Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
  • PENITH is here!!! Listen: LilDicky.lnk.t...
    Last video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard".
    Download the free mixtape at: lildicky.com
    Facebook:
    / lildickyrap
    Twitter:
    / lildickytweets
    Soundcloud:
    / lil-dicky
    Directed By - Mickey Finnegan
    www.mickeyfinnegan.com
    mickeyfinnegan
    Produced By - Jenn Khoe
    Cinematography By - Robert Lam
    www.bobbydp.com
    Edited By - Kane Richardson
    www.scrypictures.com
    Animation By - Simon Chan
    www.scrypictures.com
    Lyrics -
    Verse 1
    Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
    Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
    I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
    And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
    And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
    And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
    Getting real high
    Watching funny videos of bill nye
    Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --
    Bill nye theme song
    now im getting hungry than a muthafucka
    put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
    whered I put that honey mustard
    lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
    until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.
    How long do them thangs keep?
    Guess I better ask jeeves
    go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen
    Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
    The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
    Now ya man is fucked...
    Chorus
    And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    but I think im way too high
    and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    but I think ma brains too fried
    and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
    im praying that I make it
    afraid im goin to dieeeee
    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
    Verse 2
    now im freakin out up in this bitch
    cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
    so I bolted to the BR
    Consulted with the mirror
    Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
    Cuz the weed in you beating you
    then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue
    but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something
    that pretty girl im humping
    becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
    or some other fucking disgusting person
    ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane
    I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain
    So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
    Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
    Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
    Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
    How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
    Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
    Man im high as fuckkkk
    Chorus
    And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    but I think im way too high
    and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    but I think ma brains too fried
    and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
    im praying that I make it
    afraid im goin to dieeeee
    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
    verse 3
    rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry
    in her video the whole world's made of candy
    damn...I aint even got no candy
    so now at the fucking c store
    where ya man be torn than a mafucka
    peanut eminems or a twix
    cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
    goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier
    homeland, Nazir!
    s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street
    gotta wait until that muthafucka's green
    now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks
    gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
    crafted a long text, took about an hour
    took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground
    man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
    This sucks im high as fuck.
    Chorus
    And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
    but I think im way too high
    and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
    but I think ma brains too fried
    and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
    im praying that I make it
    afraid im goin to dieeeee
    I'm too blazed, it's too late
    to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
    outtro
    Beat - Holy Water by The Game (check out the Game's stuff on itunes below)
    itunes.apple.c...
    He sampled Mala, changes
    itunes.apple.c...
    My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.

Комментарии • 28 тыс.

  • @clintonmushi2049
    @clintonmushi2049 4 года назад +10752

    don't worry you're not the only one listening to this masterpiece in 2021

  • @lurnfitness572
    @lurnfitness572 4 года назад +690

    "crafted a long text, took about an hour..." That is the realist shit ever. I swear, eight years later ya finally hit send...

    • @outtathisworld0812
      @outtathisworld0812 4 года назад +26

      Assuming you dont forget you're typing and set your phone down for another 8 years and not even hit send

    • @sethspinda
      @sethspinda 4 года назад +17

      And when you do send it, she's probably only gonna say "k"

    • @cac2sss
      @cac2sss 4 года назад +13

      and when you finish typing you gotta read that shit like 3 times to see if you didnt mess up something

    • @ThatSalviKid
      @ThatSalviKid Месяц назад

      brooo real shit😂😂😂

  • @amyferguson8856
    @amyferguson8856 4 месяца назад +111

    I am a 61 year old women and I am enjoying this in 2024. Lil Dicky is for the masses.

    • @Tarkus7
      @Tarkus7 25 дней назад +2

      2025, 68 yr old man, recommended by How To Stop A Weed Panic Attack video by Tyler Ellis. Just bought a RAW weed roller. Fingers too dry to roll thin paper.

    • @kittycat2294
      @kittycat2294 2 дня назад

      @@Tarkus7 You two are my idols.

  • @michaelc.3647
    @michaelc.3647 4 года назад +2543

    "I came during a position change. Ain't nothing worse than that"
    I felt that

    • @OrangeRhino
      @OrangeRhino 4 года назад +64

      I don't think there's anything in the world that could come close to worse than that

    • @ThePurestMayhem
      @ThePurestMayhem 4 года назад +71

      Really is the worst thing that can happen. All that build up for no reason

    • @SCP-Dr_Bright
      @SCP-Dr_Bright 4 года назад +24

      Ain't nothing worse than that

    • @lordeluciferdiablo1776
      @lordeluciferdiablo1776 4 года назад +3

      @Westsidesnooker 2020 🤭

    • @lordeluciferdiablo1776
      @lordeluciferdiablo1776 4 года назад +4

      @@OrangeRhino too many words bro 🎼💨🤫💨🤭💨😏💨😎

  • @Dovochka
    @Dovochka 5 лет назад +7854

    This song is the most honest song about weed.

    • @DBZ0wnz
      @DBZ0wnz 5 лет назад +19

      You have no idea how bad weed is for you from watching this trash. It's the downfall of the west.

    • @user-lq1dk6gr3p
      @user-lq1dk6gr3p 5 лет назад +138

      @@DBZ0wnz illegal or not weve been smoking it! Lol!

    • @user-lq1dk6gr3p
      @user-lq1dk6gr3p 5 лет назад +144

      @@DBZ0wnz ancient civilizations got high.

    • @dxrajib3442
      @dxrajib3442 5 лет назад +5

      Agreed

    • @finnainsley9088
      @finnainsley9088 5 лет назад +78

      DBZ0wnz weed isn’t bad that for you there are lots of benefits

  • @ConnerSully
    @ConnerSully 6 лет назад +3911

    To Answer Your Questions about this track:
    1.Dalton Smith, Lil Dickey and xxxtentacion both sampled the same beat (Mala - Changes).
    2. Lil Dicky did not diss Mac Miller at 2:26 - he was using one of his friends as a "disgusting person" to add to the comedic vibe of the song. (Guys always joke about their friends being ugly lol)
    4...
    3.You are high

  • @juliantorres4464
    @juliantorres4464 5 лет назад +7638

    Whether you wanna admit it or not, we can all relate to these lyrics.

    • @joshcaldon9321
      @joshcaldon9321 5 лет назад +20

      Julian Torres yesss😂😂

    • @TheScrubmuffin69
      @TheScrubmuffin69 5 лет назад +284

      "Gotta shit but the path to the bathroom is complex"
      Holy fuck if that's not my life

    • @divatavares6696
      @divatavares6696 5 лет назад +25

      so true, to every word! xD

    • @freesmelly1169
      @freesmelly1169 5 лет назад +60

      this is basically any time i get high lol

    • @kirkpritchard
      @kirkpritchard 5 лет назад +128

      I used to smoke all the time. Like from morning to night, every day. Now every time I smoke I get anxiety. I can't do it anymore haha.

  • @kevinsundelin8639
    @kevinsundelin8639 8 месяцев назад +121

    This is unirononically great to listen to while high

    • @charlesmaclellan8124
      @charlesmaclellan8124 2 месяца назад +6

      Man I come back go this every few months and it always kills me.
      My fuck I'm baked right now

    • @RedPanda212
      @RedPanda212 Месяц назад +1

      Especially when you're uncomfortably high. It takes away the sense of isolation.

  • @owl_ovo2599
    @owl_ovo2599 5 лет назад +490

    7 years later and this shit is still relatable

  • @angelohowardii8907
    @angelohowardii8907 2 года назад +2154

    This song will always find its way into the hearts of stoners

    • @Scorpion1995100
      @Scorpion1995100 2 года назад +32

      because every stoner can relate hahah

    • @bhgrinder5564
      @bhgrinder5564 2 года назад +3

      amen lmao

    • @diddlyharbo9527
      @diddlyharbo9527 2 года назад +19

      damn bro "hearts of stoners" was my favorite witcher 3 DLC

    • @angelohowardii8907
      @angelohowardii8907 2 года назад +24

      @@diddlyharbo9527 toss a coin to your weedman

    • @rappermi
      @rappermi 2 года назад +5

      Audibly better then look at me..
      Not better then the BWS original..

  • @tgiff4226
    @tgiff4226 5 лет назад +1603

    "Path to the bathroom is complex"
    I felt that

    • @haleymudd279
      @haleymudd279 5 лет назад +4

      Bruh SAME

    • @deppressedkidd4531
      @deppressedkidd4531 4 года назад +2

      T Giff I CANT WITH YALL HAHAHHA

    • @skystanlake173
      @skystanlake173 4 года назад +1

      Indo fs

    • @MARTINSINU2003
      @MARTINSINU2003 4 года назад +2

      @Alyosha sooo fucking true 😂😂😂

    • @workman88
      @workman88 4 года назад +2

      @Alyosha When you're cross-faded drinking beer while faded as hell thinking the same thing. Hot damn shit gets complex as fuck.

  • @FlorianUlrich-u2w
    @FlorianUlrich-u2w 5 месяцев назад +13

    still on fire even in 2024. Still being pushed in a continuous loop.
    Many greetings from Germany

  • @mrdevestate9496
    @mrdevestate9496 5 лет назад +227

    Yo ppl still coming back to it means all of us smoke weed. And are connected

    • @Letskickitup
      @Letskickitup 5 лет назад

      True

    • @nickihere8753
      @nickihere8753 5 лет назад +5

      Straight up, weed connects very different types of people over nothing but love for a plant... ;) some powerful shit

    • @natedog380
      @natedog380 5 лет назад

      Auzzie you fucker

    • @mikl12354
      @mikl12354 5 лет назад

      @@nickihere8753 yet it causes problems, and causes others to harm becaue of this plant

    • @Adaephonable
      @Adaephonable 5 месяцев назад

      @@nickihere8753 Straight up, food connects very different people over nothing but love of surviving. Some powerful shit.

  • @c0ntra605
    @c0ntra605 5 лет назад +288

    Bro he took being a relatable rapper to another level
    This the single most accurate description of weed in rap yet

    • @atlaskham7764
      @atlaskham7764 4 года назад +1

      Yed

    • @snappy164
      @snappy164 4 года назад

      are you fucking dumbbbbbbbbb

    • @pixelkatzeus
      @pixelkatzeus 4 года назад +1

      And I am high while listening to it. I feel douple high...... Bruh is that even a timg?

    • @unlimited365
      @unlimited365 4 года назад

      listen white boys, if you cant handle weed, change your thoughts, the lessons it teaches you in how you can relate to the world.. quit being such cowards and face your growth.

    • @phxgen
      @phxgen 4 года назад

      @@unlimited365 agreed. If you're always tripping out on herb it probably means you got some psychological shit you need to work on; like maybe you're making decisions in your sober life that you find questionable/unethical/amoral/etc but you do keep doing it anyway. Herb can show you all that you don't like about yourself & that's a good thing, definitely worth the price of shit like accidentally putting the TV remote in the fridge or whatever.
      Also, as a half-white & thus half-offended cannabis industry entrepreneur that's been breeding and growing herb commercially for over two decades and could most likely smoke five of anyone in this thread & their entire extended families under the table, fuck off with that irrelevant and unnecessary race shit! fucking up your statements that I otherwise entirely agree with... (Jk, idgaf)

  • @The_Bell_Bottom
    @The_Bell_Bottom 8 лет назад +2928

    This song is one of the best representations about getting high and doing nothing. You go through a bunch of random funny, weird shit.

    • @gagewright1176
      @gagewright1176 8 лет назад +74

      it really is lol no other weed song portrays it like he does hahah

    • @The_Bell_Bottom
      @The_Bell_Bottom 8 лет назад +14

      +Gage Wright me and my friends love this song when were high

    • @gagewright1176
      @gagewright1176 8 лет назад +4

      +Brandon Bellairs haha its perfect man

    • @RReign2
      @RReign2 8 лет назад +77

      bruh the part about thinking about weird shit when beating your meat so true bruh

    • @The_Bell_Bottom
      @The_Bell_Bottom 8 лет назад +1

      Lmfao! You know what's up

  • @taylorstorm2953
    @taylorstorm2953 3 месяца назад +5

    Revisiting this after a decade is what I needed

  • @fourthflames321
    @fourthflames321 4 года назад +2921

    cop: are you high?
    Dicky: am I what?
    Cop: high
    Dicky: hello

    • @AH-fl4lx
      @AH-fl4lx 4 года назад +33

      I was like, wait that would work then I was like wait...that wouldn't work

    • @sammyscurse4518
      @sammyscurse4518 4 года назад +18

      He prefers Dave

    • @AH-fl4lx
      @AH-fl4lx 4 года назад +4

      @@sammyscurse4518 what?

    • @denijsbeerjos2814
      @denijsbeerjos2814 4 года назад +13

      @@AH-fl4lx Dave's not here man.

    • @fardgamer9294
      @fardgamer9294 4 года назад +1

      Loooool

  • @shaunrichards855
    @shaunrichards855 5 лет назад +170

    I can totally relate. Anyone ever smoked so much weed you pass out and yet wake up the next day just as high.

    • @JosephMothern69
      @JosephMothern69 5 лет назад +4

      Sam Louis no

    • @edelblaze1519
      @edelblaze1519 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh fuck yes, that's me rn, smoked over 10 hrs ago fee asleep woke up, still high af

    • @mcclassic555
      @mcclassic555 5 лет назад

      I feel u

    • @xMiseryPlays
      @xMiseryPlays 5 лет назад +7

      Smoked dab for the first time when i was like 18 and even though id been a regular smoker since 13 that shit had me feeling like i was tripping balls on acid till i passed out.. Woke up at 7am and got to work and i swear not even an hour into work my manager stoped me and asked me if i was tripping and i was so tired i was just like nah im just stoned from dab i smoked last night snd she laughed and and just goes ah i been there.
      I died

    • @versuliu1424
      @versuliu1424 5 лет назад +2

      @@JosephMothern69 you didn't smoke enough then lmao

  • @jay9956
    @jay9956 4 года назад +380

    7 years later & this is still my fav thing lil dicky ever made

    • @satoril928
      @satoril928 4 года назад +2

      Its the first time I've heard this and all I can think is - wonder if any djs mixed this into set, because it would thump so hard if it was dropped at the right moment.

    • @L3athaface
      @L3athaface 4 года назад +7

      Who the fuck is Alejandro?

    • @MrJaguar770
      @MrJaguar770 4 года назад +1

      I love this song. Wiz Khalifa and Lil Dicky on my playlists when I'm high

    • @f5rm3r
      @f5rm3r 4 года назад

      No doubt.. Check the freestyle youtubes tho.

    • @Aryan-qv8hz
      @Aryan-qv8hz 3 года назад

      Mine too

  • @McMelonBoi
    @McMelonBoi Год назад +19

    This song last forever when you high 🫠😶‍🌫️

  • @bricenrhyne2788
    @bricenrhyne2788 3 года назад +7311

    You know you're too high when breathing becomes manual.

    • @mabelyourmama9029
      @mabelyourmama9029 3 года назад +192

      Omg I have tears I'm laughing so hard!

    • @youssefel8863
      @youssefel8863 3 года назад +97

      Fucking LEGEEEEND

    • @mrhappily3149
      @mrhappily3149 3 года назад +255

      Damn that happened to me, I was like if I don’t make myself breathe I don’t see it happening by itself so I gotta force myself to do it I guess, I had to stop everything I was doing and just sit until I got sober lol

    • @zulikram6292
      @zulikram6292 3 года назад +20

      Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    • @krispykremekush5882
      @krispykremekush5882 3 года назад +53

      @@mrhappily3149 been there 😂

  • @calebthomas9326
    @calebthomas9326 3 года назад +404

    the fact that i was a kid smoking weed back in like 2015 and was listening to this, and now am an adult with kids and am still listening to this while they nap and i build their new bed, makes me so much freaking happier than you could even imagine

    • @iam03j32
      @iam03j32 3 года назад +29

      W dad

    • @sonias9722
      @sonias9722 2 года назад +20

      Is 2015 really that far ago? That's messed up

    • @mcgiver1327
      @mcgiver1327 2 года назад +13

      What’s your definition of kid? Because you’d be a teen dad basically otherwise lol

    • @chrisgeyer4002
      @chrisgeyer4002 2 года назад +1

      Damn life flew

    • @HASSANALI-qi1gt
      @HASSANALI-qi1gt 2 года назад +5

      So you still smoke?

  • @ok-wy4tr
    @ok-wy4tr 4 года назад +2221

    i swear everything feels like mission when you're high asf!

    • @RasikKhoju
      @RasikKhoju 4 года назад +130

      Yeah dude exactly
      My mission was to escape from my friend's house at 1 am after being high making sure his parents didn't notice It felt like escaping from prison mission

    • @theSteez4200
      @theSteez4200 4 года назад +66

      Tryna grab food out the kitchen without my mom noticing is a mission

    • @mr.torgue7956
      @mr.torgue7956 4 года назад +13

      SatanSteele i do 100% feel u😂

    • @theSteez4200
      @theSteez4200 4 года назад +9

      The struggle is real

    • @sahilali8888
      @sahilali8888 4 года назад +4

      Whenever i play pubg its like i am on a mission and i am the leader of the team🤣🙏

  • @JasonCamacho-rg8of
    @JasonCamacho-rg8of 15 дней назад +5

    Anyone still banging this fire 🔥 in 2025???

  • @cashoutsa6i832
    @cashoutsa6i832 5 лет назад +421

    R.I.P to all the joints and blunts died at listening to this song...

    • @landondent1343
      @landondent1343 5 лет назад +5

      Dylan Elder no

    • @macironiminer9338
      @macironiminer9338 5 лет назад

      Dylan Elder you’re a disappointment.

    • @dylanelder6390
      @dylanelder6390 5 лет назад

      @@macironiminer9338 righto you big hero 😂

    • @Joshisboss12
      @Joshisboss12 5 лет назад

      Dylan Big dumb

    • @Teirless
      @Teirless 5 лет назад

      @@dylanelder6390 One of those is filled with pesticides, and can get ya nic sick.

  • @newon2014
    @newon2014 6 лет назад +1990

    The most accurate rap song about weed, its really accurate

    • @Your_Evil_Femboy
      @Your_Evil_Femboy 6 лет назад +4

      Newon17 that’s real

    • @travisday3242
      @travisday3242 6 лет назад

      Newon17 tru3

    • @rudelrecords542
      @rudelrecords542 6 лет назад +8

      Newon17 wtf if im that high i juts feel awful nothung else XD

    • @lawleight626
      @lawleight626 6 лет назад +80

      If you haven't experienced any of this you haven't smoked enough

    • @Azurian123
      @Azurian123 6 лет назад +55

      This is a bad trip. Not everyone feels like they're gonna die. Not to mention that it's intentionally exaggerated for comedic purposes

  • @jonathenanderson7627
    @jonathenanderson7627 3 года назад +99

    A good rapper makes something you think came out yesterday then realized it's almost 10 years old

  • @garvinc7267
    @garvinc7267 2 месяца назад +18

    Almost 2025 still here 🫨

  • @alexlong6259
    @alexlong6259 5 лет назад +19025

    Ive been so high i was looking for my lighter in the dark with my lighter

    • @austinfields9371
      @austinfields9371 5 лет назад +597

      once i left my phone in the freezer

    • @MichaelJP
      @MichaelJP 5 лет назад +441

      I spent about 20 minutes one time looking for my lighter when it was in my hand the whole time.....your weed must've been a bit stronger.

    • @ssbsnb1200
      @ssbsnb1200 5 лет назад +344

      I once lost something and I wasn't high

    • @codycolter2857
      @codycolter2857 5 лет назад +444

      Once I thought I lost all of my weed, but 30 mins of looking for it I realized I smoked it all

    • @janschouwman2229
      @janschouwman2229 5 лет назад +71

      @@ssbsnb1200 that is plain stupid.Why do you bring it up.

  • @iiTzBluNTMaN
    @iiTzBluNTMaN 3 года назад +277

    Glad he brought the nuggets back up from the beginning I was lowkey worried about them.

    • @pulkiteswar4496
      @pulkiteswar4496 3 года назад +5

      Priorities

    • @blurvvynolastname9634
      @blurvvynolastname9634 3 года назад +4

      he didn’t even preheat the oven lol

    • @mechanoid2k
      @mechanoid2k 3 года назад +5

      @@blurvvynolastname9634 I don't either sometimes. Nuggets take what? like 20 minutes at 400 degrees? If I don't preheat the oven it gives me an extra 10 minutes to get high.

    • @blurvvynolastname9634
      @blurvvynolastname9634 3 года назад

      @@mechanoid2k LMAO

    • @seanmcneil349
      @seanmcneil349 3 года назад +1

      I thought I was the only one

  • @AlberiStein-dn1ll
    @AlberiStein-dn1ll Год назад +709

    The bathroom scene hits so hard, one time I legit thought I was dying and I just sat their accepting my fate, saying "well, this is it, folks, this is where they'll discover my dead body, half naked on the bathroom floor." One of my fondest memories

    • @joefoltzer8736
      @joefoltzer8736 Год назад +26

      Same here high as shit an tripping on shrooms,I really convinced myself it was over 😭

    • @Crazycapo88
      @Crazycapo88 Год назад +7

      Can’t wait to tell my kids about shit that I did, and I’ve been there before, fucking Mollys haha

    • @AlberiStein-dn1ll
      @AlberiStein-dn1ll Год назад +2

      @antoniocapilupi1225 dude, same. I do a lot of the crazy shit now because my dad used to tell me great stories of his youth, the women he was with, the things he did.
      Yayo always brings out the best parties lol

    • @Crazycapo88
      @Crazycapo88 Год назад +2

      @@AlberiStein-dn1ll my dad tried to keep me away from all that, I guess that’s why I experimented with some things, it never got to heroin or crack but I had some fun in my day!

    • @AlberiStein-dn1ll
      @AlberiStein-dn1ll Год назад

      @antoniocapilupi1225 that's crazy how our dads were basically polar opposites and we both still did wild shit lol
      No fuck Crack and shit, that's just crackhead shit lol. Blow is okay, so long as you are not getting it by a shit dealer who cuts it.

  • @kabomalasa1929
    @kabomalasa1929 Год назад +2

    This is a masterpiece. Try listening to it high... Amazing.👌

  • @cameront2616
    @cameront2616 5 лет назад +636

    You ain’t sly RUclips algorithm... happy 420 right back at you Susan

  • @brittblack1815
    @brittblack1815 4 года назад +1719

    "Go get my computer but I'm staring at the damn screen"
    I felt that in my stoner soul lmfao 😂

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 3 года назад +5

      Yep same here bro

    • @soter25
      @soter25 3 года назад +22

      me and my stoner fam calls this a "main menu high" 😂

    • @jackcircumcised3969
      @jackcircumcised3969 3 года назад +1

      Name a better 18 year old rapper than we with under 5 subs

    • @cody5960
      @cody5960 3 года назад +14

      Literally staring at comments but not reading them

    • @bloodredbeast7691
      @bloodredbeast7691 3 года назад +6

      Turned on my computer and thought I was watching yt and talking to people after doing wax dabs. stared at a black screen for like an hour and a half and texted people lmfao

  • @andrewg944
    @andrewg944 4 года назад +1818

    UPDATE on the nuggets - Oven never even got turned on to begin with...

    • @royythaboi7163
      @royythaboi7163 4 года назад +17

      😂🤦‍♂️

    • @iraevans2013
      @iraevans2013 4 года назад +13

      Facts

    • @iWonchan
      @iWonchan 4 года назад +6

      i just did this yesterday lol

    • @breanapressey5533
      @breanapressey5533 4 года назад +8

      Or you forgot to take em out cus u forgot to set the timer 😂

    • @Wiccanman12
      @Wiccanman12 4 года назад +20

      Or you turned on the oven and left the nuggets on the counter

  • @IYKYK2340
    @IYKYK2340 Месяц назад +3

    Who's here in 2025?? 🤔🤣🤪

  • @kristinramsey7926
    @kristinramsey7926 5 лет назад +1268

    Who else is so high that they get this song A little too much 😳

  • @jaydig3288
    @jaydig3288 4 года назад +2860

    You never smoked weed if you can’t relate to this song

  • @itzjusticebruh8763
    @itzjusticebruh8763 2 года назад +669

    You know you’re high when you say a joke to yourself and you start clapping to yourself cause it was too good.

    • @perplexasaurusrex6217
      @perplexasaurusrex6217 2 года назад +24

      Jokes on you, I don't need to be high to do that.

    • @jaredgenesis6185
      @jaredgenesis6185 2 года назад +10

      shit i do that whien i'm sober dude. fml

    • @jumpinjoint
      @jumpinjoint 2 года назад +3

      well you deserve a reward for having a good highdea

    • @Eli-rb9qs
      @Eli-rb9qs 2 года назад +1

      What if your not high and you laugh at your own jokes

    • @perplexasaurusrex6217
      @perplexasaurusrex6217 2 года назад +3

      @@Eli-rb9qs you're your biggest fan, nothing wrong with that

  • @gage148
    @gage148 25 дней назад +19

    Who is here in 2025?

  • @MrXtravagantx
    @MrXtravagantx 8 лет назад +517

    laughed my ass off at the switching positions part lmfao

    • @ladyx1541
      @ladyx1541 8 лет назад +7

      IKR That shit was hilarious and true

    • @MrXtravagantx
      @MrXtravagantx 8 лет назад +16

      "ain't nothin worse than that" xD

    • @RealestRealist14
      @RealestRealist14 8 лет назад +27

      Everyone knows you find a part you like then rewind it and watch it over when you get close, repeating multiple times if needed.

    • @stevv3614
      @stevv3614 8 лет назад +3

      +MrXtravagantx so right

    • @lynngrubb2857
      @lynngrubb2857 8 лет назад +2

      omg ikr!

  • @lesisboymangod5837
    @lesisboymangod5837 2 года назад +202

    I wholeheartedly relate to every single lyric on this track. Lil Dicky is a genius.

  • @kindlechristman101
    @kindlechristman101 5 лет назад +110

    When he said he came while they were changing positions...I felt that so hard

    • @Bl00obs
      @Bl00obs 5 лет назад +3

      That's the worse shit. You try to rewind before you finish cumming and half the time it dont work

  • @zombl337og
    @zombl337og 5 месяцев назад +5

    i miss the ole days just burning with friends all day, skipping school, playing some halo/halo 2 on XBOX.

    • @OscarToro-s6b
      @OscarToro-s6b 2 месяца назад +1

      You mean you still don't do that on off days???

    • @franbengal
      @franbengal Месяц назад

      Sounds boring asf

    • @zombl337og
      @zombl337og Месяц назад

      @@franbengal how? hanging with ur good friends, playing Halo which was peak gaming in 2000s

    • @zombl337og
      @zombl337og Месяц назад +1

      @@OscarToro-s6b i still game, but not as much as i used to. but i never stopped, and have been playing more the last couple weeks

    • @OscarToro-s6b
      @OscarToro-s6b Месяц назад

      ​@@zombl337og I feel it.. gaming is a lifestyle after all

  • @Camo9nine9
    @Camo9nine9 5 лет назад +390

    The crossing the street line is the most real shit ever, it’s scary asf

    • @psychologicalsigma9917
      @psychologicalsigma9917 5 лет назад +3

      U mean the little blinking dude? Is that what y'all 'color inside the lines' type are standing n looking at while I frogger it way ahead of ur eta?
      Smh

    • @melov4
      @melov4 5 лет назад +6

      Bro I had to cross a whole highway when I was high I swear it was mad sketchy

    • @Camo9nine9
      @Camo9nine9 5 лет назад +1

      STIXX I’d be too sketched to do that

    • @psychologicalsigma9917
      @psychologicalsigma9917 5 лет назад

      @@Camo9nine9 is this ur first time attempting this particular verbage? It's a bit sketched out man.

    • @Camo9nine9
      @Camo9nine9 5 лет назад +1

      Garety Wooddick what

  • @immanuel7126
    @immanuel7126 4 года назад +106

    Young, wild and free: how you imagine it
    Too high: how it actually is

    • @b.l7491
      @b.l7491 4 года назад

      Young wild and free : veterans
      Too high : new smokers

    • @immanuel7126
      @immanuel7126 4 года назад

      @@b.l7491 hehe

  • @rxsky6125
    @rxsky6125 5 лет назад +700

    Legend has it the chicken nuggets are still in that oven

    • @TheVril
      @TheVril 5 лет назад +2

      I want to like ur comment but it’s at 420

    • @rontigon5338
      @rontigon5338 5 лет назад

      @@TheVril saame😂

    • @MrPigeoncat
      @MrPigeoncat 4 года назад +4

      Hopefully he never turned on the oven

    • @darrellaustin5778
      @darrellaustin5778 3 года назад

      Oh my goodness....

    • @dangichana5559
      @dangichana5559 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheVrilgo back and like it..were way past that now😂

  • @Jinxonxanax
    @Jinxonxanax 9 дней назад

    I didn't smoke for like 2-3 years and this song gave me a free buzz

  • @thecapone45
    @thecapone45 5 лет назад +370

    “The path to the bathroom is complex”.
    I felt that.
    You all know y’all felt that too.
    I was cross faded one time and I couldn’t go to the kitchen in front of me cause the route seemed too complex.
    It was literally right in front of me.

    • @jadensmith5408
      @jadensmith5408 5 лет назад

      Same here

    • @knowtheunknown4183
      @knowtheunknown4183 5 лет назад +2

      Nope I know its complex high ass shit shitin and find out your out of toilet paper not knowing there’s a roll behind u

    • @MelStaub
      @MelStaub 5 лет назад +1

      Have you ever been soo fucked that you literally get out of you car at a servo walk in pay for the fuel get back to your car then proceed to feel for your keys to unlock the door but freak out because you can't find them only to then realize after walking back into the servo to ask if anyone's seen them, that the car is in fact unlocked with the keys in the ignition? Happened to me once and I still haven't gone back to that specific servo since.

    • @Beasy614
      @Beasy614 5 лет назад

      I deel like that would be acid for me not weed. But ive smoked so long now that it doesnt get me fucked up like i used to where id be seeing shit and all that. I miss them days lol

    • @sam-kt7jx
      @sam-kt7jx 5 лет назад +1

      My friend got hella high and he buttered a piece of bread for about 30 minutes and he wouldn’t stop 😂😂.

  • @imtired6291
    @imtired6291 4 года назад +2561

    Legend has it the chicken nuggets are still cooking to this day.

    • @ConagherHam
      @ConagherHam 4 года назад +22

      Lucid Dreams this is fucking great

    • @xtreme1211
      @xtreme1211 4 года назад +10

      I feel like I've seen this comment before but still hahaha

    • @vanessajohnson6660
      @vanessajohnson6660 4 года назад +6

      😉🤣🤣

    • @OmniaViridis
      @OmniaViridis 4 года назад +13

      I never saw them getting taken out so? You do the math

    • @darrellhouston5951
      @darrellhouston5951 4 года назад +3

      Lmfao hell yea fam

  • @AceJoker72
    @AceJoker72 2 года назад +1209

    You know you're high that this is the song that helps you not freak out

    • @xomike2930
      @xomike2930 2 года назад +34

      U funny as shi I watch dis video every time I’m high

    • @healfirst875
      @healfirst875 2 года назад +35

      fuckin facts, i just scream the part "IM FADED AND I HATE IT"

    • @hugoperez9568
      @hugoperez9568 2 года назад

      @@healfirst875 n. N Nunn j
      .

    • @IndigoSwings
      @IndigoSwings 2 года назад +17

      I refuse to get high if I can’t pull this video up if I freak out

    • @ridewithlee
      @ridewithlee Год назад +13

      @@IndigoSwings really keeps you in touch with the reality that your not going to die 😂😂😂

  • @DrChipotleP.H.D
    @DrChipotleP.H.D Месяц назад +1

    Love the comment section here. Nothing but positivity and people high as a kite.

  • @JL-zg5bk
    @JL-zg5bk 4 года назад +830

    Y'all ever been so high that time lagged?

    • @God-um2ex
      @God-um2ex 4 года назад +28

      Lagged? I just got off my 1st time high found out a decade went by.... Fuck it ima go back in😅😂

    • @lovehand9531
      @lovehand9531 4 года назад +5

      Everytime i did shroomz!

    • @Paleo659
      @Paleo659 4 года назад +26

      I got so high once that I thought I had passed out for like four hours when in reality I was just laying down, not even asleep, for like 20 minutes 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MH60CE
      @MH60CE 4 года назад

      @@Paleo659 For sure! It was like waking up in the morning at 11pm! Then only to find out I had been asleep for 10 minutes. I smoked more.

    • @chrismorris5321
      @chrismorris5321 4 года назад +1

      man I've been so high I heard my mah come home before she actually came home like I used to go to school twice cause I'd dream about school but ok fuck it I used to see the future but like it ruins shit cause I'll go see a new movie like avengers end game like months before it comes out it got aggravating tbh but I also smoked mad weed in high school like 5 blunts a day 2 in the mornin and 3 after school I mean I was out smoking my father and my uncle and I'd lay down really numb and high listening to pink floyds hole in the wall on max volume so I did have a lot of let's say perfect times to be dabbling in soothsaying but at least now I don't get omen dreams about how people are gonna die and lemme tell you It's not fun experiencing a living persons death 1.it hurts 2.It's scary as shit

  • @shanethornton4552
    @shanethornton4552 2 года назад +1184

    I put this on everytime I smoke too much amd start panicking. Works a treat when you realize how funny it is that youre even tweaking to begin with

    • @oliviaboatwright3826
      @oliviaboatwright3826 2 года назад +6

      I do the same thing

    • @z.eta.
      @z.eta. 2 года назад +4

      bro ong

    • @vorki820
      @vorki820 2 года назад +12

      This is why I'm here lmao

    • @cBodhi
      @cBodhi 2 года назад +22

      haha, i have an entire playlist i made of videos that make me laugh so much that it snaps me out a weed panic lol and this video is definitely on it!

    • @keke555788
      @keke555788 2 года назад +1

      Exactly what i did, thank god this song exists

  • @natehawk3629
    @natehawk3629 3 года назад +2917

    Picking out snacks when you're high at the gas station is like the hardest thing ever, lol.

    • @brzi251
      @brzi251 3 года назад +216

      Me and my homies went at the gas station to get coffee on the vending machine high as fuck. For the machine to make 1 coffee it took like 20 25 secs and while we waiting one of the homies says: the vending machine is installing gta v bro, thats why its taking so long and we burst out laughing and everyone was looking at us like wtf

    • @natehawk3629
      @natehawk3629 3 года назад +18

      @@brzi251 that's pretty good. 😅

    • @Peeps1368
      @Peeps1368 3 года назад +10

      @@brzi251 thanks for sharing😂

    • @Rebirthof420
      @Rebirthof420 3 года назад +9

      @@brzi251 That shit made my day this song slapping

    • @brzi251
      @brzi251 3 года назад +9

      @@Rebirthof420 i got so many funny high stories with my homies bruv, like everytime we smoke some funny shit happens

  • @marianarivera2858
    @marianarivera2858 10 месяцев назад +1

    this song never needed to be this long

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 5 лет назад +977

    Getting angry at Doritos because of the loud crunch.

    • @pazecs
      @pazecs 5 лет назад +14

      alZiiHardstylez holy fuck relatable

    • @gdog0414
      @gdog0414 5 лет назад +5

      Nobody like this comment

    • @noah_hill1083
      @noah_hill1083 4 года назад

      Bruh same

    • @loremgamez7844
      @loremgamez7844 4 года назад +1

      alZiiHardstylez I do that sober

  • @lizzygilmore7247
    @lizzygilmore7247 5 лет назад +90

    "I'm like uncomfortably high." I feel that.

  • @577-u2e
    @577-u2e 5 лет назад +534

    “ Gotta shit but the path to the bathroom is complex”
    - this is too real

    • @firstname4476
      @firstname4476 5 лет назад +3

      577 once I smoked so much , I was so reflexed I couldn’t get up. So I peed in my friends flower pot .

    • @cameronmays5422
      @cameronmays5422 5 лет назад +5

      One time I was at my house confused why the escalator wasnt moving when I realised it was actually stairs

    • @julians7613
      @julians7613 5 лет назад

      Damn bro i can relate to this rn

  • @julietklopper79
    @julietklopper79 10 месяцев назад +1

    this needs to be on spotify😭😭

    • @alecconaway2100
      @alecconaway2100 10 месяцев назад

      only seeing this comment 6 hours ago is crazy lmaoooo

    • @julietklopper79
      @julietklopper79 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@alecconaway2100 i keep remembering it exists and then im like oh lets see if its on spotify and its still not😭😭

  • @saramerrell5238
    @saramerrell5238 5 лет назад +1494

    “Took a scary shower” I’ve been there😂

  • @ohitseli3095
    @ohitseli3095 2 года назад +73

    I remember as a kid not knowing how truly accurate this vid is now I’m old enough to experience this at least once a month

    • @Dextrome
      @Dextrome Год назад +7

      lol other way around here.. I only experienced this when I first started smoking as a kid

  • @JacobWolfman
    @JacobWolfman 5 лет назад +767

    I was also concerned about those chicken nuggets since the first verse.

    • @kinzieclausen1350
      @kinzieclausen1350 5 лет назад +6

      Jacob Wolfman holy shit same

    • @golemizer1018
      @golemizer1018 5 лет назад +7

      LOL RIP all because he forgot about them and burned the whole house down.

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 5 лет назад +1

      It's all I could think about throughout the video.

    • @234jamaica
      @234jamaica 5 лет назад

      Haha same i burned so much food while being high af

    • @TheChiIIer
      @TheChiIIer 5 лет назад +1

      I'm 5

  • @googleitdepartment1371
    @googleitdepartment1371 2 месяца назад +5

    Who’s watching this in 2035 ?!🙏🏻 still a banger

  • @lilyeezie2511
    @lilyeezie2511 5 лет назад +2643

    Coincidentally watched this on 4/20/19

  • @lonjasgordas4186
    @lonjasgordas4186 4 года назад +991

    Y’all ever been so high y’all start to think they laced it 🤣

    • @1337RZN
      @1337RZN 4 года назад +31

      Yup, to many times😂🙌🏽

    • @unknownuser6124
      @unknownuser6124 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @tonguepetals
      @tonguepetals 4 года назад +35

      Convinced there was cocaine in my weed. Jesus Christ, I don’t want to be high anymore.

    • @lonjasgordas4186
      @lonjasgordas4186 4 года назад +46

      Lolita Dolorosa I remember praying to the lord to get the high off me 🤣🤣

    • @jasp9661
      @jasp9661 4 года назад +9

      Yep, edible

  • @brzi251
    @brzi251 3 года назад +1328

    I was rolling my 3rd joint in my car and when i finished i put it on my ear. I was looking for it till i gave up and rolled another one and tried to put it again on my ear and thats when i found my other joint lmao

  • @JesusKristersson11
    @JesusKristersson11 4 месяца назад +3

    Why is this NOT ON SPOTIFY 2024????

    • @Talkactive-h8j
      @Talkactive-h8j 4 месяца назад +2

      Hell yeah man fuck youtube and all their ads

    • @Hoody_Squanchy420
      @Hoody_Squanchy420 22 дня назад

      He doesn’t own the beat. The beat is owned by “the game”

  • @mjaysounds
    @mjaysounds 6 лет назад +448

    Legend has it the nuggets from the first verse are still burning in the oven to this day... 😂

    • @CarlosGarcia-wf3hs
      @CarlosGarcia-wf3hs 6 лет назад

      MJAY (;

    • @timjread3135
      @timjread3135 6 лет назад +4

      SAVE THE NUGGETS

    • @KyricZ30
      @KyricZ30 6 лет назад +7

      You know what's funny........I don't think he even turned the oven on. I mean my high ass would definitely forget 😂😂

    • @CrimsonDeadly
      @CrimsonDeadly 6 лет назад

      brilliant lol

    • @krozlee3443
      @krozlee3443 6 лет назад

      Man this reoccurring joke is just not funny

  • @tatianaflucker9417
    @tatianaflucker9417 10 лет назад +654

    Dear Lil Dicky,
    Thank you for teaching me there is such a thing as being Too High. I reached my limit last night and a similar experience to this. Anyway, just thought I'd share that with you. I had to remember this song existed to come back to planet earth.

    • @venomtang
      @venomtang 10 лет назад +10

      ***** say word, you read this stuff? is it possible to upload the instrumental to Soundcloud? for getting lit and freestyling with the homies, would be great if you could! I shared White dude on fb and ppl think its hilarious

    • @Paul-Squared78
      @Paul-Squared78 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Yo Lil Dicky an instrumental of this would be the bomb

    • @mercurius0
      @mercurius0 10 лет назад +40

      venomchris
      He only replies to hot chicks.

    • @venomtang
      @venomtang 10 лет назад +1

      mercurius0 I just said read this stuff, he doesn't need to reply

    • @viogitz
      @viogitz 10 лет назад

      ***** man the positions change are the best mostly :)))))but im against porn especially when high it seems verrrrry weirddd buhhh... cheers from Israel :)

  • @bryanbrady7259
    @bryanbrady7259 3 года назад +957

    Why the heck isn’t this on Spotify after 7 YEARS! Spotify slacking.

    • @jordantague9059
      @jordantague9059 3 года назад +2

      Ayye

    • @vinnylembo7355
      @vinnylembo7355 3 года назад +37

      Spotify takes a big L for missing out on this fire song and “Ex boyfriend”

    • @kylelongstaff
      @kylelongstaff 3 года назад +35

      im like 99% sure the artist/producer has to upload the song to spotify.

    • @Artofficial1986
      @Artofficial1986 3 года назад +14

      Why are you on spotify; shit is wack - you're better than that and I wish you knew that Bryan.

    • @TheGreyGhost_of43rd
      @TheGreyGhost_of43rd 3 года назад +7

      7 YEARS and you haven't got rid of Spotify yet?!! Can't even spell his own name right brian slackin! RUclips premium the only way

  • @JOKER-wl5jx
    @JOKER-wl5jx 7 дней назад +1

    STILL HERE IN 2025😂😂😂🎉🎉

  • @crono3339
    @crono3339 4 года назад +514

    Dude finally a rap about smoking weed that isn't an annoying skinny dude with neck tats lookin too cool smoking a blunt. This is way more accurate haha

    • @imnotwadewilsonsee3656
      @imnotwadewilsonsee3656 4 года назад +8

      Crono 333 Afro man colt 45

    • @crono3339
      @crono3339 4 года назад +4

      of course but man that was 20 years ago haha.

    • @imnotwadewilsonsee3656
      @imnotwadewilsonsee3656 4 года назад +3

      Wasn’t sure from your comment. Lol. Just saying. Both are great

    • @now-zw6in
      @now-zw6in 4 года назад

      SAD

    • @dopeman420
      @dopeman420 4 года назад

      Mgk hatin ass bitch stfu before I whoop that ass...

  • @jaydenvallin9470
    @jaydenvallin9470 2 года назад +98

    this song actually calms me down when i'm like gone from this world knowing im not the only one

  • @maddieseivertson5383
    @maddieseivertson5383 3 года назад +544

    "i'm about to call my mom up and tell her whats up" my favorite line

    • @shaunaturner2409
      @shaunaturner2409 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @5ilentDisco
      @5ilentDisco 3 года назад

      indeed ! lmao xD

    • @REFoUoG
      @REFoUoG 3 года назад +15

      I seriously called my Nana one time I was so lit! Was looking for some comfort I was wigging out! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gracefitzgerald2227
      @gracefitzgerald2227 3 года назад +12

      I don’t even smoke but my “friend” spiked my muffins. Totally bugged out and my poor mom had to talk me down for over an hour. I’m 48

    • @nesamdoom
      @nesamdoom 3 года назад +1

      @@REFoUoG I've called my mum a couple times and told her I was way fucked, and she was super cool and got me back to chill so I could get back to a decent place and pass out.

  • @automaticfist8624
    @automaticfist8624 4 месяца назад

    Lovely youtube recommendation 11 years later and still a masterpiece!!

  • @spiritworker903
    @spiritworker903 2 года назад +122

    Loving this 20 years after quitting weed.
    You won't EVER forget that feeling of too much :)

    • @rickyd3787
      @rickyd3787 2 года назад +4

      Same here... the video and lyrics are so spot on I'm feeling high and paranoid and weird at the same time... that's enough RUclips for today

    • @benitomussolini7436
      @benitomussolini7436 2 года назад +12

      I know you miss the euphoric relaxation from marijuana 💚💚💚💚💚💚🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃

    • @nickclark18
      @nickclark18 2 года назад +1

      @y Steady yepp. They WISH they could take this better quality weed they have out now

    • @blahundviking
      @blahundviking Год назад +3

      I used to have insane tolerance but after quitting can't get back into it the same everytime is to high now lol

  • @chrizmerk756
    @chrizmerk756 5 лет назад +249

    One time i was so high. I asked if my homey could turn the music down. He laughed and said it's been off for like an hour.

    • @isaacjones748
      @isaacjones748 5 лет назад +23

      we once watched a whole episode of friends laughing our asses off before someone realised the sound wasn't on

    • @kmack5382
      @kmack5382 5 лет назад +12

      You so high you spelled homie wrong😭😭

    • @canofbeans7077
      @canofbeans7077 5 лет назад +6

      I got high last night with my friend and he was showing me his air fryer. He put some food in it and turned it on and I said "was that a waffle or ramen noodles?" and he said "jonah... that was a chicken patty"

    • @devinjoseph3895
      @devinjoseph3895 5 лет назад +1

      One time I was so high I was convinced we were in Greece. We were in Canada.

    • @r3mixfreak946
      @r3mixfreak946 5 лет назад +3

      One time we were about 7 people at my home and we listened to the same song for two hours. Nobody realised it was the same fucking song playing all the time, lul

  • @notastoner3556
    @notastoner3556 4 года назад +305

    Everyone who smokes knows what its like to overthink and get sweaty palms and panic and stuff. I don't get it so often anymore, but I still do sometimes when I consume large amounts. I think I like the thought of getting high and smoking weed more than actually enjoying the high itself to a certain degree rofl

    • @MrJaguar770
      @MrJaguar770 4 года назад +24

      Same here. It's a great feeling and we've adapted to the panic response since we already know that we can get through it without anything happening other than being super high lol

    • @rogervc1665
      @rogervc1665 4 года назад +7

      It also depends on the % of THC, not many people can handle high amounts

    • @notastoner3556
      @notastoner3556 4 года назад +11

      @@rogervc1665 For sure, some strains tend to make me more relaxed than others, even tho I kinda feel the same on every single one

    • @notastoner3556
      @notastoner3556 4 года назад +1

      @@MrJaguar770 Yeah 100%

    • @zekkopata4357
      @zekkopata4357 4 года назад +3

      hell yeah haha

  • @CaylieSeelbach
    @CaylieSeelbach 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Praying that I make it" so real 😭🙏🏻

  • @awesomehawaiian1
    @awesomehawaiian1 6 лет назад +1778

    2006: Mala - Changes
    2012: The Game - Holy Water
    2013: Lil Dicky - Too High
    2015: XXXTentacion - Look at me!

  • @h_aye1866
    @h_aye1866 5 лет назад +1155

    To do list :
    Get high while listening to this song

  • @theogdirkdiggler
    @theogdirkdiggler 4 года назад +936

    Who's high AF in quarantine?
    I'm tripping now!

  • @OdysseusAD
    @OdysseusAD 9 месяцев назад +30

    Been so high I’ve been waiting on stop signs to turn green

  • @michaelbeatty4475
    @michaelbeatty4475 4 года назад +240

    "Took a scary shower" gets me every time

  • @2KRetro
    @2KRetro 4 года назад +493

    Would all stoners please rise for the anthem of 4/20
    Or stay seated if you're too high...

    • @heightoncovey9722
      @heightoncovey9722 4 года назад

      Y2K Retro I will not get up because my back Is so bad right now but I’m out of weed i would be sranding right now

    • @jaxonsmyth7533
      @jaxonsmyth7533 4 года назад

      Too high

    • @thomastarver6684
      @thomastarver6684 4 года назад

      I stood up, walked around the corner and just lost control of my legs

    • @ImScxrn
      @ImScxrn 4 года назад +4

      Had to dislike to keep it on 420 likes lmao

    • @2KRetro
      @2KRetro 4 года назад

      Frightfulbrute A real one 💪🏼

  • @Piper259
    @Piper259 10 лет назад +140

    Sometimes the path to the bathroom is just too damn complex. Been there dude.

    • @Piper259
      @Piper259 10 лет назад

      Lol.

    • @TWOSIXFIVE
      @TWOSIXFIVE 10 лет назад +4

      i get what i call "the concrete suit" i cant move for hours hahaha

    • @ultras3333
      @ultras3333 10 лет назад +1

      Mateusz M Its literally a lyric from the song youre commenting on

    • @Piper259
      @Piper259 9 лет назад

      Sativa's the shit.

    • @Piper259
      @Piper259 9 лет назад

      Tis the best way!

  • @jasonmilly3320
    @jasonmilly3320 3 года назад +46

    A rare rap I can actually relate to. I come back to this frequently.

  • @bucsfan03
    @bucsfan03 4 года назад +1154

    Y’all ever be high and have to hype urself up to move

  • @mikemayor3759
    @mikemayor3759 5 лет назад +569

    most real shit ive ever heard. this all basically happens when u get too high on sht

    • @isaac.c__7659
      @isaac.c__7659 5 лет назад +1

      Mike Mayor exactly

    • @macironiminer9338
      @macironiminer9338 5 лет назад

      Mikael expect when you get Greened out

    • @gabemillikan524
      @gabemillikan524 5 лет назад +5

      Or when u smoking and you not supposed to be and your paranoid asf

    • @killshotshottie7431
      @killshotshottie7431 5 лет назад +4

      "No such thing as too high" we all know how this man gon' die

    • @jacksparrow-kj2qq
      @jacksparrow-kj2qq 5 лет назад

      @Mikael try some mescaline, then preach your bs

  • @IanStockwell-if7sl
    @IanStockwell-if7sl Месяц назад +1

    Still hurts like a home 1000 miles away

  • @bryanoconnor435
    @bryanoconnor435 5 лет назад +320

    You know you’re too fried when you’re tryin to put the bottle cap on the water bottle and it keeps falling off every time, only to realize you’re screwing it on backwards.

    • @scopzzbeast126
      @scopzzbeast126 5 лет назад +7

      Bryan O'Connor fr bro that’s happened to me so many times

    • @garrettrollins1416
      @garrettrollins1416 5 лет назад +6

      i do that normally

    • @olixikonjade1409
      @olixikonjade1409 5 лет назад +2

      @Bryan O'Connor Or while taking a chaser with a shot & trying to put the wrong cap on for 10 seconds plus, then looking down & going "Fuuuuuuck"

    • @codyminecrack248
      @codyminecrack248 5 лет назад +1

      I do that drunk... Only to realize I threw the cap and i'm screwing on nothing

    • @snappy164
      @snappy164 4 года назад +1

      @@olixikonjade1409 sorry mate but what fucking alien language are you speaking here

  • @destineyweigel7645
    @destineyweigel7645 8 лет назад +123

    Literally this song explains everything so perfectly

  • @Ntah_c
    @Ntah_c 5 лет назад +292

    I've been so high i needed to wash my hands so I took a shower

    • @KingSavage-dm5wl
      @KingSavage-dm5wl 5 лет назад +3

      Ya and wasted your buzz lol

    • @virgie4715
      @virgie4715 5 лет назад +1

      KingSavage1487 I stg I thought that it was just me that lost their high after a shower 🙈

    • @KingSavage-dm5wl
      @KingSavage-dm5wl 5 лет назад +1

      @@virgie4715 ya if yur still stoned after a shower your trippin of somethin else lmfao

    • @raeesudin2212
      @raeesudin2212 5 лет назад

      Brooo sameeee

    • @jacobalvarado6221
      @jacobalvarado6221 5 лет назад

      👀 finna put this to the test now ...results in a few

  • @manuelcruz6932
    @manuelcruz6932 27 дней назад

    This song is even better when you're lit

  • @officersully2740
    @officersully2740 4 года назад +1339

    This is the only actual description of the first time smoking weed is like

    • @amircreatesthings
      @amircreatesthings 4 года назад +53

      First time u barely feel it

    • @puffpuffpass3214
      @puffpuffpass3214 4 года назад +48

      @@amircreatesthings it depends on the person. For me I got high af

    • @The_One_0_0
      @The_One_0_0 4 года назад +65

      @@puffpuffpass3214 no it don't the person who didn't get high the first time just didn't know how to smoke😂💯

    • @The_One_0_0
      @The_One_0_0 4 года назад +15

      @Bunt Cakes your corney for caring so much about a emoji😂 like wtf

    • @The_One_0_0
      @The_One_0_0 4 года назад +4

      @Bunt Cakes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @memorablehandle
    @memorablehandle 4 года назад +956

    It's so trippy seeing him in the store without a mask lmfao. Simpler times

  • @sammywoose
    @sammywoose 4 года назад +669

    The only unrealistic part of this video is that he's trying to decide between a single twix or a single pack of m&ms

    • @michakozikowski7801
      @michakozikowski7801 4 года назад +39

      i always take both

    • @chunxzybear3845
      @chunxzybear3845 4 года назад +11

      Both bro

    • @barnacleboi2595
      @barnacleboi2595 4 года назад +7

      I wouldnt take both.
      Id take it all

    • @gabrielmccaleb2432
      @gabrielmccaleb2432 4 года назад +2

      I imagine this is possiable for rookies or dipshits

    • @tylertigno5443
      @tylertigno5443 4 года назад +7

      It’s funny to see his dilemma and when he I started arguing about it for even a millisecond I realized it is a complex decision if that’s all the money you have for one snack

  • @paytriot9500
    @paytriot9500 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is like the most relatable song ever.

  • @knitwe
    @knitwe 4 года назад +1277

    one time i was hotboxing with a friend and we both fell asleep right away. once we woke up we were still hella blasted and my friend said he wants a snack so i went into my kitchen to get something. we had a lot of stuff like chocolate and chips and whatsoever. but my high ass thought it was a good idea to give him a fucking raw potato. i even took the time to PEEL it before. he took a bite and was like "that potato hella nasty man"

    • @benjib3909
      @benjib3909 4 года назад +104

      Lol your brain was on raw potato status

    • @Ben24soccer
      @Ben24soccer 4 года назад +72

      Thank you for sharing this lol

    • @knitwe
      @knitwe 4 года назад +9

      @@benjib3909 absolutely

    • @Naman_bhawakar
      @Naman_bhawakar 4 года назад +40

      Hahahaha had a good laugh reading this one

    • @ashleigh7257
      @ashleigh7257 4 года назад +17

      Omg this is the funniest comment