food. No crunch noise. 😂 Great job Geoff! 👏🏼
we don't see enough of you but it's good to see you
Just 2 shy of that magical number... 😂😂
Great job, Geoff!
Geoff, I'm Brazilian, I discovered this universe of food competition for Corbucci, the best in Latin America. And you, together with Bob, are the best and most charismatic professional eaters. Greetings from Brazil!
There's a video online where it shows you you could take and punch a hole in the middle and air fry them and they become crispy like a peanut butter and jelly donut
I would have never failed a class with Geoff as my teacher. The man is clueless.
hes my teacher lol
I was the one that sponsored Molly’s video for the Uncrustables challenge.
Fake story
Oh. Good call. It’s a good challenge. I’m definitely going to do it again soon as a speed challenge. I was way too lazy in this one.
They're actually made from regular bread... A machine puts them together and cuts them out.
The crust is sold to a large feed producer, who turns the crusts into cow feed.
Highly processed white bread is a cows natural food?
@@user-zy3nv1jy1m I don't think anyone assumes "cow feed" is a natural food regardless of what it's made of.
Cattle feed in general is a supplement at best.
@@RIPPER334 i'm really losing confidence in the food supply!
@@user-zy3nv1jy1m You must be new around here...
Ain’t no way I could eat like this dude my stomach would put me in the ER haha 🤣
"I wish I knew someone who owned a pig" 🤣
I like the strawberry ones because I have two dogs and they're allergic to grapes as everyone knows so in case I can't finish when I share it with my puppies as a snack I like the peanut butter and honey ones which are hard to find not big on the like chocolate Nutella ish ones
Good no grapes or raisins for dogs.
Definitely
One of my friends dogs was allergic to peanuts. He'd get rashes on his nose from it.
Grapes are toxic to dogs
Didn’t get that fart edited out and you knocked
I love on Christmas after my surgery I could eat those and keep them down but they last about a week in the fridge before they start getting a little firmer😊
There are not many RUclipsrs who give permission to fast forward. Good for you Geoff, I gave you a thumbs up for that! i shall watch it all! 😁
“Would of” is spelled _would’ve_ because it’s a contraction for _would have._
Also you gave the chipmunks diabetes 😂
Bless you Geoff. I could tell you were upset before you started but you did amazing as always ❤ I actually like the longer more relaxed videos of yours so dont be so harsh on yourself. We adore you.
If we counted your excuses we'd really need a pay check
Thanks so much for the video. Miss you between videos!
“Only 50” 😂
Procter & Gamble sold the Smucker brand back in 2008. It is currently owned by the J.M. Smucker Co.
Wow, I wonder if they have changed the recipe or process at all. I haven't had one since I was a cook in high school (2002).The deck bar I cooked at had the uncrustables as a kids menu option. I thought it was kind of weird there was no crust though. I guess there is two sizes now. These looked a little bigger than the ones I've seen so maybe just a bigger size option was their big breakthrough.
I saw you in Japan TV show , impressed 👏
greeting from Taiwan
I’m about to sponsor 30 of them frozen cheeseburgers from Kroger.
30 in 15 minute challenge
Much respect to you, Jeff. Finding an extra ounce in every pie, must have really stunk. Every two, you are eating three of the small pies. You did great.
Solid as always and congrats for winning BOBE!
Also cant find 3oz ones anywhere online.
2.6 oz ones yes.
Wow!!!! All 100. Excellent Job Geoff!!!! Molly ain’t got nothing on you!
you mean 67
@@KubMew Awwww great! Making sure everyone actually watches all of the video. Great job
@@JohnFranck-o2e I always watch Geoffs videos i been watching for a long time now since Brandon used to edit his videos
He's full of shit 😂 @@KubMew
I still think that a segment of "PB and J Otter" like "Poor Bubbles", "Go Away Gorilla", "Poodle Power", or "Come Back Little Monster" should play at a competitive eating contest where the contest lasts for the duration of the episode!
Hey Geoff -see you are working your magic as usual- I have a comment -responding to your mentioning extra food- what to do with mentioning you wish new someone with a pig farm- I’d like to suggest that you call a Homeless Shelter when you unopened package items - they have regulations about that - be it’s worth a try- drive a safe area where the homeless assemble - place the box in table- say these are some extra items that I have- you are welcome to them-enjoy -I think it would be appreciated.👍🙏🏿
Hey Geoff, with the pause in posting I assume you have been going hard getting ready for Nathan’s. Make it competitive this year with a strong showing, can’t wait! Stun Joey
I watch a couple of these eating channels. Electric Erik and Beardmeets food.
No one cokes close to Geoff (maybe Erik in endurance eating).
But for sheer mass... 20lbs of this - 16lbs of that and in crazy times.
Just today - he upped the challenge over molly? By 50%.
I have no idea where this food goes. He doesn't even look like he struggling.
It's like a stomach is connected directly to his upper intestine purely for food storing use lol
Surprises me almost nobody watches this channel and comparison to the others which have millions of viewers
EE 👍🏼
I think it's because he groans and complains way too much. 🤷🏼♀️
@@TheChampy2012 oh he is definitely one of the neurotic New Englanders. I grew up in New England/NY and you see it and you hear it. He's a great guy. He just needs more confidence in himself when he's speaking.
it’d be cool if you did an eggo waffle challenge! like plain blueberry and chocolate chip
How It’s Made is a great show!
I WAS CHEERING FOR AN EVEN 70 😭. Love your content ✌️
You done well Geoff. You technically ate 1 ounce more. I cant imagine the crazy sugar high on this many callories. Good to see you still going hard at it. In passing, Adam was the first pro eater I found maybe 2 or 3 years ago. Take care Geoff and looking foward to more. Nathans fast aproaching.
I can't believe people waste their money on items like Uncrustables. Get a loaf of bread and some pb&j. Make something fresh that does not go moldy.
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Abraham Lincoln
November 19, 1863
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@@user-zy3nv1jy1m amen
I’d love to see how they’re made too and what they do with the corner parts to use them!
Wow! That's alot of sugar!
Slight correction is needed..Never say "could of". Say could have or should have.
"🚫*say"...IF contraction,
30:28-30:30~could've
sounds "of";31:23-31:25
*type "would have" or ('ve)
Awesome job. Definitely challenging peanut butter sticks to your stomach like cement. Idea bring the left overs to your students high school students they are always hungry. Grew up on peanut butter fluff too Geoff actually prefer them more than the jelly version. What about a smores challenge? 🥜🍇 🥛
Randy says, win before you begin. You sounded defeated before you started !!!! You needed jedi magic !!!!
19 pounds is alot to eat at once
Must have been shitting like a goose after this
Stuffed, groaning and regretful-that’s how you know it’s a good meal 😉
You need to switch over to skim milk ,especially in heavy food challenges, it goes down alot easier and doesn't have near the fat.just a thought.
Geoff you still haven’t done the 30 in 30 of canned (jar) herring with or without cream. Each jar is only 8 oz unless you get the larger 12oz. Please do ASAP before Memorial Day. Thanks
It would be cool to see you speed eat oatmeal cream pies!!
Uncrustables are my go to for ultra marathons 🏃♂️😂
Dude, corn on the cob 50 years with butter do it
Dang. Dude’s got all the neighborhood kids’ lunches.
Whats up man hard challenge there but hay u tried nice vid
I give you a lot of credit! You’re the only one that does 95% of their videos with zero audience. You would have eaten more if people were watching live.
2 Uncrustables in I had to make my own PB&J toasted sammich with a glass of milk lol
Geoff what was your most painful challenge?
I think you did a fantastic job 67 is a lot and I would like to watch another video and see you reach 100 I know you can do it congratulations on eating 67 and if you don't know what to do with the rest of those give them to the homeless I'm sure they would enjoy them I'm a new subscriber I enjoyed your video u enjoyed listening while you talked through the whole video 📹 bravo bravo
210 calories per sandwich, 12gr of sugar. Diabeetus
Was each one a full 3 ounces or did you round it (no pun intended)? On Costco's website they have 18 packs that are 320 calories each that are 2.8 ounces, not a full 3 ounces. If that's what you got then you would have needed about 71 of them to get 200 ounces.
those look amazing
You must have a childs palate
@@user-zy3nv1jy1m you must have a child’s reproductive organ.
Peanut butter makes the roof of my mouth burn for some reason 🤣🤷🏻♀️
You might be mildly allergic to it.
PB and J is always good, and so is milk. But I'm watching this as I eat BLTs and I'm not jelly.
Welp u may not have eaten all 100 but 67 aint bad either nice wrk Geoff!!! Speakin of birthdays mine was 3 days ago.
how its made had an episode in which they showed how marshmellow peeps were made.pretty cool.
That's over 12.56 pounds, so you did more than Molly. ❤❤❤✌✌✌
Try a peanut butter ,American cheese with apricot spread sandwich so 😋 but i also like peanut butter and dill pickles sandwiches 😂
I eat a pack of those everyday without fail because I love them. I now know why I weigh 440lbs.
i have a device that makes uncrustables, i got it from pampered chef when the boys were little. my 37 yo still likes them so i make him one for work days. he bought a box of those and let them all unthaw and that doesn't work . making one right now for him .
were they soft or stale when i put them in the freezer then thaw them they get soft but they dry out in the fridge and they taste horrible
i know how thats served but i like them toasted better
LOL " i think something gone wrong" cheers over from boston northshore
You must have won the lotto!
it would be one thing if these tasted better than regular pb&J but i think these taste terrible...
I've always wondered after almost 22,000 calories, what's the next day like? Obviously your gonna have some large poops. But how do you feel?
Any record on moon pies, I think that be tough!!!
I never heard of those. I will need to try them.
Man...and those things are NOT cheap!
You're either going to be plugged, or you be able to thread the eye of a needle at 50yards.
I love it.. The math was killing me too. I would have done the same. I guess it's OCD?
Try the Nutella ones and see how many you can do in 30 minutes. I Think you could destroy 100 of them.. Shout out to Shea Thompson
Where do you get 3 oz uncrustables? Those are huge though.
What subject do you teach and what age kids ?
you should do 2x20 lb lonster with garlic butter
I just check Costco are 2.8 oz
Anything extra, if you can’t store it properly, you could donate to women’s shelters or hand out to the homeless.
Yeah i made that mistake also when doing it for figuring out macros for the day . Also Why did you overthink how to count how many you ate just count how many you have and minus whatever you have left over not eaten and that's how many you ate instead of counting wrappers .
Insane! 🤣 Bravo Geoff 👏
Awesome video Geoff keep it up!!!
YURRR! Geoff, wassup my guy. Just got to peep 👀 the video. BTW thanks for the shoutout, almost thought you forgot about me ( oh and my birthday is 4/20 ) lol… As always good shit my guy 💯💪🏾🦾
You are INCREDIBLE!!!
Hi Geoff! I’m missing a new video from you. Hope your doing well.
Hes sipping on a cup of that throat yogurt
Wow! Props, sir. How bad was your crash after all this sugar?
Enjoy your channel
Ever consider a grill cheese sandwich challenge?
Oh my goodness 😍
He’s so cheap. This guy only eat good food when somebody challenge him. Real talk! 😂
Gentle suggestion to use spellchecker
How does your body deal with 16,000 + calories ??
How much sugar was that?
To much.
Looking it up, a regular 2 ounce has 10 grams total sugar. So a 3 ounce probably has around 15 grams. So 67 times 15 equals 1,005 grams of sugar.
4 grams to a tsp÷1005= 250tsp. Probably a couple cups
This guy is killing himself slowly but surely. SMH