Ex Guardsman here, 22 years service. I fully understand your feelings Mark, thats why ive never taken the tour myself, kniwing well how the household operates!
@@benfletcher9659 Absolutely not Ben. As loyal as the day is long. Thays not to say I love the Royal family like a lemming, but I do love my country, its people and its history warts and all. Its the same flr me as loving your family of which some relationships within can be strained. We always hope we can improve upon suvh things, but we should never wish them away.
Ladies and gentlemen,Dr. Mark Felton, world class historian and part time stand up comedian. The English "dry wit" is on full display in this episode. Well done Mark! Many thanks.
"But if having the face of a smacked-ass and the customer service skills of the Gestapo are the prerequisites for employment, the palace has certainly met its recruitment goals". I think that is now officially the greatest burn in history. Dr. Felton, please tell me you wrote that in a Yelp review.
@deftone1 wait, he can? Sovereign immunity for heads of state *is* a thing under international law, but it generally *only* covers the stuff you do *as* head of state.
"Sort of what I imagined Liberace's house looked like" - although photos were forbidden, the picture this phrase painted is priceless! Thank you for such a terrific review!
@@JimMac23 👍👍👍 Yes, although I understand he had both a white grand piano with subtle gold pinstriping, a Lucite grand piano and a swimming pool in the shape of a grand piano. But certainly a more restrained use of gilt.
As a Yank who served as the Assistant US Army Attaché in our Embassy London 1997-2000, I can attest the best day my wife and kids had was NOT at Buckingham Palace, but Blenheim Palace outside of London. The birthplace of Sir Winston Churchill, the palace is gorgeous and we spent the day picnicking in the fields, where sheep grazed, and there were ponds and a small train we could ride around the estate. And of course an English maze that was easy to get lost in. No big crowds, not as many tourists, it made for a relaxing and lovely day. I’ll never forget it.
How charming. I grew up about 4 miles from Woodstock and Blenheim Palace was always my favourite place to visit as a boy. I'm happy to know it's still got that magic today
Blenheim; Chatsworth and Longleat are well worth it, as is the house in Port Lympne zoo (Folkestone) which was an officer's mess during the battle of Britain.
I've never wanted to be a big youtuber until I watched this video and realised how Mark's hardwork gave him an audience of millions to leave a scathing and wonderful review. 10/10
Highly developed? Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour, I enjoy it but don't go on thinking you're world class comedians because you know about sarcasm.
Nothing short of brilliant. "If having a face like a smacked ass and the customer service skills of the Gestapo are prerequisites for employment, the Palace has certainly met its recruitment goals." That alone gets you into the reviewer hall of fame, Dr Felton.
What a review. I never thought Dr. Felton would make me chuckle with remarks like "Faces like slapped Arses", customer service worthy of the Gestapo, etc. Brilliant. I hope Dr. Felton can do some more reviews with this blatant, no punches pulled stark reality approach.
Dr. Felton displays his thorough grasp of that famous British sense of humour. I don't think I"ve ever had as many laughs watching one of his videos. 🤣
I took my mother on the tour - she's 86 and the staff absolutely couldn't have been kinder to her. One even asked if she'd like to sit down and they offered to bring a chair. She already knew about the lack of washrooms (she has a bladder condition too, so always checks in advance) but was fine on the day and really enjoyed her visit. I guess everyone gets a different experience but the staff when we visited were polite and kind. There was certainly a nice atmosphere throughout.
Funnily enough I had a similar experience some years ago. I thought the staff were great, although I assumed they were young friendly uni students dressed in nice uniforms to help out with the crowds at Buckingham Palace over the summer break.
I too have had a good experience, visiting the Palace, twice as I took advantage of the one year re-entry pass. Most of the staff were perfectly nice, some were a little bored, but none were rude. It was certainly less crowded than many high-profile art exhibitions I’ve visited, and I had no difficulty looking at paintings or artefacts up close. As for the lack of toilets the plumbing (and electrics) are notoriously bad in the Palace (which is why it’s going through a multi-million Pound upgrade), and I imagine it’s very difficult to retrofit toilets and even more so the plumbing, to cater for that many people in a listed building.
The script is hilarious. In my mind, I can see John Cleese stating the silly rules, marshalling the visitors from room to room and berating them for any perceived non-compliance. True Monty Python material.
I don't think the palace could accommodate the volume of patrons if it had a Monty Python style tour. Tourists backpack knocks over a priceless vase, "this but a chip". Then there is the possible hilarity when, after pointing out 20 times there are no public lavatories in the palace, guests continually demand the lavatory for an emergency. Vases, closets, windows etc.
" I paid for a tour of the place with my wife" Outstanding. I didn't know they would accept a wife, but that solves one of my problems and I get a tour of Buckingham Palace as well. Brilliant!
I laughed out loud and startled my cat!. I always liked Liberace, his tongue was firmly in cheek and being ostentatious is what Vegas is all about. So I just go there if I want it. In London I'll save the thirty quid for a pub tour
And, the good doctor saved me a trip from California. 🙂Seriously, though, the UK, and London specifically, is on my bucket list and it's good know that I can skip this tour and waste that money on something else. It sounds even worse that the tour of the Denver Mint my wife and I did about 15 years ago. Government employees almost always make terrible tour guides.
@@skysurfer5cva Check out the museums and galleries, most of which are free, except a few special exhibitions. Everything else in London is mega expensive. You need to remortgage your house for a coffee. However there is absolutely loads to do and see. Also it's important to remember London isn't Britain or even England. There are loads of great places outside London, the people are friendlier and the prices much cheaper, especially the further North you go.
"Out the exit pour large numbers of newly converted British Republicans and bemused Americans thanking their lucky stars for 1776." Freaking hilarious 😂
The brilliance of Mark Felton as a historian is well known. Now we may add comedian and biting satirist to his resume as well. This piece was worthy of The Onion. Great stuff!
What began as a scathing review, quickly evolved into another fabulous war story from Dr. Mark Felton, complete with an incredible tale of human suffering and perseverance. 😂 Bravo! 🙌🤣
This is one of the greatest examples of the angry Saxon man shakes fist at the Norman conquerors I've ever seen. Laughing my ass off...thank you Dr. Felton.
That was one wonderful and entertaining rant. You just saved me some future irritation, because Buckingham Palace was one my "visit eventually" list. Thank you very much, Mark Felton!
@@PROVOCATEURSK Neither can the loyalists, Brits use a bizarre mix of metric and imperial depending on the somewhat arbitrary situation and context, not just metric.
As a Brit mate,non of this surprises me,my late old man served in The Royal Navy during World War 11 under the late Philip of Greece who was (Jimmie the One during the war for a time on Wallace) Philip never changed,he was a typical RN Officer,his comments often met with disaproval. Dad and my brother and I loved it. Like the late Jack Lemmon in a certain type of movie,he knew how to rant.
Dr. Felton, if you ever need a “break” from preparing historical videos, may I humbly suggest you review restaurants, movies, or anything else that you have recently experienced (or been the victim of)? Sir, you definitely have a God-given talent for this! Thank you for giving me a great laugh.
But modern Americans have spat in the face of those Patriots in 1776 by gagging all over the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Can’t wait for the next little Prince and Princess to make their debut into American society 🤣🤣🤣
@@tedda6171 I don’t know where you get that idea. It seems to me that Megs and the Ginger Whinger are getting a massive cold shoulder, even from the Hollywood crowd that they presumably thought would worship them., When the Spotify President publicly calls them “fucking grifters” it does not sound like he is their greatest fan. Allegedly, even Oprah does not return their calls - can’t guarantee that to be the case, but those “in the know” say Oprah thinks they used her (btw, I am no fan of Oprah either, myself). And, somebody (can’t remember who) is using FOIA to see if Hawwy lied on his visa application to get his whining ass deported.
The juxtaposition of a proper English gent unloading on a subject for 8 minutes is so cathartic. And so cutting, there’s nothing left after this one haha! Loved it!
Thank you, Mark, for solving another historical mystery for me. I've often wondered what became of those particularly unpleasant British Airways cabin crew members assigned to economy. It appears they found employment at Buckingham Palace...
At last someone who feels the way we did about the palace tour. We hated being watched so carefully it’s not that there’s anything nice to steal. During our trip around the gardens I nearly ended up in the tower as I wanted to take a snap of my bored stiff wife. I took it anyway. Got told off like a two year old. As you rightly say it’s for tourists only usually in big groups, we would never advise anyone we really liked to go the best thing the wife bought was her fridge magnet. Thank you for being so honest, looking forward to watching you again
I had a similar experience at Windsor Castle (The castle which the Royal family neglected to insure and used tax payers money to rebuild after it burnt down in 1992). They charged a hefty sum to get in and I was barked at for not wanting to use an audio set. A man in uniform shouted 'So, you don't need one, think you know it all already do you?' I politely declined and informed him that I had a history degree which would suffice for the duration of my visit.
Not taxpayers. The royal family give all their private revenue from their estates to Parliament. In exchange, Parliament gives them a grant each year. They pay an effective tax rate over nearly 80pc. Most of the money they get goes to maintaining properties which are major money-makers.
@@Bunnyroo7 Fair enough, although I doubt they're paying for the security of the army and police when they travel. Then again, they're usually travelling for their 'jobs' so it isn't really up to them to pay expenses anyway.
I was a student in London back in 87-89 and have been back to Britain to visit more times than I’ve had a warm meal. I take different family and friends on their holidays around the country showing them the many cultural and historic sites in my adopted home town. One place I can’t seem bring myself to go visit is the Buckingham Palace tour. I’ve had an uncomfortable feeling it would be exactly as Mark described. Thank you Mark for saving me from the Royal Tour from Hell. I’ll spend my £30 on a nice vindaloo instead. Cheers! Love the channel❤
I was able to visit London last year (from Canada). I didn't even want to see Buckingham Palace because I had heard 25 years ago that it wasn't worth it. Looks like nothing has changed. Thank you for taking one for the team, sir.
i love this. you aren't pulling your punches or feigning pleasantries for the sake of politeness. i absolutely love the honesty here. you can feel the utter disdain at having been swindled, berated, and fleeced of a bit more coinage for a tour of that joke of a "garden".
Mark, I’ve got to tell you, snarky, sarcastic, and a little bit ornery humor is my favorite, and you sir, have nailed it. I’m simply an American rube, but I’ve always been enamored with the British knack for the dry sense of humor. Basil Fawlty sprung to mind as I watched this, and I can’t thank you enough for it. “Customer service skills of the Gestapo!”😂 I’ve had run-ins with similar such staff, and apologies, but I’m going to have to use that one in the future.😉
It really does sound like the entire experience is intended to make absolutely sure you understand that YOU are a commoner and the royals are your betters, and your presence in Buckingham Palace is only grudgingly tolerated. Considered from a historical perspective, that attitude is quite authentic and traditional. By the end of the tour, you will have a pretty good idea of what it feels like to be a subject - and don't you ever forget it!
Sounds good..... and you get to experience the humiliation and submission to elitist authority of German stock for free, multiple times after your first visit.... it's well worth it
What is really at the core is that the staff did not hire on to be tour guides, etc., and are obviously very resentful of being gawped at day in and day out like it's the Regent's Park Zoo- and they are on the wrong side of the fence.
Honestly, having worked a number of customer relations jobs, I'm on the staff's side for this one. If you want politeness and an absence of resentment, then go somewhere with few visitors instead. The more visitors there are, the worse their behavior, and the less they'll be able to pay attention; they turn less to thinking individuals, and more to a monolithic herd. And the ones that don't act like cattle will be temperamental because the crowd size stops them from paying attention the way they want, as if they blame the staff for their own failure to do enough research before hand to actually figure out what the tour is like.
Some folks may blame the Palace staff's rudeness on the hot weather which looks to be around for a few days yet. But it's probably a year round issue of low to no morale. Charles III should form a Royal Commission to investigate visitor complaints. It should have its report and recommendations ready by the end of the century.
It would be better if they just didn't open the building to the public. At least it would preserve some of the so-called 'mystique'. And they hardly need the money, do they?🤔
Imperialism is a class based system, isn’t it? If you’re a UK citizen, it’s your tax dollars paying for some perceived “better than you” aristocrat’s property. Why not nationalize it and charge the occupants rental fees?
@@davidj.leavitt249 A lot wrong with your comment: 1. Buckingham Palace belongs to the nation already, not the monarch (as does Windsor Castle and many other Royal palaces). Therefore the buildings upkeep/ restoration work will be paid for regardless of whether the United Kingdom has a monarchy. 2. Imperialism has nothing to do with their constitutional monarchy in 2023. Royals are no longer colonizing other countries, and do an immense amount of good for not only their own country, but the wider commonwealth also. 3. Royals are not aristocrats. The Aristocracy (e.g. Dukes, Earls, Marquess, Viscounts, Barons etc), are not the same as Royalty (Kings, Queens, Princes, Princesses etc).
I've heard about this from other Americans who visited. I have a trip planned to the UK next summer, mainly to go to Bovington, and thought we would check out the palace. But no, not going now for sure. Thank you Mark for saving us the aggravation.
There are any number of fine Stately Homes in the UK, most of which need to make a visit a pleasant experience to keep the moolah rolling in and the Tax Wolves from the door. The Royal Properties are unfortunately in a "privileged" position. 😉 If you have an interest in the Military then a visit to the Tank Museum at Bovington (especially for their Yearly Celebration Weekend) is highly recommended. Stay near Dorchester where you can contrast the ancient (Maiden Castle) with the modern. 😊
We Americans toured the palace in 2011, a few months after William & Kate got married. We loved the tour & being able to have dessert on the terrace after. I believe we were able to take pictures back then while touring the palace. We felt it was a highlight of our week in London. We had been stationed in England for 7 years with the USAF so enjoyed going back. London had really changed & was a real melting pot. Very expensive even in 2011.
We had an equally frustrating visit to Cardiff Castle. We’re Canadian and we’re looking forward to seeing inside the castle. We were told we had to leave backpacks and cameras outside at the door. One of us had to stay outside with our stuff since we didn’t want it stolen. Then the tour guide screamed at my sick with cancer father for leaning on a wall. He was 3 feet away from it and never touched it. We told the guide this and he approached my father to grab him away and then realized he wasn’t near the damned wall. Needless to say he was told off pretty fast for putting hands on my dad.
That is clearly wrong and unfair and should not have happened especially grabbing him. However, unless your sick with cancer father had a sign around his neck saying 'sick with cancer father' then it's really not relevant. Not to mention, if your sick with cancer father did happen to do something he wasn't supposed to do, then the fact that he may also, be sick with cancer, or, your father, should not by rights be an acceptable get out of jail free card. If the tour guide or anyone else does something wrong then it's wrong because it's wrong, not because of a completely unconnected negative aspect that's going on in your life, unless of course you're using it for additional pity points, and/or in an attempt to manipulate people into being 'more on your side', and it's wholly unnecessary.
Thank you Mark. This has been a rather boring and uneventful day up until now. You had me smiling and chuckling for over 20 minutes. And that is greatly appreciated. 😊
One reason this review resonates so well is that all of us, I suppose, have been through something similar...at home or abroad the feeling is the same. I think they would all prefer that we just drop off our money at the door---better yet, just mail it in, and then deprive them of the pleasure of our presence! Thank you once again Professor!
You have such great sense of humour, so descriptive and understated, yet I felt like I was interned with you. The lighter videos are always a nice change of pace. Best one since Larry the Cat. You must have your wife laughing every day. Best wishes from colonial Canada
This was one of the best reviews I’ve heard. Absolutely on par with the BEST movie reviewer, the Critical Drinker. I’ve always suspected you had an excellent sense of humor, now it’s proven!! Well done!
This is perhaps the most English review I have ever seen. And the fact it comes from someone who normally publishes very serious Nazi mini docos is nothing short of amazing.
Yeah and notice you do not see any critical communist docos. Hmmm. The greatest oppressors and mass murderers in history but you would never know that by anything on this channel.
Mark plays POW for the day and gives the authorities a piece of his mind. One my favourite Felton videos, and there are a lot to of excellent ones to choose from.
Treating the Professor and wife like this is a travesty!!!!!!! I thought that I hated New York until I heard how they treated their own people and you Dr. Felton! You have made a big difference educating us with your channel and are a legend here in New York!!!
Hold up. I LIVE in New York, so I am assuming you, as many do incorrectly that the REST of NY State is the same as that City no one here wants to be associated with. The good Doctor and his missus are welcome to the MidHudson valley anytime, where you can see the once home of FDR, friend of Churchill and a few good women.
Mark, you truly outdid yourself this time. Last summer, my family and I went to England for vacation, and visited the Palace. Your description was accurate. When we left, we were one of those Americans thankful for 1776. LOL
This was hilarious and made my day! Not that you had a bad time but the hilarious way you explained it. " Bemused Americans thanking their lucky stars for 1776". 😂😂😂😂😂
I once knew someone whose mother had worked in an office in Buckingham Palace years ago. She said that, for the most part, the royal family were nice and approachable. It was the senior palace staff who were all stuck-up asses. She said that she had to kow-tow to senior staff far more that to members of the royal family.
That applies to all government agencies. Politicians are generally approachable as their job rely on happy faces but the people who wield the most power are the civil servants who don't even have to perform well to keep their jobs.
Having met Camilla in person, I can attest that she was really lovely. I'm sure the royals are all like save (save a few notable examples). But yeah, being practically bullied by snobbish staff thinking they're hot shit because they work for royalty is definitely a good way to turn people away from the royals.
As a republican married to a royalist, we have unique conversations on the merits of the aristocracy quite often. My loud laughter at Dr. Felton's opinions were met with a cold, disdainful stare by "She Who Must Be Obeyed". Thanks for making this a great day!
You should visit the Danish Royal Palace. Storace lockers for backpacks at the entrance, toilets at entrance and exit, photography allowed everywhere, friendly staff and just generally a great place to visit....Come to Denmark :D
What's the point of visiting the Royal palace of Denmark? If they had some cool viking stuff like swords and maybe a long boat I'd be all in...other than that...
Long time viewer but first time commenting. Your comments on "British republicans and bemused Americans" had me rolling. Fantastic video. Love the dry sense of humor. You should do more of these kind of reviews from time to time as it was very enjoyable, in addition to your fantastic regular content! Keep up the great work. This bemused American thanks you!
I was separated from my family, and observed someone walk up to a wall and open one of those hidden servant passages. I had to checkout opening the door, then I couldn’t help doing a little exploring. Best huge mistake I ever made, threatened to hold me in custody until my flight, then they gave me a very brief but interesting mini tour, facts/history, of the passage that lead to one of the royal’s chambers after I told them how I gained access. Apparently one of the staff was taking a shortcut during tour hours.
@@LiClan No, I clearly walked around a roped off area to access an obvious non public area, then was immediately ejected to the actual curb in their grasp the entire time.
I’m in the UK for a year and can skip this tour. Also so close to 2 million Dr. Felton! I remember when you reached a million and called us the “Old Guard” anyone who subscribed before the one million. Well done sir and onwards!!
Mark, if this is your first foray into tourist trap reviews, please don't make it your last. This was terrific! As an Aussie who has travelled to London many times, I've never been inside Buckingham Palace. I tend to avoid the Northern Hemisphere in summer mostly due to the crowds and exorbitant cost of everything, so the Palace has never been open while I've been there. And it seems this isn't a bad thing. I did tour the Houses of Parliament in April, and can highly recommend it. The seat of your elected officials appears more friendly than the home of your unelected sovereign (yes yes, I'm an Aussie and he's also my sovereign for some reason).
Australia is a true friend to us here in the UK (so many of your brave soldiers lost supporting us in wars). I hope you don't mind me saying, it is about time you ditched the outdated role of the monarchy in your country.
I agree re. Australia's relationship with the monarchy, but one of the Australians' greatest qualities is apathy, which is why we never have gangs of murderous rebels and traitors trashing the place like Trump's moronic rabble tried in the USA. Since King Charles has no power to do anything in modern Australia, that apathy means an historical status quo dodders on indefinitely. He's occasionally appears, rather like an unflushable turd that keeps emerging from the sewer, but he doesn't actually do any real harm.
He's your Sovereign, because of QE2R, and the Empire She Represented which probably gave you your life for better or worse. God the disrespect. Do you deserve the world QE2R and the Empire have carved out for you and your people? Or no? You're mad at history for the role Her Family succeeded into? Dear Lord. Failure. Pure failure.
This was the most elegant and most British roast I have ever heard of a royal sightseeing 😂😂😂 Edit: Please don't hold back your feelings and thoughts, tell us how you *really* felt.. 😂
This was actually really funny. Mark should definitely do more reviews of disappointing London attractions. Madame Tussaud’s should definitely be on the list.
Visited Madame Tussaud’s in the 1980s. Wandering about, I was handed a camera by a lady and asked to take a photo of her and her husband standing either side of one of the statues. Intensely shy, I obeyed, lifted the camera and clicked. As I clicked, I saw they were proudly flanking Hitler, standing as close to him as possible. I am Jewish.
In my humble opinion, ALL of London is a disappointing attraction. It’s such a shame that so many foreign visitors to our green and pleasant land only see London, Britain has so much more to offer. London, to me, doesn’t even feel British any more, sure the ‘attractions’ are there but the people and culture that made it distinctively English all went to Essex!
I felt the same many years ago when visiting the Vatican. It was stifling hot and the crowd was so packed into the building you could barely swing your arms to walk naturally. I've never been so happy to get out of a building in my life.
I totally agree, I had a panic attack in the sardines like crowd and was searching for an exit but they were all locked, this was in the early 80s so no doubt its worse now. Seeing the iconic art was a small compensation. I'm glad I didn't bother with the Palace tour when I was in London.
@@danielwilliams4007 What? No Mustangs in Britain? But a few months back, I watched a video of a Brit driving a Mustang in what should be the passenger’s seat? Did my eyes deceive me? Just kidding….actually cool y’all like ‘em, too!
Take the Eurostar to Paris and visit Versailles, the castle of all castles. I'm a proud Londoner and feel privileged to live in one of the greatest cities on earth but pride should never be allowed to get in the way of honesty. Your description of BP is spot on.
Versailles is also a good reminder that the French worked out 250 years ago what should be done with monarchy. We're still waiting to catch up with that very obvious social progress.
I worked for the Royal Collection Trust as one of those wardens, but at Holyrood Palace in Edinburgh, where things are a little more relaxed and friendly. During the London Olympics my partner and other colleagues where asked to work Buckingham Palaces summer opening. Needless to say the staff and middle management where exactly like mark described and proud of it. Toxic working environment. Glad to hear things haven't changed.
@@samuelj2408 I left their employment with a bitter experience. The fact they clearly haven't changed in self importance and snobbery has reassured I made the correct choice. I make an effort to be inclusive, patient and welcoming in my other roles in the museums and libraries sector to differ myself from these types of people at the Royal Collection. Although, the actual higher management and members of The Royal Family (Except Andrew) where all very nice.
I expected the gardens at Holyrood to be a highlight of my Edinburgh visit, until I discovered the royal scam and skipped it entirely. I've only broken down twice. Once for the gardens at Hamptom Court because gardens are my jam and again at the Tower of London, which I felt was history held hostage. @@rossh9931
I have long enjoyed your well researched and insightful videos on military history. This video, however, is now my unquestioned favorite. Thank you for making it!
Thankyou Mark for this fantastic video which appealed in every way with humour and total realism .... I am English and glad to say I live in Austria and enjoyed this true to life update from Buck House. You have highlighted every thing which holds interest entertains and at the same time brings home the truth. The horses are the best feature in my opinion and one can happily admire them with a clear conscience which is more than can be said for the kings guards with their bearskin hats which are surely against the environment. Your report is fair and I found it vey interesting, so well done
@@salvadorromero9712 they are. made from live bears to the shame of the ministry of defense and. royal tradition. SHAME on all these people. Mark Felton as always gives a good account
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Mark Felton the normally impartial and accurate historian goes on a rant. Unexpected and funny. 5 stars
British & human all in one package.
What a concept!
If you ever make it over to the colonies ( Canada) you can come and visit my lawn for free.
@@luckyguy600Do you have a monumental statue of a dog Turd to impress the visitor?
Eh I give it 3.5 nazis out 5… ( ͡- ͜ʖ ͡-)
Dude was just being impartial and accurate. It’s what he does best.
But what a dignified rant it was.
"customer skills of the gestapo" 😂
Water boarding not included on regular tour, it’s extra.
A few years ago we went on a cruise. I strongly suspect that the dining room staff had been East German border guards.
@@gordonbergslien30 Or former Stasi. They had to look for another job too.
@@xairman565 don't kink shame, some ppl pay good money for that.
Tickets (Papers) please!
Mark Felton being sassy for 8 minutes was not the delight I thought I needed today, but I certainly love it.
He tbh is spot on...
Ex Guardsman here, 22 years service. I fully understand your feelings Mark, thats why ive never taken the tour myself, kniwing well how the household operates!
And the sad thing is, they would probably treat you with the same contempt as all the tourists.
@@benfletcher9659 Indeed they would Ben.
@@michealrcnicholson9342Are you now a anti monarchist?
@@benfletcher9659 Absolutely not Ben. As loyal as the day is long. Thays not to say I love the Royal family like a lemming, but I do love my country, its people and its history warts and all. Its the same flr me as loving your family of which some relationships within can be strained. We always hope we can improve upon suvh things, but we should never wish them away.
@@michealrcnicholson9342 I like your philosophy. We need more of it here in the States. A LOT more.
Ladies and gentlemen,Dr. Mark Felton, world class historian and part time stand up comedian. The English "dry wit" is on full display in this episode. Well done Mark! Many thanks.
British humour at its best! Feels like I read Mark Twain or summat..lol
“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined” -Mark Felton
Giving review brah a run for his money
That is some serious disappointment there!!
Modern UK and western Europe in a nutshell
"But if having the face of a smacked-ass and the customer service skills of the Gestapo are the prerequisites for employment, the palace has certainly met its recruitment goals".
I think that is now officially the greatest burn in history. Dr. Felton, please tell me you wrote that in a Yelp review.
I think that as a senior, I would have nonchalantly peed in a corner, if only to mark my tax $.
Wow. That is a *savage* burn!
The king could possibly get his gestapo onto him.. only person on the planet that can get away with murder legally.
I had to listen to that 3 times to be sure I heard it right.
Legend.
@deftone1 wait, he can? Sovereign immunity for heads of state *is* a thing under international law, but it generally *only* covers the stuff you do *as* head of state.
"Sort of what I imagined Liberace's house looked like" - although photos were forbidden, the picture this phrase painted is priceless! Thank you for such a terrific review!
Liberace's house is much more tasteful.
@@JimMac23 👍👍👍
Yes, although I understand he had both a white grand piano with subtle gold pinstriping, a Lucite grand piano and a swimming pool in the shape of a grand piano. But certainly a more restrained use of gilt.
@@JimMac23Atleast Liberace’s talents procured him the funds for a lavish home. Not like taxation upon his subjects.
You bit the bullet and took one for the team, Mark. Your sacrifice won't be soon forgotten 🍁
@robbpowell. Rob, that is exactly what I was thinking. Mark has some adventures, but hopefully not another one like that. It was a sacrifice indeed.
Yep, noted!
I won’t be surprised if this video becomes the channels most watched video.
He will be on Xanax from this point on
As a Yank who served as the Assistant US Army Attaché in our Embassy London 1997-2000, I can attest the best day my wife and kids had was NOT at Buckingham Palace, but Blenheim Palace outside of London. The birthplace of Sir Winston Churchill, the palace is gorgeous and we spent the day picnicking in the fields, where sheep grazed, and there were ponds and a small train we could ride around the estate. And of course an English maze that was easy to get lost in. No big crowds, not as many tourists, it made for a relaxing and lovely day. I’ll never forget it.
How charming. I grew up about 4 miles from Woodstock and Blenheim Palace was always my favourite place to visit as a boy. I'm happy to know it's still got that magic today
Agreed! I was there with friends in 2018 and we loved everything about it.
Glamis Castle (birthplace of Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother) is also well worth a visit. Lovely people in Scotland.
Blenheim; Chatsworth and Longleat are well worth it, as is the house in Port Lympne zoo (Folkestone) which was an officer's mess during the battle of Britain.
That sounds wonderful!!
I've never wanted to be a big youtuber until I watched this video and realised how Mark's hardwork gave him an audience of millions to leave a scathing and wonderful review. 10/10
The wit of Mark's humor always gets a genuine audible laugh out of me.
Davey, Mark is a wonderful commentator
Customer service skills of the gestapo is absolutely a line I’m going to steal. Brilliant video
Dr Felton and wife got the deluxe "peasant" experience! This post was a masterclass in the highly developed British art of sarcasm. Well done!
Dr. Mrs. Felton*
@michaelbread5906 Dr. and Mrs. Felton.
Well done, indeed! I almost swallowed my tongue with laughter.
Highly developed? Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour, I enjoy it but don't go on thinking you're world class comedians because you know about sarcasm.
This needs to be a new series. This was absolute gold I never thought I'd hear you utter the word 'arse' in my life.
Marks attention to descriptive accuracy is legendary
Oh heavens yes. Loved the bit about Anthony Blunt. With Mark's background we'd get all the good bits.
He's a Brit!
Now if we could get you to never utter another word...EVER.
What time was that at?
Nothing short of brilliant. "If having a face like a smacked ass and the customer service skills of the Gestapo are prerequisites for employment, the Palace has certainly met its recruitment goals." That alone gets you into the reviewer hall of fame, Dr Felton.
Yes mate that got me too 😂😂😂😂
That's "smacked Arse" I'll have you know!
Oh dear, you said “ass”, a type of donkey I believe. The colonial royal pronunciation of such a donkey (or your posterior) is ARSE!
Considering 2 months old Felton docu about Ukrainian SS in Britian, requires like that aren't inpossible to achieve.
He said arse, not ass!
What a review. I never thought Dr. Felton would make me chuckle with remarks like "Faces like slapped Arses", customer service worthy of the Gestapo, etc. Brilliant. I hope Dr. Felton can do some more reviews with this blatant, no punches pulled stark reality approach.
Means they are red in the face from being uptight! I chuckled hard too! 😂🤭
love that expression!😂
It was quite hilarious 😂
I've never laughed so much in a Mark Felton video 😂
SAME HERE !!!!!!!!
dr felton reinstilles the idea that there is a upside 2 humanity
For me, this video beat out "The Downing Street Cats" for laughs per minute. Both are great.
He's trolling us here surely? 😂😂
That was a very amusing video for sure. I guess you never know unless you go.
Dr. Felton displays his thorough grasp of that famous British sense of humour. I don't think I"ve ever had as many laughs watching one of his videos. 🤣
To be fair, there isn't much to laugh about in regards to WW 2. 🙂
I think Mark is turning into a Republican or worse still a commie, LOL.
Mark sounds just like Napoleon Blownapart in this one. Reminds me of what someone like George Carlin would say too.
Is his wife Asian?
I understand now why the Spare and "Spare-ress" took leave for Canada!
"Having a face of a smacked ass and the customer service skills of the Gestapo" I died 😂
-Dr. Mark Felton
“Arse”
PRICELESS! 🤣
@@funlifebananas1061 You knew what they meant, right?
@@martinc.720 not the point! 🤣
😂😂😂indeed
I took my mother on the tour - she's 86 and the staff absolutely couldn't have been kinder to her. One even asked if she'd like to sit down and they offered to bring a chair. She already knew about the lack of washrooms (she has a bladder condition too, so always checks in advance) but was fine on the day and really enjoyed her visit. I guess everyone gets a different experience but the staff when we visited were polite and kind. There was certainly a nice atmosphere throughout.
Funnily enough I had a similar experience some years ago. I thought the staff were great, although I assumed they were young friendly uni students dressed in nice uniforms to help out with the crowds at Buckingham Palace over the summer break.
I too have had a good experience, visiting the Palace, twice as I took advantage of the one year re-entry pass. Most of the staff were perfectly nice, some were a little bored, but none were rude.
It was certainly less crowded than many high-profile art exhibitions I’ve visited, and I had no difficulty looking at paintings or artefacts up close.
As for the lack of toilets the plumbing (and electrics) are notoriously bad in the Palace (which is why it’s going through a multi-million Pound upgrade), and I imagine it’s very difficult to retrofit toilets and even more so the plumbing, to cater for that many people in a listed building.
Rofl! Its so satisfying to hear someone so well spoken, as Mark is, berate an establishment. Pure joy! ...and thanks for the review ofc.
The script is hilarious. In my mind, I can see John Cleese stating the silly rules, marshalling the visitors from room to room and berating them for any perceived non-compliance. True Monty Python material.
don't forget the silly walks
Now THAT would be a tour worth taking!
The Fawlty towers expirience, lol
I don't think the palace could accommodate the volume of patrons if it had a Monty Python style tour.
Tourists backpack knocks over a priceless vase, "this but a chip". Then there is the possible hilarity when, after pointing out 20 times there are no public lavatories in the palace, guests continually demand the lavatory for an emergency. Vases, closets, windows etc.
I immediately thought of Basil Fawlty as these attendants in some farce...
" I paid for a tour of the place with my wife" Outstanding. I didn't know they would accept a wife, but that solves one of my problems and I get a tour of Buckingham Palace as well. Brilliant!
You card 😂
@@samprastherabbit What is a "card" in rebellious English?
I had an even bigger laugh on this comment.
Thank you for making me day!
Ha ha ha I wonder what else one could pay for using a wife as currency 😂😂😂
@@Dee-nonamnamrson8718 a card is someone who is clever/funny/naughty
Not only does Dr.Mark Felton enlighten us with wisdom, however he now saves us money too!
The irony of the Liberace reference was painfully on-point. Thanks, Mark, you've saved me thirty quid.
(Wiping tears from my eyes...)
I laughed out loud and startled my cat!. I always liked Liberace, his tongue was firmly in cheek and being ostentatious is what Vegas is all about. So I just go there if I want it. In London I'll save the thirty quid for a pub tour
And, the good doctor saved me a trip from California. 🙂Seriously, though, the UK, and London specifically, is on my bucket list and it's good know that I can skip this tour and waste that money on something else. It sounds even worse that the tour of the Denver Mint my wife and I did about 15 years ago. Government employees almost always make terrible tour guides.
@@skysurfer5cva Check out the museums and galleries, most of which are free, except a few special exhibitions. Everything else in London is mega expensive. You need to remortgage your house for a coffee. However there is absolutely loads to do and see.
Also it's important to remember London isn't Britain or even England. There are loads of great places outside London, the people are friendlier and the prices much cheaper, especially the further North you go.
I love this! Mark Felton is not only a brilliant history scholar but a refreshing humorist!
If only Mark was trying to be funny though! Thanks for the heads-up Mark, I will stay away!
"Out the exit pour large numbers of newly converted British Republicans and bemused Americans thanking their lucky stars for 1776."
Freaking hilarious 😂
That one had me laughing!!
Yes this is the best video he ever made.
No rest rooms. They can't stand the smell of the working man when he goes poo.
The brilliance of Mark Felton as a historian is well known. Now we may add comedian and biting satirist to his resume as well. This piece was worthy of The Onion. Great stuff!
What began as a scathing review, quickly evolved into another fabulous war story from Dr. Mark Felton, complete with an incredible tale of human suffering and perseverance. 😂 Bravo! 🙌🤣
very clever!!! Well done!!
They lost a lot of good men on that tour.
If he ever gets tired of making history videos he has a great future as a travel blogger 😅
He'd be thrown in the Tower for offending His Majesty's Government...
Now I would enjoy a tour where he snarks for 10 minutes about Charles.
@@largol33t1 Imagine a re-working of his intro video with the same music, but Dr Felton looking out through the iron bars of a window in the tower 🤣
The guy foxes them
This is one of the greatest examples of the angry Saxon man shakes fist at the Norman conquerors I've ever seen. Laughing my ass off...thank you Dr. Felton.
Except, not Norman, German.
@@donnagray9579 aye. They're Saxe-Coburg Gotha... but they can also trace their ancestry back to William the Conqueror.
Every time I hear about the 'British Royal Family' I have this terrible temptation to blurt out 'Deutschers in Disguise' aka 'Transformers'.
@@donnagray9579 Thank you. NOT Norman.
They are British. Simple.
That was one wonderful and entertaining rant. You just saved me some future irritation, because Buckingham Palace was one my "visit eventually" list. Thank you very much, Mark Felton!
Skip it unless you go on one of the special tours! It's gotten bad!
As an American…I endorse the comment about 1776. This was perfect. Once again Mr. Felton, thank you for your professional opinion.
The rebels that can´t even meter.
@@PROVOCATEURSKYes we'll stick to Freedom Units, thank you.
@@PROVOCATEURSK Neither can the loyalists, Brits use a bizarre mix of metric and imperial depending on the somewhat arbitrary situation and context, not just metric.
@@Gallic_Gabagool I'll drink a pint to that. Let me just fill up a few litres at the petrol pump.
Unfortunately the US has become just as corrupt and dysfunctional in the modern day
I didn't think of Mark as a comedian....boy was I wrong! One of the funniest reviews!!! Excellent video and review!!!!
It takes a lot of good observation power and mental effort to be a good comedian.
As an American, this was extremely colorful and amusing. Borderline savage in parts, but seemed very honest.
As a Brit mate,non of this surprises me,my late old man served in The Royal Navy during World War 11 under the late Philip of Greece who was (Jimmie the One during the war for a time on Wallace) Philip never changed,he was a typical RN Officer,his comments often met with disaproval. Dad and my brother and I loved it.
Like the late Jack Lemmon in a certain type of movie,he knew how to rant.
It reminded me of the story my friend told of the time he took a photo of the Royal jewels in the Tower of London. 🙄
2 / 8 /1776 best thing you ever did , speaking as a Brit.
@@redpoll4628: TURNCOAT!
I love your dry, impartial, fact based videos but I think every now and then a brilliant rant like this one is perfect
Dr. Felton, if you ever need a “break” from preparing historical videos, may I humbly suggest you review restaurants, movies, or anything else that you have recently experienced (or been the victim of)? Sir, you definitely have a God-given talent for this! Thank you for giving me a great laugh.
Nah, rate the prostitutes.
We need a "Mark Felton Reviews" channel
Terrible idea for this type of channel.
Mark, you probably won’t see this, but this video was marvellous. Well written and a nice change of pace. Well done.
“…America tourists, thanking their lucky stars for 1776…” 😂😂😂😂 Priceless!
He knows what he’s talking about. 😂
All thirteen lucky stars of 1776
But modern Americans have spat in the face of those Patriots in 1776 by gagging all over the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Can’t wait for the next little Prince and Princess to make their debut into American society 🤣🤣🤣
@@tedda6171 I don’t know where you get that idea. It seems to me that Megs and the Ginger Whinger are getting a massive cold shoulder, even from the Hollywood crowd that they presumably thought would worship them., When the Spotify President publicly calls them “fucking grifters” it does not sound like he is their greatest fan. Allegedly, even Oprah does not return their calls - can’t guarantee that to be the case, but those “in the know” say Oprah thinks they used her (btw, I am no fan of Oprah either, myself). And, somebody (can’t remember who) is using FOIA to see if Hawwy lied on his visa application to get his whining ass deported.
I wouldn't laugh to long, you have Joe Biden and the most corrupt and wicked deep state in the World.
Go Mark! After watching many of your videos over the past few years I certainly was surprised by this one. Well done!
I can confirm that this video is definitely a war story.
I didn't know how much I needed to hear Mark rant about the monarchy, That made my whole year
The queen is dead - The Smiths 🎵🇬🇧🥊🎵
The juxtaposition of a proper English gent unloading on a subject for 8 minutes is so cathartic. And so cutting, there’s nothing left after this one haha! Loved it!
"...and the customer service skills of the Gestapo...". Hahahaha. That was funny and illustrative. Mark, you were kindly cross.
As an American, I found this whole thing amusing. Thanks for posting, Dr. Felton!
Did you do your Shabusiness today?
@@uy7munirI bet your a real blast at parties!! You and all your , your your friends?? Oh SEW Sahhrree.!!
@@uy7munir Shabusiness?
This video is what RUclips is all about 😂 Such quality content and great British humour without being overly produced.
Thank you, Mark, for solving another historical mystery for me. I've often wondered what became of those particularly unpleasant British Airways cabin crew members assigned to economy. It appears they found employment at Buckingham Palace...
1980s Cathay Pacific stewardesses probably there too lol
😂❤❤❤
Are you sure that they didn't formerly work for Wal-Mart?
I'm glad they found work after the COVID testing centres closed down.
unironically, back when I used to fly UK-US and back, I found the British Airways to have the kindest cabin crew of all
That's saved us a trip. Helpful. Thank you
At last someone who feels the way we did about the palace tour. We hated being watched so carefully it’s not that there’s anything nice to steal. During our trip around the gardens I nearly ended up in the tower as I wanted to take a snap of my bored stiff wife. I took it anyway. Got told off like a two year old. As you rightly say it’s for tourists only usually in big groups, we would never advise anyone we really liked to go the best thing the wife bought was her fridge magnet. Thank you for being so honest, looking forward to watching you again
The royal family hate being there, too. It's essentially a state building only and is treated as such.
Dr. Felton went full savage. I love it.
I had a similar experience at Windsor Castle (The castle which the Royal family neglected to insure and used tax payers money to rebuild after it burnt down in 1992). They charged a hefty sum to get in and I was barked at for not wanting to use an audio set. A man in uniform shouted 'So, you don't need one, think you know it all already do you?' I politely declined and informed him that I had a history degree which would suffice for the duration of my visit.
Not taxpayers. The royal family give all their private revenue from their estates to Parliament. In exchange, Parliament gives them a grant each year. They pay an effective tax rate over nearly 80pc. Most of the money they get goes to maintaining properties which are major money-makers.
@@Bunnyroo7 Fair enough, although I doubt they're paying for the security of the army and police when they travel. Then again, they're usually travelling for their 'jobs' so it isn't really up to them to pay expenses anyway.
@@JK_Clark It's effectively the same, whether it's a president or a monarch.
@@Bunnyroo7 Arguably neither are necessary.
@@JK_Clark It's the nature of politics, they want to give the nation a good face.
I was a student in London back in 87-89 and have been back to Britain to visit more times than I’ve had a warm meal. I take different family and friends on their holidays around the country showing them the many cultural and historic sites in my adopted home town. One place I can’t seem bring myself to go visit is the Buckingham Palace tour. I’ve had an uncomfortable feeling it would be exactly as Mark described. Thank you Mark for saving me from the Royal Tour from Hell. I’ll spend my £30 on a nice vindaloo instead. Cheers! Love the channel❤
I was able to visit London last year (from Canada). I didn't even want to see Buckingham Palace because I had heard 25 years ago that it wasn't worth it. Looks like nothing has changed. Thank you for taking one for the team, sir.
i love this. you aren't pulling your punches or feigning pleasantries for the sake of politeness. i absolutely love the honesty here. you can feel the utter disdain at having been swindled, berated, and fleeced of a bit more coinage for a tour of that joke of a "garden".
It IS a ripoff. Did the tour once in 2004. Ugh, never again. I wanted to stomp down the halls, tooting on an invisible horn like Basil Fawlty.
Mark, I’ve got to tell you, snarky, sarcastic, and a little bit ornery humor is my favorite, and you sir, have nailed it. I’m simply an American rube, but I’ve always been enamored with the British knack for the dry sense of humor. Basil Fawlty sprung to mind as I watched this, and I can’t thank you enough for it. “Customer service skills of the Gestapo!”😂 I’ve had run-ins with similar such staff, and apologies, but I’m going to have to use that one in the future.😉
Oh I'm definitely adding that one to my lexicon.
Quoting German words or imagery is the happy pastime of all Anglophones looking for just the right word to describe something unpleasantly coercive.
God Bless America And Family And Great SERVICE 🙏
It really does sound like the entire experience is intended to make absolutely sure you understand that YOU are a commoner and the royals are your betters, and your presence in Buckingham Palace is only grudgingly tolerated. Considered from a historical perspective, that attitude is quite authentic and traditional. By the end of the tour, you will have a pretty good idea of what it feels like to be a subject - and don't you ever forget it!
Sounds good..... and you get to experience the humiliation and submission to elitist authority of German stock for free, multiple times after your first visit.... it's well worth it
What is really at the core is that the staff did not hire on to be tour guides, etc., and are obviously very resentful of being gawped at day in and day out like it's the Regent's Park Zoo- and they are on the wrong side of the fence.
And pay for it. Again.
Epstein queens favorite babysitter
Honestly, having worked a number of customer relations jobs, I'm on the staff's side for this one. If you want politeness and an absence of resentment, then go somewhere with few visitors instead. The more visitors there are, the worse their behavior, and the less they'll be able to pay attention; they turn less to thinking individuals, and more to a monolithic herd. And the ones that don't act like cattle will be temperamental because the crowd size stops them from paying attention the way they want, as if they blame the staff for their own failure to do enough research before hand to actually figure out what the tour is like.
Ah Mark, you need to start doing more tourist spot reviews. That gave me a belly laugh. Who would have thought a historian could be so hilarious
The intro music adds to it
Some folks may blame the Palace staff's rudeness on the hot weather which looks to be around for a few days yet. But it's probably a year round issue of low to no morale. Charles III should form a Royal Commission to investigate visitor complaints. It should have its report and recommendations ready by the end of the century.
It would be better if they just didn't open the building to the public. At least it would preserve some of the so-called 'mystique'. And they hardly need the money, do they?🤔
Those ratts don't care.
Imperialism is a class based system, isn’t it? If you’re a UK citizen, it’s your tax dollars paying for some perceived “better than you” aristocrat’s property. Why not nationalize it and charge the occupants rental fees?
@@davidj.leavitt249 A lot wrong with your comment:
1. Buckingham Palace belongs to the nation already, not the monarch (as does Windsor Castle and many other Royal palaces). Therefore the buildings upkeep/ restoration work will be paid for regardless of whether the United Kingdom has a monarchy.
2. Imperialism has nothing to do with their constitutional monarchy in 2023. Royals are no longer colonizing other countries, and do an immense amount of good for not only their own country, but the wider commonwealth also.
3. Royals are not aristocrats. The Aristocracy (e.g. Dukes, Earls, Marquess, Viscounts, Barons etc), are not the same as Royalty (Kings, Queens, Princes, Princesses etc).
Charles is more concerned with homoeopathy, climate change, critical race theory, and other woke nonsense he can virtue signal about.
Wonderful! Made me laugh out loud. NO ONE could have said it better.
I've heard about this from other Americans who visited. I have a trip planned to the UK next summer, mainly to go to Bovington, and thought we would check out the palace. But no, not going now for sure. Thank you Mark for saving us the aggravation.
London is not safe anymore
Politicians always ruin anything nice for the peasants it their civil diservice
Go to the Tower of London instead, very worthwhile.
There are any number of fine Stately Homes in the UK, most of which need to make a visit a pleasant experience to keep the moolah rolling in and the Tax Wolves from the door. The Royal Properties are unfortunately in a "privileged" position. 😉
If you have an interest in the Military then a visit to the Tank Museum at Bovington (especially for their Yearly Celebration Weekend) is highly recommended. Stay near Dorchester where you can contrast the ancient (Maiden Castle) with the modern. 😊
We Americans toured the palace in 2011, a few months after William & Kate got married. We loved the tour & being able to have dessert on the terrace after. I believe we were able to take pictures back then while touring the palace. We felt it was a highlight of our week in London. We had been stationed in England for 7 years with the USAF so enjoyed going back. London had really changed & was a real melting pot. Very expensive even in 2011.
We had an equally frustrating visit to Cardiff Castle. We’re Canadian and we’re looking forward to seeing inside the castle. We were told we had to leave backpacks and cameras outside at the door. One of us had to stay outside with our stuff since we didn’t want it stolen. Then the tour guide screamed at my sick with cancer father for leaning on a wall. He was 3 feet away from it and never touched it. We told the guide this and he approached my father to grab him away and then realized he wasn’t near the damned wall. Needless to say he was told off pretty fast for putting hands on my dad.
What's the tour guide's name?
@@ryangearpermer241 Basil, probably.
That is clearly wrong and unfair and should not have happened especially grabbing him. However, unless your sick with cancer father had a sign around his neck saying 'sick with cancer father' then it's really not relevant. Not to mention, if your sick with cancer father did happen to do something he wasn't supposed to do, then the fact that he may also, be sick with cancer, or, your father, should not by rights be an acceptable get out of jail free card. If the tour guide or anyone else does something wrong then it's wrong because it's wrong, not because of a completely unconnected negative aspect that's going on in your life, unless of course you're using it for additional pity points, and/or in an attempt to manipulate people into being 'more on your side', and it's wholly unnecessary.
@@jcn91 The unwell father didn't do anything wrong though. Did you not read the original comment?
You're completely missing the point. Everyone should be treated with respect, especially a paying customer!
Thank you Mark. This has been a rather boring and uneventful day up until now. You had me smiling and chuckling for over 20 minutes. And that is greatly appreciated. 😊
One reason this review resonates so well is that all of us, I suppose, have been through something similar...at home or abroad the feeling is the same. I think they would all prefer that we just drop off our money at the door---better yet, just mail it in, and then deprive them of the pleasure of our presence! Thank you once again Professor!
You have such great sense of humour, so descriptive and understated, yet I felt like I was interned with you. The lighter videos are always a nice change of pace. Best one since Larry the Cat. You must have your wife laughing every day. Best wishes from colonial Canada
This was one of the best reviews I’ve heard. Absolutely on par with the BEST movie reviewer, the Critical Drinker. I’ve always suspected you had an excellent sense of humor, now it’s proven!! Well done!
Critical Drinker is a National Treasure!! Props to Dr. F too...
Oh man, we need Drinker to tour Buckingham Palace and give us a review. That would be amazing.
This is perhaps the most English review I have ever seen. And the fact it comes from someone who normally publishes very serious Nazi mini docos is nothing short of amazing.
Yeah and notice you do not see any critical communist docos. Hmmm. The greatest oppressors and mass murderers in history but you would never know that by anything on this channel.
True
Mark plays POW for the day and gives the authorities a piece of his mind. One my favourite Felton videos, and there are a lot to of excellent ones to choose from.
Treating the Professor and wife like this is a travesty!!!!!!! I thought that I hated New York until I heard how they treated their own people and you Dr. Felton! You have made a big difference educating us with your channel and are a legend here in New York!!!
Hold up. I LIVE in New York, so I am assuming you, as many do incorrectly that the REST of NY State is the same as that City no one here wants to be associated with. The good Doctor and his missus are welcome to the MidHudson valley anytime, where you can see the once home of FDR, friend of Churchill and a few good women.
@@pata299 I am in Lower Westchester and couldn’t wait to get out of the city!!! Now look at it, be well friend and stay safe.
Mark, you truly outdid yourself this time. Last summer, my family and I went to England for vacation, and visited the Palace. Your description was accurate. When we left, we were one of those Americans thankful for 1776. LOL
My Wife and I visited the Palace in 2007.
Our experience wasn’t as crowded, however, your description of the Staff was spot on!
This was hilarious and made my day! Not that you had a bad time but the hilarious way you explained it. " Bemused Americans thanking their lucky stars for 1776". 😂😂😂😂😂
I once knew someone whose mother had worked in an office in Buckingham Palace years ago. She said that, for the most part, the royal family were nice and approachable. It was the senior palace staff who were all stuck-up asses. She said that she had to kow-tow to senior staff far more that to members of the royal family.
Doesn't surprise me. Wannabes and coattail riders are very often worse than the ones they're tagging after.
That applies to all government agencies. Politicians are generally approachable as their job rely on happy faces but the people who wield the most power are the civil servants who don't even have to perform well to keep their jobs.
It was the "senior staff" and the media that ran Megan and Harry off.
Same with staff in snobbish high end shops, they actually think they own the store !
Having met Camilla in person, I can attest that she was really lovely. I'm sure the royals are all like save (save a few notable examples). But yeah, being practically bullied by snobbish staff thinking they're hot shit because they work for royalty is definitely a good way to turn people away from the royals.
Mark, you should really do more of these. Thoroughly entertaining
As a republican married to a royalist, we have unique conversations on the merits of the aristocracy quite often. My loud laughter at Dr. Felton's opinions were met with a cold, disdainful stare by "She Who Must Be Obeyed". Thanks for making this a great day!
😂😂😂
I read this comment in a thick and distinguished British accent
Based family
I'm terrified for you.
Oh Rumploe
Mark not only runs the absolute best WWII history channel on YT, he also saves us money!
A excellent one-two punch.😁
You should visit the Danish Royal Palace. Storace lockers for backpacks at the entrance, toilets at entrance and exit, photography allowed everywhere, friendly staff and just generally a great place to visit....Come to Denmark :D
Excellent.
I am putting Denmark on my list!
Well, the Danish & British 'Royals' are all related anyway.
What's the point of visiting the Royal palace of Denmark? If they had some cool viking stuff like swords and maybe a long boat I'd be all in...other than that...
on it.
Long time viewer but first time commenting. Your comments on "British republicans and bemused Americans" had me rolling. Fantastic video. Love the dry sense of humor. You should do more of these kind of reviews from time to time as it was very enjoyable, in addition to your fantastic regular content! Keep up the great work. This bemused American thanks you!
I was separated from my family, and observed someone walk up to a wall and open one of those hidden servant passages. I had to checkout opening the door, then I couldn’t help doing a little exploring. Best huge mistake I ever made, threatened to hold me in custody until my flight, then they gave me a very brief but interesting mini tour, facts/history, of the passage that lead to one of the royal’s chambers after I told them how I gained access. Apparently one of the staff was taking a shortcut during tour hours.
So the staff member got the blame?
@@LiClan No, I clearly walked around a roped off area to access an obvious non public area, then was immediately ejected to the actual curb in their grasp the entire time.
I have sent this to friends and family. Priceless.
I’m in the UK for a year and can skip this tour. Also so close to 2 million Dr. Felton! I remember when you reached a million and called us the “Old Guard” anyone who subscribed before the one million. Well done sir and onwards!!
Not even 2 minutes in and I'm already laughing so much. Mark, you definitely have some untapped comedic talents!
Mark, if this is your first foray into tourist trap reviews, please don't make it your last. This was terrific! As an Aussie who has travelled to London many times, I've never been inside Buckingham Palace. I tend to avoid the Northern Hemisphere in summer mostly due to the crowds and exorbitant cost of everything, so the Palace has never been open while I've been there. And it seems this isn't a bad thing. I did tour the Houses of Parliament in April, and can highly recommend it. The seat of your elected officials appears more friendly than the home of your unelected sovereign (yes yes, I'm an Aussie and he's also my sovereign for some reason).
Unless your ancestors were one of the seventy thousand taken to Australia in handcuffs for stealing a piece of fruit. Then f..kum.😂😂
Australia is a true friend to us here in the UK (so many of your brave soldiers lost supporting us in wars). I hope you don't mind me saying, it is about time you ditched the outdated role of the monarchy in your country.
Strange, I felt the opposite.
I went to the houses of Parliament a few years ago and thought it was a shithole.
Buckingham >>> Westminster.
I agree re. Australia's relationship with the monarchy, but one of the Australians' greatest qualities is apathy, which is why we never have gangs of murderous rebels and traitors trashing the place like Trump's moronic rabble tried in the USA. Since King Charles has no power to do anything in modern Australia, that apathy means an historical status quo dodders on indefinitely. He's occasionally appears, rather like an unflushable turd that keeps emerging from the sewer, but he doesn't actually do any real harm.
He's your Sovereign, because of QE2R, and the Empire She Represented which probably gave you your life for better or worse. God the disrespect. Do you deserve the world QE2R and the Empire have carved out for you and your people? Or no?
You're mad at history for the role Her Family succeeded into? Dear Lord. Failure. Pure failure.
This was the most elegant and most British roast I have ever heard of a royal sightseeing 😂😂😂
Edit: Please don't hold back your feelings and thoughts, tell us how you *really* felt.. 😂
This was actually really funny. Mark should definitely do more reviews of disappointing London attractions.
Madame Tussaud’s should definitely be on the list.
Visited Madame Tussaud’s in the 1980s. Wandering about, I was handed a camera by a lady and asked to take a photo of her and her husband standing either side of one of the statues. Intensely shy, I obeyed, lifted the camera and clicked. As I clicked, I saw they were proudly flanking Hitler, standing as close to him as possible. I am Jewish.
Madame Tussaud's isn't that bad. I still would recommend it.
Could he perhaps "wax lyrical" on the subject?
In my humble opinion, ALL of London is a disappointing attraction. It’s such a shame that so many foreign visitors to our green and pleasant land only see London, Britain has so much more to offer.
London, to me, doesn’t even feel British any more, sure the ‘attractions’ are there but the people and culture that made it distinctively English all went to Essex!
@Pete-tq6in I agree. Oxford, Birmingham, and other cities are far more beautiful. And the villages as well!
Mark frustrated and angry? We've never seen him like this, The Royal family better watch out
Field Marshal Fenton and his subscriber army of 2 million are on the march!
with any luck they'll be as worried as the Govt are whenever Martin Lewis pipes up about soaring energy bills
That’s your knighthood out of the window 😂 Brilliant review, loved the ‘face like a smacked arse’.
The good Doctor can probably kiss his prospective OBE goodbye as well. Pity.
I think he should still get the OBE for telling the truth on any subject.
@@nancymilawski1048 I concur 100%! His body of work is incredible!
It’s 9:15 PM and I wish I had a beer as I’m watching. It’s the only thing that could’ve made this better.
I felt the same many years ago when visiting the Vatican. It was stifling hot and the crowd was so packed into the building you could barely swing your arms to walk naturally. I've never been so happy to get out of a building in my life.
Did people go in as devout Catholics and come out Protestants?
No, Scientologists! Lol
_"I've never been so happy to get out of a building in my life."_
I'm sure countless children have said the same over the decades.
@@user-mr4uo5mw9n It felt more like a drug kingpin's mansion than any sort of religious building.
I totally agree, I had a panic attack in the sardines like crowd and was searching for an exit but they were all locked, this was in the early 80s so no doubt its worse now. Seeing the iconic art was a small compensation. I'm glad I didn't bother with the Palace tour when I was in London.
You wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of Mark!!! 😂
Easy enough,.. peasants are at the bottom of the rung anyway, you can't get any lower. 😂😂
Kicking Mustang commenting on a Mark Felton video - Mind blown! If you know, you know!!!
@@danielwilliams4007lol, the king of head shots himself
@@danielwilliams4007 What? No Mustangs in Britain? But a few months back, I watched a video of a Brit driving a Mustang in what should be the passenger’s seat? Did my eyes deceive me? Just kidding….actually cool y’all like ‘em, too!
Take the Eurostar to Paris and visit Versailles, the castle of all castles. I'm a proud Londoner and feel privileged to live in one of the greatest cities on earth but pride should never be allowed to get in the way of honesty. Your description of BP is spot on.
haha what ? Greatest city ? What are you basing this information on ?
only muslims and hindus everywhere , i can promise you the greatest cities do not have a paki leader
Versailles is also a good reminder that the French worked out 250 years ago what should be done with monarchy. We're still waiting to catch up with that very obvious social progress.
"greatest cities" "biggest shitholes" fify.
@@stapletoncotton285 Social progress being executing the royal family? lol
“Whoever runs the palace may be working for the other side” 😂
This absolutely made my day. Thank you Mark, you're a gem!
If you ever get bored of history, you have a great future as a reviewer!😂
I worked for the Royal Collection Trust as one of those wardens, but at Holyrood Palace in Edinburgh, where things are a little more relaxed and friendly. During the London Olympics my partner and other colleagues where asked to work Buckingham Palaces summer opening. Needless to say the staff and middle management where exactly like mark described and proud of it. Toxic working environment. Glad to hear things haven't changed.
And are you now a Republican? 😂
Lite Republican, yes :D@@benfletcher9659
Why would you be glad about a toxic and terrible work environment?
@@samuelj2408 I left their employment with a bitter experience. The fact they clearly haven't changed in self importance and snobbery has reassured I made the correct choice. I make an effort to be inclusive, patient and welcoming in my other roles in the museums and libraries sector to differ myself from these types of people at the Royal Collection. Although, the actual higher management and members of The Royal Family (Except Andrew) where all very nice.
I expected the gardens at Holyrood to be a highlight of my Edinburgh visit, until I discovered the royal scam and skipped it entirely. I've only broken down twice. Once for the gardens at Hamptom Court because gardens are my jam and again at the Tower of London, which I felt was history held hostage. @@rossh9931
Excellent and very funny. Always a pleasure and priviledge to see Dr Felton's articles.
I have long enjoyed your well researched and insightful videos on military history. This video, however, is now my unquestioned favorite. Thank you for making it!
You, Sir, are a man of many talents. Your historical videos are second to none, now we find out you can write one hell of a creative dig! Bravo!
Absolutely priceless! I loved this. As my sainted grandmother used to tell me, "so young and yet so cynical!"
Thankyou Mark for this fantastic video which appealed in every way with humour and total realism .... I am English and glad to say I live in Austria and enjoyed this true to life update from Buck House. You have highlighted every thing which holds interest entertains and at the same time brings home the truth. The horses are the best feature in my opinion and one can happily admire them with a clear conscience which is more than can be said for the kings guards with their bearskin hats which are surely against the environment. Your report is fair and I found it vey interesting, so well done
Are bearskin hats still made with mercury or something? What ever are these suppositions
@@salvadorromero9712 they are. made from live bears to the shame of the ministry of defense and. royal tradition. SHAME on all these people. Mark Felton as always gives a good account