I thought the BBC couldn’t even do anything even if they can see a TV from the door? But yeah, in this day and age the only purpose of a TV is just a bigger screen for movie nights.
Micah's more chill about retail chaos than Nick because if Nick saw that image of all the cereal being turned upside down, he would probably be hella mad.
I thrive to be as laid back in life as Micah, taking every experience in stride. Also, nothing like a good ol' dose of dad jokes to kill off a little bit more of my soul. 🤣 Good stuff.
7:00 i thought of one even worse, walk up to random people and be like "hey (first name) long time no see how have you been" and watch them try and act like they know who i am. 14:18 asher asmr
Ok, so 20:43, heres how it got me, a hair of mine (head, dont make it dirty people) landed in that EXACT spot, i wiped it off and thought i missed and i go to wipe again to notice, I've been pranked
24:05 I once had that happen to my truck. I didn’t really care since the thing is twenty years old and falling apart, and has fallen of a cliff twice. The whole truck is basically a dent on wheels.
23:08 If I was the mother, I'd shout from the top of the stairs "You try and delete your brother's EA account, I'll delete your Nutaku account." even if my daughter doesn't have a Nutaku account. My daughter (if she knows what Nutaku is) would probably be too embarrassed to make good on that threat.
Not British, but know enough to say that they do in fact need a license to have a television. They are literally not allowed to simply have a TV. They need to pay an extra tax that goes entirely to fund things like The BBC. Even if you don't want cable, they basically force it on you there.
That is entirely incorrect. The TV license while has that name is for Live TV not a TV in general, if you don't watch live TV and only youtube, streaming services etc with the exception of BBCs streaming service, as long as you can prove it you don't need it and they can't do anything.
@@RickyT15 "As long as you prove"... So basically what I said. You have a TV, they charge you for having a TV and tax you for it. I've seen so many Brits complain about this. They buy a TV for streaming or playing games and they have to jump through hoops not to pay the tax. Most fail to "prove" what you're suggesting.
@Faolon it's not hard to do, all you need is no Ariel, no sat dish and no cable/sat Subscriptions. Only one that they can argue is their streaming service but they will lose that aswell most of the time, long as you don't have an account to watch it and it's not installed on anything in the house. Most people don't bother with the trouble and just pay and complain but theirs plenty who have no issue clearing it up and not paying. Just because people complain and deal with it doesn't mean its hard to not pay for it.
12:45 - As someone who went bald around 18 years of age, I have no sympathy for people who literally cry because they had to shave their head. IT WILL GROW BACK! Mine won't, and other people treat it as a source of comedy. Get over yourself.
15:36 You would not be able to open anything but beans at that point. It's the curse. Edit: 31:37 "Ah shit they became self-aware, shut the simulation down! I SAID-" "You know it's getting a bit boring, we should spice things up. Hell rats? Nah, too wimpy. The eagle rats could be fun. Hm... oh I know!"
13:32 shoot my uncle and his wife are just as bad. one day it snowed and his wife was in the shower. so he got a hershey bar, chucked it in the microwave till it could be molded. he molded it into the shape of a dog turd and the rolled it in the snow outside and let it cool a few more minutes. then he chucked it over top the shower curtain.
15:38 if i had to cook and the kid did that whatever is in the first can goes in. If the food is pasta and corn with no sauce than so be it, the kid will either eat it or go hungry for the night.
For those Dad jokes at the start, I’ve got a few for you Q: What do you call a Short Psychic that has Escaped? A: A Small Medium at Large Q: Why can you never find good medicine in the Jungle? A: Cause Parrots-Eat-Em-All Q: Why are Christmas Trees so obsessed with the past? A: Cause the Present’s beneath them Q: Why do Russians need boxer shorts? A: Cause Cho-Knob’ll fall out Q: What do you call a Russian with 3 balls? A: Who’d-ya-nick-a-bollock-off Q: What do you call an invisible dinosaur? A: Do-you-think-he-saw-us
The elevator story reminded my of a story my dad tells any chance he can get about me and a family friend. We went out to a steak house and my dad noticed his old friend, at another table meeting his wife's (then girlfriend) parents for the first time. I was like 2 or 3, and my dad looked at me and told me to run up to the table and say hi. So I did. I ran up to my dad's friend, and said "Hi daddy!" My dad's friend had a mini heart attack, before he saw my mom and dad laughing at the other table.
the elevator reminds me of the one in the SpongeBob episode "Krusty Towers" when Mr.Krabs tells Squidward to take Patrick's bags up the elevator that says Employees only.
A brit here and yes we do and it is because in Britain when TV was first introduced the BBC(British broadcasting corporation) was maintaining the infrastructure so they thought everyone chip in(chip in =to give a little)a little and there's no problem in maintaining the infrastructure but now it's still a thing because the bbc is greedy (and now every channel chips in to maintain the infrastructure)
as for the TV licence in England, yeah we need it in order to get any broadband tv networks like sky tv or bt or virgin media, apparently something to do with broadcasts doing some illegal shit but mainly just another way to taxes them masses
I have one: somebody asked on yahoo answers if their d*ck would grow back should he cut it. We all typed yes, and a group pointed out that it came out larger the second time.
Lol, you'd have to be careful with peroxide, you use too much on their hair and it becomes brittle. Unless you want it to get to the point of their hair literally starts falling out, you'd have to use deluded peroxide and make sure it's not the same spot. XD
I had a joke book from my school library once, made me come up with my own joke, will i tell it?, who knows, if people want me to (warning, its a knock knock joke)
The BBC is funded by the British TV licence fee its the channel that makes & owns the rights to Doctor who and also why they don't like people watching their programs on you tube. it's around £12 a month but it pays for all BBC TV channels and BBC radio stations . the other channels have advertisements to pay for their programmes .
the darker thing to do with the blue dew and the windex is mix a bit of windex into both! (i'm glad I decent person cause with my level of brains I'd make a terrifying villain like some joker level stuff) either way i'm pretty sure at the this point after saying this ill be on a watch list, but relax I had a bluebottle fly land on my finger to give it a lift to a window I bare no malice that even animals and insects can tell but there was a time I was spent my whole life making sure i'm not the kinda person that would do this for real! you can either do both or do damage or healing I chose the latter, make no mistake though the dark side will be there it's in everyone but as long as i'm not alone and society doesn't reject me I wont be that guy besides it's not worth the guilt i'd suffer! that being said I still have dark humour and will laugh at some things ordinarily I know I shouldn't... it's the delivery!
I love that we can just Hear Asher snoring the entire time.
We need Asher snoring ASMR
Asher is a very very good boi.
But I wonder, are his ears cropped? That's really dangerous for animals in general.
@@light2499 The "A" in ASMR stands for "Asher" :D
Oh good, I kept thinking that was my mic being extra sensitive and picking up my own breathing.
11:15 As someone who works the graveyard shift at a grocery store, this made me feel physical pain.
The what at the what now?
I like the dad jokes. They're the kind of jokes that make me smile without requiring the effort of a full laugh.
British guy here- and unfortunately, yes- we do in fact have to pay for a TV license. That would be why I don't watch TV any more.
I thought the BBC couldn’t even do anything even if they can see a TV from the door? But yeah, in this day and age the only purpose of a TV is just a bigger screen for movie nights.
Why do you need a TV license? What’s the point?
Between “bean segregation” and “Platform 9 3/4 the blind kids”, this is one of my favorite Renegades React videos so far.
Video starts at 5:30 but you'll miss the great dad jokes
-Your friendly neighborhood Caleb
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Caleb, thank you
Thanks, Caleb!
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Micah's more chill about retail chaos than Nick because if Nick saw that image of all the cereal being turned upside down, he would probably be hella mad.
I thrive to be as laid back in life as Micah, taking every experience in stride.
Also, nothing like a good ol' dose of dad jokes to kill off a little bit more of my soul. 🤣
Good stuff.
34:40 needs enemies when you have friends like these
My mother taught me to never use a real answer for a security question.
EX: What was the name of your first pet? Beethoven
"I've never trusted stairs, theyre always up to something."
Loving the dad jokes, Nate!😊
Fun fact: Fullmetal Alchemist was the first anime that I watched. I cried for the girl
7:00 i thought of one even worse, walk up to random people and be like "hey (first name) long time no see how have you been" and watch them try and act like they know who i am.
14:18 asher asmr
I thought you said wake up random ppl at first lol I was like, wait you a player walking into a NPCs house?
0:24 okay, that one caught me off guard Nate, I’ve heard Micah-Jesus jokes before on this channel, but I was still not prepared for that one 😂
Ok, so 20:43, heres how it got me, a hair of mine (head, dont make it dirty people) landed in that EXACT spot, i wiped it off and thought i missed and i go to wipe again to notice, I've been pranked
Asher's personality reminds me of my American/English Bulldog mix called Loki. He is also a very lazy and sweet boi who is addicted to cuddles.
24:05 I once had that happen to my truck. I didn’t really care since the thing is twenty years old and falling apart, and has fallen of a cliff twice. The whole truck is basically a dent on wheels.
23:08 If I was the mother, I'd shout from the top of the stairs "You try and delete your brother's EA account, I'll delete your Nutaku account." even if my daughter doesn't have a Nutaku account. My daughter (if she knows what Nutaku is) would probably be too embarrassed to make good on that threat.
20:35 I legit wiped my monitor mid video. Clearly Satan was present. :P
Not British, but know enough to say that they do in fact need a license to have a television. They are literally not allowed to simply have a TV. They need to pay an extra tax that goes entirely to fund things like The BBC. Even if you don't want cable, they basically force it on you there.
That is entirely incorrect. The TV license while has that name is for Live TV not a TV in general, if you don't watch live TV and only youtube, streaming services etc with the exception of BBCs streaming service, as long as you can prove it you don't need it and they can't do anything.
@@RickyT15 "As long as you prove"... So basically what I said. You have a TV, they charge you for having a TV and tax you for it. I've seen so many Brits complain about this. They buy a TV for streaming or playing games and they have to jump through hoops not to pay the tax. Most fail to "prove" what you're suggesting.
@Faolon it's not hard to do, all you need is no Ariel, no sat dish and no cable/sat Subscriptions. Only one that they can argue is their streaming service but they will lose that aswell most of the time, long as you don't have an account to watch it and it's not installed on anything in the house.
Most people don't bother with the trouble and just pay and complain but theirs plenty who have no issue clearing it up and not paying. Just because people complain and deal with it doesn't mean its hard to not pay for it.
17:46 So true, Nate!! Leave my OWN beans alone
God I love a good dad joke 😂😂😂😂
12:45 - As someone who went bald around 18 years of age, I have no sympathy for people who literally cry because they had to shave their head. IT WILL GROW BACK! Mine won't, and other people treat it as a source of comedy. Get over yourself.
15:36
You would not be able to open anything but beans at that point.
It's the curse.
Edit: 31:37
"Ah shit they became self-aware, shut the simulation down! I SAID-"
"You know it's getting a bit boring, we should spice things up. Hell rats? Nah, too wimpy. The eagle rats could be fun. Hm... oh I know!"
13:32 shoot my uncle and his wife are just as bad. one day it snowed and his wife was in the shower. so he got a hershey bar, chucked it in the microwave till it could be molded. he molded it into the shape of a dog turd and the rolled it in the snow outside and let it cool a few more minutes. then he chucked it over top the shower curtain.
Nate saying “You need help” will never not be funny
15:38 if i had to cook and the kid did that whatever is in the first can goes in. If the food is pasta and corn with no sauce than so be it, the kid will either eat it or go hungry for the night.
For those Dad jokes at the start, I’ve got a few for you
Q: What do you call a Short Psychic that has Escaped?
A: A Small Medium at Large
Q: Why can you never find good medicine in the Jungle?
A: Cause Parrots-Eat-Em-All
Q: Why are Christmas Trees so obsessed with the past?
A: Cause the Present’s beneath them
Q: Why do Russians need boxer shorts?
A: Cause Cho-Knob’ll fall out
Q: What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?
A: Who’d-ya-nick-a-bollock-off
Q: What do you call an invisible dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saw-us
Joke time: did you hear they allow live chickens through UPS? Apparently they come with their own... Baaawks!
The elevator story reminded my of a story my dad tells any chance he can get about me and a family friend.
We went out to a steak house and my dad noticed his old friend, at another table meeting his wife's (then girlfriend) parents for the first time. I was like 2 or 3, and my dad looked at me and told me to run up to the table and say hi. So I did. I ran up to my dad's friend, and said "Hi daddy!" My dad's friend had a mini heart attack, before he saw my mom and dad laughing at the other table.
If I would steal something to inconvenience people it would be the toilet seats.
the elevator reminds me of the one in the SpongeBob episode "Krusty Towers" when Mr.Krabs tells Squidward to take Patrick's bags up the elevator that says Employees only.
15:15, if I have a kid and they do that, I'm emptying all the cans into a big stew pot and calling it their dinner for the next couple days.
38:45 If we're being evil then I'd steal every doorknob in my victims house 👹
17:48 had to control the dirty thoughts about touch ppls beans
A brit here and yes we do and it is because in Britain when TV was first introduced the BBC(British broadcasting corporation) was maintaining the infrastructure so they thought everyone chip in(chip in =to give a little)a little and there's no problem in maintaining the infrastructure but now it's still a thing because the bbc is greedy (and now every channel chips in to maintain the infrastructure)
31:30 if it were me I’d say “Execute Order 66” or commence the annual purge.
23:00 I'd kill on sight in someone did this to me 😆 Too much money put into that, and you just want me to eat a macaroon? Nope 🔪
as for the TV licence in England, yeah we need it in order to get any broadband tv networks like sky tv or bt or virgin media, apparently something to do with broadcasts doing some illegal shit but mainly just another way to taxes them masses
I need Nate’s book of dad jokes! (I’m not actually a father, I just love telling bad jokes 😂)
38:01 i ate burgers like that, pretty yummy
29:30 Oh that is despicable. Hehehe, I love it!
The microphone above Micah is still terrifying lmao
I love your suggestion for bike Lane revenge but that would in a court of law be called vandalisem
At 5:53 it's the krusty towers employee elevator
Good to see Micah again
37:00 thats just straight up poisoning.
8:52 yes very much yes
To save you from misery, here’s start of the video 5:28
Thanks caleb
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I have one: somebody asked on yahoo answers if their d*ck would grow back should he cut it. We all typed yes, and a group pointed out that it came out larger the second time.
5:33
I never watched fma and I still get the reference and to the person who made that your going limbo not hell after that
Legit did not notice the dog until 3:30
38:45 I would target a large family and take all but one HDMI cables.
33:10 best story i have heard
Lol, you'd have to be careful with peroxide, you use too much on their hair and it becomes brittle. Unless you want it to get to the point of their hair literally starts falling out, you'd have to use deluded peroxide and make sure it's not the same spot. XD
21:11 my first thought was the fission from Dragon Ball and not Full Metal Alchemist, anyone else?
It's both.
If my kid did that, a spanking for sure would happen 14:09
5:35 actual reaction
22:00 I don't think it's charity at this point
Love from a Vaush and One Topic Fan!
we stand for mica supremacy.
Apparently there’s multiple places that need license to wath tv
Yall see freddy in the darkness behind them?
Nate I got a Dad Joke for you.
What do you call a Star Wars Fan who drives a Volkswagen a Jetta Knight.
So, Micah works making guns now?
What happened to your Cartoon Network Bumpers NostaIgia Critic Reaction video!?
I had a joke book from my school library once, made me come up with my own joke, will i tell it?, who knows, if people want me to (warning, its a knock knock joke)
The BBC is funded by the British TV licence fee its the channel that makes & owns the rights to Doctor who and also why they don't like people watching their programs on you tube. it's around £12 a month but it pays for all BBC TV channels and BBC radio stations . the other channels have advertisements to pay for their programmes .
the darker thing to do with the blue dew and the windex is mix a bit of windex into both! (i'm glad I decent person cause with my level of brains I'd make a terrifying villain like some joker level stuff) either way i'm pretty sure at the this point after saying this ill be on a watch list, but relax I had a bluebottle fly land on my finger to give it a lift to a window I bare no malice that even animals and insects can tell but there was a time I was spent my whole life making sure i'm not the kinda person that would do this for real! you can either do both or do damage or healing I chose the latter, make no mistake though the dark side will be there it's in everyone but as long as i'm not alone and society doesn't reject me I wont be that guy besides it's not worth the guilt i'd suffer!
that being said I still have dark humour and will laugh at some things ordinarily I know I shouldn't... it's the delivery!
heh...