Those are all at least things that were printed in a set that you could buy packs of, two of which were actually set mechanics and one was an alternate art, as opposed to an un-set and some Secret Lairs.
That scene was born from Harrison Ford feeling like shit that day. There was supposed to be a fight scene and he says "can't I just shoot him?" and the scene was changed
I was on the fence with the TWD promo cards. But Goldbug really looks like some teenager's first experiments with custom cards. Couldn't Wizards at least give them an artwork that doesn't look like someone took a cropped random screenshot from their favorite cartoon show?
@@LSgaming201 They actually aren't, which is even sadder because it means WOTC paid artists to actually do that work just for it to look exactly like they didn't try at all.
Yes. Paradise We have created paradise on earth We deserve it for all the effort we put into it 😌😌😌 Truly we are the masters. Of the universe. And beyond
@@TheRealCalPerr most decks aren't running delver though they just kept the name. People are still trying and running delver but most tier decks have completely replaced it.
In all honesty, he would probably only need about as much dice as a normal commander player, since he'd be rolling a maximum of five dice from Centaur of Attention and just one D6 for everything else. Unless his deck also cares about +1/+1 counters or New Capenna counters, we don't see how he would need THAT many dice! ... We are filthy Unset players, ignore us.
Player: So this card is from the Walking Dead Maro: Correct Player: and these are from Street Fighter Maro: Bingo Player: And we have carnival attractions over here Maro: Darn tootin' Player: Warhammer??? Maro: Yeeeeeeeeeep Player: We got some D&D inspired stuff here, correct? Maro: Correct Player: I never saw Stranger Things but this guy is from it. Maro: Yepperoni Player: And that is some Lord of the Rings and Doctor Who stuff you got cooking Maro: Yo!! Player: And this guy, he's from Cairo as in Egypt??? Maro: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Rabiah!!!!!!!
The final line really brings it all together lol…. All the glamor and glitz of Magic’s weirder new products really don’t make an impact on legacy - at least so far.
It’s hilarious how no one is talking about how that’s completely not how attractions work You open them and roll to visit only on your next turn! So for anyone saying he blocks lethal damage with the balloon token - no, he doesn’t have it yet.
I like the ending, but this is the hell WotC has put us in. Props on using Legacy, being as "Vintage tournament" is the most mythical of all Wizards' creations.
@@rosavanopheusden5211 this comment section is full of people getting angry at cards that literally wont impact competitive formats. Let the funny man play his silly deck and if you dont like it then speak with your play group about it.
The only thing i mildly dislike about it is that other franchises dilute magics own identity slightly but like custom cards have been a thing for years
Acktually, stickers are additive (besides the power/toughness stickers), they don't replace any text on a card. So, it would be "Chun-Li, Countless Hot-Dog Kicks" or "Chun-Li, Countless Kicks Hot-Dog" 😉
Back in my Standard days I was a bit of a troll myself. Showed up at the M14 Gameday tournament with a JTMS playmat, blue sleeves with the blue magic symbol, and a deck box that had Counterspell on it. First round opponent chose to draw first thinking it was going to be a control match. I 2-0'ed the poor dude in 8 or 9 minutes playing mono red with 4 main deck Burning Earths.
Um, actually he can't change the name to "Chun-Li, countless hotdogs" because name stickers (all stickers that aren't power/toughness, actually) are additive. You can't replace part of the name; you can only add to it.
Um actually, the name stickers have to be added to the name not replace part of it. So it would be “Hog Dog Chun-Li, Countless Kicks”, “Chun-Li, Hot Dog Countless Kicks”, “Chun-Li, Countless Hot Dog Kicks”, or “Chun-Li, Countless Kicks Hot Dog”. Also when you open an attraction you don’t roll to visit, so he should not have gotten the Balloon token.
Lol you'd be surprised legacy isn't as OP as people think because of the countless answers to everything. I have done better with Light-paws in legacy than I have in modern. The board state can get pretty crazy at times.
@@Druidoftheyew ha ha fair but I've actually had close to that many turns in legacy. While it is rare it does happen. It's also a joke in more ways than one.
You don't roll to visit your attractions until your next precombat main phase, right? I'm not trying to nitpick, I just built a deck that uses attractions and really wished I could roll when I created them, but everything said only roll after your draw for turn.
When you go to a restaurant and order you entree, main and desert do you expect them to all be on the same plate blended into mix and served with tomato sauce on top?
After all that (Legacy-legal!) nonsense, the funniest part was still "untaps, flips his Delver, and swings for lethal." Nothing brings a smile to my face quite like it.
Love that even with all the crazy stuff going on, you’re still just gonna die to delver
Some things never change
@@Xenothios war never changes.
@@aaronjones6485
"war has changed" -Old Snake
I just want to know why he didn't block the delver with his flying balloon token
@@Fii-B Probably cause of removal
"untaps, flips delver, swings for lethal" chef's kiss
Chef's Kiss? Good card.
if thats turn 2 then what lowered the guys life
@@chrissettlemoir4503 Who said it was turn 2?
Balloon has flying so unless Delver got errata to have trample no win
Thought I heard turn 2 right after thrh cast chun li then prevents all damage then delved sweeps and wins
But Seth.. You forgot to play a kaiju, change Day to Night, and finally gain the City's Blessing for having 10 permanents!
Did somebody ever got the City's blessing in competetive legacy?
"play a kaiju"
Yugioh collab Secret lair Gamaciel/Dogoran confirmed...
Those are all at least things that were printed in a set that you could buy packs of, two of which were actually set mechanics and one was an alternate art, as opposed to an un-set and some Secret Lairs.
@@level20art50 You can buy packs for the unsets. Afaik the secret lair cards will get functional reprints in the future.
@@mahtorta2095 yes.
This is like the magic the Gathering equivalent of the scene in raiders of the Lost ark when Indy just shoots that guy.
That scene was born from Harrison Ford feeling like shit that day. There was supposed to be a fight scene and he says "can't I just shoot him?" and the scene was changed
Magic as Garfield intended.
Hold the lasagna
@@0urher0nik0 that's the new universe beyond.
one day we will have ante back… just as the doctor intended
@@fragbaitbeta Garfield universe themed magic. Cant wait for my Odie commander deck.
@@bunnyben5607 id unironically buy a garfield secret layer lol.
"Sure, I block with my balloon token"
sorry to burst your dreams izzet delver player
He didn't say delver was the only card he had on the battlefield.
I don't get it
He actually doesn’t have the balloon at that point, he will only roll to visit the attraction in his next turn, NOT after it’s opened
nah u just roll over and lose u weirdo.
The cardboard crack prophecy has come to pass
it could have been prevented but the community supported this product category
I was on the fence with the TWD promo cards.
But Goldbug really looks like some teenager's first experiments with custom cards.
Couldn't Wizards at least give them an artwork that doesn't look like someone took a cropped random screenshot from their favorite cartoon show?
@@LinkEX It is a screenshot from the TV show.
@@Interrobang212 Yeah, cause it's neat
@@LSgaming201 They actually aren't, which is even sadder because it means WOTC paid artists to actually do that work just for it to look exactly like they didn't try at all.
Humanity deserves the world it has created.
An absolute awesome world where a magic card called the most dangerous gamer exists and is legal? Nice
@@DimT670 consumer brain
Yes. Paradise
We have created paradise on earth
We deserve it for all the effort we put into it 😌😌😌
Truly we are the masters. Of the universe. And beyond
Gamer Tribal deck
@@Vitox96 If only silver border cards were tournament legal because a Gamer Tribal deck deserves it's rightful place atop legacy result listings.
The most unrealistic thing about this video is that enough people still play legacy.
I think there was a 1k recently
The weirdest part to me was a Delver flipping.
@@Miluric in legacy delver flips pretty consistently lol. Although it's outclassed and not ran in most decks anymore.
@@winssports4830 isn't UR delver like 1/6th of the meta?
That may not sound like a lot but it is for legacy
@@TheRealCalPerr most decks aren't running delver though they just kept the name. People are still trying and running delver but most tier decks have completely replaced it.
Just realized that a balloon can kill an elite vanguard (but he can kill two balloons let’s gooo)
If the opponent blocks with two ballons, they deserve to die.
"Alright! The opponent is at 1 life and all they have to defend themselves is....a red balloon.
Elite vanguard...ATTACK!"
Emrakul: “ what??? 15 balloons?! Noooo….. i’m dead!!!!”
@@AT-il2ej Remy please get on it
That also means a red balloon can kill two little girls
not the card game we want, but the one we deserve
you forgot the thousands of dice he brought
In all honesty, he would probably only need about as much dice as a normal commander player, since he'd be rolling a maximum of five dice from Centaur of Attention and just one D6 for everything else. Unless his deck also cares about +1/+1 counters or New Capenna counters, we don't see how he would need THAT many dice!
... We are filthy Unset players, ignore us.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Same here 😔
Ah, sweet. Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension!
The most unrealistic part of this is that someone would still be playing Delver of Secrets in their “Delver” deck.
lol its 4 of in legacy delver
@@lukebradley5700 the metagame swerved hard away from Delver for a while toward Deluzean Control when Iteration was printed.
@@lukebradley5700 there are no Delvers in UR Delver anymore, they've been power crept out
@@OneDemonsAdvocate legacy delver plays four delvers lol
I would say it is 50-50 on UR tempo/cantrips ""delver"" or whatever you want to call it playing actual delver and not brazen borrowers
Ngl, chun li countless hot dogs also made me laugh
Even though that’s not how name stickers work. They never replace a word, only ever add. So it would be Chun-Li, countless hotdogs kicks.
@@IsaacMyers1 ok Isaac
@@IsaacMyers1even better
"I'll block with the 1/1 balloon I made" "so anway..."
A man….. you mean Timmy. His name is Timmy.
Player: So this card is from the Walking Dead
Maro: Correct
Player: and these are from Street Fighter
Maro: Bingo
Player: And we have carnival attractions over here
Maro: Darn tootin'
Player: Warhammer???
Maro: Yeeeeeeeeeep
Player: We got some D&D inspired stuff here, correct?
Maro: Correct
Player: I never saw Stranger Things but this guy is from it.
Maro: Yepperoni
Player: And that is some Lord of the Rings and Doctor Who stuff you got cooking
Maro: Yo!!
Player: And this guy, he's from Cairo as in Egypt???
Maro: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Rabiah!!!!!!!
MtG Version of the Aristocrats ❤
That’s the deck name
Pumpkin Escobar:
I don't know what the F*** you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart.
Seth had me in the first half, Not gonna lie.
I miss the 2008-2015 era of Legacy...such a healthier time in the Legacy community
I too miss Sensei's Diving Top before Monastery Mentor
Try Heritage
@@_cephalotus4187 Woooo didn't even know this was a thing! Thanks!
And I am 100% rooting for the guy with the flipped Delver.
You only roll for attractions at the beginning of your pre-combat main phase (same timing as sagas)
Don't you roll when one is opened and then also on your upkeep?
@@MTGGoldfish Nope, only if a card says to "roll to visit your attractions", opening one just puts it on the battlefield
@@MTGGoldfish that would’ve indeed been much better, but unfortunately no
The final line really brings it all together lol…. All the glamor and glitz of Magic’s weirder new products really don’t make an impact on legacy - at least so far.
It's not about the win, Seth, it's about sending a message.
Some things never change, death, taxes, delver
This is like the mtg version of the old aristocrats joke. I like it!
Actually you don't get to roll to visit an attraction until the following turn.
And that's why the delver player swings for lethal, otherwise the ballon cound block
To be fair it seems like the first guy is having more fun than the guy just playing delver
Incredible setup for an all too true punchline
It’s hilarious how no one is talking about how that’s completely not how attractions work
You open them and roll to visit only on your next turn!
So for anyone saying he blocks lethal damage with the balloon token - no, he doesn’t have it yet.
Delver player does not call a judge for game win, Skill issue. Unsurprising from an Agro player to not uderstand the board.
universes beyond may come and go, but delver is forever
I had a stroke trying to follow this
I like the ending, but this is the hell WotC has put us in. Props on using Legacy, being as "Vintage tournament" is the most mythical of all Wizards' creations.
ah yes, the absolute hell of "having non-competitive jank cards with famous characters on them"
@@rosavanopheusden5211 this comment section is full of people getting angry at cards that literally wont impact competitive formats. Let the funny man play his silly deck and if you dont like it then speak with your play group about it.
The only thing i mildly dislike about it is that other franchises dilute magics own identity slightly but like custom cards have been a thing for years
Have a vintage tournament?
And expose that they have cards that cost more than my car?
@@llamarama6976 I don’t have to see custom cards to compete in my carotid formats is the difference.
*blocks with balloon*!!!
Nailed most everything wrong from the last year in one short scenario. Beautifully done.
Balloon blocks delver.
This made me physically ill. Welcome to Monopoly: the Gathering.
Acktually, stickers are additive (besides the power/toughness stickers), they don't replace any text on a card. So, it would be "Chun-Li, Countless Hot-Dog Kicks" or "Chun-Li, Countless Kicks Hot-Dog" 😉
What did hotdogs even do to Chun-li?
This is horrific to think about. I get its a "child's card game" (Thanks Crimm), but it does make Magic kinda feel like a meme now.
Makes me glad I stopped playing
Back in my Standard days I was a bit of a troll myself. Showed up at the M14 Gameday tournament with a JTMS playmat, blue sleeves with the blue magic symbol, and a deck box that had Counterspell on it. First round opponent chose to draw first thinking it was going to be a control match. I 2-0'ed the poor dude in 8 or 9 minutes playing mono red with 4 main deck Burning Earths.
Um, actually he can't change the name to "Chun-Li, countless hotdogs" because name stickers (all stickers that aren't power/toughness, actually) are additive. You can't replace part of the name; you can only add to it.
"Flips his delver and swings for lethal" the best
You forgot the Fortnite Boogie Bomb
I have been out of the loop so long that I have no idea whether any of these cards are real or fake
They're real.....
Unfortunately. >
Each and every one was real...
"So what do they call this act?"
"Magic the Gathering"
That 1/1 balloon token has flying, so he can block and prolong the game
Um actually, the name stickers have to be added to the name not replace part of it. So it would be “Hog Dog Chun-Li, Countless Kicks”, “Chun-Li, Hot Dog Countless Kicks”, “Chun-Li, Countless Hot Dog Kicks”, or “Chun-Li, Countless Kicks Hot Dog”.
Also when you open an attraction you don’t roll to visit, so he should not have gotten the Balloon token.
Judge!
Chun Li would become Chun Li, Countless Kicks Hot Dog
You are right, now remove the sticker again and your Chun Li would become ... worthless ;)
Tell me you've never played legacy without telling me you've never played legacy
Table flip would have been the justified response 😈
I feel like changing to name to Countless Hot Dogs is an underrated joke here
I don't know what that was but it was AWESOME!
He’s got the balloon as a blocker, he’s all good
Can't wait till the Dr who and more cards make this even crazier
Let me just quote Corrin in
SSBU rq: “……Good.”
Turns out we are in the best timeline
I really hope to see a 2024 version of this now that we have cards like “The One Ring” and “Nuka Cola Machine”
This is Universes Beyond MTG, ladies and gentlemen. It isn't the future of our game, it's the now.... 😢.
At least Delver is still swinging, though.
Who would win: all of wotcs set mechanics over the past 5 years, or one flying delver boy.
😂”The Most Dangerous Gamer”
The Fortnite of Vampire: The Eternal Struggles.
Uhm actually I can declare my balloon as a blocker my turn we’ll roll for attractions. 😂
I think you meant to say "a legend sits down to play legacy".
This is a good meme
"what do you call this deck?"
"the aristocrats"
I went to a legacy tournament a couple of weeks ago. I had my hermione granger sleeves and no play mat lol
Thank god he got his 1/1 flying balloon
Unbelievable I don't think the board would ever get this far in legacy
Lol you'd be surprised legacy isn't as OP as people think because of the countless answers to everything. I have done better with Light-paws in legacy than I have in modern. The board state can get pretty crazy at times.
@@winssports4830 I was more saying it sounded like a turn 10-12 board state with the cards mentioned and colors/cards needed
@@Druidoftheyew ha ha fair but I've actually had close to that many turns in legacy. While it is rare it does happen. It's also a joke in more ways than one.
@@winssports4830 oh I know it's just silly what legacy can look like now a day
@@Druidoftheyew true enough but most of these cards won't ever make an impact on the format lol.
The fact that he could play Goldbug, which isn't out yet, is ridiculous
My man has a blocker that 3/2 bug isn't killing him today this was funny tho
I was not expecting to see a street fighter character in a mtg card
Waiting for the mtg accurate cover of the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Just goes to show, in magic you can either: have fun playing the game, or win the game.
Would 1000% build and run this deck at a legacy tournament in some random LGS, go 0-4, *and never be seen or heard from again*
That's on you for playing Legacy.
Yeah but was It day or night when It happened? (In the game)
Is this a true story? Why not block with balloon?
Because it was a illegal play
Because there’s a mistake in the video, he can’t have the balloon at that point
the ending was the best!
Block with the ballon?
He doesn’t have the ballon yet, that’s not how attractions work
My favorite part is that his opponent got him below 3 with an unflipped delver before all of this
You don't roll to visit your attractions until your next precombat main phase, right? I'm not trying to nitpick, I just built a deck that uses attractions and really wished I could roll when I created them, but everything said only roll after your draw for turn.
Satisfaction....
I like the ending to this story.
I don't even recognize my once favorite game.
This reminds me ProZD card game parody videos.
What! The balloon can chump block!
One won. One is a winner
Some horror stories doe have a happy ending ^^
He can block with the balloon token!!!’
Am I missing something or can the balloon token block the flipped delver
The most far-fetched thing there was the flipping the Delver ;)
Real men use unflipped delver to beat down lethal
You could block the delver with the ballon 😃 it has flying 😂
Why didn’t he block delver with his ballon token?
When you go to a restaurant and order you entree, main and desert do you expect them to all be on the same plate blended into mix and served with tomato sauce on top?
After all that (Legacy-legal!) nonsense, the funniest part was still "untaps, flips his Delver, and swings for lethal." Nothing brings a smile to my face quite like it.
Omg 5 seconds in and I had to dip. My earssss